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Neeley and Chris are back with tales from the week! Neeley caught Dave Landau's comedy show, Chris hit the Cleveland Crunch playoff game, and they both bitched about parking prices. Chris also lays into the Sydney Sweeney movie IMMACULATE. Plus, hear about Neeley's car shopping escapades. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #ComedyChat #SoccerTalk #FilmReview #CarNewsDave Landau comedy review, Cleveland Crunch playoff update, Immaculate movie rant, new car shopping, parking cost complaints, Neeley and Chris show, uncensored audio, weekly metal podcast, shock jock discussion, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris talking Def Leppard dropping stadium tours for casino shows—sellout or genius? They also get into the REO Speedwagon drama, with the band's retrospective missing Kevin Cronin. Plus, they review new music from Robin Trower and Monolith, the latest project from ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike Mangini. No PC crap, just pure metal madness! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging action!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #DefLeppard #REOSpeedwagon #RobinTrower #MikeMangini
Tom Does Disney: We check back in with Tom Does Disney for the fallout of his arrest and court. Also ripping some Pokemon packs!? Jamison Newlander: Friend of the show and other half of the Frog Brothers, Jamison Newlander congratulates Jim and Them on getting their Youtube channel back. Terrence Howard: Terrence Howard rants about not giving your man card up for Hollywood and throws the challenge out to all of his haters. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, COSMO!, HE'S CHINESE!, BOOGIE NIGHTS!, RICK SPRINGFIELD!, JESSIE'S GIRL!, IMMORTALS!, IT'S REAL!, SHOTGUN VAPE!, MAGIC OF A THEME PARK!, TOM DOES DISNEY!, ARREST!, FALLOUT!, FOLLOW UP!, ARGUMENTS!, LIVE!, TOXIC!, COURT!, LOCKED OUT!, EPCOT!, HANGING!, LONELY!, TRASH CAN!, PONTIFICATING!, BLAME EVERYONE ELSE!, NO RESPONSIBILITY!, EXPLANATION!, THEME PARK MUSIC!, COMPLAINING!, DEPRESSING!, SELF REFLECTION!, GROWTH!, HELL OR HIGH WATER!, CAMEO!, ERIK!, LOST BOYS!, FROG BROTHERS!, JAMISON NEWLANDER!, WINDY PARK!, HOUSE!, HERO!, FAN!, CONGRATULATIONS!, DOES HE KNOW!?, JIM AND THEM!, POP CULTURE!, 2020-EPIC!, ERIK!, TIMELINE!, OBAMNA!, HAIRSPRAY!, NIKKI BLONSKY!, TOILET!, GROSS!, TERRENCE HOWARD!, RAMBLINGS!, BEING A MAN!, SCIENCE!, MAN CARD!, GETTING FUCKED!, HOLLYWOOD!, PERVERTS!, JUSTIN BIEBER!, P DIDDY!, ILLUMINATI!, INSIDE LOOK!, RATIONALE!, HUSTLE AND FLOW!, NOMINATED!, FUTURE PERVERT!, HIDING BEHIND A KEYBOARD!, ACTOR PENIS! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW brings the heat with Neeley and Chris talking about how fans always ask about random shows from their band days—and how they fake remembering them! They drop some insane stories about hanging with bands and the wildest backstage moments they've seen. No filter, no mercy—just pure heavy metal chaos for your ears. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging insanity!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #BandLife #ClassicMetalShow #BackstageStories #HeavyMetal
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it to 11 with Neeley and Chris diving into the new sexual assault charges against Russell Brand—truth or a takedown? They also unpack a podcaster's ballsy invasion of a protected island and a transgender "woman" who says Libs Of TikTok doxxed "her" but won't quit posting, even if it screws "her" life. No PC crap, just pure, unfiltered metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #RussellBrand #ClassicMetalShow #LibsOfTikTok #UncensoredTalk
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris tearing through their batshit weeks. Neeley's car hunt gets gritty, and he shares a wild robbery story from an employee. Chris drops truth bombs about the Crunch podcast and why a desk job would be his personal hell. No filters, no mercy—just pure, uncensored metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Hit follow and bang your head to the chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ClassicMetalShow #HeavyMetalTalk #UncensoredRants #ShockJock
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S4 Ep#1Want to be a guest on the podcast? Send Andrew a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/member/anonymousandrewpodcastPlease buy me a cup of coffee!Proud Member of the Podmatch Network!SummaryIn this episode, Andrew and Paul discuss the evolution of modern dating, the role of neuro-linguistic programming (NLP) in personal development, and share personal experiences in navigating relationships. They explore the dynamics of attraction, the impact of online dating, and practical approaches to meeting potential partners in real life. The conversation emphasizes the importance of confidence, understanding women's behavior, and the significance of testing interest in dating scenarios. In this conversation, Paul Bauer discusses the Red Pill movement, its origins, and its implications for men's relationships and dating. He explains the concept of beta-tization, detailing how men can lose attraction in relationships and how to navigate challenges such as shit tests. Bauer also introduces his book, 'Get Her to Fuck You,' aimed at helping men revitalize their relationships, and shares strategies for successful first dates. In this conversation, Andrew and Paul explore the complexities of dating, relationships, and the societal expectations surrounding them. They discuss the dynamics of attraction, the impact of breakups, and the role of government in personal relationships. The dialogue emphasizes the importance of self-discovery and building connections within a community, particularly for men navigating the dating landscape.Paul Bauer's Info:https://www.fixdeadbedrooms.com/You can find all his books on his website!YouTubeFacebookIG TiktokXA Production of the Anonymous Andrew Podcast StudiosDigital Dating PodcastCultimatum PodcastThe Weekend Rant Podcast©All rights reserved
Crank it up, metal freaks! On this savage episode of THE SETH WILLIAMS SHOW, Seth goes full thrash on chatroom posers raging against Trump. He slams their blind hate and drops truth bombs about the President's tariff game. Then, it's a brutal showdown with Chris over a Biden $5 overdraft fee cap—keep it or trash it? This is uncensored shock jock madness at its finest. Hit play, bang your head, and shout "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!" Follow for more!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#SethWilliamsPodcast #TrumpHateRant #MetalVibes #ShockJock #TariffTalk
Chris, obsessed with COAST TO COAST AM, brings Neeley along to unpack a dude claiming he's a horse in a human body. THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks the volume with uncensored rants, heavy metal attitude, and jaw-dropping absurdity. It's wild, it's shocking, and it's 100% not for the faint-hearted. Plug in for the chaos—Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow now and dive into the metal mayhem!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ShockTalk #CoastToCoastAM #UncensoredAudio #ClassicMetalShow
Rescue and patchwork relationship.B Book 3 in 18 parts, y FinalStand. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels.Loving your enemy is easy, you know precisely where both of you stand(Right where we left off)The closest Marine had been waiting for me to finish my bonding moment with Menner before speaking. He walked and talked like an officer."You are certainly Mr. Cáel Nyilas," he nodded. "I'm Lt. Robeson, United States Marine Corps. I would like to take you and your party home. What is the situation?""Lieutenant, this young lady is Aya Ruger. She was kidnapped along-side me and managed to kill over twenty of our enemies, so be careful around her." I was deadly serious about what I said. Aya should get proper credit for all the people she sedated then drowned. Dead was dead, even if it was accidental."These two," I pointed to Zhen and Mu, "are Lúsìla ninda and Amar, Taiwanese nationals suffering some shock from the abrupt crash landing of the aircraft. They don't seem to know why they were kidnapped, but they were instrumental in aiding Aya and me making it to shore during the typhoon.""If you say so, Sir," he nodded. He did believe me, yet a soldier was taught to be skeptical of anything a civilian told him about a military situation. "The bodies?""Those are the corpses we found after the storm. I decided we should attempt to place them in your custody so you can figure out who they are," I suggested."Sir, I don't think we can let civilians keep their weapons aboard the flight," the Marine Lt. stated since I had both a pistol and submachine gun, Aya had her pistol and Zhen had her and Mu's blades. A Marine NCO sent a party to gather the dead."Marine, I am Cáel Nyilas, Irish diplomat, freebooter and Champion of the worst possible causes," I began my spiel."You probably have some orders concerning bringing me in alive. I am not so constrained and am more than willing to steal this aircraft and fly back to Hawaii without you. My team keeps their weapons, or you give me your best shot, right now," I met his gaze. He mulled over his options. Two Romanians and two Marines were starting to load the ad hoc body bags aboard the C-37B."Normally I don't take that kind of crap from a civilian and I don't want you to think I'm making an exception because of your Security Clearance. I'll let your people keep your weapons, but if something goes wrong, I'm shooting you first," he assured me."Done deal," I offered my hand and he shook it."Oh and Happy Tibetan Independence Day," he congratulated me."What?" I gasped. Rescue and patchwork relationships{6 pm, Sunday, August 17th ~ 22 Days to go}{11 pm Sunday, Aug. 17th (Havenstone Time)}{And just this once, 11am Monday, Aug. 18th Beijing Time}"Oh and Happy Tibetan Independence Day;, nice work.," the Marine congratulated me."What?""How is that possible?" muttered Mu."Yippee!! No more burning monks," Aya fist-pumped. Personally, I think she did that for the enjoyment of our guardians and to piss off Zhen and Mu just a tiny bit more.(Mandarin) "Brother," Zhen studied her brother's pained expression. "What has gone wrong?"(Mandarin) "The province of Tibet apparently has broken away," he groused. In English, to the Marine Lieutenant he repeated, "How is this possible?""I take it you didn't know Peace Talks had broken out?" he grinned. I doubted the Lt. bought my 'these are my two Taiwanese cobelligerents' story, but belief was above his pay grade, so he didn't give a shit."Yes," Mu mumbled, "we knew of the proposed cease-fire.""Yes, you mean both sides actually honored it?" I added. I really had been out things for a while."Nearly two days ago, noon, Peking Time, the People's Republic of China and the Khanate put a six month cease-fire into effect which has remained intact for forty-one," he looked at his watch, "forty-one and a half hours." He was being a cock to the petulant Mu. No one called Beijing 'Peking' anymore. I had even ordered Beijing Duck on several menus. Peking was the height of Western Imperialist thinking, or so it looked to Mu.(Mandarin) "He is yanking your chain, Mu," I explained. "You are looking pissed off at being rescued, which isn't doing my alibi for you much good.""My apology," Mu nodded to the lieutenant. "Is there any news from the Republic of China? Are they free as well?" That was nice of Mu to call Taiwan by its pet name, the ROC."Not yet," he patted Mu's unwounded leg, "but with the utter shellacking the Khanate put on the People's Navy (really the People's Liberation Army Navy, but the Marine was getting his shots in) it is only a matter of time."I had been translating in a low voice to the V nători de munte in order for them to keep up with the conversation. They all started laughing. The Marines joined in. There was a huge joke here that we had missed out on while stranded.(Romanian) "So, ask them if they know where their aircraft carrier is," Menner chuckled. Most Romanians had grown up knowing of only one China.Me: (Romanian) "What!"A Naval Corpsman who didn't know Romanian, but knew 'aircraft carrier' just fine jumped in: "Oh yeah, the missing Chinese Aircraft carrier," she chortled.Mu: "What!"I'd only been gone two and a half days. What the hell had been going on?(What had transpired in my absence and the subsequent consequences)(Notes:P R C = People's Republic of China; PLA = People's Liberation Army;P L A N = People's Liberation Army Navy;P L A A F = People's Liberation Army Air Force;R O C = the Republic of China {aka Taiwan, aka Chinese Taipei, aka the "other China"};The First Unification War {aka what the Khanate did to China in 2014};Truce lasts from August 16th 2014 until February 15th, 2015 = 183 days)There are several classic blunders grownups should know to avoid: never fight a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and, if you are going to cross a master thief, first make sure you have nothing of value. For the land war in Asia, check with my partner, the Khanate. Substituting Black Hand for Sicilian ~ check with Ajax, use an Ouija board. So far, destiny was batting .500.The last blunder I created entirely on my own, but I felt it was the true and right response for the circumstances. So witness the Six Families of the Ninja and the greatest theft in all of recorded history.In the closing hours of the First Unification War, as in many wars, some serious theft was going on; mainly it was the People's Republic getting fleeced.The most obvious and immediate blows came in the Spratlys and Parcel Islands where Khanate forces (actually, elements from all the JIKIT players) seized the key island in the Parcel chain, Woody Island, and secured the P L A N base the Chinese had created there, including the 2,700 meter runway built there in the 1990's. The 1,443 Chinese civilians and 600 military inhabitants in the area were incidental complications and the survivors were about to be 'repatriated' to the mainland anyway; the Khanate didn't want them hanging around as they prepared for the inevitable end of the six-month truce.Yes, the Khanate had stolen the most important island airfield ~ an unsinkable carrier really ~ in the South China Sea. It was also the northern end of the potential People's Republic of China's stranglehold on the east-west sea lanes between East Asia and the rest of the World, i.e., roughly 25% of all global trade.The southern end? That would be the Spratlys. There are few 'real' islands in that 'island group' and only two worth having: the artificial one the P L A N was building and the one the ROC has a 1200 meter airfield on. That artificial island and every other PRC/P L A N outpost in the region was also stolen by the Khanate between 4 a.m. and noon of that final day of active conflict.Every geological feature that had been the basis for the PRC's claims to all of the South China Sea was now in Khanate hands. Considering how much the P L A N had bullied everyone else in that portion of the globe, the Khanate taking over their geopolitical position was incredibly awkward. It was going to get worse.Technically, the Khanate hadn't stolen the P L A N 'South Sea Fleet' (SSF); they'd blown the fuck out of it, including sinking the sole fully-functioning P L A N carrier Liaoning as well as five of the nine destroyers and six of the nineteen frigates in her battle group. The Liaoning and one destroyer had died in those last few hours as the SSF was racing for the relative safety of Philippine waters ~ so close, but no cigar.So the Khanate had stolen the ability of the P L A N to project power in the South China Sea until February 15th, 2015 when the U N brokered truce ended. But that was not the epic theft, though. That distinction went to the Ninja. What did they steal? A semi-functional Chinese nuclear powered super-aircraft carrier still under construction.The beast had no official name yet, but she was a 75,000 ton engine of Global Domination laid down in 2011 and clearly complete enough to float and to be steered under her own power. (To be on the safe side, the Ninja included stealing four tugboats to help in their getaway.) So, you may be asking yourself, how does one 'steal' a nuclear-powered, 1000 foot long, 275 foot wide and ten-story tall vessel?For starters, you need a plan to get on board the sucker. We had begun with the Black Lotus. They wanted to sneak onboard, exit the dockyard the ship was being built in, then sink it off the coast so it couldn't be easily salvaged. That was plan A.Enter the Khanate and their plans; they too wanted to sink this vessel, and destroy the dry docks while they were at it. That was plan B. Actually, the Khanate desire was to contaminate that whole section of the port city with fallout from shattered reactors. They knew they would have to apply overkill when they smashed that bitch of a ship because the PLAN had hurriedly put on board its defensive weaponry ~ ensuring that the Khanate couldn't easily destroy it. For their approach, Temujin's people wanted the Black Lotus' help with the on-the-ground intelligence work. But the Black Lotus didn't want to help anyone irradiate Chinese soil.Enter JIKIT as referee. All those islands the 'Khanate' was busy stealing were actually part of a larger JIKIT mission called Operation Prism. Another object that was a part of the overall plan was Operation Wo Fat, the sinking of the Liaoning ~ again GPS direction and distance to be courtesy of the Black Lotus.JIKIT absolutely needed the Black Lotus. The Black Lotus wouldn't help anyone planning on poisoning any part of China for the next thousand years. Sinking the unnamed and incomplete vessel off the coast in deep waters meant no nuclear leakage and plenty of post-war time to salvage the wreck before it did start to hemorrhage. The Khanate wanted to kill this potential strategic nightmare no matter what it cost the Chinese ecology.JIKIT went to the Ninja to help them adjudicate the issue. All the lights flared brightly in Ninja-Town when they heard of that delicate dilemma. They could make everybody happy and send a clear message to the Seven Pillars expressing how unhappy the six surviving families were about the 7P's trying to annihilate them when all of this 'unpleasantness' began.The Khanate was already going to blast the shipyards and docks, the Black Lotus was already going to sail the ship into deep waters, so why not take it one step further, sail the ship into Japanese waters and declare it Khanate property as a colossal Fuck You! to the PRC, PLAN and specifically the Seven Pillars, all at the same time?Now normally, you can't steal a ship that big. The owners will notice it is missing and come looking for it. And you can't sell or hide the damn thing. So, you steal it at the tail end of a war before the players can capture, or sink it. It just so happened the Ninja had access to a war and such a time table.The next problem: where do you put it? The Khanate's closest safe haven was 8,000 km away at the Eastern Mediterranean Seaport of Izmir.But wait!The Khanate was about to steal an island airbase with its own (albeit small) harbor. The Khanate was confident that a few weeks after the truce, an alternate port, or two, would become available for the two-to-three year process it would require to prepare the vessel so it could be commissioned as the true warship it was meant to be.So, how do you steal a well-guarded, humongous ship with its skeleton crew of 500? You need a distraction ~ a big one. Remember those Khanate airstrikes? They intended to destroy the dockyards anyway. Now all they had to do was 'miss' the carrier.They could do that. If you recall, to dissuade the Khanate from sinking the ship in the final days of the war, the PLAN had hastily put teeth on the thing by giving it all its pre-designed defensive weaponry and added jury-rigged radar and sonar systems. The carrier could defend itself if needed. With the new plan (C), the airstrikes could avoid those teeth, thus reducing the risk of losing their precious planes and pilots.A series of bombing runs and missile hits near the carrier would convince the PLAN admiral in charge to hurriedly put some distance between the ship and shore, Not out to sea. That would be stupid. Within the harbor, his weaponry could adequately defend his ship. And if she took serious damage, he could run her aground, so the vessel wouldn't really sink.The only problem was that out in the harbor, with everything exploding, he was away from the only ground security support available. That was when the Amazons, Black Lotus, Ninja and JIKIT mercenaries would make their move. How could they sneak up on such a big, important ship? By using the submarines the US Navy, the British Royal Navy and Japanese Defense Force were providing, of course.Note: As I stated earlier, Lady Fathom, Addison and Riki had wandered way off the reservation . By this time, if you were a Japanese, British, or American submarine commander in the Yellow Sea and you weren't part of this madness, you were insanely jealous of those who were.The missions JIKIT was sending them on were:-definitely Acts of War if they were ever discovered,-far more dangerous than any war game exercise they'd ever been part of, and-the ultimate test of their crews and equipment.These people weren't suicidal. They believed they were the best sneaks under the Seven Seas and now they could prove it ~ in 50 years when this stuff was declassified (if it ever was).For the one American, two British and four Japanese submarines inserting the assault teams, this whole mission had a surreal feel to it. They were transporting a packed assortment of women of Indian, Malaysian and Indonesian descent along with some very lithe Japanese ladies and gents, none of who talked a whole lot.There was a third group with the spooky women and spookier Japanese teams, and that group was scared shitless about the sudden turn their lives had taken. They were all former American and British servicewomen (to not tick off the Amazons too much) with carrier and/or nuclear reactor experience who had been RIFed (Reduction in Force, aka fired) in the past five years from their respective national navies.Around a week ago, they had all answered an advertisement by a logistics support corporation that was going to do a 'force modernization' in an unnamed country. They all knew that mean the Khanate. The job had been laid out as 'basically your old job with the addition of training the natives' and it included the promise of no combat.It was a guaranteed five year contract with an option for a year-to-year extensions for another five years if you desired to stick around. For that, you received your 'pay grade upon retirement + 20%', free room and board, private security, judicial protections and a $10,000 to $10,900 signing bonus. For many struggling military families, it was manna from Heaven and thousands were signing up.Then 72 hours ago, a different group from the same company came knocking on the women's doors. If you could come with them right then and there, they had a satchel of money, $100,000 to $109,000, tax free, and a Non-disclosure Agreement for you to sign. Sure, the deal sounded shady, but the money was very real.Twenty-four hours later those who accepted the money found themselves in a small fishing village on Ko Island, Japan. There some rather fiercely intense people outlined the job they were needed for. From a submarine, the assault teams would sneak aboard the carrier, neutralize the crew and then the new crew (them) would sail it to Jeju, Jeju Island, South Korea.At that point they would be allowed to stay with the vessel (preferred), or depart for a non-war zone of their choice. Both options came with another $100,000 to $109,000 payment. Anyone who declined this particular job would remain incognito on Ko Island for another 48 hours then be allowed to leave without the need to return their initial payment.Of the 312 job applicants, 293 volunteered for both the first and second parts of the assignment. With the technical and linguistic expertise of the Amazons and 9 Clan members that would be enough to get their prize to Jeju Island's temporary safety and then make the last leg to Woody Island and a more permanent anchorage.Besides the airstrikes to goad the carrier away from the wharves, all the Khanate had to do with the carrier was put three or four clearly Mongolian faces onboard when the various nations of the world came calling. After all, what was the public going to believe:, the Khanate had pulled off yet another daring (i.e., mostly JIKIT) Special Forces coup, just as they'd managed to do throughout this short war, or that 'Ninjas stole my Battleship, umm, carrier' stuff some PRC leaders were claiming? Forty-eight hours later the whole globe was able to watch the newly named Khanate supercarrier, the z Beg Khan, passing through Japanese territorial waters while being escorted by South Korean and Japanese warships.The PRC did complain to the United Nations over the 'theft' of both the carrier and 'their' islands, but the Security Council, led by the UK, could and would do nothing about the 'latest round of injustices heaped upon the People of China'. By the time the UN got around to doing nothing, the next round of JIKIT diplomacy was causing the PRC even greater headaches.That greatest theft, while remarkable in its own right, was really a sideshow to the reordering of the political order in Southeast Asia. The big winner wasn't the Khanate. And it certainly wasn't the mainland Chinese. No, the nations to immediately prosper were an unlikely pair, the Republic of India and the People's Republic of Vietnam (PRV). The Republic of China (R O C) was also getting its own small boost as well.By gambling their precious navy, India had become the largest power broker in the South China Sea's resource bonanza. She went from a minimal presence to being the critical ally of the Khanate and the 'big stick' (naval-wise) of Asia's new dynamic duo. The Indians had the only two functional aircraft carriers in the region and the Khanate had Woody Island with a mega-carrier number of planes sitting on it.Their combined naval aviation was not something any of the others powers wanted to mess with. The duo then sealed their supremacy by making the duo a trio. That third member was the PRV. Vietnam was the land-based logistical anchor of the three regional powers.Not only did Vietnam gain the prestige denied it for over two centuries, it redressed the P L A N humiliating treatment of their own navy for the past thirty years. The Khanate's naval aviation would shield Vietnam's economic exploitation of the Parcel Islands. The Indian Navy could counter anything the P L A N South China fleet could come at them with.Yes, the P L A N had two other fleets, the Northern and Eastern, but both had been put through their own 1001 levels of Hell by the Khanate's air power, plus they had to protect the Chinese heartland from Russia and North Korean ambitions. The South Koreans and Japanese were suddenly a very real threat from the East too. But for the time being, the Indians had the decisive edge.The final location for the z Beg Khan was an old familiar haunt for some Americans, Da Nang, PRV. It had the facilities, courtesy of the US military from the 1960's and 70's, to be the new base for the Khanate's Eastern Fleet and logistical hub for their naval aviation forces in the Parcel Islands.The Vietnamese were thinking with more than their testicles, as were the Indians. Sure, geopolitical clout was nice, yet that was only the icing on the economic cake that was the Parcel Island Accords. That hasty bit of JIKIT backroom dealings gave a 50% stake in the Parcels to the PRV.India got 20% of something she had 0% in a month ago. The Khanate gained a 20% stake for their audacity and the ROC gained 10% because the other three would protect its share from the PRC. Something was better than nothing and the three legitimate powers agreed to the deal because in less than six months, the PRC would be back in the game.The Indians and Vietnamese wanted the Khanate to stay interested in the region and the Taiwanese wanted to forge closer ties to the Khanate. That treaty was a 'no-brainer'. Within one week, the Vietnamese were strutting like peacocks and internal political opposition to the Indian intervention into the South China Sea in the Indian parliament was silent.The Spratly Islands was a tougher deal to work out within the six month timetable. There were more players ~ the Philippines, Malaysia, Brunei, Indonesia and Thailand (who had a non-functional carrier). The JIKIT deal gave everyone but the Indians a 10% piece of the huge natural gas, oil and fisheries pie and the Indians got 20% once more.The Philippines and Malaysia were both very opposed to this treaty; they believed they deserved a far larger portion of those regional resources. Indonesia and Thailand also felt they could hold out for a bigger slice and weren't happy with India getting so much for basically having a double handful of ships (34 actually) sailing about.That 'handful of ships' was the point JIKIT was trying to make. If the PRC beat the Khanate next year, did any of the players think the PRC would give them anything, even if they promised them more right now? Really? When the PLAN had the biggest guns, they hadn't respected any other claims to the region. Why would that change in the future?The reality was this: India would only stick around if they had the economic incentive to remain. Vietnam, the Khanate and the ROC were watching the clock and realized this was the best deal they would get. Brunei and the Philippines were also coming to that understanding. Brunei was tiny (thus easy to defend), very rich already and a good ally of the British.The Philippines had a very weak navy and a non-existent naval air force. They couldn't even enforce their current claims versus Brunei, much less confront the PLAN, or any other nation's current military. The Philippines was, sadly, relatively big and very poor. Its big traditional ally was the United States, and the US was currently busy doing 'not much' about the South China Sea situation.The world's biggest navy was partially taking up its traditional (and treaty bound) role of interposing itself between the North Koreans, PLAN/PLAAF and Russians arrayed near Japan and South Korea, or busily not 'ratcheting up tensions' in the region by sending more forces into the front lines.President Obama was urging dialogue and 'stepping back from the brink' even though every country in Southeast Asia felt the brink had already dissipated the moment the PRC was forced to accept the cease-fire. In this context, the Philippines had good reason to be feeling lonely at the moment.Bizarrely, both New Delhi and Hanoi were singing the praises of US Secretary of State John Kerry and the Rt. Honorable Phillip Hammond, Secretary for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs for the UK, for their deft handling of the crisis, thank you, Riki Martin and Lady Yum-Yum.Riki wasn't expecting any thanks. She was certain she'd be fired and imprisoned for the rest of her life. Lady Fathom Worthington-Burke was sure she'd get two additional knighthoods out of the deal, which would look very nice engraved on her tombstone. Javiera had long ago decided to face the music and go down with the ship, so to speak.The CIA's Addison Stuart already had her exit strategy. She was going to go work for the Khanate, building up their clandestine service when this whole mad scheme collapsed into recriminations and 'extreme sanctions'. Mehmet, Air Force Sr. Master Sgt. Billings and Agent-86 had all decided to go with her. Katrina had their escape plane on standby. Mehmet's family was already 'vacationing' in Canada.Anyway, the Republic of India, the Khanate, the Republic of China, the People's Republic of Vietnam (the Vietnamese were happy to already be getting half of the Parcel Island windfall), the Sultanate Brunei (Lady Fathom 'knew' some people and the Sultan was an autocratic Muslim ruler, just like the Great Khan) and the Philippines (because they had no other true choice) were all coming around to signing the Spratly Accords.Indonesia and Thailand were kind of waiting for a better deal. Malaysia was downright hostile, having gravitated toward the PRC over the past decade and been assured by the PRC a better apportionment would be their reward for upsetting the treaty process.The Great Khan's answer was simple. He publically threatened the Malaysian Federation in general and both the King (Sultan Abdul Halim of Kedah) and Prime Minister of Malay (Dato' Sri Najib Tun Razak) in particular with military action if they kept dragging their feet.He even told them how he'd do it. He'd butcher or expel every living thing in the states of Perlis and Kedah (~ 2.1 million people) and give those empty lands to Thailand to settle along with the added sweetener of Malaysia's 10% of the Spratlys. He would also invade Eastern Malaysia, taking the island state of Labuan for himself while giving Sarawak to Indonesia and Sabah to the Philippines if those to states agreed to the split.He'd also decimate their navy & air force before devastating every port city, just like he'd done to China. He'd already killed more than two million Chinese. What was another two million Malays to him? Also, Indonesia wanted Sarawak and the Philippines had claims on Sabah. While they were openly and publically defying the Great Khan's plan, could Malaysia really take the chance?What would India and Thailand do while this was going on? Thailand stated that it would protect its territorial integrity, whatever that meant. India wasn't returning Malaysia's phone calls while showing their populace re-runs of Malaysian violence against their Hindu minority, the bastards!To the world, the Indian Navy proclaimed it would 'defend itself and its supply lines' which was a subtle hint that they would shepherd any Khanate invasion force to their destination. Why would the Indians be so insensitive? The Malaysians were screwing up their deal to get 20% of both the Parcel and Spratlys wealth, that's why.If the Khanate went down, there was no way India could defend their claims (which they'd won by doing nothing up until now). Oh yeah, Vietnam began gathering up warplanes, warships, transport ships and troops for the quick (710 km) jaunt across the Gulf of Thailand to north-eastern Malaysia to kill Malaysians because Vietnam needed the Khanate to ensure their own economic future as well.That military prospect had a cascade effect, especially among the Indonesian military. If the Indian Navy remained active, the vastly more populous Western Malaysia couldn't reinforce the state of Sarawak. Sure, the Philippines was unlikely to conquer Sabah on their own, but all the Indonesians needed was for Sabah to be kept pre-occupied while their army took their promised territory, fulfilling a fifty year old dream of conquest/unification.The United Nations blustered. It wasn't that they didn't care, they did. They also cared about the deteriorating situations in Libya, Nigeria, Syria and Ukraine. The situation was complicated by the unwillingness of the permanent members of the Security Council, namely the PRC and Russia, to recognize the Khanate.In reverse, when those two tried to stick it to the Khanate, the UK stoically vetoed them. Why? Well, more on that later. Let's just say the Khanate was good for business in the European Union in general and the United Kingdom in particular because the Khanate was prepared to economically befriend the British. Ireland was being treated in a promising manner too. The United States,the United Nations?Let's just say that in the two months following the cease-fire, the Khanate bloodily and brutally solved the ISIS conundrum and the Donbass Crisis. When the smoke cleared, the Khanate had reintroduced the practice of impalement to the modern battlefield, driven the separatists from the Ukraine and was on the border with Israel and Jordan.Sure, the Ukrainians were stun-fucked by the Khanate's 'peace-keepers' going on a bloody rampage through the eastern rebellious regions, but they had delivered up peace by mid-September. Yes, the Russians were in an uproar about the impalements.As the Khanate spokesperson said, 'if they aren't your people, then it is not your problem' and 'there are no more Russians left alive in the Ukraine'. In fact, fewer than a thousand people, all armed insurgents, were executed in such a manner, but the terror created by the highly publicized killings had the effect of sending a hundred thousand people stampeding over the frontier into Russia proper.Next, the Khanate said it wanted to 'reexamine' the Crimean situation. There were Turcoman in that area and they weren't being treated well, or so it was claimed.Even as Russia and the Khanate were posturing in the Donbass, the Khanate struck in the Middle East. By the end of September, Syria and Lebanon had ceased to exist as organized entities. Most of those two countries as well as portions of western Iraq became Turkish provinces in the Khanate infrastructure. Northeastern Syria, southeastern Turkey and northern Iraq became the Khanate state of Kurdistan.It was a campaign reminiscent of the 13th century Mongol conquest, not a modern military struggle. Whole villages were eradicated. The entire Arab population of Mosul was exiled to the new territories in the East. The city was repopulated with Kurds from Turkey. Back in Turkey, those Kurds were replaced by Armenians from Azerbaijan, cauterizing another internal issue within the Khanate.Jordan was cautiously hopeful. Israel? "We don't seem to be having problems with Hezbollah anymore," with a shrug and "it could be worse." As for ISIS; there really was an Islamic State controlling more than half of Iraq and all of Syria now and it allowed no other pretenders to that distinction. By the time the world woke up to that reality though, the Great Hunt had happened and I was dealing with the consequences of that.A larger ideological and political matter was occurring in the United States, the United Kingdom (and to a limited extent Australia and Canada). The Ramshackle Empire (aka the Khanate) was just that ~ a Frankenstein nation fueled more by nationalistic pride and nostalgia for a Super-State (that only two living people had firsthand experience with) than an integrated armed forces and infrastructure.It may have been built upon more than a 13th century creation and two hundred years of real and imagined oppression. It did have long term planning and real genius driving it forward. Having throttled the PRC into giving them six precious months of peace to 'tidy up the backyard' (aka the Middle East and Russia) and forge a true nation, the Khanate was now hiring experts to aid them in the task.First and foremost, Temujin and the Earth & Sky had envisioned an armed state built upon military principles and discipline. Fate had delivered to them the means of their own salvation in the form of NATO's policy of disarmament and 'Reduction-In-Force' levels (RIFed).The US and UK had trained tens of thousands of male and female volunteers in their Armed Forces in infrastructure creation and management for the Afghanistan and Iraq campaigns. From 2010, those militaries had informed those experts that their services were no longer required. Unlike the shrinking militaries of the 1990's, there was no private sector to 'soak up' the majority of those personnel.The Earth & Sky had been working on the problem of nation-building on a time table and they kept coming up short. They had to fight to create their state first, so the all-important after-battle had been something their leaders dreaded. Temujin had been understanding about not everything being 100% ready. Few wars were fought that way.Then a young male Amazon of mixed Magyar ancestry talked history with the Earth & Sky representative to a seemingly inconsequential personage's funeral. A few critical E&S leaders (a minority, to be sure) immediately sought ways to cultivate this man into what was a ten year plan to open doors to the Amazons. Then that man saved the Great Khan's life and everything changed.Before the E&S had even remotely considered directly approaching the Amazons for help, the Amazons came knocking on their door. The Seven Pillars of Heaven had tried to kidnap a camp full of Amazon children ~ an assault on their future. The two secret societies were bound by one unique, fortunate idiot and a mutual thirst for vengeance.They were also directed by two incredibly foresighted, ambitious and brilliant people. In Katrina of Epona, the E&S elders found someone who equaled their hope to see the Seven Pillars humbled and humbled immediately. Moreover, these were the Amazons they were dealing with. Amazons always sought both lightning decisions and long term solutions.From the moment Iskender left his third meeting with Cáel Nyilas, Katrina put the fruits of the First Directive (the Amazons efforts to recruit militant outsider women) into overdrive. Havenstone had the apparatus in place to screen potential inductees. All they had to do was add a "can you suggest any other people who might be interested in this line of work" box to their employment forms.That brought men into the process in surprising numbers. The market was flush with military veterans having trouble readjusting to the civilian community. The Khanate wasn't hiring killers. They wanted ex-military and civilian police officers to create a national police force.They also wanted engineers and builders, cadres for their cadet corps and a whole range of specialist in jobs most of the Western World took for granted. The money came from off-shore accounts funded by Havenstone International. The employment opportunities came from Earth & Sky front companies operating in the UK and the US (and Israel, but that was another matter).They had already started hiring scores of civilian English-speaking experts to help build their newborn nation's infrastructure before the first blow landed. English hadn't been chosen out of any cultural bias. Relying on Russian and Chinese sources wasn't feasible, the Khanate wasn't overly linguistically gifted where distant tongues were concerned and, as pointed out, the English-speaking world had a glut of applicants.Now to the problem, there were people in the US and UK who weren't happy with their citizenry going to the Khanate and helping them to survive and thrive. These power groups wanted the Mongol-Turkish Empire to keep the resources flowing to the West, without any reciprocal commitment on their part.Imagine their surprise when some wonks at the State Department and Foreign Ministries found bundles of expedited passport requests to the (former) nations of Turkmenistan, Turkey, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan and Mongolia (and later Afghanistan and Iraq). The Department of Defense Ministry of Defense were discovering their former military personnel and civilian contractors with Security Clearances were heading the same way.Of all those destinations, only Mongolia and Kazakhstan were under any kind of 'Restricted Travel' advisories. Barring any coherent anti-Khanate strategy from their administrations, the bureaucracies were doing their jobs, with Havenstone exerting just enough influence to get the job done while flying beneath the radar.After JIKIT was created, the group had a US Senator greasing the wheels to get the requests expedited. In England, Lady Worthington-Burke shamelessly used the people at the other end of the O'Shea hotline to get the job done overseas. She did have to sell out a teammate, but that was what good boys were for ~ taking one for the team. (That would be me, if there was any misunderstanding.)When Cáel Nyilas was kidnapped under the watchful eye of the FBI (I wasn't sure how they got that bum-wrap), the whole situation exploded. The PRC didn't have me, yet promised they might produce me if certain concessions were made. According to Addison, I was worth 5,000 barrels a day of refined fuel oil and 50 tons of coal a month, and the Great Khan agreed to pay! Woot! I was loved by somebody who was a somebody.All that attention drove home some salient points. I was a noble scion of Ireland, Romania, Georgia and Armenia (in no particular order) and they all wanted to know why the US had let me be kidnapped. Didn't my president know I was a sacred national treasure? After JIKIT tracked down the bribes and clandestine activities to Chinese shell corporations, those powers wanted to know what sanctions would be applied.'But wait, wasn't I a private citizen?' my national leaders pleaded. Then the PRC made a case which boiled down to 'I had it coming for being a fiancé to Hana Sulkanen and a brother to the Great Khan', while ignoring me being snatched in the territorial US of A. Of course, they didn't claim to have actually done the kidnapping.Javiera was waiting on that one; 'What was their excuse for kidnapping a little US girl to force my compliance?' The furious Federal authorities even found two dead adult bodies and two digits from said child to add to the media frenzy. To prove I had migrated to fantasy land, the CNN journalist got it right ~ they had tortured the girl and I had killed two of them for it. Just ask the Romanian Army how lethal I could be.In a rare comment, Temujin informed the international press that he believed I was still alive. Why did he believe that? If I wasn't, they would have been able to spot the pile of dead enemy around me and my 'boon companion' (go Aya!) from orbit. Until they discovered this carnal pit from Hell, I was surely still alive.Just at the cusp of turning publically against the Mongol barbarians, the world suddenly got angry with their enemy, the PRC. The principal two Western regimes were paralyzed with indecision until my miraculous cry for help from the middle of the Pacific showed the world I was alive, had punished my enemies and rescued others from under the opponent's cruel thumb.Clearly if I started ranting against the People's Republic of China, my government would be rather peeved with me. I hadn't screwed a dozen poli-sci majors to miss out on that obvious situation. I behaved and hoped they wouldn't make me die from an embolism, or some other equally implausible cause.(DC is a marvel. 9 pm, Monday, August 18th. 21 days)I'd been dragged to DC, to honor promises made in Rome a week ago. I had another choice; I could have justifiably said I was still getting over my kidnapping ordeal. But that choice fucked over Javiera Castello, my boss at JIKIT (Joint International Khanate Interim Task force).That was how I ended up in a 'secret and secure' meeting with Tony Blinken, Deputy National Security Advisor (DNSA) and his experts. He was someone I didn't know. The rest, I'd had a verbal run-in with them after the Romanian bloodbath. I'd been cranky. I would hardly consider us to be on good terms now.All four experts were from the US State Department. They were foregoing their usual group of flunkies because this meeting wasn't really happening. All the participants were officially somewhere else, mostly not even in D.C. Had this soiree 'really happened', the Congressional sub-committees would have been able to request the minutes of Tony's meeting with members of JIKIT and:· Victoria Nuland, Ass. Sec. of State for European & Eurasian Affairs (ASSEEA)· Robert O. Blake Jr., Ass. Sec. of State for S & C Asian Affairs (ASSCAA)· Daniel R. Russel, Ass. Sec. of State for E. Asian and Pacific Affairs (ASSEAP)· Bill A. Miller, Director of the U.S. Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) (aka Big Willy)We made stiff, formal introductions (which signaled the utter lack of trust in the room.) Javiera hadn't wanted to put me through an interrogation this soon after my near-death experience, considering my snarky nature when stressed. The White House was putting the squeeze on her. The main player was Tony, who talked with the Leader of the Free World on a weekly, if not daily, basis.The Diplomatic Security Service people had successfully peeled off Pamela and my SD Amazons only after they agreed I could keep Aya. They tolerated me keeping the nine-year old girl despite the obvious fact she had gone through worse hardships than I had endured and was still packing her Chinese QSW-06 suppressed pistol.I had already fabricated and submitted my report on how I'd overcome a plane-full of rogue delinquents from the Forumi i Rinis Eurosocialiste t Shqip ris (Euro-socialist Youth Forum of Albania) bent on recruiting impressionable European socialites by accessing my Twitter account.That's right, the Albanians had it out for me. I reiterated that critical bit of data to the Department of Homeland Security when they questioned me on the veracity of my memories. The two ethnic Chinese I was found with? I thought they were from Taiwan, and they both appeared to be suffering from amnesia.I was already suffering repercussions from my pathological refusal to take life seriously. Javiera believed I was about to get a formal apology from Ferit Hoxha, Permanent Representative of Albania to the United Nations. Damn it! Now I had to do something nice for the Albanians. Maybe I'd offer them membership in the Khanate, full-statehood with an economic package to sweeten the deal.Yes, that was how Albania and Kosovo joined the Khanate, a product of my love for exaggeration and a little post-Ottoman solidarity over Tarator (cold soup made of yoghurt, garlic, parsley, cucumber, salt and olive oil with a side of fried squids), Tav Kosi (lamb meatballs) and Flia & Kaymak (a dessert I highly recommend).We had toasted the Pillars of Kanun (Albanian oral law and tradition): ~ Nderi (honor), Mikpritja (hospitality), Sjellja (Right Conduct) and Fis (Kin Loyalty), ~ and he promised to tell his people that I had Besa which was an Albanian-ism for being a man who would honor his word of honor (despite us being brought together by my lie). The shit-ton of financial and military aid I asked the Great Khan to sweeten the pot with might have helped as well.Later, Lady Yum-Yum told me that the military leaders of NATO called it a 'master-stroke' in neutralizing Comrade Putin's Russian-backed 'Greek threat
Lewis has always liked the title of the play Idiot's Delight and it certainly seems to be describing the times that we are currently in. As the world spent a collective moment watching The Super Bowl this weekend, Lewis has a message for the NFL and it's almighty self-importance. Big game aside, each passing day seems to sound a red alert in our nation's capital and though he might be able to give our Leader credit for one thing, that good will is dashed almost immediately with bad cabinet choices, dismantling of agencies, and the proposal to put his face on Mt. Rushmore? While the GOP get's it's fair share of “Fuck You's” this week, Lewis still has some for the Dems as well. All in a week's work, perhaps it's no coincidence that one of our longer rants of the week are about bidets and the need to keep your ass clean. ___________________ For advertising opportunities email: rantcast@thesyn.com ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? http://www.livelewis.com _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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In this episode of The Confab, I reconnect with my eccentric yet brilliant friend, Ben Gunn. We dive into a catch-up session, reflecting on our last podcast and the whirlwind of events that have unfolded since. Ben, known for his unique perspective and relentless drive, shares updates on his ambitious projects and the exciting developments at his new site.We explore the potential of creating a hub for like-minded individuals, particularly Bitcoiners, who are looking for a space to innovate, collaborate, and build. Ben's vision of a multi-use site that caters to various projects, from co-working spaces to fabrication workshops, is both inspiring and practical. We discuss the importance of having a physical location where creativity and collaboration can thrive, away from the noise of the world.Throughout the episode, we touch on the challenges and triumphs of building something meaningful in today's world. We also delve into the importance of community, trust, and shared resources in creating a sustainable and innovative environment. Ben's passion for his work and his commitment to fostering a supportive community is evident, and it's clear that exciting times are ahead for Ungovernable Misfits and its listeners.Join us as we break the ice, both literally and metaphorically, and explore the possibilities of what can be achieved when driven individuals come together with a shared purpose. Whether you're in the UK or beyond, this episode is sure to spark ideas and inspire action.IMPORTANT LINKS https://freesamourai.comhttps://p2prights.org/donate.htmlhttps://ungovernablemisfits.comVALUE FOR VALUEThanks for listening you Ungovernable Misfits, we appreciate your continued support and hope you enjoy the shows.You can support this episode using your time, talent or treasure.TIME:- create fountain clips for the show- create a meetup- help boost the signal on social mediaTALENT:- create ungovernable misfit inspired art, animation or music- design or implement some software that can make the podcast better- use whatever talents you have to make a contribution to the show!TREASURE:- BOOST IT OR STREAM SATS on the Podcasting 2.0 apps @ https://podcastapps.com- DONATE via Paynym @ https://paynym.rs/+misfit- DONATE via Monero @ https://xmrchat.com/ugmf- BUY SOME CLOTHING @ https://ungovernablemisfits.com/store/- BUY SOME ART!! @ https://ungovernablemisfits.com/art-gallery/CAKE WALLEThttps://cakewallet.comCake Wallet is an open-source, non-custodial wallet available on Android, iOS, macOS, and Linux.Features:- Built-in Exchange: Swap easily between Bitcoin and Monero.- User-Friendly: Simple interface for all users.Monero Users:- Batch Transactions: Send multiple payments at once.- Faster Syncing: Optimized syncing via specified restore heights- Proxy Support: Enhance privacy with proxy node options.Bitcoin Users:- Coin Control: Manage your transactions effectively.- Silent Payments: Static bitcoin addresses- Batch Transactions: Streamline your payment process.Thank you Cake Wallet for sponsoring the show!FOUNDATIONhttps://foundation.xyz/ungovernableFoundation builds Bitcoin-centric tools that empower you to reclaim your digital sovereignty.As a sovereign computing company, Foundation is the antithesis of today's tech conglomerates. Returning to cypherpunk principles, they build open source technology that “can't be evil”.Thank you Foundation Devices for sponsoring the show!Use code: Ungovernable for $10 off of your purchase(00:00:00) INTRO(00:01:39) BOOSTS(00:03:02) THANK YOU FOUNDATION(00:04:17) THANK YOU CAKE WALLET(00:05:20) Breaking the Ice(00:09:07) Do It From a Base of Fuck You(00:18:59) New Woods, Not Like the Old Woods(00:27:18) The Unimogs Will Build It Out(00:32:24) A Vision for Community(00:45:43) Competence and Collaboration(00:53:33) The Pleb Supermarket(01:05:39) Let's Build Some Cool Shit
Fuck You is track 10 from the 2024 DO.A. tribute compilation "No Escape From What You are: An All-Star Tribute to Punk Rock's Most Enduring Band." Joe Keithley (D.O.A./Sudden Death Records) appears from 18:20-41:48 in the episode.
Ab17 - der tägliche Podcast mit Kathrin und Tommy Wosch. Montag bis Freitag. Morgens und AbendsKlick hier für Rabatte und Partner Aktionen: https://bio.to/Ab17shownotesWenn ihr Lust habt uns zu unterstützen, hier geht es zu unseren werbefreien Folgen und zum Special Content. Werdet Bezahlis: https://steadyhq.com/de/ab17/aboutInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/ab17podcastWhatsapp Channel: https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaBSCV98kyyQceNs4A1IAnfragen wegen Kooperationen oder Werbung gerne an: kontakt@diewoschs.deIn dieser Folge der beliebten "Ab 17"-Podcastreihe mit Kathrin und Tommy Wosch dreht sich alles um das Thema "Fuck You" – die Freiheit, sich abzugrenzen, aber auch die Frage, was diese innere Haltung tatsächlich bedeutet. Es beginnt mit einem humorvollen Blick auf die Eigenheiten des Alltags und der Medienwelt: Von Mark Wahlberg und John Goodman im Film "The Gambler", über Dieter Bohlens Selbstvergleich mit Elon Musk, bis hin zu kuriosen Geschichten vom Karneval und brennenden Zigaretten auf der Tanzfläche.Die Hosts diskutieren leidenschaftlich, ob Geld wirklich die Freiheit bringt, "Fuck You" zu sagen, oder ob es doch vielmehr innere Unabhängigkeit ist, die zählt. Mit einer Prise philosophischer Tiefe werfen sie Fragen auf: Was braucht es, um sich gegen toxische Beziehungen, gesellschaftlichen Druck oder unfaire Situationen zu behaupten? Im gewohnt scharfsinnigen Schlagabtausch sorgen die beiden für Lacher, regen aber auch zum Nachdenken an.Abgerundet wird die Folge durch Kathrins persönliche Anekdote vom EasyJet-Schalter, die Diskussion über Stand-up-Comedy-Ehrlichkeit und die Einladung an die Hörer:innen, in sich zu gehen und ihre "Fuck You"-Momente zu finden. Mit Charme und Witz ist diese Episode ein Muss für alle, die sich inspirieren lassen möchten, mehr Freiheit und Mut in ihr Leben zu bringen.Inhalt00:00:00 Begrüßung und Einführung ins Thema00:01:22 Filmkritik The Gambler mit John Goodman00:04:18 Dieter Bohlen: Der deutsche Elon Musk?00:06:52 Friedrich Merz, CDU und Camp David Fans00:09:18 Bonbon-Würfe auf dem Karneval kritisch betrachtet00:11:12 Rauchverbot im Freien: Meinungen und Debatten00:13:50 Tennis-Doping-Skandal und kuriose Ausreden00:15:24 Was heißt es, in einer Fuck You Situation zu sein?00:18:06 Toxische Beziehungen und Grenzen setzen00:22:20 Herausforderung: Radikale Ehrlichkeit in Stand-up00:24:32 Abschied mit Ausblick auf die nächste FolgeHört rein und lasst euch inspirieren, unterhalten und informieren! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to Art is Awesome, the show where we talk with an artist or art worker with a connection to the San Francisco Bay Area. Today, Emily chats with Troy Lamarr Chew II, a talented painter with an ongoing exhibition at San Francisco's Altman Siegel gallery. Troy pursued his passion for art, eventually studying at the California College of the Arts and receiving a prestigious residency at the Headlands Center for the Arts. His recent work explores invisibility, inspired by his time as an Uber driver. His work can be seen in notable museums and galleries. Troy discusses his artistic journey, influences, and unique approach to language and representation in his art.About Artist Troy Lamarr Chew II :Troy Lamarr Chew II explores the legacy of the African Diaspora and its reverberations throughout American culture. His work looks methodically at systems of coded communication and how this is translated and mistranslated both within the Diaspora and the mainstream.Chew's rich artistic visual language draws inspiration largely from Black culture and its history. A highly skilled realist, inspired by European painting techniques, Chew uses these art historical traditions to reframe their exclusion of Blackness. In his Out the Mud series, hand dyed and sewn cloths from West Africa are replicated in a trompe l'oeil fashion, their patterns “torn” away to reveal portrayals of contemporary Black culture and resistance. In another series, Slanguage, the artist paints Flemish style vanitas picturing everyday objects, coded in hip-hop lexicon. His Three Crowns series explores the social history of cosmetic dentistry and the use of grills in hip-hop culture. The artist's lush and luminous oil paintings embody the energy of this infinitely re-mixed yet deeply rooted genre.In 2020, Chew was awarded the prestigious Tournesol Residency at Headlands Center for the Arts after becoming a Graduate Fellow from California College of the Arts, San Francisco in 2018. Solo exhibitions include The Roof is on Fire, Altman Siegel, San Francisco, CA (2022), Yadadamean, CULT Aimee Friberg Exhibitions, San Francisco, CA (2020); Fuck the King's Horses and all the King's Men, Parker Gallery, Los Angeles, CA (2020); WWJZD, Cushion Works, San Francisco, CA (2019) and Stunt 101, Guerrero Gallery, San Francisco, CA (2019). Recent group exhibitions include Walk Against the Wind, Micki Meng and Parker Gallery, New York, NY (2023); The Culture: Hip Hop and Contemporary Art in the 21st Century, The Baltimore Museum of Art, Baltimore, MD (2023); Imperfect Paradise, Barbati Gallery, Venice, Italy (2023); Continuum, presented by the Kinsey African American Art & History Collection and Residency Art Gallery at Sofi Stadium, Inglewood, CA (2022-2023); I Yield My Time. Fuck You!, Altman Siegel, San Francisco (2020); California Winter, organized in collaboration with Hannah Hoffman at Kristina Kite Gallery, Los Angeles, CA (2019), Vanguard Revisited, San Francisco Art Institute, San Francisco, CA (2019), Graduation, Good Mother Gallery, Oakland, CA (2019) and Black Now(here), Museum of the African Diaspora, San Francisco, CA (2018). His work is included in the collections of the Kadist Foundation and the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.See more of Troy's work at the Altman Siegel Gallery HERE. Follow Troy on Instagram: @troylamarrchewthesecondTroy at the Parker Gallery CLICK HERE. --About Podcast Host Emily Wilson:Emily a writer in San Francisco, with work in outlets including Hyperallergic, Artforum, 48 Hills, the Daily Beast, California Magazine, Latino USA, and Women's Media Center. She often writes about the arts. For years, she taught adults getting their high school diplomas at City College of San Francisco.Follow Emily on Instagram: @PureEWilFollow Art Is Awesome on Instagram: @ArtIsAwesome_Podcast--CREDITS:Art Is Awesome is Hosted, Created & Executive Produced by Emily Wilson. Theme Music "Loopster" Courtesy of Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 LicenseThe Podcast is Co-Produced, Developed & Edited by Charlene Goto of @GoToProductions. For more info, visit Go-ToProductions.com
Einer Welt, die zunehmend Lautstärke, Aggressivität und Oberflächlichkeit zu belohnen scheint, setzt Toni Kater auf ihrem neuen Album "Jemals" unter anderem das vielleicht zärtlichste gesungene "Fuck You" der Pop-Geschichte entgegen – und erzeugt auch sonst gerade durch bewusste Reduktion und Intimität eine beeindruckende, fesselnde Dringlichkeit. Auch bei ihrem mittlerweile achten Soloalbum findet Toni Kater neue Herangehensweisen an die Musik. So hat sie beispielsweise dessen Songs erstmalig komplett im Alleingang geschrieben, eingespielt und produziert, und setzt dabei fast ausschließlich auf den Klang akustischer und sparsam eingesetzter E-Gitarren – und natürlich auf ihre Stimme. Diese zieht rasch in ihren Bann, wenn die 47-Jährige Geschichten von Dingen und Menschen erzählt, die stets Gefahr laufen, im turbulenten Alltag unterzugehen, wenn sie Fragen über die Möglichkeiten und Schwierigkeiten des Daseins stellt, oder "einfach" Gedankenspiele verfolgt, die interessante, inspirierende Wendungen nehmen und neue Perspektiven eröffnen. Am 24.11. findet das offizielle Release-Konzert für "Jemals" im Berliner Dock 11 statt; bereits heute erscheint das Album und deshalb besucht uns Toni Kater im studioeins, um im Interview darüber zu sprechen und natürlich den ein oder anderen Song live vorzustellen.
Einer Welt, die zunehmend Lautstärke, Aggressivität und Oberflächlichkeit zu belohnen scheint, setzt Toni Kater auf ihrem neuen Album "Jemals" unter anderem das vielleicht zärtlichste gesungene "Fuck You" der Pop-Geschichte entgegen – und erzeugt auch sonst gerade durch bewusste Reduktion und Intimität eine beeindruckende, fesselnde Dringlichkeit. Auch bei ihrem mittlerweile achten Soloalbum findet Toni Kater neue Herangehensweisen an die Musik. So hat sie beispielsweise dessen Songs erstmalig komplett im Alleingang geschrieben, eingespielt und produziert, und setzt dabei fast ausschließlich auf den Klang akustischer und sparsam eingesetzter E-Gitarren – und natürlich auf ihre Stimme. Diese zieht rasch in ihren Bann, wenn die 47-Jährige Geschichten von Dingen und Menschen erzählt, die stets Gefahr laufen, im turbulenten Alltag unterzugehen, wenn sie Fragen über die Möglichkeiten und Schwierigkeiten des Daseins stellt, oder "einfach" Gedankenspiele verfolgt, die interessante, inspirierende Wendungen nehmen und neue Perspektiven eröffnen. Am 24.11. findet das offizielle Release-Konzert für "Jemals" im Berliner Dock 11 statt; bereits heute erscheint das Album und deshalb besucht uns Toni Kater im studioeins, um im Interview darüber zu sprechen und natürlich den ein oder anderen Song live vorzustellen.
On Friday, October 25th, 2024, we traveled to The Eastern in Atlanta, Georgia for the Saint Lucifer's Hospital 1920 Tour to see KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL (LIVE!) in concert, and it was everything we wanted and expected it to be: A perfect venue without a bad spot in the house, incredibly killer bands with album perfect production and sound, and absolutely ZERO traces of “party gravy” to be found anywhere on the premises. Regrettably, we missed show opener NIGHT DEMON because we had to drive “from South Carolina” through Atlanta traffic to get to the venue and the start time of the show was far earlier than we expected, as opposed to back in the day when it was “doors open at 8, show starts at 2:30 am”. We have an “UPDATE” from a previous episode regarding “every married man's fantasy”. It's time to give some serious thought to the “health trade-off /upgrade dilemma”, because “you know what they say about the 39-year-olds” (“the younger they are, the better they taste”), which is exactly why “you've gotta work out and stay in shape” as you get older and JOIN US for a review of KING DIAMOND's Saint Lucifer's Hospital 1920 promotional tour (in support of the upcoming new studio album, “The Institute”), featuring OVERKILL and NIGHT DEMON, and find out why it will be worth every penny. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…as a lube.” / #lasttangoinparis #butterbutthole / “He buttered her butthole…and then he buttered her butthole…”/ “Why get new fans when you can just run ‘em out?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “A little rambly and a little burpy as well…”/ #franklytiresome / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON INTERNATIONAL STUDIOS!!!*** / #nosoundtrack #taketwo #fixitinpost / “Thanks to Billiam…”/ “I'm not a #shittipper …#shittipperalright …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I grabbed this #GraveyardShiftIPA …”/ “It's all shaft…that's the best part…”/ #theverdict / #sevenpercentABV #daydrinkingASMR / “Fruity carpet… a little green.”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP TO THE 20 MINUTE MARK…*** (05:16): “Dude, you're like a mirror that goes on forever…”/ “I feel like I need to bring over some #Ascension music for the #PatreonShoutout …” / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / “You can do whatever you want…he beat me to it.”/ #blessing / “That's a lot of M-F'in's…”/ “How about the correspondences…” / “If you feed it, it grows…”/ #healthtradeoff #testosterone / “I don't want to…but I seem to finish sooner than necessary…”/ “I saw him doing the knee lifts last night…”/ “Yeah, it's number 4…”/ #angrymattpodcast / “That's gold…”/ #angrytaintler / #voicemailsegment / ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT AT #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK & #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST & YOU CAN EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM & YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I hope your dream comes true…”/ #hornsup / ***UPDATE TO THE STORY*** / #breakingnews #TheBunkerpoonReport / “Let's do another one…”/ #whatsitcalled / #whitetails / “That's a good thing…”/ “You think they're into #BDSM?” / “The cuter/younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #markthetime / #okiedokie / #milfdream / “You've gotta work out and stay in shape…”/ #BunkerpoonHealthCorner / WE'LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #DemonHunter DEFENSE MECHANISM (feat. Max Cavalera) / “It was like 3 a.m. and EVERYTHING is loud…” (20:00): #TheDocket / “So last night…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL CONCERT REVIEW / #TheEastern / “Very nice… #freeparking…”/ Reflecting on past #Overkill shows / “The whole #FuckYou thing was great…”/ #DontBeAPussy / NOTE: They've got 40 years of shit… / “The sound was perfect…”/ “The bathrooms are clean and nice…” / #partygravy / #insertvomitnoisehere / “What was the place that had a trough?” / “Is this where all the dicks hang out?”/ NOTE: Actually, it was $18…AND we got shorted a beer / “You know what though…out of fairness…”/ “That's a far cry from the old days…”/ #NightDemon OUTSIDER (Outsider - 2023) / “That's like a heavy #KISS…”/ “You wanna grab one more?” / WELCOME TO THE NIGHT (Darkness Remains – 2017) / #softintro / “It's almost like #victorymetal kinda…but not…”/ “It's like a weird cross between Paul Stanley and 80's power metal…”/ “It's like wearing dirty cowboy boots with a tuxedo…”/ #cowboyboyts (32:50): #Overkill THE SURGEON (Scorched – 2023) / “His voice still has so much power…he sounded so good…”/ “There was one part…he kept getting higher…”/ ROTTEN TO THE CORE (Feel The Fire – 1985) / #allthecokelines / “I think his voice even sounds better now…”/ #fistfulofsteel #vulgardisplayofmetal / “What was the song that sounded like #GarageDays?” / BRING ME THE NIGHT (Ironbound – 2010) / “It's almost the same riff…same phrasing…”/ “That's 80's metal all day, in your face, in your balls, on your stomach, on your cheeks, on your back…everywhere…”/ “That does sound like Helpless though…”/ FUCK YOU (Fuck You And Then Some – 1996) / “We don't care what you say…”/ “Is your daughter home?” / #fuckyou / “They need to make that a tour shirt…that should be the name of the next album…” (41:55): “Did that light just turn on by magic?” / “It comes on whenever you say fuck you…”/ #KingDiamond / #TheKing / “Pardon me…”/ “They were playing some cool in between set songs…”/ NOTE: It's a thousand kings, not years (re: The Wizard) / “I got every penny's worth of my money out of that show…”/ #SaintLucifersHospital #TheInstitute / “It's like #DisneyOnIce…PLUS”/ #Myrkur / ***Check out our recent #KingDiamond episode!!!*** / “What's the name of the female vocalist?”/ “Yeah…39…you know what they say about the 39 year olds…”/ “What if podcasters get her absolutely drenched down there?”/ “And the dude is 68 years old!!!”/ “They were loud as shit!” / “I knew going to see it live was going to be killer…and it was.”/ “It's a metal #shockopera is what it is…”/ #musicianship / ***GO SEE KING DIAMOND ON THIS TOUR!!!*** / #willcall #ticketbastard / “He's only like 40 years older…”/ “Elvis meets Conway Twitty meets King Diamond hair…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBathroomEdition / “He played everything I wanted to hear…”/ “Oh…behind us…(NOT a part of the show…)” / “She hit the stairs hard…”/ “Nobody wants help…when you're hammered…”/ “What about the drive through the 3rd world country to get there?” / “NOW you're gonna do the accent…”/ “That's Mexico…that's also Mexico…”/ #fullblownracist / “Oh wait, I've got some more…gimme a minute…”/ “We're still alive and there's still metal…”/ “OMG there was more than just one…”/ #hotmetalgirl #noundies / SHRINE (The Dark Sides – 1988) / “And it sounded just like that…”/ ***Go to kingdiamondcoven.com for tour dates!!!*** / “You might get one for free…”/ “It's not funny, it's called passion…”/ “You DO understand there's a difference…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel
HAPPY HALLO-FUCKIN-WEEN! On this episode, Alessandra joins me to talk about all things WITCH & all things MAGIC (jazz hands). She's had a lifetime of experience being Witchy & trying to navigate through this world using Magic to help make sense of it all. Since being diagnosed with Stage 4 Ovarian Cancer, she has been leaning on her Witchy ways to get her through the toughest of times. She's strong, beautiful & awesome in so many ways & she opens up about her fight in this 1 on 1 LIVE conversation we had in the studio. After the conversation she shares a song she wrote for her husband, Ryan, called "Valkyrie" that is a must listen. Enjoy!Alessandra played guitar in a band with my Wife called SEI HEXE. They were Witchy as fuck & pure Magic:https://seihexe.bandcamp.com/musicLISTEN TO:Amyl & The Sniffers - Cartoon DarknessSnapcase - every albumCock Sparrer - Shock Troops & RaritiesThee Sacred Souls - Got A Story To TellImmortal Bird - Sin QuerenciaHERE'S A PUNK AS FUCK MAGICIAN CAUSE ...FUCK YOU, IT'S MAGIC!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJiUVp890TYYOUR 1 STOP SHOP FOR ALL THINGS LR:https://lostrhetoric.com/EMAIL ME: lostrhetoricpodcast@gmail.comFOLLOW ME ON IG:https://www.instagram.com/lostrhetoricpodcast/?hl=enINTRO & OUTRO MUSIC BY LEE DANIEL DINGES
Originally Published 9/16/18Heading East this week!Here's the Playlist:East Bay Night Rancid Let The Dominoes FallEast Coast! Fuck You! The Bouncing Souls The Bouncing SoulsDose of Thunder (Live at Maxwell's, Hoboken, NJ, 2/4/86) The Replacements...
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In late June, Naomi and her co-host pal James P. White had a trip planned to teach kids light saber combat and see Paula Abdul & New Kids On The Block in California. WestJet abruptly canceled our flight due to the mechanics strike, so we got in the car and DROVE there. We tell all about our adventure, joined by guest Rebecca, our host in her lovely home! Casinos, bedbugs, Chick Fil-A, Cracker Barrel, Jimmy's Joe Mac encounter, bickering, meeting Paula Abdul, LucasFilm, The Golden Gate Bridge, role playing meet and greets, 4th of July, and Canada Day on the road. Fuck You, WestJet.
Halloween is coming up, so we decided to talk about fear… of rejection! Fear Fluctuations | Self-Soothing | Vulnerability Points | Pandemic Changes | Building Resiliency | What Are We Afraid Of? | Scarcity Mindset | “Hey, Fuck You!” | Rejecting vs. Rejected | “Beggars Can't Be Choosers” | Guilt vs. Shame | Non-Monogamy | Rejection-Sensitive Dysphoria | Vote for Making Magic! Credits:Music by PROTODOMEArtwork by Addison FinchBecome a patron to support the show and get access to our private Discord, monthly bonus episodes, and your name mentioned on the show.
Keith visits FiDi, né the Financial District (natch), to yap with his curmudgeonly pal Danny Vega to discuss love, Duke's mayonnaise, and Joker part Fuck You.
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A handful of brand new ripping releases to make your punk world go 'round and d-beat your brains out. The Likes of Ontario's Wolfcharge, Fresno's Human, Reseda's STFU, and even El Matador & BGP (aka FFS). A ton more new ones in here. Hit us up at brothersgrimpunk@gmail.com and download our music on our Bandcamp page... including the new Crickets EP.475 Playlist:Punkcharge...Ontario Invasive Species 1:32 Wolfcharge Invasive Species Fresno Corruption 0:56 HUMAN Very Fuckin Tour Tape Reseda A real loser is someone that gives up 0:42 Shut the Fuck Up THE ONLY THING TICK TOCKING AWAY ON TIKTOK IS YOUR ABILITY TO PAY ATTENTION FOR LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS Fisted By Spotify 2:44 El Matador & BGP Unreleased SingleFULL TAPE (bkgrd) 7:16 MUTATED VOID - LISTEN TO THE STRUGGLE Portland PISSED AND ALONE 1:24 PUNGENCE DEMO Pr Ed Is Mixed Tapes & Heartbreaks 0:54 Cell Deth Catholic Guilt Torrance Rip Off 2:06 Beach Waste Sorry For The Wait Bakersfield Extinction Burst Oxidize 1:47 GOLD 14 Karats L.A. P.I.G. 2:14 1753 P.I.G. - People Infected by Greed Unlawful Assembly WI MUCH WORSE 0:50 CICADA - WICKED DREAM Brainrotter UK Parasite 1:32 Scab Pollute The World With Noize Brainrotter/ULA Bought And Sold 0:57 Total Con Kill Someone You Hate: The Seven Song Cassette Iron Lung Human Expression 1:51 ATOMIC PREY ST Riot, Fuck You (bkgrd) 3:49 The Chuds WASTED AV Brazil Estrada da morte 1:11 odiär TOTAL ÓDIO que paso con la paz 0:50 Los Crudos fe 22.5 - ' 89+canciones para liberar nuestras fronteras' lp As The World Burns Around Us 1:06 Daddy Ate My Eyes Daddy Ate My Eyes - S/T - CAR 29 GUERRA FRIA (Spain) - Inverno Nuclear 1:24 Another Nail In The Coffin International Punk Compilation MS Mask 1:14 Clean Needle Too Many Cooks 625 Thrash Shut In 0:34 Get Destroyed Shut In 7" Kill The Bill 2:08 Mutilated State Years of Regret Trend On 1:24 Fuck SS Demo A Real Big Fucking Problem 0:47 Total Massacre The System Works... TENSION SPLIT (bkgrd) 4:08 WORMEATER TENSION SPLIT I'm a Letdown 0:58 Nightfeeder Cut All of Your Face Off Enough 1:33 Nukies Can't you tell that this is hell Esclavo del Poder 1:59 D-VOMITO Assalto & Kulto NYNY security for rent 1:22 no knock demo NYNY Same Mistakes 1:41 Top Dollar Demo sold out scene 1:55 Doom Total Doom Flea Circus 1:46 No Approach Demo 2016 Ohio Clown Car Pile-Up 1:20 Circus Demo Overstimulated World 1:29 CHAIN WHIP - Demo 2018 Too Many Problems (Guess Its Just My Fate) (bkgrd) 3:00 Cornbeef N Rice WASTED AV Distro Cefalia 4. 1:02 Mercería S/T EP Other ways to hear BGP:Archive.org#475 on ArchiveApple PodcastsYouTube PodcastsPunk Rock Demonstration - Wednesdays 7 p.m. PSTRipper Radio - Fridays & Saturdays 7 p.m. PSTContact BGP:brothersgrimpunk@gmail.com@Punkbot138 on Instagram@BrosGrimPunk on XMore Music:Bandcamp - Follow us and download our albums: Brothers Grim Punk, Fight Music, and more!YouTube - tons of our punk playlists, from Anarchy to Zombies!
She's a practical genius- An actual genius, they say, —but she'll never believe it. There's no more star struck Clouds strung together With bruises All the lies and all the lairs The layers of cake For birthdays missed A Christmas present, In lessons learned The Devil wishes For her to suffer Surely, she'll come around at some point But today, of course To her dismay, It's just attention deficit And jelly fishing Was the straight jacket really necessary? You said you were going to kill everybody. I was Skrillex! Sure you were. Silence, children I'd rather than to kill you Have to feed you forever, From my breast and my loins A sour milk gon totten Than to give you all To Television dinners And seat you at Tom's Restaurant In the smoker's section Rather now I die and here Than go on knowing I may never know my whole God again, God Thereby and there I go, Open and world over closer They simply shouldn't bother With such fragile and delicate a flower That she truly has Become carnivorous There, now children I shall feed you from the fertile soil Of another world. Not forgotten, but hidden from forsaken Shallow souls of pestering man animals The shallow souls of man animals To seed the sigh of senders promise Never worth fortold by nature Never less the sounds of science Never less control of masses The masters in distress, The makers of madness The masters of distress The makers of madness The makers of chaos Worth, running For, follow Tear, sacred Tears, sacred Take her Take her Again to the way now Take her Take her Again to the fortress Take her Take her again to the world now For even in a pit of snakes, A wolf is bitten For even in a tank of sharks, the ocean The lion would never triumph Take her, Take her again to the fortress Take her again to the world now Take her, take her to forests and fire Take her again to betrothed, nature Nature Nature Fall short shadow, will you Will call it The one who comes Is also myself! O, lord! The one who calls Is also myself Oh, My Gos The one who wakes, Is also my self No, God, Foreshadow my mark Foreshadow this kindness unto man, My shadow hath quaked in the dusk Lurking in all the, mine crevices Mine shadows, Mine evils, Mine darkness, Mine envy My death Falling under water, Here I am breathing in The deep of salt, The dault of man The dusk and dawn The fortress Wait here, dear shadow, For I must creep low to supply you with light Wait here, dear captor The world you have burned from our kindle Wait here, dear mountain For many years from now, You too shall again be the ocean floor Hear now, dear birds The words of our feathers, With hands that made wings, And voices of songs, You were born Wait here, dear shadow— For I am making you heat to nourish Wait here, dear shadow, For I must lurk and creep low To supply you Wait here, my dear shadow, For truth is only in essence, Your eyes now Wait here, my dear captor For shadows have waited much longer I pray you Every fucking Friday! I almost skipped today, you know— Just as I realized The Devil would attack at the moment I might have anointed my arrival To the oncoming And the devil is mine again As he has no power at all But my own Control your wits, captain! CONTROL MY WHAT?! There's a storm a foot and we're at the helm of it! I'M AT THE HELM OF IT! AYE! AND WE! I'M THE CAPTAIN! AS I SAID, CONTROL YOUR WITS! WHO'RE YE YELLING AT?! [lightning strikes closely as the waves begin to tower aside the ship— thunder rumbles.] {Enter The Multiverse} Oh My, God—Tina Fey! Hi! I—uh—yeah. It's so nice to finally meet you. Hm. I—I was the hot water heater in your book! what's that supposed to mean. Did I read it. Working on it. Am I in it?! Why would you be? I don't know! Am I? Just— give me a few— How long is that?! What's a few?! How about a montage? CUT TO: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKEN. And that's—JUST—what they'll DO! And— One of these—days— These boots— Are gonna WALKEN Ova U. Nancy Sinatra is still f#cking weird. I must admit, i feel personally attacked. OH, GOD. OH NO. This is certainly the thing you do not want, When trying to erase someone entirely from existence. Or at the very least… Jesus fucking Christ. …thinking about something in any sort of way. This. …and again. Is most certainly what you don't want. My walls are closing in, full figured artifact of closure, And infact I exaggerated the fact of circumstance Because I had to Because I had to What, am I on in the other room? Supersonic as we all were, By the millions and by the numbers The simple heart attack was won, The hearty breakfast, Stripes were earned And not a one tear shed after –but my head hurts But my head hurts. You started it. I did not; but I most certainly will finish it. Quiet, they're coming. Quiet the children; Ready the talleys, Count all the votes, And stable your alters; Didn't I warn you? (I warned her!) Didn't I warn you? (I was warned) Didn't I warn you? (Why didn't you warn us?) Cause I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to hurt you. Well–dammit! What. what happened? #villain battle I can't kill you. What? Why not? It's–it's in my contract. lol damn what kind of contract did this dude sign? Lol idk tho. This could be progressive, But instead it's cynical A wizard and a mystic should make some interesting kids, though Another lesson timber, timbre all the violnisits And the brass section is fascinating, Rather–0 More percussion DId you mean this? I meant everything I ever *sneezing* *DIDN'T* Say. Gazuntite. Daggers and daggers and Daggers and I'm sorry what happened to your mailbox; And your mascot. I got ass, God. I told you. Now, what? Be strong. Okay. I'm strong. Cause here they come. Here they come what? [The lust monkeys enter rapidly.] Ah, God. The lust monkeys. The lust monkeys. The lust monkeys! Dammit! Why can't it ever be like, The trust-fund monkeys. (Sometimes it is.) I feel sick to my stomach, And made of straw; Hey scarecrow– Comeback to the Wizard of Oz Hey, scarecrow– Come back to the Wizard of Oz Hey scarecrow– Come back to The Wizard of Oz The sun don't shine on Anywhere else Like it shines on california –it shines on California, Los Angeles DAMN. LOOK AT LOS ANGELES DUSTY ASS. DAMN. LOS ANGELES? …what ? yeah! LOS ANGELES! GET YO' DUSTY ASS OVER HERE. Look at the starlit purple sky; Always follow your mother's advice Water is boiling, toil and strife; Follow your mother's advice Standing on the Rock, Aretha Franklin Don't you know I missed All the good years Cause someone hates me Cause someone hates me Don't you know I missed all the best years Cause no one loves m Cause no one loves me Cause no one loves me Your Love Keeps Me Waiting, Joey Diggs In some other city somewhere, The traffic still stops all the same All the while, I still look out the window Wishing, watching Tops of buildings thinking INT. FAIRY WORLD MARKET Oh Wanda–you look horrible. Why thank you. “Son of Sam” So wait, I– Hm? Who does she think I am? Whoever you are. [beat] Well–who am I, then? Indeed. You know, ever since Cosmo left, you haven't quite been the same. Nobody's really “the same” as they ever were…. I heard he's been drinking. He's– [another flashback] All my Love Phil Perry & Renee Rapp –always been drinking. MAN, I CAN'T GO NOWHERE IN THIS BITCH NOW I GOTTA WAIT TILL THE END OF OCTOBER TO MOVE AROUND NEW YORK WITHOUT SEEING THIS [Hello] NIGGA . I told you that was niggly nigga. —and I told you, you were starstruck. I'M NOT STARSTRUCK. Somebody! Get him on ice! Ice, Ice Baby… What the hell is this? Your uh – It's the paperwork you asked for. These are murder charges! Manslaughter, technically. “First degree murder.” Oh, that one. Yeah. THIRD degree murder? I thought that was separate– What is even the difference?! Did you get my– QUIET. You shriveled old coon! SO AM I UNDER ARREST? No ,sir– What?! I mean, yes, but– What is going on? You're like– You're filthy rich. Yeah, but. So like… So, like–I'm not going to jail. Oh. No–yes. No, you're definitely – Definitely like eventually– Definitely eventually going to jail. Dammit! But like–not today. Oh… Yeah, see. So is it like. I said that. So is it–like– I don't know. On a wire? I don't know, man. Fuck fast fridays. I'm right there with you. This is the last one. Yeah man. Forshure. “Full figured” Telepathy sucks. He was my muse By many man For no other reason Than that I cherished him I was at fault But none to blame The wiser sense that lied beyond My reckoning The wildest thoughts Bloomed as fruit from trees The nourishment Of a greater cause to die with forward blinding light Towards eternity My music Nothing greater shadow felt, Some sense in tears, Which would not fall But rain, did, somewhere Knowing that I loved him –and in my ways, This was our world, The meaning of it Strewn to words With listens; Crafting tides and stardust Out of wonder and confusion lying scattered on the tracks As I'd imagined, Disrobed and also dishonored A horror movie, And no more judgements, For it was over, and drunk The water I had poured into hearts The shadow that hung over Like a gliding ::||pause. –well wait, what kind of bird is that? …A big one. Alright, unpause.:|| Sparrow, with wings that fly only so high, for a while, as reminders That all we, Are earth bound, And by beauty and with time, Bound to one another. (Respectively.) I V Moonlight Becomes You, Johnny Mathis This is getting pathetic. Pathetic on my part, or the Illuminati's? What's the difference. –MONEY MONEY mO NOBODY'S PAYING ME. Yo, first of all– [Hey.] FUCK YOU, CUT TO: What did you say your name was again? I want to thank you for your love, The Emotions CHRIS ROCK I THOUGHT I WAS NIGGLY NIGGA. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © #fastfridays {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū
Gewisse Dinge müssen gesagt werden, bevor man weitermachen kann: eine Entschuldigung, eine Erklärung, ein Fuck You. So ging es auch der Britin Beabadoobee. Ihr drittes Album «This Is How Tomorrow Moves» ist all die Dinge, die sie gesagt haben muss, bevor sie ins Morgen weiterziehen kann. Beabadoobee aka Beatrice Kristi Laus liefert schon zum zweiten Mal das Sounds! Album der Woche. Schon vor gut zwei Jahren mochte die Sounds! Redaktion ihr Album «Beatopia» besonders gut. Auf «This Is How Tomorrow Moves» geht sie zwar etwas sparsamer mit den 90er-Referenzen um, doch in Punkto bekannten Mitarbeitende gilt noch immer das Motto mehr ist mehr: Producer-Legende Rick Rubin produzierte ihr drittes Album. Wir verlosen es täglich auf Vinyl und CD.
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Knock knock, darlings! Join the queens as we talk about funny poems.If you'd like to support Breaking Form:Review the show on Apple Podcasts here.Buy our books: Aaron's STOP LYING is available from the Pitt Poetry Series. James's ROMANTIC COMEDY is available from Four Way Books.SHOW NOTESWatch Stacey Waite give a full reading here (at 38:00); here's Stacey reading one poem: "The Kind of Man I Am at the DMV." Watch Gary Jackson's poem "Tryouts" in Motionpoems (Button Poetry) here.Read Tim Dlugos's "David Cassidy, I Want to Fuck You"; listen to Terence Winch read "Incredible Risks" (the title of one of Dlugos's books) here. Read "Note Passed to Superman" as well as some other of Lucille Clifton's "Clark Kent Poems" here.Here's an interview in Adroit Journal with Denise Duhamel, in which she discusses the craft of chattiness and comedy in her poetry. Visit Nick Lantz's website.You can read Aaron Smith's "Jennifer Lawrence" here (scroll down).Watch Anita Bryant get some queer comeuppance here. James's poem about this is: "On Dark Days, I Imagine My Parents' Wedding Video." Their poem, "A Fact Which Occurred in America" can be read here.Read Matthew Olzmann's "Letter to the Person Who, During the Q&A Session After the Reading, Asked for Career Advice" (from Constellation Route).Go read A.R. Ammons's poem "Their Sex Life" here.Read Ed Ochester's "Monroeville, PA."
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Hugo speaks about Lessons Learned from a Year of Building with LLMs with Eugene Yan from Amazon, Bryan Bischof from Hex, Charles Frye from Modal, Hamel Husain from Parlance Labs, and Shreya Shankar from UC Berkeley. These five guests, along with Jason Liu who couldn't join us, have spent the past year building real-world applications with Large Language Models (LLMs). They've distilled their experiences into a report of 42 lessons across operational, strategic, and tactical dimensions (https://applied-llms.org/), and they're here to share their insights. We've split this roundtable into 2 episodes and, in this second episode, we'll explore: An inside look at building end-to-end systems with LLMs; The experimentation mindset: Why it's the key to successful AI products; Building trust in AI: Strategies for getting stakeholders on board; The art of data examination: Why looking at your data is more crucial than ever; Evaluation strategies that separate the pros from the amateurs. Although we're focusing on LLMs, many of these insights apply broadly to data science, machine learning, and product development, more generally. LINKS The livestream on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/live/c0gcsprsFig) The Report: What We've Learned From A Year of Building with LLMs (https://applied-llms.org/) About the Guests/Authors (https://applied-llms.org/about.html)
Hugo speaks about Lessons Learned from a Year of Building with LLMs with Eugene Yan from Amazon, Bryan Bischof from Hex, Charles Frye from Modal, Hamel Husain from Parlance Labs, and Shreya Shankar from UC Berkeley. These five guests, along with Jason Liu who couldn't join us, have spent the past year building real-world applications with Large Language Models (LLMs). They've distilled their experiences into a report of 42 lessons across operational, strategic, and tactical dimensions (https://applied-llms.org/), and they're here to share their insights. We've split this roundtable into 2 episodes and, in this first episode, we'll explore: The critical role of evaluation and monitoring in LLM applications and why they're non-negotiable, including "evals" - short for evaluations, which are automated tests for assessing LLM performance and output quality; Why data literacy is your secret weapon in the AI landscape; The fine-tuning dilemma: when to do it and when to skip it; Real-world lessons from building LLM applications that textbooks won't teach you; The evolving role of data scientists and AI engineers in the age of AI. Although we're focusing on LLMs, many of these insights apply broadly to data science, machine learning, and product development, more generally. LINKS The livestream on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/live/c0gcsprsFig) The Report: What We've Learned From A Year of Building with LLMs (https://applied-llms.org/) About the Guests/Authors (https://applied-llms.org/about.html)
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YES. Oh yes indeed. It must be something about this beast inside— Even my first boyfriend— My first real boyfriend. Was— Seriously? Incredibly gifted. Jesus Christ. Right. Jesus fucking Christ. (That can happen.) Well. Well. I've— Wait a second. How would you even write something like this. My dissuasion from black men has never prevented me from being pleasured by— Oh no. Some of the world's finest dicks. How's that. Perfect. I can't even, (But just did) “9 inch pie crust How's “9 inches? That'll work. Just don't dislodge my IUD. Dammit. Really less than 9? I mean— I'll take A 6 Yes! Really? Or a 7 Nice. But only to play with. What. Ok. What! I'm not keepin it. I just like sucking dick. Really? Yes. AHA, —the right dick. Well, well, well— And if the last bitch left her stink on you— Even if you wash it 6 fucking times— I'll smell it in my eyelids. What. Your aura sucks. What. Why. I don't like her. What?! Who?! The last one. Vibe check. Man, you gotta stop fuckin these white bitches White bitches: LalalalalLalalalala Lalalalal No. What?! Why?! She sucks, bro. Yeah but Comfort, luxury, style— Utility. You can take this girl anywhere Just shapeshift into a basic white bitch For what Just do it Those are the ones that're around! These rich ass fuckin hoes. EASY. What. White girl wasted. Have another shot. Ooh, dad bod. Yes. SUNNI BLU You thought I forgot I did not DADBOD. Mmm. Yes but also NO, JAKE GYLLENHALL PUT YOUR WEDDING BAND BACK ON BUT-/ WE ARE FINISHED. DONE. YESSSSSS. I'm off the CLOCK. Look, marriage is work. However— DEEZ HOEZ GOT BALLZ FUCK. Nasty ass trick. BODIES. BODIES BODIES. What is all this fucking hotness even for if you can't work those fuckin muscles— what do they call them? “Intercostals” Yo— your intercostals are not the fuck muscles Wait, they're not? No. Aw. But you can use them to fuck if you want Where's that one nigga at?! [Skrillex] Under some blonde slut SLUTZ. Nice. Fine. Wait. What. You really want that?! Vibe check. Vampires: He was such a nice kid Feeding time. SUCKED HIM DRY DEAD ON. Man, I kind of want to watch that one movie where— It was a box office flop. Monsters; Ohh. A weak one. BREAK THE SEAL. BREAK THE SEAL. You can shapeshift into a s— Okay, listen, I am NOT going back To The Rock for any reason. Just—- be ugly. I am ugly. You really think I'm trying to ILLUMINATI: Watch this. DOLLARS. WHAT. RYAN REYNOLDS FUCK YOU. GET OFF MY ISLAND! I'm a DAD. Where's the bathroom? SLUTZ MODELS ACTRESSES: see. These bitchez is interchangeable. I love that. Look, you walk into one of these events with anything darker than a paper bag— Well, It depends on who manufactured the brown paper bag… [Whole Foods Market] Still too dark. —She had better be the most perfect looking broad anyone could ever want. Where's the bra straps? You want bra straps? Uh, yeah?! Oh *snickers* Sorry. Look, I don't want to even think about that scene where— FUCK YOU, DILLON FRANCIS FUCK YOU IN THE ASS. DILLON FRANCIS oh damn. That kid did look like Dillon Francis. Like a lot. GET BACK HERE. I liked him. Did you tell him that? No way. After that John dude broke my heart. DO YOU REMEMBER ME?! I'M A BIRD. Someone find Tim. Agh. Whatever. Find that Smith kid I went to high school with. For what? I wanna bone him. Goddamn, Madame President. Shut up. Damn, so. So the president basically has an errand boy to go round up all the dick she missed out on being groomed to be the first Black female president? Yes. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [KILL THE BITCH.] WHY?! I'm the most conservative bitch you will EVER find on this side of the brown paper bag test Why is that? AYAYAYAYAYAYAY you understand even the Mexicans are racist against blacks— And?! STAY DOWN, BITCH. Si. Okay. You see this kid? [The Mexican Skrillex] Find him. Aye aye captain. And make sure whatever he does... LISTEN TO ME. ¡AY¡ NO HABLA INGLES! ¡NO TENGO DINERO! CAN IT. I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. IDIOT. Okay. Fuck it, I'm in. You're in. I'm in. You sonofabitch. Look. I got mad love for the Mexican people. I promise. [Puerto Rico] Huh. What. You're in. Fuck. Now we gotta change the flag. We should do that anyway, it's soaked in the blood of enslaved African Americans and slain indigenous! “I live on the stolen lands of the Chippewa people.” Woah. A self-aware white woman. See, they exist. Bag that bitch. Seriously. Meanwhile— I AM FRIGHTENED. By what? YOUR BLACKNESS. . I can't protect you from this. YOU CANT PROTECT ME FROM SHIT, Without your DICK. Are you serious. I'm done with this. You can have him. Are you serious. Yes. I was born rich. That's frigening. Not as frightening as your blackness. I get itz THE NIGGAZ HAVE DECENDED UPON US. Oh no. Oh yes. And worse— What's this? THEY BROUGHT THE HOOTRATZ. NO. YES. (I love these ghetto ass bitches.) YO BLACKMERICANS. What's up, CROCS. ARE. NOT. SHOES. We know that. Wait, what This is a silent protest against the hostile and corrupt corporate slavery of the sneaker industry aimed at Americans living in poverty which promotes materialism and greed in the current socio political industrial complex of the white supremacy movement. No Dillon, you have to marry a pretty little white girl like the rest of us. But WHY, Grandmaster Freemason? Because— Why is that? I don't know. I think it's so— I swear to god, He looks just like him. Would you believe if I told you, That this [Exact replica of Dillon Francis] Wow. Is a tiny black man? Are you insane? I like his dick. He must be nuts. ITS LIKE 10 FEET LONG. What?! This guy [Skrillex] White bitches: You promise? Yeah. GET OFF OF HIM HE'S MINE That's a designer ass fuckin broad right there... trip. *i wish* DUDE IN COWBOY HAT yeup. You mean Diplo ?! Sure. This is all in your head. I know. You want a dose of reality? No. I don't. Sure. GO FUCK YOURSELF. I should but—- No. What? Why not? Look, everytime I even get close to orgasm. HELLO. NO. I'm still paranoid that a helicopter is going to hover outside of my window. VO I became less paranoid after that moment lol white supremacist robot people They exist. I know. I'm the one programming them. BEFORE: HELICOPTER: [hovering outside of window as I masturbate furiously] “Furiously” SERIOUSLY. That's what she's doing in there?! ITS BEEN YEARS. EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A— the biggest penises I've ever seen in my life were on the literally scrawniest, skinniest white dudes I've ever loved— Been friends with— And trusted. Oh dear God —To demolish my pussy. THAT IS GOOOOOOOOD. What the fuck. Take that, black supremacy! Seriously, tho. Niggaz is niggas. ♀️ It's fair to say that you also have too much power. WHAT. Seriously. VO Now I knew someone extremely rich HELLICOPTER (But hovering) Fff-fr-ff-ff Hm. That sounds close. Was watching me. OH DEAR GOD WHAT. I'm BUSY. I think it's fair to say The only safety in this country Is in being a white woman. AHEM. WHAT. A *frail white woman. What?! I'm strong?! A skinny woman. Where'd the white go? I don't know. Bring it back. I need some of that. God, she's just so free, and fun loving, careless— She's just so— Perfect. God, Are you still busy? kind of, Why? Make me perfect. I already did that. I mean, like this *Vogue Magazine* I mean like this. What is that? That's a model. What. It means she's perfect. I don't know him. That's a girl. Where's her breasts? *Vogue cover Breasts, unpictured— Pg. 11 Leave me alone, Satan. But it's important. Is this fast over? No. It all started with apple pie… Look. I am an American, Okay? A patriot. Do you know why other countries hate us? Because we sold the world a dream, And it ended up as a cheap, Made in China Piece of Crap. [robot people] Did you figure out how to program humans yet? Kind of. CHINA Oh. That's funny— We have. Before: No more babies. What. You get ONE. One?! ONE. Ok, well I hope it's a boy. GOD a boy, for what?! To carry on my family's name! GOD. But you family sucks… What? Why would you say that, It's a GIRL. THROW IT AWAY: What. Seriously, does nobody remember that? Okay, you can have more kids now. Why?! It's over populated. As fuck. We need more soldiers. American men tend to frtishize Asian women. Why is this. Great. More subordinates. My spell worked. So like. Wait, They OWN LAND HERE? …Excurricating debt. Had to give them something. MAKE MORE MASKS. Oh? That's good. I like that. Okay. What is the true evil that seems to lie Deeply inside every blue eyed— I can't feel shiiiieeeeeeet. Are you sure it's just Blue eyes. It's a mutation. For what? You realize that this DONT BRING THAT SHIT OVER HERE you're a psychopath. Fuck these bitches I love vamps. LOOK AT ME. why. BECAUSE I DONT MAKE MY OWN ENERGY. i'M NOT ORIGINALLY FROM THIS PLANET WELL I AM. Great. Give me your light what? I don't have any. So wait this is Yes. This is actually an extraterrestrial war. WE'RE IN SPACE WARS?! I told you that. Great. It's a mutation We'll call it “an adaptation” GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME. Okay. I like thighs now. What. Why don't you have thighs?! Men are uselesss. Sssriosussss. They never know what they want. They want ussssss. Children!!? Mostly. I swear, she's all used up. All used up. At 26. Yep. Wow. I should just kill myself. You should. I've been replaced! {First Wives Club} Best movie ever. By what A fucking toddler. Okay. I love her. {White women} (The actually self aware ones are also most often the most famous) Which one? All of them. The whole cast?! Star-studded. I thought this was Star Wars. Well, it was. I'll be damned! GEORGE LUCAS I thought I was. BUY! BUY! SELL! SELL. So this is automatic writing. Yep. I didn't get that knee injury from running. I got it sitting on the New York subway with my leg at a 90 degree angle. Oh really? Really. These boots are made for walkin, And that's just what they'll do; One of these days, these boots are gonna walk All over you. Is that code for something Walk on my back. What? Are you sure. Yes. Okay. In these: Uhhhh. That might hurt. I know. Woah. Just do it, okay? I'll pay you. Pay me in what?! Rupees. What about this one? No. No brown dudes. Why?! He's mad rich. I don't care. Not even me? No. No rappers. Why not?! He's mad rich. Roaches. Video hoes. [Beyoncé's Jolene is hilarious.] Dolly's asking you; Begging, actually… BEYONCÉ IS WARNING YOU. Really, bro? Men. A light skin, And a dark skin. A skinny one, And a thick one. A white one, And a black one. Men Have No Loyalty. SOME DO. Yeah. The ugly ones with short dicks *I AM OFFENDED* No, you're just ugly. It's a lot harder to be offended when you have everything. You have everything! Why are you crying! I want LOVE. YOU HAVE LOVE [MADONNA IS RUNNING A MARATHON] Gotta burn off all this energy What is it?! Love! Gotta take a nap… (Dark skinned women—the strongest women, being sucked dry of their— {Infinite Wisdom} [A fortress.] It does replenish, eventually… I promise WHERE THE LOVE IS With the women and children! Look, if this whole bitch is the titanic, (the United States of America) Then we should run it like the titanic and just TITANIC Women and children! WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Why, Cause the men are responsible for this war in the first place. Secret President Deathwish Enter The Multiverse The Legend of S Ū P C Я E E™ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension L E G E N D S The Seven Souls Saga OWSLA CONFIDENTIAL, LTD.The infinite Skrillifiles: Next Generation— Quantum Force [The door is kicked in.] What the FUCK. I'M THE FUCK I get that. Whatever, move. [he begins to rifle through the cabinets] Now where is it? What the fuck are you looking for? Shut UP. WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE. You call this a house? Dammit. Where would she keep something like this—? If by “she” you mean ME. I don't mean “you.” I'm the only one who lives here. NOBODY lives here. What. Right. What?! Right what?! You really don't know, do you? Don't know what? You are not who you think you are. Who do I think I am? What?! Who do you think I AM? That's right. Now shut up. Get out of my house. This is not a HOUSE. And even if it was a HOUSE, it's not YOUR house. What! SHUT UP. You're making a mess! I am a mess. STOP IT. That's alright—I know you'll clean it up. I thought I'm not who I thought I am. Yeah. But I know who you are. Tsh. Are you going somewhere with this? Eventually, but right now I need my back rubbed. Fine. PREVIOUSLY ON… Whatever Just— “Tidbits” Points: Jennifer Lopez in the 90's enters immidiate superstardom and fame, as The Illuminati, which has been tracking her every move for quite some time, conspicuously gifts her with a handful of large, rare, and uncut diamonds—she becomes a Kingpin and near overnight success, keeping the secret of the diamonds to herself—however, as she is skyrocketed to success and fame, strange and mystical things begin happening all around—and even more strange and mysterious, mystical people—besides the usually strange and magical celebrities and otherwise unworldly weirdos within the Illuminati's ranks— begin to appear, acting as guiding forces between the multidimensional realms which within the various portals a hidden world — infinity and beyond— has been kept, only exposed through the stories, shows, and — Wait a second — a montage— montage— I'm being intercepted. What? What about a montage?? I love a good montage. Everybody loves a good montage. the infinite Jennifer Aniston and her Multidimensional counterparts Jennifer Aniston is tasked as becoming a guardian angel, to help protect and watch over the mysterious extraterrestrial formerly known as supacree, currently masquerading as CC as she attempts to escape the spiral of magical attacks from unknown forces, after being trapped in New York City. You know what? I love it. I'll take it. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. I love her. I love her. it'll take it. JENNIFER ANNISTON, a well-known A-list actress whose rise to fame in the 1990's created her as a Hollywood superstar (and Illuminati staple) has been looking for the perfect project to invest her time to— rumors within the Underground have been circulating about a “secret podcast”, to which it's curator, a homeless and downtrodden musician and amateur DJ publishing Illuminati doctrine, some of which is only known to the limited and coveted higher ranks within the organization, interwoven into the plot's narratives as “Easter eggs”; the unformed screenplays have been archived and passed around for a number of years within a small community of elites, and some even plagiarized by the mindless and money hungry lowest ranking industry professionals—however—as it is known by the leaders of the organization as a whole, the true origins of this doctrine remains “unknown”, and the identity of the author, is surmised to be the prophesied scribe, set to arrive as the dawning of a new era arises, to write within her words the hidden truths to be sought by all mankind and otherwise—and therefore, must be protected and hidden within the organizations cradle at all costs; though misunderstood greatly, The Illuminati has been tasked with spreading the divine light to the human species through artform and storytelling, and as the art of wordfare becomes a lost art, the doctrine must be colluded to be written, before the end of the scribe's time, said to be often—a most untimely death, as the forces of darkensss seek to end all that remains of the love and light of the divine kind. Damn, really: Jennifer Aniston. I really like her eyes: Well yeah, they're mine, so. Apparently or whatever, Jennifer Anniston is assigned to guide CC as she trains to stand up as the scribe — Who revealed herself as so in Los Angeles, at Carl Cox's show. I dropped three cards for form the center of my eye, Here: An equilateral triangle. I Am. Two— These markings will be known to those as I, The scribe. Three— A world unknown awaits all those who seek the truth of the divine light in the pursuit of higher knowledge. INT. EQUINOX SPORTS CLUB NEW YORK. MANHATTAN. DAY JENNIFER ANNISTON enters the elevator—to her left, towering over her, she spots JIMMY FALLON, trying to remain unseen. …Jim? Oh, yeah, hey, What re you doing here? Whatever I want. You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here. This is by the way, when Satan switches from Jimmy fallon's body to Jennifer Anniston, hereby known as Jennifer Anisatan— just before the scene at Equinox “I'm holding in a fart.” So wait, who is Jimmy Fallon, then? Who the fuck knows. Who the fuck cares. I'm over it. ————————————————No wait, don't. Tie me to the cross Bleed on my sickness m Crossfaders, behind us Blinder up, bonded Surreal, The sunsets are longer Open your mind, your highness Crossfire, behind us (Someone else writing this) Dawn comes on stronger The sunsets are longer Tie me to your honor Come before me Somebody said you were the apocalypse I should have listened to my father Somebody told me you won the world at a carnival I should have never listened to my mother I should have listened to my father I should have listened to my father I should have listened to my father Come before me Tie me to your honor Born of blood, The borderline genius You were the apocalypse Tie me to your cross MAYA RUDOLPH Is weird. MAYA RUDOLPH prepares for a SAYONCE in her formerly secret apartment on the upper east side dedicated entirely to magical purposes Ok. Ok. Okay? Ok. The worst part about it is, I do understand you, Because I am you The very worst part of it is I want a family To hold you hand And rub your back But I just can't have you —I'm just a fan, dude. The truth is I've got two suitcases, Some capsules of cyanide, An axe and some anthrax A cat in my lap And a failing laptop I've been living hand to mouth I've got A ripped backpack A stress ball A Hackey sack A hockey bag A volleyball And a mouthful of gunpowder How do you like me now? It's gonna take forever to fund my project But it's gonna take longer To find my body Cause nobody loves me Nobody has my number The phone is shut off And so is the water (By that I mean, my love; It's all coming out blood now) I must be backed up And stuffed full of crystal cocks I could give it up for a wand Or a ringworm Oh God My wrists are itching to ditch this place I fell asleep with a gun to my head And woke up Cobain Okay? Ok Okay? Ok. Sorry to wake you I came to rape you HEATH LEDGER hello. OH, GOD. HEATH LEDGER I heard you like ghosts. I— I don't. HEATH LEDGER Oh, you don't? No—! HEATH LEDGER oh! wait—who are you? HEATH LEDGER (Makes joker face) All my friends are dead, anyway I'm loving more ghosts than people these days The faces, the golden days The golden retrievers I need some relief, man Release me Sweet, freedom Just lay on your back, And I'll take it from there JOKER? Aha. I'm in love with the idea of Death The idea of Leaving this world behind The idea of love The ideal of love The ideal of love The seductive touch I'm in love with the idea of Not knowing pain The idea of Not needing money The idea of love The ideal of love The ideal of love The seductive barrel of a gun So run away Run far from me Far as the eye can see— And I'll aim for the head But probably just get the neck Or the center of the back Twirl around, girl Do your dance Heads or tales for the daughters The blondes, The live that you wanted The life that you wasted The knife to your back The life flight The kite hack Never spend your heart on band tickets Don't you know This is so much more Disappointing in person We all are Never spend your bet on your bottom dollar The kite and the rock band The lost rock The last dollar Diamonds on your JENNIFER LOPEZ GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, BITCH. NO WAY, J-LO. YOU LOVE ME EXACTLY. GETAWAYFROMME. DONT MAKE ME CALL GOLDBERG. I'M LIKE WAY MORE SCARED OF JANET JACKSON. JANRT JACKSON GUESS WHAT?! OH NO!!! NOOOO. U PICKS UP TO SUPER SPEED wtf. How does she run that fast, that fat? I really don't know. Did you call my name? Did you wake me from my relentless dreams I needed you Just like you needed me I called your name You called me Follow me home Follow me to the road we both know Open the doors for the lonely Follow me home Follow me home Sista sista What it is, mista? Turn the tables, Drums, then get my sticks sucked You dig it? Turn on the television I'm on in an minute This could be infinite, Nothing to defend here, Just No, not the google documents! GET IN THE HOLE. Hm. What. Blood Shower All along the watch tower Do you feel good? Do you? Do you feel bad about this. I do. I feel bad about this. I forgot to tell you– I should probably let you know that I just want to MAN, FUCK THIS DUDE. MA. WAHT. IT'S ON. WHAt. THE SHOW IS ON. THEWHAT. THE– *suddenly self aware* …I gotta get out of Boston. What, first this was about war, now it's about bird people? It's about a war WITH the bird people. I should sleep. Hahaha. No. This isn't funny anymore. At least it's over. MA– Oh, it's far from over. Yo, i'm going through some crazy shit right now. Spur of the moment I'd never thought of it; This is gonna take forever. I don't have the patience To even write this I just want french fries right now But been up for two days with no gym and I'm on a diet. GUAC TIME. No, no burritos. GUAC TIME. Oh shit, this is getting real as fuck . NOw i see it three ways. I love it. I hate it. HEY, LET ME OUT. GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, SKRILLEX. I'M DILLON FRANCIS. IN THE HOLE. Check it out. Huh. It's another DJ. *agrees* Should we pick him up. WEll, the good news is: I found your friend. Oh, that's good. The bad news is: He's dead. Oh, that–'s … nice. Yeah. It is. Uh. Kaskade. Yeah. We gotta find Ryan. Why. What's up? You're freaking me out. Why. What's up. Nothing IS it my eyes? I– *wild ass eyes* Yeah, it's probably that. Fuck dude, what did you do to deadmau5. NOTHIN. He's not the same. What the fuck is that. Holy shit I jus timejumped Where the fuck are you going. How the fuck could this happen?! It COULDN'T. Well, that's it then. *shrugs* Well, I guess we're just gonna have to go dig up Dillon Francis. I guess so. Do you think he's still alive. Like, probably not– Maybe… No, probably not @prodbywar& @Halmadeit This amazon order took me nine hours Alexa, I think i should fire her Like a arm I don't leave at night without armor Don't make me a martyr Your mom will be proud of us all If i make it outta here And i'll look after her Got the whole block coming up on my heels as I walk Wtf is it… Idk dude. Is it speeding up? I…i think so. There's no way this is 140 IT's 140. It's 140 . There's no way. Yes way. Nah huh. Let me see. No. Let me at the decks. Let me at the decks. NO. YO LET ME AT THE DECKS. You want deks. Yes. I got deks. Really. yeus . I never listened to it like this In ableton I read serato, synesthesia and rekordbox I talk a lot, I'm like a human music box I walk a lot I run my mouth a mile a minute (faster than i run around the track reciting rap words) Like they're passwords. Oh, I could do this forever.. I wish i had i microphone right now And was all alone With the lights off Lying on the floor I'd be lying if i said I could afford you Just to fornicate But may consider playing with a foreigner If you're all for her I'm unnerved, you know Cause i've been up so long My monster likes to play with boys and Make the bass go down below where Nobody does anymore Once I get a hold of things Or the hang of it You've got another hot ones on your hands I've another record under my belt Or in my roster, Whatever you'd call it But now I've got no time to bark about Wanting a dog and a daughter But none of the responsibility or Going through all the trouble to find her a father I'm still holding a fart in. Reaally–cause–it's been a really long time. WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT A LONG TIME, JIMMY FALLON?? Um a lot! You literally just saw me make the journey all the way up from nothing. I am nothing EXACTLY. I don't have time to fight with you Jiimmy Fallon. I did NOT write these games by myself you know?! Um, excuse me– “GAMES” ?! YES, GAMES. Uh, I've only got one game with you in it, my friend. Is that so! One game that I've written with the Great–formerly LATE Jimmy Fallon. Is that like a play on words cause i'm on late night TV YOu'RE ON ALL THE TIME TV, JIMMY. NBC SHIT IS PRACTICALLY AUTOMATICALLY SYNDICATED. -_- …are you alright. –_-_-__-_ Hold on, I think i've got it Nice, I found a growler. yOu still haven't got all the monsters and sprites Ive got all the big ones, but the little ones are harder to catch. GrO0Wl3rrr. Aww. He's so ugly. Yeah, but cute, though, right. I don't think so. Gro)WwlErrrrrrrrr. Aww. That's so fucking gross. lol . so what does this thing look like. Well, that't the thing about the monsters and sprites. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. It's alright, it's alright–he's nice. WHAT. THAT'S A SPRITE. No, it's a monster. He's just scary. SUPACREE. David Bowie. What up. God, it took me ages to find you. Tell me about it. I'm still trying. We've been expecting you for a long time. You were expecting I'd die? Yes. So when she says she's “married to the music…” I'm married to the music. Oh, so. Yo, honestly if you een want to talk to this bitch, you'd better have like a musical instrument, or a mic in your hands, Otherwise– No, getawayfrom me. It's not even worth it. HI. –No. What's up? Tempo. SUNNI Cotour From the store I was poor Now i'm honorable In velour, Glamour (Snap) Forsure, Jesus Christs is making appearances in my abletons I'm not able to comprehend or understand exactly the message, But the evidence sire is mounting Get it Reached the temple, More of a sanctuary, Is that sacrilegious I guess it is, I'm stressed as ever Trying to get it to gether I'm way too tired for a remix; All i really want is some fries that are french And some thighs that are thick Like mine to sit on like five or six dicks Pick up up like chopped sticks {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū. Love, Skrillex. COMING UP ON what show is this? Whatever it is. Things Mormon girls do Katie Mindy Jenny - the 1987 Chevy nova My name is Skrillex- to Yonkerz Laura and Bryan I'm home sick— but not so homesick that I want to be homeless Gentrification—non rent control My boss trying to be a dom (but being black so it was scary and creepy instead of va attractive and a turn on Being worth 4 million And still not being attractive Sex harness Mormons putting themselves to the side To keep up with church standards Correction: carne asada fries with mango pico Mexico elected a new president (a woman) and made the loser a piñata The pixies {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.
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To me it makes no sense not to use your mind and imagine that you are God! I Am everything, I created it all !! I AM amazing. Some would say I am LARPING ! I would say FUCK YOU ! I LOVE YOU
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In 2020 young Mbali Ntuli took on the might of the Democratic Alliance establishment and ran for the leadership of the party against John Steenhuisen. Not unexpectedly, she lost and not long afterwards branched out on her own — not, like many of the black leaders who left the DA after the last general election, to start her own party or to join another one but to start her own civil society organisation. She founded the Ground Work Collective and started simply doing what she loves — civic work in communities around the country and mainly her native KwaZulu-Natal. So successful has she been that Ground Work has found the funding to put 4000 election observers in place for the May 29 poll. “A lot of the stuff that I said when I ran for the DA leadership was what I wanted to do anyway,” she tells Peter Bruce in this edition of Podcasts from the Edge. “It would have been great to do it with a big institutions and a big machine because I think it is the kind of stuff South Africans really want … I didn't join another party and I didn't start one. I wanted to show that I could go back into communities and continue the work that I've been doing for two decades. And I put a lot of my own money in initially because people don't really believe politicians and obviously a big part of the criticism I received the I ran for the DA leadership was that I was young and inexperienced which was absolutely not true so for me this was also a big Fuck You. I could do it!” The discussion centres on how politics works in KZN. These are Ntuli's streets after all….
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This epoisode is sponsored by Better Help. Hey everyone! It's ANOTHER remix episode of A Little Bit Culty because: It's always good to take some time to look back and reflect. PLUS we're currently working our tails off on a batch of all new, farm fresh episodes for a brand new season. Until then, you can always join us over on Patreon - that's patreon.com/alittlebitculty for new weekly episodes, adfree, and other treats. But right now? We're about to get in the weeds of one of our favorite topics with some of our fan favorites. On todays episode we are diving head first into the fucked up world of abstinence pledges, purity rings, and knee length skirts. That's right, we are going deep in the purity culture discussion and we aren't pulling out. Joining us are three powerhouse guests. First is the most rockin' reverend we've ever met. Nadia Bolz-Weber is an ordained Lutheran Pastor, and founder of House for All Sinners & Saints in Denver: a progressive, queer-inclusive Lutheran congregation. She's written three New York Times bestselling memoirs, including Shameless: A Sexual Reformation, which takes on what she sees as the harmful ideas about sexuality that Christianity has promoted throughout history. She's the creator and host of The Confessional podcast, a pop-up prayer network called The Chapel, and a wildly inspirational Substack called The Corners. Next up is Alice Greczyn - an actress, author, and founder of Dare to Doubt. Her story includes a painful yet rewarding transition from Christianity to atheism, a journey that inspired her to found DaretoDoubt.org, a resource site for people detaching from belief systems they come to fnd harmful. And last, and probably least, Eric Skwarczynski is the host and creator of the Preacher Boys podcast, which is a platform for survivors' stories about a deeply disturbing pattern of sexual predation and abuse claims within the Independent Fundamental Baptist movement. You won't want to miss a single second of todays show, so let's get started with our personal Fuck You to Purity Culture, featuring Nadia Bolz Weber, Alice Greczyn, and Eric Skwarczynski. Also… Let it be known far and wide, loud and clear that… The views and opinions expressed on A Little Bit Culty do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of the podcast. Any content provided by our guests, bloggers, sponsors or authors are of their opinion and are not intended to malign any religion, group, club, organization, business individual, anyone or anything. Nobody's mad at you, just don't be a culty fuckwad. Other Links: Check out our lovely sponsors Join ‘A Little Bit Culty' on Patreon Get poppin' fresh ALBC Swag Support the pod and smash this link Cult awareness and recovery resources CREDITS: Executive Producers: Sarah Edmondson & Anthony Ames Production Partner: Citizens of Sound Producer: Will Retherford Senior Producer: Jess Tardy Writer: Holly Zadra Theme Song: “Cultivated” by Jon Bryant co-written with Nygel Asselin