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The Untitled Mariners Podcast


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    Untitled Finger Monkey Podcast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 42:45


    The Mariners are bad? Pygymy Marmosets are good! Let's talk about baseball, together. Get forked.

    The Seattle MarineHawks (Putting Miles on my MastroZamboni)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 58:42


    This is the boring episode...which means the next 5-10 episodes will kick ass. We talk about Justin Turner, opening day roster, and Geno Smith? Shoutout to the guy that gives us $10 per month on patreon to talk ball: Nick Lucarelli

    Big Smooth

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 43:38


    Let's talk about Spring Training.

    We Back Beeeeeitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 45:43


    This is a Mariners Podcast. With that being said, everything Derek says is a joke.

    Jake Burger & Fries (The Pre-Soto Era)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 83:53


    We recorded an extra long, rambling ep for you. We discussed possible moves, including the possibility of a 3 team deal (which we obviously have insider info on). Then we spend an hour reading mock trades on baseball trade values. ok, love you, by!

    We Bring the Doom (Kinda Positively Though?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 38:10


    Hey check it out, a podcast episode about the Mariners offseason budget.

    Welcome to the (Sc)Off-Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 39:03


    This episode is terrible, why would you listen to it? We will be getting back into the SWING of things (get it?), don't you worry about that. Go fork yourself.

    The Gang Gets To 3rd Base

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 40:04


    HEY HEY...What do you want me to say? Derek & Jeromy talk about playoff baseball...and the Seattle Mariners?

    The Season Predictions We Made Along the Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2024 36:17


    We are back. Sorry for being gone so long, but you know how it is?

    Sorry for Being So Sad

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 19:34


    We know, we know.

    Open the Bullpen Doors, Jerry

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 49:54


    Is this one even about the Seattle Mariners?

    Oh, Scotty Boy (The Bishop is Calling)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 39:36


    The Mariners fired dad, we talk about it with Nathan Bishop. I put minecraft music behind the first half of the episode & it sucked so I stopped it halfway. Whatever. No one reads these anyways. Why do I even bother? It's just like, I put my heart & soul into this crap & what do I have to show for it? Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

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    For Whom The Bazardo Tolls (It Tolls for We)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 36:20


    The Vibes: bad The Manager: fired The Derek: playing minecraft The Jeromy: forking himself The Clip Grab Efficiency: Immaculate Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Trade Deadline Extravaganza Livestream Really Good Time Show!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 45:06


    Hey dude, we had a good time. Jeromy leaves early because his first born son pissed everywhere so Derek rambles alone for the last ten minutes...enjoy it! Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    The Randy Episode (This is the One About Randy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 67:01


    The Mariners floundered the AL West lead, giving it up to those shifty Houston Astros. The Texas Rangers are nipping at our heels and there's only one man (and hopefully a few of his friends) who can save us: his name is Randy (and their names are Vlad, Luis, Brent, Jazz, Jonathon, Seiya, Nico, Ian, Matt, and anyone else who can hit a baseball really fucking hard). Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Duh Team (The Day Before We Were So Back)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 46:53


    We recorded this on Monday, the day before your Seattle Mariners put the hurt on the San Diego Fathers. The audio sucks ass on this one, our bad, that's on us. All we can do in this life is learn from our mistakes & strive to improve ourselves before we shed this mortal coil. ok, we forking love you. Thanks for listening.

    The Great Debate (Our Worst Ep Yet)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 54:16


    Hey what's up? Sorry this one is not good at all, Derek was very hungover & he rode a moped without a helmet. The mariners played some ball games (kinda), let's talk about it. Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Late but True (Patreon Preview)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 7:29


    The deafening sound of silence. It's Waluigi time. Better late then never (Julio)? Check out the full ep here: Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating fish food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Moleholland Drive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 24:30


    I've just got like a lot going on right now. The Seattle Mariners took 3 outta 4 from the Chicago White Sox & we just want to talk. A Few Good Molemen? Get Forked. Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Lorde of the Gut Biome

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 47:04


    Not every game can be won & not every episode title can be a banger. The Mariners drop a series to the Royals & we are here to whine about it. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Livestream Mock Trade Extravaganza Great Time Fun Blast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 70:52


    How are you? This one is just for fun. It's our first rodeo doin' a livestream chat ep. Hehe, we hope we like it. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: I found this on youtube, idk what it is. It's cool i think, fun?

    [B]Looper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 42:53


    It's too early for this shit. Let's talk some Mariners baseball, capeesh? New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Exercising The Demons of Doubt (M's Bookend A's & Royals)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2024 68:58


    The Mariner are uh rollin! But, at what cost? No Country For Bullpen Part 2? Jeromy's father never told him who his favorite player was? Derek is very tired? All of that, and SO much more! New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    8 Nori Aokis, 1 Joshua Rojas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 40:40


    Hey, what's up dude? We were just gonna hangout & recap the last 7 mariner games. Do you, uh, wanna come with? New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Expected Aura (M's on a Roll?)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 56:28


    Your Seattle Mariners took 2outta3 from the Atlanta Braves. Is the win streak sustainable with this offense...? Derek doesn't have his meds. Forgive him. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Tejas 2 Step on Snek

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 52:05


    The Seattle Mariners are winning ballgames, but at what cost? We recap the two most recent series wins against Texas & Arizona. Get forked. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    Guess Who's Back? (The Seattle Mariners Are Suhhhhhmokin')

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 63:37


    The Mariners are back, & so are we. Does anybody even read these descriptions? Am I wasting the little time that I have by writing them? I feel so alone in this vast world, even when I am surrounded by other sentient beings. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

    The Seattle Sisyphuses (M's Call Up Clase)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 61:01


    Welcome to Staples, we love you. This episode is kind of a downer...so I put relaxing, running water noise behind the whole thing, let me know if you hate it! Everything Derek said is a joke & he's really sorry about all of it, honest. Music credit: I googled “really sad music copyright free.” New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

    Pining for Pygmies: A Marmoset Pod [The Mariners Won the Big Baseball Game!]

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 59:28


    We declared that we would not record another episode until the Seattle Mariners won a game of baseball. Instead, we intended to focus our efforts on our true passion: pygmy marmosets. However, those very same Mariners did win one baseball game...so we decided to devote to them some of our time. Derek doesn't know how to count, but that's ok. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

    The Errors We Made Along the Way: Week One Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 49:18


    With the first week of Mariners baseball in the books, we look back at all the memorerrories we made along the way. Derek is sick & this episode sucks, we love you hope it! New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod, Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

    The Unbearable Weight of Mariners Opening Day (Featuring the Nel Dog)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2024 47:15


    We overreact, we underreact, we learn some things along the way. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Nel dog: @theeneldog Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod, Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

    Attack on [Business] Titan (Ticket Giveaway Reveal!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 54:51


    Derek shares a traumatic experience before the UMP crew delves into the recent John Stanton interview with Paul Silvi of King 5 news. We also discuss the recent news on Bryan Woo's injury...as well as Jordan Montgomery signing with not the Mariners. Fortunately for all of you, we have a Neldog prediction clip for ya. Hope you enjoy this one, don't forgot to like, subscribe, rate, review, moisturize, & get friggan forked. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

    The Trupin Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 92:52


    It's the one with Trupin on it. We talk some spring training, some prospects, some fun trade ideas, some questionable choices. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Trupin: @Johntrupin Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

    The [J]age of Free Agents is Over, the Time of the Trade Has Come (Feat: @thejagepage)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 66:23


    Jage joins us on this one as we go over more of your Mariners predictions for the '24 season. Also, somewhere in this episode...we bestow upon you the details of our ticket giveaway... Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com Follow us on twitter: @umspod Jage: @thejagepage Keromy: @jkrom34 Derk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

    When the Cat is Away, the Mice Announce a Ticket Giveaway

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2024 24:14


    When the Cat is away, the mice will play (Derek's girlfriend was playing D&D so he slammed down some cold ones). This is a more relaxing episode...or is it? We introduce you to the polarizing Nelson Dog... & we may even announce a ticket giveaway...

    No Country For Bullpen (Podcasters in Cars Running Over Civilians)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 23:12


    It's fine, everything is fine. We hopped on to discuss recent developments within Gregory Santos' arm, & the Mariners' bullpen as a hole (whole?). Derek recorded this one in his car while on the run from the law, so we apologize for the lower audio quality. Get Forked. Follow us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

    Make Me Like Bo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 60:46


    Let's dig into those Spring Training numbers & then overreact about them! We also go over some listener submitted Mariners takes for the 2024 season. Then Derek & Jeromy hatch a diabolical plan to resolve an issue with the Mariners infield. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros

    Breaking Out the Ryne Bread & Custard (Stanek Signs with the M's!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 19:59


    No Country for Bullpen The Seattle Mariners have signed RHP Ryne Stanek to a 1 year $4 million dollar contract with performance enhancing incentives. We have opinions about this. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

    Welcome to the UMP Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 147:02


    Oh, Hello there! This right here is the inaugural episode of the Untitled Mariners Podcast, a show for Joe Six Packs by Joe Six Packs. Your hosts, Jeromy & Derek (that's us), are devout Seattle Mariners fans who just needed someone to talk to about our favorite team. We are not experts, like some of the Mariners pods out there, & are just here to hangout with you. In this first episode, we introduce ourselves & tell you the what & why of the show. We also get into some of the bigger moves made by the Mariners this offseason, as well as reminisce for entirely too long about former 4th outfielders (I miss you so damn much Ben Gamel, please come home). This episode ran pretty long. In the future, you can expect a brand new one-hour episode every Monday morning! In addition, we will definitely be doing emergency pods if something big goes down in Mariner Kingdom[e]. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube coming soon!

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