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The Birthday Saga: Jim tries to explain The Theme Park Guys podcast, specifically the recent "The Birthday Saga". GOT A DOLLAR?!: There has been some violence here in Vegas, notably after some Youtube beef but to lighten things up, a crazy man accosts a reporter for a dollar LIVE on air. Court Streams: From making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches during court to wearing "World's Best Farter" shirt, Zoom court rules. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, CRUEL SUMMER!, TAYLOR SWIFT!, FELDDOG SUMMER!, LEAD SINGER!, 16 YEAR OLD!, GIFT OF THE MAGI!, NOT A RAFFLE!, WINNER!, GIFT!, MAGIC OF A THEME PARK!, THEME PARK PODCASTERS!, THE THEME PARK GUYS!, TIM TRACKER!, THAT TRACKS!, NICK!, HUNTER!, THE THEME PARK DAD!, HATE LISTEN!, MORMON!, CRUSH!, BEST FRIEND!, TEXAS!, FLORIDA!, PERSONALITY DRIVEN!, ANXIETY!, EMPATH!, DISNEY ADULTS!, THEME PARK ADULTS!, HUNTER'S BIRTHDAY!, NICK'S BIRTHDAY!, DRAMA!, ATTENTION!, TELLS!, LIES!, MICROEXPRESSIONS!, ALOOF!, NOT GENUINE!, EMOTIONS!, EPIC UNIVERSE!, FRANCIE!, THE BOYS!, FORGOTTEN TEXT!, 7PM!, MIDNIGHT!, LIVING MY LIFE!, IRL STREAMERS!, VEGAS BEEF!, SHOOTING!, THE STRIP!, BELLAGIO!, PULL UP!, DROP A PIN!, ZOOM COURT!, PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!, 9AM!, 1PM!, LATE!, CHILD!, ROBE!, T-SHIRT!, WORLD'S BEST FARTER!, PUBLIC DEFENDER!, TOO COMFORTABLE!, RESPECT!, DECORUM!, LAWYER!, MOSQUITOS! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
Savage and Them: Savage is on his channel rambling about his professional relationship with Corey Feldman and Jim and Them? Machine Gun Kelly: MGK dropped a new pop song, Cliche, and it's embarrassing. Mike is upset over his sleeves. Numerology: Corey answered our question about how 6/2 is a double 2-2 day and does everything make sense now!? Also the cringe of the girl singing Moana on a delayed flight. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, SUMMERTIME!, WILL SMITH!, DJ JAZZY JEFF!, 867-5309!, SAVAGE!, SAVAGE AND THEM!, MUSICIAN!, COREY FELDMAN!, DELUSIONAL!, STREAMATHON!, HAWAII TOM!, INSIDE SCOOP!, RAMBLING!, CRAZY!, SAN FRANCISCO!, PROSTITUTE SONG!, GUNS N ROSES!, STUDIO!, MGK!, POP PUNK!, POST MALONE!, GRUNGE!, COUNTRY!, POWER POP!, GENRE GUY!, GAY!, K-POP!, DANCE!, RAPPER!, HOOK!, KATY PERRY!, CLICHE!, RUN AWAY WITH ME!, ROLLING STONE!, FOR THE BROADS!, FOR THE FELLAS!, SURVEY!, BEN!, FAKE SONG!, SHABOOZEY!, GHEY!, SOUTH PARK!, YOU'RE MAD!, YOU MAD!, NUMEROLOGY!, TRIPLE 2-2!, SOUBLE 2-2!, 2025!, CRAZY!, MIND BLOWN!, CALLERS!, BRUCE!, FANS!, CARNIVAL GRIFTER!, SCUMBAG!, BAD CALLER TURNED GOOD!, JENNIFER!, INTERCOM!, MOANA!, SINGING!, WHOLESOME!, CRINGE!, EMBARRASSED!, SILENCE!, HUMMING!, EYEBROWS RAISED!, CHORUS!, SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
You fed up yet? Good. That means the fire's here. In this solo episode, I take you deep into a recent moment where I finally said enough - and buried the version of me who kept mothering everyone but herself. I walk you through the raw energy behind my new free live event, Fed Up to On Fire, and I soft launch the mantra that's reshaping my movement: Thank You. Fuck You. I'm Free. You'll learn how to alchemize frustration into fuel, how to ride the wave of your own rage without drowning in it, and why being fed up isn't a breakdown - it's the beginning of your rise. If you've been swallowing your truth, people-pleasing your way into exhaustion, and waiting for permission to be selfish, this is your invitation. Let it burn. CLICK HERE to join Fed Up to On Fire. June 19th.
Post Zeke: If you missed part one, you may need to relisten as we live in a post Zeke world now and attempt to get back into Dancing on Ice. Charlie: We get a return call from Charlie from episode 830 Part 2 back in August and he's still saying the same shit. The Return Of Zeke: Zeke is back, can we achieve a friendship arc? Then we have some palette cleansers. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, FRIENDSHIP!, PAUL RUDD!, TIM ROBINSON!, MY BOO!, GHOST TOWN DJS!, STREAM ISSUES!, STAND UP!, 100 FOOT TALL!, NEW YORK!, CHARACTER!, HAVE A KID!, NICK!, CHARITY!, TOTS TURNT!, ZEKE!, GOOD DDUES!, DANCING ON ICE!, ROOTING FOR HIM!, FAIREST PODCAST IN THE GAME!, STREAM ISSUES!, ICE SKATING!, CHARLIE!, CALL IN!, LUCKY FRITZ!, SLEEVELESS!, WHITE HAT!, PREPARED CALL!, BRING TO THE TABLE!, UNIQUE!, IMPROV!, CHINESE RESTAURANT!, SPEAK ENGLISH!, STAND UP!, CLOWNVIS!, HALL PASS!, ANTHONY CUMIA!, IMPRESSIONS!, RONALD REAGAN!, WELL!, CUM HEAD!, JIM NORTON!, ZEKE!, HEADUCATED!, COMEDY SHOP!, JOKE STORE!, ROCKS!, INTEGRITY!, ADVERTISERS!, CANCELED!, COME AFTER YOU!, DETROIT!, DROP A PIN!, SMOKE LOUD!, IGGY POP!, RECORDS!, HEART ATTACK!, STENT!, CALM DOWN!, AMERICAN HISTORY X!, LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES!, FATHER'S DAY!, TEASED!, BULLIED!, DRUMMER!, INSTAGRAM!, KALEB ALL AROUND!, GREEN LANTERN!, IRON MAN 3!, TIKTOK!, BURGERS!, FOOD!, DROOL!, GROSS! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
Kid Cudi A Rat?: Kid Cudi testifies against Diddy and Young Thug labels him a rat. Is that the case? Lord Babylon: We check back in with Lord Babylon on Tiktok to find out the latest advice on how to properly not get cucked by a lady. Shonti2Funny: We delve into the bad humor of one Tiktoker and then watch multiple McDonalds fights and bodycam footage. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, BANANARAMA!, CRUEL SUMMER!, CLONE JESUS!, WINE!, BLOOD!, JURASSIC PARK!, MOSQUITO!, CATHOLIC!, SHANE CULKIN!, MID MOVIE!, BILL AND TED!, CUDI!, CASSIE!, TRIAL!, CAR FIRE!, BREAK IN!, DOG!, BATHROOM!, YOUNG THUG!, RAT!, LOL!, TMZ!, NO SNITCHING!, TOURE!, HOOD!, PLANT!, SAME DAMN TIME!, FUTURE!, SNL!, GANG!, WHITE GUY VOICE!, DAVE CHAPPELLE!, SEXUAL HARASSMENT!, BOOKS!, CRASS BANTER!, MADDEN MOVIE!, DAVID O RUSSELL!, CHRISTIAN BALE!, HAWK TUAH!, AMAZON!, RIZZ TUAH!, LORD BABYLON!, BLACK LOTUS!, YOU'RE WELCOME!, MENS RIGHTS!, REAL!, RETARD!, RESPECT!, DR PHIL!, CRINGE!, HUMOR!, BAD!, TERRIBLE!, EMBARASSING!, IMAGINARY FRIEND!, UBER DRIVER!, SHONTI2FUNNY!, DOUCHE CHILLS!, PRANKS!, PENNIES!, GYM MEMBERSHIP!, MCDONALDS!, FIGHT!, BEAT UP!, FIRED!, ATTACKED!, CRAZY!, KNOCK OUT!, BODYCAM!, NUGGETS!, PREGNANT WORKER!, ATTACK! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
All Hail Unicron: Episode 92:now with sound efx! INTRODUCTION Anybody Get Anything? Movie/Show News Third party: You know what you need more than heavily stylized combining Dinobots? Heavily stylized Dinobots in not one, not two, but four, four (ha-ha-ha) scales! https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/19/cang-toys-longmini-war-soldier-class-sd-mini-volcanicus-538242 BW Legends Rampage https://showzstore.com/robot-toys-rt-20-hades_p7046.html Official: Blokees Action Edition Soundwave https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/11/blokees-action-edition-soundwave-official-promotional-video-images-details-537917 Blokees also has some Heavy Metal War figures headed our way https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/15/blokees-transformers-galaxy-version-defender-wave-3-heavy-metal-war-full-reveal-538099 Blokees continues to rule the news feed with a full reveal of their Galaxy Version wave 7 https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/12/blokees-galaxy-version-wave-7-transformers-one-official-images-537971 Blokees would just like to take a moment to quote Randy Marsh and say, “Ohhh hey, FUCK YOU!” https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/16/blokees-transformers-galaxy-defender-devastator-extra-parts-wont-be-available-in-the-us-538168 Because Transformers don't transform anymore, Auldey wave 2 official images and chase figures revealed https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/12/auldey-transformers-alpha-action-elite-wave-2-official-images-537840 Chase Figures: https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/12/auldey-transformers-alpha-action-elite-wave-2-chase-figures-revealed-537942 Adamas Predaking gets a full color update, but still no word on price... https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/13/takara-adamas-machina-amt-02-predaking-color-images-538019 If they're not not-transforming, they're crossing-over! Zoids Prime full reveal https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/13/shizuoka-hobby-show-2025-takara-tomy-zoids-x-diaclone-x-transformers-shield-d-prime-538027 Macross 7 Basara Prime prototype shown with a... stage trailer for the jet? https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/13/takara-tomy-synergenex-series-macross-7-x-transformers-basara-convoy-gray-prototype-new-images-538013 Thought we were kidding about the crossovers? Transformers x Evangelion collab teaser images https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/13/shizuoka-hobby-show-2025-transformers-x-evangelion-collaboration-teaser-image-538040 Finally, a transforming Transformer reveal with MPG-18 Hauler https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/13/shizuoka-hobby-show-2025-takara-masterpiece-hauler-538049 Let's mix things up with a SS86 Mixmaster first look https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/18/studio-series-86-voyager-mixmaster-first-look-538194 Shizuoka Hobby Show gives us a Missing Link cartoon style Bumblebee and Cliffjumper 2-pack reveal https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/13/shizuoka-hobby-show-2025-missing-link-anime-bumblebee-cliffjumper-c-09-cybertron-hero-set-538042 Ummm... yeah. https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/18/transformers-cross-frame-girl-optimus-prime-humikane-shimada-ver-character-plastic-model-kit-color-prototype-538220 Starscream gets a new sweet, sleek, aerodynamic... car? mode? https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/06/transformers-bot-racers-bumblebee-starscream-2-pack-first-look-537728 Transformers Bot Racers Bumblebee & Starscream 2-Pack First Look Amazon exclusive car crash hot garbage official images! https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/08/amazon-exclusive-transformers-crash-combine-heroes-optimus-prime-bumblebee-official-images-537876 Now with in-hand tip to tip touching action! https://news.tfw2005.com/2025/05/12/amazon-exclusive-transformers-crash-combine-heroes-optimus-prime-bumblebee-in-hand-images-537948 Don't worry, Hasbro wasn't being original, they just ripped off this hot garbage: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Transformer-Car-Transformation-Deformation-Connections/dp/B0DCZFHCWN?th=1 Questions? Discussion: Email your questions to: Hailunicroncast@gmail.com Special Shoutouts: Dustmightz for providing the beats for the theme song! Check the Realm of Collectors on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/realmofcollectors Everyone who followed us from Shattered Cast Uncut, we are grateful to each and everyone of you for joining us on this journey! Hosts: T2RX6 http://www.youtube.com/user/T2rx6 Rich “Preordered” H. Oscar Alonso https://www.youtube.com/user/oscarnjboy Robert Duyjuy-sabado-gigante
This week, Neeley and Chris discuss the unbelievable fight at a Pittsburgh Pirates game where a vendor loses it! Then, they cover the truly bizarre story of Belgian teenagers caught smuggling FIVE THOUSAND ants! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw, real, and ready to shock you. "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#PiratesGameFight #AntSmugglingRing #BaseballViolence #WeirdNewsStories #PodcastLife
This week, Neeley and Chris talk about the new Motorhead album and whether it's worth getting hyped for. They also play the new A-Z single and discuss The Who's final tour announcement. Plus, a wild video of a fan bothering Roger Daltrey! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw and real! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#MotorheadTapes #TheWhoFinalTour #NewRockMusic #MusicNewsPodcast #HeavyMetal
Diddy Case: The Diddy case is making headlines, we got a homeless transient screaming at reporters and sexy texts about freak offs being unveiled in court. Is Cassie to blame? Joey Swoll: Joey Swoll puts us on game to people putting on down syndrome filters to get new subscribers to their OnlyFans. Call Ins: We get some call ins! Staunch calls in to make amends!? We also get a call from Dash THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND!, JOE ESPOSITO!, KARATE KID!, STREAMATHON!, DONATIONS!, DIDDY CASE!, REPORTER!, VAGRANT!, CRAZY MAN!, SCREAMING!, FBI!, FEDERAL CASE!, CASSIE!, DIDDY!, TEXT MESSAGES!, LAWYER!, PROSECUTION!, FO!, PISS!, SEMEN!< EJACULATE!, NIPPLES!, STOMACH!, RUB!, DEVIANTS!, TRAFFICKING!, RACKETEERING!, TIKTOK REPORTER!, LAWSUIT!, HOTEL!, SETTLEMENT!, JOEY SWOLL!, DOWN SYNDROME FILTER!, WILD!, OF!, ONLYFANS!, GYM ETIQUETTE!, HALLE BERRY!, LUBE!, AD!, SEX!, MOTHER'S DAY!, CONTROVERSY!, CANNE!, JEFFREY WRIGHT!, STAUNCHTV!, CALL IN!, APOLOGY!, BEEF!, JAKE PERRY!, EDITOR!, COREY FELDMAN ARTIST!, ZACK!, CALIFORNIA!, DASH RENDARR!, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!, SCAREACTOR!, FAN!, RECOGNIZED!, AWESOME! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
This week, Neeley and Chris ask: Is Foreigner even Foreigner without Kelly Hansen? They dissect the Lou Gramm situation and call out George Lynch for the lamest band name ever. Plus, the Whisky gets wrecked! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw and uncensored! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#ForeignerTour #LynchMobNameChange #LouGrammVocalist #HeavyMetalNews #RockPodcast
This week's Classic Metal Show is off the rails! Chris Akin's wild story about weed gummies and hallucinations will blow your mind. Neeley shares his motorcycle safety class experience, and the guys shoot the shit with Billy Morris. It's the raw, uncensored metal talk you crave! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!" Hosted by Chris Akin and Neeley.Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#HeavyMetalPodcast #WeedStories #MotorcycleTrainingClass #BillyMorrisChat #Uncensored
Real/Tarded: Our favorite game as we find a Tiktok weirdo and try to figure out if they are real or retarded. Delco Pooper: Lady makes headlines and becomes Internet famous for shitting on a car during a road rage disagreement. Suicide Pod: Would you use the succ machine in the suicide pod THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, DAVE BLUNTS!, 10 PERCS!, YE!, COUSINS!, REAL OR RETARD!, REALTARDED!, TIKTOK!, FART UP MY NOSE!, FEDERAL WHISTLE BLOWER!, TARD OR REAL!, GANGSTALKED!, PARIS HILTON!, CRAZY!, PUT ON!, BALD!, EYEBROWS!, SHAVED!, MEWING!, SERVING!, HOMELESS!, ASK FOR MONEY!, GREEDY!, DELCO!, REAL!, CRYING!, DELCO POOPER!, SHERIFF!, ROAD RAGE!, DIARRHEA!, SERIOUS!, NO LAUGHING MATTER!, CLOUT!, ATTENTION!, DOO DOO KAREN GOES OFF!, SNEAKO!, KANYE!, PIERS MORGAN!, TROLLING!, WALK OUT!, DICK SIZE!, STREAMERS!, AKADEMIKS!, HH!, HEIL!, REDBAR!, COVER!, VIRAL!, YE CRIED!, SUICIDE POD!, NETHERLANDS!, EUTHANASIA!, SUCK MACHINE!, BLOWJOB MACHINE!, GETTING SUCCED IN THE SUICIDE POD!, ANCHOR PASS OUT!, FAINT!, NEWS!, LIVE! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
Note: "Act 1" was a separate published audio podcast.*Get a FREE 7 day trial to Patreon to "try it out."*Watch the show live, daily at 8AM EST on Twitch! Please click here to follow the page.Email the show on the Shoreliners Striping inbox: eric@ericzaneshow.comTopics:*Baseball offers a final "Fuck You" to Pete Rose.*Netflix rescues two more murderers.*Murder Lover Linda overjoyed with Menendez news.*The amazing tale of when Murder Lover Linda barged into the Nicole Brown Simpson crime scene during evidence gathering.*Eric's thoughts on parents having sex with their kids.*Eric refers to him being molested as not a molesting.*Absurd car-towing scene on a major road.*Theories about the NBA being rigged are stupid.Asshole of the DaySponsors:Adam Casari Realty, Impact Power Sports, Frank Fuss / My Policy Shop Insurance, Kings Room Barbershop, The Mario Flores Lakeshore Team of VanDyk Mortgage, Shoreliners Striping, Ervines Auto Repair Grand Rapids Hybrid & EV, TC PaintballInterested in advertising? Email eric@ericzaneshow.com and let me design a marketing plan for you.Contact: Shoreliners Striping inbox eric@ericzaneshow.comDiscord LinkEZSP TikTokSubscribe to my YouTube channelHire me on Cameo!Tshirts available herePlease subscribe, rate & write a review on Apple Podcastspatreon.com/ericzaneInstagram: ericzaneshowTwitterSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-eric-zane-show-podcast/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Weezer Bassist's Wife: Scott Shriner's wife Jillian Lauren was recently caught up in a police shooting but was this premeditated? A look into her history shows that this lady craves attention. Palette Cleanser: An Easter attempted muder of your parents cleanses the palette of the Weezer concubine. Park Freakout: A humble mongoloid tries to hang out at the splash pad and smoke weed, hilarity ensues. Also a guy has a talent for talking shit to police. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, VIAGRA BOYS!, MAN MADE OF MEAT!, MIKE!, WRESTLING!, LVL UP EXPO!, MATCH!, STREAMATHON!, HORIZON!, HOURS BANKED!, WEEZER BASS PLAYER!, WIFE!, SHOOTOUT!, POLICE!, HIT AND RUN!, SCOTT SHRINER!, CHASE!, ESCAPE!, JILLIAN LAUREN!, VIDEO!, BODYCAM!, BEHOLD THE MONSTER!, TRUE CRIME!, PEN PAL!, SERIAL KILLER!, SAMUEL LITTLE!, SOME GIRLS!, MY LIFE IN A HAREM!, JEFRI BOLKIAH!, SULTAN!, BRUNEI!, CALL GIRL!, A PUNK ROCK CHARIZARD!, DRUG ADDICT!, CONCUBINE!, AVENGE ME!, EASTER!, RESURRECTION DAY!, STABBING!, HANGRY!, SNICKERS!, FREE COUNTRY!, MONGOLOID!, SPLASH PAD!, FLINSTONES!, FAT!, SHIT TALKING!, F SLUR!, CONEHEAD!, ESCALTE SITUATION!, FIGHT!, SLAM!, FREE SPEECH AUDITORS!, BET!, STORM!, RIVER!, LOU!, SWEPT AWAY! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
The Boy Blue: It's been a while, let's check in with The Boy Blue! We catch everyone up and see how he is doing. Palette Cleansers: From dead pinkies to roommate pissing. Everyone wants clout no matter what. Crazy Azz Videos: Local Houston news is doing it right by just labelling their segment CRAZY AZZ VIDEOS featuring the swallow a bug black reporter! THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, SMASHING PUMPKINS!, TODAY!, THE BOY BLUE!, CHECK IN!, UPDATE!, SAVAGE AND THEM!, E-BEGGER!, JUGGALO!, GATHERING!, MAGNETS!, DARK CARNIVAL!, DONATIONS!, SOBER!, THREATENING!, JUGGALO DRAMA ALERT!, STREAM ARCHIVE!, LOSERVILLE!, GRANDPARENTS!, JAMZ!, ARRESTED!, LICE!, BUGS!, SOBER CHALLENGE!, DISABILITY!, MENTAL!, PHYSICAL!, NO PIZZA TONY!, PAPA GEIRGIO!, COUGH!, LOUD!, CIRCUS!, DRIVEL!, HANG!, UFOS!, CHRISTIANS!, RELIGION!, CATHOLICS!, FUNERAL!, KISS MY BABY DADDY DICK!, FRAMING!, CRAZY AZZ VIDEOS!, HOUSTON!, CRAZY AZZ CRIMINALS!, UNC!, YACKETY SAX!, SWALLOWED A BUG!, VIRAL!, COLLEGE!, PISS!, ROOMMATE!, NYU!, BOW ATTACKS!, MASS BOW ATTACK!, DEAD PINKY! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
Riff Raff: Back from the grave in terrible Cameo form, thanks to Erik, we have words from RIFF RAFF himself! Welcome Dan Tony. Character or Retarded?: One of our favorite games where we try to figure out if someone is in on the joke or not. This time is CHAOBET from TikTok and his new numbers. Haley Joel Osment and Linda Hogan: Haley Joel goes viral with bodycam footage of his arrest and Linda Hogan posts a hysterical video ranting at Hulk Hogan and her daughter. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, DAVE BLUNTS!, QUAY QUAY!, LEAN!, NU METAL MIKE!, KATY PERRY!, SPACE!, ASTRONAUT!, CAN'T ALL BE BANGERS!, BAD CALLER!, CAMEO!, RIP!, CELEB FROM THE PAST!, BAD JOB!, RIFF RAFF!, SQUIRT!, LIL DEBBIE!, KREAYSHAWN!, V-NASTY!, KILLING THEM WITH KINDNESS!, MAX ALBERT!, DISASTER!, DEAD!, MUMBLING!, FAN!, BAD AUDIO!, WIND!, MIKE DAN TONY!, JIM DAN TONY!, JEFF DAN TONY!, ERIK DAN TONY!, MULLETS!, BRAIDS!, POPPIN' CULTURE!, THEO VON!, PODCAST!, N-WORD F-WORD RETARD!, TIKTOK!, RETARDS!, IN ON THE JOKE!, NEW MATH!, CHAOBET!, EDGY RETARD!, ENDLESS SERIES OF NAMES!, NEW NUMBERS!, NEW MATH!, DEMENTIA!, HEAVEN ON EARTH!, BIG PHARMA!, AINT!, FLOUR!, FEV!, FUN!, GOING CRAZY!, PEMDAS!, BAM!, ADDERALL!, DAREDEVIL DEB!, OLD LADY!, STUNT WOMAN!, GOOFY!, HALEY JOEL OSMENT!, DRUGS!, SNOWBOARD!, SKI RESORT!, FUCKED UP!, UNIDENTIFIED SUBSTANCE!, KINGDOM HEARTS!, SORRA!, RESISTING!, BEING ATTACKED!, ANTISEMITIC!, LINDA HOGAN!, OLD!, HAGGARD!, CRYING!, TMI!, BROOKE HOGAN!, HULK HOGAN!, JUNKER!, DUMP!, XANAX!, BLACKOUT!, BRUISED!, BOTOX!, NICK HOGAN!, BLIZZ PIZZ!, GAWKER!, BUBBA!, LAWSUIT!, VADER!, SHAWN MICHAELS!, KUWAIT!, INCIDENT!, DARK SIDE OF THE RING!, SOULJA BOY!, COURT!, SEXUAL ASSAULT!, ASSISTANT! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
Neeley and Chris are back to unpack Gene Simmons' surprising comments about Ace Frehley and Peter Criss missing out on Kiss's success. They rip into the never-ending retirement of these rock legends. Plus, they check out a weird Paul Stanley commercial and laugh at a video of Paul Stanley's awkward run-in with Andrew "Dice" Clay. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #KissNews #GeneSimmonsInterview #PaulStanleyAd #DiceManGene Simmons Ace Frehley Peter Criss, Kiss retirement debate, Paul Stanley marketing, Andrew Dice Clay interaction, rock band drama, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly music talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.
Neeley and Chris tackle a mind-bending article about the psychology of Hooters waitresses, and Chris has reached his limit! They then shift gears to the wild world of sex and truck driving, with Neeley dropping a bombshell about a crazy affair he had with a waitress back in his trucking days. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #HootersPsychology #TruckerSex #WaitressAffair #AdultContentHooters waitress mindset, sex while truck driving, Neeley's past affair, wild trucker stories, mature podcast discussion, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly adult talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.
Neeley and Chris are back to dissect the insane $1750 price for Bon Jovi tickets! They also weigh in on the Stephen Pearcy / Warren DeMartini reunion rumors – will it actually happen? Plus, they discuss Erik Gronwall fronting Michael Schenker and Rachel Bolan's smackdown of Tracii Guns. And they try to wrap their heads around Debby Boone still touring. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #BonJoviNews #Ratt #MSG #MusicGossipBon Jovi ticket prices, Stephen Pearcy Warren DeMartini reunion, Erik Gronwall Michael Schenker, Rachel Bolan Tracii Guns, Debby Boone tour, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly music talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.
Neeley and Chris are back with tales from the week! Neeley caught Dave Landau's comedy show, Chris hit the Cleveland Crunch playoff game, and they both bitched about parking prices. Chris also lays into the Sydney Sweeney movie IMMACULATE. Plus, hear about Neeley's car shopping escapades. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #ComedyChat #SoccerTalk #FilmReview #CarNewsDave Landau comedy review, Cleveland Crunch playoff update, Immaculate movie rant, new car shopping, parking cost complaints, Neeley and Chris show, uncensored audio, weekly metal podcast, shock jock discussion, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris talking Def Leppard dropping stadium tours for casino shows—sellout or genius? They also get into the REO Speedwagon drama, with the band's retrospective missing Kevin Cronin. Plus, they review new music from Robin Trower and Monolith, the latest project from ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike Mangini. No PC crap, just pure metal madness! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging action!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #DefLeppard #REOSpeedwagon #RobinTrower #MikeMangini
Tom Does Disney: We check back in with Tom Does Disney for the fallout of his arrest and court. Also ripping some Pokemon packs!? Jamison Newlander: Friend of the show and other half of the Frog Brothers, Jamison Newlander congratulates Jim and Them on getting their Youtube channel back. Terrence Howard: Terrence Howard rants about not giving your man card up for Hollywood and throws the challenge out to all of his haters. THE BEAR!, FUCK YOU, WATCH THIS!, COSMO!, HE'S CHINESE!, BOOGIE NIGHTS!, RICK SPRINGFIELD!, JESSIE'S GIRL!, IMMORTALS!, IT'S REAL!, SHOTGUN VAPE!, MAGIC OF A THEME PARK!, TOM DOES DISNEY!, ARREST!, FALLOUT!, FOLLOW UP!, ARGUMENTS!, LIVE!, TOXIC!, COURT!, LOCKED OUT!, EPCOT!, HANGING!, LONELY!, TRASH CAN!, PONTIFICATING!, BLAME EVERYONE ELSE!, NO RESPONSIBILITY!, EXPLANATION!, THEME PARK MUSIC!, COMPLAINING!, DEPRESSING!, SELF REFLECTION!, GROWTH!, HELL OR HIGH WATER!, CAMEO!, ERIK!, LOST BOYS!, FROG BROTHERS!, JAMISON NEWLANDER!, WINDY PARK!, HOUSE!, HERO!, FAN!, CONGRATULATIONS!, DOES HE KNOW!?, JIM AND THEM!, POP CULTURE!, 2020-EPIC!, ERIK!, TIMELINE!, OBAMNA!, HAIRSPRAY!, NIKKI BLONSKY!, TOILET!, GROSS!, TERRENCE HOWARD!, RAMBLINGS!, BEING A MAN!, SCIENCE!, MAN CARD!, GETTING FUCKED!, HOLLYWOOD!, PERVERTS!, JUSTIN BIEBER!, P DIDDY!, ILLUMINATI!, INSIDE LOOK!, RATIONALE!, HUSTLE AND FLOW!, NOMINATED!, FUTURE PERVERT!, HIDING BEHIND A KEYBOARD!, ACTOR PENIS! You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW brings the heat with Neeley and Chris talking about how fans always ask about random shows from their band days—and how they fake remembering them! They drop some insane stories about hanging with bands and the wildest backstage moments they've seen. No filter, no mercy—just pure heavy metal chaos for your ears. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging insanity!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #BandLife #ClassicMetalShow #BackstageStories #HeavyMetal
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it to 11 with Neeley and Chris diving into the new sexual assault charges against Russell Brand—truth or a takedown? They also unpack a podcaster's ballsy invasion of a protected island and a transgender "woman" who says Libs Of TikTok doxxed "her" but won't quit posting, even if it screws "her" life. No PC crap, just pure, unfiltered metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #RussellBrand #ClassicMetalShow #LibsOfTikTok #UncensoredTalk
Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris tearing through their batshit weeks. Neeley's car hunt gets gritty, and he shares a wild robbery story from an employee. Chris drops truth bombs about the Crunch podcast and why a desk job would be his personal hell. No filters, no mercy—just pure, uncensored metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Hit follow and bang your head to the chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ClassicMetalShow #HeavyMetalTalk #UncensoredRants #ShockJock
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S4 Ep#1Want to be a guest on the podcast? Send Andrew a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/member/anonymousandrewpodcastPlease buy me a cup of coffee!Proud Member of the Podmatch Network!SummaryIn this episode, Andrew and Paul discuss the evolution of modern dating, the role of neuro-linguistic programming (NLP) in personal development, and share personal experiences in navigating relationships. They explore the dynamics of attraction, the impact of online dating, and practical approaches to meeting potential partners in real life. The conversation emphasizes the importance of confidence, understanding women's behavior, and the significance of testing interest in dating scenarios. In this conversation, Paul Bauer discusses the Red Pill movement, its origins, and its implications for men's relationships and dating. He explains the concept of beta-tization, detailing how men can lose attraction in relationships and how to navigate challenges such as shit tests. Bauer also introduces his book, 'Get Her to Fuck You,' aimed at helping men revitalize their relationships, and shares strategies for successful first dates. In this conversation, Andrew and Paul explore the complexities of dating, relationships, and the societal expectations surrounding them. They discuss the dynamics of attraction, the impact of breakups, and the role of government in personal relationships. The dialogue emphasizes the importance of self-discovery and building connections within a community, particularly for men navigating the dating landscape.Paul Bauer's Info:https://www.fixdeadbedrooms.com/You can find all his books on his website!YouTubeFacebookIG TiktokXA Production of the Anonymous Andrew Podcast StudiosDigital Dating PodcastCultimatum PodcastThe Weekend Rant Podcast©All rights reserved
Crank it up, metal freaks! On this savage episode of THE SETH WILLIAMS SHOW, Seth goes full thrash on chatroom posers raging against Trump. He slams their blind hate and drops truth bombs about the President's tariff game. Then, it's a brutal showdown with Chris over a Biden $5 overdraft fee cap—keep it or trash it? This is uncensored shock jock madness at its finest. Hit play, bang your head, and shout "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!" Follow for more!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#SethWilliamsPodcast #TrumpHateRant #MetalVibes #ShockJock #TariffTalk
Chris, obsessed with COAST TO COAST AM, brings Neeley along to unpack a dude claiming he's a horse in a human body. THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks the volume with uncensored rants, heavy metal attitude, and jaw-dropping absurdity. It's wild, it's shocking, and it's 100% not for the faint-hearted. Plug in for the chaos—Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow now and dive into the metal mayhem!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ShockTalk #CoastToCoastAM #UncensoredAudio #ClassicMetalShow
Rescue and patchwork relationship.B Book 3 in 18 parts, y FinalStand. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels.Loving your enemy is easy, you know precisely where both of you stand(Right where we left off)The closest Marine had been waiting for me to finish my bonding moment with Menner before speaking. He walked and talked like an officer."You are certainly Mr. Cáel Nyilas," he nodded. "I'm Lt. Robeson, United States Marine Corps. I would like to take you and your party home. What is the situation?""Lieutenant, this young lady is Aya Ruger. She was kidnapped along-side me and managed to kill over twenty of our enemies, so be careful around her." I was deadly serious about what I said. Aya should get proper credit for all the people she sedated then drowned. Dead was dead, even if it was accidental."These two," I pointed to Zhen and Mu, "are Lúsìla ninda and Amar, Taiwanese nationals suffering some shock from the abrupt crash landing of the aircraft. They don't seem to know why they were kidnapped, but they were instrumental in aiding Aya and me making it to shore during the typhoon.""If you say so, Sir," he nodded. He did believe me, yet a soldier was taught to be skeptical of anything a civilian told him about a military situation. "The bodies?""Those are the corpses we found after the storm. I decided we should attempt to place them in your custody so you can figure out who they are," I suggested."Sir, I don't think we can let civilians keep their weapons aboard the flight," the Marine Lt. stated since I had both a pistol and submachine gun, Aya had her pistol and Zhen had her and Mu's blades. A Marine NCO sent a party to gather the dead."Marine, I am Cáel Nyilas, Irish diplomat, freebooter and Champion of the worst possible causes," I began my spiel."You probably have some orders concerning bringing me in alive. I am not so constrained and am more than willing to steal this aircraft and fly back to Hawaii without you. My team keeps their weapons, or you give me your best shot, right now," I met his gaze. He mulled over his options. Two Romanians and two Marines were starting to load the ad hoc body bags aboard the C-37B."Normally I don't take that kind of crap from a civilian and I don't want you to think I'm making an exception because of your Security Clearance. I'll let your people keep your weapons, but if something goes wrong, I'm shooting you first," he assured me."Done deal," I offered my hand and he shook it."Oh and Happy Tibetan Independence Day," he congratulated me."What?" I gasped. Rescue and patchwork relationships{6 pm, Sunday, August 17th ~ 22 Days to go}{11 pm Sunday, Aug. 17th (Havenstone Time)}{And just this once, 11am Monday, Aug. 18th Beijing Time}"Oh and Happy Tibetan Independence Day;, nice work.," the Marine congratulated me."What?""How is that possible?" muttered Mu."Yippee!! No more burning monks," Aya fist-pumped. Personally, I think she did that for the enjoyment of our guardians and to piss off Zhen and Mu just a tiny bit more.(Mandarin) "Brother," Zhen studied her brother's pained expression. "What has gone wrong?"(Mandarin) "The province of Tibet apparently has broken away," he groused. In English, to the Marine Lieutenant he repeated, "How is this possible?""I take it you didn't know Peace Talks had broken out?" he grinned. I doubted the Lt. bought my 'these are my two Taiwanese cobelligerents' story, but belief was above his pay grade, so he didn't give a shit."Yes," Mu mumbled, "we knew of the proposed cease-fire.""Yes, you mean both sides actually honored it?" I added. I really had been out things for a while."Nearly two days ago, noon, Peking Time, the People's Republic of China and the Khanate put a six month cease-fire into effect which has remained intact for forty-one," he looked at his watch, "forty-one and a half hours." He was being a cock to the petulant Mu. No one called Beijing 'Peking' anymore. I had even ordered Beijing Duck on several menus. Peking was the height of Western Imperialist thinking, or so it looked to Mu.(Mandarin) "He is yanking your chain, Mu," I explained. "You are looking pissed off at being rescued, which isn't doing my alibi for you much good.""My apology," Mu nodded to the lieutenant. "Is there any news from the Republic of China? Are they free as well?" That was nice of Mu to call Taiwan by its pet name, the ROC."Not yet," he patted Mu's unwounded leg, "but with the utter shellacking the Khanate put on the People's Navy (really the People's Liberation Army Navy, but the Marine was getting his shots in) it is only a matter of time."I had been translating in a low voice to the V nători de munte in order for them to keep up with the conversation. They all started laughing. The Marines joined in. There was a huge joke here that we had missed out on while stranded.(Romanian) "So, ask them if they know where their aircraft carrier is," Menner chuckled. Most Romanians had grown up knowing of only one China.Me: (Romanian) "What!"A Naval Corpsman who didn't know Romanian, but knew 'aircraft carrier' just fine jumped in: "Oh yeah, the missing Chinese Aircraft carrier," she chortled.Mu: "What!"I'd only been gone two and a half days. What the hell had been going on?(What had transpired in my absence and the subsequent consequences)(Notes:P R C = People's Republic of China; PLA = People's Liberation Army;P L A N = People's Liberation Army Navy;P L A A F = People's Liberation Army Air Force;R O C = the Republic of China {aka Taiwan, aka Chinese Taipei, aka the "other China"};The First Unification War {aka what the Khanate did to China in 2014};Truce lasts from August 16th 2014 until February 15th, 2015 = 183 days)There are several classic blunders grownups should know to avoid: never fight a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and, if you are going to cross a master thief, first make sure you have nothing of value. For the land war in Asia, check with my partner, the Khanate. Substituting Black Hand for Sicilian ~ check with Ajax, use an Ouija board. So far, destiny was batting .500.The last blunder I created entirely on my own, but I felt it was the true and right response for the circumstances. So witness the Six Families of the Ninja and the greatest theft in all of recorded history.In the closing hours of the First Unification War, as in many wars, some serious theft was going on; mainly it was the People's Republic getting fleeced.The most obvious and immediate blows came in the Spratlys and Parcel Islands where Khanate forces (actually, elements from all the JIKIT players) seized the key island in the Parcel chain, Woody Island, and secured the P L A N base the Chinese had created there, including the 2,700 meter runway built there in the 1990's. The 1,443 Chinese civilians and 600 military inhabitants in the area were incidental complications and the survivors were about to be 'repatriated' to the mainland anyway; the Khanate didn't want them hanging around as they prepared for the inevitable end of the six-month truce.Yes, the Khanate had stolen the most important island airfield ~ an unsinkable carrier really ~ in the South China Sea. It was also the northern end of the potential People's Republic of China's stranglehold on the east-west sea lanes between East Asia and the rest of the World, i.e., roughly 25% of all global trade.The southern end? That would be the Spratlys. There are few 'real' islands in that 'island group' and only two worth having: the artificial one the P L A N was building and the one the ROC has a 1200 meter airfield on. That artificial island and every other PRC/P L A N outpost in the region was also stolen by the Khanate between 4 a.m. and noon of that final day of active conflict.Every geological feature that had been the basis for the PRC's claims to all of the South China Sea was now in Khanate hands. Considering how much the P L A N had bullied everyone else in that portion of the globe, the Khanate taking over their geopolitical position was incredibly awkward. It was going to get worse.Technically, the Khanate hadn't stolen the P L A N 'South Sea Fleet' (SSF); they'd blown the fuck out of it, including sinking the sole fully-functioning P L A N carrier Liaoning as well as five of the nine destroyers and six of the nineteen frigates in her battle group. The Liaoning and one destroyer had died in those last few hours as the SSF was racing for the relative safety of Philippine waters ~ so close, but no cigar.So the Khanate had stolen the ability of the P L A N to project power in the South China Sea until February 15th, 2015 when the U N brokered truce ended. But that was not the epic theft, though. That distinction went to the Ninja. What did they steal? A semi-functional Chinese nuclear powered super-aircraft carrier still under construction.The beast had no official name yet, but she was a 75,000 ton engine of Global Domination laid down in 2011 and clearly complete enough to float and to be steered under her own power. (To be on the safe side, the Ninja included stealing four tugboats to help in their getaway.) So, you may be asking yourself, how does one 'steal' a nuclear-powered, 1000 foot long, 275 foot wide and ten-story tall vessel?For starters, you need a plan to get on board the sucker. We had begun with the Black Lotus. They wanted to sneak onboard, exit the dockyard the ship was being built in, then sink it off the coast so it couldn't be easily salvaged. That was plan A.Enter the Khanate and their plans; they too wanted to sink this vessel, and destroy the dry docks while they were at it. That was plan B. Actually, the Khanate desire was to contaminate that whole section of the port city with fallout from shattered reactors. They knew they would have to apply overkill when they smashed that bitch of a ship because the PLAN had hurriedly put on board its defensive weaponry ~ ensuring that the Khanate couldn't easily destroy it. For their approach, Temujin's people wanted the Black Lotus' help with the on-the-ground intelligence work. But the Black Lotus didn't want to help anyone irradiate Chinese soil.Enter JIKIT as referee. All those islands the 'Khanate' was busy stealing were actually part of a larger JIKIT mission called Operation Prism. Another object that was a part of the overall plan was Operation Wo Fat, the sinking of the Liaoning ~ again GPS direction and distance to be courtesy of the Black Lotus.JIKIT absolutely needed the Black Lotus. The Black Lotus wouldn't help anyone planning on poisoning any part of China for the next thousand years. Sinking the unnamed and incomplete vessel off the coast in deep waters meant no nuclear leakage and plenty of post-war time to salvage the wreck before it did start to hemorrhage. The Khanate wanted to kill this potential strategic nightmare no matter what it cost the Chinese ecology.JIKIT went to the Ninja to help them adjudicate the issue. All the lights flared brightly in Ninja-Town when they heard of that delicate dilemma. They could make everybody happy and send a clear message to the Seven Pillars expressing how unhappy the six surviving families were about the 7P's trying to annihilate them when all of this 'unpleasantness' began.The Khanate was already going to blast the shipyards and docks, the Black Lotus was already going to sail the ship into deep waters, so why not take it one step further, sail the ship into Japanese waters and declare it Khanate property as a colossal Fuck You! to the PRC, PLAN and specifically the Seven Pillars, all at the same time?Now normally, you can't steal a ship that big. The owners will notice it is missing and come looking for it. And you can't sell or hide the damn thing. So, you steal it at the tail end of a war before the players can capture, or sink it. It just so happened the Ninja had access to a war and such a time table.The next problem: where do you put it? The Khanate's closest safe haven was 8,000 km away at the Eastern Mediterranean Seaport of Izmir.But wait!The Khanate was about to steal an island airbase with its own (albeit small) harbor. The Khanate was confident that a few weeks after the truce, an alternate port, or two, would become available for the two-to-three year process it would require to prepare the vessel so it could be commissioned as the true warship it was meant to be.So, how do you steal a well-guarded, humongous ship with its skeleton crew of 500? You need a distraction ~ a big one. Remember those Khanate airstrikes? They intended to destroy the dockyards anyway. Now all they had to do was 'miss' the carrier.They could do that. If you recall, to dissuade the Khanate from sinking the ship in the final days of the war, the PLAN had hastily put teeth on the thing by giving it all its pre-designed defensive weaponry and added jury-rigged radar and sonar systems. The carrier could defend itself if needed. With the new plan (C), the airstrikes could avoid those teeth, thus reducing the risk of losing their precious planes and pilots.A series of bombing runs and missile hits near the carrier would convince the PLAN admiral in charge to hurriedly put some distance between the ship and shore, Not out to sea. That would be stupid. Within the harbor, his weaponry could adequately defend his ship. And if she took serious damage, he could run her aground, so the vessel wouldn't really sink.The only problem was that out in the harbor, with everything exploding, he was away from the only ground security support available. That was when the Amazons, Black Lotus, Ninja and JIKIT mercenaries would make their move. How could they sneak up on such a big, important ship? By using the submarines the US Navy, the British Royal Navy and Japanese Defense Force were providing, of course.Note: As I stated earlier, Lady Fathom, Addison and Riki had wandered way off the reservation . By this time, if you were a Japanese, British, or American submarine commander in the Yellow Sea and you weren't part of this madness, you were insanely jealous of those who were.The missions JIKIT was sending them on were:-definitely Acts of War if they were ever discovered,-far more dangerous than any war game exercise they'd ever been part of, and-the ultimate test of their crews and equipment.These people weren't suicidal. They believed they were the best sneaks under the Seven Seas and now they could prove it ~ in 50 years when this stuff was declassified (if it ever was).For the one American, two British and four Japanese submarines inserting the assault teams, this whole mission had a surreal feel to it. They were transporting a packed assortment of women of Indian, Malaysian and Indonesian descent along with some very lithe Japanese ladies and gents, none of who talked a whole lot.There was a third group with the spooky women and spookier Japanese teams, and that group was scared shitless about the sudden turn their lives had taken. They were all former American and British servicewomen (to not tick off the Amazons too much) with carrier and/or nuclear reactor experience who had been RIFed (Reduction in Force, aka fired) in the past five years from their respective national navies.Around a week ago, they had all answered an advertisement by a logistics support corporation that was going to do a 'force modernization' in an unnamed country. They all knew that mean the Khanate. The job had been laid out as 'basically your old job with the addition of training the natives' and it included the promise of no combat.It was a guaranteed five year contract with an option for a year-to-year extensions for another five years if you desired to stick around. For that, you received your 'pay grade upon retirement + 20%', free room and board, private security, judicial protections and a $10,000 to $10,900 signing bonus. For many struggling military families, it was manna from Heaven and thousands were signing up.Then 72 hours ago, a different group from the same company came knocking on the women's doors. If you could come with them right then and there, they had a satchel of money, $100,000 to $109,000, tax free, and a Non-disclosure Agreement for you to sign. Sure, the deal sounded shady, but the money was very real.Twenty-four hours later those who accepted the money found themselves in a small fishing village on Ko Island, Japan. There some rather fiercely intense people outlined the job they were needed for. From a submarine, the assault teams would sneak aboard the carrier, neutralize the crew and then the new crew (them) would sail it to Jeju, Jeju Island, South Korea.At that point they would be allowed to stay with the vessel (preferred), or depart for a non-war zone of their choice. Both options came with another $100,000 to $109,000 payment. Anyone who declined this particular job would remain incognito on Ko Island for another 48 hours then be allowed to leave without the need to return their initial payment.Of the 312 job applicants, 293 volunteered for both the first and second parts of the assignment. With the technical and linguistic expertise of the Amazons and 9 Clan members that would be enough to get their prize to Jeju Island's temporary safety and then make the last leg to Woody Island and a more permanent anchorage.Besides the airstrikes to goad the carrier away from the wharves, all the Khanate had to do with the carrier was put three or four clearly Mongolian faces onboard when the various nations of the world came calling. After all, what was the public going to believe:, the Khanate had pulled off yet another daring (i.e., mostly JIKIT) Special Forces coup, just as they'd managed to do throughout this short war, or that 'Ninjas stole my Battleship, umm, carrier' stuff some PRC leaders were claiming? Forty-eight hours later the whole globe was able to watch the newly named Khanate supercarrier, the z Beg Khan, passing through Japanese territorial waters while being escorted by South Korean and Japanese warships.The PRC did complain to the United Nations over the 'theft' of both the carrier and 'their' islands, but the Security Council, led by the UK, could and would do nothing about the 'latest round of injustices heaped upon the People of China'. By the time the UN got around to doing nothing, the next round of JIKIT diplomacy was causing the PRC even greater headaches.That greatest theft, while remarkable in its own right, was really a sideshow to the reordering of the political order in Southeast Asia. The big winner wasn't the Khanate. And it certainly wasn't the mainland Chinese. No, the nations to immediately prosper were an unlikely pair, the Republic of India and the People's Republic of Vietnam (PRV). The Republic of China (R O C) was also getting its own small boost as well.By gambling their precious navy, India had become the largest power broker in the South China Sea's resource bonanza. She went from a minimal presence to being the critical ally of the Khanate and the 'big stick' (naval-wise) of Asia's new dynamic duo. The Indians had the only two functional aircraft carriers in the region and the Khanate had Woody Island with a mega-carrier number of planes sitting on it.Their combined naval aviation was not something any of the others powers wanted to mess with. The duo then sealed their supremacy by making the duo a trio. That third member was the PRV. Vietnam was the land-based logistical anchor of the three regional powers.Not only did Vietnam gain the prestige denied it for over two centuries, it redressed the P L A N humiliating treatment of their own navy for the past thirty years. The Khanate's naval aviation would shield Vietnam's economic exploitation of the Parcel Islands. The Indian Navy could counter anything the P L A N South China fleet could come at them with.Yes, the P L A N had two other fleets, the Northern and Eastern, but both had been put through their own 1001 levels of Hell by the Khanate's air power, plus they had to protect the Chinese heartland from Russia and North Korean ambitions. The South Koreans and Japanese were suddenly a very real threat from the East too. But for the time being, the Indians had the decisive edge.The final location for the z Beg Khan was an old familiar haunt for some Americans, Da Nang, PRV. It had the facilities, courtesy of the US military from the 1960's and 70's, to be the new base for the Khanate's Eastern Fleet and logistical hub for their naval aviation forces in the Parcel Islands.The Vietnamese were thinking with more than their testicles, as were the Indians. Sure, geopolitical clout was nice, yet that was only the icing on the economic cake that was the Parcel Island Accords. That hasty bit of JIKIT backroom dealings gave a 50% stake in the Parcels to the PRV.India got 20% of something she had 0% in a month ago. The Khanate gained a 20% stake for their audacity and the ROC gained 10% because the other three would protect its share from the PRC. Something was better than nothing and the three legitimate powers agreed to the deal because in less than six months, the PRC would be back in the game.The Indians and Vietnamese wanted the Khanate to stay interested in the region and the Taiwanese wanted to forge closer ties to the Khanate. That treaty was a 'no-brainer'. Within one week, the Vietnamese were strutting like peacocks and internal political opposition to the Indian intervention into the South China Sea in the Indian parliament was silent.The Spratly Islands was a tougher deal to work out within the six month timetable. There were more players ~ the Philippines, Malaysia, Brunei, Indonesia and Thailand (who had a non-functional carrier). The JIKIT deal gave everyone but the Indians a 10% piece of the huge natural gas, oil and fisheries pie and the Indians got 20% once more.The Philippines and Malaysia were both very opposed to this treaty; they believed they deserved a far larger portion of those regional resources. Indonesia and Thailand also felt they could hold out for a bigger slice and weren't happy with India getting so much for basically having a double handful of ships (34 actually) sailing about.That 'handful of ships' was the point JIKIT was trying to make. If the PRC beat the Khanate next year, did any of the players think the PRC would give them anything, even if they promised them more right now? Really? When the PLAN had the biggest guns, they hadn't respected any other claims to the region. Why would that change in the future?The reality was this: India would only stick around if they had the economic incentive to remain. Vietnam, the Khanate and the ROC were watching the clock and realized this was the best deal they would get. Brunei and the Philippines were also coming to that understanding. Brunei was tiny (thus easy to defend), very rich already and a good ally of the British.The Philippines had a very weak navy and a non-existent naval air force. They couldn't even enforce their current claims versus Brunei, much less confront the PLAN, or any other nation's current military. The Philippines was, sadly, relatively big and very poor. Its big traditional ally was the United States, and the US was currently busy doing 'not much' about the South China Sea situation.The world's biggest navy was partially taking up its traditional (and treaty bound) role of interposing itself between the North Koreans, PLAN/PLAAF and Russians arrayed near Japan and South Korea, or busily not 'ratcheting up tensions' in the region by sending more forces into the front lines.President Obama was urging dialogue and 'stepping back from the brink' even though every country in Southeast Asia felt the brink had already dissipated the moment the PRC was forced to accept the cease-fire. In this context, the Philippines had good reason to be feeling lonely at the moment.Bizarrely, both New Delhi and Hanoi were singing the praises of US Secretary of State John Kerry and the Rt. Honorable Phillip Hammond, Secretary for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs for the UK, for their deft handling of the crisis, thank you, Riki Martin and Lady Yum-Yum.Riki wasn't expecting any thanks. She was certain she'd be fired and imprisoned for the rest of her life. Lady Fathom Worthington-Burke was sure she'd get two additional knighthoods out of the deal, which would look very nice engraved on her tombstone. Javiera had long ago decided to face the music and go down with the ship, so to speak.The CIA's Addison Stuart already had her exit strategy. She was going to go work for the Khanate, building up their clandestine service when this whole mad scheme collapsed into recriminations and 'extreme sanctions'. Mehmet, Air Force Sr. Master Sgt. Billings and Agent-86 had all decided to go with her. Katrina had their escape plane on standby. Mehmet's family was already 'vacationing' in Canada.Anyway, the Republic of India, the Khanate, the Republic of China, the People's Republic of Vietnam (the Vietnamese were happy to already be getting half of the Parcel Island windfall), the Sultanate Brunei (Lady Fathom 'knew' some people and the Sultan was an autocratic Muslim ruler, just like the Great Khan) and the Philippines (because they had no other true choice) were all coming around to signing the Spratly Accords.Indonesia and Thailand were kind of waiting for a better deal. Malaysia was downright hostile, having gravitated toward the PRC over the past decade and been assured by the PRC a better apportionment would be their reward for upsetting the treaty process.The Great Khan's answer was simple. He publically threatened the Malaysian Federation in general and both the King (Sultan Abdul Halim of Kedah) and Prime Minister of Malay (Dato' Sri Najib Tun Razak) in particular with military action if they kept dragging their feet.He even told them how he'd do it. He'd butcher or expel every living thing in the states of Perlis and Kedah (~ 2.1 million people) and give those empty lands to Thailand to settle along with the added sweetener of Malaysia's 10% of the Spratlys. He would also invade Eastern Malaysia, taking the island state of Labuan for himself while giving Sarawak to Indonesia and Sabah to the Philippines if those to states agreed to the split.He'd also decimate their navy & air force before devastating every port city, just like he'd done to China. He'd already killed more than two million Chinese. What was another two million Malays to him? Also, Indonesia wanted Sarawak and the Philippines had claims on Sabah. While they were openly and publically defying the Great Khan's plan, could Malaysia really take the chance?What would India and Thailand do while this was going on? Thailand stated that it would protect its territorial integrity, whatever that meant. India wasn't returning Malaysia's phone calls while showing their populace re-runs of Malaysian violence against their Hindu minority, the bastards!To the world, the Indian Navy proclaimed it would 'defend itself and its supply lines' which was a subtle hint that they would shepherd any Khanate invasion force to their destination. Why would the Indians be so insensitive? The Malaysians were screwing up their deal to get 20% of both the Parcel and Spratlys wealth, that's why.If the Khanate went down, there was no way India could defend their claims (which they'd won by doing nothing up until now). Oh yeah, Vietnam began gathering up warplanes, warships, transport ships and troops for the quick (710 km) jaunt across the Gulf of Thailand to north-eastern Malaysia to kill Malaysians because Vietnam needed the Khanate to ensure their own economic future as well.That military prospect had a cascade effect, especially among the Indonesian military. If the Indian Navy remained active, the vastly more populous Western Malaysia couldn't reinforce the state of Sarawak. Sure, the Philippines was unlikely to conquer Sabah on their own, but all the Indonesians needed was for Sabah to be kept pre-occupied while their army took their promised territory, fulfilling a fifty year old dream of conquest/unification.The United Nations blustered. It wasn't that they didn't care, they did. They also cared about the deteriorating situations in Libya, Nigeria, Syria and Ukraine. The situation was complicated by the unwillingness of the permanent members of the Security Council, namely the PRC and Russia, to recognize the Khanate.In reverse, when those two tried to stick it to the Khanate, the UK stoically vetoed them. Why? Well, more on that later. Let's just say the Khanate was good for business in the European Union in general and the United Kingdom in particular because the Khanate was prepared to economically befriend the British. Ireland was being treated in a promising manner too. The United States,the United Nations?Let's just say that in the two months following the cease-fire, the Khanate bloodily and brutally solved the ISIS conundrum and the Donbass Crisis. When the smoke cleared, the Khanate had reintroduced the practice of impalement to the modern battlefield, driven the separatists from the Ukraine and was on the border with Israel and Jordan.Sure, the Ukrainians were stun-fucked by the Khanate's 'peace-keepers' going on a bloody rampage through the eastern rebellious regions, but they had delivered up peace by mid-September. Yes, the Russians were in an uproar about the impalements.As the Khanate spokesperson said, 'if they aren't your people, then it is not your problem' and 'there are no more Russians left alive in the Ukraine'. In fact, fewer than a thousand people, all armed insurgents, were executed in such a manner, but the terror created by the highly publicized killings had the effect of sending a hundred thousand people stampeding over the frontier into Russia proper.Next, the Khanate said it wanted to 'reexamine' the Crimean situation. There were Turcoman in that area and they weren't being treated well, or so it was claimed.Even as Russia and the Khanate were posturing in the Donbass, the Khanate struck in the Middle East. By the end of September, Syria and Lebanon had ceased to exist as organized entities. Most of those two countries as well as portions of western Iraq became Turkish provinces in the Khanate infrastructure. Northeastern Syria, southeastern Turkey and northern Iraq became the Khanate state of Kurdistan.It was a campaign reminiscent of the 13th century Mongol conquest, not a modern military struggle. Whole villages were eradicated. The entire Arab population of Mosul was exiled to the new territories in the East. The city was repopulated with Kurds from Turkey. Back in Turkey, those Kurds were replaced by Armenians from Azerbaijan, cauterizing another internal issue within the Khanate.Jordan was cautiously hopeful. Israel? "We don't seem to be having problems with Hezbollah anymore," with a shrug and "it could be worse." As for ISIS; there really was an Islamic State controlling more than half of Iraq and all of Syria now and it allowed no other pretenders to that distinction. By the time the world woke up to that reality though, the Great Hunt had happened and I was dealing with the consequences of that.A larger ideological and political matter was occurring in the United States, the United Kingdom (and to a limited extent Australia and Canada). The Ramshackle Empire (aka the Khanate) was just that ~ a Frankenstein nation fueled more by nationalistic pride and nostalgia for a Super-State (that only two living people had firsthand experience with) than an integrated armed forces and infrastructure.It may have been built upon more than a 13th century creation and two hundred years of real and imagined oppression. It did have long term planning and real genius driving it forward. Having throttled the PRC into giving them six precious months of peace to 'tidy up the backyard' (aka the Middle East and Russia) and forge a true nation, the Khanate was now hiring experts to aid them in the task.First and foremost, Temujin and the Earth & Sky had envisioned an armed state built upon military principles and discipline. Fate had delivered to them the means of their own salvation in the form of NATO's policy of disarmament and 'Reduction-In-Force' levels (RIFed).The US and UK had trained tens of thousands of male and female volunteers in their Armed Forces in infrastructure creation and management for the Afghanistan and Iraq campaigns. From 2010, those militaries had informed those experts that their services were no longer required. Unlike the shrinking militaries of the 1990's, there was no private sector to 'soak up' the majority of those personnel.The Earth & Sky had been working on the problem of nation-building on a time table and they kept coming up short. They had to fight to create their state first, so the all-important after-battle had been something their leaders dreaded. Temujin had been understanding about not everything being 100% ready. Few wars were fought that way.Then a young male Amazon of mixed Magyar ancestry talked history with the Earth & Sky representative to a seemingly inconsequential personage's funeral. A few critical E&S leaders (a minority, to be sure) immediately sought ways to cultivate this man into what was a ten year plan to open doors to the Amazons. Then that man saved the Great Khan's life and everything changed.Before the E&S had even remotely considered directly approaching the Amazons for help, the Amazons came knocking on their door. The Seven Pillars of Heaven had tried to kidnap a camp full of Amazon children ~ an assault on their future. The two secret societies were bound by one unique, fortunate idiot and a mutual thirst for vengeance.They were also directed by two incredibly foresighted, ambitious and brilliant people. In Katrina of Epona, the E&S elders found someone who equaled their hope to see the Seven Pillars humbled and humbled immediately. Moreover, these were the Amazons they were dealing with. Amazons always sought both lightning decisions and long term solutions.From the moment Iskender left his third meeting with Cáel Nyilas, Katrina put the fruits of the First Directive (the Amazons efforts to recruit militant outsider women) into overdrive. Havenstone had the apparatus in place to screen potential inductees. All they had to do was add a "can you suggest any other people who might be interested in this line of work" box to their employment forms.That brought men into the process in surprising numbers. The market was flush with military veterans having trouble readjusting to the civilian community. The Khanate wasn't hiring killers. They wanted ex-military and civilian police officers to create a national police force.They also wanted engineers and builders, cadres for their cadet corps and a whole range of specialist in jobs most of the Western World took for granted. The money came from off-shore accounts funded by Havenstone International. The employment opportunities came from Earth & Sky front companies operating in the UK and the US (and Israel, but that was another matter).They had already started hiring scores of civilian English-speaking experts to help build their newborn nation's infrastructure before the first blow landed. English hadn't been chosen out of any cultural bias. Relying on Russian and Chinese sources wasn't feasible, the Khanate wasn't overly linguistically gifted where distant tongues were concerned and, as pointed out, the English-speaking world had a glut of applicants.Now to the problem, there were people in the US and UK who weren't happy with their citizenry going to the Khanate and helping them to survive and thrive. These power groups wanted the Mongol-Turkish Empire to keep the resources flowing to the West, without any reciprocal commitment on their part.Imagine their surprise when some wonks at the State Department and Foreign Ministries found bundles of expedited passport requests to the (former) nations of Turkmenistan, Turkey, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan and Mongolia (and later Afghanistan and Iraq). The Department of Defense Ministry of Defense were discovering their former military personnel and civilian contractors with Security Clearances were heading the same way.Of all those destinations, only Mongolia and Kazakhstan were under any kind of 'Restricted Travel' advisories. Barring any coherent anti-Khanate strategy from their administrations, the bureaucracies were doing their jobs, with Havenstone exerting just enough influence to get the job done while flying beneath the radar.After JIKIT was created, the group had a US Senator greasing the wheels to get the requests expedited. In England, Lady Worthington-Burke shamelessly used the people at the other end of the O'Shea hotline to get the job done overseas. She did have to sell out a teammate, but that was what good boys were for ~ taking one for the team. (That would be me, if there was any misunderstanding.)When Cáel Nyilas was kidnapped under the watchful eye of the FBI (I wasn't sure how they got that bum-wrap), the whole situation exploded. The PRC didn't have me, yet promised they might produce me if certain concessions were made. According to Addison, I was worth 5,000 barrels a day of refined fuel oil and 50 tons of coal a month, and the Great Khan agreed to pay! Woot! I was loved by somebody who was a somebody.All that attention drove home some salient points. I was a noble scion of Ireland, Romania, Georgia and Armenia (in no particular order) and they all wanted to know why the US had let me be kidnapped. Didn't my president know I was a sacred national treasure? After JIKIT tracked down the bribes and clandestine activities to Chinese shell corporations, those powers wanted to know what sanctions would be applied.'But wait, wasn't I a private citizen?' my national leaders pleaded. Then the PRC made a case which boiled down to 'I had it coming for being a fiancé to Hana Sulkanen and a brother to the Great Khan', while ignoring me being snatched in the territorial US of A. Of course, they didn't claim to have actually done the kidnapping.Javiera was waiting on that one; 'What was their excuse for kidnapping a little US girl to force my compliance?' The furious Federal authorities even found two dead adult bodies and two digits from said child to add to the media frenzy. To prove I had migrated to fantasy land, the CNN journalist got it right ~ they had tortured the girl and I had killed two of them for it. Just ask the Romanian Army how lethal I could be.In a rare comment, Temujin informed the international press that he believed I was still alive. Why did he believe that? If I wasn't, they would have been able to spot the pile of dead enemy around me and my 'boon companion' (go Aya!) from orbit. Until they discovered this carnal pit from Hell, I was surely still alive.Just at the cusp of turning publically against the Mongol barbarians, the world suddenly got angry with their enemy, the PRC. The principal two Western regimes were paralyzed with indecision until my miraculous cry for help from the middle of the Pacific showed the world I was alive, had punished my enemies and rescued others from under the opponent's cruel thumb.Clearly if I started ranting against the People's Republic of China, my government would be rather peeved with me. I hadn't screwed a dozen poli-sci majors to miss out on that obvious situation. I behaved and hoped they wouldn't make me die from an embolism, or some other equally implausible cause.(DC is a marvel. 9 pm, Monday, August 18th. 21 days)I'd been dragged to DC, to honor promises made in Rome a week ago. I had another choice; I could have justifiably said I was still getting over my kidnapping ordeal. But that choice fucked over Javiera Castello, my boss at JIKIT (Joint International Khanate Interim Task force).That was how I ended up in a 'secret and secure' meeting with Tony Blinken, Deputy National Security Advisor (DNSA) and his experts. He was someone I didn't know. The rest, I'd had a verbal run-in with them after the Romanian bloodbath. I'd been cranky. I would hardly consider us to be on good terms now.All four experts were from the US State Department. They were foregoing their usual group of flunkies because this meeting wasn't really happening. All the participants were officially somewhere else, mostly not even in D.C. Had this soiree 'really happened', the Congressional sub-committees would have been able to request the minutes of Tony's meeting with members of JIKIT and:· Victoria Nuland, Ass. Sec. of State for European & Eurasian Affairs (ASSEEA)· Robert O. Blake Jr., Ass. Sec. of State for S & C Asian Affairs (ASSCAA)· Daniel R. Russel, Ass. Sec. of State for E. Asian and Pacific Affairs (ASSEAP)· Bill A. Miller, Director of the U.S. Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) (aka Big Willy)We made stiff, formal introductions (which signaled the utter lack of trust in the room.) Javiera hadn't wanted to put me through an interrogation this soon after my near-death experience, considering my snarky nature when stressed. The White House was putting the squeeze on her. The main player was Tony, who talked with the Leader of the Free World on a weekly, if not daily, basis.The Diplomatic Security Service people had successfully peeled off Pamela and my SD Amazons only after they agreed I could keep Aya. They tolerated me keeping the nine-year old girl despite the obvious fact she had gone through worse hardships than I had endured and was still packing her Chinese QSW-06 suppressed pistol.I had already fabricated and submitted my report on how I'd overcome a plane-full of rogue delinquents from the Forumi i Rinis Eurosocialiste t Shqip ris (Euro-socialist Youth Forum of Albania) bent on recruiting impressionable European socialites by accessing my Twitter account.That's right, the Albanians had it out for me. I reiterated that critical bit of data to the Department of Homeland Security when they questioned me on the veracity of my memories. The two ethnic Chinese I was found with? I thought they were from Taiwan, and they both appeared to be suffering from amnesia.I was already suffering repercussions from my pathological refusal to take life seriously. Javiera believed I was about to get a formal apology from Ferit Hoxha, Permanent Representative of Albania to the United Nations. Damn it! Now I had to do something nice for the Albanians. Maybe I'd offer them membership in the Khanate, full-statehood with an economic package to sweeten the deal.Yes, that was how Albania and Kosovo joined the Khanate, a product of my love for exaggeration and a little post-Ottoman solidarity over Tarator (cold soup made of yoghurt, garlic, parsley, cucumber, salt and olive oil with a side of fried squids), Tav Kosi (lamb meatballs) and Flia & Kaymak (a dessert I highly recommend).We had toasted the Pillars of Kanun (Albanian oral law and tradition): ~ Nderi (honor), Mikpritja (hospitality), Sjellja (Right Conduct) and Fis (Kin Loyalty), ~ and he promised to tell his people that I had Besa which was an Albanian-ism for being a man who would honor his word of honor (despite us being brought together by my lie). The shit-ton of financial and military aid I asked the Great Khan to sweeten the pot with might have helped as well.Later, Lady Yum-Yum told me that the military leaders of NATO called it a 'master-stroke' in neutralizing Comrade Putin's Russian-backed 'Greek threat
Lewis has always liked the title of the play Idiot's Delight and it certainly seems to be describing the times that we are currently in. As the world spent a collective moment watching The Super Bowl this weekend, Lewis has a message for the NFL and it's almighty self-importance. Big game aside, each passing day seems to sound a red alert in our nation's capital and though he might be able to give our Leader credit for one thing, that good will is dashed almost immediately with bad cabinet choices, dismantling of agencies, and the proposal to put his face on Mt. Rushmore? While the GOP get's it's fair share of “Fuck You's” this week, Lewis still has some for the Dems as well. All in a week's work, perhaps it's no coincidence that one of our longer rants of the week are about bidets and the need to keep your ass clean. ___________________ For advertising opportunities email: rantcast@thesyn.com ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? http://www.livelewis.com _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Larry's final FUCK YOU to L.A. ■ A twilight zone experience ■ L.A. Fireman with Million $ salary ■ How Commies destroyed California ■ Can you “Go home again?” ■ Larry attends a SUPER SPREADER event
The Ochelli Effect 1-17-2024 Open Mic Friday with B PeteAs America is Trumped, we search for anyone with an original thought to offer beyond letting Agent Orange and the Technocrats rule us via AI and Internet Cookies.Left to make the great Satan Claws bring about the death of Democracy to Thunderous Applause and Cookies canned as if it was over-priced groceries and another failed Space X Launch that Emo Musk has informed you through a user agreement you are proud to click without reading. Like it was an ItUnes tune up for these notes which no one reads anyway. Also, Just for the record, FUCK YOU and Triple-Hole Pentagram Insertion for anyone who doesn't send us a goddamn donation @ https://ochelli.com/donate/ because unlike the billionaire class that is the newest American Marvel Stupid Hero Franchise infecting our government like the piss from Russian Hookers Hired by Orange Julius to benefit Vlad Big Daddy Put in Your Ass Putin This coming Friday we'll be LIVE with unauthorized sound from a Nature reserve near No one.Have a nice day, forrest Gump style, and Fuck You, Fuck You Very much...The Co-Host http://www.bpete1969.com/https://www.facebook.com/bpete1969KEEP OCHELLI GOING. You are the EFFECT if you support OCHELLI https://ochelli.com/donate/FRIDAY NIGHT OPEN MICCallers Needed1 (319) 527-5016YOU Decide TopicsListen/Chat on the Sitehttps://ochelli.com/listen-live/TuneInhttp://tun.in/sfxkxAPPLEhttps://music.apple.com/us/station/ochelli-com/ra.1461174708
In this episode of The Confab, I reconnect with my eccentric yet brilliant friend, Ben Gunn. We dive into a catch-up session, reflecting on our last podcast and the whirlwind of events that have unfolded since. Ben, known for his unique perspective and relentless drive, shares updates on his ambitious projects and the exciting developments at his new site.We explore the potential of creating a hub for like-minded individuals, particularly Bitcoiners, who are looking for a space to innovate, collaborate, and build. Ben's vision of a multi-use site that caters to various projects, from co-working spaces to fabrication workshops, is both inspiring and practical. We discuss the importance of having a physical location where creativity and collaboration can thrive, away from the noise of the world.Throughout the episode, we touch on the challenges and triumphs of building something meaningful in today's world. We also delve into the importance of community, trust, and shared resources in creating a sustainable and innovative environment. Ben's passion for his work and his commitment to fostering a supportive community is evident, and it's clear that exciting times are ahead for Ungovernable Misfits and its listeners.Join us as we break the ice, both literally and metaphorically, and explore the possibilities of what can be achieved when driven individuals come together with a shared purpose. Whether you're in the UK or beyond, this episode is sure to spark ideas and inspire action.IMPORTANT LINKS https://freesamourai.comhttps://p2prights.org/donate.htmlhttps://ungovernablemisfits.comVALUE FOR VALUEThanks for listening you Ungovernable Misfits, we appreciate your continued support and hope you enjoy the shows.You can support this episode using your time, talent or treasure.TIME:- create fountain clips for the show- create a meetup- help boost the signal on social mediaTALENT:- create ungovernable misfit inspired art, animation or music- design or implement some software that can make the podcast better- use whatever talents you have to make a contribution to the show!TREASURE:- BOOST IT OR STREAM SATS on the Podcasting 2.0 apps @ https://podcastapps.com- DONATE via Paynym @ https://paynym.rs/+misfit- DONATE via Monero @ https://xmrchat.com/ugmf- BUY SOME CLOTHING @ https://ungovernablemisfits.com/store/- BUY SOME ART!! @ https://ungovernablemisfits.com/art-gallery/CAKE WALLEThttps://cakewallet.comCake Wallet is an open-source, non-custodial wallet available on Android, iOS, macOS, and Linux.Features:- Built-in Exchange: Swap easily between Bitcoin and Monero.- User-Friendly: Simple interface for all users.Monero Users:- Batch Transactions: Send multiple payments at once.- Faster Syncing: Optimized syncing via specified restore heights- Proxy Support: Enhance privacy with proxy node options.Bitcoin Users:- Coin Control: Manage your transactions effectively.- Silent Payments: Static bitcoin addresses- Batch Transactions: Streamline your payment process.Thank you Cake Wallet for sponsoring the show!FOUNDATIONhttps://foundation.xyz/ungovernableFoundation builds Bitcoin-centric tools that empower you to reclaim your digital sovereignty.As a sovereign computing company, Foundation is the antithesis of today's tech conglomerates. Returning to cypherpunk principles, they build open source technology that “can't be evil”.Thank you Foundation Devices for sponsoring the show!Use code: Ungovernable for $10 off of your purchase(00:00:00) INTRO(00:01:39) BOOSTS(00:03:02) THANK YOU FOUNDATION(00:04:17) THANK YOU CAKE WALLET(00:05:20) Breaking the Ice(00:09:07) Do It From a Base of Fuck You(00:18:59) New Woods, Not Like the Old Woods(00:27:18) The Unimogs Will Build It Out(00:32:24) A Vision for Community(00:45:43) Competence and Collaboration(00:53:33) The Pleb Supermarket(01:05:39) Let's Build Some Cool Shit
Fuck You is track 10 from the 2024 DO.A. tribute compilation "No Escape From What You are: An All-Star Tribute to Punk Rock's Most Enduring Band." Joe Keithley (D.O.A./Sudden Death Records) appears from 18:20-41:48 in the episode.
Ab17 - der tägliche Podcast mit Kathrin und Tommy Wosch. Montag bis Freitag. Morgens und AbendsKlick hier für Rabatte und Partner Aktionen: https://bio.to/Ab17shownotesWenn ihr Lust habt uns zu unterstützen, hier geht es zu unseren werbefreien Folgen und zum Special Content. Werdet Bezahlis: https://steadyhq.com/de/ab17/aboutInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/ab17podcastWhatsapp Channel: https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaBSCV98kyyQceNs4A1IAnfragen wegen Kooperationen oder Werbung gerne an: kontakt@diewoschs.deIn dieser Folge der beliebten "Ab 17"-Podcastreihe mit Kathrin und Tommy Wosch dreht sich alles um das Thema "Fuck You" – die Freiheit, sich abzugrenzen, aber auch die Frage, was diese innere Haltung tatsächlich bedeutet. Es beginnt mit einem humorvollen Blick auf die Eigenheiten des Alltags und der Medienwelt: Von Mark Wahlberg und John Goodman im Film "The Gambler", über Dieter Bohlens Selbstvergleich mit Elon Musk, bis hin zu kuriosen Geschichten vom Karneval und brennenden Zigaretten auf der Tanzfläche.Die Hosts diskutieren leidenschaftlich, ob Geld wirklich die Freiheit bringt, "Fuck You" zu sagen, oder ob es doch vielmehr innere Unabhängigkeit ist, die zählt. Mit einer Prise philosophischer Tiefe werfen sie Fragen auf: Was braucht es, um sich gegen toxische Beziehungen, gesellschaftlichen Druck oder unfaire Situationen zu behaupten? Im gewohnt scharfsinnigen Schlagabtausch sorgen die beiden für Lacher, regen aber auch zum Nachdenken an.Abgerundet wird die Folge durch Kathrins persönliche Anekdote vom EasyJet-Schalter, die Diskussion über Stand-up-Comedy-Ehrlichkeit und die Einladung an die Hörer:innen, in sich zu gehen und ihre "Fuck You"-Momente zu finden. Mit Charme und Witz ist diese Episode ein Muss für alle, die sich inspirieren lassen möchten, mehr Freiheit und Mut in ihr Leben zu bringen.Inhalt00:00:00 Begrüßung und Einführung ins Thema00:01:22 Filmkritik The Gambler mit John Goodman00:04:18 Dieter Bohlen: Der deutsche Elon Musk?00:06:52 Friedrich Merz, CDU und Camp David Fans00:09:18 Bonbon-Würfe auf dem Karneval kritisch betrachtet00:11:12 Rauchverbot im Freien: Meinungen und Debatten00:13:50 Tennis-Doping-Skandal und kuriose Ausreden00:15:24 Was heißt es, in einer Fuck You Situation zu sein?00:18:06 Toxische Beziehungen und Grenzen setzen00:22:20 Herausforderung: Radikale Ehrlichkeit in Stand-up00:24:32 Abschied mit Ausblick auf die nächste FolgeHört rein und lasst euch inspirieren, unterhalten und informieren! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to Art is Awesome, the show where we talk with an artist or art worker with a connection to the San Francisco Bay Area. Today, Emily chats with Troy Lamarr Chew II, a talented painter with an ongoing exhibition at San Francisco's Altman Siegel gallery. Troy pursued his passion for art, eventually studying at the California College of the Arts and receiving a prestigious residency at the Headlands Center for the Arts. His recent work explores invisibility, inspired by his time as an Uber driver. His work can be seen in notable museums and galleries. Troy discusses his artistic journey, influences, and unique approach to language and representation in his art.About Artist Troy Lamarr Chew II :Troy Lamarr Chew II explores the legacy of the African Diaspora and its reverberations throughout American culture. His work looks methodically at systems of coded communication and how this is translated and mistranslated both within the Diaspora and the mainstream.Chew's rich artistic visual language draws inspiration largely from Black culture and its history. A highly skilled realist, inspired by European painting techniques, Chew uses these art historical traditions to reframe their exclusion of Blackness. In his Out the Mud series, hand dyed and sewn cloths from West Africa are replicated in a trompe l'oeil fashion, their patterns “torn” away to reveal portrayals of contemporary Black culture and resistance. In another series, Slanguage, the artist paints Flemish style vanitas picturing everyday objects, coded in hip-hop lexicon. His Three Crowns series explores the social history of cosmetic dentistry and the use of grills in hip-hop culture. The artist's lush and luminous oil paintings embody the energy of this infinitely re-mixed yet deeply rooted genre.In 2020, Chew was awarded the prestigious Tournesol Residency at Headlands Center for the Arts after becoming a Graduate Fellow from California College of the Arts, San Francisco in 2018. Solo exhibitions include The Roof is on Fire, Altman Siegel, San Francisco, CA (2022), Yadadamean, CULT Aimee Friberg Exhibitions, San Francisco, CA (2020); Fuck the King's Horses and all the King's Men, Parker Gallery, Los Angeles, CA (2020); WWJZD, Cushion Works, San Francisco, CA (2019) and Stunt 101, Guerrero Gallery, San Francisco, CA (2019). Recent group exhibitions include Walk Against the Wind, Micki Meng and Parker Gallery, New York, NY (2023); The Culture: Hip Hop and Contemporary Art in the 21st Century, The Baltimore Museum of Art, Baltimore, MD (2023); Imperfect Paradise, Barbati Gallery, Venice, Italy (2023); Continuum, presented by the Kinsey African American Art & History Collection and Residency Art Gallery at Sofi Stadium, Inglewood, CA (2022-2023); I Yield My Time. Fuck You!, Altman Siegel, San Francisco (2020); California Winter, organized in collaboration with Hannah Hoffman at Kristina Kite Gallery, Los Angeles, CA (2019), Vanguard Revisited, San Francisco Art Institute, San Francisco, CA (2019), Graduation, Good Mother Gallery, Oakland, CA (2019) and Black Now(here), Museum of the African Diaspora, San Francisco, CA (2018). His work is included in the collections of the Kadist Foundation and the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.See more of Troy's work at the Altman Siegel Gallery HERE. Follow Troy on Instagram: @troylamarrchewthesecondTroy at the Parker Gallery CLICK HERE. --About Podcast Host Emily Wilson:Emily a writer in San Francisco, with work in outlets including Hyperallergic, Artforum, 48 Hills, the Daily Beast, California Magazine, Latino USA, and Women's Media Center. She often writes about the arts. For years, she taught adults getting their high school diplomas at City College of San Francisco.Follow Emily on Instagram: @PureEWilFollow Art Is Awesome on Instagram: @ArtIsAwesome_Podcast--CREDITS:Art Is Awesome is Hosted, Created & Executive Produced by Emily Wilson. Theme Music "Loopster" Courtesy of Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 LicenseThe Podcast is Co-Produced, Developed & Edited by Charlene Goto of @GoToProductions. For more info, visit Go-ToProductions.com
Einer Welt, die zunehmend Lautstärke, Aggressivität und Oberflächlichkeit zu belohnen scheint, setzt Toni Kater auf ihrem neuen Album "Jemals" unter anderem das vielleicht zärtlichste gesungene "Fuck You" der Pop-Geschichte entgegen – und erzeugt auch sonst gerade durch bewusste Reduktion und Intimität eine beeindruckende, fesselnde Dringlichkeit. Auch bei ihrem mittlerweile achten Soloalbum findet Toni Kater neue Herangehensweisen an die Musik. So hat sie beispielsweise dessen Songs erstmalig komplett im Alleingang geschrieben, eingespielt und produziert, und setzt dabei fast ausschließlich auf den Klang akustischer und sparsam eingesetzter E-Gitarren – und natürlich auf ihre Stimme. Diese zieht rasch in ihren Bann, wenn die 47-Jährige Geschichten von Dingen und Menschen erzählt, die stets Gefahr laufen, im turbulenten Alltag unterzugehen, wenn sie Fragen über die Möglichkeiten und Schwierigkeiten des Daseins stellt, oder "einfach" Gedankenspiele verfolgt, die interessante, inspirierende Wendungen nehmen und neue Perspektiven eröffnen. Am 24.11. findet das offizielle Release-Konzert für "Jemals" im Berliner Dock 11 statt; bereits heute erscheint das Album und deshalb besucht uns Toni Kater im studioeins, um im Interview darüber zu sprechen und natürlich den ein oder anderen Song live vorzustellen.
On Friday, October 25th, 2024, we traveled to The Eastern in Atlanta, Georgia for the Saint Lucifer's Hospital 1920 Tour to see KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL (LIVE!) in concert, and it was everything we wanted and expected it to be: A perfect venue without a bad spot in the house, incredibly killer bands with album perfect production and sound, and absolutely ZERO traces of “party gravy” to be found anywhere on the premises. Regrettably, we missed show opener NIGHT DEMON because we had to drive “from South Carolina” through Atlanta traffic to get to the venue and the start time of the show was far earlier than we expected, as opposed to back in the day when it was “doors open at 8, show starts at 2:30 am”. We have an “UPDATE” from a previous episode regarding “every married man's fantasy”. It's time to give some serious thought to the “health trade-off /upgrade dilemma”, because “you know what they say about the 39-year-olds” (“the younger they are, the better they taste”), which is exactly why “you've gotta work out and stay in shape” as you get older and JOIN US for a review of KING DIAMOND's Saint Lucifer's Hospital 1920 promotional tour (in support of the upcoming new studio album, “The Institute”), featuring OVERKILL and NIGHT DEMON, and find out why it will be worth every penny. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can't be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…as a lube.” / #lasttangoinparis #butterbutthole / “He buttered her butthole…and then he buttered her butthole…”/ “Why get new fans when you can just run ‘em out?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “A little rambly and a little burpy as well…”/ #franklytiresome / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON INTERNATIONAL STUDIOS!!!*** / #nosoundtrack #taketwo #fixitinpost / “Thanks to Billiam…”/ “I'm not a #shittipper …#shittipperalright …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I grabbed this #GraveyardShiftIPA …”/ “It's all shaft…that's the best part…”/ #theverdict / #sevenpercentABV #daydrinkingASMR / “Fruity carpet… a little green.”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP TO THE 20 MINUTE MARK…*** (05:16): “Dude, you're like a mirror that goes on forever…”/ “I feel like I need to bring over some #Ascension music for the #PatreonShoutout …” / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / “You can do whatever you want…he beat me to it.”/ #blessing / “That's a lot of M-F'in's…”/ “How about the correspondences…” / “If you feed it, it grows…”/ #healthtradeoff #testosterone / “I don't want to…but I seem to finish sooner than necessary…”/ “I saw him doing the knee lifts last night…”/ “Yeah, it's number 4…”/ #angrymattpodcast / “That's gold…”/ #angrytaintler / #voicemailsegment / ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT AT #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK & #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST & YOU CAN EMAIL US AT METALNERDERY@GMAIL.COM & YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I hope your dream comes true…”/ #hornsup / ***UPDATE TO THE STORY*** / #breakingnews #TheBunkerpoonReport / “Let's do another one…”/ #whatsitcalled / #whitetails / “That's a good thing…”/ “You think they're into #BDSM?” / “The cuter/younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #markthetime / #okiedokie / #milfdream / “You've gotta work out and stay in shape…”/ #BunkerpoonHealthCorner / WE'LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #DemonHunter DEFENSE MECHANISM (feat. Max Cavalera) / “It was like 3 a.m. and EVERYTHING is loud…” (20:00): #TheDocket / “So last night…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL CONCERT REVIEW / #TheEastern / “Very nice… #freeparking…”/ Reflecting on past #Overkill shows / “The whole #FuckYou thing was great…”/ #DontBeAPussy / NOTE: They've got 40 years of shit… / “The sound was perfect…”/ “The bathrooms are clean and nice…” / #partygravy / #insertvomitnoisehere / “What was the place that had a trough?” / “Is this where all the dicks hang out?”/ NOTE: Actually, it was $18…AND we got shorted a beer / “You know what though…out of fairness…”/ “That's a far cry from the old days…”/ #NightDemon OUTSIDER (Outsider - 2023) / “That's like a heavy #KISS…”/ “You wanna grab one more?” / WELCOME TO THE NIGHT (Darkness Remains – 2017) / #softintro / “It's almost like #victorymetal kinda…but not…”/ “It's like a weird cross between Paul Stanley and 80's power metal…”/ “It's like wearing dirty cowboy boots with a tuxedo…”/ #cowboyboyts (32:50): #Overkill THE SURGEON (Scorched – 2023) / “His voice still has so much power…he sounded so good…”/ “There was one part…he kept getting higher…”/ ROTTEN TO THE CORE (Feel The Fire – 1985) / #allthecokelines / “I think his voice even sounds better now…”/ #fistfulofsteel #vulgardisplayofmetal / “What was the song that sounded like #GarageDays?” / BRING ME THE NIGHT (Ironbound – 2010) / “It's almost the same riff…same phrasing…”/ “That's 80's metal all day, in your face, in your balls, on your stomach, on your cheeks, on your back…everywhere…”/ “That does sound like Helpless though…”/ FUCK YOU (Fuck You And Then Some – 1996) / “We don't care what you say…”/ “Is your daughter home?” / #fuckyou / “They need to make that a tour shirt…that should be the name of the next album…” (41:55): “Did that light just turn on by magic?” / “It comes on whenever you say fuck you…”/ #KingDiamond / #TheKing / “Pardon me…”/ “They were playing some cool in between set songs…”/ NOTE: It's a thousand kings, not years (re: The Wizard) / “I got every penny's worth of my money out of that show…”/ #SaintLucifersHospital #TheInstitute / “It's like #DisneyOnIce…PLUS”/ #Myrkur / ***Check out our recent #KingDiamond episode!!!*** / “What's the name of the female vocalist?”/ “Yeah…39…you know what they say about the 39 year olds…”/ “What if podcasters get her absolutely drenched down there?”/ “And the dude is 68 years old!!!”/ “They were loud as shit!” / “I knew going to see it live was going to be killer…and it was.”/ “It's a metal #shockopera is what it is…”/ #musicianship / ***GO SEE KING DIAMOND ON THIS TOUR!!!*** / #willcall #ticketbastard / “He's only like 40 years older…”/ “Elvis meets Conway Twitty meets King Diamond hair…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBathroomEdition / “He played everything I wanted to hear…”/ “Oh…behind us…(NOT a part of the show…)” / “She hit the stairs hard…”/ “Nobody wants help…when you're hammered…”/ “What about the drive through the 3rd world country to get there?” / “NOW you're gonna do the accent…”/ “That's Mexico…that's also Mexico…”/ #fullblownracist / “Oh wait, I've got some more…gimme a minute…”/ “We're still alive and there's still metal…”/ “OMG there was more than just one…”/ #hotmetalgirl #noundies / SHRINE (The Dark Sides – 1988) / “And it sounded just like that…”/ ***Go to kingdiamondcoven.com for tour dates!!!*** / “You might get one for free…”/ “It's not funny, it's called passion…”/ “You DO understand there's a difference…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel
HAPPY HALLO-FUCKIN-WEEN! On this episode, Alessandra joins me to talk about all things WITCH & all things MAGIC (jazz hands). She's had a lifetime of experience being Witchy & trying to navigate through this world using Magic to help make sense of it all. Since being diagnosed with Stage 4 Ovarian Cancer, she has been leaning on her Witchy ways to get her through the toughest of times. She's strong, beautiful & awesome in so many ways & she opens up about her fight in this 1 on 1 LIVE conversation we had in the studio. After the conversation she shares a song she wrote for her husband, Ryan, called "Valkyrie" that is a must listen. Enjoy!Alessandra played guitar in a band with my Wife called SEI HEXE. They were Witchy as fuck & pure Magic:https://seihexe.bandcamp.com/musicLISTEN TO:Amyl & The Sniffers - Cartoon DarknessSnapcase - every albumCock Sparrer - Shock Troops & RaritiesThee Sacred Souls - Got A Story To TellImmortal Bird - Sin QuerenciaHERE'S A PUNK AS FUCK MAGICIAN CAUSE ...FUCK YOU, IT'S MAGIC!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJiUVp890TYYOUR 1 STOP SHOP FOR ALL THINGS LR:https://lostrhetoric.com/EMAIL ME: lostrhetoricpodcast@gmail.comFOLLOW ME ON IG:https://www.instagram.com/lostrhetoricpodcast/?hl=enINTRO & OUTRO MUSIC BY LEE DANIEL DINGES
Originally Published 9/16/18Heading East this week!Here's the Playlist:East Bay Night Rancid Let The Dominoes FallEast Coast! Fuck You! The Bouncing Souls The Bouncing SoulsDose of Thunder (Live at Maxwell's, Hoboken, NJ, 2/4/86) The Replacements...
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In late June, Naomi and her co-host pal James P. White had a trip planned to teach kids light saber combat and see Paula Abdul & New Kids On The Block in California. WestJet abruptly canceled our flight due to the mechanics strike, so we got in the car and DROVE there. We tell all about our adventure, joined by guest Rebecca, our host in her lovely home! Casinos, bedbugs, Chick Fil-A, Cracker Barrel, Jimmy's Joe Mac encounter, bickering, meeting Paula Abdul, LucasFilm, The Golden Gate Bridge, role playing meet and greets, 4th of July, and Canada Day on the road. Fuck You, WestJet.
Halloween is coming up, so we decided to talk about fear… of rejection! Fear Fluctuations | Self-Soothing | Vulnerability Points | Pandemic Changes | Building Resiliency | What Are We Afraid Of? | Scarcity Mindset | “Hey, Fuck You!” | Rejecting vs. Rejected | “Beggars Can't Be Choosers” | Guilt vs. Shame | Non-Monogamy | Rejection-Sensitive Dysphoria | Vote for Making Magic! Credits:Music by PROTODOMEArtwork by Addison FinchBecome a patron to support the show and get access to our private Discord, monthly bonus episodes, and your name mentioned on the show.
Keith visits FiDi, né the Financial District (natch), to yap with his curmudgeonly pal Danny Vega to discuss love, Duke's mayonnaise, and Joker part Fuck You.
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Knock knock, darlings! Join the queens as we talk about funny poems.If you'd like to support Breaking Form:Review the show on Apple Podcasts here.Buy our books: Aaron's STOP LYING is available from the Pitt Poetry Series. James's ROMANTIC COMEDY is available from Four Way Books.SHOW NOTESWatch Stacey Waite give a full reading here (at 38:00); here's Stacey reading one poem: "The Kind of Man I Am at the DMV." Watch Gary Jackson's poem "Tryouts" in Motionpoems (Button Poetry) here.Read Tim Dlugos's "David Cassidy, I Want to Fuck You"; listen to Terence Winch read "Incredible Risks" (the title of one of Dlugos's books) here. Read "Note Passed to Superman" as well as some other of Lucille Clifton's "Clark Kent Poems" here.Here's an interview in Adroit Journal with Denise Duhamel, in which she discusses the craft of chattiness and comedy in her poetry. Visit Nick Lantz's website.You can read Aaron Smith's "Jennifer Lawrence" here (scroll down).Watch Anita Bryant get some queer comeuppance here. James's poem about this is: "On Dark Days, I Imagine My Parents' Wedding Video." Their poem, "A Fact Which Occurred in America" can be read here.Read Matthew Olzmann's "Letter to the Person Who, During the Q&A Session After the Reading, Asked for Career Advice" (from Constellation Route).Go read A.R. Ammons's poem "Their Sex Life" here.Read Ed Ochester's "Monroeville, PA."
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