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Recorded LIVE in the basement studio of the Poolside Pub & Grill World Headquarters. A new episode every week. The only thing we DON'T talk about is politics. Jeff and Shell are joined each week by "3rd Wheel Greg (Beaver)" live from the Bourbon Wing of Berlin Estates. We talk about anything and everything.

Hosted by Jeff, Shell & 3WG


    • Nov 27, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 119 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Poolside Podcast

    A Couple O' Junkies!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 57:41


    Episode 117: A naked woman in an airport on shrooms, mad cows, a pot grower, Beaver talks about that time he tried meth, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    Old Man Beaver Took a Spill

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 51:05


    Episode 116: A terrible way to die, a runaway pig, Beaver is terrified of AI, pooping in line at Dysney, Beaver fell in the bathroom (like an old lady) SBDJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    Mobile Blumpkin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 50:27


    Episode 115: In this episode we talk about a woman who NEEDED to get on her plane, another woman went through the x-ray machine, men need hugs too, a new Talk Nerdy to Me, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, a very special Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    We Got Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 60:20


    Episode 114: Tale of the two Shannon's, ghosts, are we in a simulation, Don't hold your farts or it could come out your mouth, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    No Beaver, No Swears

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 60:10


    Episode 113: Beaver is having computer problems. (Say what?!?! That's so not him) The Powerball is up to 1.5 billion...Lots of crazy things going down at a retirement community in Florida, Shell Bells DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me with a special guest, porn star birthdays, and a LOT more! Plus, Beaver IS on this episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    Ouch! Right in the Front Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 47:09


    Episode 112: Pants on fire in Mexico, some woman got an atomic front butt wedgie on a ride at Disney World, a woman thought her husband was mad at her but it turns out he's dead. Shell Bell's DJOTW, a "different" Talk Nerdy to Me", Porn Star birthdays and we lost Beaver for a few minutes. Super fun! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    Beaver is Salty AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 53:01


    Episode 111: We bring back the old themes, a woman drops her phone in an outhouse and goes in to retrieve it, Star Trek spiders, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    Hello Again...Hello

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 49:36


    Episode 110: For the record, We never broke up...we just took a 2 1/2 year vacation. We talk about what we've been up to. New themes, new material, same old Jeff, Shell and Greg. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thepoolsidepodcast0/message

    It's Been a Long Time, Fella

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 8:00


    Episode 109 1/2 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    The Rona is Over You Guys!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 63:15


    Episode 109: Australian woman says she woke up from surgery with an Irish accent, a huge brawl at a London airport, a guy almost lost $1 million dollars in the lottery, Jeff drops some knowledge bombs, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    I'm Trying to Low

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 49:46


    Episode 108: This week Beaver took some allergy medicine and he's higher than a kite, a bad prison escape, a guy fills some containers with gas, and blows up his car, a woman had a hairball removed...after 20 years, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Stop Pushing Buttons!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 45:33


    Episode 107: beaver won't stop pushing buttons on his board, drunk driving on a driving test, a snake in a Target on a can of beans, robber hands over ID to teller, what's the worst thing you've eaten, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Lube Your Joints

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 64:56


    Episode 106: This week we talk about a woman hit with a felony charge for a movie rental from 21 years ago, a Japanese Romeo, another Florida Man story, Jeff gets busted!!! SBDJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and More! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Cabo Swingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 54:09


    Episode 105: We're back from an interesting trip to Cabo...We met swingers! Also, a guy skipped work for 15 years and still got paid, a woman hit by a flying turtle, I guy tries to pick up a rattlesnake with BBQ tongs, SBDJOTW, Talk Nerdy to me (all 60 seconds) Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Doodie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 52:40


    Episode 104: This week, we talk about plane crashes, Jeff's fear of flying, a guy divorced his messy wife, a woman gets $1.2 million put into her account by accident but she spends it anyway, strange laws, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Beaver's TNTM, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Aaand We're Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 68:31


    Episode 103: We're back after Jeff was sick (Rona?) Passengers have to alert the pilot that there's a flat tire, a 59ft tapeworm in some dude's butthole, things our parents wouldn't let us do, Shell Bell's DJOTW, general chatter, blah blah blah, Beaver's TNTM, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    This Ones Super Absorbant

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 52:21


    Episode 102: Beaver tries to steal Jeff's bit, a dude got his ear bit off on a plane, a new "Florida Man" Google trick, funky names, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Beaver's Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Still A Couple of Marys!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2021 47:23


    Episode 101: A woman hit her husband with a hammer when he dumped her clothes out of their apartment, then it got weird, a funeral home employee was nailed inside a coffin during a robbery, a guy busted with too many crocs, things we don't do anymore because of technology, horrifying facts, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, we get a phone call, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Our 100th Episode Palooza Spectacular Fest

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 63:12


    Episode 100: It's our 100th episode, baby! Scheduled to appear: George Clooney, Adrien Barbeau, one of the Coreys, the magic of Sigfried and Roy, a UK woman trapped by a washing machine, a WI driver pulled over using a camping chair for his drivers seat, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays PLUS some flashbacks to a few earlier episodes on this 100th anniversary special. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    We Got Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 53:51


    Episode 99: We talk about a guy charged with assault when his girlfriend said she wouldn't get him more beer, a toilet paper lawsuit, eating or spraying cow dung on yourself a cure all? Dank gummies, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, real questions asked at job interviews, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Better Bring the Febreze

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 52:56


    Episode 98: This week we talk about a guy in Florida exposing himself, a seagull flew off with a piece of a guys tongue, guy went through extreme measures because he didn't want to go to work, weird street names, Shell Bell's DJOTW, first date horror stories, cockroaches, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays, boogers and a LOT more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    The F Off Show, I Guess

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 41:39


    Episode 97: This week we talk about a woman who had a clamp left in her belly from surgery over 10 years ago, a woman finds a snake wrapped around her Uber Eats, a prisoner gets a little flirty, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me with Beav, Porn Star Birthdays, creepy sh*t kids have said to their parents and a LOT more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Dutch Oven - A True Valentine

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 46:14


    Episode 96: A runaway cow was roaming around Rhode island, A lucky shopper gets busted, a kid had a Lego stuck in his LUNG, dirty housewife, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and Jeff plays a Valentines song he wrote for Shell. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Beav Has Gone South

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 38:40


    Episode 95: Beaver is living on Florida for a bit, women in India are slapping their husbands with leather if they go out and get drunk, a peeping Tom fell through a ceiling and landed on a woman, crouton flavored rats, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Princess Takes a Mean Dump

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 60:25


    Episode 94: A woman tried to cut off her husbands wiener, another woman stabbed her husband because she thought he was having an affair, a naked dude stole a police car and ran down the interstate, Princess (Beaver's daughter) joined the show, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Moron Freeman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 55:27


    Episode 93: Beaver gives us a taste of his Morgan Freeman impersonation, a guy lived at O'hare airport for 3 months, another guy drove off without his wife at a gas station, a beer a day keeps the Dr. away, Super Bowl trivia, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Beaver's A Regular Ol' Bob Vila

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 57:05


    Episode 92: Beaver built a bird feeder with butt plugs on it, another foot discovered...or was it....underwear thief, a rude bird, the lottery and tips on what not to do, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Knock, Knock, Knockin' At The Backdoor!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 42:02


    Episode 91: A guy says the drugs in his car a baking supplies, a guy married a dude and didn't know it, Facebook friend request turns into a death threat, wacky and zany pet names,  Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    I Mean, It's Hand Trimmed Bacon. C'Mon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 44:04


    Episode 90: Swap a crappy gift for a pound of bacon? Sign me up. Guy eats pet food when he breaks into a pet store, a guy is killed by his pet hippo, Farmville is done, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Bloody Good Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 48:26


    Episode 89: A naked man roller blading down an 8 lane highway and it gets weird, a dog DUI, falling iguanas', creepy things people have said or done on a first date, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Red Shaped Bucket

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 55:25


    Episode 88: Man climbs on to a commercial jet wing, a drunk driver hides in a nativity scene, a woman got revenge on a porch pirate, a big hand dude robbed a bank, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays (The Christmas baby edition) and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Selfish Shell!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 47:49


    Episode 87: Another tiger tamer almost got their arm ripped off, Beaver called Shell selfish, someone's been poopin' on some dudes doorstep for a year and it's a woman, aliens are just waiting to kill us, apparently, Shellbell's dumb joke of the week, talk nerdy to me, some porn stars that share a birthday with Jeff and a LOT more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    I Ain't Got No Body

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 50:24


    Episode 86: A nude guy was arrested for driving into am old folks home, a body on a beach was a decapitated mannequin, nail in the brain, assault with delicious weapons, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Don't Hold Your Breath

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 52:35


    Episode 85: A guy crashed a Ferrari right after he bought it, An old man tows his wife's wheelchair...with his wife in it, a pantsless intruder, BS stories we heard or told as kids, Talk Nerdy to Me, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, we challenge each other to a breath holding competition and we suck at it, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    bs ferrari talk nerdy don't hold your breath
    Nerd Boners Everywhere!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 47:30


    Episode 84: Three men and a dryer, a guy pays to get mauled by a black leopard, spoons and forks in a mans stomach, bizarre deaths, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    If You're Gonna Be a Silly Goose...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 54:56


    Episode 83: We talk about our Cabo trip, an underwear thief, a guy stabbed in the butt, a missing toe, things men over 30 shouldn't do, weird jobs, lobster pants, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    It's a Boot, Dude!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 49:51


    Episode 82: A guy eats an 8 year old Twinkie and regrets it, a cow escapes down under, a UFO crashed on a road...not really...Shell's boot, Beaver's tooth, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    G'Day Mate!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 59:07


    Episode 81: A burglar in Ireland, a guy grows a 7 foot marijuana plant in his front yard for all to see, farted in an Uber, real phobias, horrible names, things you do that annoy your spouse, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Leave It To Beaver

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 57:47


    Episode 80: There's a COVID-19 Erotic Novel, jailers play Baby Shark to torture prisoners, a woman finds a needle in her SPINE!, a guy poops in a box at a grocery store, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week x2, Talk Nerdy to Me, Por Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Sometimes When We Touch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 40:19


    Episode 79: Beaver's 50th Episode Extravaganzapalooza! Jeff's got the bubble gut. We talk about Farmville shutting down, another guy shoots himself in the ding dong, Beaver reveals his ringtone for Jeff, more bizarre deaths, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week and More! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Get Me Off This Thing! I'm Gonna Sh*t!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 66:56


    Episode 78: We talked about a nice gift Beaver got for Linda (not really)A one legged drunk guy getting busted for shooting at a garage because of a flat tire, a low speed tractor chase, Shellbell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    We're All Discombobulated Up In Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 50:55


    Episode 77: Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, A woman found a 6 1/2 foot snake in her toilet, a woman thought a floatie was a real gator, meth and imaginary people, weird ways people died, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Okay, Who Sharted?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 51:55


    Episode 76: We talk about sharting, what do men look at first on a woman, Joe Exotic looking for a pardon, Shell and Beaver are heartless, ShellBell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    We Have a Winner

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 43:25


    Our 75th episode, you guys! Getting paid to help movers while you're naked, a woman (non-porn star) swallowed a real snake, another guy bit a cobra to death, only at Walmart, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    I'm Afraid of Heights, Bro!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 54:54


    Episode 74: A parrot is questioned by police, a guy refused to stop singing Happy Birthday to himself on a flight, a dead woman was found breathing in the funeral home, riding ATV's in Mexico, we read from Urban Dictionary, Ed called to raz Beaver, porn star birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Yikes! Toilet Snakes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 46:50


    Fire Tornadoes, 90 year old woman grabs a dudes wiener, Tiger King 2 is coming, maybe, snakes in a toilet touches a dudes bean bag, a new segment, "Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week", Talk Nerdy to Me, porn star birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    It's Hot Up In Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 47:20


    Episode 72: Karen cow goes after old couple, a woman loses her shorts after a tussle with a bison, 6 words woman can't stand, porn star birthdays and Shell and Greg do NOT like this week's video...HILARIOUS! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Funky Dreams and More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 47:37


    Episode 71: We talk about a guy smuggling eels, man shoots himself in the chest with a nail gun, favorite pizza toppings from around the world, sexy crosswords, my FUNKY chantix dreams, porn star birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Cooters, KFC Crocs and Cartwheels

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 49:16


    EPISODE 70: A drive up strip club in Texas, a guy cartwheels away from the cops but doesn't get far, KFC Crocs, I finally got my f'n aphgan blanket, Talk Nerdy to Me, porn star birthdays and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    Butt Plugs in Walmart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 47:30


    EPISODE 69: Maskhole pees on the floor after being told to wear a mask, a monkey smuggler, a spin the bottle contest, women being charged by bison, "Talk Nerdy to Me", porn star birthdays and MORE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

    She's a Real Doll For Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 40:21


    Mother to be punched out at her gender reveal, a 74 year old dude was leaving used condoms on cars, real dolls look extremely real, porn star birthdays and a BRAND NEW segment called, "Talk Nerdy to Me". We give Beaver 60 seconds for nerd talk. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thepoolsidepodcast/message

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