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Copyright law is murky sometimes, Fellow D-Bags! This week, Niccolo couldn’t make it, so he had to be replaced with a questionably legal substitute. Also, Joe had a sore throat and it was basically just a terrible idea to record a D&D podcast, but we did it anyway! Meanwhile, our protagonists handled the aftermath of… Continue reading S2 Episode 99 – New Year, New Cease and Desist

Hindsight is 2020, Fellow D-Bags! In this episode, Joe the DM trades places with Andy (L.A.Z.H.O.R.) and things get a little out of control. When the fabled Gateway portal takes our protagonists to an unexpected location, they are left looking for a strange man who no one else can seem to remember. This one was… Continue reading S2 Episode 98 – How Do You Do, Fellow Players?

Happy Constitution Day (Taiwan), Happy Malkh Festival (Chechnya & Ingushetia), Happy Quaid-e-Azam Day (Pakistan), Happy third day of Hanukkah, and Happy Takanakuy (Peru). I hope I didn’t forget any holidays…… Anyway, this episode was Halloween-themed, because we suck and we recorded it two months ago. In it, our protagonists meet an old friend and then… Continue reading S2 Episode 97 – The Tyranny of their Horrible Vegan Existence

We all scream for ice cream, fellow D-Bags! In this episode, our protagonists face a moral quandary and then they find themselves in the middle of a tasty battle. Everyone is hungry for something in this world. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601403.us.archive.org/2/items/s2e96edit1211198.06pm/S2E96%20EDIT%20-%2012%3A11%3A19%2C%208.06%20PM.mp3

Happy Thanksgiving, Fellow D-Bags! We took some more time off to get ahead of our posting schedule, but now we have multiple episodes that are recorded and ready to post in the coming weeks! In this one, our protagonists head to a strange island and meet some even stranger creatures. Here’s a link to us… Continue reading S2 Episode 95 – This Is Gonna Be So Dated By the Time It Gets Posted

Did you miss us, Fellow D-Bags? We took a surprise hiatus for a few weeks to celebrate Andy’s wedding and deal with other real life concerns, but we have now returned! In this episode, our protagonists take a few moments to deal with everything they’ve just lost. Then, they try to fulfill the first of… Continue reading S2 Episode 94 – You Guys Wanna See Me Do a Backflip?

Meet it or beat it, fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists face off against an incredibly powerful devil and lose more than they were ever prepared to lose. This one was a real roller coaster of emotion. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601402.us.archive.org/28/items/s2e93edit827197.15pm/S2%20E93%20EDIT%20-%208%3A27%3A19%2C%207.15%20PM.mp3

You don’t have to respect your own privacy, fellow D-Bags! This week, our protagonists meet the king and ask for their petitions to be granted. Then, they’re joined by a special guest before being forced to face both their best and worst memories. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601506.us.archive.org/35/items/s2e92edit8131911.06pm/S2E92%20EDIT%20-%208%3A13%3A19%2C%2011.06%20PM.mp3

It was a dark and stormy night, Fellow D-Bags! In this episode, our protagonists hit the limits of what they’re able to promise and they find out how far a mother is willing to go to protect her daughter. Aati finds himself in more trouble then ever as his future depends on the game’s outcome.… Continue reading S2 Episode 91 – Kiss Your Homies Goodnight

It’s all about the clout, Fellow D-Bags! This week, our protagonists continue the Dwarven king’s petition game and attempt some actual diplomacy for once. Then, they try to arrange a marriage and they learn what an apology pony is. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601505.us.archive.org/17/items/s2e90edit717191.10am/S2E90%20EDIT%20-%207%3A17%3A19%2C%201.10%20AM.mp3

The Griddler is real, Fellow D-Bags! This week’s episode is being posted a week late because I forgot I was supposed to post last week. In it, our protagonists finally learn the rules of the king’s bizarre petition game. Can the players successfully navigate Dwarven politics without killing anything or casting any spells? Listen up… Continue reading S2 Episode 89 – The Burger End of the Spectrum

Editing is hard, fellow D-Bags! This one took a long time, because we’ve got an extra long episode for you. In this episode, we’re joined by a secret guest as the players deal with the fallout from betraying Barrio’s trust last time. After a tense showdown, our protagonists are tasked with creating the best get-rich-quick… Continue reading S2 Episode 88 – It Is I, the Richest Man in the World

It do be like that sometimes, fellow D-Bags! In this episode, our protagonists finally escape the dungeon beneath Del’Tassi. Then, they face mortal danger at the hands of those most likely to betray them. The group proceeds to drink some poison and tries to intercept a message in the city of Fuluz’Mora. This was an… Continue reading S2 Episode 87 – That Is What It Do

Sweet dreams, Fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our heroes attempt to escape from a sleep-inducing statue as they slowly to figure out how simple machines work. Then, we learn what L.A.Z.H.O.R.’s happy place looks like. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601506.us.archive.org/19/items/S2E86EDIT515197.51PM/S2E86%20EDIT%20-%205%3A15%3A19%2C%207.51%20PM.mp3

We’re a day late and a dollar short, fellow D-Bags! After skipping two weeks and one day, we’re back on schedule. If I’m being honest, this episode is just being posted a day late because I was watching Avengers and Game of Thrones all weekend. This is what happens when your editor is a d-bag.… Continue reading S2 Episode 85 – An Adult-Sized Minion

Hälsningar, kolleger D-väskor! In this episode, our players reveal their bizarre fixation with a Swedish tiny backpack brand. Oh, they also play a game of Telephone and fight some shadow mutants, but that part’s not important. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601507.us.archive.org/15/items/S2E84EDIT421912.18AM/S2E84%20EDIT%20-%204%3A2%3A19%2C%2012.18%20AM.mp3

Seeing is believing, Fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists solve some puzzles and then deal with a very puzzling enemy. Listen up and find out if our players are capable of solving literally anything without violence. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601407.us.archive.org/33/items/S2E83EDIT317197.25PM/S2E83%20EDIT%20-%203%3A17%3A19%2C%207.25%20PM.mp3

We hope you’re having a bodacious Mardi Gras, fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists have a righteous rap sesh with Brother Chadwick and learn some gnarly secrets about the temple of Del’tassi. You won’t want to miss this truly slammin’ episode! Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601506.us.archive.org/5/items/S2E82EDIT35197.36PM/S2E82%20EDIT%20-%203%3A5%3A19%2C%207.36%20PM.mp3

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid, Fellow D-Bags! In this episode, our protagonists discover that they have accidentally befriended members of the very cult which they have been fighting against. The Assblasters struggle to find answers and to determine if these new strangers are friend or foe. Will they be able to sway Barrio’s crew to leave… Continue reading S2 Episode 81 – Scourgey Hut Jr.

It’s like candy for your ears, fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our weird gang of orphans heads to Del’Tassi when they encounter a mysterious group of strangers. Will MC Thicc Boi finally destroy them? Listen up and find out! Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia801508.us.archive.org/9/items/S2E80EDIT25196.08PM/S2E80%20EDIT%20-%202%3A5%3A19%2C%206.08%20PM.mp3

Save the frogs, fellow D-Bags! This week’s episode was a tough one for us. It is going to be Avi’s last episode for the foreseeable future. Unfortunately, he decided that the game didn’t fit into his schedule and we respected his decision to leave, so we decided to do a big sendoff for Forg. Listen… Continue reading S2 Episode 79 – Drink Some Beer and Lead a Rebellion

Tonight’s the night, fellow D-Bags! This week, our heroes find themselves in a dire hostage situation. Then, they say farewell to guest character, Phart. Special thanks to Kaylin for joining us these past few episodes! Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601501.us.archive.org/9/items/S2E78EDIT18196.51PM/S2E78%20EDIT%20-%201%3A8%3A19%2C%206.51%20PM.mp3

Merry Christmas, Fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists discover the purpose of the artifact pieces that they’ve been collecting as they face off against a fearsome automaton known as the Mage Slayer. Then, we discover just how many Creed songs our players know and we test Joe’s ability to quote a beloved animated… Continue reading S2 Episode 77 – It’s All Ogre Now

Happy International Mountain Day, Fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists find themselves on a giant set of scales, battling animated suits of armor as they try to balance the platforms so that they can pass. It turns out that math isn’t our specialty. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601501.us.archive.org/12/items/S2E76EDIT1211187.16PM/S2E76%20EDIT%20-%2012%3A11%3A18%2C%207.16%20PM.mp3

Happy Giving Tuesday, Fellow D-Bags! We hope you all donated to your favorite charities! This week, our protagonists encounter a Benjamin Franklin lookalike. Then, they get vaporized. It… makes more sense if you hear the episode… Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601509.us.archive.org/11/items/S2E75EDIT11271811.03PM/S2E75%20EDIT%20-%2011%3A27%3A18%2C%2011.03%20PM.mp3

Thanks to all who have served their country on this belated Veteran’s Day, Fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists attempt to go to the Crypts before meeting a few strange visitors in the night. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601505.us.archive.org/2/items/S2E74EDIT11131810.13PM/S2E74%20EDIT%20-%2011%3A13%3A18%2C%2010.13%20PM.mp3

Feliz Día de los Muertos, Fellow D-Bags! This week, our protagonists perform menial tasks on a dilapidated farm and then engage in some platonic male bonding…. It’s more fun than it sounds, I swear! Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601507.us.archive.org/29/items/S2E73EDIT112188.25PM/S2E73%20EDIT%20-%2011%3A2%3A18%2C%208.25%20PM.mp3  

The future is female, fellow D-Bags! This week, we have our first official D-Baggette (or should that be “D-Baguette”?), Kaylin. She joins us halfway through as a mysterious new guest character! We’re also joined by our friend Christina as a live audience member. Listen up as our protagonists attempt to meet Khelukkhaz’s magical ruler, Queen… Continue reading S2 Episode 72 – Dude Ranch

You have the right to remain silent, fellow D-Bags! This week, our protagonists are locked in Leomund’s Tiny Hut while Vezherax casts Zone of Truth to interrogate Aati. With the spell taking up the whole hut, nobody is capable of lying. What could possibly go wrong? Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601505.us.archive.org/16/items/S2E71EDIT102186.53PM/S2E71%20EDIT%20-%2010%3A2%3A18%2C%206.53%20PM.mp3

G’mar Chatima Tovah, Fellow D-Bags! In this episode, we’re joined by Frankie, who is playing a mysterious new character that aids our protagonists in the battle against the skeletal Minotaur. This is the conclusion to the labyrinth of Waleah (and also the last combat-centric episode we will be doing for a while). For those of… Continue reading S2 Episode 70 – Leomund’s Tiny Hat

It’s lady’s night, Fellow D-Bags!  In honor of our 69th episode, we recorded this one in front of a live studio audience that is all female (and only contains one member). Our friend, Christina, is the special guest this week as our protagonists battle the strange Eldritch wall with an eye that is definitely legally… Continue reading S2 Episode 69 – Lady’s Night

Eid Mubarak, fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists explore the mysterious labyrinth beneath the destroyed city of Waleah and they learn the importance of crafting a professional résumé. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254 https://ia601506.us.archive.org/20/items/S2E68EDIT821186.24PM/S2E68%20EDIT%20-%208%3A21%3A18%2C%206.24%20PM.mp3

Happy National Sea Serpent Day, Fellow D-Bags! In this episode, our protagonists finally get some much-needed answers about their quest from a very special person. However, just as some questions are finally answered, more questions are being raised. Danger lurks behind every corner and, apparently, it’s wrong to refer to a burrow as a “cubby.”… Continue reading S2 Episode 67 – #CancelDnDBags

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Stay a while and listen, fellow D-Bags! This week, our protagonists go on a journey to the city of Waleah. On the way, they learn about each other’s cultures and come upon a kindly old woman in a cabin in the woods. This can only end well, right? Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254?mt=2… Continue reading S2 Episode 65 – Evil Forest Hag

The future is now, fellow D-Bags! With the battle against the barbed devil concluded, Lil Justice finds himself facing an unseen danger. Then our players get to know their new companion, Vezharax. The elderly dragonborn cleric kindly recaps season 1 for our protagonists, but he might have missed one or two details. We had a… Continue reading S2 Episode 64 – Nice to Meet You, Mr. Edgelord

Happy early Fourth of July, fellow D-Bags! I hope you like combat episodes, because this one is all about the fight against the barbed devil and his zombie horde. Will our protagonists be able to retrieve the focus stone and save the dragonborn cleric? Listen up and you will very likely have the answer to… Continue reading S2 Episode 63 – Chili Still Hurts When It’s Cooked

Don’t look down, fellow D-Bags! In this episode, our heroes have finally left Elmoor and continue their search for Aati & Illum. Of course, they can’t go long without getting in some kind of trouble. The danger rises to new heights as they find themselves in a treetop battle. Listen up as they encounter more… Continue reading S2 Episode 62 – We’re Not Ass Guys. We’re Ass MEN!

Happy Juneteenth, fellow D-bags! In this episode, the group gets a little… distracted. Things get confrontational and they somehow get involved in a heist. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254?mt=2 https://ia601501.us.archive.org/16/items/S2E61EDIT619187.50PM/S2%20E61%20EDIT%20-%206%3A19%3A18%2C%207.50%20PM.mp3

We’ve updated our privacy policy, fellow D-Bags! Is that joke played out already? Well, I hope you like played out jokes, because this episode is full of them! Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254?mt=2 https://ia601501.us.archive.org/10/items/S2E60EDIT612188.04PM/S2E60%20EDIT%20-%206%3A12%3A18%2C%208.04%20PM.mp3

Happy Pride Month, fellow D-Bags! This week, our protagonists repeatedly put their feet in their mouths and make some very strange bedfellows. Then, they are finally pointed in the right direction…. but at what cost? Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254?mt=2 https://ia801506.us.archive.org/25/items/S2E59EDIT641810.47PM/S2E59%20EDIT%20-%206%3A4%3A18%2C%2010.47%20PM.mp3

What’s the news, fellow D-Bags? This week, the investigation continues and our protagonists split the party to hunt for clues. That’s always a good idea, right? Next week, we’ll be taking the week off as some of us will be on vacation for Memorial Day. When we come back, the sound quality should be improved,… Continue reading S2 Episode 58 – *Bass Riff from Seinfeld*

Ramadan Mubarak, fellow D-Bags! In this week’s episode, our protagonists investigate the mystery of the exploded arena and search for the PC’s from season 1, Aati & Illum. Listen up and uncover the secret of their disappearance. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254?mt=2 https://ia601500.us.archive.org/25/items/S2E57EDIT5151812.53AM/S2E57%20EDIT%20-%205%3A15%3A18%2C%2012.53%20AM.mp3

It’s not contagious, fellow D-Bags! After an extended absence due to illnesses and a few of our members taking some time off, we are back with a brand new episode and the conclusion of the coup. Following an ending that is legitimately unexpected, things take a dark turn before we see a few familiar faces.… Continue reading S2 Episode 56 – The Cromsby Show

Go back to sleep, fellow D-Bags! It’s past your bedtime! This week, our protagonists begin their assault on the bird king and chaos ensues as I become legitimately uncertain if they’re all going to make it out of this one alive. Here’s a link to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d-d-bags/id1030202254?mt=2 https://ia601505.us.archive.org/3/items/S2E55EDIT4111812.59AM/S2E55%20EDIT%20-%204%3A11%3A18%2C%2012.59%20AM.mp3  

Nothing to see here, fellow D-Bags…. but there’s plenty to listen to! This week, our protagonists explore their newly acquired airship and meet its bizarre captain. Then, they decide whether or not they’re going to aid the mysterious revolutionary group known as “the Vultures.” What could possibly go wrong? Here’s a link to us on… Continue reading S2 Episode 54 – New Raven, Who Dis?

We’re home, fellow D-Bags! After over a year of questing, our protagonists finally return to the location from episode one in order to receive their boons. But what will they request? Can they even trust their quest giver to reward them after he allegedly tried to have them killed? Things get a little bit “complicated”… Continue reading S2 Episode 53 – Hello There, Loser!

Do you see it, fellow D-Bags? In this episode, our protagonists attempt to escape the city as their situation suddenly gets extremely dire and they find themselves in need of rescuing. All of their past actions come back to haunt them and we finally see the consequences of their choices thus far. If you’re looking… Continue reading S2 Episode 52 – Loss

Better late than never, fellow D-Bags! Our hiatus is officially over! Sorry for the delay, but we’ve got an extra long episode to make it up to you. In this episode, we learn the disadvantages of using pennies in place of character miniatures. This is the conclusion to the theatre fight against Bellis and the… Continue reading S2 Episode 51 – Episode 50: Part 2

Wherefore art thou, fellow D-Bags? In this week’s episode, the curtains come down as our protagonists are discovered and a battle begins on stage in front of a live audience.   Also, to celebrate posting 50 episodes of season 2, some of our players are going on vacation in the next few weeks and we… Continue reading S2 Episode 50 – Zero Initiative