Crazy Hot: The Podcast

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute human fire tornado of hilarity and certified Trying to Be a Good Person™ Rachel Coster!!! They caught Rachel on her dredge through Prospect Park, making her Crazy Hot's first ever outdoor interview. She is so naturally funny, talking to her made them pee their pants. We talk about the best way to take drugs, trying to be a good person, being a weird theater kid, whether or not Aries and Virgos can be in love, and Lauren finally learns what ACAB means. You can follow Rachel on Instagram @rachelcoster and Twitter @RACH4_theSTARZ for the best time of your life. Rating & reviewing is the best way to support the pod, so please do so if you like us!! And if you don't like us, we will die!!!! Always feel free to email us and you might hear us giving you advice: crazyhotpod@gmail.com. Xoxo

Eileen and Lauren chat with the amazing Youngmi Mayer (as in John Mayer but no relation thank god), prolific Tweet writer, comedian, TikTok star and host of Feeling Asian podcast and live show! They talk about the best way to deal with trolls, Youngmi's plethora of pets (two cats one dog), the funny things her son does, embracing her MILF status, and growing up on Saipan. You can find Youngmi on Instagram and Twitter @ymmayer, and TikTok @youngmimayer. She is not to be missed!!! As always, your questions and comments are always welcome, shoot us an email at crazyhotpod@gmail.com. Love you guys xoxo

Today's episode is really something. Eileen and Lauren chat with hot Jewish sex positive influencer and meme lord Arielle Kaplan aka Whoregasmic, writer and host of Balls Deep podcast!! They talk daddy issues, having IBS (or not), rebranding to be a person instead of a meme page, why being neglected makes you a hot adult, poop smoothies to help your gut health, and being a 90s kid. If you are a kinky Jewish mensch who can afford to send 3-4 children to Jewish day school, please DM Arielle, you would be so lucky!! You can find Arielle on Instagram @whoregasmic, on Twitter and TikTok @buffyfangirl94, and listen to Balls Deep from Bellesa. She is hilarious and an absolute gem. As always, if you like what you hear, please rate and review our pod and email us with ANY q's or comments @ crazyhotpod@gmail.com.

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolutely legendary and world renowned comedian and internet troll Ben Palmer of Palmer Trolls!! You've seen the videos where a random guy crashes an MLM's (pyramid scheme's) Zoom meetings and makes fake Facebook pages of Walmart's customer service to reply to boomers online - that's Ben. They chat about his work as an investigative journalist, working at Joann Fabrics (one of his favorite jobs ever), how chickens get delivered to you when you order them online, how he met his lovely wife, and Eileen gives away some absolutely mint free career advice. Follow Ben on TikTok and Instagram @palmertrolls, you will not regret it!!!

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous hilarious comedian Zubi Ahmed!! They talk about the newest episodes of Arthur (D.W. dying from Covid), being toxic on dating apps, being a Capricorn who works hard and plays hard, not being friends with your ex, the little-known secret that Laughing Buddha brings out free food at the end of the open mics, and running away from home to avoid being married off to a man in Bangladesh. We love Zubi!! Follow her @chopzubi on Instagram and TikTok.

Eileen & Lauren chat to rapper, comedian, and delightful person Steve Jeanty aka Ronnie Cortado! They talk about where to get the deeply desirable Lord Farquad body, delicious Haitian food, the trauma of being on the last ever set of UCB Lloyd teams, being stopped on the street outside of Urban Outfitters, and how the fuck you actually freestyle rap (yes, there is one way and one way only). You can follow Steve on Instagram @yojeanty.

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous and hilarious East Coast Exclusive comedian Nonye Brown-West!! They talk about how Tinder is not the MIT dick machine it used to be, going nude at Jacob Riis beach, how to pronounce Jacob Riis, being a paralegal, people from Boston getting mad and flipping your car, sunburning your boobies, and getting your prom dress stolen by USPS. Follow Nonye on IG @noneefizzle and get tix to see her ONLY on the east coast!!!

Eileen and Lauren talk to drop dead gorgeous, funny as hell, and absolute DELIGHT Maya Deshmukh. They chat about her dual career as a character comedian and dentist, undetectable plastic surgery, not disclosing your age, weird nicknames we give our significant others, and how ultimately everyone deserves love (gross to mention but so true!!!). Follow comedic genius Maya on IG @mayadesh and watch her unbelievable WINNING NBC Showcase character set on her website www.maya-deshmukh.com.

Eileen & Lauren chat with their dear fellow Sister Wife and amazingly successful hot actress Molly Brown! They talk about her original series Boy Shorts, compulsory heterosexuality, having a Catan tournament in the Empire State Building against Ronnie the lawyer, her sick sick fashion sense, having exes with questionable judgement, and her new movie "Senior Year" with Rebel Wilson. We love you Molly!! Follow Molly @mollyelizabethbrown on Insta for the best choice you ever made.

Taking a break from the pod this week to focus on our live show CRAZY HOT: The Wet Show at Caveat Tuesday 7/13 at 7pm! Featuring NYC's hottest comedians Dylan Adler, Gara Lonning, Kenice Mobley, Chanel Ali & Lili Michelle Koohestani plus a surprise celebrity guest. Would love to see you there!! Get your tickets on the Caveat website. If you're not in NYC, there's a livestream for only $5. Thank you guys for your love and support, we love you all!! Stay hot. xoxoxo

Eileen and Lauren chat with musician, comedian, and viral TikTok sensation Brooks Allison aka Boy Brooks!! They talk about being coffee snobs (or not), being traumatized as a child, realizing you're gay, how TikTok is the wild west, hot girl summer fashion, and what exactly a Cloister is. Brooks is a musical genius and an absolute delight. Follow him @brooksallison on Insta and TikTok and Boy Brooks on Spotify. Listen for details for our giveaway, announced in this episode!!

Eileen & Lauren talk to legendary comedian and native New Yorker Zilla Vodnas!!! After discussing in depth her commute from Rockaway Beach into Manhattan, they chat about her signature hot move (stealing a book from every lover she's taken), body positivity, her job as a teacher for children with special needs, our mutual hatred of capitalism, being an Aries queen, and how trauma is all worth it as long as you get a good joke out of it. We love Zilla!!! Follow her on Twitch @zilla_vodnas and all socials @zillavodnas.

Eileen and Lauren chat with brilliant queer comedian and writer, host of The Lesbian Agenda, Sophie Santos!! They talk in depth about her book "The One You Want to Marry (And Other Identities I've Had)" coming out on Amazon in October of 2021, as well as her time in a sorority, realizing she was gay, how hot her hands are holding an iced cortado, being in LA, and the only acceptable short length: 5-inch. Pre-order her book from Daddy Bezos on Amazon today!!

Welcome to the capsule episode where Eileen and Lauren got a little tipsy and thought it would be hilarious to record that!! The verdict is out on whether or not this episode is funny or just humiliating. They talk about Bo Burnham's "Inside", how to get rid of hiccups (spoiler alert: the method they try doesn't work), the hottest guy in the Monster Mash (Harry Styles), the hellish diet everyone is on the last half hour before they die (Whole30), and why Jeff Bezos didn't come to Lauren's quinceañera. Let us know if this is embarrassing by emailing us at crazyhotpod@gmail.com. xoxo

Eileen & Lauren have an extremely chaotic chat with dear friend, fellow Sister Wife and gorgeous Twitter Famous comedian Maria DeCotis. They discuss her stint as Mike Birbiglia's understudy, her perfect Cuomo lip-syncs and Natasha Lyonne impression, how she owes everything to Sarah Cooper, whether or not a blue moon is really blue (it is), and if it is in fact possible to shove a green bell pepper up one's vagina (it is). Follow Maria @mariadecotis everywhere, babes!!

Eileen and Lauren chat with the absolutely legendary comedian Remy Kassimir, orgasm expert, host of the podcast How Cum, and the only native Manhattanite that still lives in NYC. They compare their sex toys, talk about being horny for Legolas, dive into Remy's love of crabbing, and if you listen closely, Remy drops promo codes to at least five products!!! Listen to Remy's podcast How Cum everywhere podcasts are found!!

CONTENT WARNING: The episode discusses sexual assault. Eileen and Lauren talk to hotness icon Raina Morris aka @quakerraina, a comedy goddess with endless charm. They talk about Travis Scott's new energy drink, being cyber bullied in the comment section on TikTok, being good at riddles, how to write an amazing Tweet, and how to win The Circle. Listen to her scripted podcast Illuminati Interns anywhere podcasts are found!!

Eileen & Lauren chat with a brilliant, accomplished actor Tom White whose greatest achievement is being Eileen & Lauren's improv team The Sister Wives' improv coach!!! Tune in for extremely wise stories about being an idiot in high school and being forgiven in the most epic way, the job crisis of all the unemployed Billy Elliot kids, another monk story via Lauren, as well as a bonus interview with Tom's adorable Taurus daughter, who just turned 3 (happy birthday Tallulah!!!).

CONTENT WARNING: This episode discusses sexual assault. Eileen & Lauren chat with wildly talented and funny musical comedy icon Dylan Adler, a Virgo top who loves nice boys!! They discuss being hot to some, his signature dance move The Flappy Arm, wanting to make your therapist laugh, and how expensive Pattern Games are both to learn how to do and also emotionally (thanks UCB).

Eileen & Lauren talk to one of the most amazing women in the world, Eileen's mom Susan Hanley!!!! Yes, she was coerced into doing this but don't worry, she totally loved it after the initial fan-girling over her daughter's newfound comedy podcast fame subsided. The ladies talk about being punk in the 80s, following your older sister's boyfriend to college because you had a crush on them, and why Susan is a math genius but none of her children are (least of all Eileen).

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute goddess and perfect comedy/fitness crossover queen Victoria Hoffman about witches (consensus: definitely real), fostering pets, losing your virginity in a bodega, and Lauren's true age (definitely 28).

Eileen and Lauren chat with Nick Curley, Lauren's live-in lover, for one of the most epic episodes yet. They talk about being on a "hot list" in high school, Lauren's Dr. Nazarian impression, how opening Instagram is to die, how John Hodgman is basically who Nick and Eileen's boyfriend Josh want to be, and how to get people to know you think they're hot (either by ignoring them or never ignoring them), all while squeezing in not one but two pee breaks!!

Eileen & Lauren chat with wonderful person Mary Ragus and talk about The Bachelor, TikTok trends, and what makes you a true New Yorker (kicking a rat with open-toed shoes).

Eileen & Lauren interview their sister wife & frequent collaborator Felicia Blum (not bloom, Blum like bum with an L) and talk about crafting, fisting, and how she invented the CRAP genre (comedy rap).

Eileen & Lauren chat with fellow Sister Wife improviser and certified big lesbian sister Emily Evans and talk about astrology, smelling a little, and how to get a bird out of your room.

Eileen & Lauren interview Eddie Mawere, Eileen's almost birthday twin, and talk trysts (why have someone in your house all the time when you can use the word tryst to talk about them), being onstage, and that je ne said quoi that Eddie has that makes everyone absolutely adore him.

Eileen & Lauren interview Gara Lonning, iconic comedian who came with their own mic, a total of three times (because Eileen's computer kept crashing) and talk about dance comedy, primary care doctors (they don't have one), and better insults people could have called them as a child.