Can We Be Your Girlfriend?

This week CWBYG discuss WITCHES. Hae details witchy origins, Lizzy describes Malleus Malelficarum, Kates gives a brief overview of the Salem Witch Trials, and Madi dissects A Witch Trial at Mount Holly. Join them in the Spooky Jacuzzi Banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG is back with Sex In the News (aka SINS). What do ABDL discussions, love hotels, God, and anaphylaxis have in common? Listen to this episode to find out. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

A VERY special guest joins the girls this week to discuss polyamory. It's Madison! The special guest is Madison. The girls discuss myths and common misconceptions about polyamory, the difference between polyamory and polygamy, and Lizzy presents Madi with an impossible predicament involving a sinking ship and fire. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls reconvene with Curses: Part II. Madi details Tecumseh's curse and spreads misinformation about presidents, Hae skirts around The Scottish Play, and Katie discusses the Billy Goat curse. They also describe the mighty Nganga. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls come up with a Last-Podcast-on-the-Left-themed drinking game this week. They also discuss current events in the sexy news and Mad and Hae get in a fight. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

In this week's episode of CWBYG, the girls tackle the history of curses and the specifics of King Tut, the Polish King's tomb, and the Hope Diamond. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

In this week's episode of CWBYG the girls teach Mad about Ojai, Hae discusses evil spirits, Kates raves about a rowdy festival, and Lizzy descrbies the dangers of Sushi Tuesdays. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week the girls tackle current events: explosive sex toys, unfortunate kidney beans, the ban of adult content from OnlyFans, and what constitutes a lewd act. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Join the girls in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi to learn about the history of burlesque—From Ancient Greece to Dita Von Teese. The girls also discuss pedicures, multilevel marketing, skorts, and Gen Z vernacular. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls are back after a summer hiatus! Join them this week to discuss the anal origins of sea cucumbers, Salvador Dalí, Froggyland, breast milk jewelry, and quite possibly the worst Tinder date they've ever heard. They ask big questions like: "What is Art?" and "How Much Should You Spend on Ice Skating?" Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls are back. In honor of Pride Month, they're discussing The Stonewall Uprising. Katie talks about the New York Mafia, Hae gives acting advice, Lizzy explains queeros, and Mad invites everyone to read a book. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

A special guest joins CWBYG this week! Brianna Danielle, Salt Lake's #1 Boudoir photographer, joins the girls to chat about photography, non-trad pick up lines, exotic meats, and her cruise to discovery. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Why do couples live separately? Why is moving in with a partner sometimes synonymous with a plateau in your relationship? Join the girls of CWBYG in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi this week to discuss these questions and touch on subjects like Burger King breakfasts, potty training mishaps, and Japan's lost decade of the 1980s. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

When is it time to move in with a partner? How do the dynamics of relationships change when you're cohabiting? This week CWBYG discuss personal growth, combining finances, and their own experiences about moving in with someone new. They also discuss Paris Hilton, fat cats, and vagina candles. #canwebeyourgirlfriend #cwbyg #relationshippodcast #sexpodcast #friendshippodcast #relationshipadvice #movingin #movingwoes #livingtogether #livingalone #goodroommate #badroommate #cohabitation #parishilton #fatcats #gwenandbrad #natachaocéane #vaginacandle #newpodcast --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week, CWBYG (minus Katie) chit chat. Hae describes her love of saunas, Madi mispronounces several cheeses, and Lizzy talks about finishing her master's degree. They also discuss bodybuilders with unhealthy diet habits, gut biomes, makeup, and wrinkles. Join them in the Jacuzzi Banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

It's exactly what it sounds like. Updates on the girls and current news including: poached eggs, small town drug rings, dimethylmercury, and some of their worst fears. They also give a bad book report (spoilers!) about Little Fires Everywhere. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week is momentous for CWBYG because a male guest joins them to give his perspective on online dating. Lizzy's brother in law, Dan, talks to the girls about dating apps, the perfect profile, and when it's appropriate to let someone sage your bedroom. It's a whole other bag of fish on your plate. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls from CWBYG discuss current events: jet-lagged bees, Manhattan's new prosecution laws for sex workers, why it's important to keep your Venmo set to private (Gaetz Gate), and sex therapist Natasha Helfer. They also mention a rolodex TWICE, so keep your ears peeled for that. Buckle in— this one's a rollercoaster. They also sing a lot, and they're sorry for that. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week CWBYG reconvene with the sexual practices of sharks, whiptail lizards, timema (another group of stick insect), and bdelloid rotifers. The girls teach Mad about chickens, Kate explains her high-brow jokes, and they ask the age-old question: why are so many sex toys shaped like animals? Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG have an impromptu skincare chat (skip the first 20 minutes if you dgaf), then they talk about animal copulation! They discuss the sex-crazed death spiral of the antechinus, NASA-funded dolphin projects, and the four-headed phallus of the echidna, among other things. Yeti or not, here they come. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

It's your favorite: a NO BRA episode! CWBYG discuss fit babies, circumcisions, anime porn, and they give relationship advice from Reddit such as: what to do if you accidentally break your boyfriend's nose, how to react if your partner wants to hire you as a chauffeur, and whether or not you should trust someone who owns an escort agency. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG talk pickles, poultry, and donuts. It's a big week for Hae- she explains what a bin is, her roommate hosts ElimiDate, and her family becomes involved in some hometown drama. But mostly, the episode summarizes the second-half of Gavin de Becker's book, “The Gift of Fear,” which highlights red flags of intimate partners. Persistence is not always a virtue. TW: abuse, domestic abuse, sexual assault --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Wow. This week's episode of CWBYG is very special. Caroline Kane: muralist, poet, healer, survivor, dancer, entrepreneur, and co-owner of @healinaheel joins the girls to chat about a movement-based healing program, body confidence, empowering the feminine, superpowers, and a sushi date from hell. This is what dreams are made of. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

In this week's episode, CWBYG discuss what your swimming stroke means about your personality, at-home-manicures (Mad insults Hae for having “safe” nail colors), loansharks, and they get a surprise visit from Douggie-Fresh. But mostly, the episode summarizes the first-half of Gavin de Becker's book, “The Gift of Fear,” which highlights red flags, survival signals, and stranger danger. TW: rape, abuse, --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG is back with unsolicited Relationship Advice in a No Bra Episode. Relationships are hard, and the girls are here to advise you on what to do if you have cold feet (literally), how to tell your partner it's time they get off their ex's phone plan, and how to react if your mom is stealing from you. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls try to pronounce décolletage, discuss their role models and current inspirations, and talk shit on Gwyneth Paltrow. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG research libido to tell you everything you never wanted to know about your declining sex drive. Listen to the girls (once again) mispronounce drug names, discuss lingerie, and reenact infomercials for the Magic Bullet™. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Mad reminds Hae that her grandfather is dead and everyone rejoices about California cows. The girls bust birth control myths like: can you get pregnant in a hot tub? (spoiler alert: you can) and whether extra protection is too extra (it is). Jacuzzi Banglaruzzi, friends. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG discuss current birth control methods in Part II of their BC series. They reference current topics like Emeril Lagasse's crocs and the WB's classic sitcom from 2001, Reba. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week CWBYG discuss the (dark) history of birth control. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi to hear the girls mispronounce drug names, love and hate Margaret Sanger, and chat about lamb-skin condoms. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls give advice no one asked for in this week's NO BRA episode (it's a bit more relaxed than a full episode). Among other things, they advise what to do if you have a bad dentist (and he's your dad), how to handle self-proclaimed “nice guys”, and what do if your mom throws out your satanic belongings. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Why do we excessively apologize? What is a Scold's Bridle? Why is Hae impervious to embarrassment? Join the girls in Apologyland. TW: Disordered Eating is discussed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week CWBYG discuss EMBARRASSMENT via Katie's quest for chicken nuggets, Lizzy's bikini drama, and Mad's faux pas at a strip club. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi- this episode is a doozy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls offer insights about 2020. They discuss man flu, housecoats, therapy, EDMR, the brain, and vaginal atrophy. Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Listen to CWBYG make light of incredibly deep topics like childhood trauma, marriage, divorce, escaping transcendental mediation cults, etc. Special guest JB joins this week! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week CWBYG discuss marriage and divorce, bisexuality and asexuality. Special guest JB joins the girls in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi to chat about same-sex marriage, societal pressures, and Harrison Ford. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls call this week's episode a “No bra” episode bc it's unwired, uncut, and it's lacking straps. CWBYG discuss biting dogs, “finical” abuse, poison darts, and water bottles named Kennedy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG chat about fetish mining, red flags, trusting your gut, and Nickelodeon. They also discuss deep faking, jorts, and the difference between oak and pine! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Hae sings the 13th Article of Faith and Katie Baby Feminist preaches Catholicism. The girls continue to explore Mormonism, irony, and cults. Plus a special guest joins them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week the girls dive into Mormonism. They discuss rock farmers, tripping hazards, secret handshakes, and original sin. BONUS! A very special guest joins them on this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

This week's episode of CWBYG is like a direct flight overseas: heavy with baggage. The girls got in a fight and discuss how they dealt with it. They also touch on abandonment issues, dealing with turmoil in relationships, and hot guys named Zach/Zak. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls discuss Raël and his UFO religion: Raëlianism. They also chat about bellybuttons, Eating Apples 101, cloning, tongue posing coaching, and Raël's ménage of angels. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG discuss the ultimate sins: mishandling books, sex tapes, NXIVM (which we argue should be SXIVM), gaslighting, and cockroaches. The girls also break down money laundering. Xoxo, GP. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls discuss one of the lesser-known sex cults this week! Episode six includes pornadoes, The Vow (isn't everyone talking about this?), mythical creatures, and Mary Ellen Tracy— the high priestess of the Church of the Most High Goddess. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Haeleigh tells us about her new side hustle in episode five of CWBYG. We discuss literotica, sexting, sending nudes (is it safe?), and defunding privatized health care. We also talk about long-term relationships and what it means to be a “whoreable brat”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls reconvene with kinks. How would you handle your partner shaving you in your sleep? What is figging? Why do people have kinks in the first place? CWBYG will tell you. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls discuss kinks. Most importantly, they discuss the following: When did they learn they needed to pee after sex? What's the difference between a sandwich fetish and a sandwich kink? Does one of our hosts have a Dowager's Hump? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Haeleigh describes her preferred method of eating pancakes, Katie talks about being given a romantic gift by a sex offender, Madison does everything wrong when she gets frostbite, and Lizzy reminds us to not go kayaking (or canoeing). It's all bad. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

The girls introduce themselves and their relationships, discuss sexy ghost orgasms, and briefly touch on female transgender athletes performing in women's sports. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Introducing: Madison (a librarian), Haeleigh (an actor), Lizzy (a MPH grad student), and Kates (a math professor)— four best friends who make light of sex, relationships, and current events on these topics. Join them every Thursday and you can be their girlfriend, boyfriend, or non-binary friend too! If you have suggestions for research topics or if you want to share your worst date with the girls, email canwebeyourgirlfriend@gmail.com Follow them on Instagram @canwebeyourgirlfriend --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support