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WHADDUP WE BACK MAYBE FOR GOOD FUCK YOU WHO KNOWS ! I HATE BERT THTA LAZY CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOEST DO SHIT ANYMORE JUST WANTS TO EATH 7TH DINNER ALIEN IAN BROT HIS SIDEKICK L;IL TAY YA KNOW ! HAVENT DONE THIS IN 19M SO FORGIVE US !!!!!

YOOOO WHATS UPO YOU FUCKING LOSERS. WE ON OUR USUAL BS ALL FUCKIN FRIED OFF OF MF WINGSTOP. BERT IS THE WORST PRODUCER IF ONLY HE GAVE US THE LOOK HE GAVE THAT MF 15 PIIECE THIS JAWN WOULD SOUND BETTER LMAO. WE GOT MAD CHAD WITH US ONCE AGIN KEEPIT IT AS REAL AS IT GETS. BASICALLY EVERYBODY BUGGIN TODAY IAN GOT SO HEATED THE LITTLE ANTENNA ON HIS BIG ASS ALIEN HEAD STARTED TURNING RED AND STEAMING LMFAO. TUNE IN TO THE END TO HEAR BRAD AND IAN COVER SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE TOP 40 HITS FROM YESTERDAY LMAO WHY THE FUCK DO U LISTEN TO THIS DOG SHIT LMAOOO CATCH 19

WHATS UP YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKS. WE ON OUR USUAL SHIT JOINED BY CHAD. HIGH KEY FUCK PANERA FLAT BREA THESE MFS THINK THEY SLICK JUST THROWIN A BURNT ASS CELSTE PIZZA IN ANOTHER BOX AND CHARGIN OUT THE COCK FML. DIDNT STOP BERT FROM SLAMMING A GALLON OF MAC N CHEESE LMAO. HARDCORE DUDE COCK RIDERZ CAN DO JUST THAT.... SUCK MY WRINKLY LIL DICK. USE UR BRAIN AND STOP DOING DUMB SHIT THAT DONT MAKE SENSE. CHAD IS THE COOLEST FAMOUS PERSON I KNOW THAT WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. AIGHT WE OUT THIS HOE FUCK OFF. GO TO THE MILITARIE GUN SHOW THIS FRIDAY AND GET YA MUD FLAP CHEEKS BOWNT

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YOOO WHATS UP YOU FUCKING LOSERS. ONE YEAR OF BALD, TO COMMEMERATE WE HAVE BIG FAT PUSSY GETTERS CHAD AND CESAR. YOOO ON GOD WHERE THE FUCK IS SHARKEISHA NOW? BERT NEEDS A WIFE AND SHED KEEP HIS BITHC ASS IN CHECK. SPEAKING OF BERT THIS MF SLACKIN SO FUCKIN HARD HE POUNDIN TOO MANY CHICKEN SANDWHICHES. YO BUT WTYF IS UP WITH IRISH PEOPLE ALL HAVING THE SAME THREE FUCKIN NAMES YALL NEEDA POUT THE BOTTLE DOWN AAND GET SOME CREATIVITY. BUT TBH IF YALL STILL ROCKIN WITH US IT SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN US HAHAHA. GAVIN NEWSOM DIDNT GET RECALLED SO IAN OFFICALLY HIGH TAILIN IT BACK TO ZEBULON WHERE HE CAN POUT IN PEACE. BREAKIN NEW THE CLEANEST COCK IN THE WORLD WAS LOCATED AND DISCOVERED ON 7TH STREET IN VICTORVILLE CA. LICK MY CHEEKS

YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKS GOOD YALL BITCHASS MFS WE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER AFTER A LIL HIATUS. LOWKZ SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN IN THE MEANTIME WE TRY TO CATCH YALL UP. RECLAIM IS BACK IN ACTION, IAN EVEN BROKE OUT THAT AREA 51 FORBIDDEN MOSH N FUCKION MEN IN BLACK MEMORY WHIPED YALL LMAO. BERT IS STILL FAT, BUT AT LEAST HE'S TATTED SO OF AGE LADIES SLIDE IN HIS DMS AND GIVE HIM SOME GAWK GAWK 9000. BRAD IS BACK FROM BIAVILLE N SOON BIAVILLE WILL BE COMING HOME. IDK MAN WE DUMB AS SHIT AND YOURE EVEN DUMBER FOR LISTENING TO THIS SHIT LMAOOOO SO WHOS THE REAL WINNER HERE HUH

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCKS UP. IDK WHY ANYONE LISTENS TO THIS HOT PILE OF DOGSHIT BUT HERE WE ARE LMAO. BERT GOT A CHIP ON HIS MF SHOULDER... AND IT AINT NO FIGURE OF SPEECH ITS MF COOL RANCH LMAOOOOO. ON GOD VIBES ARE BACK AFTER A HORRIFIC EPISODE LAST WEEK. WE GOIN ON SABBATICAL FOR TWO WEEKS CAUSE BRAD IS TOUCHING DOWN IN BIATOWN FOR HIS CLAPCATION. SCRATCHERS NEEDA PUT DOWN THE MACHINE N SCRATCH IANS NUTS INSTEAD LMAOOO FUGGIT CATCH YALL DUMB ASSES L8ER. OH YA CHAD TWO WEEKS OUT DA PINTA AND THRIVING WITH US ON THIS FINE EVENING

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCKS UP MFS. NGL WE ALL FUCKIN FRIED SO WE KEEPIN IT SHORT N SWEET TN. BERT IS NOW AN HONORARY BALD HE HAD TO CUT HIS BITCHASS HAIR CAUSE HE WAS GETTING TOO HOT SMH FAT PROBS YA FEEL LMAO CANT RELATE WE BALD BY FATE NOT BY CHOICE. BRAD IS GEARIN UP TO GO BACK TO BIALAND VACAY ROUND 2. IAN IS STILL A BITCH ASS ET LOOKIN XENOMORPH LMAO HES BACK FUCKED CAUSE HE NOT BUILT FOR THIS WORLD. LMAOOO CATCH YALL NEXT WEEK WE BRINGIN DA HEAT.

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MFS WE GOT TWO GUESTS TOINIGHT, FREQUENT FLIER TAY SOUL N NEW FOUND BALD CHAD. NGL WE ON HELLA CHAOTIC BULLSHIT SO IF UR A BITCH ASS CRYBABY KEEP IT PUSHIN THIS ONES ONLY FOR THE BIG DAWGZ. IF U LISTEN TO THIS SHIT U HELLA DUMB LMAOOOOO. BERT IS THE WORST PRODUCER, THIS WTF WE GET FOR NOT FEEDING THIS FUCKIN PUSSY BEFORE WE RECORD LMAO. IANS COUSINS STARTED A FIRE IN THE OCEAN IN THE GULF OF MEXICO THIS FOO HELLA PRESSED HE COULD BE FACING CHARGES SMFHHHHH. BUT FORREAL FUCK U IF U THINK I GIVE A FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FART DICK

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DORKS WE STRAIGHT VIBIN IN THIS BIHHHHHHH. CHICK FIL A OPENED IN THE HD SO U KNOW WE HAD TO SEE SUMN ONE TIME. BRADS DUMBASS FUCKIN EAR IS ALL CLOGGED OR SUMN AND THIS MF GOT INDIGESTION LMAO, GOD DOUBLE FISTING HIS ASS FR SHIDDS NOT COOL. BERT IS FAT, BUT NOW HE HAS AN IPHONE SO I GUESS THATS SOMEWTHIN, IGNORE THE HEAVY BREATHING COMING FROM BEHIND A LIFE SIZE REPLICA OF THE PYRAMID OF GIZA MADE OUTTA CHICK FIL A SAUCE LMAOOO. TURNSTILE BLOWING UP IANS MF SPOT WRITING A LOVE SONG BOUT THIS MF AND SHIT LMAO DIDNT EVEN GIVE THIS FOO A CAMEO IN THE VIDEO LMAO. TWITTER MAKES YOUR DICK OR BIA SMALLER EVERYTIME U USE IT.

YO MFS AND MFETTE'S CESAR IS BACK FROM THE JAKE WARD AND HE HAS SOME INSIGHTFUL SHIT ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH, ALSO WHAT IS THE TOP OF THE DICK THE BACK OR FRONT. IAN ALMOST GOT SENT BACK HOME TO HIS PEEPS BUT IT WAS FALSE ALARM. BERT IS FAT

YOOOO WHATS FUCKIN GOOD DORKS. WE FUCKIN BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. BERT FINALLY GREW THE FUCK UP, TOOK HIS DIAPER AND BINKY OFF AND GOT AN IPHONE. IT ONLY TOOK EIGHT YEARS OF BREAKING HIM DOWN AND HELL FREEZING OVER BUT WE'LL TAKE THE MF DUB. BRAD IS BACK FROM HIS TRIP UP NORTH AND GIVES US THE SCOOP FFROM GRANOLA HEAD LAND. IANS STILL A DUMB FUCKIN ALIEN WITH A BIGASS HEAD BUT SOME SHIT JUST NEVA CHANGE. YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD, HATERZ BE MF DAMNED.

Yoo what the fuck is up. We got a special episode cuz Brad outta town for a few weeks. Mf hardcore jeopardy brought to you by the one n only , lil man aka Tay soul aka t huey. Big ass s/o to Tay for making this episode happen. Shit gets mad heated and Brad and Ian are pushed to the mf limit. Who's the dumbest fuckin bald hardcore nerd, check da shiddd n find out

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DORKS. WE HOT UP IN THIS JAWN TONIGHT BACK ON OUR FUCKIN OG BULLSHIT. TWITTER IS A FUCKING WARZONE OF IDIOTS AND HORRIBLE TAKES. LESS COP TWEETS AND MORE PEEPEE POOPOO JOKES PLZ WE DYING OUT HERE AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. ON GOD THO IT ALWAYS MFS FRONTIN WITH ACAB IN THE BIO OUT HERE ACTIN LIKE FUCKIN COPS N SHIT, PPLZ GIVE IT A MF REST. BERT IS BACK FROM TEXAS AND BREATHIN LOUDER THAN EVER THE AIR MUST BE GETTIN THINNER IN THE HD THE WAY THIS MF SUCKIN THAT SHIT DOWN LIKE HES FUCKIN DROWNIN OR SUMTHIN LMAO. WERE JUST TWO BALD IDIOTS AND SUM FAT GUY SO DONT TAKE WHAT WE SAY TO SERIOUS OR THE JAKE WILL BE ON YOU LMAO.

ooooo what's good pussies. We big vibin in dis hoe per usual. Bert's fuckin lazy ass managed to make it this week, he was workin double time last week at Wendy's I guess we let it slide this time. While we talkin bout bert this mf really got his shirt off all sweatin his dick off just sitting in a chair in a 70 degree room LMAO couldn't be me. But for real we got records n all that good shit. Mask mandate is over but this mf Ian won't turn off his alien shapeshifter powers and show his true self lmao some shit just never changes n that's on baby. Sent from my iPhone Ian - Retaliation by Carnivore Brad - Capital Offence by Crown Court

FIRST PODCAST COLLAB EVER!!! WE FINALLY DID IT LA X HD PODCAST WORLD BABY . LAUGH NOW DIE LATER CAME OUT AND CHILLED WITH US. BERT HEARD HOMETOWN BUFFETT WAS BACK TO 100% SO HE'S MIA FOR THIS ONE BUT NONETHELESS WE GOT THE BOYS. WE TALK THE MOST SHIT WITH THESE DUDES MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE ITS THE FIRST EPISODE HAHA. RICKY AND DANIEL WANTED TO MEET THE XENOMORPH IN PERSON. WE DID A POD WITH THEM SO CHECK THEIR PAGE TOO. THEY HAVE FIRE ASS PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND HOWIE MANDELL LOL FUCK U

YOOOOO WHATS FUCKIN GOOD YALL CRAZY MOFKERS. WE VIBIN IN THIS JAWN, THIS BITCH ASS FOO BERT TRYNA BE ALL CUTE WITH HIS INTRODUCTION LIKE HE DIDNT JUST SLAM EIGHT CHEESEBURGERS ALL SWEATY AS FUCK HUFFIN AND PUFFIN 30 SECONDS BEFORE LMAOOOO NAILED TO DA X MORE LIKE NAILED TO THE ARCHES IFKYK LOL. NO RECORDS CUZ WE DO WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT YALL JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT. MOSTER ASSAULT IS FUCKIN BADASSS WE LOVE WHEN SHIT TASTES LIKE A COKE BUT GETS YOU ALL TWEAKED OUT. IAN IS MAD SUS HES BEING ALL SKEEVY CUZ THE CIA BOUTTA DROP THE SECRET FILES AND BLOW UP HIS SPOT LMAO HE DO BE LOOKIUN FLY WHIPPIN THAT UFO THO NGL. CATCH SWEET SOUL WITH ROME AT REV HQ >:-)

YOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YALL LIL STINKERS. WE BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT, OH WAIT WE NEVER STOPPED LMAO. WE HEARD THE COMPLAINTS OF THE PEOPLE, WE HAVE GIVEN BERT NEW MICROPHONE EDIQUETTE AND RESTRICTIONS LMAO. SO HOPEFULLY YALL DONT GOTTA HEAR HIS FUCKIN LOUD ASS JACK IN THE BOX DRAGON BREATH MELTIN THE MICROPHONE NO MORE BUT I STILL DO SO FUCK YOU LMAO. WE TALK ABOUT MAD SHIT, FROM COVID TO SHITTIN OUR PANTS, TO DRUG STORIES WE HIT IT ALL. BRAD GOT IAN ALL HOMESICK AND EMO CUZ HE WAS PLAYING THE ROSWELL LEVEL OF THPS WHEN IAN WALKED IN LMAO LIL SAD ASS ELLIOT LOVIN ASS ALIEN PUSSY. 440 WEEKS DEEP YALL KNOW WHAT THE FCUK IT IS. BRAD SEAHAVEN - REVERIE LAGOON IAN THE HANDSOME FAMILY - SINGING BONES

YOOOO WHATS GOOD MFS! WE BACK WITH A MF GUEST, AL FLICTION AKA ALIEN LOVER AKA XENOMORPH BRIDE AKA ALLISON MANNESS. THIS MF BERT IS ON A DIET NOW I GUESS LMAO THIS MF DEADASS CUTTIN DOWN FROM 5 HOTS A DAY TO 4.75 AND HE AINT TOO HAPPY BOUT IT LMAO. IANS RECORD HE GAVE BRAD HIT HEXA HARD CUZ HE MISSIN HIS BOO. IAN IS HOMESICK, WE GOTTA DRIVE THIS FOO ALL THE FUCKIN WAY OUT TO BAKER JUST SO HE CAN BE REMINDED OF HIS OLD LIFE IN ZEBULON. BERT N BRAD ON SUM ANIME SHIT GOT IAN FEELIN MAD ALIENTATED LMAOOOOO. BUT FOR REAL SWEET SOUL PLAYIN A GIG AT REV HQ IN THE OC JUNE 5TH COME VIBE WITH US AND TOBY MORSE LMAOOOO BUT FOR REAL HAZEN STREET SLAPS WE DONT GIVE A MOTHERFUCK WHAT YOU NERDS SAY. IAN - ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE - WE ARE THE LEAGUE UNCUT BRAD - NOW, NOW - THREADS

YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP PUSSIES. THE POD IS FUELED BY OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE TN SO ITS LIT ON BABY. BERT IS A FUCKIN PUSSY I CALLED THIS MF AT 5PM AND HE WAS TAKING A NAP ALL CRANKY AND SHIT LMAO BIG ASS BABY ASS MOTHERUFCKER. LMAO THIS FOO IN BARSTOW RIDING AAROUND ON HIS HOG WITH A PREDATOR MASK ON IANS BITCH ASS BETTER WATCH OUT OR USE HIS ALIEN POWERS TO HIDE LIKE A CHAMELEON OR HE FINNA GET CLAPPED LMAO. WE TALK THE BIG LA GIG, AND ALL THE CONTROVERSY. LIVE UR MF LIFE FOR U AND DO WHAT U GOTTA DO. PC PUNKS SUCK MY WRINKLY SWEATY DOO DOO CRUMB NUTSSSSSS. LMAO

YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WE BACK MFS. WE CATCH UP ON ALL THE DUMB HC SHIT WE MISSED WHILE IAN WAS GONE. RIP MADBALL LMAOOOOOOOOO JAKE WE STILL MOSHING TO DOWN BY LAW WHAT THE FUCK WE LOOK LIKE. BUT FORREAL WE GET ALL THE DEETZ ON IANS HONEYMOON TRIP TO MARS, THIS MF MUSTVE REALLY MISSED HIS FAM UP THERE CAUSE HE CAME BACK ALL REJUVINATED N SHIT LMAO. BERT SMELLS LIKE FRARTS AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT THIS MF LIKE A BABY ALL PISSY TIL U PUT ON SOME JAPANESE CARTOONS FOR HIS ASS LMAO. FUCK THE HATERZ, FUCK THE FAKES, FUCK THE SHIT TALKERS. LIFE SEEMS TO BE MOVING FORWARD, DO WHATS RIGHT FOR YOURSELF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WHAT STRANGERS DO, YOU LOOK FUCKING WEIRD WIT YO BUSYBODY ASS BOY. BUY SOME DOGECOIN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK DORKS DO. LMAO CATCH YALL LATE.

WAZZZZUP HERE IS A DOUBLE DOG WE RECORDED LAST WEEK CUZ IAN IS GONE ON HIS HONEYMOON RQ. BERT FUCKIN ON SOME BULLSHIT BRO. FOO IS MAD WE DIDNT GET DOINKS THEN GETS MAD THAT NO ONE WANTS TO GO GET DOINKS WITH HIM. LMAO YOU JUST CANT MAKE SOME PEOPLE HAPPY I GUESSS. AND THATS THE MF MOTTO OF THIS EPISODE. WE TALK FOOS LIVING THEIR LIFE LIKE A CORPORATE SHILL HR DEPARTMENT HEADASS AND ALL TYPES OF SHIT. BE WHAT YOU WANT, DO WHAT YOU WANT, WE DONT GIVE A FUCK JUST DONT BE BITIN MY ASS CAUSE U AFRAID TO DO THE SAME. LMAO CATCH YALL MFS NEXT WEEK.

YOO WAZZZZUP MFS WE BACK FROM THE MF DEPTHS OF SIN CITY. WE GOT THIS LIL ASS BUCK TWENNY ASS MF TAYLOR ON WITH US TONIGHT TO RECOUNT THE VEGAS DEBAUGHTERY. THIS FOO PRESSING ALL BRADS BUTTONS ACTIN LIKE HE WALKIN ON STILTS N SHIT LMAO. HELLA OUTTA POCKET BUT SOMEONE GOTTA DO IT. IAN FINALLY HAD HIS LONG AWAITED FAMILY REUNION IN BAKER CA LMAO SMALL ASS WORLD LOWKZ HIS FAM BEEN SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR AWAY. BERT BUGGIN PER USUAL ABOUT HIS HOORRIBLE FOOD EXPERIENCES FFOO EVEN LEFT BAD YELP REVIEWS HE HELLA PETTY. BUT ON GOD LEGENDARY WEEKEND WITH ALL THE BOYZ, FOOD WAS CLAPPED, ASSHOLES WERE BARKIN, AND EVERYONE CAME BACK IN ONE PIECE WHAT MORE COULD YA ASK FOR.

YOOO WAZZUP LOWKZ WE KINDA LACKIN THIS EP BUT WHATEVER LMAO. WE HIT MF YELLOW BASKET AND ALL GOT FUCKED UP MEALS. YA KNOW BERT ALWAYS GOTTA GO HARD AF TO PROVE A POINT, SO HE GOT PASTRAMI FRIOES THINKIN HES ALL BADASSS. WELL HE GOT HIS FUCKIN CHEEKS CLAPPED AND ONLY FINISHED HALF LMAO FIRST TIME IN HISTORY HE ONLY ATE HALF OF SOME SHIT. WE TALK ABOUT CESAR AND IANS BDAY EXTRAVAGANZA. WE GEARIN UP FOR THE RAGER THATS GONNA GO DOWN IN VEGAS THIS WEEKEND. IANS HOMIEZ ARE PULLIN UP FROM MARS WITH THAT LOUD AZZ ALIEN GOOP SO SHIT FINNA BE INSANE. TUNE IN FOR ALL THE DEETZ NEXT WEEK.FUCK YALL

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UO DORKS WE GOT A STACKED MOFKIN TONIGHT. WE GOT COCKGOBLIN572 AKA BIRTHDAY BITCH AKA CESAR MARQUEZ BACK FOR ROUND TWO AND WE ALSO GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST DVAN AKA DADDY THICC DICK AKA THIRD LEG MOFKIN AKA DONOVAN ON THE POD. THE DREAM TEAM IS IN FULL BULLSHIT MODE. BUT FORREAL ON LOWKZ DREAM BLUNT ROTATION WOULD B PAULY D ANNE FRANK JUSTICE TRIPP N SKELETOR LMAO IM JUST TRYNA SEE ANNE HIT THAT LOUD ASS BOOFY PACK ONE TIME THEN SUPERMAN THAT JAWN. IAN IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE FULL FURY OF ZEBULON ON 7TH STREET IF THESE BITCH ASS FOOS DONT STOP PUSHIN THEY LUCK MFS FORGET HOW CLOSE ALIEN JERK HQ IS TO THE MF HD. BUT FORREAL WE ALL OVER THE PLACE ON THIS ONE,. BUT WE FINALLY GET TO A DECISION ON THIS AGE OLD QUESTION, WHOS THE BIGGER SIMP DONOVAN OR CESAR? , TUNE IN FOR THE RESULTS. BUT ON GOD IF ANY OF YALL WANT YO BACK BLOWN OUT SO BAD YOU NEED A BODY BRACE HOLLA AT YA BOY DVAN LMAO.

YOOOO WHATS FUCKIN GOOD MFS THIS EPISODE IS LIT AND FUELED BY WINGSTOP SO YOU KNOW IT FINNA POP. BBERT IS BACK FROM HIS TOUR TO AZ HITTIN EVERY DINER AND DIVE ON ROUTE 10 LMAO. BRAD WATCHED BERTZ DOGS WHILE HE WAS AWAY AND THIS MF REALLY GOT A FAT ASS EMPTY BOTTLE OF TUMS NEXT TO HIS DUSTY ASS BATTLE STATION LMAO SMH COULDNT BE ME. BRAD HAS GF AND IS ALL IN LOVE N SHIT ITZ LOWKZ CUTE N SHIT. WE HAVE A SPECIAL DROP IN GUEST COCKGOBLIN72 AKA TINDER HIGHSCORE HOLDER AKA CESARIO MARQUEZ. IAN BOUTTA CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS FROM ZEBULON IF THESE MF 7TH STREET CRACKHEADS DONT CHILL TF OUT N STOP TESTIN HIM. THE LOUIEVILLE SLUGGER IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG HE BOUTTA TURN THIS JAWN TO WAR OF WORLDS ON MF BABY. ION KNOW VIBEZ IS HELLA ON CHECK IN TO VIBE WIT THE BIG DAWGZ RECORDS BRAD - THE NEW YORK HOUNDS - GOD BLESS THE ROYAL HOUNDS IAN - SUPERUNISON - AUTO

YOOOOOO WHATS GOOD MFS. WE GOT A SPECIAL LIL GUEST TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, LIL MAN AKA HALF PINT AKA TAY SOUL AKA TAYLOR HUSTON. WE TALK ABOUT HIS NEWLY RECORDED SOLO RECORD THE REVOLUTION GOT SOLD. BERT IS FUCKIN DUMB AS FUCK, ALL THAT MCDONS GREASE CLOGGIN UP HIS SHIT MAKIN HIM HAVE HELLA SHORT TERM MEMORY. THE BIDEN COIN HAS ARRIVED SO IAN CAN STOP BITCHIN NOW HE HAS ENOUGH COIN TO VISIT HIS FAM ON PLANET ZEBULON. SPEAKIN OF IANS FAM, BRAD LINKED WITH IANS GRANDPARENTS AT THE JERKY SPOT OTW TO SIN CITY N THEY SPILT THE BEANS ON IANS TRUE ORIGIN. THIS FOO TAY GOT HIS FUCKIN DOGS OUT THE ENTIRE POD IN TRUE WHITE ASS FASHION. WE ON A ROLL ON THIS ONE BUT HAD TO CUT IT CAUSE IT WAS PAST LIL MANS BEDTIME N YOU KNOW THAT MF GOTTA DRINK HIS MILK N CLEEP B4 9PM LMAO JK WE LUV THAT LIL ASS MF. GET TATTED BY IAN N RECORD WITH BRAD IF U WANT TO BLOW YOUR STIMMY LIKE A TRUE BADASS. THEN WE FINNA SPEND YOUR STIMMY ON HOGS N GOLD CHAINS. FUCK YALL

READ IT AND WEEP PUSSYS BRAD FINALLY GOT BIA S/O BIG P THANKS BIG DOG OL IAN FLEW DOWN FROM PLANET ZEBULON TO TATT THE SEX TAT AS A TROPHY. BERT IS BACK FROM THE DONS DEATH. RONALD THE GRIM REAPER LET HIM COME BACK TO LIFE. NO RECORDS TODAY BUT WE JUST VIBIN YA FEEL. TAYLOR WAS GONNA COME BACCK BUT HE DIED. RIP LIL MAN !!!

WAZZUP MFS WE GOT MCDONS RUNNINN THRU OUR VEINS SO U KNOW THE VIBEZ BOUTTA BE ON. WE GOT MELISSA AKA MEL MEL AKA LUCERNE VALLEY GOAT IN THE ROOM. WE TELL HELLA LIL MAN AKA TAY SOUL STORIES AND ALL HIS 5 FOOT SHENANIGANS. JK TAY WE LUV U BUT U BE DOIN SUM DUMB SHIDD SUMTIMES. BERT VIBEZ MAD FUCKED UP WE THIS THIS MF DYIN ON US. HIS AWAKE APNEA MACHINE DEADASS GAVE OUT AND THE MCDONS TOOK THE WHEEL AND DROVE HIM STRAIGHT TO CLEEP TOWN. IAN VIBEZ FINALLY BACK UP HE WAZ MISSIN HIS BIG BRO ET BUT THEY LINKED NOW HE FEELIN REJUVINATED. LMAO CATCH YALL NEXT WEEK. RIP OUR INTERN SHE GOT FIRED SO HARD SHE MOVED TO THE NEXT CITY SMH WHAT CAN YA DO

YOOO WHUTS GOOD MFS. VIBEZ HELLA ON TN WE GOT AL FLICTION AKA ALAN AKA ALLEGATION AKA IANS GURL AKA ALLIGATOR IN THE ROOM. WE GET HELLA NASTY FOR NO GOOD REASON SO SORRY CINDY IF U SEEIN THIS SHIDDD. BUT 4REAL IAN IS ANNOYING N NASTY HE NEEDA KICK THOSE BAD HABITS HE PICKED UP ON MARS B4 ALIGATOR SNED THIS FOO BACK TO ROSWELL. ALLIGATOR LOWKZ STUNTED ON ALL THE HOEZ AT THE VANS OUTLET N BURNED THA HOE DOWN. BRAD NEEDS SOME PURE LOVE N BIA SO IF U GOT THAT LOUDPACK BIA HIT HIS LINE N BE CROWNED QUEEN OF THE HD. IGNORE THIS MF BERT LOUD ASS OPENING REESES DURING THE POD THIS MF GOT NO CONTROL. BUT YEA YALL KNOW WHATS GOOD JUST BIZ AS UZE OVER HERE BRAD CITIZEN - YOUTH IAN SACRED REICH - THE AMERICAN WAY

WAZZUP YALL THIS ONES A ROLLERCOASTER. OUR FUCKIN STANK INTERN IS OFFICIALLY FIRED FOR MISSING TWO WEEKS IN A ROW SMFH. BRAD 4GOT THE ILOK KEY AT THE STU SO EVERYONE WAZ MAD CHEESED. WE TALK A LOT ABOUT BIG ASS CORN FED MOFKERS BEATING CHEEKS AT GIGS. ONCE BRAD AND IAN GET CHOPPERS ITS FUCKIN OVER FOR YOU DORKS. BERT ON SOME OTHER SHIT, THE MF FAME GETTIN TO HIS HEAD NOW HE TRYNA CUT WEIGHT. THIS MF GOT A FUCKIN SALAD FOR DINNER, WE HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHO THIUS MF IS ANYMORE BUT HE ALSO WASHED IT DOWN WITH TWO MONSTERS AND A BAG OF SABRATONES SO MAYBE HE AINT CHANGED THAT MUCH. IAN MAD PRESSED CUZ THE CIA DECLASSIFIED MAD INFO ABOUT HIS FAM SO HE FINNA DUST THIS MF AND PEACE CUZ YALL DONT WANNA MIND YA OWN. IF U BRING US CHICK FIL A AND DUTCH YOU CAN BE OUUR INTERN WE ARE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS ONLY RULE IS U CANT SMELL OR BE ON SOME DORK SHITE BRAD BLIND JUSTICE - UNDERTOW IAN X - LOS ANGELES

YOOOOOOOO WHAT CRACKIN. WE ON OUR USUAL BULLSHIT. WE OFF THE MCDONS SPICY NUGGZ TN AND THEM SHIT HITTIN HARD AS A MOFK. BRADS RESIDUAL COIN HIT AND WE GOT DUMMY UPGRADES TO DA STU AND POD GEAR. BALD OFFICALLY IN HD LIVE FROM DA HD. BERT ATE TWO FAMILIES WORTH OF MCDONS SMH EVEN THE DRIVE THRU LADY WAS MAD PEEVED AS HIS BS. LOWKZ THIS MFS MIC BE SMELLIN LIKE A MF BIG MAC IF U GOT ANY TIPS LET US KNOW CUZ ITHE SMELL BOOKZ GREASY. OUR INTERN BAILED SO SHE OFFICIALLY ON THE MF SHIT LIST N BETTER B COMIN WIT SOME DUTCH NEXT WEEK 2 MAKE UP FOR HER SHENANIGANS. LOCAL BAND LOGOS GETTIN TATTED MAKIN IAN WANNA GIVE IT ALL UP N RETURN TO DA HOMELAND AKA MARS AKA OUTER MOFKIN AKA ROSWELL. N E WAYS SHOUT OUT THA BOY AUSTIN N THE HOMIES LAUGH NOW DIE LATER POD WE OUT THIS JAWN BRAD - WAXAHATCHEE AMERICAN WEEKEND IAN - ANTHRAX AMONG THE LIVING

WAZZUP YALL WE ON SUM BULLSHIT PER USUAL. BRAD ALWAYS ON THE VERGE OF SHITTIN HIMSELF THIS SHIT GETTIN OUTTA HAND, THIS FOOL HAS IBS AND A STANKY LEG GOD HELP HIM PLZ. WERE ALL DEPRESSED LOWKS BUT WE KEEP THE VIBESHIN FORWARD CUZ THAT ALL YA CAN DO. THE HD IS A FUCKIN EMBARRASING SHITHOLE IAN SO OVER IT HE BOUTTA TURN THIS HOE TO WAR OF THE WORLDS LMAO. BERT IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A CLEEP MACHINE FOR HIS AWAKE APNEA SO PLZ EXCUSE THE HEAVY BREATHING. OUR INTERN NAT DAWG IS HELLA SLACKIN SHE ALWAYS FUCKIN TALKIN TIL U PUT A MIC IN FRONT OF THAT JAWN THEN SHE BE CLEEP. THIS POD WAS BROUGH TO U BY MONSTER ENERGY, TACO BELL NACHO FRIES, AND TAKIS. BRAD - TAKING BACK SUNDAY TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS IAN - SWINGIN UTTERS JUVENILE PRODUCT OF THE WORKING CLASS

YOOOO WE STILL HERE VIBIN HEXA. WE START LOW BUT REACH NEVER BEFORE SEEN PEAKS BY THE END. BUT THAT JUST LIFE YA FEEL ME. BRAD HEXA AMPED UP AN TWEAKIN CUZ GOD FINNA BLESS HIM IN THE NEAR FUTURE, GOD BEEN TAKETH HELLA FOR 19 BUT HE FINNA GIVETH FINALLY AND THATS ON BABY. WE TALK BOUT OL B DAWG HOLDIN OUT WITH THAT STIMMY IAN MAD CHESSED CUZ HE TRYNA GET DOUGH TO BAIL HIS HOMIES OUTTA ROSWELL LMAO. IAN TELLS STORIES FROM REHAB ABOUT OL CRUSTY DUSTHEADS. ON GOD WE JUST WANNA MOSH TO HATEBREED FUCK ALL OTHER MUSIC. BERT GOT A HAIRCUT BUT HE STILL ON HIS WING SLURPIN BULLSHIT LMAO BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW LMAO CATCH YALL ON THE FLIP BRAD - NOTHING GUILTY OF EVERYTHING IAN - PROPAGHANDI LESS TALK MORE ROCK

YOOOOOO WE BACK N VIBEZ IS HELLA. WE GOT A LOWKZ GUEST LAST MINUTE NAT DAWG AKA BOOT BOY AKA POW MIA AZZ MF LOL JUST JAKIN. BUT 4REAL WE BEEN GETTIN BUNK ASS FUCKIN DR PERKY FROM HELLA PLACES THAT SHIT GOT IAAN HOT AF BOUTTA CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS N TURN THIS HOE INTO INDEPENDANCE DAY. WE TALK BOUT NEW SWEET SOUL SHIT N BERT NAVIGATING US THROUGH THE HD BLIZZARD LMAO. WE UPGRADED MICS SO APOLOGIZIES IF U CAN HEAR BERT FUCKIN BREATHIN N LICKIN THE LEFT OVER WING JUICES OFF HIS MITTS WHILE WE RECORDING BUT YA VIBEZ ON POINT LISTEN W HEAPHONES FOR A SPECAIL TREAT. RECORDS IAN- THE VANDALS - LIVE FAST DIAHHREA BRAD- DAYWAVE DAYS WE HAD

WE BACK TO OUR SCHEDULED PROGRAM. FREE FROM COVID BUT WEIGHED DOWN BY BERTS BIG ASS. THIS WAS A PHAT ONE. WE GOT PULLED OVER BECUZ WE WANTED TO TEAR THE WINGS UP WE GOT LOL ACAB :) WE TALK ABOUT DUMBASSES AT THE CAPITOL, SWEET SOUL LP, JOE BIDEN'S W AND MUCH MORE. THIS WEEK HAD A COMMON THEME FOR THE RECORDS BUT ITS DL YA FEEL IAN : Yellow Stitches - Good Times Violent Crimes BRAD : The Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard In My Backyard

YO WHATS CRACKIN TAMMY HAD COVID SO WE AT HOME CHILLIN NO BERT BECAUSE HOMETOWN BUFFET OPENED UP AGAIN AS EXPECTED IAN AND BRAD GOT MAD WEIRD BECAUSE ITS THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT THIS WAY AND LOWKS SUCKED BUT WE WANTED TO GET AN EPISODE TO YALL. IAN : Elliot Smith - Either/Or BRAD : TWRP - Ladyworld

WHADDUP MOFKERZ ITS OFFICIALLY 2021. WE VIBIN AS USUAL N THE HATERZ HATE 2 C IT. RIP MF DOOM, BUT THE REAL LOSS OF THIS YEAR WAZ THE HAMBURGLAR. BERT HELLA TORE UP BOUT THIS ONE ION THINK HE GONNA BE THE SAME LOLZ. WE BE HELLA JAKIN SO DONT US TOO SERIOUSLY N IF YOU DONT LIKE ALREADY YALL SHOULD HIT THE ROAD. WE TALK EARTH CRISIS DESTROY THE MACHINE N FACE TO FACE DONT TURN AWAY. BUT ON BABY VIBEZ WAS ON CUZ WE ATE HOT N READYZ WIT THE MOZARRELLA SAUCE IFYKY. IF BERT AINT FAT THEN IAN ISNT AN ALIEN....BERT STANS BE BANISHED YALL DONT HAVE 2 DEAL WITH HIS LOUD ASS VACUUM CLEANER BREATH AND DISSIN THE DRIVE THRU EMPLOYEES FOR FORGETTIN HIS FAMILY PACK MEAL SMH.

YOOOOO WHATS GOOD. PHAT ASS LONG ASS END OF THE YEAR EPISODE. BERT AND SEEZAR JOIN TO TALK ABOUT HOW BUNK SOME OF THE SHIT THIS YEAR WAS. WE TALK THE GOOD BAD N N BETWEEN. ON BABY THROW BRAD SOME BIA B4 2020 OR AFTER N YOULL BE REMEMBERED BY THE GANG 4EVR. ALSO SORRY TO INFORM U BUT THIS IS GONNA BE OUR FINAL EPISODE....JAAAAAAAAAAKE. BUT 4REAL HOPIN GOD GONNA GIVETH AND NOT TAKETH IN 2021. B SAFE YALL N IF U C IANS SPACESHIP GLEAMIN IN THE SKY ON NYE WAVE AT THAT MF OR REPORT HIS ASS 2 ROSWELL HIS FATE IS IN UR HANDS...BUT B4U ACT THINK WHAT WILL U GAIN FROM IT.

WUDD UP ITS THE BHRISMAS EPISODE... WELL KINDA BUT WE TALK BOUT MAD SHIT. GROWIN UP IN THE DESERT IS KINDA ROUGH BUT SHIDD B POPPIN OFF. AREA 51 ALMOST HAD 2 PULL THE PLUG ON IANS SECRET MISSION WHEN HE CLAPPED BACK ON THE HOEZ THAT BULLIED HIM. NOT A LOTT SHIT CAME OUT THIS YEAR BUT WE TALKED BOUT SOME SHIT THAT WE LIKED. BERT IS PHAT PHAT IN THE EPISODE WE HAD TO CUT OUT THE NOISE OF FRIES GETTING ATE LIKE THIS MF A VACCUM CLEANER SUCKIN UP SHID LMAO. WE JAM SOME HELLA LOCAL DESERT SHIDD AND IT WAS BIG FLAME.....JAAAAAAAAKE. HOPE YA'LL HAVE A GOOD BHRISMAS AND BIG S/O RIP 2 GMA KAREN. ALSO RIP 2 RICH FROM KILLING TIME N BREAKDOWN

YO HAHA THIS et ON THE KEYS BABY I BE MENTALLY HIGHJAKIN BRADS SHIT ON BABY. BUT YA VIBEZ ARE BACK ON WE HIT A LIL DIP IN VIBEZ BUT THE STIX WAZ HITTIN N BROUGHT US BACK UP. WE HATE CLOWN SHOEZ ASS RUBBER CHIKN ASS TOP TEN LISTS. BERT BREATHIN HEAVY AS FUCK PER USE THIS MF SOUND LIKE A BLOWN OUT MUFFLER SHITZ MAD C BUT WHATEV. DONT CLEEP ON THE NEW SWWET SOUL SONG/ VID. I GOT MAD BEEF WITH FOOLS SUCKIN FARTS FOR CLOUT ON THE TL GIVE IT A REST BRO. CESAR PLOTTIN N SCHEMIN ON THA LOW BUT YA KNOW LIKE LIL WAYNE SAID REEL GS MOVE IN SILECE LIKE LASAGNA OR SUM SHIT BUT YA WE ONLY GOIN UP FROM HERE.

wassup bitch we review 2020 releases like alt rock and hxc. shoutout big ash. if u play cod cold war hit us up but only if u are cool and are good no weak ass nerds on our team. brad almost shits himself so skeez comes in and makes it lame jake hje=coo;l but ya feel me lalalalalalal also clap bert and brads cheeks on baby lamo bert is annoyiong as fuck he wants to be our engineer but wont set up shit hahaha he just wants to breathe heavy and eat shit during the pod. keep dogs and small children away from him.

Y DEOS IAN HATE GAVIN SO MUCH HAHA HE GONNA BE MNAD LOL. bert our fat engineer couldnt brethe becuz he ate 2 much lol we went and did thanksgiving shit was mad wack but my moms potatoes was fire nation. dont know bout ians whateva. gavin vs ian this fool hates him so much . we ate popeyesd and they got bunk mashes mofkers. sholdve got the mac and cheese. we talk about spotify wrapped was blindsided by our picks. TWO 7 INCHES THIS WEEK Ian : Whirr/Nothing - Split & True Form - Control Brad : Minutemen - Paranoid Time & Stepping Stone - Unreal Form

wass6p we finally got our og guest on lolol its g gant. honestly the bridge burning episode so whatever. a . jealousy is a disease bitch get well soon. didnt think garrett was gonna get lit like that lol. covid times is boring also if u play hmu becuz ian and i are too good and we need someone who sucks to make us feel better. lowks steamrolled TF because we had too much fun with garrett but TF is a dead horse at this point haha beef squashed ned we love u. tryna mosh after all this. might make a lot of people upset but oh well get in line hoe it starts in the back. one thing. ian's pops built the pyramids with his alien tech shits was zany bro saw the plans

yo we finally did it THE TITLE FIGHT EPISODE. yep made brad listen to title fight. does he like it u figure it out. tbh we were kinda happy idk fuck being sick the flu is wack. fuck any star wars nerd tryna tell me how to celebrate a holiday. go back 2 dagobah. the last podcast you forget lmao. we weill listen to floral green and hyperview next week

taylor huston is on the pod. short boy ya know had to buy a booster seat for the futon. lol got him a vegan happy meal. we made tacos before. actually just a hangout making fun of nerds. lol taylor hates alex trebek. so sad because the price is right is lowks fire. ian brad and taylor talk shit about trump pussys not taking L's. pack it up bitch. taylor is cool. WISH HE WAS 19 FOOT 19 BALDPIT aka ball pit Tyler skyler liger tateler mel mel meld melkt barstow is wack aka tay kingdom also tay got robbed . fool pointed a love gun at him Taylor : Royal Headache - High and Muscle Before Paradise - Die In Combat Brad x Ian : FEAR - The Record

uh oh yall done pissed off brad and ian....... on god dont touch my shit at the warehouse NASTY PAWS. i will kill you playing with my mics is like playing with my emotions IDK IF BIG WERM IS DEAD BUT RIP. also fuck u nerds bringing parents on tour LMAO. mom can you buy my i heart weed shirt fuck u. ian is still bald. also silent but heavy bert naysh in da corner eatin like always and just chilling special guest? mos def heaviest guest hahahahahhahahahahah. STOP DICK RIDING POLITICIANS NERDS QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM1234567890 next episode is a short one >:) Ian : STICK TOGETHER - SURVIVING THE TIMES & SOUL SEARCH - BURY THE BLAME Brad : FRANKIE COSMOS - FIT ME IN & JUICE - DEMO

wass9p baby no records this week becuz music is wack and we should find a better hobby and learn a trade SIKE PUSSY TRADE FOOS. g gant was supposed to be a guest but life is lame like that. next time fsure. ian shelton has too many bands and too little coin PAY THAT FOOL and stop shit talk freal. also ian come on the pod. we answered questions becuase yeah. WHO WOULDVE GUESSED WE HATE THE INTERNET STILL. yeah we went to a party and i stole all the soda because thats the rule. FOLLOW @WEKILLNERDS also LA has a podcast now WOOOWOWOWOWO13762phuf0xb ollwFSZLIFHSFNOCSIMCXHOI laugh now die later check it oout by by

guilty of being str19 edge yall how lame am i to afraid of being str19 edge brad pussy af 4 that lol but fuck nerd edge on god i dont wanna hear another four eyed nerd talking about ray of today. smoke beer. AUSTIN PHILLIPS. also if you wanna say something on the web just shut up becauze i dont wanna mute u but i also dont wanna hear why youre upset about a pizza joint changing up the sauce. hope joey's pizza see's that bro fucking loser. deadass got a damn stalker and that shit aint cool on g leave me alone ian will fucking hurt you. alien gang on my side ray gun to the face. also brad needs a gf before 2020 is over. brad didnt write ian did AREA51 THATS MY AREA CODE. one last thing stop biting my shit because yall nerds keep claiming you were the first or the og. no fuck u. we invented code blue. not you. kiss my round fat ass. and ians head thats fucking gigantic IG - @WEKILLNERDS IAN : THE RIVAL MOB - MOB JUSTICE BRAD : MILLENCOLIN - FOR MONKEYS

yep bitch we still at. not stopping either. also if you tryna chuck disc let a yewn know yfeel? taco bell is ass as fuck. 5 layers of bullshit. ian just tattoos and does nothing else while brad streams video games. no plugs because that mad corn as f. stop letting ya homie fuck ya shit up with an amazon tattoo machine. gonna regret that blownt out lil peep hand tat that says lol peep. pls hit up ian for almost good work. and dont be a wack clown telling an mf how to do shit. he knows to tatt and brad knows how to record. catch me with that bag of dicks bullass. IAN AKA ET was almost murdered by brad because he said violent femmes is proto la dispute >:( was fr gonna spill green blood on my futon. bitch ass extra testicle outer space pussy. anyways call the damn number becuz we look like assholes if we just talk shit and no one else does. i know damn well yall got groupchats saying damn brad and ian are so sick or man i wish i was them. so pls 760 540 8476 aka 1-800-DIAL- PUSSY Ian : Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind Brad : Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes

yo pussy we get hexa hawthorne heights and talk about drugs and dads and shit. fuck you dad you aint the boss of me. srs peeps its a heavy episode about real ass shit. also tammy my mom thinks big Dave G sniped ol boy Kurt for coin. Foo Fighters suck and nirvana is cool bro . say it aint so. HD ALMOST GOT SHUT DOWN BECUZ GARRETT WAS IN TOWN. PS . OLD STORY LONG TIME AGO LOL. fuck u EMO NERD BEATDOWN 2020 STARTS NOW WITH UR BITCH ASS. E=MC SQUARED HEAD ASS WHERE MY CALQLATOR AT. I LIKE SCHOOL BUILT ass nerd. get a life. Ian : FAILURE - FANTASTIC PLANET Brad : ARCTIC MONKEYS - WHATEVER PEOPLE SAY I AM, THATS WHAT IM NOT CALL US BITCH MAN @ 760 530 8476