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Liza Loves Her New FamilyBased on a post by DangerHunt69. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.  Buffet For ThreeNow things were a little awkward; two of the five boys had had their penises inside me, and the rest had seen my panty clad ass. Everyone was being super nice to me, and I bet I knew why. The occasional glance at the bulges on my chest or the long look as I walked away, had turned into constant eyes on me. I wore baggy clothes but of course this didn't help in a room full of college boys.Eventually the advances by the boys became more and more blatant until finally one day when I was particularly hungry I blurted out, "Hey, whoever wants to take me out for Hibachi can screw me afterwards."Chester and Hahn jumped at the opportunity, but I wasn't sure how we'd work that out. But never mind the details, I was just happy to get another free meal. “Fine”, I said; “But whoever starts a stupid debate about video games, gets dumped! Got it!” The rest of the room cheered for me, but Chester and Hahn looked whipped by a girl.They took me to a Hibachi place in the suburb of Chester, very fitting. I ordered the most expensive dish they offered, Mako shark, and ate the whole meal in a vicious frenzy. I loved eating and it was like I could shovel mound after mound of food into my mouth without ever getting fat. I'm not sure if it's because I have a high metabolism or just because I'm young, to be honest. Chester and Hahn had a good time too, perhaps in denial at the possibly extremely awkward event that was going to take place afterwards.Hahn's parents were rich and actually had rented him a studio apartment of his own, off-campus. We went there because not only was it the nicest of our places, but he was the only one of us that lived by himself. Once we got there, we all took a few minutes to get ready before I earnestly stripped down and cheekily decided to rub my tits together and wink at the boys. Mama don't like to waste time. I was wearing a new sexy pink lace bra that cost half a fucking fortunate, before I unclasped it in the back and had my titties drop out and then bounce back up like basketballs. Being busty yet perky, had its fun moments to be sure. I, being the ball of originality that I am, told them that now that they've seen mine, that I get to see theirs'. They blushed awkwardly for a second before complying with my request. I sat on the couch and waited for my show to begin.Predictably, both my friends were already erect. And to my surprise Hahn's cock was, regular sized! It was decent, maybe 5 inches compared to Chester's 5 1/2, but he didn't have Chester's wide girth. I then encouraged both of the boys to come take one of my tits in their hands and squeeze."Nice right? There is enough of me to go around." I said as the two guys sat on each side of me."Damn Liza, I knew your tits were big but I had no idea they were this big!" Hahn said, astonished."They're so fucking nice! And look at your adorable nipples! I just wanna" Chester said as he took my left nipple in his mouth and started sucking my tit."Thanks." I said, losing my composure. I was trying to be a top but it was so abundantly clear I was a submissive bottom.My shyness snatching my tongue, I got up then laid an Anime throw blanket across the chaise portion Hahn's leather couch. It was a long L shape sectional, and nice as fuck. My parents were well off but Hahn's family was fucking loaded.I was on my knees & elbows. Now fully undressed, Chester approached me from behind. Then Hahn came around & stood in front of my head, which was propped up in my hands. He was the perfect height. I opened my mouth wide to receive his cock. His bulbous head brushed my lips apart and then he pushed it into my mouth.I was expecting to be penetrated simultaneously by Chester, so it took me a little by surprise when he slapped my ass hard with his hand. I would have yelped, but my mouth was full of dick. I didn't want Hahn's dick bitten by accident, so I had to be careful. Instead, my eyes widened and my body jerked just a little. Hahn took this as encouragement to push further into my mouth, nearing the middle of my throat. Chester slapped me again. I was used to mental punishment, but the physical nature of this had taken me off guard and I have to say, destabilized me a little. Again, I flinched. Hahn pushed deeper, his cock now bottomed out & partly in my throat, but I knew that was all he had left. A third slap, I was getting sore now, and imagined that my ass would be bright red. Hahn stood there, his balls rested against my chin. I was spread eagle, and impaled orally on a cock. I had recently learned that I was a loud moaner, and I definitely vocalized my pleasure the entire time they were tag-teaming me.My ass jiggled each time Chester smacked it. ‘Just fuck me already?' I finally blurted out. It is hard to communicate when your mouth is full of awesome Asian cock. The last clapping sound was like a starting gun to Hahn, who reinserted & started to face-fuck me. He'd withdraw a couple of inches and then thrust his whole length into me again. He started out slowly at first, but then picked up speed. Chester finally figured it out, and  got positioned behind me, then rammed my cunt to his base. His thick shaft pressed me wide.It was shortly after that something strange happened, I started to feel, at peace. I submitted, letting the pleasure run through me and went with the flow. I knew I wanted to please them, and I felt warm, almost cared for, as I was being double teamed. Sensory overload. I could feel tears form in my eyes and trickle down my forehead and into my hair. But these weren't tears of sadness, but of joy.It felt like, it felt like I had found my family. One of them was using my throat as a sex toy and the other was pounding my cunt. I felt wanted, needed, like I finally belonged somewhere.I began to feel overwhelmed. Focus, Liza. I'm a good girl taking my friends' cocks deep inside me to help them get off, that's all that mattered. Don't let this excruciating emotion spoil the mood. What you are doing for Chester and Hahn is peak selflessness. I can do this, I can overcome my anxiety. I took a few deep breaths in between Hahn's thrusts. It didn't lessen, so I embraced it. I'm a mess, and that's hot.My cunt felt raw. But I was so damn turned on. My friends, yes my friends, were using me like a blow up sex doll. I could feel my juices oozing out of my vagina. Feel my clit throbbing as I opened up my throat to Hahn, and my vagina to Chester. My face was blush red, for the first time in my life: I was hyper-aroused.Tears were now pouring down my face. This was all a little too much. But no sooner than I had come to that realization, I felt a rope of warm cum shoot onto my back, followed by another and another."Fuck!" Chester announced. More grunts from behind me, then warm drips on my ass cheeks. A deep sigh, then Chester dropped to the couch, beside me. "Your turn, Hahn." He said, slapping my ass one final time before swapping places with my short Asian friend.I took the opportunity to roll over, still on the plush throw blanket, but now on my back, diagonally across the extension of his sectional sofa. And now Hahn knelt and scooped up both my legs. I rested them over each of his shoulders, then he was inside me. I didn't speak. He slid his average member halfway in, it felt so refreshing, and then sunk all five inches of his cock into my cunt. I was sopping wet and took him easily. He started fucking me. It might have been smaller than Chester's dick, but the length and narrower width of Hahn's cock gave me the rest I needed to recover. Chester sat up and began massaging my massive tits. My nipples stood up and said; ‘squeeze me, suck me'. Chester understood the sign language and accommodated in a much gently disposition than the spankings he'd previously gotten his jollies from.In pain from being fucked hard at both ends of my body, I just laid there submitting to them. Hahn would withdraw his dick completely, push his head just barely into me and then immediately thrust forward, giving me all 5 of his inches at once. I gasped. Hahn repeated this over and over, a little harder each time. He pushed again and again, his balls slapping against my ass. I had never taken two dicks in one day.Lust had consumed me. Then, suddenly and unexpectedly, it happened. I came hard. Twisting and turning, I felt the orgasm stirring deep in my cock-filled cunt, then rush outwards. It started inside me, then slowly made its way out, eventually covering my entire body in spasming pleasure until I was shaking from overstimulation. I felt warm liquid pouring from my vagina as I spasmed while still being held down. As my violent orgasm continued, I felt the room start spinning. I had cum, and just from penetration, what the fuck? I spent a minute in a panting daze, half awake and half asleep. I had cum so hard that it took a couple minutes for my brain to work again. Hahn withdrew his cock, dripping with my crème. His belly and thighs were dripping wet. He was panting and his spent cock was still bobbing as it slowly deflated."Hahn, you're soaked. Did I do that to you?" I asked, surprised. Squirting was something I had heard about but never knew that I could actually do."Yeah! I know, right?" Hahn chuckled in a satisfied, half-drunk demeanor.The throw blanket seemed to have taken the lion's share of my squirting. I gazed up at Hahn. His cock was covered in both my cunt juice and his ejaculate. The head of his cock dripped with cum."Hahn, you fucking bastard. You weren't supposed to cum in me!" I'd been on the pill for a couple weeks. But unwritten college ethics dictate that a guy always pulls out."God damn it Hahn, you're not supposed to do that!" Chester reprimanded him."Sorry, please don't be mad." Hahn pleaded."Hahn, please, you know that can get a woman pregnant." I warned him."I know. I got a little carried away. I'll buy you Plan B."I was now sobbing. My throat and cunt had both been used and abused. I wailed, the tears were now a flood. My body shook with emotion. I wasn't handling the overstimulation too well. It felt like my body had just released a ton of pent up stress and now I was all wobbly and unfocused.Hahn felt like shit. He assumed I was devastated by his mistake.No, I had been through a lot, but I'd say it was a pretty positive experience. Chester was a real gentleman and asked me if I was okay, then brought me a glass of water and cuddled up with me. I also reached for Hahn & he got the hint and cuddled up on my other side. It was marvelous, even if my bawling sounded otherwise.After our threesome was over, we all cleaned up the mess and it appeared the leather couch was still fine. Then we watched Community in our undies. Hahn even brought out a bottle of fancy vodka imported from Vladivostok for us to chill out with, as we all sat on his couch half naked, Hahn grabbed us a bigger blanket. After a few episodes I gave them both a final fellatio and we called it a damn good night.Fuck my cunt is sore.Interlude: The Big Bang TheoryHave you ever read the Stephen King novel I T? I don't mean watched the movie but actually read the book? Well there's a scene where umm, how to put it? "The Losers" all have sex with the same person to show their "unity" so that they can escape being lost in the sewers. I want to be this person for my friend group. The glue that holds them all together, the cunt that they can take out all of their frustrations on. I've learned that sex is the best way to blow off steam. I want to form a sense of community with me as its focal point.The Gang BangMy grief is tremendous but my love is bigger. Your real family isn't the one you're born into but rather the one you choose for yourself. I have a family now, and I love them.Soon after my first threesome, I found out that Rob (the tall chubby one) was a virgin. He was too shy to admit it, himself but some of the other guys brought it up once to tease him. After I found out this information, I knew I had to do something. He's such a sweet heart, I knew I needed to make his first time special. So, for Halloween I dressed up as his "waifu" Aloy from Horizon (not the race car game, the one with robotic dinosaurs). I even went as far as to dye my hair red and had a special plan in mind. For my costume, I even made a bow out of PVC pipe. Which was a stupid idea cause it looked like ass, but I wanted to make my own rather than just buying one on Etsy.On the last day of October, everyone got together for a big Halloween party. The theme was: character's dressed up as other characters. Rob took this idea and dressed up as Luigi if he were a member of the Akatsuki, while Hahn dressed up as a "Jewish Samurai" wearing a Hasidic beard over a kabuto. Brad dressed up as a, furry? I'm not sure. It was a bear costume with a top hat and monocle. Mike dressed up as Handsome Jack in a Fallout vault suit and Chester dressed up as Zelda dressed up as Link. I, however, broke this theme because that totally would have fucked up my plan. Perhaps I was a slut dressed up as Aloy?  We all drank and drank, and after a few "brewskis" I was sufficiently drunk. It was time.I walked up to Rob, grabbed his hand and led him to the bathroom. I stripped naked & pulled down his pants, got on my knees and put his massive dick in my mouth to get him hard. I was fucking surprised too, this thing was fucking giant, and he was hiding it from me all this time? Rob might have been stocky but to this day his is still the biggest log I've ever seen, in person. I eventually asked him how big it was, I didn't measure it myself so take this with a grain of salt. We all know men love to lie about their dick sizes. He told me it was fucking nine inches! Insane.After he was hard as a rock, I got off my knees and got my phone out. I had found this website that creates "sex sounds" of celebrities based off their lines in shows and video games while using A I to fill in any gaps to make it sound more natural. I basically started playing an audio file of Aloy moaning and grunting. I then turned around, bent over and stuck my ass out while resting my hands against the wall. "Take me" I told him, laughing out loud. He then got to rail "Aloy" for five whole minutes before cumming all the way up my back and getting a little bit in my hair. My buddy was a virgin no longer.A big dick doesn't necessarily mean a long lasting dick, especially if the guy's a virgin. Although let's be honest, when a guy has a dick that size, you kinda want it to not last too long. I still want to be able to walk tomorrow, laughing my ass off.Eventually, November came and it was around this time I started to grow into my body in a more "womanly" way. I put on my freshman 15, (pounds, that is), and was now curvy rather than thin. Not curvy like fat though, I was more like, Kim Kardashian now. Not fat but sexy with a full figure. I literally know nothing about her except that I've seen her naked, I think everyone has. I even had to google how to spell "Kardashian" while writing this. And I mean it looked really natural with my fucking watermelon tits, so it never really bothered anyone. My tit's were a smidge bigger because I'm on the pill, but when I told that to the gamer guys, all they said was; “Yeah, nice!”The best part of having five guys trying to get into your pants, is that they are constantly offering you things, to try to buy your favor. To be honest, it was rather low-key, kinda an escapist findom situation. I'd send a weekly topless or ass pic or two in the group chat, occasionally let everyone hit, and in return they'd buy me anything I wanted. That's how ya girl got a custom Animal Crossing for my Nintendo Switch. Also, I never pay for my food when we all go out to eat, and anytime I want a new clothes I just would ask one of the boys to take me shopping. They were all stem majors with scholarships, so money wasn't an item, although usually it was Hahn spending his parents' money that would buy me the most luxurious clothing.And then of course you have the obligatory, yet obvious, sexy underwear that they'd buy me. Wanting to see me in it either right before they fucked me or in the group chat, they'd buy me white cotton, black lace, pink satin, cute little undies with yellow cartoon lemons on them and even some with superheroes (or villains) on them. The most notorious of which was a pair of Harley Quinn ones that Chester had pulled to the side and taken a video of me getting fucked doggy style in; and then sent to the group chat. Boys replied with an eye roll emoji.My favorite lay was still Mike. He was clearly the most experienced of the group. One time when we were screwing, I was wearing these pink tube socks and he was fucking me missionary. My legs were high up in the air and my big titties were bouncing up and down as he pounded into me, I decided to reward him for being my favorite! So right as he was about to cum I told him, "Baby, cum on my face. I want you to cum on my face. I'm such a fucking whore but I'm your whore baby." And he gladly accepted my request by shooting his baby juice all over my face and nose. "Eww! Grab me a towel!" I said with cum in my eyelashes. But not before he got a pic of the artwork he created.Thanksgiving is coming, and I'm a little worried about gaining weight from overeating. My weight is something I've started to think about more and more this past month. Sometimes I can't help but obsess over it. My mother gained a ton of weight after she gave birth to me. I even have an emergency panic weight that if I ever cross, I promised myself I would start going on 5 mile runs every day.I fucked pretty much every day now, one of the guys, sometimes more, would invite me over to their place or we'd go to the bathroom near the gaming lounge and they'd just strip me down and screw me right there. Getting fucked so much, it was hard not to just be lazy and become a total bottom, letting the gang have their way with me and just enjoying the ride, or lack thereof (pun intended but I don't think it was a good one lol.)Speaking of the gaming lounge, we had a giant leather sofa in there now. Chester bought it, and it's pretty fucking bitchin. And yes, I've been fingered on that sofa, many times.With Thanksgiving, and by extension the end of the year, fast approaching I felt the desire to do something special. A "big bang" to celebrate the friendships we'd made this year right before things got hectic with Thanksgiving, Finals and Christmas Break. Eventually things would finally be back to normal again in mid-January. And what better way to send the school year off, with a big bang then a big giant gang band? He he.The next day after the idea popped into my head, I went to the gaming lounge and gave each of the guys a cute little flier I had made, with the time and date of the "party" wink wink. I didn't want them knowing it was a gang bang, yet. Why ruin the surprise?On the day of the grand event, Sunday, November 22nd, I picked out my outfit very carefully. I wore a mini-skirt with light pink satin panties underneath. They had a cute little bow on the top, perfect for them "unwrapping" their present. A red and white heavy-duty Pokéball pushup-bra and a light blue graphic Tee shirt with a picture of Squirtle on it, which said "I'm a Squirter", and lastly, a pair of big black stripper boots, because I could.As for my cunt, no more bush for me. I've been keeping it short or bald, for the aesthetic as well as to make it easier to eat me out. I'd shaved bald about twice in the last few months I believe; but haven't grown out much more than two weeks of growth. I think it looks better and more attractive when it's shorter.Yes, I know what you're wondering. Okay ladies and gentleman, here's the tea on me being a squirter:Every time it's happened it's been an accident, and sometimes I can feel it happening but only when there's so much liquid it's obvious. It only happens when I'm riding on top. I think it has something to do with a guy's shape or size, but when I move a certain way they hit something deep inside me. I think it's the g-spot or internal part of the clit. To be honest, I don't know what it is; but it feels great. Sometimes I can just tell it's going to happen but it's always a fun surprise when I'm just doing my thing and one of the boys say something like "I can feel you dripping down me". Most times I ride, it always results in some liquid on the bed but there's been about five or so times that it literally soaks the entire area we were laying in.It was now time for the party to start and the final preparations were underway. I convinced Hahn to lend me his crazy rich Asian parents' credit card to pay for one night at one of those supersized hotel suites that can fit like ten people, at a hotel in downtown Philadelphia. Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne were right, money is the best super power."Thank you all for coming today! I have gotten us together today to celebrate our friendship and the ties that bind us together, me!" I giggled. "In honor of this, you will all be fucking me tonight, together! And then separately afterwards as the whim hits you.""Eww, I don't want to see Chester's dick." Brad protested."Why? I know Hahn already has!" Mike sneered."Seems, kinda scary." Rob whimpered.I took charge. "Now, I guess you don't have to have sex with me, but look at it this way: tomorrow morning everyone leaves campus for Thanksgiving. Then, after that; you have finals week and then everyone goes home for winter break. This very well might be your last chance to get your dick wet in some coochie before next year. I'd take that deal if I were you. Besides, you've all fucked me before. Everyone in this room has had their dick inside of me, what's the difference in doing it all at the same time?""Welp, I'm in!" Cheered Chester."Fuck it, I've already seen Chester's crooked ass dick once before." Hahn sighed. "Might as well get my money's worth out of this hotel room too, while I'm at it.""Jeez, I'm in too." Brad relented. "Like I'm about to be in you in a minute here.""Well, I guess I'm in too. Peer pressure and all." Said Rob.The only one left was Mike. I knew that Mike did not want to share me, but he had to. For the good of the group. And Mike, despite being my favorite, was not above the group. I looked over at him and made a sad puppy dog face.I could see the look of deep contemplation on Mike's face and knew that all it would take is one swift kick and the entire rotten structure of his resistance would collapse in on itself. So I slowly walked over to him, got on my tippy toes, grabbed his face and slithered my tongue down his throat. Once our passionate kiss ended, I withdrew my tongue, looked him in the eyes and in my highest pitch good girl voice said, "Come on daddy. Please,""Fuck it, I'm in." Mike's will to resist had been extinguished.It was like electricity. I could practically feel the cheers around me as everything in my plan came together. (Now if I really heard any cheers or not is a different story). It was now time, I needed a sexy gesture to get things rolling.

Liza Loves Her New FamilyBased on a post by DangerHunt69. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.  Buffet For ThreeNow things were a little awkward; two of the five boys had had their penises inside me, and the rest had seen my panty clad ass. Everyone was being super nice to me, and I bet I knew why. The occasional glance at the bulges on my chest or the long look as I walked away, had turned into constant eyes on me. I wore baggy clothes but of course this didn't help in a room full of college boys.Eventually the advances by the boys became more and more blatant until finally one day when I was particularly hungry I blurted out, "Hey, whoever wants to take me out for Hibachi can screw me afterwards."Chester and Hahn jumped at the opportunity, but I wasn't sure how we'd work that out. But never mind the details, I was just happy to get another free meal. “Fine”, I said; “But whoever starts a stupid debate about video games, gets dumped! Got it!” The rest of the room cheered for me, but Chester and Hahn looked whipped by a girl.They took me to a Hibachi place in the suburb of Chester, very fitting. I ordered the most expensive dish they offered, Mako shark, and ate the whole meal in a vicious frenzy. I loved eating and it was like I could shovel mound after mound of food into my mouth without ever getting fat. I'm not sure if it's because I have a high metabolism or just because I'm young, to be honest. Chester and Hahn had a good time too, perhaps in denial at the possibly extremely awkward event that was going to take place afterwards.Hahn's parents were rich and actually had rented him a studio apartment of his own, off-campus. We went there because not only was it the nicest of our places, but he was the only one of us that lived by himself. Once we got there, we all took a few minutes to get ready before I earnestly stripped down and cheekily decided to rub my tits together and wink at the boys. Mama don't like to waste time. I was wearing a new sexy pink lace bra that cost half a fucking fortunate, before I unclasped it in the back and had my titties drop out and then bounce back up like basketballs. Being busty yet perky, had its fun moments to be sure. I, being the ball of originality that I am, told them that now that they've seen mine, that I get to see theirs'. They blushed awkwardly for a second before complying with my request. I sat on the couch and waited for my show to begin.Predictably, both my friends were already erect. And to my surprise Hahn's cock was, regular sized! It was decent, maybe 5 inches compared to Chester's 5 1/2, but he didn't have Chester's wide girth. I then encouraged both of the boys to come take one of my tits in their hands and squeeze."Nice right? There is enough of me to go around." I said as the two guys sat on each side of me."Damn Liza, I knew your tits were big but I had no idea they were this big!" Hahn said, astonished."They're so fucking nice! And look at your adorable nipples! I just wanna" Chester said as he took my left nipple in his mouth and started sucking my tit."Thanks." I said, losing my composure. I was trying to be a top but it was so abundantly clear I was a submissive bottom.My shyness snatching my tongue, I got up then laid an Anime throw blanket across the chaise portion Hahn's leather couch. It was a long L shape sectional, and nice as fuck. My parents were well off but Hahn's family was fucking loaded.I was on my knees & elbows. Now fully undressed, Chester approached me from behind. Then Hahn came around & stood in front of my head, which was propped up in my hands. He was the perfect height. I opened my mouth wide to receive his cock. His bulbous head brushed my lips apart and then he pushed it into my mouth.I was expecting to be penetrated simultaneously by Chester, so it took me a little by surprise when he slapped my ass hard with his hand. I would have yelped, but my mouth was full of dick. I didn't want Hahn's dick bitten by accident, so I had to be careful. Instead, my eyes widened and my body jerked just a little. Hahn took this as encouragement to push further into my mouth, nearing the middle of my throat. Chester slapped me again. I was used to mental punishment, but the physical nature of this had taken me off guard and I have to say, destabilized me a little. Again, I flinched. Hahn pushed deeper, his cock now bottomed out & partly in my throat, but I knew that was all he had left. A third slap, I was getting sore now, and imagined that my ass would be bright red. Hahn stood there, his balls rested against my chin. I was spread eagle, and impaled orally on a cock. I had recently learned that I was a loud moaner, and I definitely vocalized my pleasure the entire time they were tag-teaming me.My ass jiggled each time Chester smacked it. ‘Just fuck me already?' I finally blurted out. It is hard to communicate when your mouth is full of awesome Asian cock. The last clapping sound was like a starting gun to Hahn, who reinserted & started to face-fuck me. He'd withdraw a couple of inches and then thrust his whole length into me again. He started out slowly at first, but then picked up speed. Chester finally figured it out, and  got positioned behind me, then rammed my cunt to his base. His thick shaft pressed me wide.It was shortly after that something strange happened, I started to feel, at peace. I submitted, letting the pleasure run through me and went with the flow. I knew I wanted to please them, and I felt warm, almost cared for, as I was being double teamed. Sensory overload. I could feel tears form in my eyes and trickle down my forehead and into my hair. But these weren't tears of sadness, but of joy.It felt like, it felt like I had found my family. One of them was using my throat as a sex toy and the other was pounding my cunt. I felt wanted, needed, like I finally belonged somewhere.I began to feel overwhelmed. Focus, Liza. I'm a good girl taking my friends' cocks deep inside me to help them get off, that's all that mattered. Don't let this excruciating emotion spoil the mood. What you are doing for Chester and Hahn is peak selflessness. I can do this, I can overcome my anxiety. I took a few deep breaths in between Hahn's thrusts. It didn't lessen, so I embraced it. I'm a mess, and that's hot.My cunt felt raw. But I was so damn turned on. My friends, yes my friends, were using me like a blow up sex doll. I could feel my juices oozing out of my vagina. Feel my clit throbbing as I opened up my throat to Hahn, and my vagina to Chester. My face was blush red, for the first time in my life: I was hyper-aroused.Tears were now pouring down my face. This was all a little too much. But no sooner than I had come to that realization, I felt a rope of warm cum shoot onto my back, followed by another and another."Fuck!" Chester announced. More grunts from behind me, then warm drips on my ass cheeks. A deep sigh, then Chester dropped to the couch, beside me. "Your turn, Hahn." He said, slapping my ass one final time before swapping places with my short Asian friend.I took the opportunity to roll over, still on the plush throw blanket, but now on my back, diagonally across the extension of his sectional sofa. And now Hahn knelt and scooped up both my legs. I rested them over each of his shoulders, then he was inside me. I didn't speak. He slid his average member halfway in, it felt so refreshing, and then sunk all five inches of his cock into my cunt. I was sopping wet and took him easily. He started fucking me. It might have been smaller than Chester's dick, but the length and narrower width of Hahn's cock gave me the rest I needed to recover. Chester sat up and began massaging my massive tits. My nipples stood up and said; ‘squeeze me, suck me'. Chester understood the sign language and accommodated in a much gently disposition than the spankings he'd previously gotten his jollies from.In pain from being fucked hard at both ends of my body, I just laid there submitting to them. Hahn would withdraw his dick completely, push his head just barely into me and then immediately thrust forward, giving me all 5 of his inches at once. I gasped. Hahn repeated this over and over, a little harder each time. He pushed again and again, his balls slapping against my ass. I had never taken two dicks in one day.Lust had consumed me. Then, suddenly and unexpectedly, it happened. I came hard. Twisting and turning, I felt the orgasm stirring deep in my cock-filled cunt, then rush outwards. It started inside me, then slowly made its way out, eventually covering my entire body in spasming pleasure until I was shaking from overstimulation. I felt warm liquid pouring from my vagina as I spasmed while still being held down. As my violent orgasm continued, I felt the room start spinning. I had cum, and just from penetration, what the fuck? I spent a minute in a panting daze, half awake and half asleep. I had cum so hard that it took a couple minutes for my brain to work again. Hahn withdrew his cock, dripping with my crème. His belly and thighs were dripping wet. He was panting and his spent cock was still bobbing as it slowly deflated."Hahn, you're soaked. Did I do that to you?" I asked, surprised. Squirting was something I had heard about but never knew that I could actually do."Yeah! I know, right?" Hahn chuckled in a satisfied, half-drunk demeanor.The throw blanket seemed to have taken the lion's share of my squirting. I gazed up at Hahn. His cock was covered in both my cunt juice and his ejaculate. The head of his cock dripped with cum."Hahn, you fucking bastard. You weren't supposed to cum in me!" I'd been on the pill for a couple weeks. But unwritten college ethics dictate that a guy always pulls out."God damn it Hahn, you're not supposed to do that!" Chester reprimanded him."Sorry, please don't be mad." Hahn pleaded."Hahn, please, you know that can get a woman pregnant." I warned him."I know. I got a little carried away. I'll buy you Plan B."I was now sobbing. My throat and cunt had both been used and abused. I wailed, the tears were now a flood. My body shook with emotion. I wasn't handling the overstimulation too well. It felt like my body had just released a ton of pent up stress and now I was all wobbly and unfocused.Hahn felt like shit. He assumed I was devastated by his mistake.No, I had been through a lot, but I'd say it was a pretty positive experience. Chester was a real gentleman and asked me if I was okay, then brought me a glass of water and cuddled up with me. I also reached for Hahn & he got the hint and cuddled up on my other side. It was marvelous, even if my bawling sounded otherwise.After our threesome was over, we all cleaned up the mess and it appeared the leather couch was still fine. Then we watched Community in our undies. Hahn even brought out a bottle of fancy vodka imported from Vladivostok for us to chill out with, as we all sat on his couch half naked, Hahn grabbed us a bigger blanket. After a few episodes I gave them both a final fellatio and we called it a damn good night.Fuck my cunt is sore.Interlude: The Big Bang TheoryHave you ever read the Stephen King novel I T? I don't mean watched the movie but actually read the book? Well there's a scene where umm, how to put it? "The Losers" all have sex with the same person to show their "unity" so that they can escape being lost in the sewers. I want to be this person for my friend group. The glue that holds them all together, the cunt that they can take out all of their frustrations on. I've learned that sex is the best way to blow off steam. I want to form a sense of community with me as its focal point.The Gang BangMy grief is tremendous but my love is bigger. Your real family isn't the one you're born into but rather the one you choose for yourself. I have a family now, and I love them.Soon after my first threesome, I found out that Rob (the tall chubby one) was a virgin. He was too shy to admit it, himself but some of the other guys brought it up once to tease him. After I found out this information, I knew I had to do something. He's such a sweet heart, I knew I needed to make his first time special. So, for Halloween I dressed up as his "waifu" Aloy from Horizon (not the race car game, the one with robotic dinosaurs). I even went as far as to dye my hair red and had a special plan in mind. For my costume, I even made a bow out of PVC pipe. Which was a stupid idea cause it looked like ass, but I wanted to make my own rather than just buying one on Etsy.On the last day of October, everyone got together for a big Halloween party. The theme was: character's dressed up as other characters. Rob took this idea and dressed up as Luigi if he were a member of the Akatsuki, while Hahn dressed up as a "Jewish Samurai" wearing a Hasidic beard over a kabuto. Brad dressed up as a, furry? I'm not sure. It was a bear costume with a top hat and monocle. Mike dressed up as Handsome Jack in a Fallout vault suit and Chester dressed up as Zelda dressed up as Link. I, however, broke this theme because that totally would have fucked up my plan. Perhaps I was a slut dressed up as Aloy?  We all drank and drank, and after a few "brewskis" I was sufficiently drunk. It was time.I walked up to Rob, grabbed his hand and led him to the bathroom. I stripped naked & pulled down his pants, got on my knees and put his massive dick in my mouth to get him hard. I was fucking surprised too, this thing was fucking giant, and he was hiding it from me all this time? Rob might have been stocky but to this day his is still the biggest log I've ever seen, in person. I eventually asked him how big it was, I didn't measure it myself so take this with a grain of salt. We all know men love to lie about their dick sizes. He told me it was fucking nine inches! Insane.After he was hard as a rock, I got off my knees and got my phone out. I had found this website that creates "sex sounds" of celebrities based off their lines in shows and video games while using A I to fill in any gaps to make it sound more natural. I basically started playing an audio file of Aloy moaning and grunting. I then turned around, bent over and stuck my ass out while resting my hands against the wall. "Take me" I told him, laughing out loud. He then got to rail "Aloy" for five whole minutes before cumming all the way up my back and getting a little bit in my hair. My buddy was a virgin no longer.A big dick doesn't necessarily mean a long lasting dick, especially if the guy's a virgin. Although let's be honest, when a guy has a dick that size, you kinda want it to not last too long. I still want to be able to walk tomorrow, laughing my ass off.Eventually, November came and it was around this time I started to grow into my body in a more "womanly" way. I put on my freshman 15, (pounds, that is), and was now curvy rather than thin. Not curvy like fat though, I was more like, Kim Kardashian now. Not fat but sexy with a full figure. I literally know nothing about her except that I've seen her naked, I think everyone has. I even had to google how to spell "Kardashian" while writing this. And I mean it looked really natural with my fucking watermelon tits, so it never really bothered anyone. My tit's were a smidge bigger because I'm on the pill, but when I told that to the gamer guys, all they said was; “Yeah, nice!”The best part of having five guys trying to get into your pants, is that they are constantly offering you things, to try to buy your favor. To be honest, it was rather low-key, kinda an escapist findom situation. I'd send a weekly topless or ass pic or two in the group chat, occasionally let everyone hit, and in return they'd buy me anything I wanted. That's how ya girl got a custom Animal Crossing for my Nintendo Switch. Also, I never pay for my food when we all go out to eat, and anytime I want a new clothes I just would ask one of the boys to take me shopping. They were all stem majors with scholarships, so money wasn't an item, although usually it was Hahn spending his parents' money that would buy me the most luxurious clothing.And then of course you have the obligatory, yet obvious, sexy underwear that they'd buy me. Wanting to see me in it either right before they fucked me or in the group chat, they'd buy me white cotton, black lace, pink satin, cute little undies with yellow cartoon lemons on them and even some with superheroes (or villains) on them. The most notorious of which was a pair of Harley Quinn ones that Chester had pulled to the side and taken a video of me getting fucked doggy style in; and then sent to the group chat. Boys replied with an eye roll emoji.My favorite lay was still Mike. He was clearly the most experienced of the group. One time when we were screwing, I was wearing these pink tube socks and he was fucking me missionary. My legs were high up in the air and my big titties were bouncing up and down as he pounded into me, I decided to reward him for being my favorite! So right as he was about to cum I told him, "Baby, cum on my face. I want you to cum on my face. I'm such a fucking whore but I'm your whore baby." And he gladly accepted my request by shooting his baby juice all over my face and nose. "Eww! Grab me a towel!" I said with cum in my eyelashes. But not before he got a pic of the artwork he created.Thanksgiving is coming, and I'm a little worried about gaining weight from overeating. My weight is something I've started to think about more and more this past month. Sometimes I can't help but obsess over it. My mother gained a ton of weight after she gave birth to me. I even have an emergency panic weight that if I ever cross, I promised myself I would start going on 5 mile runs every day.I fucked pretty much every day now, one of the guys, sometimes more, would invite me over to their place or we'd go to the bathroom near the gaming lounge and they'd just strip me down and screw me right there. Getting fucked so much, it was hard not to just be lazy and become a total bottom, letting the gang have their way with me and just enjoying the ride, or lack thereof (pun intended but I don't think it was a good one lol.)Speaking of the gaming lounge, we had a giant leather sofa in there now. Chester bought it, and it's pretty fucking bitchin. And yes, I've been fingered on that sofa, many times.With Thanksgiving, and by extension the end of the year, fast approaching I felt the desire to do something special. A "big bang" to celebrate the friendships we'd made this year right before things got hectic with Thanksgiving, Finals and Christmas Break. Eventually things would finally be back to normal again in mid-January. And what better way to send the school year off, with a big bang then a big giant gang band? He he.The next day after the idea popped into my head, I went to the gaming lounge and gave each of the guys a cute little flier I had made, with the time and date of the "party" wink wink. I didn't want them knowing it was a gang bang, yet. Why ruin the surprise?On the day of the grand event, Sunday, November 22nd, I picked out my outfit very carefully. I wore a mini-skirt with light pink satin panties underneath. They had a cute little bow on the top, perfect for them "unwrapping" their present. A red and white heavy-duty Pokéball pushup-bra and a light blue graphic Tee shirt with a picture of Squirtle on it, which said "I'm a Squirter", and lastly, a pair of big black stripper boots, because I could.As for my cunt, no more bush for me. I've been keeping it short or bald, for the aesthetic as well as to make it easier to eat me out. I'd shaved bald about twice in the last few months I believe; but haven't grown out much more than two weeks of growth. I think it looks better and more attractive when it's shorter.Yes, I know what you're wondering. Okay ladies and gentleman, here's the tea on me being a squirter:Every time it's happened it's been an accident, and sometimes I can feel it happening but only when there's so much liquid it's obvious. It only happens when I'm riding on top. I think it has something to do with a guy's shape or size, but when I move a certain way they hit something deep inside me. I think it's the g-spot or internal part of the clit. To be honest, I don't know what it is; but it feels great. Sometimes I can just tell it's going to happen but it's always a fun surprise when I'm just doing my thing and one of the boys say something like "I can feel you dripping down me". Most times I ride, it always results in some liquid on the bed but there's been about five or so times that it literally soaks the entire area we were laying in.It was now time for the party to start and the final preparations were underway. I convinced Hahn to lend me his crazy rich Asian parents' credit card to pay for one night at one of those supersized hotel suites that can fit like ten people, at a hotel in downtown Philadelphia. Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne were right, money is the best super power."Thank you all for coming today! I have gotten us together today to celebrate our friendship and the ties that bind us together, me!" I giggled. "In honor of this, you will all be fucking me tonight, together! And then separately afterwards as the whim hits you.""Eww, I don't want to see Chester's dick." Brad protested."Why? I know Hahn already has!" Mike sneered."Seems, kinda scary." Rob whimpered.I took charge. "Now, I guess you don't have to have sex with me, but look at it this way: tomorrow morning everyone leaves campus for Thanksgiving. Then, after that; you have finals week and then everyone goes home for winter break. This very well might be your last chance to get your dick wet in some coochie before next year. I'd take that deal if I were you. Besides, you've all fucked me before. Everyone in this room has had their dick inside of me, what's the difference in doing it all at the same time?""Welp, I'm in!" Cheered Chester."Fuck it, I've already seen Chester's crooked ass dick once before." Hahn sighed. "Might as well get my money's worth out of this hotel room too, while I'm at it.""Jeez, I'm in too." Brad relented. "Like I'm about to be in you in a minute here.""Well, I guess I'm in too. Peer pressure and all." Said Rob.The only one left was Mike. I knew that Mike did not want to share me, but he had to. For the good of the group. And Mike, despite being my favorite, was not above the group. I looked over at him and made a sad puppy dog face.I could see the look of deep contemplation on Mike's face and knew that all it would take is one swift kick and the entire rotten structure of his resistance would collapse in on itself. So I slowly walked over to him, got on my tippy toes, grabbed his face and slithered my tongue down his throat. Once our passionate kiss ended, I withdrew my tongue, looked him in the eyes and in my highest pitch good girl voice said, "Come on daddy. Please,""Fuck it, I'm in." Mike's will to resist had been extinguished.It was like electricity. I could practically feel the cheers around me as everything in my plan came together. (Now if I really heard any cheers or not is a different story). It was now time, I needed a sexy gesture to get things rolling.

Episode 1002 of This Is True Really News brings you the most bizarre real news stories! A Miami man gets caught squirting lotion on strangers with syringes, a guy builds a 17-foot tall hat to break a world record, and four college students pull off possibly the worst library heist in history at Transylvania University.Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes deliver hilarious commentary on these unbelievable but true stories, plus medical transcription bloopers that will have you in stitches. From circus-sized diagnoses to bleeding that traveled to Los Angeles, these real doctor's notes are comedy gold.Get your own This is True Really News coffee mug at: https://teespring.com/stores/special-ts-5/collection/mugs?page=1Like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon to never miss an episode of the funniest true news commentary on the internet!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #TrueNews #FunnyNews #WeirdNews #BizarreStories #ComedyPodcast #NewsCommentary #MiamiNews #GuinnessWorldRecord #TransylvaniaUniversity #BookHeist #MedicalHumor #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #Episode1002

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What do thirst posts, a Madonna era, and the Henley Festival all have in common? Jordan's been in all of them. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, from airport attire etiquette to how to politely ask someone to turn off their portable fan in the theatre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Send us a textThis episode of Not Well dives deep into chaotic and hilarious conversations ranging from Trumpism, trans rights, societal failings, crumbs, childhood fears, and a lot of irreverent humor. Bobby and Jim dissect the ridiculousness of patriotism displayed during inaugurations, the bizarre cult-like worship of certain political figures, and the ongoing culture war surrounding trans individuals. They reminisce about their childhood quirks, like Bobby's fear of his parents turning into skeletons and his crumb phobia. The duo explores the hilarity and discomfort of booth seating, societal expectations, and even random moments like towel habits during sex. A surprising tangent about telepathy, autistic communication, and “The Hill” takes the episode into pseudo-scientific territory, leading to thought-provoking discussions about perception and reality. They end with discussions on representation in media and whether straight actors playing gay roles is truly authentic. It's unfiltered, chaotic, and thought-provoking.Support the showAs always you can write us at nowellpodcast@gmail.com or call us at ‪(614) 721-5336‬ and tell us your Not Wells of the week InstagramTwitterBobby's Only FansHelp us continue to grow and create amazing content, like a live tour or just help fund some new headphones when needed. Any help is appreacited. https://www.buzzsprout.com/510487/subscribe#gaypodcast #podcast #gay #lgbtq #queerpodcast #lgbt #lgbtpodcast #lgbtqpodcast #gaypodcaster #queer#instagay #podcasts #podcasting #gaylife #pride #lesbian #bhfyp #gaycomedy #comedypodcast #comedy #nyc #614 #shesnotdoingsowell #wiltonmanor #notwell

Attention cet épisode parle de cul/sexe. Le squirt est différent de l'éjaculation féminine, certains l'associent au fait d'être femme fontaine. Squirter ne veut pas obligatoirement dire qu'on a un orgasme mais c'est bien lié au plaisir. Je vous raconte comment j'ai découvert ça et à quel point les tapis d'incontinence c'est pratique ! Pour me soutenir : Elo raconte sa life sur Tipeee Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.

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Kia ora Edge listener whānau, welcome to our show catchup podcast! If you missed us on-air, don't worry, all of our goodness gets compiled into one podcast for you, so you can listen whenever and wherever you want! Check out some of our fave parts of the show below: Aussie DJ Cyril joins us on the show to talk about his song “Stumblin' In” We prank big boss Leon and little boss Casey Steph squirted on some people in a Chinese restaurant PLUS HEAPS MORE! AND FIND US ON INSTAGRAM, Cause we are thirsty: Sharyn & Steph with Sean - @Edgeafternoons Sharyn @SharynCasey   Steph @stephmonksey Sean @seanhillyman Producer Arun @arunjamesbeard Cousin Clara @claracraigSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a gully washer, pollen and a trip to the Vons East. Happy National Cereal Day.

Bienvenue dans ce nouvel épisode d'ALLO JORDY ! Qui dit nouveau podcast dit nouvelle question. Et aujourd'hui, j'avais envie de vous parler du squirting (ou émission fontaine en français), une pratique qui fait fantasmer de nombreuses personnes et qui se demandent comment s'y prendre. Envie de plus de conseils ? N'hésite pas à me rejoindre sur ma page Instagram @jordy.oumira

We're back! We had a week to decompress from New York Comic Con and Kuest's trip to Cali with Blazer! We ready to pod!! We discuss people walking out on Dave Chappelle over Isreal comments at show; Lithuanian man fakes heart attacks at restaurants to avoid bill; Rapper ‘Blueface' ordered to pay over $13M in strip club shooting case; Amazon driver's urine sold as energy drink on their site; Kevin Feige will never work with 2 folks again; ‘DareDevil: Born Again' fire their writers and start over; Rumored ‘The Batman II' villain; Netflix to open physical locations; all that and MORE! QOTD: “What is something that's normal at 3pm but scary as hell at 3am?” “Furiously maturbate over the open casket at a wake or have a family member walk in on you peeing on your partner?” “Kirby just swallowed you. What power does he get?” I F••k Wit It!: Gen-V NEED MERCH?!: www.insensitivemerch.com AFFILIATE PODCASTS: CriticalMass (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/criticalmass-podcast/id1350565395) For more info about us visit: asylumstudios.live/ Contact via email: joaquin@asylumstudios.live AsylumStudios #InsensitiveCulture #podcast #podcasting #spotify #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcaster #youtube #hollywood #movienews #comedy #itunes #podcasters #film #applepodcasts #podcastshow #interview #newpodcast #television #spotifypodcast #applepodcast #cinema #radioshow #popculture

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Ok folks this week is about focus, about listening and actually understanding problems, questions and challenges.  This week is about the classic swinger game plan of talking about a serious issue and getting distracted by some damn bullshit!  For the love of everything good listen to this show, and then apply the information to our swinging lifestyle.   Stop Being distracted and focus on the damn issuesGET YOUR FULL SWAP RADIO APP FOR BOTH APPLE OR ANDRIOD   FS Radiohttps://mycupcondom.com/discount/KASBH10    My cup condomhttp://www.motorbunny.comhttp://www.asnlifestylemagazine.comhttp://www.fullswapshop.comhttp://www.smokinmeatsbbqtreats.comhttps://www.onlyfans.com/msamandakasbhVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube :  http:// www.youtube.com/kasbhSend us emails at krazy.kasbh@gmail.comTwitter:  @TruthKrazySupport the show

Started this week's podcast with Denmark trying to ban the burning of the Koran, and then talked about the India moon landing (and Russia's failed moon landing.) Plus Wagner group chief killed, Trump mugshot, Republican debate, Zambia fake gold mystery, and an Indiana man arrested after spraying Walmart shopper with a syringe filled with his semen. Music: Gil Scott-Heron/"Lady Day and John Coltrane"

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Began this week with the ongoing events unfolding of the Wagner group marching on Moscow, only to abruptly stop and turn around. Plus a Chinese BBQ joint exploded killing dozens, the Titanic submersible comes to a tragic end, Hunter Biden's plea deal, Paris explosion mystery, and a guy who enjoyed squirting his semen as well as fake semen on to dozens of women imprisoned for four years. Music: Damu the Fudgemonk/"Coco Mango Diced"

Our good friend, Matt Weir slips into this episode featuring a penis iceberg, an orchestral climax, and being single like Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Live from The Chief Comedy Festival in Trinidad, Colorado - It's the Adios Mother Fucker! Bugbee and Melody traveled South to spread their drinking habits across the land. The Adios Mother Effer is not the best cocktail to consume while someone is recording but your hosts have never been good decision makers. Applebee's in 2012 here we come! Guest Comedians Elliot Weber and Sophia Smarandescu join the pod for the Drink Review and some fun bashing of Andrew. Also catch an appearance from Señora Squirter, Alyssa Townsend. Do yourself a favor and go to a comedy festival. Recipe: Adios Mother Fucker ● 1/2 ounce vodka ● 1/2 ounce rum ● 1/2 ounce tequila ● 1/2 ounce gin ● 1/2 ounce blue curaçao ● 2 ounces sweet-and-sour mix* ● Sprite or 7up, to top ● Garnish: lemon wedge (optional) ● Garnish: preserved cherry (optional) Preparation: 1. Add the vodka, rum, tequila, gin, blue curaçao and sweet-and-sour mix to a highball glass with ice and stir. 2. Top with Sprite or 7Up. 3. Garnish with a lemon wedge and preserved cherry, if desired. Andrew's Short Story Podcast, Midnight Thoughts: https://open.spotify.com/show/6pDnK8Av9MfO9IFfLo5DgS?si=6a037b7b422744e1 Theme Song by Falseyedols - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0QSWr5jz7ocpK9Hv2PVkwc?si=uEgf4JGDRiWA5LnjcjZrqw New Episodes every other Thursday. Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Please Subscribe, rate, and review! Follow us on social media! Facebook: Facebook.com/2girl1cocktailpodcast Instagram: Instagram.com/2girls1cocktailpodcast Contact us at 2girls1cocktailpodcast@gmail.com

We are back in the Sexpartment for our season finale.  This time we brought 6 friends along for an intense 8 person orgy.  Unfortunately, Curtis worked Rachel's vagina a little too hard that morning, so she wasn't able to play.  But that didn't slow the rest of us down at all.  Nessa fucks Curtis to start things off.  Then Tom & I get to play with Iris as John starts playing with Lauren.  All seven of us swap around the room and you get to hear all sorts of amazing sounds as we recount this epic evening.Thank you for all the nominations.  We did it!!!  We have been nominated for 2 awards thanks to you guys.  Please Vote us for an ASN Award for Best Entertainment Podcast and Best Content Creator here.https://www.asnlifestylemagazineawards.com/vote-4-16-6-1You can vote twice a day so please do everything you can to help us out.  Thank you!!!!Please subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.You can catch us on SLSRadio every Wednesday at 4pm Eastern Time.You can find tons of amazing lifestyle show on FullSwapRadio, including our show, Every Wednesday at 6:30pm and Midnight Eastern Time. We are now hosts on the Swinger Society Discord Server as well.If you have your own sexy stories, please call our hotline and share them with us and our audience. 844-4-Hump-DayIf you have any questions for us, please email us at humpdayquickies@gmail.comVisit our website as well.  HumpDayQuickies.comPlease follow us on all the social platforms:Twitter - HumpDayQuickiesInstagram - HumpDayQuickiesFaceBook - HumpDayQuickiesTikTok - HumpDayQuickiesWe are adding new content as quickly as we can!

Tune in every Friday for more WOW Report. 10) Netflix Pick: Beef @02:07 9) Netflix Flick: Murder Mystery 2 @10:00 8) The RuPublicans @13:35 7) Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies @19:51 6) Hot Doc: Pretty Baby @25:37 5) Travesty Tritt & Conservatives vs Budweiser @31:51 4) RuPaul's Drag Race Grand Finale @38:14 3) Pop-pourri: Taylor's Breakup & Millie's Engagement @44:18 2) Eurovision 2023 is Gonna Be Wild! @46:56 1) Kardashian Korner: Kim on AHS & Kris is a Squirter! @49:43

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Average is joined by the West Valley AZ MGA chapter leader... Jon MF Whipple. In his triumphant return to the podcast, Jon breaks down all of the Mediocre Golf that happened at the B'low Average Challenge and we discuss things to come. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Bitin na bitin ‘yung Part 1, no? So eto na, as promised … Round 2! Kapag second na, mas mainit na tayo, mas in the mood na, game na game na!TIME STAMPS 01:40Erotica Mail #7 from “Love, 32 and Bitin.” Spot on ang sharing nya kung ano ang mga red flags na dapat bigyan natin ng pansin, at how to be treated properly!18:12Erotica Mail #8 from Mrs R, slightly used. Tandaan mga lalaki, ang best validation na pwede nyong makuha ay ‘yung mismong galing sa asawa nyo! Kaya ‘wag na humanap pa ng iba! 30:25Erotica Mail #9 from Mrs E, the Squirter. And Clara shared kung ano ang masarap sa kanya …37:40Erotica Mail #10 from Ms Tokyo, at ang kanyang pang-usbong! Addicting talaga ang masarap na sex, bakit ba?!52:00May spurt pa rin si Dusco! Ang take nya, babae ang magsasabi kung magaling ang lalaki.55:40Ang 3 Questions: What will you STOP? What will you CONTINUE? What will you DO MORE? At ‘yan ang hot na hot na simula ng Season 4! Dyan lang kayo … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More Todd Rundgren to start the hour! We all discuss moving to the new building and comment on how difficult of a time Jen and Chewy will have. Is Quay Walker's progress indicative of the Packers brass making the right decisions when it comes to drafting? Gabe argues against that. Take Out the Trash. Sophia Minnaert joins the show to try and explain the Brewers' situation. Chewy loves his newest nickname.

On this episode the boys sat down with Basirah & Ahmir host of (@bothsidesofthebed) and this week we talked about the male g-spot, sex parties, getting slapped/punched in the bedroom and much more! Be sure to check out Both Sides of the Bed podcast -----------> https://linktr.ee/bothsidesofthebed Also for bonus content head over to Patreon-----> https://www.patreon.com/Lerandlionel and be sure to follow us on all social media platforms (@lerandlionel) for extra content, full videos out every Wednesday/Thursday on youtube -----> https://linktr.ee/lerandlionel Sponsorships: adamandeve.com code "LATE NITE"

The guys are live from the Kentuckiana Friends of V Golf Scramble at Standard Club! Andy has some thoughts on Kentucky, Gary Parrish of CBS Sports joins the show to talk some college hoops, and Streble gets to meet former UK Tight End Jacob Tamme!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DOTD is a weekly podcast based out of Delaware/Philadelphia talking about life, current events, and other interesting topics. Subscribe For More DOTDFollow DOTD On Instagram: linktr.ee/D.O.T.D_Follow Your DOTD Hosts, Co-Hosts, & Producers On Instagram :Jus - @mcmxcviii.__Bear - @dicedbybearEddie - @ipwt_eSteve - @humble.king10Kwaizi - @sirrkozyTy - @only_the_richsleepKyle - @kyledeshaunPryce - @terminatorx__ Willie - @tmb_maj$b  - @sbscarborough

We met Lacy and Red about a month ago have and have had quite an enjoyable time getting to know them.  First, hearing how they met as part of a 3some.  Then, Red shares how be played an orgy for Lacy's birthday, and their first play experience as a couple.  Finally, they just into the club with both feet and leave a trail of Lacy's squirt all over the building.Please subscribe on your favorite podcast platform.You can catch us on SLSRadio every Wednesday at 4pm Eastern Time.You can find tons of amazing lifestyle show on FullSwapRadio, including our show, Every Wednesday at 6:30pm and Midnight Eastern Time. We are now hosts on the Swinger Society Discord Server as well.If you have your own sexy stories, please call our hotline and share them with us and our audience. 844-4-Hump-DayIf you have any questions for us, please email us at humpdayquickies@gmail.comVisit our website as well.  HumpDayQuickies.comPlease follow us on all the social platforms:Twitter - HumpDayQuickiesInstagram - HumpDayQuickiesFaceBook - HumpDayQuickiesTikTok - HumpDayQuickiesWe are adding new content as quickly as we can!

0:00 Intro/Weekend Review15:00 Deebo Samuel22:00 Darren Waller32:00 Money Motivation36:00 Juice Sleeper39:00 Pop Culture -Investments -DJ Envy -Angela Yee the Squirter? -Swingers1:05:00 Money Sleeper1:08:00 College Football -Spring Games1:55:00 Flicks Sleeper

Episode 106 - It is a squirter convention!! In this episode Don and Syn talk about their recent busy travel weekend, Starting with Don doing Eden Kink night, things are growing every week with this new event it's been good. Then Friday they headed to Lincoln Nebraska for KASBH's 6th Birthday Party. Went to a house preparty before and had a great time. They had a great experience at the main event, turn around and come home to host a cosmic bowling event. Trying new things in the local area to get people out. Their youngest was in town for spring break and they discuss some fun dinner conversations with him.  This week's question is about making Date time with your partner. they discuss how important it is to communicate this to your partner and that it is ok to ask for date time or nights and being specific on what you need at that time. We can't always guess what the other needs. All our links My Lifestyle US | LinktreeCheck out  Kinky Frame of Mind - Kinky Frame of Mind Get all your merchendise at  Shop Alternative Lifestyle Podcasters - FullSwapShop.com Then Check us out at  Instagram  @kinkyframeofmind • Instagram photos and videos Twitter  (1) kinkyframeofmind (@kinkyfom) / TwitterFullswap Radio Full Swap Radio – Its Not a Mood Its a LifestyleEmail  kinkyfom@gmail.com 

On the outside it appeared that Susan Wright had everything. A Suburban home, two beautiful children.. a loving husband.. but in January of 2003 her husband Jeff Wright disappeared after an altercation within the family. Was Susan as perfect as she seemed?

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and man did they start off gross! Join them on another journey through space, love, and time as they talk about nothing! 

Welcome back to Doubly Negative! On this week's episode, the boys are joined by their first-ever nonbinary guest, Dazia. As you can imagine, things get going pretty quickly with conversations about gender identity, getting banned from Disney, and the debut of the pussy check-in!If you liked this episode, please like, download, and subscribe! We have even more content available on our Patreon, you can keep up to date with our Instagram page! Both of which can be found in the link below!https://linktr.ee/DoublyNegative

Episode 92 - There she blows  - In this Episode don and Syn talk about their week and how Don is excited to get back into doing photography. Then they talk about the conversion in their house to build a studio finally. Then they get to a listener question about the change in the lifestyle to where squirting is expected and what to do if you dont squirt. Then they talk about why they think guys get to focused on it. Check out  Kinky Frame of Mind - Kinky Frame of Mind Get all your merchendise at  Shop Alternative Lifestyle Podcasters - FullSwapShop.com Then Check us out at  Instagram  @kinkyframeofmind • Instagram photos and videos Twitter  (1) kinkyframeofmind (@kinkyfom) / TwitterFullswap Radio Full Swap Radio – Its Not a Mood Its a LifestyleEmail  kinkyfom@gmail.com    

The episode on squirting we've all been waiting for, with Lola Jean, the World Record Holder for Volume Squirting (solo.). Lola is a sex educator, wrestler, and professional Domme. The two discuss penis envy, fetish of penis holding, squirting, and more! Let's Talk About It Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/letstalkaboutit_podcast Lola Jean's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lolajeandotcom Lola Jean Resources: https://lolajean.com/links Use code: TALK20 at https://switchresearch.org to get 20% off your purchase! More podcasts at WAVE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/artist/wave-podcast-network/1437831426

Meet Fatima and her alter ego Diezani as they meet different people and try to make them submissive in the bedroom. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deolububble/message

Our final Curious Girl episode is so goddamn hot we had to make it the finale. We listen in on another sexy meet-up between Layla and Cowboy and this time things get intense. Not only does he spank her red, he also ties and teases her with his fingers, mouth, and rock-hard cock... To keep the free erotic audio stories cumming please rate, review, subscribe, and share this episode. New episodes are released every Wednesday! Connect with & support us: https://www.patreon.com/cumwithus https://www.instagram.com/cumwithusofficial/ Check out The Curious Girl Diaries podcast: https://www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com/

So what an exciting show!  First we let it the cat out of the Bag that we are bringing back Krazy Winter Nights!  That will be a show all on its own but mark your calendars for Jan 15th,  We do also actually answer some questions.  We all know we all have different work schedules and our 1st couple has a problem, they work every weekend.  They want ideas on how to be able to get hook ups during the week.  We try to come up a couple of options and solutions for them.  Send us your ideas for this couple.  The second half of the show is all about a couple that out of respect for others at the club are concerned about her making a mess.  Lots of people love a squitter but not second hand.  The couple did not want to look like they were assuming they would play so did not want to bring supplies.  Give this show a listen as We believe more people might feel the same way!  want to hear all our shows?  go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336 today.Visit our paid sponsors:Visit Promescent for all your sexual wellness needs and save 15% automatically at checkout by using this link: https://bit.ly/3fkn7CU"https://bit.ly/3m7Frn2 (www.Promescent.com) http://www.smokinmeatsbbqtreats.com                                 http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com                                  http://www.fullswapshop.com                                   http://www.forbidden-omaha.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at krazy.kasbh@gmail.comTwitter:  @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)

This Week begins the first Monday of season 2. The cast reviews all the upcoming changes to the show and recent news in hip hop culture. Lizzo and Cardi B release Rumors (00:11:00) and changes coming to Only Fans (00:23:40). They explore Relly the Emcee ft. Jadakiss and what it takes for a new artist to secure fans (00:33:00). Chevaux brings up all his favorite mixtapes that were lost to the development of streaming as a main source of music consumption (00:45:55) which leads to speculation over the processes that go into clearing samples for established and new artists alike (00:50:10). Chevaux wraps the show with upcoming events in Richmond (01:05:35). Follow the show @OSSThePod. Reach out via email: Toss.pod@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/tosspod/message

Episode 87 feat. Adam, SMac and Taylor. Come send it with the boys, as we discuss, Lockdown life, SMac's homelessness, Panic buying, Parliament, Throwing fruit, Egg boy, Passive aggressive emojis, Dealing with pedophiles, Go-Kart birthday parties, Punishing kids, Trans racial's, Snitches, The invention of old people, Virgin shooters, Sledging, The Boomers bronze medal, Eddie Betts, Poor people, Fred Durst, The 90's, and much more... Please forward all complaints to: bigsendbigchat@gmail.com

Recorded On: 8/1/21 Welcome back to yet another episode of Cash Daddies. This week, the boys come back strong talking about some VERY interesting experiences, the state of the crypto market and of course, stocks to watch for this coming week. All of this and more on the latest episode of Cash Daddies. Invest at your own risk!   Check out Cash Daddies Internet: Twitter: https://twitter.com/cashdaddiespod​ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cashdaddies... DISCORD: https://discord.gg/gQjqq8meyr​ REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/CashDaddies/   Howie Dewey's Internet YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClDS...​ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/howiedewey/...​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/howie_dewey​​​​ ​ Chris Neff's Internet: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/horsetooth/​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisneffcomedy ​ Sam Tripoli's Internet: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripoli/​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/RoninSamTripoli​ Website: https://samtripoli.com​ ​ Evan Hand's Internet:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evan_hand/​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Evan_Hand​ Website: https://evanhand.myportfolio.com/

Hoe Tales Are the stories of strange, unusual, scary, funny good or bad sexual encounters. In this episode we talk with the official "Off The Grid" DJ. About 2 sex gone wrong incidents!Recorded in Puerto Rico raw and uncut!

Welcome to the Full Service Podcast! This week I sit down with San Diego based sex worker Clover. We discuss her start in sex work in NYC, working in companionship, writing and producing her own porn, and why community is so vital to her work. We talk Marvel, her love of Hawaii, the importance of taking breaks, why porn gifs are better than porn, and look at what goes into planning a twenty week tour. This interview with Clover was so much fun and I know you'll enjoy it! You can follow her on Twitter at @CloverSquirts and check out her Onlyfans here.  You can follow Full Service on IG & Twitter at @fullservicepod. You can follow me on Twitter at @tankfunkadelic. If you would like to be on the podcast or would like to share your story, email us at fullservicepod@gmail.com.  Thanks so much for listening! Please Rate, Review and Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and tell your friends! Intro/Outro: John Ricatelli Full Service Podcast Patreon Atlanta Spa Shootings Gofundme Links Momentum Intimacy

You may know Audrey Stewart from crushing stages all over the country, but did you know she's a full blown SQUIRTER?!? Follow Audrey on IG: @AudreyStewIsArt Rate & Review this podcast AND check out the Patreon for bonus episodes!!!! www.patreon.com/towerbottom --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/goodsodpod/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodsodpod/support

Episode 21 of Craicing Up: We are friends again. This week we talk about John running a marathon in denim shorts, Squirting and Fiona wrote a new jingle for the podcast.

Fanfics read: Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin) Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Wolley Now, hear me out. Don't immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of this Season that will have guests, and it's due to multiple factors. 1) They wrote the damn story and 2) one of them is a FNF staff member so we made an exception in this case. Also we had this planned out, like, almost a month in advance, and even then it almost didn't happen due to timing and technical difficulties. ANYWAYS, we read about Markiplier fucking a chair. Then we read about queefs. Then we answered naked opinions questions for a bit cause I think we may have run out of funny but apparently we didn't so it's still worth listening to. I dunno dude, I still can't get over the chair fucking thing. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/25/season-11-episode-16-my-nana-was-a-squirter-oy/

Zac Amico and Ian Fidance join Ralph Sutton and Big Jay Oakerson for round 2 of the Squirt Off challenge on The SDR Show! Zac and Ian will split up and team up with Ralph and Jay to play the "Cum Face" game where they'll see who can jerk the toy off faster. The team that loses the round will have to send their captain (either Ralph or Jay) to their "punishment." They will then be brought into the other room and squirted on by their female team mate - either Natasha Starr or Stella Carter! As always, things get a little crazy!(Air Date: March 31st, 2021)Support our sponsors!bit.ly/3kV0aI9 - Click here or go to HempireDirect.com and use promo code: GASFLOWER to get 50% off any of their Delta8 bud!You can watch The SDR Show LIVE for FREE every Wednesday and Saturday at 9pm ET at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/LIVEOnce you're there you can sign up at GaSDigitalNetwork.com with promo code: SDR for a 14-day FREE trial with access to every SDR show ever recorded! On top of that you'll also have the same access to ALL the shows that GaS Digital Network has to offer!Follow the whole show on social media!Zac AmicoInstagram: https://instagram.com/zacisnotfunnyIan FidanceTwitter: https://twitter.com/ianimal69Instagram: https://instagram.com/ianimal69Natasha StarrTwitter: https://twitter.com/natashastarr69Instagram: https://instagram.com/natashastarr69OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/natashastarr69Stella CarterTwitter: https://twitter.com/stellacarterxxxInstagram: https://instagram.com/realstellacarterOnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/stellacarterxxxRalph SuttonTwitter: https://twitter.com/iamralphsuttonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamralphsutton/Big Jay OakersonTwitter: https://twitter.com/bigjayoakersonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson/The SDR ShowTwitter: https://twitter.com/theSDRshowInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesdrshow/GaS Digital NetworkTwitter: https://twitter.com/gasdigitalInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gasdigital/

WAZZUP MFS WE GOT MCDONS RUNNINN THRU OUR VEINS SO U KNOW THE VIBEZ BOUTTA BE ON. WE GOT MELISSA AKA MEL MEL AKA LUCERNE VALLEY GOAT IN THE ROOM. WE TELL HELLA LIL MAN AKA TAY SOUL STORIES AND ALL HIS 5 FOOT SHENANIGANS. JK TAY WE LUV U BUT U BE DOIN SUM DUMB SHIDD SUMTIMES. BERT VIBEZ MAD FUCKED UP WE THIS THIS MF DYIN ON US. HIS AWAKE APNEA MACHINE DEADASS GAVE OUT AND THE MCDONS TOOK THE WHEEL AND DROVE HIM STRAIGHT TO CLEEP TOWN. IAN VIBEZ FINALLY BACK UP HE WAZ MISSIN HIS BIG BRO ET BUT THEY LINKED NOW HE FEELIN REJUVINATED. LMAO CATCH YALL NEXT WEEK. RIP OUR INTERN SHE GOT FIRED SO HARD SHE MOVED TO THE NEXT CITY SMH WHAT CAN YA DO

Mila Myles (New York State of Mindfulness podcast) is on the podcast this week and they finally answer your most burning sex questions: What is knuckling? Can everyone squirt? And is sex better on shrooms? Ashley catches a woman she once hooked up with in a lie, and we debate whether and what to text her. Gara bangs in front of the empire state building. Mila Myles can be found on IG @MilaMiles & on twitter @mila_doesitNewsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodcast@ashgavs on ig and twitter. @ashgavscomedy on tiktok.@garararararara on ig. @queerdancebaby on tiktok.

The fellas are back with a wild episode! On today's episode we welcome Nicole to the show. Lets say things get very interesting. Press play and thanks for the continued support!Producer Credits: Armand Beats/ Vysion RecordsSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/VFTB)

Another Buck Episode. His first interview has been a fan favorite since it went up, so we brought him back for some more yarns to spin. It definitely gets raunchy, and the topics are, shall I say, a little "fluid", and I even got in on it! Listen at your own risk! Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving!

HEY GUYS! In this week's episode of Real & Rough we get into all things porn! LOL We discuss making our own movies with our partners, watching porn during sex, squirting, toe sucking, and selling our own movies. We asked our followers to send us their dirtiest sexual fantasies and their stories of getting caught! We share some of our personal stories and answer these questions along side our followers, followed by our truth or drink round. Don't forget to keep up with us on IG @realandrough_podcast!

Энэ дугааарт Цээгий, Золоо хоёртой хамт MOTR болон Har Maf Hargis Huchirhiilel Label-ийн үүсгэн байгуулагч 168 ярилцаж байна. Бид гурав секс фантаз, 168-ийн Зураач, 100 Сая мөн Бэлэг Эрхтэн дуунуудын тухай хүүрнэлээ.Бид нарыг дагаарай:Цээгий - https://www.instagram.com/tsengelp/Золоо-https://www.instagram.com/zolocomedian/168- https://instagram.com/leninnnn/https://soundcloud.com/tengis-khangalhttps://www.facebook.com/tengis.khangalMusic by - https://www.instagram.com/timetravelchaos/Intro video by - https://www.instagram.com/tugrikdollareuro/Recorded & edited by - https://www.instagram.com/podcast.solutions/0:55 Зочны гуншин.2:02 "Зураач" уран бүтээлийн тухай.5:06 Бага насны кекс төсөөлөл.6:54 Кекс уран бүтээлүүдээр ухааруулахуй.10:18 Зуун сая дууны тухай.12:10 Чиний муужгай.13:33 Брэнд бүжгийн, кексийн хөдөлгөөн.15:45 Эротик кино.16:30 Золоогийн кекс Фантазийн хязгаарууд.19:04 Тэнгисийн фантази.23:00 Цээгийгийн фантази.24:29 Фантази Золоо.25:00 Сонсож таашаал авах.26:11 Кексийн дундуурх гоё үгс.27:51 Тэнгисд ямар төрлийн эмэгтэйчүүд таалагддаг вэ?28:51 Дуртай байрлалууд.30:50 Squirter man Тэнгис32:55 Тавих тавиулах.34:35 Тэнгисийн нинжин сэтгэлийн үзүүр дэх кекс.35:36 МУ-ын гавьяат муужгайчин.36:40 Заваан гэчээнүүдийг хүндэл.39:26 Кекс бол биеийн хэлэмж.40:49 Тулаад байнашдээ.41:30 Тэнгисийн бүтэлгүй кексүүд болон түүний бэлгийн сулрал.45:00 Кексийн халуун дотно харилцаа.48:00 168-ийн дараагийн уран бүтээлүүд.49:26 Насны зөрүүний талаар.52:30 Кексийн талаарх харилцааг нийгэмд илүү нээлттэй болгох хэрэгтэй.54:15 Кексийн үнэ цэнэ.1:00:56 Сонин юм даа муужгайгаа идүүлэх дургүй байх юм.1:02:04 Кексийн чухал тохиолдлууд.1:04:30 Кексийн боловсрол Монголд хөгжихийн төлөө.

This episode talks a lot about beans, and it's kinda hard to explain... but we promise it is funny! Some of the topics we touch on include: What would wipe out a Victorian Era child (thanks to cal_gif on twitter for the idea), another edition of the Corporate Coronavirus Update, a big and pumpable gallon of ketchup, beans on tap, your own private bean-cave, and making a Victorian Era child wear special Bean-Jeans to make a living. See, tough to explain. POWERED BY PODDECKS - For 10% off your first order use code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com Use our socials to submit topics, questions, Sword Watch articles, or Liquor Store Reviews! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

Squirting, the female ejaculation. This episode I share my story on discovering I can squirt ( and yes ladies, you can all do it with enough practice) and talking about my sexperiences with squirting on my partner. I also share one of my all time favorite stories from college, about watching a girl squirt so hard it was like a fire hydrant! So climb up in your favorite bean bag, turn the volume down low, maybe light some sensual candles, and get ready for some epic story time. Go follow our IG @I_Peg_Your_Pardon, and answer this weeks question..... "What is the male equivalent, of squirting" Please don't say cumming because I want you to be creative with it!!!

Susan, Robyn, and Squirter discuss Our Franklin over shots of Myers.  Music by Ross Bugden Visit his YouTube page! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQKGLOK2FqmVgVwYferltKQ

Talk dat shit goes in with 2 couples

Squirter Milf Riding A BBC To Orgasm

THE CHAT: · ‘90s Rock · Personal Training & Nutrition · Birthplace / Hometown – Outskirts of DC · High School Academics, Sports, Relationships · Jobs Before Adult Biz · Webcamming · Getting into the Biz · Shoots: DEEPER w/ KYLE MASON, BLACKED w/ JACK SLAYER · Culinary Skills · THE CANNABIS CAFÉ Restaurant · Social Media SOCIAL MEDIA: · Instagram: morganrainofficial · Twitter: RealMorganRain · Website: morganrain.com

The boys are back in town and are seeing clearly in 2020 vision. Dick gets hard and tries stand up. J.R. goes off and looks like Anger from inside out. Nick is not a rapper so stop rapping at him and Ryan does nothing new(new year, same me). The boys also talk charity donations, upcoming events and potential giveaways so you don't want to miss it!

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This week, Moses, Lex and Dave are joined their family B.Davis(instagram.com/william11_) who happens to be in town for the holidays.  They gives their thoughts on "Purple Haze 2" album, Curren$y new project, having an internet outage, are you the type to kick a man while he's down, your loyalty to your barber and many more!! Bored?? Check it out!!! Follow us: twitter.com/dirty_water_NC facebook.com/dirtywaterpodcast instagram.com/dirtywater_podcast instagram.com/dirtywater_daveb instagram.com/dirtywater_lex Contact: dirtywaterpodcast@gmail.com SHARE LIKE COMMENT & RATE ON APPLE!!!

This interview with adult star Karla Kush is a perfect example of the range HRU has. Holly and Karla start off with a very serious conversation about motherhood and pressures of career and childbearing on the modern woman, to squirting and the endless debate on whether or not it's real or just pee. A delightful episode that covers topics that are polar opposites, Karla keeps it honest but always interesting!  Support our show by supporting our sponsors! Give yourself support this season with a supplement boost to feel your healthiest. Visit takecareof.com and use code Holly50 for your special offer of 50% off!  Want more from this podcast? Get access to tons of perks by joining my Patreon! We have exclusive bonus content with stars such as Eliza Ibarra, Alex Grey, Scarlett Sage and Molly Stewart, and Holly has her own behind-the-scenes podcast with her hilarious PM Eva, you gotta listen! Also watch the show live and get cool gifts like signed prints. Join our community now at Patreon.com/hollyrandallunfiltered Don't forget you can always email us at hollyrandallunfiltered@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at (424) 216-6967 and we just might play it on the air (keep it short and sweet please). 

After fleeing the cold and damp of jolly old England at the age of twenty one, Jet spent fifteen years in Chicago living a mostly mundane life until a divorce changed her life. After fourteen years and two marriages without ever achieving an orgasm, she discovered that she was not actually frigid but indeed was multiorgasmic. During the next year she experimented and made a point of acting out every fantasy she and her lovers could imagine. In 2010 when she was fifty, Jet tried dating a little on the mundane dating sites, but had no luck finding anyone suitable. From dabbling her toes in the Kink universe Jet then blossomed, exploring her sexuality even further as she let go all her inhibitions and became a squirter and then a gusher. At the age of seventy Jet continues to expand her horizons and feels she is just now starting to reach her sexual peak, and intends to party hearty until she drops, hopefully with a huge smile on her face. https://www.kinkycast.com/archive/2019-archive/293---milady_jet---age-has.html

sexual debate ...... even til this day some men still debate about women squirter's.... what is it they ask...hmmmm.

WARNING: FOR ADULTS ONLY "MS. Creamy" Details Sleeping With a married man, Her first time squirting, Men not being able to keep up and a New Face Book Game

Jarrett is gone this week due to [REDACTED], but we somehow managed to record what is, simultaneously, the most and least wholesome episode we've ever done. So strap into the Science Rainbow Train and listen as Mark jettisons inconsiderate tenants, John invents the most ominous Olympics, and Kelsey revolutionizes dance clubs. Suck it Jarrett!   Also: Dinosaur Dungarees, "The" Snäke, and Opus Apple 

Host Episode! Bryde & Jeremie talk fantasizing to real vs. fake memories, astrological erogenous zones, latest media opportunities, and take a good stab at a brain boner from a lister who wants some love advice. Also, this Mother’s Day, take the opportunity to find out whether pelvic floor tension runs in the family.

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Our guest is Brooke Brouillard, a quiet, inconspicuous blonde with a neat party trick- she squirts. Brooke hangs out in the bedroom and dishes on everything about her work and tosses in a fun true story for the laugh.

024: Warning: explicit content. Listen to internationally revered female sexuality experts Muffy & Prof Hank educate you on the magical topic of squirting. Is it just pee? Where does it come from? Will it destroy the patriarchy? Will Blunt Mommy ever squirt? Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links including Patreon for exclusive uncensored content. Thank you to Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast for the bonza intro. Promos for #nooffense podcast & Jokes & Hightops podcast.

On Episode 27 the guys discuss Drake and his little 14 year old gal pal, Kourtney dating a Haitian, Bert and Ernie being gay, Kanye addressing Drake & Nick Cannon, The Superbowl and more. Topics Included: Ghosting, First time making a woman cum, Squirter or Non squirter, Broke dudes get more play than dues with money?, Cheating on your barber & more

This episode was truly just us hanging out and talking as friends and we just let you the listener kick it with up. The Sex Doll Brothel was ixnayed by the city of Toronto. Anthony finally shared Transformers: The Movie with his kids. We get extra mannish and discuss famous ladies we would get down with. Do y’all remember TRL? It really was important to music in its day. Mom’s are hot and some folk be fucking up and missing out on it. Weed legalization is an interesting money-making opportunity. We are trying to find Oatly brand Oat Milk to taste test, no success yet. Halloween prep has begun in earnest. Luckily Ant has a lady who can do the dang thing when it comes to carving pumpkins. Tidal shifts are an insane thing to witness in person. Tee discusses that and a general overview of Maine. Drone shots make the TV and Movie making game a more level playing field. We discuss getting married, weddings, and marriage in general as it relates to honesty in relationships. A tiny bit of Simpsons chat and the future of the show going forward. Tatum l TAYREL713 l Lunchbox l Gabe DOWNLOADS l RSS l Apple Podcast l Google Play l Spotify l TuneIn l Facebook l Twitter l YouTube l Stitcher l Email l Amazon Wish List l Merch l Patreon PHONE l 216-302-8763 #Comedy #Culture #PodernFamily #Podcast #Lunch #200PublicSquare #Cafe200 #Pinball #Canada #Toronto #Ontario #WUAB #SexDollBrothel #Transformers #SpiceGirls #SportySpice #PoshSpice #MelB #JLo #MTV #TRL #Pregnancy #TheGlow #Shoes #RedBottoms #ChristianLouboutin #MariahCarey #Beyonce #JayZ #Nsynq #BritneySpears #98Degrees #NickLachey #JessicaSimpson #Michigan #RecreationalMarijuana #OatmealStout #Oatly #OatMilk #Halloween #Turducken #Maine #DroneVideography #Marriage #Weddings #Relationships #Communication #TheSimpsons #HomeratthePlate #AFishCalledSelma #StarkRavingDad

Well would you look at that they released another episode. This week Sunny asks a question about epiphanies and Rudeboy and Florez discuss squirters. The boys answer an email about Tinder and Tinder relationships and much more. If you have any questions you would like the boys to answer please email them at wearegetsidetracked@gmail.com! Don't forget to like, rate, review, follow on Facebook, Instagram, Soundcloud and iTunes or where you listen to your podcasts. This episode is proudly brought to you by www.3rsupplements.com.au Intro music credited to Scribe "Say It Again" Outro music credited to Parliament "Flashlight"

This is a weird one folks. Now, before you even listen, know that I am OK. I made it out fine with just an extra ear (you’ll have to listen to figure out what that means). But this episode has really made me reflect on all of you wonderful listeners out there, be you KetchHead, Squirter, … Continue reading "42 – The KetchGod Cometh"

So soon, but here they are again! Crabb and Sales discuss hospital visits, the Missing Richard Simmons podcast plus new books and TV. Inadvertently Crabb's mum, Christobel, becomes the first ever Chat 10 Looks 3 phone interview. Who is the mysterious Tony Jones look-a-like who is hanging around?Sydney Children's Hospital - website- see also the Starlight Room Broadcast - things to do in Hospital.Missing Richard Simmons - Podcast'Missing Richard Simmons,' the Morally Suspect Podcast - by Amanda Hess, NYT, 2017 Mar 14What Happened When I Confronted My Cruellest Troll - by Lindy West (via Guardian 3 Feb 2015)Shrill: Notes From A Loud Woman - by Lindy WestEileen - by Ottessa MoshfeghNotes on a Scandal - Zoe HellerListen, Liberal: What Ever Happened to the Party of the People? - by Thomas FrankThe Art of Rivalry - by Sebastian SmeeThe First American: The Life and Times of Benjamin Franklin - H.W. Brands(held in quite a few Australian libraries, see Trove holdings.)This is Us - NBC dramaSwiss Family Robinson - Audiobook

  Holy Hell Jeffrory is back! You might recall him from episode 1 of this very same podcast when things were, well…less insane. We dine on some Saint’s Sin Harissa Ketchup, discuss wine and yeast cultivation, clink around some ice, and take some of the most insane Squirt Line calls ever! Buckle in and Catsup! … Continue reading "35 – Jeffrory II: The Original Squirter"

Hellooooooo out there all my K.S.B’s! Seth Chromick is on this week’s episode and boy does he have some great insight for humanity. We chow down on some curly fries and Portland brand organic ketchup while discuss our upcoming trip to Portland. The Squirt Line gives us an update from Don as well as a … Continue reading "15 – Mister Seth"

On this segment on Ask Yee, one caller is upset that her son and her husband do not get along. Another caller is annoyed that his girlfriend is a squirter in bed.

BOO!! This week, the self-proclaimed “Scary Person” Tracy Buchman joins me for this special SPOoOoOKY Halloween episode. We take some spooky phone calls as well as tell our own spooky stories. Let’s Catsup! Check out Tracy’s podcast ‘Geeky Discovery.’ Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

  GUESS WHAT! Ketchup Butt!!! I am joined this week by Marcus! He’s such a fun guy and it’s a delight to catch up with him. We take some controversial calls from the Squirt Line and have some Spicy Mike’s Ketchup. Let’s Catsup! Don’t forget to call in to the Squirt Line 419-7-SQUIRT. SUBSCRIBE

Ugh, where to even begin. Imagine a real life Pinata, only filled with STD's and a boob job that was done by someone who was visually impaired (unless she specifically asked for tits that looked like water balloons filled with cement.) Then pour that concoction into a 14 peso turquoise dress that has cut outs so you can see her cesarian scars. She was there with her boyfriend/producer who looked like Ricky Martin's little brother if he was missing a chromosome. I had to take 12 showers after this one. She should come with one of those Yuk man stickers I used to have on my fridge when I was little, with a hotline you could call if you ever by accident swallowed her.

Kid Welcomes longtime punching bag Mr. Kleen. His partner sitting in the love seat with him is Eckler who makes a great return. We also present Blanco and Double D's aka Aquagirl. We love butterfly tatoo's and Aquagirl has an amazing one on her titties.

A packed house for the GDS. Kid Welcomes longtime punching bag Mr. Kleen. His partner sitting in the love seat with him is Eckler who makes a great return. We also present Blanco and Double D's aka Aquagirl. We love butterfly tatoo's and Aquagirl has an amazing one on her titties. We get the details on how Aquagirl squirts all over the fuckin' place and doesn't even think twice about her juices blasting all over a guy. Oh yeah, somone is completely blown too. Go Deep.

MuuMuu, Laundry Stories, Microwave, Soapbox Derby, Camping, Suggestions, Ball Talk, Wife Beating, King James, Beckham, Randy Johnson, Father-in-law Beating, Pete Rose, AUDIBLE.COM, World Of Crazy, George Michael, Semen Squirter, Donald Duck Groper, Toad Kissing

Enhanced or basic.  how to you take your podcast.  Paulie explain the differences and how to make sure you can keep on getting our podcast.  You don't want to miss out of a single minute!       Paulie and Evan will have your sides splitting this week.  They get right into the news and it all about the men this wee,  George Takai (Sulu to those of you in the know) Bruce Willis and George Michael are the topics of conversation.  Is it OK to not F&$k your partner even though he is begging for it?  Paulie and Evan will answer this probing question.  Evan's DVD reviews this week include a classic!  He first reviews "Manifesto" by Raging Stallion which both Paulie and van agree is Hot, Hot Hot and gets rated 4 huge splats!   The second is a blast from the past.  Originally released in 1984, "Steam Heat" by Falcon video proves that the old classics can still stand up to time and make you stand up too!  Evan and Paulie rate this a solid 3 splats.  Paulie has the ultimate toy for you.  It's the The Squirter with Jizz Lube by Boy Toyz.  This does it all and Paulie asks with this why find a boyfriend?   Don't forget your turn ons and turn offs and listener email.  we want to hear from you!  Evan wraps this week's podcast up with his addition to his M2F2 series with "Out There" by The Velmas.  You can find this on music.podshow.com

Enhanced or basic.  how to you take your podcast.  Paulie explain the differences and how to make sure you can keep on getting our podcast.  You don't want to miss out of a single minute!       Paulie and Evan will have your sides splitting this week.  They get right into the news and it all about the men this wee,  George Takai (Sulu to those of you in the know) Bruce Willis and George Michael are the topics of conversation.  Is it OK to not F&$k your partner even though he is begging for it?  Paulie and Evan will answer this probing question.  Evan's DVD reviews this week include a classic!  He first reviews "Manifesto" by Raging Stallion which both Paulie and van agree is Hot, Hot Hot and gets rated 4 huge splats!   The second is a blast from the past.  Originally released in 1984, "Steam Heat" by Falcon video proves that the old classics can still stand up to time and make you stand up too!  Evan and Paulie rate this a solid 3 splats.  Paulie has the ultimate toy for you.  It's the The Squirter with Jizz Lube by Boy Toyz.  This does it all and Paulie asks with this why find a boyfriend?   Don't forget your turn ons and turn offs and listener email.  we want to hear from you!  Evan wraps this week's podcast up with his addition to his M2F2 series with "Out There" by The Velmas.  You can find this on music.podshow.com