Can I Speak To The Manager

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James Blunt. You're beautiful. Just doing your own thing. But where have you been lately. We miss you. So, honey, we need to speak to your manager. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're insecure Zayn. We're here to help. In this episode we look at Zayn's solo career and where it all went wrong. And that's with not releasing more BANGERS. Zayn, honey, even if this is a re-release, reach out! We need to speak to your manager. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's start by saying Greg loves Coldplay. Or loved. Parachutes is a banger of an album, but with each album, and each growth in popularity. Something happened. In this episode we dig deep into what made Coldplay popular, and why they're kind of corny now. Who names their kid apple? Though I kind of like it now...but honey, Chris, Coldplay....we need to speak to your manager....still! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan Gosling is hot. Full stop. This is an old episode. To be honest, we never needed to do this episode. What a great career. A-list actor who's Canadian....what more can you ask for. Ryan Gosling you're doing great sweetie. But honey, listen, if you want some more ideas, we're here for you....with old stale ideas because this is an old episode. BUT STILL GOOD. PLEASE LISTEN. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ne-Yo. We love you. Please make sexy love pt 2. This is a release of the 2ND episode we ever recorded. Meaning the sound quality is bad, but the advice is still good! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LISTEN, we're still re-releasing stuff (because brian accidentally deleted it all). This week it's Eminem. Remember him? Well, you should because he just released a new album recently. DID he listen to our advice? Who knows....Did we record this on zoom mics? The answer is yes, and we're sorry. We're going to come back soon with the best-sounding sound since the first time you heard sound. Maybe one day we should manage ourselves. Til then...Eminem, honey, we need to speak to your manager. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While this is a re-release, the timing couldn't be better. Everyone's saying stream Joyride (especially in a current Dr Luke user). So, go stream Joyride. Feels like for once a celebrity actually listened to us. So, like, no complaints here to our Jack and Coke queen. Truthfully, honey, we don't need to speak to your manager. Keep doing what you're doing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was our first-ever episode...and we recorded it on zoom. Sorry. However, currently Katy Perry is trying to make a comeback....and it's not going well. Clearly she didn't listen to our advice! Dr. Luke?! Katy nooooooooooooo. While it was recorded 3 years ago...(again on zoom its poor audio), our advice is still there, because Katy, if you're reading this, which would be wild....honey, we need to speak to your manager. like RN. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are the Jonas Brothers still relevant since we did this episode? We don't know. They came back...got once divorce and left. This is a re-released episode....but everything we said makes sense still. WE'RE AHEAD OF OUR TIMES. Kevin still needs to disappear, but otherwise, if the Jonas Brothers try to come back again, we're going to need to speak to their managers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is an older episode. Listen, Brian may have accidentally deleted a lot of our content. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. We're messy. But we're allowed to be. The celebs we study...not so much. In this episode, we look at Justin Timberlake, BEFORE the DUI, but we all knew it was coming. We were anti-Justin ever since the Superbowl. Ever since he did Britney dirty, and while this is an episode, show us where we were wrong. We weren't. This dude sucks. And honey...we need to speak to your manager. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week we looked at the Tik Tok king himself, Jason Derulo. What do we even say about Jason? CATS! He was in cats. So funny. What else do we even talk about? Maybe his singles? Or lack there of. Couple gems. But somethings off. Somethings not right. And that's what we look at this episdoe. What we would change about Jason to make Jason...Jason. Becuase right now Jason, your tik toks of ice cream just aren't cutting it anymore, and honey, we need to speak to the manager.   

We're back! This week we looked at the colourful artist P!nk. Now when we say colourful we just mean her name, because in terms of work, she's put out the same music for the last decade. And that's what we're here to talk about. That and maybe a new hair style. WE GET IT YOU LIKE SHORT HAIR. What else?  P!nk, you can't keep up your circus act, WE GET IT YOU LOVE BEING CATAPULTAED INTO THE AIR. Honestly, with all P!nks doing, we still thought it's time to try something new. Because honey, we need speak to your manager.  

This week we looked at the Original Camp Rocker, Demi Lovato....and POOT. We love Poot. But this is about Demi. While Demi has been through a lot, we're here to give them the comeback they deserve. (Hint: One of the ideas involves Poot)

This week we looked at the "Curbside Prophet" himself, Jason Mraz. Turns out Greg was a big fan in high school. And Jason Mraz still makes music today...AND he now owns an avocado farm! He's actually really famous and doing really well for himself. But that doesn't he can do better! So hunny, we need to speak to your manager.  

This week we looked at Jedward! It was Jepic! While there are some j-spiracies of who they really are, we dug down to the core and found out they're just two really fun dudes! And they're twins. Identical twins. Honestly, fun week. But we deep down know Jedward can be bigger. So, just follow our lead and things will be JEPIC. YEAH. AWESOME. YEAH. SUPER

This week we looked at Felicia Lily Dobson aka Fefe Dobson. This episode is a PSA. Listen to her music. Overlooked by the record industry, Fefe deserved better. Now married to Yelawolf things still worked out for her and she had a good career. But she deserved better. Especially a Juno. She never won a Juno. Every Canadian wins a Juno. So how is that possible? Well, we're here, and we're Juno hungry. So Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at Ed Sheeran. No offense, but what a boring bloke. He's a great guy though! Really. It's just things haven't been the same lately. He once had a lock on weddings first dance songs. Now he's trying to make club hits? Honey, it isn't working. So, that's why we're here. Because honey, we need to speak to your manager

This week we looked at Hilary Duff. Singer, actor, owner of Stuff by Duff….she's basically a triple threat. She even danced on Jay Leno. Google it. Overall she's great. Lizzy Mcguire is top tier. Metamorphosis. Top tier. But after that, some hits here or there in music. But not really in the movies. A hockey husband? Not anymore. Honestly, Hilary has been all over the place lately. But not anymore. Because Hunny, we need to speak to the manager.

This week we looked at Jared Joseph Leto. A 49-year-old vampire who's actually been haunting us for thousands of years. Aside from being a great actor (turns out Brian's a fanboy), Jared also fronts the band 30 Seconds to Mars. All we're saying is if we were vampires we'd also name our band that. Jared is successful. But with declaring their band a cult recently as a joke, and coming back from a meditation retreat to learn there's a pandemic, it's time Jared Leto got a reality check and came back to earth...So, Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at the Pussycat Dolls. No, we're not just talking about Nicole Scherzinger! We're talking Carmit Bachar, Jessica Sutta, Kimberly Wyatt, Ashley Roberts, Melody Thornton. If you just asked who are those members….THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS EPISODE. They're ready to come back! They've been trying since 2019 to do so... But we're going to make it happen. First step, hunnies, we neeeeed to speak to your manager. 

This week we looked at Toronto and October's very own Drake. “Drake?!” (Soulja Boy voice) Yes, Drake. Does Certified Lover Boy live up to all of Drake's previous records or has he gone a little soft? Or was Drake always soft? Actually, who really is Drake? Because he might need to find himself. Or reveal who he really is. But don't worry, we got the two perfect people to help, because honey, we need to speak to the manager.

This week we looked at previous artists we've done, and check-in with what they've done,  and if they have followed our suggestions. some did!  Some did not....(Shawn Mendes...come on dude).

This week we looked at James Corden. Honestly, rough week.  Just isn't there for us, but we're still here to help. Known as the king of pretending to be a queen, the pretending to be gay act is getting old. And while Carpool Karaoke can be fun to watch, there's just something off lately, and it might just be James. With a few other controversies under his belt, things haven't been going James' way. But we're here, and we won't dress him like a mouse...cause honey we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at  Enrique Iglesias. The original Spanish heartthrob (technically his dad is) he's had quite the career with 10 albums under his belt. But with no albums in the last 7 years (he had twins), no mole for the last 18 years, and a style that hasn't changed for the last 20 years, we think it's time some things changed. No, we're not going to draw back on a mole (we may just suggest it), but we are going to need to speak to the person who keeps buying him these deep V shirts. And honey, you know who you are, because we're going to need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at Matt Damon. First, the Bourne series rules. Love it. He kills someone with a book. Wild. BUT, let's talk about The Great Wall. Or Downsizing. Or We Bought A Zoo. Who ok'd these films? Also with Damon only recently retiring a homophobic slur...let us repeat...recently, and Matt not understanding how diversity works in film, it's high time someone took a look at the actor's career. So, we took a peek, and we have some feedback. And honestly, Matt, Honey, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we look at Lindsay Lohan. Listen, we get it Mean Girls is perfect. We will admit that. And Greg might love The Parent Trap so much he makes people watch it at sleepovers. But with parents that don't manage her, just manage to get in the way, it's been a rough ride. Don't even get us started on 2007. All in all, owning a nightclub in Greece isn't enough. So, honey, we need to speak to the manager of Lohan Nightclub, which we assume is Lindsay...

We're back! And this week we're taking a look at Usher's career. Now listen, we stan! But things haven't been the same since Confessions. We still love a lot of his music, but we're waiting on something new. And we can't wait anymore. Maybe we just want another Confessions. Maybe we want to see more of his abs. Maybe we just want to go to “Flavour Camp”. What's “Flavour Camp”? You'll have to listen to find out. So, while we wait to get accepted to Flavour Camp, Usher, we're going to need to speak to your manager!

This week we looked at Ellen Degeneres with our special guest Taylor Rivers. Did Ellen's lust for wealth consume her soul?  Yes. That's basically it. But we still love her...kinda. Brian does? There's a lot going on in this episode. But one thing's for sure, Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at Ashlee Nicolle Ross-Næss (aka Ashlee Simpson). Always stuck living in someone else’s shadow..how she made 2 more albums after SNL we don’t know. But what we do know is it’s time for Joe to go. Dad-agers are weird. Greg and Brian are not. So Hunny, we need to speak to your manager...aka your dad?

This week we looked at Lorde. And honestly, it was a great week. We will admit she’s not a struggling artist. We just wanted to listen to her music for a week. She’s such a safe artist to manage. Literally never in the news, except for releasing award-winning albums. Well, guess what? We want ANOTHER ONE. It’s been 4 years. So, listen to our thoughts on what she could do next. Because Hunny, we need to speak to your manager!

This week we looked at T-Pain's career. Spoiler alert...we're big fans. From bops, on bops, on bop. To a Twitch stream with tons of views, T-pain is doing good. But we're here to make him better (despite firing all his managers before).

This week we looked at James Blunt. An artist with more than 5 albums, but we only knew two songs. If you’re looking for the perfect background music to play during dinner, we’ve got the perfect artist for you. Otherwise, there’s not much new going on here. Well, until now. Because Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at the world's biggest rock group...no, not Nickelback...Imagine Dragons. A lot of rock talk happened in this episode. And to prepare we both worked out as much as possible to every song. We’re now as jacked as the lead singer. Which might be too much, because it’s becoming a problem. So, Hunny we need to speak to your manager.

This week, with special guest Meredith Bolt, we looked at the award-winning actor Tom Hanks’ son, Chet Hanks. With “White Boy Summer” on its way, we thought it would be best to get as ready as Chet is. Which is not ready at all, because it’s a terrible idea. So, we brought some extra ideas. Because Hunny, we need to speak to your manager. 

This week we looked at Toronto royalty, Shawn Desman. For those of you not from Toronto, Shawn is a Canadian pop/R&B singer, songwriter, dancer, television personality, and actor….well was. He hasn’t had an album since 2016, so we felt he was due for a comeback. And it’s going to take a good amount of work. So guess what, honey, we’re here to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at Macklemore. Did you know he had a golf wear clothing line?! Yeah, we know. It makes sense, but it’s not a good choice. Luckily, we’re here to help him get over his obsession with writing corny lines and mopeds. Because Hunny, we need to speak to your manager. 

This week we looked at the beautiful soul himself, Jesse McCartney. From the lead in Summerland to dressing as a turtle and singing on The Masked Singer, Jesse McCartney has come a long way. He just made a couple of wrong turns to get there. But there’s still hope. There’s us. And  Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at the controversial film director Sia. Oh, she makes music too. It's just been a while since it was good. Sorry.  That being said, we're here to fix things.  Not only will we help people forget about her problematic movie, but we'll add in some fun new adventures along the way. She can even bring her wig.  But honestly, Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at Madonna's illustrious career with special guest Brandon Ash-Mohammed. For 40 years Madonna has reigned the music charts. But, with the last 10 years being a bit iffy, we'll have to change that to 30...The good news is we're here to point her in the right direction and point her manager to the exit.

This week we looked at the high note singing artist, MIKA. The only problem is his career hit a high note at least a decade ago (in North America). The good news, Greg and Brian are here to discuss a lot of swing dancing, and a few suggestions to get MIKA back into our ears.

This week we looked at the K Pop Supergroup SuperM with special guest Camille Blais. And thank god she came, we were not ready for the tea. There’s a lot going on in a K Pop group. Especially a supergroup! But with that being said, with a disappointing North American debut, and the idea of a supergroup quickly fading away. They had to call in the big guns. So, Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at Tyga's career. And if you asked "Who's Tyga?", you and Greg asked the same question. The good news, we had this week's guest  Alyssa break down why  Tyga has so many bangers...and why it might be in his best interest to open a  strip club!  His best option, listen to us! Because Hunny we need to speak to your manager.

This week we look at Party Rocker's themselves, LMFAO. Let's just say it was a party that rocked. Non-stop. Almost too much. But we survived the week and have some thoughts about how LMFAO comes back and better than ever. Because Hunny we need to speak to your manager.

This week we looked at Nicklebacks career and discovered why we know the lyrics to every song...despite never really listening to them. From having all their songs sound very similar, to constantly having H.C.E  throughout their career, Nicklebacks had a couple of boring hiccups along the way. The good news, however, Brian and Greg are here to  speak to their managers and get them back to "rocking out".

This we look at Arnie Hammer. We did not see the news about Arnie Hammer coming. Mostly because he's so boring. But with recent developments and unacceptable actions, someones going to need to manage this guy because he sure ain't doing it. 

This week we look at Owl city and figure out why they're famous, what went wrong, and how they think Owl City could come back. Spoiler alert; taking him to the strip club is mentioned enough. Because when every song sounds the same, things never change, and that means we need to speak to the manager.