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What's up everyone! BTG boys are back with the most recent live show, where we talk come with some great segments. We play a game Mercer of "Who Said It!" (Kanye or Hitler) and we figure out who would be what if we were Power Puff Girls. E.J. comes with some wild scenario questions and Raphique gives us the classic Big Time Glossary. If you missed the show don't worry! We do it every second Thursday at The Independent Comedy Club. Also if you can't make it into the show, check us out on our live twitch stream channell at twitch.tv/bigtimegarbage. Enjoy!!
this is the audio rip from our live show at the Independent Comedy Club. Brett details the peoples history of big time garbage. Bart reveals a handful of our new sponsors. Blain lets us in on this weird guy that he's been watching, and EJ provides us with another bombastic Top 5
hannah roeschlein stopped by the studio after her weekend at the independent comedy club to chat about george w bush being a stand up comedian, what he did to putin's dog, and just generally vibe. go follow everyone on websites
were talkin' war. bart got robbed. brett's arm fell off. blain reveals his biggest fantasy. we are back, baby
Reena Calm is a comedian who started her career performing for private corporate gigs. She's entertained the big wigs at taco bell and toilet stores. She now lives on the road performing stand up comedy all across the country. I really mean that. She doesn't have an address other than her web address which is We make a lot of jokes like the address joke on this episode and i both apologize and don't apologize. enjoy.
sorry for talking about j*e R8goan again but he's in the zeitgeist, and what are we supposed to do? instagram
We're back with another podcast episode! This may be our 200th episode we're not entirely sure. But we talk NNN, delivery services, and man do we miss the beginning of the Pandemic when we could just stay home and not have a schedule. All that plus more in this week's episode!
We're back this week with another episode! We talk about Blain's tour, weird ways to die as well as Bart's time in West Virginia. And of course, we discuss Dave Chappelle's most recent and very polarizing comedy special. Tune in!
What's up everyone!! This episode is a fun one!! We talk a little about 9/11 but also what it would be like to hire a hitman to kill yourself. There's plenty to laugh at in this episode so enjoy!!
We're back with another episode! We talk a lot about Joe Rogan and his recent endeavors/comments. Are most people pieces of s***? Has cancel culture ever been wrong? We talk about all that and more on this week's episode. Oh yea, and E.J. is back!
Big day over here at the BTG news desk. the taliban got access to, among other things, many american machines of fitness. They will be buff in like a week or so. What the heck is going on over there???? we also talk about that thing where covid deniers have been dying of covid lately, especially the loud ones. big episode. enjoy it.
a rare remotely recorded episode and a throwback to the pandemic when we were streaming all the dang time. We have a brief conversation about loud music to continue our Fast Summer series (all things fast cars and cool guitar music and shit like that). We then go deep into the plot of space jam 2, as a continuation of our summer movie series (see our fast and furious 9 episode). Major spoiler alert if you're trying to see SJANL (space jam a new legacy) and haven't yet. This episode will act as a spiritual successor to our 2019 episode
In our first episode with a guest since before the pandemic, we bring in one of the best in the country, radio personality and stand up comedian Mary Santora is in town from Cleveland for her headlining weekend at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle. We talk about everything including throwing white trash parties, doing shrooms, sobriety, and much more!! Make sure to follow us on all socials Mary Santora - @marysantoracomedy Brett Mercer - @brett_mercer_ Bart Dangus - @bartdangus Blain Hill - @blainhill E.J. Watson - @ejwatson111
We talk about collapsing a building with the bed. Blain also tells us what he would do if he was the richest guy in the world, and the answer may shock you! All that and a lot more in this week's episode! Hit that subscribe button and make sure to follow us on all socials! @bartdangus @brett_mercer_ @blainhill
we recorded this before going to the race track to see fast cars. a bit of Independence day talk. Bart premiered his new segment "anatomy quiz" and surprisingly it wasn't about penises. check us out on instagram, and come to a live show. family forever.
After the boys go to the movie theatre to watch Fast and the Furious 9, we get some real good material and conversation out of it. Find out how the boys feel about FAMILY.
In this episode, Bart's got some dating advice for Blain, plus a new invention idea. We also talk about the world not having any imagination, and so much more. This episode , like all other episodes, is hilarious.
We continue our TMZ style reporting on open mic violence and action. Blain almost got beat up by a pro-cop guy. Bart has been doing yoga and making choices that honor his body and mind. Brett has been watching the Fast and Furious series to take his mind off of a failing computer. Instagram:
we talk about a thing that happened with a taser, plus ass-less mech suits, and gaslighting. banger episode.
Clue: Pleasure Edition is a game Bart plays. Find out what it is in this week's episode!
After a bit of a hiatus we are back!! We discuss different parts of the tongue, Bart's last trip to Arizona, and crazy family stories in this week's episode of Big Time Garbage
We discuss Bart's conversation style, flying planes upside down, and whispering in girl's ears in this week's episode of Big Time Garbage
Justice League | Did Heaven Blow Up | Space Boxes | Steppin Wolf
Whats going on with this pandemic? Or cancel culture? Minimum wage is changing, and vaccine has made Bart feel a certain way. We discuss all that and more in this weeks episode of Big Time Garbage.
Buying youtube highlights like basketball cards? Bart receiving the first treatment of the Vaccine, and we trying to get some piercings for Blain. We discuss all that in more in this weeks episode of Big Time Garbage.
Is Lil Uzi Vert's forhead diamond real? how does it work? does lil nas x actually have tits now? We determine that we're officially old and out of touch on this wonderful snowday. A brief discussion about cancel culture in 2021, and an idea that's sure to get us millions from fox news boomers. check out the stream, check out the patreon, check out ride aalong, and don't forget to check in on yourself :)
Jeff Wick | Colorawdog | Mint Chocolate Chip Hummus | Self My Suck | My Head Is a Woman's Crotch | Elbow Sanitizer | Door Knob Repair Man
Big week on the Market. Stonks have gone up and down. we havn't seen a market this crazy since... well, i don't think ever. A lot of talk about showers and potato guns. I think i mentioned how im gonna become a daredevil after the pandemic. thx for listening and as always catch us on tvvitch nightly from 10-midnight. check out Wrestleblainia on the patreon, and keep your hands as diamond as possible.
Money Is Contagious A Wizard Made You Gay Are We On FB Liv Small Medium at Large Seance Paperwork Non Dead Agreement They're Juggalo Neutral Tony Tawk Starts a Podcast First Dui Day
Potential Titles Cut beans with the White House Sword I'm Horny for Question Marks Beenie Baby Coin Put Your Shoes on Heel First Suicide Doors on Your Shoes Were Sandals Involved Barstradangus Blain has two knee caps on one leg
broadcasting live from mitch mcconnell's office in the capitol building.
2020 recap. Hell yeah. Rock and roll. See you in 2021 where it will be very the same
We learn about the electoral college while trying to eat brunch.
Bart is free of his quarantine, Brett has been watching the Sopranos, and Blain has been chilling. a listener suggested Pokenut november so we talk about that.
Last one recorded over discord. next week we're back in the stchudio. We talk more about bart's experience in the Snake Hotel, and somehow get on the topic of what the best crackers are. EJ's on this one. go check out the Ride Aalong podcast (with two A's) Follow us on media. ***updated so that blain's mic doesn't cut out. If it still sounds that way, delete the episode from your device and re download***
a virtually recorded episode as bart remains quarantined in a hotel for a movie production. We talk about the nature of fear, phobias, and an alternate reality where covid didn't happen.
trump got covid. that's what we talked about.
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We're back in the new studio and bart has a gun that takes our temperature that we can't stop playing with. Full video on our good to be back. Follow us on , , and to keep up with what we're doing. Also, check us out on every night 10:30 EST ok cool thanks bye
Here is us, doing monologues about how the quarantine started, how we're dealing, and what our plans our. new music by johnathan weier be safe. tune into the stream every night starting at 9 PM
so stoked to share this episode. one of the dumbest.
thanks for listening to the pod. dont remember what this one was about.