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Big Time Garbage


    • Oct 25, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 205 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Big Time Garbage

    PowerPuff Time Garbage (Live Show) 10/13/2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 92:18


    What's up everyone!  BTG boys are back with the most recent live show, where we talk come with some great segments.  We play a game Mercer of "Who Said It!" (Kanye or Hitler) and we figure out who would be what if we were Power Puff Girls.  E.J. comes with some wild scenario questions and Raphique gives us the classic Big Time Glossary.  If you missed the show don't worry! We do it every second Thursday at The Independent Comedy Club.  Also if you can't make it into the show, check us out on our live twitch stream channell at twitch.tv/bigtimegarbage.  Enjoy!!

    An Audience Came lol (LIVE SHOW)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 87:35


    this is the audio rip from our live show at the Independent Comedy Club. Brett details the peoples history of big time garbage. Bart reveals a handful of our new sponsors. Blain lets us in on this weird guy that he's been watching, and EJ provides us with another bombastic Top 5

    George W Bush Did What to Putin's Dog??????? ft. Hannah Roeschlein

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 83:40


    hannah roeschlein stopped by the studio after her weekend at the independent comedy club to chat about george w bush being a stand up comedian, what he did to putin's dog, and just generally vibe.    go follow everyone on websites

    gun roomba

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 77:38


    were talkin' war. bart got robbed. brett's arm fell off. blain reveals his biggest fantasy. we are back, baby

    Performing For Big Toilet Ft. Reena Calm

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 74:38


    Reena Calm is a comedian who started her career performing for private corporate gigs. She's entertained the big wigs at taco bell and toilet stores. She now lives on the road performing stand up comedy all across the country. I really mean that. She doesn't have an address other than her web address which is We make a lot of jokes like the address joke on this episode and i both apologize and don't apologize. enjoy.  

    Mr. Information

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 64:49


    sorry for talking about j*e R8goan again but he's in the zeitgeist, and what are we supposed to do?    instagram

    Genital Strike

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 76:32


    We're back with another podcast episode! This may be our 200th episode we're not entirely sure.  But we talk NNN, delivery services, and man do we miss the beginning of the Pandemic when we could just stay home and not have a schedule.  All that plus more in this week's episode!

    ChappelleGBTQ

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 67:45


    We're back this week with another episode! We talk about Blain's tour, weird ways to die as well as Bart's time in West Virginia.  And of course, we discuss Dave Chappelle's most recent and very polarizing comedy special.  Tune in! 

    The Longest 9/11 Allegory

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 82:11


    What's up everyone!! This episode is a fun one!! We talk a little about 9/11 but also what it would be like to hire a hitman to kill yourself.  There's plenty to laugh at in this episode so enjoy!!

    Joe Rogan is a Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 83:34


    We're back with another episode!  We talk a lot about Joe Rogan and his recent endeavors/comments.  Are most people pieces of s***? Has cancel culture ever been wrong?  We talk about all that and more on this week's episode.  Oh yea, and E.J. is back!  

    Buff Taliban

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 80:36


    Big day over here at the BTG news desk. the taliban got access to, among other things, many american machines of fitness. They will be buff in like a week or so. What the heck is going on over there???? we also talk about that thing where covid deniers have been dying of covid lately, especially the loud ones. big episode. enjoy it. 

    Spoiling Space Jam: A New Legacy for our audience (contains space jam 2 spoilers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 108:24


    a rare remotely recorded episode and a throwback to the pandemic when we were streaming all the dang time. We have a brief conversation about loud music to continue our Fast Summer series (all things fast cars and cool guitar music and shit like that). We then go deep into the plot of space jam 2, as a continuation of our summer movie series (see our fast and furious 9 episode). Major spoiler alert if you're trying to see SJANL (space jam a new legacy) and haven't yet.  This episode will act as a spiritual successor to our 2019 episode

    Can You Get a Pimple if You're Dead ft. Mary Santora

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 82:27


    In our first episode with a guest since before the pandemic, we bring in one of the best in the country, radio personality and stand up comedian Mary Santora is in town from Cleveland for her headlining weekend at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle. We talk about everything including throwing white trash parties, doing shrooms, sobriety, and much more!! Make sure to follow us on all socials Mary Santora - @marysantoracomedy Brett Mercer - @brett_mercer_ Bart Dangus - @bartdangus Blain Hill - @blainhill E.J. Watson - @ejwatson111

    Hanging Out for a Digital Beer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 76:56


    We talk about collapsing a building with the bed. Blain also tells us what he would do if he was the richest guy in the world, and the answer may shock you! All that and a lot more in this week's episode! Hit that subscribe button and make sure to follow us on all socials! @bartdangus @brett_mercer_ @blainhill

    The Founding Fathers were Evil Little Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 66:22


    we recorded this before going to the race track to see fast cars. a bit of Independence day talk. Bart premiered his new segment "anatomy quiz" and surprisingly it wasn't about penises. check us out on instagram, and come to a live show. family forever. 

    F9 Exclusive: What Are You Sandwich Crazy?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 70:54


    After the boys go to the movie theatre to watch Fast and the Furious 9, we get some real good material and conversation out of it.  Find out how the boys feel about FAMILY.

    Men Be Stinkin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 65:44


    In this episode, Bart's got some dating advice for Blain, plus a new invention idea.  We also talk about the world not having any imagination,  and so much more.  This episode , like all other episodes, is hilarious. 

    Everyone in Heaven is Hot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 74:44


    We continue our TMZ style reporting on open mic violence and action. Blain almost got beat up by a pro-cop guy. Bart has been doing yoga and making choices that honor his body and mind. Brett has been watching the Fast and Furious series to take his mind off of a failing computer. Instagram:  

    Liberal Sunglasses

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 66:28


    vibing and chilling on the current state of comedy.

    Comedian DESTROYED by Taser lol

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 65:31


    we talk about a thing that happened with a taser, plus ass-less mech suits, and gaslighting. banger episode. 

    Clue: Pleasure Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 100:55


    Clue: Pleasure Edition is a game Bart plays.  Find out what it is in this week's episode!

    The Grandpa Bonker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 82:27


    After a bit of a hiatus we are back!! We discuss different parts of the tongue, Bart's last trip to Arizona, and crazy family stories in this week's episode of Big Time Garbage

    Wild Card Bart

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 54:10


    We discuss Bart's conversation style, flying planes upside down, and whispering in girl's ears in this week's episode of Big Time Garbage

    BTG Snyder Cut

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 73:27


    Justice League | Did Heaven Blow Up | Space Boxes | Steppin Wolf

    Pandemic is Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 66:07


    Whats going on with this pandemic? Or cancel culture? Minimum wage is changing, and vaccine has made Bart feel a certain way.  We discuss all that and more in this weeks episode of Big Time Garbage.

    Nba Top Shot | Bart Got Vaxed | Blain Piercings

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 75:00


    Buying youtube highlights like basketball cards?  Bart receiving the first treatment of the Vaccine, and we trying to get some piercings for Blain.  We discuss all that in more in this weeks episode of Big Time Garbage.  

    We All Got Diamond Implants

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 63:54


    Is Lil Uzi Vert's forhead diamond real? how does it work? does lil nas x actually have tits now? We determine that we're officially old and out of touch on this wonderful snowday. A brief discussion about cancel culture in 2021, and an idea that's sure to get us millions from fox news boomers. check out the stream, check out the patreon, check out ride aalong, and don't forget to check in on yourself :)

    Door Knob Repair Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 70:47


    Jeff Wick | Colorawdog | Mint Chocolate Chip Hummus | Self My Suck | My Head Is a Woman's Crotch | Elbow Sanitizer | Door Knob Repair Man

    Hodling Croins and Eating Crayons

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 80:11


    Big week on the Market. Stonks have gone up and down. we havn't seen a market this crazy since... well, i don't think ever.  A lot of talk about showers and potato guns. I think i mentioned how im gonna become a daredevil after the pandemic.  thx for listening and as always catch us on tvvitch nightly from 10-midnight. check out Wrestleblainia on the patreon, and keep your hands as diamond as possible. 

    Drop and Give Me 20 Pounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 73:33


    Interdimensional Transracialism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 98:01


    Money Is Contagious A Wizard Made You Gay Are We On FB Liv Small Medium at Large Seance Paperwork Non Dead Agreement They're Juggalo Neutral Tony Tawk Starts a Podcast First Dui Day  

    Podium Based Society

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 69:58


    Potential Titles Cut beans with the White House Sword I'm Horny for Question Marks Beenie Baby Coin Put Your Shoes on Heel First Suicide Doors on Your Shoes Were Sandals Involved Barstradangus Blain has two knee caps on one leg  

    Making The Best of Living in Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 63:39


    broadcasting live from mitch mcconnell's office in the capitol building.

    You gotta wear pants to war

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 77:26


    2020 recap. Hell yeah. Rock and roll. See you in 2021 where it will be very the same

    Football Legend Dick Corset

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 62:48


    The Electoral College (The queen of football)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 74:16


    We learn about the electoral college while trying to eat brunch. 

    Bart Bought a Sauna

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 77:04


    Halloween/Election episode. also bart bought a sauna.

    Pokénut November

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 70:53


    Bart is free of his quarantine, Brett has been watching the Sopranos, and Blain has been chilling.  a listener suggested Pokenut november so we talk about that.     

    The Best Crackers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 78:39


    Last one recorded over discord. next week we're back in the stchudio. We talk more about bart's experience in the Snake Hotel, and somehow get on the topic of what the best crackers are. EJ's on this one. go check out the Ride Aalong podcast (with two A's) Follow us on media. ***updated so that blain's mic doesn't cut out. If it still sounds that way, delete the episode from your device and re download***

    Mr. Slate is Afraid of Snakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 82:33


    a virtually recorded episode as bart remains quarantined in a hotel for a movie production. We talk about the nature of fear, phobias, and an alternate reality where covid didn't happen. 

    All Your Secrets Smell like Big Macs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 60:31


    trump got covid. that's what we talked about. 

    Mount Rushmore of Inadequecies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 59:18


    Other Possible Name Titles:  - Snakes in the Toilet, The Sink is not the House's Mouth, Shoot Fighting, Gun Bed Sleepover, Vietnam was a Scrimmage, Sink Faucet Penis, Stone Cold Stunner Down The Stairs, The Word for Hermaphrodite is Wurlitzer, Sour Cream and Onion Braids, The Ghost of his Balls   If You like what you hear, the best way to support the show is with a donation to our Patreon page.  A one dollar donation unlocks all our past bonus episodes, plus a new bonus episode every week.  Keep tuning into our nightly twitch stream at 10:30pm.  Follow us on twitter, instagram, and facebook as a show and individually.

    T.R.U.T.H. Bader Ginsberg

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 64:05


    Other Possible Episode Titles: - Dragonball Ginsberg, - Ruth Jada Pinkett, - Roe v. Dwayne Wade, - I'm An Artist Let Me Have A Dildo, - My Favorite Rapper is Enema, - Abortion Tea   If you like what you hear, the best way to support the show is with a donation to our Patreon page. A one dollar donation unlocks all our past bonus episodes, plus a new bonus episode every week.  Keep tuning into our nightly twitch stream at at 10:30pm.  Follow us on twitter, instagram, and facebook as a show and individually.        

    You Can Dunk if You Don't Jerk Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 80:53


    Other Possible episode Titles:  - Are You Sexist? Yes Please - Gender Conceal Party - Center Our Cheese Together - Monster Cock With Bolts Through It - FAP: Flaccid Ass Penis - All I Do Is Eat Horny - Uretented My Semen - Start Trying to Put Stuff in People - Lady No Fap - Don't Look Up the Pussy Thanks for tuning in.  If you like what you hear, the best way to support the show is with a donation to our Patreon page. A one dollar donation unlocks all our past bonus episodes, plus a new bonus episode every week.  Keep tuning into our nightly twitch stream at at 10:30pm.  Follow us on twitter, instagram, and facebook as a show and individually. 

    Everything I Don't Like is Sex Crimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 59:29


    other possible episode titles were: -Computers Rock/Xanax Not -Bring Back Racist Porn -Hobos are Never Sex Criminals -Getting Sniped by a Pedophile -The Cum Bullett   Thanks for tuning in. If you like what you hear, the best way to support the show is with a donation to our Patreon page (). A one dollar donation unlocks all our past bonus episodes, plus a new bonus episode every week. Keep tuning into our nightly twitch stream every night at 10:30 at   Follow us on twitter, instagram, and facebook as a show and individually.

    A Black Guy Named Google

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2020 51:36


    alternate titles for this episode:   Extra Long Lunch Break Larry Dork Boner Pedophile music sad X men Dave, Trent, and Willy Hitler: End of a Bloodline Mouths are bad for sex Knife Bones   follow us on IG, Twitter, or FB. Consider supporting us nightly on Twitch.   for the second half of this episode, go to our patreon and donate a dollar and you'll be granted access. 

    S3 E2: Stone Cold Steve Biden

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 77:20


    S3 E1 - Checkov's Infared Thermometer Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 59:31


    We're back in the new studio and bart has a gun that takes our temperature that we can't stop playing with. Full video on our   good to be back. Follow us on , , and to keep up with what we're doing. Also, check us out on every night 10:30 EST ok cool thanks bye

    Quarantine Content: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 63:32


    Here is us, doing monologues about how the quarantine started, how we're dealing, and what our plans our. new music by johnathan weier  be safe. tune into the stream every night starting at 9 PM 

    Space Jam 3 the Tabletop Game.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 52:19


    so stoked to share this episode. one of the dumbest. 

    Pheasants Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 81:20


    thanks for listening to the pod.   dont remember what this one was about. 

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