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Sarcasm is a dying art form. The perfect meeting of over the top sarcastic humor and WAY too much caffeine. People watching with a bad attitude. Always with an eye for the funny. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

Will McKinley

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    • Oct 3, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 9m AVG DURATION
    • 278 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Caffeinated Humor

    Pissing Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 8:59


    The is a rational to pissing yourself in public that has a range goes from almost unable to believe you are doing it to it making perfect sense that you are doing it. The easier it gets to explain depends on how much you have had to drink. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Who is like the beast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 9:39


    Not a biblical post Support the show

    And your kid is dumb too

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2022 12:38


    Someone has to say it. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Don't Mess with Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 10:09


    Don't piss that woman off! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    The Arrogance of Fat Babies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 9:07


    You're damned right I said it! Someone had to. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    The Hangover - NOT the movie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 10:01


    Choking on the hair of the dog Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Sailing Ships and Sealing Wax

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 11:06


    And cabbages and kings. (You get extra points if you don't have to Google that) Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Richie Valens was NOT talking about her

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 8:19


    Did you ever stop to consider that the heart doesn't know what the hell it wants? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Holier than thou, Asshole

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 9:54


    Some people just stink of goodness. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Rick Rolled at the Ren Faire

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 9:54


    Never thought I would see it. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Judge Not Lest Ye Be

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 9:21


    Casting the first stone and all that shit. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    I Got Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2022 11:17


    There are Words and then there are Vile actions.  Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Try not to bleed

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 10:00


    The keyword is "Try" Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Served at the Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 10:53


    You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Quacker Shits and Hat Tricks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 10:40


    Two very different terms for one fast food visit. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    PEEPS Damn it

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 9:29


    Like sugar covered meth, but they cost more. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Nude House of Wacky People

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 14:16


    And some times its just a catchy title Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Like a desert Twilight Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 9:44


    Rod Serling suffered from horrible flop sweat. Why does that make me feel better? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Wipe your mouth when your done

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 8:39


    Yeah, this one went dirty. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    The Day After

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 9:01


    Nothing better than a hangover to put it all into perspective Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    You gotta wait for it sometimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 9:56


    Good things come to bad people who wait. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Run and Hide, Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 10:27


    Love is a bitch. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Lord of the Goddam Flies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 11:43


    But less organized... Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Eye of the Storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 11:39


    Think Riders on the storm by the Doors, but much more awkward. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    And Sometimes, Evil Has the Flu

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 12:40


    Not sure even Nyquil will work here. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Trey Jo the Homeless Stand Up Comic

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 12:56


    Off of the streets and smelling up a stage near you! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Hugh Jackman is the new Chuck Norris

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 12:18


    The man was in The X-Men and Le Mis for God's sake! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    And the Truth Shall Set You Free

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 12:36


    I am probably going to get some hate mail for this one.  Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Escape from LA

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 9:06


    This podcast does not star Kurt Russell. (He won't return my calls) Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Into the mouth of Hell, rode the Caffeinated 600

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 9:02


    Not to be confused as directly stealing a great line from an old poem.... Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    A Simple Act of Defiance

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 9:49


    Take a stand, even if its obscene. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

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    My Homeless Muses

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 11:46


    Because sometimes, the muse is upon you, and sometimes it's on meth too. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Alice followed the rabbit down the hole, what a slut!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 10:05


    Slut shaming is wrong....... but what if it's funny? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Positive is great, but Negative will keep you warm at night

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 11:02


    Because it's important to have a hobby, even if it pisses people off. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Good morning, We're perfect

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 12:58


    It's ok to hate people sometimes Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Not Enough Hours in the Goddamn Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 11:52


    Too many twisted things on my to do list! Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    My lack of Super Powers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 10:08


    And I'm too short to be Superman.  Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Sponge Bob

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 9:10


    Not the cartoon, this is dirty Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    On the dirty boulevard

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 9:54


    But not like the song. Just saying. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Please beat your kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 11:36


    Trigger warnings should be unnecessary. Should be. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    The Grand Tradition of Lying to Ourselves

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 15:42


    New Year, New Lies Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    The Holiday Shit Storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 10:03


    Ho Ho F-ing Ho! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Time to get your Holiday fix

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 11:58


    They call them the holidays for a reason. Suck it up. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Shopping is the new extreme sport

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 10:06


    I will make the Grinch my bitch. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Sexual Side Effects and The Stranger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 13:52


    Admit it, the only thing you saw was "Sexual Side Effects"Everyone loves a freak show. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Tarded Vampires

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 12:54


    Because Stupid is as Stupid has enough money to does.  Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Hit me again Steve Jobs, and this time put some stank on it

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 13:47


    Over rated pieces of shit! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Nicky the Douchebag, the hitman on the bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 10:46


    Sometimes you just stare, and its not rude. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    A long story about Evil in the rain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 15:27


    Because Evil should never be a short story. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Pull Up Your Goddam Pants!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 11:28


    Dress to impress! And your ass doesn't impress me! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

    Gangnam Style, Desposito, Dance Monkey, Shape of You and Baby Shark Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 13:08


    Some of the most watched videos on Youtube Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe)

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