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A Holiday Haunting: Part 4 A unique relationship paradigm. Based on a post by zeon 67. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels. He had asked Erin what kind of food she wanted to try, and she said something new, with lots of flavor. Walking into the orange glow of the Thai restaurant and getting the scent of the food, Jack knew he had picked the right place. Erin looked so excited, her eyes darting to every plate as they got seated. "So, Siam is now Thailand?" Erin asked as soon as the waiter poured the waters and left the menus. "Yeah." Jack nodded. "I'm sorry, but I have to ask; are you okay?" "What? Why?" She lowered the menu, and her eyes widened. "Just want to make sure that you're not gonna fall asleep on me." Erin smiled and said, "I'm getting my eight hours. Can you help me with this menu?" Jack leaned over and tried his best to explain everything to Erin. He remembered her telling him that the food she used to eat in the 1880s was bland and boring. He got the idea she wanted something spicy but didn't want to scare her. He suggested Pad Thai, and picked something hotter for himself, a couple of appetizers and wine. "So, what did you do all day?" Erin asked as soon as they were alone again. "Nothing really. Replied to some emails, watched TV with my sisters, argued with my parents about politics ;  a typical holiday." "What would you be doing if you were back in Boston?" "Don't know. Maybe watch basketball, gym, go on the PlayStation, hit a couple of bars with friends." "PlayStation ;  that's the machine that you can play computer cartoons." "Close enough," Jack smiled, "What about you? How did you used to spend your free time?" "Working for the Franklins took up most of my time. I would be in that house for hours, sometimes the whole day. Any time I had to myself, I'd read or maybe go for a walk. Not really that entertaining. But now I can't wait to experience new things." "I know, I saw your list. What about today?" "Me and Lucy watched more movies. We watched some ones with a lot of action, which was terrifying. But I got through it." Jack wanted to quickly interject and ask what film that she saw, but let her carry on. "I tried to use Lucy's computer. But it was so hard and nothing worked. It looked so easier when you were using yours. I kept on forgetting about the Start button." "And I got this." Erin reached into her jacket pocket and showed Jack a red cellphone. It looked a little small compared to most modern phones and had some scratches around the sides. "I got from a store nearby and a prepaid plan. We can talk to each other now." "That's awesome," Jack said. He knew that there was something that he had forgotten to do for Erin. "Lucy helped me take a couple of selfies. I guess that's what girls like me do now. I created a Spotify account and I'm trying to find my taste in music. But I'm not joining Instagram or Facebook yet. Lucy said it's too early." "Yeah." Jack nodded, thinking if he should tell her the horror stories of social media. "Also, I know Beth is going to be trawling for your account and will immediately follow you." The food then arrived, and Erin's attention was drawn instantly to the plate set in front of her. Jack watched her, a mix of confusion and excitement at the various plates. He should probably try to explain everything. "These are the appetizers, that's pork gyozas ;  dough wrapped around a filling. Those are chicken satays ;  grilled chicken with sauce." Erin pointed to her dish and asked, "And I ordered; ?" "Pad Thai. A typical Thai dish ;  everyone should try it at least once. I got drunken noodles, there are hotter." Erin reached for a chopstick; her fingers and thumbs fumbled around the utensil. But to Jack's surprise, she got used to quickly them and tried everything in front of them. Seeing her face light up with every bite, he just grinned, like he was enjoying the food through her. "This all tastes amazing. So many spices and different flavors." "I thought food was better back in your time. Fresher, no chemicals or hormones." "Maybe. But we just boiled everything. And there was no taste." Jack carefully ate his noodles, making sure not to make a mess as he listened to Erin. She talked more about her plans; she was thinking about starting yoga. He didn't see it in Lucy's apartment but now could tell she was wearing makeup and looked even better. Her eyeliner made her green eyes pop, and she had a bold shade on her lips, making it so enticing. He needed to be alone with her. Erin caught him staring and smiled. She then said, "Me and Lucy were talking. And I think we got a story I can tell people." "Okay." "We got this idea after watching a true crime television show ;  Lucy loves those. So, I tell people I came from Ireland but I moved here when I was twelve. I lived with a very religious aunt and uncle. The Franklins. We lived away from other people and had a simple life." "So, you were in a fundamentalist sect?" "Yes. I didn't have a TV, no internet or modern music. I only interacted with the Franklins and other people in the community." "Okay. But why did you leave?" "The Franklins died." "And what happened between then and now?" Erin paused, looking like she was thinking of an answer. She took a sip of wine and said, "After I decided to leave, I travel to Boston and stay there, for some time? But; but it's too expensive and I meet Lucy and she lets me stay with her. I then meet you and; you know?" "That's perfect." After finishing their food, Jack ordered more wine and asked Erin what she thought about the meal. "I loved it." Erin said, wiping her lips with the napkin. "I always wanted to try something like this. Before I left Boston, there was this Chinese neighborhood. Just walking pass, I would be enticed by the aroma. But I could never walk into the neighborhood." He asked why but saw Erin go quiet and look nervous. It took Jack a moment before he understood, going to a Chinese block would be a major no-no for a white woman in 1890s Boston. "I lived in what is now called South End. Then it was a mix of Irish, Lebanese, Jewish, African-American, Greek. It was okay to speak with them and visit their stores. But the Chinese was a different story. I never understood why." "Do you miss Boston?" "Yes. When I arrived in the city, after weeks on that boat, I couldn't believe such a place could exist. So big, so many people. Visiting the Cathedral of the Holy Cross, getting lost in alleys exploring the city, having picnics at the Common." Looking at her, Jack thought about asking her something that he had been on his mind for a while. "Do you want to come to Boston with me?" "I would like that." They both leaned over the table and kissed, just a quick peck. But they stared in each other's eyes, a tension rapidly developing between them. Jack thought about asking about dessert, there was the Chocolate Bar a couple of blocks away, or that they go for another drink. But watching Erin, it felt she wanted to be alone with him. "Lucy told me something," Erin said in a hushed tone. "She will be working late and will be spending the night at a friend's." Jack nodded and flagged down the waiter. A human Copulation. "Lucy!" Erin called out as soon as they opened the door. Hearing no response, she turned and faced Jack. They both shared knowing smirks and quickly kissed. Erin moaned in his mouth as the kiss grew more lustful. She pressed herself against him and wrapped an arm around his neck. Erin wanted to feel closer to him. Jack loved every moment; having a gorgeous girlfriend draped over him would make any man ecstatic. Erin then took his hand and pulled it down to her ass. It was amazing how much she had changed in the last couple of days; the modest, sexually-na ve girl from the nineteenth century had disappeared. Erin moaned again as Jack cupped her ass. She broke their kiss and tilted her head towards Lucy's bedroom, Erin's green eyes sparkling as she grinned at him. Jack let her take the lead, pulling him into the bedroom. Erin slammed the door shut and quickly went to work on undressing Jack. She clumsily tried to unbutton his shirt but got nowhere and groaned. "You're wearing too many layers," Erin said, flashing him a half-smile. He pushed her back and immediately corrected his dress code. His jeans and the rest of his clothes then fell to the floor, and Jack then wrapped his arms back around her, kissing Erin's neck as he tugged on the zip. Her dress loosened, and Erin effortlessly slipped out of it, revealing her perky tits clad in a black bra. He didn't do it on purpose, but Jack moaned at the sight of her. How could he not? Erin stood in front of him wearing a black lace bra that just covered her bust, revealing a hint of her areolas. Below, she wore a matching lace thong. Super fucking sexy. Looking up, Erin had this smug smile on her face; she knew the effect she was having on Jack. She swayed her hips as she moved to him; Jack stayed slack-jawed as Erin pushed on the bed and straddled him. She lowered her head, and they resumed fervently kissing, writhing together. Jack reached around and unclasped her bra. Erin shimmied her body and slipped her hands out, tossing her bra away. Jack instantly grasped her free tits, enjoying the feeling of the soft flesh in his palm. Their lips still locked, he gently squeezed them, his thumb teasing her sensitive nipples. Erin responded by moaning into his mouth, egging him on. Jack pinched and pulled her erect bud, eliciting more moans from Erin. It got too much for her, and Erin pulled back. "Jack, I; I need you; inside me," she said, breathless. She rolled off him and got on all fours. There was something perverse in being fucked like an animal; Erin really wanted to feel that way again. She shuddered as she felt Jack's lips brush down her back as he carefully pulled down her panties, biting her lip and burning in anticipation. He slipped his hand between her thighs and found a very wet pussy. Erin trembled at his touch and moaned again. She begged for more and was ecstatic at having her cunt be invaded by Jack's finger. He then slid another one in, pushing them into her pussy. She gritted her teeth and hummed. Jack pulled his hand back, disappointing his panting girlfriend. His fingers oozed with her slick juices; shit, she's horny. He pressed his tip on the wet folds of her pussy and waited for a moan. Erin shook her head and whimpered as he thrust his cock in one slow push. "Oh yes;" Erin whispered, rolling her back and letting out another moan. Shuddering, her cunt muscles welcomed his cock, tightening around the shaft. Erin felt his hands on her ass, squeezing her cheeks as Jack slowly fucked, in long, gentle movements. It was just like being in the Franklin's bed, Erin going through the same electric sensations and loving every second of it. Erin threw her ass back, demanding his cock faster and harder. " more, more, more," she whimpered, matching his rhythm. Hearing her moans, Jack pumped his cock harder, watching his girlfriend's ass shake with every thrust. She pleaded for more and faster Jack went, pounding his cock. He loved how loud she was being. It was such an intensely erotic feeling, having a gorgeous woman cry for your cock. It urged him on, and the bedroom echoed with the sounds of their flesh slapping. Erin slammed her head on the pillow, stifling her cries as her body tightened, edging closer. She pressed down on the mattress and lifted her chest up, arching her back. Her right hand went for her left tit, clamping her fingertips around her erect nipple. While she pinched and pulled, her left hand slipped between her legs and found her engorged clit. "Oh; CHRIST!" She screamed. Erin dropped her mouth wide open, her limbs twitching as she hurtled to an incredible and intense climax. She inhaled sharply, gritted her teeth, close, so very close. Jack stopped and went still. He wrapped his arms around her waist and slammed his cock in slow, hard thrusts. It was too much for her. Erin shrieked, and her whole body shuddered; her fingers gripped the sheets, and her eyes rolled back into her skull, riding out an earth-shattering orgasm. "Oh; that felt good," Erin whispered, coming in down. Jack fell back, hitting the headboard. That was something. His still-hard cock slid out of Erin's drenched cunt. His throbbing shaft dripped with her slick juices. Taking a couple of deep breaths, his eyes focused on Erin and he used every ounce of willpower not to cum. She had this small, content smile on her face that looked so cute and yet very sexy. She grinned back at him, knowing what he was thinking. Her eyes drifted down to his glistening cock, and her smile went wider. She instantly regained her composure, getting on her back. Their eyes met again, and Erin wiped the sweat from her forehead before cupping her tits. Biting her lip, she pinched her nipples and spread her legs, eager for his cock, "Please." Jack quickly responded, shuffling forward with his cock in his hand. He leaned over her, feeling the heat from Erin's post-orgasmic glow. His throbbing tip brushed up against the soaked openings of her pussy. He rested his hands by her waist; she felt warm and slowly pushed his cock back in. Erin groaned and exhaled, her body vibrating, enjoying the incredibly fulfilling sensation of having Jack's cock back inside her. Intense heat rippled out from her cunt; her pussy muscles kneaded his pulsing shaft. Erin looked up at him, her eyes filled with lust and love. "Oh, yes;" Erin moaned as Jack bottomed out. She then wrapped her hand around his neck, pulling him down; Erin needed to kiss him again. The mouths instantly parted, and their tongues met again. Moaning into his mouth while twirling her tongue, Erin hooked her legs around Jack's waist, pulling him closer. She let out an animalistic grunt like she had been penetrated by another inch of cock. Erin or Jack, or both, broke their embrace and locked eyes. Watching each other's faces contort while they rhythmically fucked each other senseless. "Oh, God!" Erin screamed, getting closer and closer. She fucked him right back, meeting every vigorous thrust by throwing her hips forward, slamming her pussy at his cock. Jack pushed her up and lowered his head, nestling his face in the crook of Erin's neck. He slowly kissed down her soft white flesh, reaching her tits. He enthusiastically sucked on her nipple while slipping his cock out, waited a moment, then rammed it back into her drenched pussy. His free hand eagerly groped her other tit. "Oh, Jack!" It was getting too much for Erin. She tightened her grip around Jack's waist and went stiff. She fucked him hard, hyperventilating and shaking. Erin hissed and cried his name out as she rode through another orgasm. She frantically thrust her hips, trying to extend her climax and begged Jack for more. He replied by pressing his teeth down her nipple, and that was it. Her pussy spasmed around his raging cock and she let out a long cry. "Yes; yes; Oh Lord; Jesus Christ!" She yelled. As Erin went limp in his arms, Jack could feel the familiar tingling sensation coming from his balls. He tried to put it off, still plunging his cock furiously. Both of them moaned and gasped for air, covered in sweat, wanting more. But Jack couldn't take it anymore; he threw his head back, roared as he shot a torrid of cum into her. His body jerked uncontrollably from the needed orgasmic release, each movement causing another shot of jizz. Erin sighed and moaned, feeling Jack's cock explode deep inside her, making her tremble in ecstasy. Another rope of his jizz filled her womb, followed by another. As Jack collapsed on top of her, his brain mushed in a post-climax daze, Erin held him tightly. She had a broad grin, smugly satisfied that her pussy was filled by her lover's cum. Quietly moaning, feeling the hot cum seep down her thighs, Erin leaned forward. Her tits pressed against Jack's chest as she kissed him. Recovering from the intensity of their orgasm, they passionately kissed before breaking, pressing their foreheads together. Their eyes were closed, and they slowly breathed. "I love you," they said in unison, before exchanging more kisses. Erin smiled back at Jack. Her hands trembled, and sweat flooded her face. It was happening again. She remembered her breathing exercises, focusing on five things in the room. It didn't work, and Erin sunk through the mattress, her hands phasing past Jack's body. His mouth dropped as he watched her go. She hit the floor of the room, thankful that she didn't go any further. Jack immediately jumped off the bed and checked underneath, finding her sprawled out on the carpet. "Are you okay?" Erin stared at the underneath of Lucy's bed and just whimpered, "; no." New Years Eve. Jack tried to pay attention to the conversation; he knew it was important. It was about Erin's condition and what they should do next. But when he saw Erin walkout, wearing a black lace dress, Jack struggled to pay attention to Lucy and her friend. Erin just looked too sexy. She caught him staring, and Erin responded with a smirk. "Circe; Circe; Circe!" Lucy yelled, "We already got the dirt." Jack quickly turned back to Lucy and her phone. She had been Facetiming with a witch, who supposedly knew what was happening to Erin. They hadn't completed the resurrection ritual properly. Lucy's witch friend said they had done around ninety percent of it. The remaining ten percent involved Jedidiah Franklin's grave dirt and New Year's Eve. "Shut up, bitch!" Circe shouted at Lucy. Glancing back at Erin, she and Jack exchanged another look. This didn't sound like it was going well. Lucy and Circe had spent around twenty minutes just name-calling, bringing up boyfriends they had shared and generally being dismissive at each other. What he understood was that Circe wanted them to do another ritual, while Lucy wanted to do something different. Anything, it didn't matter. "What is it with you witches and wizards? Sex magic all the time. Sprained your ankle ;  sex magic. Car won't start ;  sex magic. Have to go to small claims court ;  sex magic. Don't you have a book of spells?" "Aw the poor medium is stuck. God, you're so basic. You just repeat what spirits say, like a parrot with tits." "Shut up, Claire, you giant poser!" Lucy yelled. The raven-haired witch went quiet and completely still. Lucy even called out her name to check if the call had frozen. Jack got the sense that Lucy had crossed some line and should apologize. Seeing Circe's bulging eyes, he figured the apology should be sooner than later. But the call ended, and he let it go. "What do we do next?" Erin asked. "We still go out. It's New Year's Eve." Lucy said, her phone then buzzed, and she read the message. "It's Circe. She says that as Jedidiah Franklin was the one who killed you, he needs to be punished. We have to burn the dirt, evoke Frigga, you two get freaking with some mistletoe above the bed. When the dirt turns white ;  we're good. Then she called me; the c-word. She called me a cunt" Erin looked embarrassed on her behalf, looking at her feet and said, "Oh." Lucy shrugged it off. "I will make it up to her later." She stood up and checked the time; it was getting close to eight, they had some time to kill. "Jack, you call a cab. Me and Erin will get ready." Erin followed the blonde in her bedroom, taking careful steps as she hadn't gotten used to wearing heels. In the bedroom, a silver bucket sat next to the window with a tub filled with dirt lying next to it. Erin had joined Jack this time, driving to a graveyard near the coast. Lucy gave them instructions while working, listening to her transparently flirt with a customer for tips while they waited to be told what to do next. Lucy opened a drawer and pulled out two sticks of white chalk. Handing Erin one, she bent down and drew a circle around the bed. "You okay with another sex ritual?" Erin chuckled and said, "It's getting repetitive." She placed the grave dirt in the bucket and set it down in front of the bed, drawing a circle around it. "Will you be there ;  watching?" "I have to." Lucy laughed. "Do we have to do it today? I was looking forward to celebrating the New Year." "It has to be a special day like New Year's Day or say, February 1. Then there's the Spring Equinox, Midsummer, Halloween, the Winter Solstice. You want to wait until February to make sure you never walk through a door?" "Of course, no." Erin replied, "I want to move on with my life and forget about protective circles, sex magic, the Franklins." Wiping the chalk from her hands, Erin checked herself out in the mirror. The dress showed off a lot of her bare skin, and she didn't know what to feel about it. Seeing Jack's face, Erin knew she looked hot and loved the feeling. But then there were Mrs. Franklin's words, telling her that she looked like a Catholic succubus. At least her legs were covered; it was too cold to go without tights. Lucy then joined her by the mirror. She wore a more revealing outfit, a silver sequined V-neck dress, her large tits up for display. Seeing her like that, Erin could only imagine the reaction in the nineteenth century. This was the new normal now, and she had to get used to it. Lucy raised her phone up and took some photos, saying, "We look hot." Erin laughed and then did the same. They took a couple of photos of their reflections, then some selfies. It was kind of pointless, and no one was going to see it, but checking out the photos, Erin really liked how she looked. "You said we had to do it tonight. Should we still go out?" "Yeah." Lucy smirked, putting away her phone. She said, "One, whenever we do it, it has to happen at the witching hour ;  that's like at three in the morning. Two, it's your first New Year's Eve, you gotta celebrate it." Jack then knocked on the door and said, "The cab is coming in ten minutes." Approaching Normalcy. Erin liked how it felt having Jack's arm wrapped around, comforting. They were in a bar, a busy bar, sitting alone and waiting for Lucy. There were many people around her, and it took Erin some time to get used to being in a crowd. It wasn't like she was frightened or agoraphobic. She just got anxious about saying the wrong thing, letting people know that she didn't belong in this time. Then was the whole becoming incorporeal whenever she became nervous. Finishing a glass of wine helped Erin from phasing through the chair. The alcohol also helped her make small talk. A girl in the restroom had asked about her dress, wanting to know where she got it from. They talked for a bit more, and Erin returned to Jack, full of confidence. "Hey guys." Lucy sat down in front of them and placed a white plastic bag on the table. "I got the mistletoe for Frigga. I need a drink." Jack ordered another beer and two glasses of ros for them. "So, what is the plan for tonight?" Erin asked. "Drink here then go to a couple of bars and see what happens." Lucy then glanced at Jack, who shrugged a 'that sounds good' response. "What did you do all day?" "Nothing," Jack said, "Just emailed my boss and about me moving back to Boston." "Cool. Did Erin tell you what she did today?" Jack shook his head and turned to his girlfriend. "I went grocery shopping by myself." "That's really great," Jack said. "Once this thing goes away and I'm not afraid of passing through a bed, there's things that I want to do. I already got a plan." "Like what?" Lucy leaned in, finishing her wine. "First, I need a job, something that I can do and that's not far from Jack's apartment. And I'm looking at GED courses. Then a community college course." Lucy grinned and said, "That's fucking cool. We need some tequila to celebrate." Jack and Lucy showed Erin how to take a shot of tequila. She let out a long moan as the burn of the alcohol shocked her throat and quickly bit into the lime slice. They slowed down their drinking, Jack saying that they shouldn't be wasted for the ritual. Lucy agreed, worrying out loud that she could mess up and make Erin a ghost again. They talked for a while, trying to predict what would happen in the new year, before going to another bar. Then quickly another one, eventually ending up at the Cord & Rifle. It was more of a high-end hipster bar, which annoyed Jack and Lucy, and she worked there. The bartenders wore white shirts, suspenders and each had handlebar mustaches, looking like Civil War surgeons. This just confused Erin, wondering why people were pretending to be like that. "It's just; the trend," Jack said, sighing. Erin glanced at Lucy, and she was rolling her eyes but also nodding. They ordered more drinks, and Erin moved away from wine, trying what the bartenders said were authentic cocktails from her time. They were lying to her. Her eyes flickered to other patrons; they were all ordering expensive drinks, taking photos, deleting them, then retaking them. Their lips were stretched out in the smile, but their eyes stayed unmoved. This is what modern life is? Expensive drinks and pretending to be happy. She and Lucy were then in the bathroom, touching up their makeup. Erin turned her and asked, "Is New Year's Eve supposed to be; like this?" "Are you asking if New Year's Eve always this mediocre?" Lucy said, smirking. "Yeah. It's always a massive let-down. You got this pressure to have this epic night, everything is expensive, then there's that bullshit about getting a kiss at midnight." "A midnight kiss?" "It's some bullshit. Something that Hollywood and Hallmark love. I think it's real tradition behind it, probably something farming related. But now it's been romanticized to insane levels. If someone doesn't kiss you when the clock strikes twelve, then life is over." "Really?" "Stupid, isn't it?" Lucy sighed, "At least you got Jack." "You are not interested in meeting someone?" Erin asked, "There were some men that were checking you out?" She narrowed her eyes as she spoke, wondering if she used the right word. "I wasn't feeling it." Lucy shrugged. "Too many desperate creeps and fake-ass nice guys. You know that tavern-like bar we quickly left because of the vibe? Some girl tried to hit on me in the bathroom. It's been a while since I've been with a girl;" They then went quiet and stared at each other. A group of ladies woke them up, and they quickly left the bathroom. They had never discussed the kiss at the s ance, and Erin didn't know how she could ever bring it up organically. She couldn't make sense of it herself; why did she kiss her? It wasn't like she had this attraction to Lucy. Erin just rationalized that the s ance messed with her emotions, and that was it. Jack was waiting for them at the booth. He stopped them before they could sit. "Some guy was looking for Lucy. Lloyd?" "Lloyd? Oh, snap. Where is he?" "Outside. Said near the 7-Eleven." "We should get out of here." "Why?" Erin asked. "He's got the final stuff we need to for tonight." Lucy replied. "Oh," Jack smiled and handed them their jackets. They got outside and walked to the meeting point. He turned to Erin and said, "We're meeting Lucy's weed dealer." "Weed?" Erin asked. Lucy jumped in before Jack could open his mouth, saying, "It's marijuana, cannabis. You probably heard it as hash. We need it for the ritual." "Oh. Do you normally partake?" Nodding her head, Lucy smiled and said, "Yeah. It makes things less boring. Also, marijuana has been used in so many sacred and spooky things." "I do as well." Jack felt Erin give him a quick look, knowing that she was about to ask him the same thing. "Weed is legal in Boston. I smoke it time to time. Shame we don't have any dispensaries." "Same," Lucy quickly jumped in. "They say we might get dispensaries in Portland by summer." Erin stayed quiet, giving them both a long stare. "Are we supposed to just burn it?" She eventually asked, "Or we do smoke it?" "Both," Lucy replied. Erin remembered hash from when she first arrived in America, that weird feeling block of greenish-brown that her father would take as medicine. There was also a time when she was given cannabis fluid for an illness. The idea that people now took cannabis for fun interested her. "I would like to try some." Erin said, nodding her head. Both Lucy and Jack looked at each other, silently conversing before turning back to Erin, asking if she was sure. They mention PSAs, peer pressure and not wanting to force her into something she might not be ready for. Erin replied with a blank look, nodding her head but not really listening. "Before I was a char-girl, I worked in a factory. The fumes from the vats would give me migraines. Do you know what the druggist gave me?" Erin asked, slowly smiling. Both Jack and Lucy shook their heads. "Heroin," Erin said, "They used to give that to fussy babies as well. Also, the man who owned the house before you, Jack. I once saw him inhale white powder and act loony. I feel marijuana is safer." Lucy shrugged and walked away. She was back with a baggie filled with dark brown herbs a minute later. "All set?" Jack asked. "Yeah. Lloyd was pretty nervous and wanted to know who you guys are." "What did you say?" "Just a couple I had a quasi-threesome with." Erin was still blushing by the time they got to the final bar. It had more of an old-school look about it, reminding her of Ireland and the taverns where she would be sent to fetch her father. They got in just before the countdown. While everyone started counting down and looking at the screens, Erin lost her cocktail. The glass phased through her hand and smashed against the floor. Was it nerves? That the ritual wasn't going to work, or she could say to herself that she was excited, looking forward to the new year. While everyone celebrated, Erin ignored the lost drink and grabbed Jack, kissing him hard. If this wasn't going to work, she would at least have some fun. She quickly ended their embrace and then lunged at Lucy, giving the medium a long hug. After tonight, she needed to do something for Lucy, something to show her appreciation. Lucy broke their hug and smirked back at her. "Let's get out of here. Time for you to be human." More Dark Arts. Jack thanked that the burning pot was giving him a gentle high, otherwise he would be embarrassed. He, like Erin, sat in his underwear on Lucy's bed. A sprig of mistletoe was taped to the headboard behind them while white candles circled the bed. They watched Lucy burn some incense sticks while reading out of the grimoire. But every once in a while, Jack would catch the medium look up from the book and steal glances, her eyes focusing on the bulge between his legs. Erin did the same but acting a lot more obvious than Lucy. It was this weird horny circle. Jack tried to stay unaroused, which was getting more difficult with every passing second. Erin and her lacy bra would draw him in, and his cock throbbed with every look. "Are you okay?" Jack asked. Erin grinned and said, "Yeah." Looking at her, it was clear that she was getting a buzz from the pot. It was also affecting him, that or whatever Lucy was burning. He felt warm and eager. Jack needed to move, jump off this bed and do something. He looked at Lucy; she was still reading the grimoire and glancing up at them. Was she checking Erin out? Her attention had moved away from his bulge, focusing on Erin's heaving chest and her tits. Jack closed his eyes and shook his head; all the pot and incense made him think he was in a porno. Lucy then slammed the book shut and stood in front of them. Still wearing her sequin dress, she said, "It's time." "What do you want us to do?" Erin asked. "Yeah, you're the director." Jack added, smirking. "You guys start fucking. I will chant Frigga's name while you do it." Jack turned back to Erin; her green eyes told him she was ready. He pulled her close to him and kissed her passionately. Their lips parted, and they both moaned, also gasping for air. Erin grinned back at him, making Jack chuckle at the ridiculousness of the situation. He placed his hand on each side of Erin's face and pressed his lips back on hers. Jack thrusted his tongue into her mouth, suppressing a groan as he felt her hand cup his bulge. There was a moan ;  it may have come from Lucy as Erin freed Jack's cock. He couldn't explain it, but his cock was a stiff and hard as it ever had been. Maybe the stuff that Lucy had burned is what they make Viagra out of? Jack could feel his tip oozing copious amounts of precum and coating Erin's fingers. She broke from their kiss and looked down in amazement, drooling at the sight of his pulsating member. Erin desperately needed that cock inside her. She grabbed Jack and roughly pulled him down onto the mattress. He looked shocked at her sudden assertiveness. But before he could say a word, Erin sat between his legs and took his cock deep into her mouth. Both he and Lucy moaned their approval as Erin swirled her tongue along the underside of Jack's shaft. "Oh Frigga; Oh Frigga; Oh Frigga; oh fuck," Lucy said. She paced around the room, burning a bundle of sage while invoking a Norse goddess. She lost her focus as she saw Erin strip off her bra and bob her head on a massive cock. This was insane. Jack was stunned by Erin's drive and how badly she wanted his cock. Her naked tits bounced against his crotch, and Jack had to feel them again. Taking her perky tits in his hands, Erin moaned on his cock while Lucy had stopped speaking and just stared at them. Erin shuddered and then pulled her head from Jack's cock. She could have more fun blowing him, but right now, they needed to have sex. Erin looked up at him, replying with a big, content smile. She then stood up on the bed and wriggled out of her panties, giving Jack and Lucy a little show. She rested her left leg on the other side of his crotch and slowly sank. Erin grabbed his slick, throbbing cock and pressed against her pussy. "Jack; this is so wicked," she said with a big smile. She let out a long, deep exhale as she bent her knees and became impaled on Jack's cock. Erin's body involuntary shook as her eyes rolled back. Something was different this time, there was this raw, lewd feeling, but Erin wasn't complaining as Jack's cock pulsed against the walls of her pussy. She remained still, her eyelids down, and she breathed rapidly. Seeing Erin and Jack acting like there were in a porno, Lucy had forgotten what she was supposed to do. She stared at her friend's body or, more accurately, ogled Erin's nakedness. She looked hot. So did Jack. She didn't want to think about that now; that would be later when Lucy was alone with her vibrator. She stood in front of the silver bucket and lit a match. "Oh Frigga. Please take fortune on Erin and punish the man who wronged her," she said, looking up. Lucy flicked the match into the dirt, it burned into a bright white flame and went back to enjoy the show. Erin rested her palms on Jack's chest and slammed herself up and down on his cock. She had thrown her head back; her eyes were closed, and she hummed to herself as she forcefully rode Jack. Her tits bounced to Lucy's and Jack's delight, eager to be touched. Those herbs that Claire picked had really fucked with her head; she knew she was never this bi-like. Erin then arched her back and squeezed her tits, pulling on her erect nipples. "Oh Lord; yes!" Erin cried, nearly sending herself off to her first orgasm of the night. Seeing her moan and cry for more was an incredible sight for Jack. It was love. Seeing his girlfriend ride his cock with such passion was unbelievable. He wrapped his arms around her firm ass and raised his hips. He saw Erin appreciate the slight change, his cock thrusting deeper into her slick pussy. She was getting close; he could sense it. But then Erin slowed down, and Jack had to yawn. Turning his head, Lucy was down, sleeping on the floor. He felt weak, and his eyes were heavy. Erin collapsed on top of him ;  in a deep sleep like before. Jack shook his head, thinking that it would help. He then prodded Erin and yelled her name, but nothing. He couldn't fight it anymore and slowly drifted asleep. The Attic, Again. Jack's eyes opened, and he knew something was different. This isn't Lucy's bedroom. Sitting up, he knew where he had been transported to, the attic. It wasn't was like the other week when he woke up in 1897 and watched Erin die. There was nothing in the attic this time, no lanterns, steamer trunks or the presence of anyone, just exposed brick and worn floorboards. Something had happened. Sitting up, he noticed that he had been on Lucy's bed. Looking to his side, Erin lay in a deep sleep. Weirdly enough, she was wearing the same black lace dress. To his left, he heard snoring. Turning his head, Lucy slept, also wearing the same dress she had on from earlier. Seeing her was surprising; Jack expected it would be just him and Erin transported back in time. That's what would make sense. He reached over to his right, gently rubbing Erin's arm. "Erin? Erin?" Nothing. Jack then turned to Lucy and called out her name. Again, nothing. Getting up, Jack walked around the attic. There had to be something they needed to do. Or something they did wrong. He raised his hand up; there was something different. There was a dry heat coming from somewhere in the room. Jack tried to ignore it, focusing on the door. He pushed it a couple of times, it didn't move. He slammed his shoulder against it; the door didn't budge; there's no give. "Ah; ," a female voice moaned. Jack rushed back to the bed, seeing Erin stirring. She slowly opened her eyes and said, "Jack?" Erin then sat up, turning her head, taking in the change. "No." "It's okay. It's not like it was before. Something is different," Jack said. He then pointed to Lucy, who was still asleep, "She's also here." "Lucy," Erin said, her eyes widening. She jumped to her feet and moved to the blonde medium. She shook Lucy, yelling her name. "Fuck; leave me alone. Shit." Lucy groaned, pushing away Erin. She sat up and rubbed her eyes. With one eye open, she scanned their surroundings. "Where the fuck are we?" "The attic," Jack said. "It's weird. There's a door but it's not opening. And, I don't hear anyone." "No Franklins?" Erin asked, wrapping her arms around herself. Jack extended out his hand and gently rubbed Erin's shoulder. "No. We're alone." He slipped off his blazer; it was getting too hot, and then sat back on the bed. He glanced at Lucy, waiting for her to think of something. She stood up and paced in front of the bed. "Okay. Remind me again. What happened last time? Was it the same?" Jack shook his head, "No. Not like this. I was watching the Franklins and Erin going through their day. It was like when Scrooge goes back to the past. They couldn't hear me or see me. But I could go anywhere. Not just this attic." "Same for me. I just woke up," Erin said, "And I thought everything went back to how it was. But then I saw myself; as a maid. Then Jack." "Okay, let me think." Lucy said, still pacing. Watching the blonde walk back and forth, Jack rolled his eyes and undid the top button of his shirt. He looked down at his feet, realizing he was tapping his foot. There was something about this attic; it was making him feel hot and restless. Erin joined him on the bed, and Jack quickly got distracted by her. She just looked so sexy; he was desperate to continue what they were doing back in Lucy's apartment. Looking at Erin, Jack noticed that she had the same problem. Beads of sweat trickled down her forehead. Her fingers drummed against the mattress and her legs jiggled. Lucy rushed back to them, her skin glossy and her face flush. "I think Frigga wanted something else. Like you have to be here for the final bit." "Yeah okay. But why did the spirits or Frigga or whatever drag you here as well?" Jack asked. Lucy shrugged, "I'm part of this." "How?" Erin said, slowly playing with her hair. "I mean you did use my body to have sex. And remember when we first summoned you? You kissed me." Jack glanced at Erin; her face was crimson. Turning back to Lucy, "Do you think the kiss had effect something." "No. I think whatever force, being, god, kept Erin in your home and then made her corporeal for real; they must think I am part of it. That's why I was taken here as well." Lucy said. Jack let out a long sigh and then said, "I'm so glad that I called you instead of that Starry guy from Dover." "His real name is Stan and he's a big piece of shit," Lucy said, rolling her eyes. She turned to Erin, asking, "I need to know more about the kiss. Why did you do it?" Erin stayed quiet. She stared at her feet but eventually looked up. "I just felt so overwhelmed when I found myself back in Jack's room." "Overwhelmed?" Lucy repeated. "Yes. Becoming a body again, there were so many emotions. Confusion, love, jealousy, lust." "But you kissed me, right?" Lucy asked, arching an eyebrow. "Nothing forced you to?" Erin buried her head in the hand, going red again. She took a deep breath and said, "No. It was me. I don't know why. I was angry at you but also, I was thankful. Possessing you ;  twice! A feeling lingered." She paused and then added, "I felt you liked it." Hearing this, Jack covered his mouth, muffling a moan. "Hell yeah, I did," Lucy said, "It was like you're reading my mind ;  you probably did. Haven't been kissed like that in ages. No offence Jack." "None taken," Jack said, just whispering. "Maybe that's why I'm here. Let me think," Lucy said again, her tone breathless and weak. She then sat back on the bed, next to Jack. They went quiet. The only sound that filled the room was the creaking of the bed as all three fidgeted. Lucy tightly gripped the sheets, forcing herself to stay still. Erin instead rested her head on Jack's shoulder, running her hand over his chest. He responded by slowly stroking her thigh. The sound of fidgeting disappeared, replaced with heavy breathing. "You should fuck already," Lucy shouted. She looked at them, her face flush and with deep desperation in her eyes. "You sure?" Jack asked. "It will please Frigga," the medium quickly said, "Like you complete the final ritual in the room where Erin died. So, you should do it now. I will just watch. And you should fuck." Jack looked back at Erin; she had this mischievous grin that told him yes. He kissed her, driving his tongue into her mouth, pulling her in. She moaned, her eyes shut, and she trembled as Jack pulled on the dress zipper. She went limped, letting him quickly undress her. Christ, she wanted him. Pulling the straps down, Jack smirked and marveled at his girlfriend's lingerie-clothed body. She wore that sexy lace bra again, and she looked amazing. Immediately, his hands were on her tits, squeezing them through the thin fabric. Erin then swatted his hands away and reached behind, unhooking her bra. He thought he heard Lucy moan, but Jack ignored it. He leaned his head down and gently kissed Erin's tits, his hands caressing her pale flesh. He ran his tongue around her sensitive nipples, teasing her with a quick flick. Erin pushed down on his head as Jack sucked on her tits, moaning and throwing her head back, waiting for more. Jack ignored her and pushed Erin back. He kissed down her body, loving how soft her skin felt on his lips. He stopped when he felt the hairs of her pussy. Pulling her panties down, Erin hadn't shaved anything yet; thin rust-colored strands surrounded her lips. He lowered his head and poked the dewy folds of her pussy with his tongue. Erin cried and covered her mouth. After that night with the s ance, Erin craved the sensation of his tongue driving her pussy wild. She then felt an arm wrapped around her from behind; Lucy. She was hugging Erin; the blonde medium's hands were dangerously closed to her tits. This felt wrong, completely against the teachings of the Church, but Erin didn't care. Over the sounds of Erin's moans, Jack moved his tongue to her clit. Just by giving the engorged bud a couple flicks, Erin cried and shuddered. He stopped and looked up, she was breathing heavily, and her lips were trembling. Also, she and Lucy were in this embrace that looked hot. Jack dropped his head back and kissed her clit as he slid two fingers deep into her wet folds. Erin's eyes bulged. She gasped for air. "More; please more;" Erin cried; she didn't want Jack's attack to stop. Lucy's eyes widened as she carefully watched every movement Jack made with his tongue. A deep heat quickly enveloped her. Her hand dropped from Erin's side and onto her own thigh. The couple was too wrapped up in themselves; they wouldn't notice her, right? Also, they were about to fuck in front of her, she would be well in her right to play with herself. But then Erin shuddered, and Lucy focused her energy on keeping the former spirit steady. "Oh Lord yes," Erin screamed. Her thighs clamped around Jack's head, and she bucked her hips. She let another intense cry and then went rigid. Erin shuddered on the bed as the coming orgasm thundered through her body. Sweet juices dripped from her pussy, and Jack hungrily ran his tongue over her folds, loving the taste. Erin soon stopped trembling and released her grip around his neck, letting Jack up. Erin wiped the drops of sweat on her forehead and then looked at Jack, "I need; you. Please." Jack smirked and slowly started to strip. She didn't want to relax, take a breath or stop sweating. As he fiddled with the buttons, he felt two hands on him. Turning to his right, Lucy stood next to him. She gave him an intense stare, and his mind flicked back to when they were on the sofa together. Erin didn't seem to notice or maybe didn't even care. She had a big smile on her face, giving Jack the thought that if he kissed Lucy, Erin wouldn't mind. Lucy nodded at him and gave him a small smile. She battered his hands away and quickly stripped Jack of his shirt. She ran her hand down his chest, accidentally or not. Jack helped her out by slipping out of his shoes while Lucy played with his buckle. She pulled his jeans down and looked at his bulge, then back up at him. Jack wondered if she was going to touch it or not. But instead, Lucy yanked down his boxer-briefs, joining Erin in moaning at the sight of his erection springing free. She mumbled something at him. Jack heard it as showtime, and Lucy pushed forward on the bed and back into Erin's arms. She pulled him down on top of her and into a long, passionate kiss, their tongues twisting together. Erin spread her legs as Jack centered the tip to her opening. Again, he felt another hand, this time around his shaft. His eyes were close and remained that way, not wanting to know if it was Erin or Lucy who was guiding his cock. It was hotter that way. They all moaned as Jack sank his cock deep into Erin's wonderful pussy. He heard his girlfriend whimper as he was entirely buried in her cunt. She then shocked Jack by raising her hips and wrapping her legs around his waist, constricting him. Something felt different. As Erin's pussy caressed and massaged his shaft, she felt tighter, wetter and a lot hotter. Erin looked up at him, her eyes half open and her lips pursed. She felt the muscles of her pussy ripple around his shaft. Jack hadn't moved, letting his thick cock pulsate in her cunt as she whimpered. Erin needed it; there was an aura around her, desperate and very energetic. She then loosened her grip around his waist and nodded her head, trembling at the first slow thrusts. "yes, yes, yes," she moaned. While they fucked, Lucy laid next to them. She needed to be naked. Pulling on the thin straps of her dress, Lucy stripped down to her underwear. She saw both Jack and Erin turn to her as she exposed her large tits. She gave them a wink and slid a hand underneath her panties, feeling her slick pussy. Having two attractive people fucking right in front of her was making her wet with lust. "Yeah;" Lucy said, rubbing her pussy lips with the palm of her hand. Jack held on to Erin, pinning her arms back and thrust his cock harder. He grunted while she whimpered at every stroke. Erin then threw herself at him, slamming her crotch on his piston-like cock. He then released her hands and went for Erin's shaking perky tits. With his fingers wrapped around her nipples, Jack stabbed his cock in long, sharp thrusts as he pinched "Yes! Yes! Oh Lord; Jesus Christ!" Erin cried. She could feel herself getting stiff and very hot. Her moans were overlapped by Lucy's. She turned her head and saw her friend staring at her, biting her lip and trying not to come. Her panties were gone, and she had two fingers stuck deep in her pussy while also playing with her clit. They were at the same stage. Their eyes stayed glued to one another's as Erin started to shudder. Jack held onto her waist, frantically driving his cock deep into her dripping pussy. Erin alternated from either gasping for air or groaning. Lucy was the same. Her eyes lowered to the blonde's lips, and Erin's mind threw back to when the s ance and how she needed to kiss her. Trembling, Erin pressed her lips against Lucy's full pink lips. The blonde medium moaned and immediately opened her mouth, slipping her tongue past Erin's parted lips. She and Lucy had their eyes closed as they got more into it, and quickly, their soft moans turned to muffled cries, both cumming immediately. "Ah!" Erin and Lucy screamed at each other, the sound dampened by their glued together mouths. Erin broke away from the medium and turned back to Jack. Her pussy spasmed over his pounding cock, while bucking her hips as she thrashed, prolonging her climax. Watching her, Lucy cupped her own tits, tugging her nipples with her free hand while ramming her fingers hard and deep in her cunt. She shuddered then jerked forward, letting a long shriek and writhed on the bed. Coming down, they laid on the mattress, drenched in sweat and panting. Erin looked at Lucy, ignoring her boyfriend and the fact he was plowing his throbbing cock in and out of her pussy. Lucy smiled back, and they kissed again. Their tongues outstretched and twisted together. Jack couldn't hold back anymore. All lesbian action is incredibly erotic, but when it involves someone who you love, it's out of this world, and he came immediately. He tried to warn her, but just a satisfied groan left his lips. Jack then shuddered at each pulse of his cock, his cum filling his gorgeous girlfriend. She wrapped her legs back around him and worked the muscles of her pussy, wanting more cum. His cock stopped twitching, and Jack went weak, struggling to stay upright and not collapse on top of her. He crashed back on his ass and arched his back, looking to the ceiling. The pounding of his heart had gone, replaced by a gentle beat. The same restless came over him. Looking at Erin, seeing his cum leak out of her cunt, he was desperate for another round. Lucy crawled in front of him, gripped his slick cock and said, "Let me clean you up." Her tongue probed his tip, lapping up the cocktail of his cum and Erin's pussy juices. Before Jack could react, Lucy opened her mouth and swallowed his head. She bobbed her head, resurrecting his cock back to life. Making eye contact with Erin, she just smiled; it was okay. Jack looked back down, running his hand through Lucy's hair. The blonde slid her lips up and down his shaft, mouth-fucking Jack with intense, otherworldly pressure. Lucy then ran her tongue up and down his shaft, licking the entire length. Jack stared at Erin, his eyes bulging as the medium drove his cock down her throat, his tip pushing further and deeper. She hummed in delight before releasing her grip, her teeth scraping against his sensitive skin as Lucy pulled her head back. Jack then watched her and Erin exchange looks, Lucy letting her mouth drop and biting her bottom lip. Her eyes widened, and Erin just responded with a nod and a small smile. Lucy gave his cock one last kiss and then crawled up the mattress. She laid on her back, her knees bent and thighs spread open, displaying her shaved crotch and delectable pussy. "You need to fuck her," Erin said, kneeling by Lucy, her face blank. Nodding his head, Jack shuffled forward and rested his hands on Lucy's knees. His cock was painfully hard, pointing directly to the blonde's dripping pussy. With complete ease, Jack slid his cock deep into her. She felt so tight. Just like Erin, Lucy's pussy felt snugger around his cock, also blazing hot and slippery with juices. Jack moved his hips, long deep thrusts while he grunted. He grabbed her legs, holding them together as he pounded Lucy's cunt. "Fuck; Jack; you cock feels so good," Lucy sighed. She moaned again and bit her lip, then rolled her head side to side. Erin was on her knees, in a trance, while she watched them. Lucy could see her friend's pussy, wet and needed to be kissed. They had kissed before; this is just a natural progression. Lucy reached up and pulled Erin's hand away from massaging her tits. "Get on top of me," she said in a whisper. Erin trembled at her touch, and Lucy needed to repeat herself before she understood what to do. She nodded her head and swung her legs over Lucy's head. She looked to the sky, ignoring Jack and lowered her crotch down. She shook and yelped, a very high pitch cry as her pussy touched Lucy's already parted lips and her extended tongue. It wasn't that wrong to have another woman feel her. Lowering her head, Erin made eye contact with her boyfriend and said, "Jack; she's licking my pussy!" She writhed and grounded her crotch on Lucy's mouth. The blonde kissed her throbbing lips, making her twitch with delight. Erin then felt Lucy grab onto her thighs and push her powerful tongue deep inside her pussy, her juices coating the medium's face. Erin moaned again; this felt different from Jack eating her out, a lot more wicked. Her hands reached, and she lewdly pinched on her erect nipples, moaning with a jolt of pain. Jack still held onto Lucy's legs, furiously pumping his cock as he watched Erin go crazy with lust. His eyes stayed glued on Erin, watching her squirm and whimper. He imagined what Lucy was doing to his girlfriend, exploring Erin's dripping pussy with her tongue, moaning at the taste of her hot, sweet juices. It overwhelmed Jack, and he slammed fuck the medium. Erin couldn't take it anymore. As Lucy thrust her tongue deep inside Erin's pussy, she felt something brush against her sensitive clit. That was it for Erin. She arched her back and then spasmed, wailing a scream of pure ecstasy. She could hear Lucy moan, maybe begging for more. Erin grinded her cunt against Lucy's rolling tongue, riding out her climax until she finally stopped, collapsing against the headboard. With Erin off her, Lucy gasped for air. Her face was wet with slick pussy cum. She made eyes with Jack, who had let go of her legs and was just staring back at her with a piercing look. He dropped down and licked his girlfriend's juices off her. Lucy felt his hands on her large tits, kneading them as he pounded her cunt. He then planted his lips on her neck, kissing up to Lucy's ear lobe. She shuddered as she felt Jack's breath ag

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This story givesus insight into how nature began to take its course. You know the birds and the bees...References:Lele, Ochani . Teachings of the Santería Gods: The Spirit of the Odu. Kindle Edition.

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Andrew Lewin discusses the recent discovery of photographs capturing humpback whales engaging in copulation. The episode features Stephanie Stack from the Pacific Whale Foundation to delve into the surprising details of this behavior. Discover the untold story behind humpback whale reproduction and learn how this new insight can help in ocean conservation efforts. Connect with Stephanie: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stephaniehstack/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@whalescientist The groundbreaking discovery of two male humpback whales engaging in copulation challenges previous assumptions about humpback whale behavior and raises new questions for researchers. Captured by professional photographers Lyle and Brandy, this observation sheds light on the complexity of humpback whale social interactions. The encounter, which occurred in Hawaii, revealed unexpected behavior that had not been previously documented in humpback whales. Traditionally, humpback whales were believed to be solitary animals, with the exception of the bond between a mother and calf in the first year of life. However, this observation of two male humpback whales engaging in copulation suggests a more intricate social dynamic among these marine mammals. The discovery challenges the preconceived notion of humpback whale behavior and opens up new avenues for research into their social interactions. The photographers' familiarity with humpback whales and their ability to capture identification photos of the whales played a crucial role in this discovery. By providing detailed images of the whales, researchers were able to track and identify the individuals involved in the copulation event. This data, combined with the knowledge of the whales' history and previous sightings, allowed researchers to interpret the interaction and gain valuable insights into humpback whale behavior. The observation also raises questions about the nature of competitive groups among male humpback whales on breeding grounds. Previous interpretations of these groups as males competing for access to females may need to be reevaluated in light of this new discovery. The possibility of male-male sexual behavior as a form of bonding or socializing adds a layer of complexity to our understanding of humpback whale interactions. Overall, the discovery of two male humpback whales engaging in copulation highlights the importance of continued research and observation of marine mammals. It underscores the need to challenge existing assumptions and explore the full range of behaviors exhibited by these fascinating creatures. This event serves as a reminder of the complexity and diversity of marine life and the ongoing quest to unravel the mysteries of the ocean. The episode emphasizes the vital role that citizen science and community scientists play in advancing our understanding of marine mammals, such as humpback whales. Stephanie Stack, a humpback whale researcher, highlights the significance of individuals like Lyle and Brandy, who were familiar with humpback whales and the identification techniques used in research. Knowledge and Expertise: Lyle and Brandy's experience in the tourism industry and photography of humpback whales provided them with a deep understanding of the animals. Their familiarity with the underside anatomy of humpback whales allowed them to accurately sex the whales and capture identification photos, essential for tracking individuals over time. Data Collection: The ability of citizen scientists to capture high-quality photographs of the whales in the act of copulation provided researchers with a rare and valuable dataset. These observations, combined with identification photos, contribute to long-term catalogs used to track trends and changes in humpback whale populations. Advancing Research: Working with community scientists who are on the water and able to capture unique encounters like the one involving two male humpback whales mating enhances the knowledge base of researchers. These observations open up new questions and avenues for further research, challenging preconceived notions about humpback whale behavior. Collaborative Efforts: The collaboration between researchers and citizen scientists exemplifies the power of community engagement in marine mammal research. By leveraging the expertise and passion of individuals like Lyle and Brandy, researchers can gather data that would be challenging to obtain through traditional research methods alone. Contribution to Conservation: The data collected by citizen scientists not only contributes to scientific knowledge but also raises awareness about the importance of marine mammal conservation. By involving the public in research efforts, a sense of stewardship and connection to these animals is fostered, leading to increased support for conservation initiatives. In conclusion, the episode underscores the importance of continued research and study of humpback whales to better understand their behaviors, interactions, and social dynamics. The discovery of two male humpback whales engaging in copulation sheds light on previously unknown aspects of humpback whale behavior, challenging preconceived notions and opening up new questions for researchers to explore. The episode also highlights the potential impacts of human activities on humpback whales, emphasizing the need to understand how these activities influence whale behavior and health. By delving into the intricacies of humpback whale behavior, researchers can uncover valuable insights that inform conservation initiatives and safeguard the future of these iconic marine species.

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Summary: Making baby echidnas is weird! Join Kiersten as she talks echidna baby-making.   For my hearing impaired listeners, a complete transcript of this podcast follows the show notes on Podbean   Show Notes:  “Echidna penises: Why They're so Weird,” by Angela Heathcote, Australian Geographic, May 24, 2021. https://www.australiangeographic.com.au “Echidna trains: Explained,” by Australian Geographic, August 6, 2021. https://www.australiangeographic.com.au “Getting out of a mammalian egg: the egg tooth and caruncle of the echidna,” by Jane C. Fenelon, Abbie Bennetts, Neal Anthill, Micheal Pyne, Stephen D. Johnston, Alistair R. Evans, Abigail S. Tucker, and Marilyn B. Renfree. Developmental Biology, Volume 495, March 2023, pg 8-18. “Unveiling the echidna pouch: Insights from recent research.” The Wildlife Preservation Society of Queensland. https://wildlife.org.au Classification of Living Things: Echidna Reproduction, by Denis O'Neil. https://www.palomar.edu Music written and performed by Katherine Camp   Transcript  (Piano music plays) Kiersten - This is Ten Things I Like About…a ten minute, ten episode podcast about unknown or misunderstood wildlife. (Piano music stops) Welcome to Ten Things I Like About… I'm Kiersten, your host, and this is a podcast about misunderstood or unknown creatures in nature. Some we'll find right out side our doors and some are continents away but all are fascinating.  This podcast will focus ten, ten minute episodes on different animals and their amazing characteristics. Please join me on this extraordinary journey, you won't regret it. This episode continues echidnas and the fourth thing I like about them is how they reproduce. I have to tell ya that this is the best episode yet! Be prepared to have your mind blown because echidna reproduction is unbelievable. Reproduction always starts with the wooing, so let's start there, as well. You can always tell when echidna mating season is by the lines of males that are following a female. No kidding, male echidnas form “love trains” behind a female and follow her for days. I have found several different sources that say mating can occur anywhere from mid-May to early September. Males will follow a female around until they are the last one standing. Love trains can vary in number from 4 males to 11 males. The males will follow the females jostling each other, sometimes even pushing each other into ditches, to be the last male following the female.  Once they've joined a love train the males are very focused on what they're doing. Very few things can distract them from their goal of mating, including being weighed by scientists. Peggy Rismiller has studied echidnas for 30 years and she has picked up the last male in a love train to weigh them and, as soon as she puts them down, they are off again following the female. Males will travel long distances to court a female. She tracked one male who traveled 2 km or 1.2 miles a day to court two different females. If the male looses sight of the female he's courting, no worries, he can follow her scent. Both males and females emit a musky scent during breeding season.  After a male has outlasted the others, if the female is receptive, she'll lay down on the ground and relax her spines. But his hard work is not done. Now the male has to dig down into the soil next to the female so he can line up their cloacas. Mating is performed cloaca to cloaca. Once the positioning is just right, the male will insert his penis into the female's cloaca. Copulation can last from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. We're going to take a moment to talk about the echidna penis because this particular organ has been deemed the weirdest reproductive organ in the animal kingdom by Smithsonian Magazine. An echidna's penis is bright red in color and has four heads. Yes, you heard correctly, four heads. They do not use their penis for urination, like most other mammals, so the penis was able to become more elaborate. It appears that they only use two of the heads at a time when breeding. This is very unusual for mammals but it is see in some reptiles. More research needs to be done to understand how the echidna penis works and why it is structured the way it is. The penis is also fairly long reaching approximately 1/3 of the echidnas body length when erect.  Stay with me listeners because it just keeps getting weirder. Once the female is pregnant she develops a pouch. Only pregnant female echidnas develop a pouch, and they only keep it while they are incubating their single egg. There are four stages of the pouch. Dr. Kate Dutton-Regester has been researching echidna pouches and took over 200 pictures of nine female echidna's developing pouches. At the beginning of the breeding season the pouch is flat and difficult to see, by the time the female needs to incubate her egg the pouch margins have drawn together like a drawstring bag closing the pouch so incubation can begin. Once her offspring has left the pouch, it recedes over 12-30 days until it is once again flat. That is truly amazing!!  Next step: lay an egg. Echidna females lay only one egg a year, or at least as far as we know. The egg is 1/2 to 2/3 of an inch long. The shell is like hard leather, similar to some reptile eggs. The egg is laid through the cloaca, then the mother has to get it into her pouch. To do this, she'll curve her body into a tight “C” shape scooping up the egg with the tops of her hind feet and then lifting up her feet until the egg rolls into the pouch.  Whoosh! I'm tired just thinking of doing that. Talk about good core strength. The egg will incubate for approximately 10 days before it hatches. Echidna eggs have much less yolk than reptile and bird eggs because the embryo only needs that nutrient source for 10 days. To emerge from the egg, the embryo develops and egg tooth similar to an egg tooth on a baby reptile. This egg tooth helps the young echidna break out of the leathery egg shell, then disappears. Baby echidnas are called puggles. That is literally the cutest name I have ever heard for any animal offspring. I just can't right now! The puggle is only the size of a raisin when it hatches and is hairless and blind. The tiny puggle will grasp the coarse hair inside the pouch and pull itself up to the milk patches inside the pouch. While puggles are in the pouch they consume milk produced by the mother's mammary glands. They do not suckle because echidnas have no nipples, so instead they lick the milk as it seeps through the skin over the mammary glands. Puggles will remain in the pouch for approximately 45 days until they begin to develop spines. That could be a sticky situation. Once they leave the pouch, the puggle will remain in a den for 6 to 7 months. During that time, mom will leave to forage for food and come back to feed the puggle milk. At 7 months, the puggle is old enough to strike out on its own. Echidnas can live from 15 to 40 years, but average about 10 years in the wild.       I don't know about you, but this was one weird reproduction episode, but it is definitely my fourth favorite thing about echidnas.    If you're enjoying this podcast please recommend me to friends and family and take a moment to give me a rating on whatever platform your listening. 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Caitlin Peluffo is an amazing stand-up comedian that opens for superstars (Fortune Feimster, Matteo Lane) and performs on super-shows (Late Night w/ Steven Colbert), but today she's in the apartment to perform acts of a SEXUAL nature on the gang! We discuss gay experiences in threesomes, growing and learning from awful relationships, and the deluge of sexual confusion that comes from your crab rangoons. Ashley seeks motherhood. Maddie goes on a date… with a GIRL.    You can follow Caitlin on IG, Tik Tok, and Twitter: @caitlinpeluffo,  And you can see her live near you! Buy tickets at her website, or visit her YouTube: ▶ https://www.caitlinpeluffo.com/  ▶ https://www.youtube.com/@caitlin-peluffo   Support WHGS for bonus content, uncut podcasts, live streams, and more: ▶ https://www.patreon.com/WHGS Ashley is doing a theater tour! Get on her text list to get first dibs on tickets: ▶ https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates  Check out our merch: ▶ https://shop.merchcentral.com/collections/ashley-gavin  ______________________________________________ – CONNECT WITH US! – Ashley Gavin's Tour Dates: https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/6de0153eb9c8/whgs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/ashgavs ——— Maddie Wiener's Newsletter and Tour Dates:  https://www.maddiewiener.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddietwiener/?hl=en  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddietwiener  Twitter: https://twitter.com/maddietwiener YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@maddietwiener   ——— Produced & Edited by Alex “swetshop” Vrahas: https://www.instagram.com/swetshopz/?hl=en  ——— Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Rna0n9JbVQ4  ______________________________________________ – SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! – Helix: ▶ Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to https://helixsleep.com/gaysex. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gloucester and Lear finally come together and we see what these mirror men have learned over the course of their rocky voyages. Gloucester tries to end it all, but Edgar tricks him out of that ending, and just when they think all is well they encounter the mad king. He has a lot to say about the state of the world as he left it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fckshakespeare/support

Why would you want to have access to sexual energies?Have you ever been confused about sex? What comes up when you hear the word sexual? If you would like to have more ease and clarity with this, please check out the 6 Elements Of Sexual Energies Introduction and Full Series.What if you could have access to these energies, to increase the vitality of your body, to have more fun, to invite living and receive more? Key takeaways:the 6 elements of the sexual energies are: Sex, Sexualness, Sensuality, Sexuality, Copulation and Orgasm.These energies can dynamically contribute to your body, your life, and your experience of living.If you didn't have a body, you wouldn't have the sexual energies available.Resources: 6 Elements of Sexual Energies Intro6 Elements of Sexual Energies Full SeriesGary M. Douglas, Founder of Access ConsciousnessKatarina Wallentin Podcast - Sex - Plugging Into The Universe

 In biology, mating is the pairing of either opposite-sex or hermaphroditic organisms for the purposes of sexual reproduction. Fertilization is the fusion of two gametes. Copulation is the union of the sex organs of two sexually reproducing animals for insemination and subsequent internal fertilization. 

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Are you grateful for your body? Do you have allowance for it? For years Simone used to dismiss her body and find it annoying, until she realised that judging your body does not create anything greater! In this episode, Simone Milasas discusses two chapters from the book, Divorceless Relationships, with Paula Peralta; Getting To Know Your Body and Secrets To Great Sex. If you have total communion with your body, then you can have great sex; because it's your body that copulates. Embodiment should be about joy in your body, and your body being a contribution to you and you being a contribution to your body and being. Treat your body like a best friend. There is only one thing you want hard in life! Keys to success Stop Judging Your Body Greater Communion With Your Body Have Gratitude For Your Body Communion & Relationship Holding Onto A Relationship Winners, Losers & No Counts Sex, Sexuality, Copulation & Intimacy Great Copulation Your Body Doesn't Have A Judgement Too Tired To Copulate Positive Judgements Being Orgasmic Energy The Joy of Embodiment Stop Judging Your Body For years Simone used to view her body as annoying. She dismissed her body and would have judgments such as, "I could get so much more done if I didn't have a body," as well as judging its size and shape. And, when she stopped judging her body for its size and shape, she started judging it for ageing. Judging your body doesn't create change. In the last 5 years, Simone has stopped judging her body so harshly. She asked herself, “What if I stopped judging it and was just super happy to have a body in this lifetime and be in communion with it?” A whole space is available when you stop judging your body. It's like a muscle. The second you go to judge, catch yourself and stop. No one else can do it for you. Simone says that even though she has less judgement of her body now, she still has to practice. Greater Communion With Your Body Be in tune with what your body is asking for. A while ago, Simone hurt herself in pilates and was talking to Gary Douglas, the founder of Access Consciousness, about it. He told her that she needs to stop doing whatever it is she is doing the moment something gets so much fun. It seems counterintuitive but for Simone, that is when she stopped asking her body questions and just continues doing what she finds so much fun. You really have to pay attention to what your body is asking for and listen. Now Simone catches herself when she does this and asks, "Have I stopped asking my body?" It's about asking your body what it requires. Listen to your body and follow the energy. There is no right or wrong. Your body might desire something for 2 days, 1 day, 2 weeks, 1 month; it's not a longevity thing. Listening to your body and being in communion with it will create greater. Start your day by conversing with your body. Put your hands on your body and have a little chat; “Hey body, how's it going?” Put your attention on a part of the body, or on your organs or cells and ask it, “What do you require?” Being in communion with your body also leads to greater sex. You can't have great sex if you are not in communion with your body; because it's your body that copulates! Have Gratitude For Your Body Your body is your best friend, and we treat it like crap by constantly judging it and getting frustrated. What if we changed that to constant gratitude? What part of your body do you love, find wonderful? What if you looked at your body through someone else's eyes? Communion And Relationship The greatest relationship you can have is with you and your body; then you can pick and choose in a really different way because you are not looking for someone to fulfil you. Only you can fulfil you. Hollywood movies portray themes like, "you complete me" and "soul mate." What if everything you have been told is a lie? If you have communion with you, you can add somebody to your life. If you don't, you'll be looking for someone to fulfil you or to complete you. No one else can complete you; only you can complete you. Other people can be a contribution, but they don't complete you. It is way more fun to be with someone who is being all of them. One of the most attractive things in the world is someone who is being them. If you are looking to put your trust in someone else before you have it with you, you will never have all of you. If you have trust in you, then you can trust someone else; but it's not blind faith. It's you in allowance of who they be and you can make choice. Holding Onto A Relationship Everything you've decided is the 'right' choice, take a breath and let it go. What are you avoiding by holding on to a relationship so tight? What if instead, you choose to be with them each and every day? And then, if it's time for something different, what if you could choose that? Winners, Losers & No Counts In relationships, a ‘Winner' is someone who you would feel like you have ‘won' if you hooked up with them, but the catch is that they typically judge you or your body. A ‘Loser' is someone who wants to hook up with you, but you judge them (because they must be a loser if they want to be with you). And a ‘No count' is someone who has no judgement in their world. For Simone, anyone who didn't want to have sex with her was a winner; ie if she had sex with them, she had scored a winner. There was no question in her world of, "Will this be fun?"; just the desire to score a ‘win'. Anyone who wanted to have sex with her, she put in the loser category; it was just too easy! And, the no counts just didn't count. She would choose men who would judge her body based on the same judgement she had of her body. It would validate the limitation she was choosing for herself. Now, she asks, "What would it take to choose lovers who are nurturing, who are fun?" Sex, Sexuality, Copulation & Intimacy ‘Sex' is where you are walking tall, feeling good and strutting your stuff. ‘Sexuality' is a judgement and a definition of you based on your sexual preferences. ‘Copulation' is where you put your body parts together. Copulation is not intimacy. The 5 elements of intimacy are gratitude, trust, honour, vulnerability and allowance. For Simone, having that level of intimacy with someone was a lot harder than copulation. What if you were willing to have the 5 elements of intimacy with everyone, including yourself and your body? Great Copulation People make having sex right or wrong. There was a time when Simone was willing to never have sex again. She also knows people who havent had sex for years. It doesn't matter! None of it is right or wrong; you are not right if you have sex and wrong if you don't, or if you masturbate or not. If you are being really present with your body, then you get to choose; that's when the joy and the pleasure with it all exceeds. Great sex is a level of contribution and receiving. Sometimes you want fast and furious sex. Sometimes you want slow sex. If you are willing to have it all and play with it all, you'll have more communion with your body. The first time that Simone had sex, it was about ticking a box; “Now I've had sex. I can tell my friends,” rather than an exploration; "Ooo, is this nice? Is that nice?" etc. Then, for years, she never chose who to have sex with from the space of, "Will this person be nurturing for me?" She didn't ask, “Is this working for me and my body? Is this fun for me? Is this joyful?” Create communion by asking your body questions. Even with long term partners, ask “Will this be nurturing?” before copulating; rather than this judgement that you have decided needs to be fulfilled. Your Body Doesn't Have A Judgement When looking for a person to copulate with, what if you asked for a particular energy, such as somebody who is going to contribute to you, be kind to you and your body and doesn't judge your body, rather than stipulate physical appearances like size, weight, height, etc.? Your body doens't have a judgement about who it wants to have sex with. Ask, “Body, who would you like to have sex with?" It could be lots of different people. It's you who judges whether it's right or wrong, good or bad, and has all these reasons and justifications about whether you can or can't have sex with someone. It's not that you go and have sex with everyone your body would like to copulate with; it's about identifying the energy of that person that your body finds nurturing, and asking for that in a sex partner. Your body is really smart. You are the one who is sometimes a little crazy. Let your body show you the way and listen to that. Then you might have a different reality show up. Too Tired To Copulate How much of your life are you forcing yourself to do things you don't really want to do? The energy you put into making yourself do things is what makes you feel tired. You have to expend more energy doing things you don't want to do. You get to choose. If you are tired due to working too much and don't want to have sex, acknowledge that, and what else is possible? For example, could you go away together for three days? Positive Judgments A positive judgement is going to lock you up just as much as a negative judgement. Perfection is a judgement; "I've got the perfect partner," or "that was the best sex I've ever had." Positive judgement leads into this place where you do not choose anything different or greater. If you have great sex, enjoy it and ask, "How does it get any better than that? What else is possible?" It's not about getting rid of the positive or negative judgements; what if you were interesting point of view about it all? Being Orgasmic Energy You don't just get turned on when you copulate. When you are willing to have the energy of sexualness, there is a turn on that occurs. The more you play with that, the more you feel those vibrant energies. But you have to be willing to receive all of those generative, fun, exciting energies. At what age did you turn your body off? There will be a decision you've made about the wrongness of your body. Get the energy of orgasm; it doesn't matter how long ago it was, we all know the energy of it - even if it was in another lifetime. Pull that energy up from the Earth and up through your feet and body, and tap into that orgasmic energy through your entire body. Allow the heartbeat or pulse of orgasmic energy throughout your body. Everything that doesn't allow you to perceive, know, be and receive that, will you destroy and uncreate it? Right and wrong, good and bad, POD and POC, all 9, shorts, boys, POVADs and beyonds. You can do this exercise at any time. Orgasmic energy is a really alive energy. It doesn't mean you have to copulate, but you can walk around everyday with that energy. What if that's how you be in the world? Everything that doesn't allow you to choose to live with that orgasmic energy, will you destroy and uncreate it? Right and wrong, good and bad, POD and POC, all 9, shorts, boys, POVADs and beyonds. The Joy Of Embodiment Embodiment is not just about your body but your whole reality. If you are willing to receive this whole reality, a different embodiment can occur. It should be about joy and happy in your body, and your body being a contribution to you and you being a contribution to your body and being. Ask every day, "What else is possible for me and my body today?" Your Hosts Paula Peralta Christopher Hughes Becky Vannes Justine McKell Relationships Done Different Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/relationshipsdonedifferent/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RelationshipsDoneDifferent/ Website: https://www.relationshipsdonedifferent.com/ Book: Relationship, Are You Sure You Want One? Guest Simone Milasas, Worldwide Business Coordinator of Access Consciousness, Certified Facilitator of Access Consciousness, Relationship Done Different Facilitator, Business Done Different Facilitator, 3-day Body & Advanced Body Facilitator Simone's Website Simone's Instagram Simone's Facebook Useful Links: The Clearing Statement explained Access Consciousness Website

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Pastor Bill: [0:14] Hello and welcome to season 3 episode 41 the Berean Manifesto; Faith, Hope, and Love for the Modern Christian. How are you doing Pastor Newms.   Pastor Newms: [0:30] Hey yeah.   Pastor Bill: [0:38] So tonight we're talking about Mawage. Or I guess more specifically we're talking about divorce. I don't know what we're talking about, I just had this section of scripture that was on my heart and so we're going to talk about this section of scripture and I don't know. Biggs is joining us on Twitch. Hey Biggs.   [1:12] Which scripture? If you want to pre-read the scriptures that we're going to be in, we're going to be in 1 Corinthians chapter 7 and probably going to start at the beginning of chapter 7, but then the section that's been on my heart, I have no idea why, is verses 10 through 16. So maybe somebody needs to hear it, what we're going to talk about tonight, but it's definitely not me. This is definitely not one of those we're talking about for me, because it's been on my heart to share about this to talk about this so I guess somebody's here I don't know. It's one of those things you know where you like I'm not sure why I'm supposed to say this or I feel like I'm supposed to say something and then like a year later two years later, you get that pay off or somebody's like somebody sent me an episode of your podcast and it totally saved my marriage and that may be wishful thinking but, I don't know.   [2:35] If we had more wishful thinking and less doomsday going on right now that wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing. Phoenix is joining us on Twitch HPuffPhoenix she says howdy you say howdy I say hi. To me only two minutes left five minutes gone by fast. Zaidie is with us, Zaidie on Twitch, Zaidie sent me this lovely card this week I'll you can't see it yet I'll show you the card when we go video live..   Pastor Newms: [3:23] I still find it funny you started talking to me about it like I knew what it was.   Pastor Bill: [3:28] And you were like, what I don't know what you talking about.   Pastor Newms: [3:30] I don't know what you're talking about.   Pastor Bill: [3:33] I was like the thing that your.   Pastor Newms: [3:37] Only knew about one thing she sent you I didn't know she sent you a card too she's nicer than I am.   [3:50] You know I'm lighting an incense I really should turn around a bit we're really close to time now we got a minute.   Pastor Bill: [4:03] So my "On Air" light came in, yeah so now in the hallway leading to my bedroom / office there's this big red light it says "On Air" that lights up the whole hallway and.   Pastor Newms: [4:20] And we hope it's on right now from under the okay.   Pastor Bill: [4:22] It is I can see the top gap of the door I can see the red light coming through.   [4:40] For the next 40 seconds best friend. Your dad says best friends. Who's best friends?   [4:56] Just silence as we wait for him to type now. Six, five, four, three, two, one.   Pastor Newms: [5:10] And then bam.   Pastor Bill: [5:15] All right so that first five minutes was to give people time to show up so once again. Hello and welcome to season 3 episode 41 of the Berean Manifesto; Faith, Hope, and Love for the Modern Christian. I'm Pastor Bill, and as always I'm joined by Pastor Newms all the way from Tennessee. Remember that funny comment we got when we first started doing this this way we get this comment about, church people spreading covid and I was like we're not even in the same state dude how are we spreading covid-19.   Pastor Newms: [5:49] I don't think that you told me about that.   Pastor Bill: [5:52] Oh you don't remember?   Pastor Newms: [5:53] Uh-huh.   Pastor Bill: [5:54] Yeah we got a comment while we we're live, the guy was chiding us about spreading covid by being doing a face-to-face video, Zaidie says OMG having technical difficulties she is or we are you are a we are.   Pastor Newms: [6:12] I don't know is anyone else having technical difficulties.   Pastor Bill: [6:16] Everything looks fine on my end.   Pastor Newms: [6:18] I open it up it says.   Pastor Bill: [6:22] Although I'm really not happy with the way my voice sounds on this setup but there's not really anything I can do about it living out here in the middle of nowhere. Since I got this really nice Blue, Mic has really nice compressor and then I sound like I'm talking on a cell phone by the time it gets sent to you and then is sent out to you know in the signal.   Pastor Newms: [6:49] Bill being delayed happens.   Pastor Bill: [6:53] Yeah I get delayed all the time that's okay so how was your week Pastor Newms?   Pastor Newms: [7:01] It was pretty good I didn't do much other than work we had some training at work and so then I spent the rest of the week trying to catch up from training. But that is really all that happened on my side.   Pastor Bill: [7:27] You also took some time this week to explain to me what you do professionally.   Pastor Newms: [7:31] It is true it is true we've had the conversation several times about you not knowing at all what what I do, and I took some time to explain it and you were like huh.   Pastor Bill: [7:53] It took us it took me I had to step back and take a second to like understand each step but once they once I got through each step it the whole picture made sense and I was like okay I get it now I get it.   Pastor Newms: [8:08] It was it was quite enjoyable to.   Pastor Bill: [8:11] It was interesting it was it was like starting a new job and they were walking me through the first day of training that's what it felt like. And I was like okay cool.   Pastor Newms: [8:22] Well I'm glad you felt that I did that good of a job.   Pastor Bill: [8:26] You did it was nice.   Pastor Newms: [8:28] Not that you said I did a good job I just I just took that you know.   Pastor Bill: [8:33] You did you did a good job their house.   Pastor Newms: [8:35] But yeah so so.   Pastor Bill: [8:41] Anything else about your weight.   Pastor Newms: [8:43] No no I am up and down and in games at the moment and trying not to get, upset with certain situations. Pretty good just blase how was your week.   Pastor Bill: [9:06] My week well we had another week of taking Gerg to school, which means me getting up earlier than I want to every morning and getting him off I'm usually used to waking up between 7:00 and 7:30 and this is got me waking up you know sometime between 6 and 7, and then I like to stay up a little later when the kids go to bed but now I've had to scale that back and go to bed you know shortly after they do and so it's been an interesting adjustment on my.   Pastor Newms: [9:40] Which I don't like that part just on that.   Pastor Bill: [9:42] Yeah me me having to go to bed when you're supposed to you don't like that at all so.   Pastor Newms: [9:49] Cuz I don't like going to bed.   Pastor Bill: [9:50] You don't like going to bed.   [10:07] Wednesday we had quite The Adventurous day Tuesday we had to in an adventurous day as a Tuesday, Gerg's roof started leaking while he was at school right onto his mattress so I spent most of Tuesday cleaning up water damage in his bedroom trying to draw out his mattress and draw out the floor and, you know that done before he got home so that he'd actually have no wait.   [10:40] That was on Wednesday wasn't it.   Pastor Newms: [10:42] Yeah that was Wednesday you said Wednesday.   Pastor Bill: [10:44] Oh my goodness and then also we had a flat tire on Wednesday, Wednesday was a big day oh my goodness so we had a flat tire went out and I was gonna go pick up Gerg from school and we had a flat tire, so then my body I physically can't really jack up a car anymore and do all the you know breaking of the nuts and all that stuff so my wife unfortunately has had to take over in that area when we have a flat tire but, she went out there and she broke the nuts and she jacked up the car and she went to pull up the spare, only to find that a certain National Tire chain hadn't put our spare back on the car the last time we bought one of their, in my opinion expensive tires, so I had to borrow my grandmother's car and go pick up Gerg, go to Discount Tire and buy a new full-size tire and a new wheel.   [11:47] So we could put that on the car so then I can take Gerg to the youth group that he goes to it's about a 45 minute drive away in North Richland Hills, and that was interesting, and then my wife went to Firestone the next day and they were like oh we don't have any of your tires in stock so she went back on Friday when they did have the tires in stock, and then Saturday morning I got to, work on the issue of the spare tire kit you know it's like it's got the one of those metal chords with a shoe on the bottom and you slip the shoe through the middle of the wheel and then you turn it and it, draws the cord up and the tire hangs underneath the back of the car.   Pastor Newms: [12:36] Oh okay.   Pastor Bill: [12:39] So I had to alter the the top of the shoe so that it would fit through the hole with the new tire because the hole on the full-size wheel was smaller than the hole was on the old spare tire, thankfully I had a Dremel and I shaved about a quarter of an inch off the top of that shoe, so that it would fit through the new hole and then I was like please fit please fit please fit and I and I ran it up and it went all the way up and it fits in between the two Mufflers like there's mufflers and then there's heat shielding, and then there's like half an inch in between the Heat shielding on either side to the tire and I was like well it just fits but it fits.   Pastor Newms: [13:24] Uh-huh uh-huh and big.   Pastor Bill: [13:28] So that was my weekend in a nutshell.   Pastor Newms: [13:30] Biggs pointed out you know soon as you started talking car stuff the look on my face just glosses over because I realize I didn't realize it because I don't do any car stuff and I'm just like uh huh.   Pastor Bill: [13:44] You don't do any handy self car stuff house stuff that you're not a you're not a jack man you're just I'm a jack of all trades which means I know a little bit about almost everything but not enough to charge anybody to do it just enough to do it for myself, and then I fill any gaps in my knowledge with you know YouTube just like anybody else.   Pastor Newms: [14:12] Oh that's something I did this week we put together another 2000 piece puzzle in like two and a half days three days. Whole bunch of people were working on it last night and.   Pastor Bill: [14:28] I stopped doing puzzles when I realize is that trying to focus on each individual piece and where they go makes me sick to my stomach, I just I can't do it man, I can't do it Biggs says master of none yeah that's that's the phrase jack of all trades master of none, that's that's pretty much my life in a nutshell, people like you know when I say things like you know I need I need a job they'll say what industry do you work in and I'm like, any industry that pays I've done lots of stuff and I'm willing to learn how to do anything else, oh well we don't have a job for someone like you I just told you I would do anything anything at a desk I'll do it I'm sorry we don't have a job. Do you remember that one time that I asked a job agency you know one of those those placement agencies to find me a job, and I filled out all the stuff and getting my resume and all this stuff and two months later they contacted me and said we're removing you from the program because no suitable job for you exists.   Pastor Newms: [15:40] No I didn't remember that that's um that's an experience.   Pastor Bill: [15:48] That's quite the experience no suitable job for you. Thanks job placement company.   Pastor Newms: [15:58] Isn't it your whole job to find, okay.   Pastor Bill: [16:02] Yeah yeah that's pretty much my life in a nutshell right there, right? Joe Jack of all trades master of none. But when I do find a job easily find a job you know low and then I very quickly worked my way up, into positions that they wouldn't dream of even interviewing me for before I entered the company so that's pretty much how my life has been you know shoot low and then, take a couple of months and prove myself and work my way up. Okay so I think we're sufficiently warmed up except we didn't do gets another pastors.   Pastor Newms: [16:51] Oh crap is it mine or yours I think it's yours.   Pastor Bill: [16:54] It's an odd numbered episode which means it's mine.   Pastor Newms: [16:56] And plus we did like six of mine last week because they were not great he's taking too long reading this is a problem.   Pastor Bill: [17:10] It says what's your recurring nightmare.   Pastor Newms: [17:18] That's not appropriate so we need to switch cards because both of us have very very bad nightmares and we can't talk about them on we go get flag somewhere for something if we start talking about our nightmares let's just begin.   Pastor Bill: [17:34] If you were to die tomorrow what little thing would you regret not doing.   Pastor Newms: [18:01] Little thing.   Pastor Bill: [18:03] It says little thing I'll go first so you remember when we met.   Pastor Newms: [18:11] I mean yes yes.   Pastor Bill: [18:11] You and I that weekend okay so that weekend Seth and I, Seth Rouggly from California we were there together.   Pastor Newms: [18:20] Although I don't remember him at all which is funny.   Pastor Bill: [18:24] Which is funny yeah because you met me at the same time you met him and you don't remember him.   Pastor Newms: [18:28] Yeah no.   Pastor Bill: [18:30] Um Okay so Sunday morning he wanted to go to the church and he and I had gone to while we were in The Internship. I was trying to impress this girl who had become an intern and I had been volunteering the summer before so I met her while she was a volunteer and then she became an intern and she wanted me to go to her church, and we were both determined we were going to spend the whole weekend together, and I convinced him to go to her church with me instead of me going to the church we had gone to like he wanted to, and to this day I think about that probably no less than once a week and regret that moment where I chose my own personal desire, over the values of my friend.   [19:29] Such a small decision well.   [19:45] Phoenix.   Pastor Newms: [19:47] Always always with her I would say it would have to be, so this is going to be really weird I think something I would regret is there their stories I haven't finished.   Pastor Bill: [20:03] Mmm he stopped time.   Pastor Newms: [20:05] Be it in in bit in games or in books there's I have a tendency to just forget, and then like then I'll I'll realize it and be like and, I think that would be a very large one for me is stories I would regret store a story I hadn't finished and I can think of several I could add to that list but there are lots of stories I haven't finished.   Pastor Bill: [20:34] I have the problem of coming up with an idea for a story, and thinking through the story and experiencing the story in my head from start to finish and then going and that was a good story I'm glad I went through that, and not writing it down and not sharing it with anybody or starting to write down and then life you know and just not writing down the rest of it and I'm like man that was a good story.   Pastor Newms: [21:05] Dat is silly, dat is very silly. you do do that.   Pastor Bill: [21:13] Mmm it's funny that Phoenix brings up you her reintroducing us because our relationship is very funny like that because I met your wife, the summer before I went into Teen Mania's internship. And then the next summer I volunteered and met a bunch of people that you then new your internship year. And then we met that fall I know you meant the full before I volunteered I'm at the fall sorry I got my things mixed, I met your wife the summer of 2000 then we met in the fall of.   Pastor Newms: [22:02] We met 2002 because my internship was 2002-2003.   Pastor Bill: [22:09] Okay then 2002 so I did volunteer yeah that's right I volunteered that summer.   Pastor Newms: [22:18] And then after also.   Pastor Bill: [22:22] No I guess I met you the year after Seth and I went to the wrong church on Sunday morning. I definitely was with Seth when you and I met because we came to Teen Mania more than one more than one alumni reunions anyway.   Pastor Newms: [22:39] I know when you did you did not live in Texas I think.   Pastor Bill: [22:49] No that's not right so you're anyway you and I meet I meet your wife and then I meet in 2000 then I meet you in 2002 and then. That is a myth that's not right then how did your sister introduced.   Pastor Newms: [23:13] In 2003 when you volunteered.   [23:22] Because I.   Pastor Bill: [23:23] That the year I volunteered.   Pastor Newms: [23:24] Because I was at the internship from August 2002, my first year August 2002 to August 2003 and then my second year was 2003 2004. And then we met again in 2005.   Pastor Bill: [23:52] Huh. Anyway the point is we kept randomly meeting, I met your wife I met you I met your sister your sister was like oh man you and my brother would get along change your juice me to you and then we had already met, and then you move to Keller or you had already moved to Keller.   Pastor Newms: [24:13] Yep I moved to well then I graduated and I moved to Keller you.   Pastor Bill: [24:19] Which is like right down the road for me.   Pastor Newms: [24:21] Yep and you were in California somewhere in there, and then I ran into you at another alumni weekend when you had moved back and that's when then. We we stopped not talking.   Pastor Bill: [24:45] Right.   [24:51] And then Zaidie is like yeah and then I re-met your wife at your wedding the funny thing is I kept seeing pictures of her, in all your stuff and I was like I know this girl, I know this girl where do I know this girl from I know this girl and we kept comparing all the times that I had been to Teen Mania and with all the times that you had remembered she was there and I was like, no we never cross paths at Teen Mania not in all those times.   [25:27] Yeah so many paths Crossing and intertwining and, it's me all right so, like we said in the the warm-up if you weren't here for the warm-up that's fine we're going to say it again we are in 1 Corinthians chapter 7 tonight and for a while I've had on my heart to talk about, to share about 1st Corinthians chapter 7 verses 10 through 16 which, has nothing to do with my life whatsoever in any way but we're gonna talk about it and when I brought it up to Newms that I thought this is what we were going to talk about he went and read it and he was like that's bizarre, why are we going to talk about that and I was like I don't know.   Pastor Newms: [26:20] Okay so let's pause the podcast for moment and our discussion, and and point out the fact that Newms has never said that's bizarre but I'll let you go ahead and continue.   Pastor Bill: [26:36] You did to set you did too yeah you said it was bizarre.   [26:48] Phoenix says what version is it going to be read in well the answer to that will almost always be CSB, what version it's going to be read in, unless we say otherwise so 1 Corinthians chapter 7 you're welcome Phoenix she says thanks on Twitch 1 Corinthians chapter 7 where to start in verse 1, Paul writes all right 1 Corinthians 7 now in response to the matters you wrote about, it is good for a man not to use a woman for sex I think we all agree you shouldn't be you know abusing a woman, in this manner you shouldn't be taking advantage of her for sex and he goes on but because sexual immorality is so common, each man should have sexual relations with his own wife and each woman should have sexual relations with her own husband, husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife and likewise a wife to her husband, a wife does not have the right over her own body but her husband does in the same way because a lot of a lot of churches stop right there.   Pastor Newms: [28:13] Yeah they do.   Pastor Bill: [28:14] In the same way a husband does not have the right over his. But his wife does awesome here we go and this that verse right there that's why I say, I belong to my wife Roxanne, Roxanne belongs to me I trust her to take care of her belongings talking about me just like she trusts me to take care of my belongings, I value her I treasure her I take care of her those are my duties as a husband okay verse 5 of chapter 7, do not deprive one another except when you agree for a time to devote yourselves to prayer then come together again otherwise Satan May tempt you because of your lack of self-control, I say this as a concession not as a command I wish that all people were as I am but each has his own gift from God one person has this gift another has that.   [29:19] Paul if you're confused by that statement Paul was a bachelor, he never got married the closest thing he ever had to and I was talking to Newms about this earlier the closest thing he ever had to a romantic relationship was the way he felt about Israel, and the Jewish people that was the closest thing to a girlfriend he ever has and you can see it in his writing, the way he talks about Israel the way he, admires the structure of it and longs for Israel and her people to join him in Salvation and.   [30:04] Interesting stuff all right so we're picking back up in verse. I say to the unmarried and to widows it is good for them if they remain as I am, but if they do not have self-control they should marry since it is better to marry than to burn with desire, verse 10 to the married I give this command now this is the portion that's been on my heart I have no idea for months I've no idea why to the married I give this command not I but the Lord, a wife is not to leave her husband, but if she does leave she must remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband and a husband is not to divorce his wife, but I not the Lord now this is Paul giving his opinion right his opinion is an educated opinion, he knows all the jurors law he knows like the he basically has the Old Testament memorized this is Paul's.   [31:13] I not the Lord say to the rest if any brother has an unbelieving wife and she is willing to live with him he must not divorce her, also if any woman has an unbelieving husband and he is willing to live with her she must not divorce her, for the unbelieving husband is made Holy by the wife and the unbelieving wife is made Holy by the, otherwise your children would be unclean but as it is they are holy, but if the unbeliever leaves let him leave a brother or sister is not bound in such cases, God has called you to live in peace wife, for all you know you might save your husband husband for all you know you might save your wife.   [32:14] All right so the weird thing that that Newms and I have been discussing, is these this stuff in verse 14 to verse 16 we have no idea what Paul means here, and given the commentaries and even my commentaries that usually pretty much agree with each other, on what the heck Paul is talking about here, um for the unbelieving husband is made Holy by the wife and the unbelieving wife is made Holy by the husband and your children are made Holy by you being a Believer and, the wife might be saved by the husband husband saved by the wife we can somewhat assume that verse 16, means at some point because of the life you're living you'll lead your spouse to Salvation. Been put in that after verse 14 where he says the unbelieving husband is made Holy by the believing wife, confuses the heck out of my Western culture modern American brain because when I think of holy I think of salvation.   [33:40] What does that mean from a Jewish standpoint what did that mean from a Corinthian standpoint to say that something was holy.   Pastor Newms: [33:48] And and to be clear I mean the word that's used in the, is straight up like sanctification like it's it's it's to be made clean to be made whole it's not like oh well maybe this is strange because I'm like, it's got to be translated and I'm like holy is Holy is weird there let's look at what word it is oh, so it's the same word that you used three almost almost 300 times in, the New Testament for Holy so this isn't even like one of those situations where it's like this is the only time he uses this word.   Pastor Bill: [34:29] And one of the commentaries I was looking at pointed me to Romans chapter 11 verse 16, as being synonymous the idea being synonymous with what this is saying and it says now if the first fruits are holy, so is the whole batch and if the root is Holy so are the branches. And in this place Paul is talking about and you really see a lot of his, love interest in Israel shining through and in Romans chapter 11 he's talking about, Israel's rejection of Jesus wasn't a total failure for them as far as salvation is concerned, and Gentiles should be thankful, that the Jewish people rejected Christ because it opened the door for the Gentiles to have salvation in order to make Israel jealous so that they would find Salvation. And.   Pastor Newms: [35:48] It's a that's that's another one of those passages that that some people tend to gloss over because they're like I'm not touching any of this there's definitely some of that in this.   Pastor Bill: [36:05] Okay and then there's this other thing about your children, your children would be unclean but as it is their holy what does it mean to say your child is Holy, and when I know you know we talked about it Newms and I have it a lot of denominations a lot of sects of Christianity have grabbed that as this whole age of accountability thing, if you're you have a parent or both parents that are saved then when the child is born they're automatically save, and then they started doing child baptisms as part of the whole well the child's already saved because they're the children of Believers but the Bible never actually, says that.   Pastor Newms: [36:58] Yeah it is definitely one of those so like growing up in and throughout my own time I've always took it to mean you know, harkening back to the raise a child in the way it should go and it will not depart you know I've always kind of taken it to mean similar, but it's still the way it's worded that's not, what it says it might be what it means because of situations and things were not understanding because of the Church of Corinth what you know what people in the Church of Corinth he was writing to specifically or there could be a situation that we don't you know some Jewish context we don't know, because it is funny like you mentioned a lot of times even with the Jewish context people are just like oh it's this, and everyone's like oh yeah yeah I agree with him it's that and on this one it's like, yeah one of the commentaries I use was just blank straight up I clicked on the passage and it was blank.   Pastor Bill: [38:18] Two of mine are blank on this passage.   Pastor Newms: [38:20] And I was like you know a passage is interesting when the dude writing the book on the book was just like a.   Pastor Bill: [38:28] No, I ain't touching it.   Pastor Newms: [38:29] I'm going to get in trouble for somewhere and I'm just not even going to go there and so it's definitely an interesting, you know we look at some of you know certain aspects of Christianity and. Even with the scriptures and the Holy Spirit directing us and such we there are some things that are just confusing, and I know, and to me that's what this is one of those situations because I've never like we could make some positions like we've made you know we believe it's this or I believe it's this you believe it's that you know, but it's another one of those where because of the language difference is the cultural difference is all the differences it's real hard, to know what was truly meant by Paul in this and then one of the things that you said when we were discussing this earlier was I really just wish some days I could just sit down with Paul and be like dude, what did you mean cuz.   Pastor Bill: [39:36] Yeah explain this to me because I have.   Pastor Newms: [39:38] Feel right like I.   Pastor Bill: [39:40] I'm obviously missing something here give me a give me a Rosetta Stone a key to decipher what you're saying or something.   Pastor Newms: [39:50] And sometimes in situations like this I wonder if we had all of Paul's writings maybe it would help.   Pastor Bill: [40:02] The Bible would be like 10 times as long.   Pastor Newms: [40:06] I know I know I know I know it's impossible I know I get it there's a reason that you know the church.   Pastor Bill: [40:13] It would be volumes and be like here's my Bible volumes 1 through 7.   Pastor Newms: [40:16] I know I know I know but it's just.   Pastor Bill: [40:17] Um number 1 has the Old Testament and all of the New Testament writings except for Pauls and here is.   Pastor Newms: [40:26] Every letter he wrote in its but sometimes it's just like I know that there's something somewhere.   [40:38] Beware and who who has it so this is one of those situations where we have to rely on faith you know it's, yeah we have.   Pastor Bill: [40:53] The Bible says we need no teacher but the Holy Spirit.   Pastor Newms: [40:58] So there's times where it's like okay and and again you know this passage specifically is rougher to me because you know one of the things.   Pastor Bill: [41:12] Is that a word, rougher?   Pastor Newms: [41:15] I think it is.   Pastor Bill: [41:16] Isn't it more rough.   Pastor Newms: [41:19] I mean it's rougher.   Pastor Bill: [41:22] Rougher doesn't sound right.   Pastor Newms: [41:24] Yeah no comparative adjective is rougher.   Pastor Bill: [41:29] Okay ruff.   Pastor Newms: [41:36] According to Oxford Oxford it is I don't know man.   Pastor Bill: [41:48] I'm sorry I derailed you.   Pastor Newms: [41:53] What is what was it where was it, oh this one's rougher because you know we have a conversation often about you know, in Christianity and the capital c Church some things matter and other things, don't matter as much like you know you've got these denominations that fight over you know the littlest craziest thing and you're just like why why are we arguing or I'm better than this person because my left toe never does this or you know I'm better than this person because my right hand does that you know there's all these things in Christianity sometimes wear Even in our own sects we argue about him, and so often we're like okay the important parts are, Jesus you know the core tenets of the faith those are what's important and then everything else is well we're getting through it together you know.   Pastor Bill: [43:04] And you hear you hear crazy stories like the church that the story of I'm going to say that the story of because I don't know if it's true or if it's was made up or to illustrate a point, but the story of the small Baptist Church that split over the color of the new what new carpet they should get and, they narrowed it down to two colors at half the church supporter one color and half the church supported the other color, and one day one of the representatives of one of the colors that had enough and they showed up with chainsaws and cut the church in half and loaded their half onto a trailer, and took it to the other side of town.   Pastor Newms: [43:47] I mean I could see it happening people are weird but this is one of those situations where, what makes it rougher for me is this is about sanctification and this is about I mean the words used are the same words that are used in other very important.   Pastor Bill: [44:07] Salvation.   Pastor Newms: [44:09] Scriptures and you know so it's one of those words like huh but, to me you know it's one of those things where it's it's still a personal relationship and even if, you are so much more percentage likely to follow because your parent does or your spouse does or your you know, things.   Pastor Bill: [44:38] One of my commentaries and I had to say it that way because I have one two three four five six seven eight now that I go to for stuff but one of them said, that it wasn't firsthand salvation but this is what's known as secondhand salvation, that the husband is receiving salvation because of the wife salvation because when they entered into Covenant they became one, and so her salvation then saves him because they are one was what this one commentary had to say about it.   Pastor Newms: [45:16] Yeah Matthew Henry had some interesting things to say on it cuz he said similar things but used much more more graphic language about.   Pastor Bill: [45:24] More graphic language and for the eighteen hundreds he was not approved man.   Pastor Newms: [45:30] Acts that caused the joining of the spirit it was like oh.   Pastor Bill: [45:36] I bet the church fathers hated when Matthew Henry released his commentary.   Pastor Newms: [45:42] I I never expected in a commentary that has nothing to do with, certain areas of the Bible to have the word copulation in it.   Pastor Bill: [45:55] Copulation.   Pastor Newms: [45:56] Copulation, yeah I was like what Henry calm down Mr. Henry come on now like woo.   Pastor Bill: [46:03] I wish I love I love Matthew Henry's writings I wish that he had lived long enough to finish his full commentary, he he died of a heart attack they didn't know it as heart attack or stroke he did have a stroke they didn't know it as stroke then they knew it as, bulging veins or something something like that he died of stroke and he had these two apprentices that went back through his notes on sermons that he had preached and then finishes commentaries for him based off of notes that he had preached and they just don't have the same gusto as the Matthew Henry that you're talking about right now you know, they're like a photocopy they don't like the original texture of the pen on paper.   Pastor Newms: [46:55] He was a very. He had very strong beliefs and and a lot of his writings are very passionate.   Pastor Bill: [47:06] And he didn't like Catholics and he didn't favor Jews in anyway he didn't hate Jews he did not hate Jews at all.   Pastor Newms: [47:12] That's one way to say it no no he wasn't one of.   Pastor Bill: [47:17] He didn't favor Jews, definitely takes every opportunity to rail against the Catholic church and sometimes it is just straight funny to read Matthew Henry's commentaries.   Pastor Newms: [47:29] And some of it's like um that one's a little far.   Pastor Bill: [47:33] I don't know why we started talking about Matthew Henry's commentaries instead of what we're supposed to be talking about I mean I know what path led us there but I don't know why we entertained it.   Pastor Newms: [47:42] Because we both like Matthew Henry.   Pastor Bill: [47:45] Yeah we do he's so good alright so let's talk about divorce okay because, in verse 10 of chapter 7 however Paul says to the married I give this command not I but the Lord wife is not to leave her husband, but if she does leave she must remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband and a husband is not to divorce his wife, okay. I want to make it very clear. That it is not the opinion of the Ekklesian House or the Berean Manifesto, Or myself or even Pastor news, I'm going to speak for you, that this is anything other than in the most ideal of situations. Okay in the most of Ideal situations a wife is not to leave her husband.   [49:01] But there are grounds for divorce, there are grounds given in the Old Testament, there are grounds given that just common sense okay and I don't want to hear any of this, stuff I've been hearing from certain people online about, well why should just let herself get hit one or two times and and the third time go to church no the first time a husband or a wife treats their spouse as anything other than treasured. That's a problem that's a.   [49:57] I'm not, those of you that are into BDSM those of you that are kinky those of you that have a healthy copulation life. And within the confines of consent you have some stuff going on I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about abuse. Actual non-consensual abuse okay that is grounds and let's talk about a little bit about why I feel that way. Let's turn back just verse Corinthians chapter 7 and let's look at verse 4, It says.   [50:55] Let's back up one verse, a husband should fulfill his marital Duty to his wife and likewise the wife to her. Paul is talking about more than just copulation why.   Pastor Newms: [51:16] Just because I brought it up at with Matthew Henry and Matthew Henry it's now it's just it's one of those things it's yeah.   Pastor Bill: [51:24] Okay and then verse for a wife does not have the right over her own body but her husband does in the same way a husband does not have the right over his own body but his wife does, in that dynamic, of the wife owns the husband and the husband owns the wife okay, that should create an equal. Well you're both taking care of each other but when one of those two starts to abuse the other. It's no longer an equal owning it now becomes slavery.   [52:21] Joining you said again if one spouse is abusing the other. And they're not they don't have that symbiosis equal equality going on this has become slavery, the wife has become a slave of the husband and the husband, is treating the wife as a slave, physically abusing verbally abusing this is how you treat a slave not a spouse and vice versa if the wife is physically verbally abusive. Then it's become slavery All Right Turn the Page chapters First Corinthians chapter 7 verse.   [53:16] Because certain verse 20 Let each of you remain in the situation in which he was called were you cold while slave. Don't let it concern you but if you can become free by all means take the opportunity. Now we will reply. Abuse physical verbal to the Old Testament and look at the law that Moses gave.   [53:50] If a husband started treating his wife as a slave that is under Jewish law tantamount to what is called putting her away. You are no longer married. But you have certain duties to that person as long as they want you to continue to take care of them. That is a soft divorce, that the man entered into because he became abusive. And the same thing if the woman became abusive a man could put her away to soft divorce and then if they decided. They can have a full divorce. God as far as we can tell from inspired writing is not a fan of divorce. But also.   [55:10] 1st Corinthians chapter 7 verse 15 the last sentence in that verse God has called you to live in peace. God is not a fan abuse God is not a fan of committing to one person to be their property to, fulfill yourself with them to fulfill them and in going around and sleeping with other people. That is not a fan of that now I know polyamory. Making a big comeback right now I've always been taught if if both people in the marriage are sword.   Pastor Newms: [56:11] Consensual.   Pastor Bill: [56:12] Consensual to what's going on, it's fine so if you have an open marriage or a polyamorous whatever. Just like anything else that's between you and God I don't need to know that I don't care to know that please don't email me, please don't ask what you're doing is between you and God like I said the holy spirit is your teacher, um and and in God doesn't like divorce.   [56:58] If you need to leave you need to leave, and I'm telling you it is my personal opinion not going to speak for Pastor Newms this time, it is my personal opinion that if your spouse abuses you physically verbally, unconsensually abuses you then that person has already spiritually divorced you. And you are now living with them outside of marriage because they've already divorced you you're no longer their spouse and their heart. And you need to decide do you need to get out of there.   Pastor Newms: [57:43] Yeah because there's definitely there's definitely. One of the problems with Western culture and Eastern culture to a degree now is, we've turned marriage not into something between us and God I mean us meaning husband and wife and God we've turned it into a governmental contract.   Pastor Bill: [58:13] And it has nothing to do with the government or shouldn't.   Pastor Newms: [58:15] It has nothing to do with government and and so there's that whole thing one of the things we were talking about earlier.   Pastor Bill: [58:21] Sorry let me rephrase what I just said, it does have something to do with the government the government should recognize your marriage the government shouldn't be what legitimizes your marriage.   Pastor Newms: [58:37] Yes, and you know we were talking earlier there are there are people because of our Health crisis, who are having to make a decision do we stay married or do I get health benefits do we stay married and you pay all my debt when I die because I have cancer or do we get a divorce, you know there's, because of the government controlling marriage the way they have its created some very interesting, aspects that make it a lot harder to, as Pastor Bill was saying it's talked about in the Old Testament of putting someone away or you know things like that is not as easy, as you know which is good, to a certain degree but then really bad in a lot of situations and you know I've definitely heard people say oh well you should just stay with that person no matter what it's like well there's there's there's some, there are some situations where you need to go and you know so it's definitely something that has to be looked at, and it definitely is something you have to you know.   Pastor Bill: [1:00:06] And you hear about it all the time oh I love them I stay with them because they can change they can get better well I want to tell you they can get better while you're in.   Pastor Newms: [1:00:17] Yeah.   Pastor Bill: [1:00:19] They can take care of their drinking problem without you around it's just, truth honesty like don't stay and put yourself in danger.   Pastor Newms: [1:00:32] Yeah.   Pastor Bill: [1:00:33] Because oh will they need they need to change and they can I have faith in them I believe in them that's that's fine and good have faith in them and believe in them from a distance, let them know I support you but now I'm not safe here.   Pastor Newms: [1:00:53] And it's.   Pastor Bill: [1:00:53] And and and things have gone bad for other people if you want to know how they've gone bad go Google Lorena Bobbitt, and see an issue about a woman saying because she loved her husband and at some point she snapped. And things went very wrong for him she wasn't safe to say and then he became unsafe because she stayed.   Pastor Newms: [1:01:27] I can't believe that's where you went, you know I always end the thing with be safe and I think it's time we go ahead and say that because I have nothing and nowhere I can go. To follow Lorena Bobbitt in any spiritual way I cannot.   Pastor Bill: [1:01:55] Anyway ever bother.   Pastor Newms: [1:02:12] Like four times today we've killed General chat in the game we play anyway it's definitely something that, you know you have to there are reasons to leave, and when those reasons arrive you have to do the smart thing whether you want to or not especially if there's children involved you have to be safe, and then secondarily in other situations it's when it's not a safety aspect you've got to take that to God and, you know through the Holy Spirit through counseling through whatever it is make the decision and. You know stick with it but it's definitely not something that's never allowed like some people teach that's craziness and unsafe and the.   Pastor Bill: [1:03:18] I wish everyone that was married could be married safely happily forever I do I wish that for everyone I really do, we live in a fallen world we live in a harsh world and we live in a reality where it's reality. All right that's all we have for tonight so.   Pastor Newms: [1:03:47] Now you start singing.   Pastor Bill: [1:03:49] Not yet if you want to join us live when we recorded this podcast we meet on Sunday evenings at 6:30 p.m. Central Standard Time and so on Sundays you could come and join us on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch and, last laugh when we laugh like when things like Lorna Bobbitt come up and then you can, get on the chat and join us like we've got Biggs and HPuffPhoenix and Zaidie all joining us on Twitch.   [1:04:20] Um and Biggs is saying he's laughing so hard he can't type right now and so you could join us live on Sunday evenings at 6:30 p.m. Central Standard time when we record this can go to our website to find out which Facebook, YouTube and Twitch channels those are our website ekk.house we've got our podcast there and we've got some great info there, you can go check that out we'd love for you to do that and this podcast comes out every Wednesday night at 7 p.m. Well that is if we record a new episode we don't always but most Sundays we record a new episode, and on those weeks as it comes on at 7 p.m. and it goes live to you know anywhere that you listen to podcasts so, please consider joining us please consider I can't believe I'm about to say this please consider making a donation if you would like, we are a non-profit and so we are supported by donations and it's weird that that came up because we.   [1:05:27] We don't ask as a general rule we don't ask but you know it just came out so they up and.   [1:05:39] We love you guys and we love doing this and I'm glad that you're hearing this and I hope we can help I hope this, and it's not about you know we've talked about it Newms and I it's not about, getting a bunch of numbers in the stats and it's not about becoming famous or making money and and these things that you see other people using multimedia that have done, for us it's all about who can we help, even if it's just one person how can we love how can we Inspire love a really is our Focus to bring faith hope and love, to Modern Christians and with that we go into the, 30 second buffer 30 second buffer, 30 second buffer has it been 30 seconds yet of course not that's not how seconds work 30 second buffer 30 second buffer 30 second buffer have a great week.   Pastor Newms: [1:06:53] Be safe out there love you guys.   Pastor Bill: [1:06:57] Until next time.

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This week, we discuss our ever-evolving feelings about casual sex, hookups, and one-night stands! Anxiety & Awkwardness | The Good & The Bad | Scarcity vs. Abundance | Demisexuality & Hookups | Romance vs. Intimacy | Negotiating a Hookup | Mismatched Expectations | Hookup Activities | Making Porn | Trans Pickup Tips | Getting Kinky

~C A C O P H O N Y~ Christchurch's very own HEAVY METAL radio show on... RDU98.5FM Tuesday's 10pm-12pm Radio Addington 107.5FM, Friday & Monday at 10pm. Listen or Download CACOPHONY at www.cacophonynz.podomatic.com We're on Facebook! [Who isn't?] www.facebook.com/cacophonynz www.metalradio.co.nz to hear the best Metal Radio NZ has to offer... Tonight on Cacophony, it's the third show of NZMM so it's another night of 100% brutal kiwi Metal. We have two feature albums, Plague Of The Fallen with their new EP Bleeding and Vehement, and Shepherds Reign with their 2018 self titled release. There's also tunes from Miasmata , Bulletbelt, Winter Deluge, and a brand new single from the upcoming Planet of the Dead album. Plague of the Fallen – Bleeding and Vehement (2021, Miasma Records) https://miasmarecords.bandcamp.com/album/bleeding-and-vehement Shepherds Reign – Shepherds Rein (2018, Independent) https://shepherdsreignband.bandcamp.com/album/shepherds-reign Part 01 01 – Beastwars – Tower of Skulls 02 – MetalTower – Fvk Mourning 03 – Plague of the Fallen – Bleeding and Vehement 04 = Shepherds Reign – Reign 05 – Planet of the Dead – Escape From Smith's Cove 06 – Blindfolded and Led to the Woods – Sic Mundus Creatus Est 07 – Bulletbelt – Boudicia 08 – Bloody Hell – Deathrider 09 – Shepherds Reign – Legend 10 – Plague of the Fallen – Embodiment of Misery 11 – Voice of the Black Pharaoh – Blood and Milk Part Two 01 – Carnal – Corrupted for Copulation 02 – Backyard Burial – Amok in the Church on PCP 03 – Shepherds Reign – Take me Back 04 – Plague of the Fallen – Deception 05 – Aphelon – Opposing the Pityfilth 06 – Falciform – King of Kings 07 – Shepherds Reign – Angel in Black 08 – Plague of the Fallen – Descent into Insanity 09 – Winter Deluge – Corrupt Prophets 10 – Sojourner – Titan 11 – Miasmata – Spell of Unlight Gigs Sat 29th May @ Town Hall [Christchurch ] - NZSO and ALIEN WEAPONRY, Tapatahi Stronger Together 7.30pm Tickets from $15 www.ticketek.co.nz Saturday 5th June @ The Embankment [Christchurch] – AFTER FOREVER [NZ], (BLACK SABBATH TRIBUTE) with Support from Sabotage Theory (Soundgarden Tribute). Tickets $20 from UTR, R18 https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/74915/After-Forever-Black-Sabbath-Tribute.utr Fri 18th June @ Blue Smoke [Christchurch] - STONEHURST [NZ], SUFFERING MAN NZ TOUR with Elidi & Via Kaleidoscope. 8Pm R18 https://www.cosmicticketing.co.nz/event/6363 Fri 20th August @ Embankment Tavern [Christchurch] - NEBULA [Oz], HOLY SMOKE TOUR https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/70823/Nebula.utr Wed 6th October @ Embankment Tavern [Christchurch] - WHORES [USA], Oz & NZ TOUR https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/73314/Whores-USA.utr *Contact CACOPHONY* www.cacophony.co.nz www.cacophonynz.podomatic.com www.facebook.com/cacophonynz www.twitter.com/cacophonyradio eMail requests2020(at)cacophony.co.nz sMail CACOPHONY, POBox33044, Barrington, Christchurch 8244, New Zealand.

~C A C O P H O N Y~ Christchurch's very own HEAVY METAL radio show on... RDU98.5FM Tuesday's 10pm-12pm Radio Addington 107.5FM, Friday & Monday at 10pm. Listen or Download CACOPHONY at www.cacophonynz.podomatic.com We're on Facebook! [Who isn't?] www.facebook.com/cacophonynz www.metalradio.co.nz to hear the best Metal Radio NZ has to offer... Tonight on Cacophony, it's the third show of NZMM so it's another night of 100% brutal kiwi Metal. We have two feature albums, Plague Of The Fallen with their new EP Bleeding and Vehement, and Shepherds Reign with their 2018 self titled release. There's also tunes from Miasmata , Bulletbelt, Winter Deluge, and a brand new single from the upcoming Planet of the Dead album. Plague of the Fallen – Bleeding and Vehement (2021, Miasma Records) https://miasmarecords.bandcamp.com/album/bleeding-and-vehement Shepherds Reign – Shepherds Rein (2018, Independent) https://shepherdsreignband.bandcamp.com/album/shepherds-reign Part 01 01 – Beastwars – Tower of Skulls 02 – MetalTower – Fvk Mourning 03 – Plague of the Fallen – Bleeding and Vehement 04 = Shepherds Reign – Reign 05 – Planet of the Dead – Escape From Smith's Cove 06 – Blindfolded and Led to the Woods – Sic Mundus Creatus Est 07 – Bulletbelt – Boudicia 08 – Bloody Hell – Deathrider 09 – Shepherds Reign – Legend 10 – Plague of the Fallen – Embodiment of Misery 11 – Voice of the Black Pharaoh – Blood and Milk Part Two 01 – Carnal – Corrupted for Copulation 02 – Backyard Burial – Amok in the Church on PCP 03 – Shepherds Reign – Take me Back 04 – Plague of the Fallen – Deception 05 – Aphelon – Opposing the Pityfilth 06 – Falciform – King of Kings 07 – Shepherds Reign – Angel in Black 08 – Plague of the Fallen – Descent into Insanity 09 – Winter Deluge – Corrupt Prophets 10 – Sojourner – Titan 11 – Miasmata – Spell of Unlight Gigs Sat 29th May @ Town Hall [Christchurch ] - NZSO and ALIEN WEAPONRY, Tapatahi Stronger Together 7.30pm Tickets from $15 www.ticketek.co.nz Saturday 5th June @ The Embankment [Christchurch] – AFTER FOREVER [NZ], (BLACK SABBATH TRIBUTE) with Support from Sabotage Theory (Soundgarden Tribute). Tickets $20 from UTR, R18 https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/74915/After-Forever-Black-Sabbath-Tribute.utr Fri 18th June @ Blue Smoke [Christchurch] - STONEHURST [NZ], SUFFERING MAN NZ TOUR with Elidi & Via Kaleidoscope. 8Pm R18 https://www.cosmicticketing.co.nz/event/6363 Fri 20th August @ Embankment Tavern [Christchurch] - NEBULA [Oz], HOLY SMOKE TOUR https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/70823/Nebula.utr Wed 6th October @ Embankment Tavern [Christchurch] - WHORES [USA], Oz & NZ TOUR https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/73314/Whores-USA.utr *Contact CACOPHONY* www.cacophony.co.nz www.cacophonynz.podomatic.com www.facebook.com/cacophonynz www.twitter.com/cacophonyradio eMail requests2020(at)cacophony.co.nz sMail CACOPHONY, POBox33044, Barrington, Christchurch 8244, New Zealand.

Thank Venus we brought in Lady Shagsworth. She does a MARVELOUS American accent -- who knew? Today we get philosophical with some Dr Johnson, discuss the origins of "gamahuche," read "The Origin of Copulation," tell a bit of gossip about American women, and revel in how Lady Pokingham seduces a servant. Featuring Raven Pierson

This week CWBYG reconvene with the sexual practices of sharks, whiptail lizards, timema (another group of stick insect), and bdelloid rotifers. The girls teach Mad about chickens, Kate explains her high-brow jokes, and they ask the age-old question: why are so many sex toys shaped like animals? Join them in the jacuzzi banglaruzzi! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

CWBYG have an impromptu skincare chat (skip the first 20 minutes if you dgaf), then they talk about animal copulation! They discuss the sex-crazed death spiral of the antechinus, NASA-funded dolphin projects, and the four-headed phallus of the echidna, among other things. Yeti or not, here they come. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/canwebeyourgirlfriend/support

Title says it ALL! Eating people and F**king! Enjoy! Idk, I go off! ENJOY!

In a Valentine's Day themed-episode, the guys snuggle up and discuss some highlights from Valentine's past, then move into how marriage and children can sneak into One's life, and of course we have another game this week. Pull up a chair, get nice and warm, and put in those headphones. Let's POWWOW!

This week on Slash and Burn, we continue the spooky season with mad scientists! Join us as Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfiction about mad scientists! We have fandoms such as Powerpuff Girls, Gotham, Supernatural, and more! Stories start at 23:52 As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

In honor of Batman Day, Tony Acero join Dave Ungar in the effort to get Patrick O'Dowd on the bandwagon! Plus The Boys, Mandalorian Season 2 trailer, and more! This week writer extraordinaire Tony Acero joins the nerds to talk Batman and get Patrick on the bandwagon.  That's right, Patrick doesn't know the Bat. So in honor of Batman Day Tony and Dave give O'Dowd an education.  The first teaser trailer for The Mandrian's second season dropped.  What did Dave and Patrick think?  Sony's Playstaion 5 preorder rollout did not go well, but will it really matter?  The Boys' second season ramped things up in a huge way and Patrick was mildly traumatized.  Plus, we have a She-Hulk. Follow Bandwagon Nerds on Social Media @BandwagonNerds@WrestlngRealist@AttitudeAgg@ItsMeDPP@TonyAcero411@ChairshotMedia About Bandwagon Nerds Join Patrick O’Dowd, David Ungar, DPP, and a rotating cast of guests as they keep everyone up on all things nerd, and maybe add some new nerds along the way. It’s the Bandwagon Nerds Podcast! About the Chairshot Radio Network Created in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts, including POD is WAR, Chairshot Radio, The #Miranda Show, Badlands’ Wrestling Mount Rushmores, The Outsider’s Edge, DWI Podcast, Bandwagon Nerds, the Greg DeMarco Show, and more! You can find these great shows each week at theChairshot.com and through our distribution partners, including podcasting’s most popular platforms.

Since the start of the pandemic, many aspects of our regular lives have been turned upside-down, and this seems to also be true for our sex lives. In fact, an article published by The Washington Post at the start of the pandemic stated that we might see "a Coronavirus baby blip," as a result of couples isolated together looking to pass the time. Meanwhile, for singletons, it would seem that social distancing and quarantines have thrown a spanner in the works for any hopes of dating. In this episode of the podcast, we will explore how sexual behavior has been impacted by the quarantine. To discuss this topic we will be joined by a number of guests from different backgrounds, all working to better understand and help us navigate the complicated changes to our sex lives during these unusual times. To kick off the show we are joined by Mat Rezaei, the Founder and CEO of UPGUYS, a company that offers professional advice and prescription drugs with direct to door delivery, with a strong focus on erectile dysfunction treatments. Rezaei shares with us how the company's client profile has changed since the start of the pandemic, why he believes we are witnessing this change, and what the impact of the pandemic will be on how men approach their sexual health in the future. Following Rezaei, we are joined by Jerusha Bennett, Senior Director of Brand Strategy & Innovation at The Sound, a brand strategy and product innovation agency, alongside her co-worker, Annie Pecoraro, Director of Creative Analytics. They join us to discuss research conducted by the pair which takes a quantitative look at the impact of Covid-19 on people's sexual life and behavior. They share with us finds such as how the quarantine has impacted masturbation, the lives of singletons, and what it means for couples with children who are home all the time, to name a few.

#036: I Hate Cops, No Rights, Shattered Badge, Cops Are Criminals, License to Kill: all songs on the 1984 Mystic Records L.A. punk compilation COPULATION featuring nardcore/hardcore/thrash bands Mentors (from Seattle), Black Flag, Sado-Nation (from Portland), Ill Repute and many more. We interview Philco - who produced/engineered much of the Mystic Records catalog.  

It’s time to turn the heat up as we explore the fun, joy and how to’s, to relax into sexual pleasure. Why its important for its health benefits, our life force spark and empowerment. We discuss the purpose of the different feminine and masculine energies and share our own personal stories of relaxing into the benefits.   ​Reactivated Embodiment website ​Holy F*ck and Sacred Water e-book Holy F*ck and Sacred Water paperback Further content information from this episode: https://www.livetheimpossible.today/079   Get the free Live the Impossible Playbook, here https://www.livetheimpossible.today/ Oliver & Susanas mentoring programs: https://silverhoj.com/ Pam the Health Genie: https://www.pamlob.com/ Oliver & Susanas travel blog: https://www.conscioustravelfamily.com/ Jon Century our household Magic Musician: https://www.joncentury.com/music  

On this Mashup of SiriusXM guests from this month, Dr. Emily addresses some of the most pressing issues today in relationships, men’s health and families. Emily’s first guest Erin Tillman, the “Dating Advice Girl” dives into the importance of a supportive partner in these hard times and raising your children with awareness, whether it's race, sex or otherwise! Adam Carolla, host of the Adam Carolla show joins Emily to talk about his new book “I’m Your Emotional Support Animal,” our laziness as a culture, broken families and our detached relationship to danger. Returning guest, Dr. Edward Karpman and Emily address all your men’s health questions and COVID copulation complications! Thank you for supporting our sponsors who help keep this show FREE: We-Vibe, Zumio, Adam & Eve, Magic Wand For more information about Erin Tillman ‘The Dating Advice Girl’, visit: http://www.TheDatingAdviceGirl.com For even more sex advice, tips, and tricks visit sexwithemily.com

Ep. 27 Life is Born from ChaosThe conception of life is born out of chaos yet, everyone thinks there should be and can be peace in the world. Billions of sperm, in the ultimate life and death race, speed toward the egg inside of the female. Only one will make it. The rest will die. This is a chaotic scene set in a dark, damp and musty cave. If life is born out of chaos why do each of us think life should be a utopia?The world is in chaos right now. People are rioting in the streets. People are locked away in their homes hiding from the covid19 virus. Chaos is and has always been all around us yet everyone things there should be peace and racial equality on earth.**********************HOW TO CONTACT ME******************************If you’d like to reach out to me feel free to send me an email: skatingbearstudios@gmail.comIf you’d like to support my show please purchase my artwork. I am a singer/songwriter, photographer and author.My Song, South by Southwest https://amzn.to/2xKGFxJ For sale on Apple Music My CD Full Circle https://music.apple.com/us/album/going-back-home/1447042622?i=1447042626 Books by PTPOP https://amzn.to/34419xkMusic by PTPOPSouth by Southwest https://amzn.to/36LVyMW Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/SkatingBearStudios)

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An interesting feature, Chinese crypto, Facebook news, free expression, Halloween costumes, vape wars, and your Ring data. All that, and more, on this week’s “Dean-O-Files, But Spoopy.”ShownotesProducers:Max O.AbsurdistFoolIxirsiiSAWU77DONATE TO THE SHOW, BECOME A PRODUCER!roguefile.com/donateIf you find value in the projects I have undertaken, consider giving some value back and helping me continue. I don't serve ads and I don't sell data, so your gracious donations are the only way for me to earn from all of this. I have several methods that allow you to support, for your convenience! There are SubscribeStar rewards and, if you'd like to get a tangible object for your money, there is a merch store, all linked at the Rogue File.And don't forget to send your donation notes and emails to admin@airad.io!Dean-O: @deanofilesAIRadio: @altnetradioDiscord: Dean-O's 80s Style Roller Disco*All above links can be found on airad.io*

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Shannon and her husband Max get real and vulnerable discussing, exposing, and discovering their sexual journey and experiences through their own relationship with each other. Key takeaways: What’s your sexual reality? Copulation with kindness can be healing Going into reaction keeps you from receiving all the incredible variations of orgasmic energy When we make our points of view or other people’s points of view real or significant, that’s when we get stuck

We discuss pleasure, external pressures and the good and bad.

Tom is outraged when he learns of a coffee scam, so we set out to prove it live on air, and Facebook Live. Plus Warren is sure his printer at... LEARN MORE The post Coffee Scam, Collapsing Copulation & Bawdy Birthday Cards appeared first on Tom and Warren.

Arielle tells the story of being confronted by an old lady with a cane after a comedy show, Austin and Arielle parse through the story of a Colorado couple who got caught having sex with their dog, Dog anatomy is discussed, the wonderful experience of having sex with a Penguin is yearned for, Austin talks about a recent Twincest scenario that caught her off guard.

This weeks episode featuring Usain Nutt (Cameron), we get another round of 50 Shades of Cameron as he tells his dramatic sex story of COPulation! He also tells us a SPICY story involving jaleponos and vaginal burning. Later we discuss the newest Venom trailer and various other topics like the No Man's Sky update, all in this weird steamy episode of PODCASTROPHE   Be sure to enter in the Scroll Jack art contest!  submissions please send to podcastrophepod@gmail.com   Be sure to check us out live every Tuesday on the Podcastrophe facebook page at 5:30 PM EST!   Donate to Podcastrophe Here! Click Here for Exclusive Content! Subscribe on iTunes! Subscribe on Podbean! Get us on Stitcher!   Listen on Spotify! Like Podcastrophe on Facebook!   Follow Podcastrophe on Twitter!   Follow Podcastrophe on Instagram!

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How does Star Trek influence my parenting? That and more this time around on the show.

Adam Wilder on connection, sexuality and authenticity. Comedian, festival host and silent speed-dating organiser, Adam, discusses improvisation, anger, bondage, tantra, male touch, sex positivity, hippie-festivals, spiritual by-passing, internet dating and more with Mark. He also offers some nice embodied relationship tips for listeners.  Togethernesslondon.com Shhhdating.com  

It's mothers and fathers and nights full of body touching. Ryan and Marissa are finally dating, Seth has girls falling all over him, Kirsten doesn't understand how jobs work.

The Pleasure Zone with Milica Jelenic Radio Show Milica Jelenic is an advocate for possibilities. In her private practice she invites clients to receive who they truly be and to continue to choose more for themselves.  Milica knows that there is something greater for all of us on this planet and plays with bodies to awaken greater possibilities to show up.  Milica' abilities as an intuitive lend to a session that is personalized for the client. Milica's keen ability to sense where change is possible and to question what is stuck in the target area creates a very dynamic session that promotes choice, possibility and change. http://www.milicajelenic.com www.pureromance.ca/milicajelenic www.pureromance.com/milicajelenic

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47 - Generation Copulation & Pints by Wasted Advice

Does your body ever have that urge to contribute sexual energy to someone or something? Do you ever have the craving to receive like crazy? Do you ever get that maybe you are not a weirdo in the sack? What if you have capacities that way more unique and awesome then you ever imagined? What if you could facilitate healing in bodies and have a little or a lot of fun to go with it? Hmm, let's see, I will choose copulation or medicine? Copulation please! What is the gift in having 2 sexual healers together? www.thekindnessofsex.com/ Milica Jelenic is an advocate for possibilities. In her private practice she invites clients to receive who they truly be and to continue to choose more for themselves.  Milica knows that there is something greater for all of us on this planet and plays with bodies to awaken greater possibilities to show up.  Milica' abilities as an intuitive lend to a session that is personalized for the client. Milica's keen ability to sense where change is possible and to question what is stuck in the target area creates a very dynamic session that promotes choice, possibility and change. http://www.milicajelenic.com/

Do you lay down your consciousness when you lay down with your lover? Do you walk away confused and desiring more copulation and yet not know what the hell is going on? What would it take for you to stay conscious weather you are copulating with a new lover, old lover or just having a conversation online? Join me with my co-host this week Milica Jelenic! Inspired Choices Inc. http://www.inspiredchoices.ca/

Podcast Show #20

Todd Shackelford - Sexual Coercion and Forced In-Pair Copulation as Sperm Competition Tactics in Humans

--{ Dignity: Regain the Self From Spectator Shelf, Utilize Time to Stop Your Decline: "Take-Down of Nations -- Race to the Bottom, Happening for Years, Nothing to Stop Them, Families Dysfunctional by Social Engineering, Raced Through Transitions Too Fast for Hearing Or Contemplation, As Waves of Crisis Altered Society, Leaving Nothing but Vices, Combined with Poverty, Violence, No Hope, Destroyed Values, Traditions, Left Culture of Dope, Hallucinogens, Crack, Heroin and Ecstasy, Copulation's Free Pastime, Tied Tubes, Vasectomy, Individual Isolated, Without Values, Defenseless Against Authorized Onslaught -- Precise, Relentless, Knowledge is Power, Intellect Must be Fed, Regain the Self, No More Easy-Led" © Alan Watt }-- Domestication, Looking to the Shepherd for Protection - International Banking Establishment, Nations in Debt - Society during Industrial Era - Post-WWII, "The Masses are the Problem" - Culture Creation through Intelligence Agencies and Academia - Leaders are Supplied - Takedown of the West - GATT Treaty, Movement of Industry Abroad - CIA-run Arts and Entertainment - Reacting to Conditions is Not Waking Up - Memory of Freedoms and Rights in U.S. - War on Society to Bring in the New - Training to Obey "Authority" Figures - Mandated Pharmacology, Drugging Children, Street Drugs. Doctor who Linked Autism to Vaccines Banned from Practicing in Britain - Attack on the Mind - FDA says Pig Virus Contaminated Vaccine OK. Gov. Monitoring and Infiltration of Chatrooms and Forums, Correction of "Misinformation" - Generation Growing up into Brave New World - Sterilization Evangelists. (See http://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com for article links.) *Title/Poem and Dialogue Copyrighted Alan Watt - May 24, 2010 (Exempting Music, Literary Quotes, and Callers' Comments)

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