Wotcher Harry!

Special Halloween two-parter! It's all about haunted houses. We'll deep dive into The Haunting of Hill House, comparing the show to the original book, and share some spooky stories from our listeners!    *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: "The House of Leaves" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Special Halloween two-parter! We're looking at the work of Mike Flanagan, aka Mr. Netflix Horror himself. We'll talk through The Haunting of Hill House, The Haunting of Bly Manor, Midnight Mass, and Fall of the House of Usher, give our rankings, and go through some hot takes.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: "The House of Leaves" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Time for our favorite part of any series: it's horny corner, Buffy edition! But first we're joined by gay Buffy scholar (and Lisa's girlfriend) Rachel McDonald to talk about Buffy's lasting impact on the queer community.     *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: "Ready Aim Fire" Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Deep dive time! The Scooby Gang looks at the Slayer prophesy, breaks down why all Watchers (except Giles) suck, and debate the pros and cons of our favorite problematic Slayer, Faith.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: "Ready Aim Fire" Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

NEW SERIES ALERT! Grab your stakes and crosses, the Scooby Gang is talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. In this first episode, we're looking at the cultural significance of Buffy, our own histories with the series, and whether or not Buffy can make you bisexual. (Spoiler: it can!)   *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: "Ready Aim Fire" Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It's our last SATC episode! We're talking about the ladies' friendships (and the real life SJP/Kim Cattrall drama) and, of course, our favorite SATC hunks.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: “Sweeter Vermouth" by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In episode 2 of our SATC series, we're looking at one of television's greatest antiheroes: Carrie Bradshaw. We're doing a deep dive into our favorite curly-haired psychopath, talking about her personality (bad), her love life (very bad), and of course her outfits (absolutely insane).   *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: “Sweeter Vermouth" by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Grab your cosmopolitans and Manolo Blahniks! We're doing a three-part Sex and the City series. In episode 1, we'll look at the creation of SATC, talk about its cultural impact, and consider the most important question: are we a Samantha, a Charlotte, a Miranda, or a Carrie? *Contains crude language, not for kids!* Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: “Sweeter Vermouth" by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In our final Twilight episode, we debate the age old question: Team Edward or Team Jacob? Plus, a reflection on the series. (Part 3 of 3!)   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Deep dive!!! The gang looks at imprinting and decides it's bad, actually. (Part 2 of 3!) *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The fans? Teenage girls. The critics? Everyone else. The vampires? Sparkly. We're going back to 2005 for the cultural phenomena that continues to preoccupy fans and haters alike. In this episode, we'll talk about our histories with Twilight, the critical response, and why we can't just let teenage girls like things. Hold on tight, spider monkey. (Part 1 of 3!) *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Your favorite episode topic is back: we're talking fan fiction again! Shaun finally reads something nice about the Weasley twins, Caleb dives into the tale of a very horny castle, and Lisa discovers The Horrors.    Plus, a very special announcement!   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherpod Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Sorry for the hiatus, Potter heads! The gang's back with a deep dive into our favorite bookworm/war criminal, the one and only Hermione Granger.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Our summer break is over! We're covering a topic Lisa and Shaun have wanted to do for a long time: horses. Specifically, the horse-like creatures in the HP universe, including thestrals, unicorns, and centaurs. Get ready to learn a little mythology and listen to the gang do what they do best: debate whether they, too, would have been sexually attracted to Firenze.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Mistah Pottah, our new...celebrity." The gang is talking about everyone's favorite potion master, Severus Snape. Good guy? Bad guy? Misunderstood? Original incel? One thing's for sure, we have nothing but respect for a man willing to pick a years-long fight with a literal child.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There's going to be a new HP show! We're not excited! But we ARE excited to talk about who we would cast if we were in charge of a Harry Potter reboot. (Spoiler, everyone would be young and hot.) Highlights: Shaun lusting after Gene Wilder, Caleb losing their mind over Gwendoline Christie playing Quidditch, and Lisa dying on the hill of the perfect Fleur Delacour.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

It's time for everyone's favorite class: Defense Against the Dark Arts! We're discussing the DADA curse and ranking the best Dark Arts professors. Please enjoy Shaun and Lisa fangirling over Gilderoy Lockhart, much to Caleb's dismay. (Hey, he did't win Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award five times for nothing!)

Yer a...cop, Harry? Let's explore the Wizarding criminal justice system! We're talking wizard cops, the various levels of magical law enforcement, and whether having one maximum security prison for all levels of crime is a good idea (probably not!!).    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Caleb loves Valentine's Day, so we're doing a bonus episode all about our favorite HP relationships (and yes, that includes Aberforth and his goats).   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Today we're talking about one of the most (unfairly!!) maligned magical creatures in the HP universe. We'll look at goblins in folklore and explore the controversy over JK's portrayal of them in the books, then make the case for why goblins are actually superior to wizards (no way a goblin has ever bought an NFT).    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Yer a wizard, Harry! We're celebrating our beloved half-giant Hagrid, a wonderful man who should absolutely be in prison. In honor of Robbie Coltrane, we explore the life of Hagrid, learning more about giants and sharing our favorite Hagrid moments.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Let's get spooky! In this episode, we explore the things that go bump in the night: vampires, werewolves, and ghosts. From their folklore origins to their roles in the Wizarding World, we dive deeper into our favorite HP not-so-scary monsters.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Let's spend a little time out of the HP universe and talk about the real world $$$ the franchise brings in. We'll talk merch, movies, and theme parks, and debate the age old question: is there ethical (Harry Potter) consumption under capitalism?   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Every wonder what the Unspeakables get up to in the Department of Mysteries? We sure do! We dive into why the Department was created, what's behind those secret doors, and who would make the perfect Unspeakable (hint: not a Gryffindor).  *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Finally, Neville Longbottom gets his day in the sun. We focus on the real Chosen One, share our favorite Neville moments, and celebrate our boy's magical glow up.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Is it possible that the Dursleys aren't as terrible as we all thought? Probably not, but Shaun wants to make the case anyway. We look at the way wizards and Muggles interact with each other throughout the HP universe, discuss how terrifying it must be to be a Muggle in a wizard's world, and try to feel some empathy for some of the worst characters in the whole series.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rats and cats and toads, oh my! We're looking at our favorite magical pets, from Crookshanks to Fawkes to Hedwig. We learn about the history of familiars, rank our favorite of Hagrid's pets, and discuss how much therapy Ron needs after the whole Scabbers incident.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Part II!! We debate whether Hogwarts professors get any respect, talk about the coolest aspects of other magical schools (Durmstrang Death Trials!), and decide what Hogwarts classes we would excel at.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

It's our first two-parter, baby!! In part I, we celebrate our first anniversary and Caleb leads us through the history of magic and magical education in the real (Muggle) world and beyond. Make sure to listen to part II for the rest of the episode!   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Flying cars, magical trains, broomsticks...it's time to talk about magical transportation. We debate the best and worst methods of getting around the Wizarding World, but we all agree on one thing: the Knight Bus is full of perverts.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Grab your stinkiest socks and prepare to free one of our favorite magical creatures. We're looking at elvish magic, honoring our favorite house-elves, and spending plenty of time talking about SPEW.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We're back from holiday break with our first character spotlight! We focus on our beloved Won-Won, discussing the worst book-to-movie changes, his possible psychic abilities, and why Ron Weasley might secretly be the best hero in the whole dang series.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Bonus holiday episode! Cait tries to convince Lisa and Shaun that Harry Potter is a Christmas movie. Fights ensue, and a very merry time is had by all.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   $10+ donations to an organization that supports LGBTQ+ youths will get you a shoutout on the show! Suggested donations to: Transanta The Attic Youth Center Covenant House Pennsylvania Valley Youth House   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Curious...curious...We're headed to Ollivander's today to discuss all things wand-related. We'll deep-dive into the magical properties of woods and wand cores, discuss why the Elder Wand is kind of dumb, make a few dirty jokes (naturally), and figure out what our ideal wands would be. *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   $10+ donations to an organization that supports LGBTQ+ youths will get you a shoutout on the show! Suggested donations to: Transanta The Attic Youth Center Covenant House Pennsylvania Valley Youth House   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Let's take some time to celebrate the beefiest, dumbest, and hottest men in the Harry Potter universe. We drink a little too much, debate our top seven himbos, and play a few intense rounds of K/F/M. And finally, we pose the hard-hitting question: would you have sex with young Voldemort's ghost?   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Set your Time Turners back to five hours and not a second more, because we're talking time travel today. We'll discuss paradoxes, plot holes, and whether Dumbledore is actually Ron Weasley from the future.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Please, we beg of you, don't let your kids listen to this one. Today we're journeying into the world of fanfiction. We'll discuss the history of Harry Potter fanfic, talk about the possibilities of future R-rated Harry Potter adaptations, and finally dive into our three current favorite fanfics. Cait decides they love fanfiction, Lisa decides she hates fanfiction, and Shaun ruins everything by making the gang talk about incest.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Can wizards get cancer? Are the Black Plague and Dragonpox connected? How can the Weasleys afford a multi-day hospital stay?? In this episode, we're looking at St. Mungo's and all things health-related. We also discuss how we determine what's canon in the sprawling world of Harry Potter.    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com    Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Copyin' lines! What good's that ter anyone?" Today we're talking about the often dangerous and always mindbogglingly unfair detentions throughout the HP series. We look at some of our favorites, debate the worst punishments, and wonder how drunk Gilderoy Lockhart was while answering fan mail.   *Contains crude language, not for kids!*   Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast   Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We're debating which HP book is the horniest installment of the series. Prepare for innuendos and sex jokes galore. Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this episode we talk about why we love Harry Potter, and let you know what you can expect from the pod going forward (mostly an obsession over in-universe details and dirty jokes). We also discuss JK Rowling and what it's like balancing being fans and supporting the LGBTQIA community.  Theme music: Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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