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Hosted by me, Luke Sousa, The Third Floor Pod is a social experiment. I attempt to talk into a microphone in my parents attic and make a valid podcast. I also have great friends come on and talk space, animals, life, and anything else that could be interesting. Or not. Enjoy!

Luke Sousa


    • Apr 18, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 41 EPISODES

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    41 - I'm Sorry (Exclusive Apology)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 46:01


    I have made some mistakes, none worse than this. On top of ending racism and exposing birds this is also a jam-packed episode of journalism. We talk the "Birds Aren't Real", We talk the "Charlee Disney", We talk the "Tesla v. Diaz", We talk the "Qetanji Brown Jackson Pee Test", AND the host fights with the producer in an extremely passive aggressive episode of TTFP. Tesla v. Diaz https://www.civilrightsca.com/diaz-v-tesla-overview/ Charlee Disney https://www.today.com/news/news/disney-heir-charlee-disney-publicly-comes-transgender-condemns-anti-lg-rcna24001 Birds Aren't Real https://apple.news/AisErCWh0SYyEB6pCcSBXsw  

    40 - Violent Mixture of Crypto coins and OnlyFans

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 60:25


    America, we are almost at 1 million, it is no time to back down. I am joined today by my trans-lizard news correspondent Kcaj Senih. MVP News correspondent Caitlyn Jenner debuted on Fox News Thursday and The Third Floor Pod has full-coverage, all-access, behind the scenes of the entire special night. We also run down the timeline of Tiger Woods and review his "cheat-sheet". Tiger woods CHEATSHEET https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tiger-woods-update-cheat-sheet-women-events-surrounding-golf-great-article-1.433221 Miami IG Model fatally stabs boyfriend.  Miami IG model fatally stabs boyfriend. Cops trying to figure out if it was self-defense — Miami Herald Sank You

    39 - Where Am I?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 25:28


    Exclusive interview with Bruce Willis only on The Third Floor Pod. Summer is coming on and you gotta send your kids to camp, lets go to a Appalachian, Non-Binary, Fat, Differently-Abled ... SEXY summer camp! This is a news show, but I am not too proud to point out other great journalists. Links Below are some true must-reads. Patagonia Vest Wearers Murdered In The Streets of San Francisco  https://apple.news/AxjsK7CEISc2tZvsn86z7Yw Dont Say Gay Thedailykos https://www.dailykos.com/story/2022/4/1/2089558/-Moms-for-Liberty-cry-when-Don-t-Say-Gay-bill-gets-turned-against-heterosexual-parents  

    38 - Will Smith Saves The Oscars

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 31:28


    Im RaDonda Vengeance. He may be a vampire, but I'm not sure Robert Pattinson is Batman. Also Will Smith saves the Oscars after Amy Shumer, Wanda Sykes, and someone else make it super gay. Nick Cage is married to a cat and thats not okay in Florida. Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill https://apple.news/ALaFXpFyOQ6-q5FapEm11OQ Nicolas Cage Video (definitely not worth watching) https://apple.news/AUsTELPHSRZCUpHZ-GLy2Jw RaDonda Vaught Case (I Already Gave You All The Facts) https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/7169480001  

    37 - I am Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 35:16


    Hello and welcome back. We recognize we all come from soil and return to soil. This is now a corporate state media news podcast. I report facts and expose injustices. we talk Ukraine, a new judge in California, the wild world of Miami and dead elephants. First Openly Transgender Judge Andi Mudryk https://apple.news/AtHfKsyCXRZSqMbZblavp8Q How to Green The World's Deserts and Reverse Climate Change / Allan Savory https://youtu.be/vpTHi7O66pI Thanks for listening.

    TTFP - 36 - Cryptocurrency and the Rothchilds'

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 87:01


    Joined today by Ryan Putz we break down crypto currency, talk about camping, and expose the people that run the money of the world. Ill give you one dollar and in five years you give me nine. enjoy

    TTFP - 35 - Bill the Farmer and Biden the Beefcake

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 34:38


    Uh Oh sorry M*crosoft did I just tell everyone all your secrets. What a time to be alive as summer comes on we have rockets falling from the sky, dog money going to the moon, and Elon on SNL. Stay for the end when I put the Long Island Medium in her place. Grab a glass of Absinthe and lets get the ball rollin.

    TTFP: Eagle 1 Soars

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 85:36


    Michael Logan Joins us again. We have a new ambiance with a great Feng shui. We discuss social media, chi/feng shui, and American society... so yeah some heavy hitting topics. Take your fungal area out, to let it dry a little, and enjoy the third floor pod.

    TTFP: A Joke For My Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 24:53


    woah, I'm standing up in this episode.  This podcast is 2 parts stand-up comedy, 1 part emotional breakdown.  The Golden Ratio.  If you are my dad you have to listen to this, if not I encourage it, but it is not mandatory.   This post is not late, it just lost track of time.

    TTFP : Society mannnnn

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 31:30


    The Confucius quote is completely backwards.  I know. Get over it.   The walls are down, ceiling busted and the chains are loose.  Society exposes itself and it ain't pretty.  I just simply show the way. Put on your madness cap and lets make magic.

    TTFP: Men of Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 75:38


    We are back with Jack.  Very interesting episode here. What makes gum? jack calls out Spotify!  And Physics majors bang their heads as we discuss time dialation, gravity vs time, and chemistry.  Remember we are all getting older and I would like to use these fines word by Jack to simplify it.  " I'd Like to take this time to compliment your pants."

    TTFP: Starboard, Port, Bow, Stern

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 76:56


    Very happy to be joined today with the Chief himself, Nick Forsythe.  Nick is studying Boats and Hoes so we discuss the open waters and pirates.  This episode also goes deep with Nick and I pondering the simulation were all stuck in.  Much more good stuff and an absolutely great dude, give it a go, eh.

    TTFP: Shenandoah River State Park

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 83:49


    Joined by my friends Steven and Albert, the third floor pod went on an excursion  to a state park in Virginia.  We had so many laughs along the way, hopefully you will find the humor in it too.  Bundle up its cold on the third floor.

    TTFP: Happy New Year, If You're Into That

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 27:58


     Something about the new year brought out a deep side of me. So prepare to learn life lessons from someone who knows ~nothing~.   Follow us on IG @ thethirdfloorpod you can also listen on Apple and Spotify Podcasts. Its been a great year for the third floor and I want to say I appreciate all the support from everyone. Stay dreamy you creamy demons.

    TTFP: Everything is Green

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 90:41


    Oh boy, Here we have a great episode to hangout to.  With the help of my friends Jack and George we discuss the most pressing matters of the milennia. Do Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerburg have twins? What color are you really? And will someone give me free plastic surgery? Many more interesting topics too if you take off your top and relax.

    TTFP: Og Toke Squad

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 69:48


    I have spent a lot of my days wasting time with these guys I'm joined by today. Jack, Steven, Ryan and I reminisce with some hibiscus and have classic cloud conversation. Our experts discuss new exoplanets, the portal in Utah, funny movies, fish dicks, and when the hell did a dime become a gram??? Might want to burn some midnight hash along with this episode so relax and stay a while.

    TTFP: Conspiracy Dive w/ Putz

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 92:12


    EVERYTHING SAID IN THIS EPISODE IS ALLEGED.  What if the Hollywood, Tech, and Political Elites are all in the same club.  Who started the club ?? And why do they want tortured babies blood? Please enjoy a pizza slice or a hot dog for an hour and listen up!

    TTFP: Pistol Pete

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 75:50


    Welcome back, this episode of the show is with my friend Peter and including George on production. This episode talk about our new president elect Joe Biden, Elon Musk's Boring Company, and the legalization of Marijuana. Check out the YouTube version for pictures of Moose!

    The Witching Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 37:53


    This one here is just a solo of me, your boy sous.  Tune in to learn about the Salem witch trials and what possibly caused them.  I tell some stories and show off some new trinkets before giving my take on our new president Kanye West.

    Election SZN w/ Sous

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 27:31


    Iy Chimichonga, first time in a while it's just me, Sous. In this episode I expose the sexual tension of the vice presidential debate, I silence Michael Jacksons" haters, and I tie it all in a knot with a story about Porta-Potties. Been Too Long, Thanks For Supporting, and as always Fuck The Free World !

    Eagle 1 Brings Buddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2020 101:59


    After all the terrible reviews on Ep: 13 I decided to bring Michael back only this time we also had the main man Craig Voss and Ali "the Seamstress" Senmen.  Its a real good time, we talk some Physics, History, conspiracies, and the lovely Katrina Lepage even chimes in for a minute.  Enjoy the unsolicited conversation!

    TTFP: Episode 20 Jack Hiney

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 62:34


    Just another day in the office with the boy Jack Hines.  We finally reveal our element of the day!  We also talk F1 racing and some fighting.  Relax, hang out with us, take your clothes off.

    f1 hiney
    TTFP: Episode 19 Young Scup On the Mic

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 105:15


    Here I sat a down with a my great friend, and my girlfriends cousin, Uncle Chris Hascup.  Scup is a freshly graduated business man who is honing in his skills over at Amazon.  We have a great conversation and go in deep on you social media heads.  Its a good time, give it a listen

    TTFP: Episode 18 Night at Delafield

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 87:11


    This Pod was recorded at 3:00 A.M. after my 21st birthday party, so please excuse how intoxicated I am considering my motor functions were barely there.  I am here with my great friends whom I once lived with in Dirty Bruns.  Although hostile towards each other its all love and a real feeling of what it would be like at 3 AM in our house.

    The Third Floor Pod With Sous: Episode 17 Jazz With My Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 30:08


    Just Your Boy Sous in this one.  A lot of birthdays going on in July and I have been loving it.  A lot to discuss, none of it important, so give 'er a listen, eh?

    TTFP: Episode 16 One PP Touch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 55:24


    Joined by my teammate Alex and our foes Andre and George we plan The First Annual Third Floor Invitational (title pending).  This is a tennis match between longtime rivals with rich backstories.  Other than that we discuss movies, comedy specifically, and George exposes Pete.

    TTFP: Episode 15 The Last Tuddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2020 93:34


    This pod is with my great friend Joe Carr.  We talk UFC, We talk traing for police officers, and we reminisce our glory days of highschool football.  Listen first for a heartwrenching story about a dog.

    TTFP: Episode 14 Product Design to the Maximum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 116:17


    Introducing Max Hines, a young talented artist/product designer who has some stories to tell. You can check out his designs on Instagram _MXDSGN_ . Max told me about his work for companies like Movado and Mercedes Benz and told tales from Europe that blew me away. You may learn a thing or two. Watch youtube version for design pictures.

    TTFP: Episode 13 Eagle 1 Has Landed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 96:12


    Featuring a long time listener, first time caller Michael Logan.  We talk street fighting amongst other things but mostly riff and have a comical conversation.

    The Third Floor Pod With Sous: Episode 12 Supersize Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 31:50


    Just me in this gnarly pod and I call out NASA and the government.  I also talk a little about our nations wonderful holiday and feeding my lizard.  Check out youtube version for the lizard eating crickets.

    TTFP: Episode 11 The Champ Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 73:14


    This episode is with my good buddy Ryan Morse.  We tell our mutual best sports story of a rag tag group kids who beat the #1 seed. We also  talk more about baseball and the longevity of The Third Floor Pod. Enjoy!

    TTFP: Episode 10 Abolish Embalment

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 60:56


    Dollar stores, embalming, WW3??? Nothing more than a normal Jack and Luke chill session. Open your mind, but not your pineal gland.

    The Third Floor Pod With Sous: Episode 9 Money is Fake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 31:03


    Oooweee is this the third solo already? I talk a little nonsense but with topics like Four Lokos, The Roswell Incident, and Jeffrey Epstein there is no way I’ll miss.  Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    TTFP: Episode 8 Brainstorming With the Boys Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 67:17


     Picking up where we left off last episode, Ryan, Jack,and I have a caffeinated conversetion and spitfire through some awesome topics.  The video version is on Youtube to reveal my twin.

    TTFP: Episode 7 Brainstorming With the Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 88:08


    Jack, Andre and myself plan for progress everyday and discuss some possible trends for the episodes.  Particularly we talk about the ISS, Elon Musk, UFC, and some wicked shoulder injuries.

    TTFP: Episode 6 Post Puzos’ Jines

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 31:25


    Kcaj dneirf ym htiw hgih teg i

    The Third Floor Pod With Sous: Episode 5 Rolling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 26:59


    Bears dont scare me, I saved a Northern Jersey Blue Jay, and things are rolling here on The Third Floor.

    TTFP: Episode 4 The Reigning Champ

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 64:04


    In this episode I talk to a great friend of mine and my original co-host.  He left me and gained some real experience in the world of broadcasting. Now I ask him how to do talking good.

    TTFP: Episode 3 My Doppelgänger Ryan Putz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 44:54


    My identical twin and I talk aliens, laws on mars, and his interesting internship in the city.

    TTFP: Episode 2 Frathouse DJ Drecos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 34:18


    Introducing my great friend Andre. We talk about his music career, social media, and nigerian hackers. 

    The Third Floor Pod With Sous: Episode 1 Planet of Blade

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 14:54


    First ever episode up in my attic. Even a tsunami starts from a single ripple.

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