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Welcome to the We Only Do One Take Podcast. Each week Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers. Every so often they have guests on to chime in with zingers. If you like banter, weird news stories and terrible jokes, you are going…

We Only Do One Take Podcast


    • Aug 9, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 254 – A Look Into A LOLCOW – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 71:03


    Today we look in to Jake Savich. Jake is our LOLCOW. He is a the Creator of Guitar Of Consciousness, Facilitator @ Access Consciousness, an Energy transformation guitar wizard and an International speaker. And he is super weird. We do a deep dive into him!

    Episode 253 – Holiday Stories – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 59:55


    Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!

    Episode 252 – Mother's Day – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 53:33


    Turch tells us about his Mother's Day. Kieran gets mad. And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers. All this and more!

    Episode 251 – Golfin' – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 61:59


    Turch writes a book Kieran plays 2 games of golf And we try to avoid ads. All this and more! Check out Turch's book https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D29WKCKY

    Episode 250 – Weatherman – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 69:23


    The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran's birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the strippers. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!

    Episode 249 – Farting At The Gym – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 67:38


    Kieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!

    Episode 248 – Wheelchair Heros – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 67:44


    Kieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!

    Episode 247 – The Wrong Gown – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 61:30


    Kieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!

    Episode 246 – Window Taxed – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 66:19


    Turch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!

    Episode 245 – Stuck On A Zipline – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 67:17


    Turch knows self driving cars won't work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!

    Episode 244 – Super Glue – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 63:21


    Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

    Episode 243 – Somatic Movements – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 63:24


    Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!

    Episode 242 – An Interview with Matt Farley – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2024 58:43


    The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing him 15th film. The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans. All this and more in this week's episode! This interview is also available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VfbFBM9DBq0 Check out Matt here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Motern-Method-Matt-Farley/dp/B09PHJS3JW https://open.spotify.com/show/3FfRydZDDcjGccQ4ERC4CN?si=e295e76eae53475c https://tubitv.com/movies/616747/freaky-farley https://open.spotify.com/track/6iXBQXYVSMSY7LsZ7lj161?si=312c519abdaf431b

    Episode 241 – Fired From Harvard – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2024 66:16


    Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more

    Episode 240 – More Bad Stand - Up – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2024 66:19


    Kieran goes to Ikea. Turch is sorting out his poo schedule. The boys want to go to FatCon And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers. All this and more!

    Episode 239 – An OnlyFans Christmas – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 68:00


    Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement. Kieran misses the airport business lounge. And the boys get ready for Christmas. All this and more!

    Episode 238 – Saving The Water – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 59:03


    Kieran tells us how to rescue water from a water bottle. Turch tells us more of our technological dystopian future. And the boys use AI to make the worst stringers. All this and more!

    Episode 237 – Turch's Birthday – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 71:49


    It's Turch's birthday! Kieran gives Turch a gift. Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald. And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah. All this and more!

    Episode 236 – Propaganda – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 60:12


    Turch makes propaganda. Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women. And the boys get hydrated. All this and more!

    Episode 235 – A Chat With A Fart Fetishist– We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 65:03


    On this very special epsiode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fetishist), and host fot he Fart Fetish Podcast. We dive deep into the fetish: his experience, how it works and dozens of questions asked by our community. Check Raj's podcast out here: https://eproctophilia.org/podcast.html Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

    Episode 234 – Margaritas – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2023 68:05


    Kieran hates movies that are too long. Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans. And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

    Episode 233 – Squatty Potty – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 62:11


    Kieran doesn't understand why someone would need a squatty potty. Turch hates cars turning wide. And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

    Episode 232 – Responding To A Flat Earther – We Only Do One Take Podcas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 80:14


    The bonus get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth The boys don't understand the whole Palestine Israel thing. And more dad jokes than you can handle. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

    Episode 231 – Girl Maths – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 71:24


    Kieran learns about girl maths. Turch likes the Roman Empire. And we listen to a song about eating cum. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

    Episode 230 – Feederism – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 58:44


    Plenty of Fat People News this week. Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax. And Turch hates Kieran's dad jokes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

    Episode 229 – The Hall Of Cost – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2023 66:38


    Kieran find his new favourite rapper, Sexyy Red Turch is thankful he is no longer in the dating pool. And the boys go into more conspiracy theories. All this and more!

    Episode 228 – Turch Plays Every Music Stinger – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 60:53


    Kieran hates people who only run 5km Turch hates loud toilets. And every single music bit is played on the show! All this and more!

    Episode 227 – Logging Keystroke And Eating Bananas – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 56:36


    Reb is on the show! He hates Myki. Kieran helps rewrite more Tom Myers jokes. And Turch talks about Lizzo. All this and more!

    Episode 226 – Kieran Is Hosting The Commonwealth Games – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 66:02


    Turch is one a rampage! Ont he cards is climate change protesters/extinction protests, food that is too big and women in the workplace. Kieran tells us about big barbeque. And the boys watch a thot.

    Episode 225 – Kieran Hates Hipsters – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 63:57


    Kieran buys meat rubs, and hates hipsters Turch hates bad female boomer comedy. And the boys laugh at Biden All this and more!

    Episode 224 – More Music Stingers – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2023 65:41


    Turch makes more music stingers Kieran learns about a man who ate a bin chicken As we find out there are no medium rappers All this and more!

    Episode 223 – The Greatest Dad Joke Ever – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 61:47


    Special guest on the show, Damian (who helped test dildos). Turch tells the greatest dad joke ever And Kieran doesn't understand trans boobs. All this and more!

    Episode 222 – A Podcast For Women – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 57:36


    Turch looks into podcasts for women Kieran wants to complete a food eating challenge And the boys discuss the importance of gatekeeping. All this and more!

    Episode 221 – Dad Jokes – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 65:11


    Turch hates work meetings. Kieran learns the phrase ‘womanface' And the boys have a new music bit to introduce the dad joke segment. All this and more!

    Episode 220 – Straight Up Pimping – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 57:05


    Turch solves the diversity crisis by becoming a pimp. Kieran loves beautiful women, like Lizzo. And the boys find out about taxidermed drone birds (aka trans birds) All this and more!

    Are you funnier than Tom Myers?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 45:37


    We provide our good friend Tom Myers, some comedy advice in Part 2 of Episode 218.

    Episode 219 – Trans Rights Are More Mens Rghts – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 61:20


    The boys discuss the toilet situations. Look at Chat GPT's joke writing ability. And chatty GPSs. All that and more!

    EP 218 (Part 1)- Kierans Birthday Special

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 50:29


    EP 218 (Part 1)- Kierans Birthday Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Episode 217 – Tom Myers Can't Tell A Joke Properly – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 67:41


    Turch and Kieran go through Tom Myers's material and decide to start a new project.

    Episode 216 - Will you help me repair my door? - We Only Do One take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 73:08


    Turch gets cancelled! Afroman has no door and Kanye West hates on …. All this and more in episode 215!

    Episode 215 – It's Not Over Until The Fat Lady Sings – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2023 59:35


    Kieran becomes a meat snob. Turch makes a joke about suicides. And both boys think Andrew Tate is an idiot. All this and more!

    Episode 214 – Erotic Stories – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 66:50


    Turch thinks he is growing up. Kieran wants a flying car made by Trump. And the boys listen to an erotic story from Literotica. All this and more!

    Episode 213 – How To Measure A Penis – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 69:40


    Kieran is in studio to tel us how to measure a penis. Turch hatezs terrible zippers on baby clothes. And the boths try to understand how ‘they' are influencing the 2023 Satanic Panic. All this and more!

    Episode 212 – Turch Is A Dad – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2023 68:20


    Turch is a dad! Kieran is back in studio to talk about his trip to India. Turch hates medical staff and shares stories about his nonno and dad. Plus we listen to the final jokes of the Seinfled AI. All this and more!

    Episode 211 – Toilet Calendars – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 71:15


    Damien is our co-host for this episode, so it's a music based episode! Why do people have calendars on their wall of their toilet? And we listen to a bunch of… ‘talented' musicians. And we listen to 469 amazing sounds! All this and more!

    Episode 210 – The White Girl White Wine Spitzer Show – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2023 83:59


    Kieran is still away, so this week we have Dan from AMR's Barre Talk in studio! Turch loves Japanese Gwen Stefani And Dan and Turch review every drink. All this and more!

    Episode 209 – How To Squirt – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2023 87:46


    On this episode., Kieran is gone, so we have Teresa from Story for a Song and Bad Poets Society as a cohost! Teresa also hates doctors. Turch hates boomer get togethers. And they both learn to squirt from Abbie Chatfield. All this and more!

    Episode 208 – The Boys Are Back On Twitch – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2023 61:53


    Kieran and Turch are back live on twitch! Turch talk Taliban and Pirnce Harry's penis. And Kieran hates doctors. All this and more!

    Episode 207 – The 2023 Homeless, Car - Less Christmas – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 56:45


    Kieran has no car Turch is homeless And they love Christmas. All this and more!

    Episode 206 – Rats Eating Receipts – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 59:37


    Kieran picks up the wrong napkin. Turch's brain connects impossible things. And Kieran's mind is blown. All this and more!

    Episode 205 – Fuck Banks – We Only Do One Take Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 51:16


    Turch hates banks. Kieran nearly dies. And the boys leave early to watch the World Cup. All this and more!

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