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A podcast where we apply astrology to fictional characters to find out why they're Like That. Celeste, your host, will create a birth chart for a fictional character and go in-depth to explain and justify the placements and aspects she chooses. The charts are created to be as realistic as possible, adhering to the rules of astrology as Celeste interprets them.

Celeste Velazquez


    • May 31, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 32m AVG DURATION
    • 29 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from AstroFic

    Most Stuck Up Girl in Town: Maysilee Donner

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2025 25:05


    Master Gamemaker: Plutarch Heavensbee

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 35:51


    In this episode, Celeste decodes the quiet rebellion and velvet-cloaked cunning of the Capitol's most secretive Gamemaker: Plutarch Heavensbee. With the air of an Aquarius Sun and Scorpio Mars, Plutarch is all strategy, subtlety, and champagne-fueled subversion.

    Empathetic Escort: Effie Trinket

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 38:24


    In this episode, Celeste unpacks the pastel perfection and self-repression of the Capitol's most beloved escort: Effie Trinket. With what we assume is a Virgo sun, Effie serves precision, poise, and just a hint of internalized dystopia.

    Gossip King: Finnick Odair

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 48:12


    In this episode, Celeste explores the birth chart of everyone's favorite tragic heartthrob: Finnick Odair. His Gemini rising gives him his signature chaotic charm, weaponized wit, and enough emotional depth to drown in.

    Sassy Scorpio: Johanna Mason

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 40:58


    In this episode, Celeste explores the birth chart of everyone's favorite axe-wielding b***h: Johanna Mason. As you can tell from the title Johanna has a lot of Scorpio placements, like the host of the show, but we'll learn how having strong placements in the signs ruled by your planetary ruler can help out a struggling planetary ruler placement. For Johanna, we discuss her strong Scorpio and Aries placements and her weaker Mars placement.AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series through the next book release.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste's Links:⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch

    Stunning Stylist: Tigris

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 30:00


    not me pronouncing her name wrong for half the episode... anyway...In this episode, The Hunger Games content continues as Celeste delves into the chart for Tigris, the once beloved cousin of Coriolanus Snow, and one of the women who helped to raise him after his parents passed away. AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series through the next book release.This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back.Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need.Celeste's Links:https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch

    Sagittarian Songbird: Lucy Gray Baird

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 25:29


    In this episode, The Hunger Games content continues as Celeste delves into the chart for Lucy Gray Baird, the District 12 tribute in the 10th Hunger Games from The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. AstroFic will continue its Hunger Games series through the next book release. This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need. Celeste's Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch

    Poisonous and Powerful: Coriolanus Snow

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 46:19


    In this episode, Celeste continues their The Hunger Games deep dive with the well-written villain: President Coriolanus Snow. Expect a lot of talk on: Capricorns, Saturn, and placements that aid public speaking. This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need. Celeste's Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    The Girl on Fire: Katniss Everdeen

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 43:38


    In this episode, Celeste returns to true form and gushes about The Hunger Games and one of her favorite protagonists in all of media: Katniss Everdeen. This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need. Celeste's Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Max Mayfield

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 38:33


    In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Max Mayfield from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is the final of 4 episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly. [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need. Celeste's Links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Nancy Wheeler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 43:47


    In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Robin Buckley from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is the 3rd of the 4 episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly. [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need. Celeste's Links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Robin Buckley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 39:12


    In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Robin Buckley from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is only 1/4* (last episode incorrectly had 1/3, there are 4 total) episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly. [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need. Celeste's Links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Eleven/Jane Hopper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 33:22


    In this episode, Celeste is going to go in-depth on the character Eleven from the series Stranger Things. Please listen to the disclaimer at the beginning of the episode and know that this is only 1/3 episodes about characters from this series and there will be no more. It took a long time to come to the conclusion that these episodes should still go live, and it was not made lightheartedly. [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families in need. Celeste's Links: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch⁠ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Reluctant Adventurer: Will Parry

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 39:42


    In this episode, Celeste is going it solo once again to talk about the secondary main character, Will Parry, of beloved book series His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman. For more context on the series, listen to the episode on Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue from a couple months ago! [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. Celeste's Links: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Everyone's a Theater Kid: Buster Moon & Johnny (Sing)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 69:41


    In this episode, Celeste invites her best friend and special guest Katie to talk about two characters from the Sing movies: Buster Moon and Johnny the Gorilla. [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. Celeste's Links: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Tween Trickster: Lyra (Belacqua) Silvertongue

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 38:34


    In this episode, we discuss one of Celeste's favorite characters of all time: Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue and the trickster archetype as it applies to tween girls. [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. Additional resources have also been linked below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. Celeste's Links: ⁠https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    Mascot Madness: Mickey Mouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 25:49


    Welcome to AstroFic season 2! In this episode, we discuss beloved Disney corporation mascot Mickey Mouse and how astrology can apply to more than just people. Even Celeste was surprised by the astrology in this one! [This is a pre-recorded episode.] This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktr.ee below. Additional resources have also been linked below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. Celeste's Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrofic/support

    A Caring Ass: Donkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 20:09


    This week's episode of AstroFic is all about one lovable animal: Donkey from the Shrek franchise! Spoiler alert: it's another Sagittarius heavy character chart. Celeste also touches on the importance of Saturn in one's birth chart, and why you should never disregard or disrespect it. Celeste's Socials: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    The Boy with Bread: Peeta Mellark

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 32:27


    On this episode of AstroFic, Celeste deep dives into Peeta Mellark as we await the new Hunger Games movie. She also talks about the ways in which Peeta's various placements manifested either in his fictional life or in the PR one created for him in the real world. Celeste's Socials linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    Best Girl: Isabelle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 22:55


    This week Celeste talks about Isabelle from the hit Nintendo franchise Animal Crossing and gives a short retelling of the mythos behind the asteroid Chiron. Celeste's Socials linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    Fallen Demon: Michael

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 23:15


    In this episode, Celeste defends her fellow fixed sign dominant chart havers. And she delves into the current Scorpio-Taurus axis eclipse season a little bit. Celeste's Socials linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    Couch Surfer: Todd Chavez

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 27:01


    This week Celeste takes a dive into the fiery birth chart of one Todd Chavez from the Netflix animated adult comedy Bojack Horseman. Celeste also gives a heads up about Saturn retrograde, if you weren't aware. Let her know if you like these little current transit updates! She doesn't know a lot about current transits and how they effect individuals, but she does get the gist usually! Celeste's Socials linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    The Babysitter: Steve Harrington

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 33:34


    Welcome back from hiatus everyone! In this episode, Celeste discusses her fave Stranger Things character: Steve Harrington. And she explains why the podcast went away for so long. Also worth noting that Celeste HAS seen all episodes of season 4 currently available, but there are NO spoilers for season 4 in this episode as it is pre-recorded. Celeste's Socials linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    Witty Girlboss: Elle Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 22:19


    In this episode, Celeste discusses Elle Woods of Legally Blonde and her many air placements. Celeste makes references to both Legally Blonde movies, as well as the 2000's musical based on the first movie. Celeste's Socials linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    Crabby Cartoon Boy: Zuko

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 22:49


    In this episode, Celeste defends her argument for Zuko having a Cancer stellium. She also explains what a stellium is. (Don't worry - he has more than just Cancer placements) Celeste's Socials linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

    Aquarian King: Kusuo Saiki

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 22:43


    In this, the inaugural episode of AstroFic, Celeste deep dives into the possible birth chart of Kusuo Saiki from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. And she is of the very strong opinion that he is Aquarian ruled. Celeste's Links linktr.ee/celestialbinch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

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    AstroFic Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 4:54


    Episode 0 of AstroFic, where Celeste explains how the podcast will work and how you can support the creation of the podcast! Celeste's Socials tiktok: @celestialbinch (cosplay account) tiktok: @abyssalmaiden (spiritual content) twitter: @celestialbinchh instagram: @celestialbinch patreon: patreon.com/celestialbinch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/astrofic/message

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