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We’ll be mostly off for June, but we won’t leave you without a nice special that updates you on several topics we’ve covered over the years. Would you go to work dressed as a furry and bite people you don’t like? Did you like this style episode? How do you feel about Spain?

Were you trained by the CIA as a child? One way to find out is by listening to this episode, where Marissa examines some tiktok theories that are somehow related to liminal spaces. Since recording, Pete is feeling betrayed by basketball. What do you feel betrayed by? Did you get hearing tests as a kid? […]

How can we live on after we’re dead? For the strange people who are interested in that, Pete and Marissa discuss some options that are happening right now. Marissa hates it, but she has fun along the way. What would you have called this episode? How would you like to be preserved? What do you […]

Marissa is here to talk about a French culinary practice, Pete is here to be horrified, and both will share which food makes them feel horrible. Plus, for the first time ever, we try a new icebreaker theme. What do you think of it? What do you want to consume whole? Are your bones crunchy […]

Pete shares his own conspiracy theory about how brand crossovers are contributing to the crumbling of society. Marissa’s not on board. A Michael and Alex call to check in, Pete fights about a toilet, and the universe is still against Marissa, bleeding her dry this tax season. What’s your ideal brand collab? How unreasonable is […]

Marissa gets to dive into a QAnon theory this week, one with intentionally crappy graphics and dollar-store masks. Pete’s there, too. Do you think conspiracy theories are whos, not whats, like Marissa’s subconscious? What did you think Frazzledrip was?

This week we sort of just move around the idea of subtitles or closed-captions. We can’t be sure if there’s a point, but we did it. Marissa’s fighting bugs, Pete’s doing laundry, and Alex is fighting his last name. What’s your favorite marching band instrument? Do you use subtitles/captions? Do you need a copy editor […]

The masters of inefficiency are here to talk about that silly new agency everyone’s talking about. Marissa has the flu, Pete is present, and you missed National Margarita Day! What’s your favorite chain restaurant? Can you do a South African accent? Are you a 14 year old efficiency guru?

Marissa’s sick, so this week’s episode is an un-paywalled episode of Pete Ruins a Movie. This Tubi Original is a silly ride, so enjoy. Synopsis: When  three women plot revenge on their exes after they are dumped before  Valentine’s day, their attempts to get even turn deadly.

This week we begin with a little song for our Patrons. After some catching up, Pete talks dolphins and how they’re messed up, just like humans can be. Or is it more terror per capita? What animals do you not like? Who’s responsible for gravel-snow on the sidewalk?

Well, well, well. We made it back (albeit a bit late)! This week Marissa tells us all the weird stuff about the cybertruck, the visual abomination that people keep buying for some reason. We catch up a bit on life, as well, so just hit play and we’ll do the rest. Do you own a […]

Marissa welcomes a special guest– her husband– to the show. Find out what they enjoyed about 2024, besides one another’s love. What are your picks for 2024? Any fun predictions for 2025?

He sees you when you’re sleeping. You know how? Drones. Join us for our holiday episode! Tell us in an iTunes review or leave us a voicemail/text at 570-POD-WAD-1 or email us at yallheardpod@gmail.com and subscribe to the show! Donate to our Patreon for cool exclusives and outtakes.

Sorry, everybody, but we have to dip into the archives this week because Pete’s tied up, but we have one of our first Christmas episodes. Plus, Pete ruins one of the silliest Christmas movies you can’t find to stream anywhere. We’ll be back as soon as we can with a new holiday bash! Stay tuned […]

Have you ever seen an ad with a superhero? What if the ad was a superhero? Pete explores a few titles and heroes that were made to promote a brand or product, while Marissa cringes the whole time. We also talk Miss Universe, Thanksgiving at Marissa’s house, and more. Which superhero would you like at […]

We try our best to keep the podcast afloat in the wake of the election results. How’d we do? Marissa talks about why we eat what we eat on Thanksgiving. Pete tries to derail her several times, but she’s a professional. What’s your comfort food? What happened in November that doesn’t suck? Do you dry […]

For a special edition Halloween episode, Marissa and Pete discuss the merits of Chat GPT’s top 16 Halloween candies and try to convince one another that their pick should move on. Our loyal Patrons helped break a few ties, too. Will your favorite candy make it to the Frightening Four? Who will win the championship? […]

Halloween is here, and so are Spirit Halloween stores! Pete digs into the business, the employees, and the movie. Marissa went to New York City, Pete heard a lot of Marissa instead of music, and both hosts tell you which classic Halloween figure they’d befriend or date. Have you seen Spirit Halloween: The Movie? Have […]

You think your sperm is better than mine? Oh, wait, it IS better than mine, according to some banks. Marissa fertilizes the egg that is our minds when she examines just how much work goes into donating and qualifying to do so. Have you been to 31pumpkinlane.com yet? Would you date Rob Lowe’s son? What […]

Can Pete stretch this topic out to an entire show? It’s a rambling one, where we discuss what things can be haunted, what makes something dead, and how magic is in the eye of the beholder. You’ll also learn where Bruce Lee is buried. Have you ever had a haunted machine in your life? What […]

It’s here: Oreo Coke. And we’re trying it live! After that, Marissa shares a bit about what orcas have been up to. You know, their trends. Is Free Willy just as deranged as Flipper? Is Oreo Coke a hit? What animal phrases do you like? What do you think of our unsolicited opinions on Jenna […]

We’re always sleepy, so let’s talk about sleep! We’ll learn about the woman who slept for 32 years, polyphasic sleep, and hibernation. Marissa talks about a nude man, Alex weighs in on flag politics, Michael shares Oreo excitement, Pete doesn’t like it when his legs touch, and so much more. More important than any of […]

Have you ever applied for a job and wondered if anyone looked at your application? What if you found out that the job didn’t even exist? Marissa tells us all about this disturbing trend. Pete likes Starburst water, Marissa went canoeing in e coli, and we both want Marissa to get work. Do you have […]

Listener– my uncle, mentioned at the beginning, passed away. This is a little haphazardly edited, but I’ll be back to a production genius next time. Anyway, I (Pete) cover the 2024 Olympics… pre-Olympics, I guess? Listen to this, then go back in time a little. What sport would you train a lifetime to compete in?

Marissa explores her experience and research regarding evangelism while trapped in a ride-share. Are these isolated incidents? Turns out it’s a trend, and one that’s not against the rules. Pete has no AC, Marissa has bugs, and we both have a fun time making this podcast for you. What would your Uber theme be? Where […]

It’s hot, summer’s here, and we’re talking about these monoliths that have appeared in the news and why no one has any good theories about them. Also, keep your eyes out of Marissa’s yard! Does your butt surprise you? Do you have any fun monolith theories?

This was supposed to go up 2 weeks ago. Sorry!! This episode we break the news that we’re going to bi-weekly (and not the twice a week kind). We also talk about how gross hot tubs are and why pigeons bob their heads. Did you think we quit? Who’s fault do you think this gaff […]

It’s a summer-style rerun of Marissa saying “dog” a lot. Before your next BBQ, get some knowledge to drop. Marissa goes deep into the case(-ing) of a division of the American Meat Institute. Later, she’s going to an Eagles game! Pete’s hanging in there and is excited for horror movie season. When will Marissa cover […]

On this special episode of the podcast, we talk about when things going into the public domain. After learning about some properties joining the public domain in the coming years, we pitch one another on how they could be adapted with the same grace and care as Pooh: Blood and Honey. Which is your favorite […]

This week, Pete curates clips from two classic episodes about birds. We’ll have a special new show next week. Do you miss us??

This week, we’re looking at the boob tube. HA! This is a funny podcast. Pete tells Marissa all about Onlyfans TV and all their safe-for-work content. Why did they bother? We don’t know! This is the first of a semi-hiatus that we’re taking. Find out more in the episode. Who would you pay to see […]

This week’s episode to the rescue! Pete explores what a real life superhero is and how you can become one. We also talk turn signal rage, Charlie’s Angels, and hero fashion. What would your superhero name be?

This week Marissa talks about hysteria– what it means, what people thought it meant, and how to treat it. We also talk about Marissa’s meeting her quirky ass doctor, us having weird neighbors, and catching the elusive uterus. Got any weird neighbor stories? Do you know where your uterus is right now?

Are you not an organ donor because you think they’ll let you die for organs? You’re not alone. This week Pete talks about stuff related to organ donation and how it’s okay if you do or don’t do it. Marissa isn’t grossed out, either. What an episode of surprises! We also talk about medical superpowers, […]

Marissa is a little sick this week, but she pushes through it to tell you all about the origin of adulting, what it is, and why it sucks. We’re talking about the word here, not the actual practice. We think about what words bother us and a less specific version of this story. What words […]

BY REQUEST! Today we cover Bean Dad of 2021. Pete goes from embarrassed about how much research he did to weirdly prepared for most of Marissa’s questions. We also talk Easter, the time of day, and grace. What do you think of Bean Dad? Can you use a manual can opener?

This week– the show we tried to do last week. Where does your poo go? What’s your doodie doing? All that and more! What’s the best travel method for pooping? What are you looking forward to in warm weather?

Technical challenges led to another lost show. Not since Unleaded Gas have we lost a show. It was a busy week all around and we didn’t have time, so enjoy two more women from history! Do you know how to fix Pete’s mic software? Do you want to take some of the load off of […]

Pete’s audio is still making him sound like he’s not laughing at Marissa, but he is. Like, at appropriate times. Anyway, he talks about some cool women from history, Alex tells us about pig butchering scams, and Marissa gives us an Oscars recap. If these women were alive, which would you want us to interview […]

This is a weird one. Marissa questions her abilities, Skype won’t pick up Pete’s laughs, and someone snorted dust. In the meantime, Marissa manages to cover a theory connecting lead to violent crime. Will she win you over? Who is Mother Jones?

What’s the deal with Brand Power commercials? You probably wondered that, but moved on like a normal person. This week, Pete explores the brand power of Brand Power. Pete buys a computer, Marissa gets a therapist, and we both drool over chocolate covered cereal. Have you been duped? How do you say reggaeton? Do you […]

This week Marissa digs into some of the failed ventures of that bad human who ran the country once. We also talk about food we’d marry, what cars Marissa would drive, and more Coke Creation exclusives. Did you get K-Wave? Do you have any icebreaker suggestions for us? Have you rated us in your podcast […]

This week, Pete panders to Marissa and covers Coca-Cola Creations. What do dreams taste like, anyway? We also talk about other things, but this week, I can’t remember what– I’m posting it late. If our podcast was a food, what do you think it would be? What flavor should Coke Create next?

Strap on your suspenders and get your ax. This episode we head into the folklore world of lumberjacks. Fearsome critters? More like silly critters! We also talk about our worst jobs, our favorite substack, and how we see with our eyes. Do you want Marissa to drive you around? Do you want to sleep for […]

Marissa went to Panera and found out that death lemonade is still on the menu. Are you as clueless as Pete was? Then this is a must-hear for you. What did you do for Groundhog Day? Have you tried this charged lemonade? Will you give Pete a pass even though he sounded ableist twice in […]

What does it mean when your nose itches? Your right foot? What about your eye? This week we discover what itches mean, spiritually, and we compile a definitive list of what they really mean. Did we miss a part that you want to come up with a meaning for? Have you seen Saltburn? Are you […]

The build-up, drama, and threads continue to grow in episode 2 of season 3. Plus, new interviews with the show’s creator (not interviews I did, but I report on them). Have anything to add? Email yallheardpod@gmail.com. Support the show at patreon.com/yallheard.

I admit that I am a little tired this week for the intro, but we have a fun episode of Marissa exploring Blue Monday, the day, not the song. I assure you this episode contains talk of Blue Lives Matter, piss play, hot dawgs, lil’ smokies, and roach allergies. What do you think of Nathan […]

Don’t worry– this isn’t our new show art! Instead, it is an homage to the topic of this episode: how silly game shows are. We catch up from the last few weeks and find out what we won’t do in 2024. Then Pete makes Marissa increasingly upset about game shows. Would you be on a […]

How do you want to start 2024? With one of our memorable episodes from 2023! What do Kathy Bates, Frankie Muniz, and Drew Barrymore have in common? Well, did you read the title of this episode? They all did mobile game ads. But how? Why? Well, we don’t know the answers, but this episode contains […]

As we enjoy some time away, we hope you enjoy some extra stuff from us individually– Riss’ Gossip Grille covers freakin’ Taylor Swift, Amada Bynes, Guy Fieri, snacks, and more. Pete explains what it’s like to watch a movie that is a commercial, but has no commercials, yet still has commercial breaks. Like these shows? […]