Better Left Unsaid Podcast

Season 2 Episode 7 "Psychotic Poetry" with Gina Tron

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2019 101:53

Crank up the C&C Bullshit Factory! We are back with two historic firsts in the life of Better Left Unsaid: Our first return guest, and our first time recording before 3PM. WOW! We sit down with one of our favorite people on the planet, Gina Tron, and she tells us about the magic mushrooms diet, her amazing Italian adventures, and she blesses us with a few selections from her Psychotic Poetry series! It's too bad she had to go! We coulda done this all day! New music is brought to you by our very own co-host Chris Guest and his new offering of Willow Ash tunes. Get more of Chris' music at: https://veiledchrist.bandcamp.com/ https://willowash.bandcamp.com/

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Season 2 Episode 6 "Everyone In Burlington Needs 12 Tampons In Their Twat" with Katlin Parenteau

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019 191:44

C&C Bullshit Factory strikes again. This time we are joined by the indomitable Katlin Parenteau from Contour Studios in Newport, VT as we discuss everything from drug addicts to tiny penises to female entrepreneurs and everything in between. New music this week from Morrisville, VT's finest: Big Homie Wes. Links to Katlin's and Wes's work can be found below. KATLIN PARENTEAU: https://www.katlinparenteau.com/ https://www.contourstudiosvt.com/ https://www.instagram.com/artistkatlinparenteau/ BIG HOMIE WES: https://www.bighomiewes.com/

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Season 2 Episode 5 "Shut the Fuck Up, Caleb" with Chris Healy

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2019 139:31

The C&C Bullshit Machine is back up and running after a long hiatus. We are joined in the studio by the only straight man left in Burlington, VT, Chris Healy, to discuss all types of ill shit, including, but not limited to: Drugs, guns, umbrellas, Neil DeGrasse Tyson and his creepy handshakes, pipe bombs, and pissing on your friends. WOW! New music this show by Willow Ash, the brain child of your esteemed co-host Chris Guest. Click the link if you got a pair. https://willowash.bandcamp.com/album/luxcavoida

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Season 2 Episode 4 "Sage Advice" with Suzan Ambrose

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2018 106:54

The C&C Bullshit Factory is back in the studio with comic Suzan Ambrose. On this episode: Chris goes to Spain and makes all men on the planet look like complete and abject failures. Police show up at my mom's house on April Fool's Day to ask my mother to ask me to remove a Facebook post (Yes. That happened). And we get Suzan's perspective on everything from freedom of speech, to male strippers. Intro beat is made by Caleb Teske and all other music is produced and graciously donated for use on the show by Burlington producer and beat wizard Es-K. Check out the links below for more Es-K tunes. The man is prolific is fuck. His body of work is unfuckwithable and getting better constantly. GET IN THERE! https://es-k.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/beatsbyesk

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Season 2 Episode 3 "And Now...Ice Swirling In A Cup"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2018 106:06

Our newest episode goes completely off the rails. Caleb vows to be more of a dick. People are trying to marry video games. A judge's daughter offers to suck off the cops if they will be real nice and not tell her daddy how much heroin she had in the car. And we debut our newest segment where our female listeners send in filthy messages they have received on facebook and we laugh about how stupid these dudes are. Good times. Oh yeah...and the homie Es-K has been kind enough to share a bunch of his old beats with us and we have sprinkled a few in to keep your ears happy. If you've never heard of the kid...do yourself a favor and get familiar. He'll be getting down in a beat battle at a spot called Sonia - 10 Brookline Street in Cambridge, MA on April 13th @ 9PM. Links to his music are included below. And as luck would have it...he's dropping a brand new project in just a few days. Rebirth of the Slickest. Treat yourself to some Es-K. You can thank me later. https://soundcloud.com/beatsbyesk https://www.facebook.com/beatsbyesk/

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Season 2 Episode 2 "The CK Situation"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2017 193:02

The C&C Bullshit Factory is back in action with a special Christmas podcast gift for our faithful followers. Get in there, bitches! This week we're talking about all kinds of different sexual harassment stories and we sprinkle in a little bit of other stuff for good measure. We talk about Hugh Hefner. WHAT A LEGEND! I pee a lot. We get a write in for the first time in forever! We rip on SJWs and angry feminists. Shocking! AAAAAAAND Something about art exhibits that are under attack. This week's music is brought to you by your gracious host Caleb! If you make it all the way to the end, you get to hear the rest of our intro music. I worked hard on that beat. DIG IT!

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Season 2 Episode 1 "Caleb Teske Called Me A Bitch"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 152:08

After a long hiatus, the C&C Bullshit Factory is back in the studio! New theme song, same two assholes. This show we discuss our dead friends, the newest Asian restaurant and the weird religious nuts they attract, and how Caleb ended up in comedy jail! We warmly invite any and all people associated with this story to come on our show for a lively debate. Drinks are on the house! New music this week by Godforbid & Thirtyseven. Check out their music at the links below. https://thathandsomedevil.bandcamp.com/ https://wombaticusrex.bandcamp.com/track/thirtyseven

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Season 1 Episode 19 "Gina Tron Legacy" with Gina Tron

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2017 189:02

The C&C Bullshit Factory sits down for an epic interview with author and generally awesome human Gina Tron. We discuss everything from strip cluubs to psych wards to psychedelics to weddings. This was definitely the most fun we have ever had interviewing a guest and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Show Gina some love and check out her books "You're Fine" and "Eggolio and Other Fables". Follow the links below. This week we let Gina pick the music so you get a little KMFDM coming at ya. Enjoy! http://papercutpress.bigcartel.com/product/you-re-fine-by-gina-tron https://www.amazon.com/Eggolio-Other-Fables-Gina-Tron/dp/1534724885

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Season 1 Episode 18 "Just The Two Of Us"

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 144:30

The C&C Bullshit Factory is back in action. This week we are joined by a very special guest...NOBODY! I wanna thank nobody for sitting down with us to discuss such topics as: racist gas station attendants, drunk chicks on railroad tracks, teachers fucking the students (YES...AGAIN!), and alien sex change operations. And we didn't get any music submissions this week so you will be subjected to a couple tunes from one of my favorite bands Hiatus Kaiyote. Get in there!

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Season 1 Episode 17 "Sorry About the Butt Nuggets" with Omega Jade and Tarzan MF Jenkins

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2017 146:54

Omega Jade and Tarzan Jenkins stop by for a rowdy good time covering topics like Canadian Butt Nuggets, Trump, squirrel armies, the comedy scene, racism in Vermont, and a little of everything else. Music this week brought to you by the hosts of the show! This episode is sponsored by Dead But Doing. www.deadbutdoing/lazybastard.net

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Straight Sexy Arrangement

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2017 2:52

You are welcome.

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Season 1 Episode 16 "Idlewild Paddleboards" with Taylor Peyton

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2017 104:03

The C&C Bullshit Factory is back with my guest and coworker Taylor Peyton to discuss his upstart business Idlewild Paddleboards. Check out his work at the link below! We also get in to such glorious topics as Meth Labs (Again? Yes. Again. They are everywhere), naked pictures, venomous dogs and spider clowns that speak Russian. New music this week is brought to you by your gracious host Caleb! Dat beat iz mine suckas! Dig it. https://www.facebook.com/wildidle/

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Season 1 Episode 15 "Palin' With Al" with Alexander Walter Allen

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2017 141:24

C&C Bullshit Factory chat it up with our good buddy and jack of all comedic trades Alex Allen. Topics range from near-kerfuffles, growing up Xian, and getting shut down by a fat dominatrix to the usual Trump-ups and various poop/sodomy jokes. It's a BLAST(ahem)! This weeks episode has been brought to you by the good folks at SIDS (is for kids)and Organic Women. Music this week is provided by Dizzy Gear. They are an internet-based outfit that creates fuzzed out soundtracks for beautifully bad acid trips and wonderful nightmares. At times Dizzy Gear sounds a bit like the psychedelic scenes in a 50's B movie horror classic. Although not for the faint of heart, Dizzy Gear provides what most music the days can't; duality: a voyage into the heart of a hurricane of serenity. Check more of them out here: https://www.facebook.com/dizzygear03/ https://soundcloud.com/dizzygear02 https://dizzygear.bandcamp.com/

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Season 1 Episode 14 "Football is for Faggots" with Jessica Briggs

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2017 135:13

C & C Bullshit Factory is back at it. This week, we are joined in the studio by Jess Briggs. We chat about such uplifting topics as THE SUPAH BOWL, Iron Chefs, Maple Syrup Spills (OH MY!), beheadings on a bus, and we chat with Jess about "relationship stuff". More new music by Oak Lonetree and the Dunnas. Check them out at cursedout.com. This episode is brought to you by ExcreMints and Depot Square Apartments. Write in to the show with your bad date stories, thoughts, prayers, and let us know WHAT CRIME YOU WOULD COMMIT! betterleft@gmail.com

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Season 1 Episode 13 "People We Should Listen to From Now On" with Bryanna Doe

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2017 149:36

C&C Bullshit Factory invited comedian Bryanna Doe up to the studio for a little quality time. The usual topics are covered: Trump's insanity, republicans, world news, micropenises, and Chris' irrational hatred for Donnie Wahlberg... It's a hell of a good time! This week's episode was brought to you in part by Horatio's Falafelatio Food Truck. This week also features music by Oak Lonetree and his various projects, notably The Dunnas. Check out more about them and get some free shit here: http://www.cursedout.com Also look for us on Laughable and iTunes where you can download and subscribe, or like us on Facebook.

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Season 1 Episode 12 "The Slowest Kenyon" with Ryan Kenyon

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2017 127:12

The C&C Bullshit Factory is joined in the studio by comedian and world renowned wild man Ryan Kenyon. We discuss such hot topics as jerking off in church, our sweet new president, dying, and we probe Ryan about his standup career and the Vermont comedy scene. New music this week from one of Vermont's hottest bands The Gang Of Thieves. Check them out at thegangofthieves.com. New ad this week brought to you by Eli Clark. And don't forget to write in to the show with your thought, prayers and bad date stories at betterleft@gmail.com. Enjoy

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