Butterflies on the Wheel

Trivial Trials has rebranded to the name it always should have been! Jack recounts sexy childhood trauma, Sebastian reads out a doozy, and Raghu dissects us as always.

The Trivial Trial returns, with the help of one of our many loyal listener.

Oh my days! It's us! Back! Jack does Bob Dylan, Raghu does his best story ever (in my opinion, not that it matters), and Sebastian judges the balls off of us

Pucker up! The Trivial Trial is in session once more, with Raghu taking to the role of judge like a duck to water, or Jack to the idea of an attack on one of his best friends. Sebastian debuts Sappho, who will soon be his replacement in the Very Real Court, just as soon as she finishes law school. And if you are listening to this on Spotify, we think (?) you can now vote on who you think deserves to win the episode?

And so, another episode dawns upon us. Jack does the worst job of all time being a judge, Sebastian regales us with a delightful tale about something or other, and Raghu predicts the World Cup winners.

AKA The Spicy Butter Waffle Episode. Sebastian returns to his rightful place as court judge, sniffing out justice to his heart's content. Raghu's velvety tones take on a lactose quality, while Jack Vaa is actually from, like, Denmark? In case you didn't know?

With new and improved microphones, and outdated and degrading perceptions of life, the Boys are Back for Season 4 of the best barely listened to podcast of all time. With Raghu acting as a cutting judge, Jack freaks out about his hair and Sebastian throws one of his slaves under the bus. Some things never change.

Recorded August 2019. Which is why all the references are from a distant era, pre-Brexit, when Corona was just the only beer you put a lime into for some unknown reason. Jack's Dad and actor Tony Gardner joins us for this episode, in what could potentially be a career-defining role. In fact, after listening back to this, we are convinced this will have massive implications for his career. Raghu discusses the Royal Family (#EatTheRich), Jack commits Patricide and Tony discovers the dangers of reading through Urban Dictionary in a pub whilst waiting to come to the recording... Oh boy.

In this weeks jaunt, Sonnet-composing Sebastian cannot stop bloodcurdlingly laughing at describing the death of his enemies, Article-Reading Raghu reads an article and Beautiful-Face-Haver Jack does very little apart from keeping this ship afloat as usual. EMAIL US: Butterfliespodcast@gmail.com

Forget Netflix and Chill. Its all about Podcast n' Tonsilblast now mf-ers In our THIRTIETH episode (look how far we have come, look what we have ACHIEVED), we invite Dame Helen Mirren or Judy Dench or whatever into the studio to talk about Library Creatures, then Raghu goes on another semi-comprehensible rant about the sun before Jack whacks out his strings and makes you listen to him for 4 minutes straight because he can do what he wants. Write into us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com and why the hell don't you? Instagram -- @ButterfliesPodcast

This week, Sebastian loquaciously looks at lots of little crimes located at a lesbian-free Lebanese wedding, Raghu cynically castigates the curmudgeons who cant click "Cant Go" to his carouses (causing credible crossness) and Jack spends too much time writing the description as usual.

In this episode, we Blow and Tell, we discuss mental health kind of, and most importantly we explain why Italy sucks donkey balls. Email us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: butterfliespodcast Twitter: @ButterfliesPod

We are BACK! AGAIN! New and improved apart from definitely not improved! This week we discuss very important things like how to punish pregnant women and how being told to not watch sports is like farting in a room full of people. And if that isn't new and improved then I don't know what is.   Jack embodies a new character because character and prop comedy are two noble arts, Raghu writes a story (new and improved) and Sebastian returns as the Gay Judge.  Twitter @butterfliespod Instagram: @butterfliespodcast EMAIL US YOUR STORIES: butterfliespodcast@gmail.com and then write us a review

In anticipation of the release of SERIES 3 of Butterflies on the Wheel, we have put together our fav stories from the last series and serialised them into this serial thing. Its funny. Listen to it and tell us how excited you are for Series 3. Instagram: @butterfliespodcast Twitter: @butterfliespod Email: butterfliespodcast@gmail.com Thanks for waiting and love you all lots and lots!

In the LAST EPISODE OF THE SERIES (don't cry we will be back, maybe probably), we invite on Astrology Guru Caroline "Caz" Elms as she shares the furious anger that has been bubbling up inside her for the last 10 years. WELCOME TO THE CLUB BABE. Jack discusses seeing an actual real-life up close anus, Raghu gets drunk again and Sebastian shouts at Raghu in a way that I, at least, find hilarious. Write into us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com with your trivial criminal, and we will read it out on the next series! Subscribe and if you could rate our podcast that would be absolutely fantastic and really helps us grow. Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast Twitter: @ButterfliesPod See you next series!!!

In the penultimate episode of the Series (thank Gaya), the gang finally start getting into some real gosh darn issues. Finally, the eternal question gets answered: who is better? Nazis or Homophobes? Also featured-- Raghu cry-laughs at a South African accent, Jack finds and loses his zen and Sebastian tells us the right way to pronounce "cum" (why is he the expert on this all of a sudden?) Tweet us: @butterfliespod Instagram: @butterfliespodcast Email: Butterfliespodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to the most accessible episode yet, where we discuss our recent foray to Glastonbury Festival. Jack, Raghu and the other one are joined this week by Rebecca, who is Jack's soon to be ex-fiancee. As all fiancees eventually become. This week, bad anus aimers, The Killers and Stubby-fingered 20-something year old males. Tweet us: @butterfliespod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast Email: butterfliespodcast@gmail.com

The gang (not Jack) gets very drunk as the episode goes on. Raghu actually cant remember the episode being recorded. Sebastian attacks his family YET AGAIN. Raghu writes his second story in 2 episodes down, wow that holiday did him good, and Jack tries and fails to stop the ship from sinking.

Jack gets literally robbed. Raghu invents the Vent Diagram and Sebastian robs Jack. Jack is a martyr. Write into us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com with your stories, or just to say how appalled you are at Jack getting robbed.

On blast this week -- Extinction Rebellion, Gyms, Ancient Greece and some other stuff and stuff.

Jack hosts for the second time in two weeks because there was an episode recording that messed up in between this. Apologies for the lack of continuity. As if any of you notice... Raghu lets out his pent up rage RE: visas (again), Sebastian again attacks the innocent and Jack is funny and beautiful as per usual.

Bash continues his decline into madness, Raghu cosies up to Jack with a well-selected story and Jack "goes off on one" when its not even his story...  Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!!                         Tweet us: (@ButterfliesPod)                               Instagram: (@ButterfliesPodcast)

In this week's episode, Sebastian commits patricide (is that a thing?), Jack relives the trauma of going to a bad gig and Raghu discovers that the best way to decide legal cases such as this is through the noble art of tallying. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!! Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

Hey kids, can you guess what this episode is about? Sebastian has a wet dream as his fat phobia is allowed to flourish freely in this week's ep. (He's only this way because he was fat when he was younger-- swipe right on his Facebook profile 5 times and you'll see).  Raghu is so unwell that you have a danger of becoming infected just by listening to this recording.  Jack is fantastic as ever, no-one ever reads the episode description, especially not Sebastian and Raghu so yeah, Jack is wonderful, fantastic and the brains behind this operation. And beautiful. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!!                         Tweet us: (@ButterfliesPod)                               Instagram: (@ButterfliesPodcast)

Sebastian has really decided to fulfil his New Years' resolution of more conflict not less, and has attacked the least deserving Trivial Criminal we've ever had. This is probably the last episode of the podcast... Jack's undoubted physical stature gets ignored. Raghu takes too long to deliberate over the easiest decision ever made by a judge on this podcast, or in the history of any legal thing ever.   Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!!     Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod    Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

The gang gets probably the smuttiest they've ever got by playing the fun game of "which sex words are the most disgusting". Noone is safe and nothing gets better.  Sebastian tries to justify biting an adult and Raghu bums everyone out by talking about being racially profiled. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!!    Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod   Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

Butterflies on the Wheel is officially BACK! Now with added #Politics and #commentary! Yes, that's right the boys are getting political for the new episodes, as we tackle life's most pressing non-problems.  This week, Jack takes up ballet whilst Raghu fights back against inherently racist workplace practices. Fun for all the family. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!!    Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod   Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

Your favourite pointless, trivial, corrosive podcast is BACK hunnies! Did you miss us? No? We don't care. Before Series 2 starts, we thought we would read out a story that was sent into us over the break by one of our 3 listeners-- Kathy from the UAE Legoland (don't ask)! Kathy wrote into us at our butterfliespodcast@gmail.com with her #TrivialCriminal and we brought that sweet, sweet, meaningless, inconsequential justice upon them. It always goes down smooth. Also, we're getting really political this series and there is nothing you can do about it. #politics #commentary. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!! Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

In anticipation of our BRAND NEW SERIES 2, we have gathered together some of our favourite bits of the first series to quench your thirsty af ears. ALSO I know how I said "British Comedy Awards" but what I meant was "British Podcast Awards", I'm a total moron. Tweet to us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast Email to write in your stories to us: buttefliespodcast@gmail.com

In the LAST EPISODE of the series, Sebastian continues to be biblical in his fury and punishments, Raghu wonders at British road features and Jack abuses his "power". MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, SEE YOU FOR THE NEXT SERIES IN 2019!!! Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!! Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

In this week's ep, Raghu saves the planet, Jack makes a touching tribute to Stan Lee by introducing a new superhero (Gammon Man) and Sebastian takes on the role he was born to play: Queen Judge. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!! Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

In this episode, the universally hungover #clique stumble their way through. Raghu makes his mother ashamed, Jack recalls love lost (14 years ago) and Sebastian offends half the population of the planet -- including his co-hosts. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!! Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

In this week's episode, Rebecca (Jack's long-suffering girlfriend) makes the first ever guest appearance of the podcast! Raghu attacks #FakeNews, Sebastian opens up the schism between Catholics and Protestants and Rebecca breaks up with Jack. Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!! Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast

This week, Sebastian discusses what his boyfriends call him during sex, Jack gets toe juice on him and Raghu finds his co-hosts wanting.

It's our spooky Halloween special! This week, Jack attacks the love of his life, Raghu finds out why goatees are the worst thing ever, Sebastian multiplies molluscs and we find out what each member of the clique's deepest, darkest fears are.

This week, the gang becomes a certified clique. Sebastian yells at the youth (again), Jack retells his public humiliation and Raghu swears a lot.

In this latest pointless instalment of the #TrivialTrial, Sebastian pretends to hide from an infant on a plane, Raghu tries to take down social media as we know it and Jack comes to the recording dressed in full drag.

In this week's episode, Jack has a caffeine-induced panic attack, Raghu discovers himself sexually in an elevator and Sebastian reveals a dark past involving subways and 5-foot-2 women.

This week, Sebastian (who once again is bravely told to tell his story first), recounts a treasured story from his childhood: an encounter which he is likely the only person to remember, and has been festering over with fury for the last dozen years. In other words, the absolute perfect story for this podcast. In detailing a story about his "sweet ass tattoo" (check the insta: butterflies_on_the_wheel), Jack humiliates a work colleague and potentially destroys a nascent friendship in his attempts to make strangers laugh. And he would do it again, goddamnit. Raghu finds both his co-hosts to be more guilty of being judged than the Trivial Criminals they present, continuing a theme that will reemerge as this podcast continues.

This week Sebastian can't figure out whether he violently hates or sexually desires his Trivial Criminal. Raghu rails against an anonymous toilet convention breaker. Jack messes up a coin toss.

Second episode of Butterflies on the Wheel features yet more infuriating triviality

The very first episode of Butterflies on the Wheel! Each episode, two of either Jack Gardner, Sebastian Hendra or Raghu Kesavan will battle it out by presenting a real-life person they’ve encountered who has been guilty of some form of mild idiocy. They will conclude by proposing a fitting punishment to the moderator, who will then decide who has presented the most convincing case, and the winner will have the right to compete again in the next podcast. The rules are simple: 1) No more than three minutes for opening arguments 2) The crime *must* be trivial 3) The punishment must fit the crime Feedback of all shapes and forms will be gratefully received for our very first, pilot episode! We will be releasing an episode every fortnight, so subscribe for more trivial fury Email us your trivial criminals at Buttefliespodcast@gmail.com and we will read it out on the podcast!! Tweet us: @ButterfliesPod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast