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Doug has never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they go through the books to see if the magic is still there. If you're reading along for the first time, Beware: Spoilers Abound.

Death Readers


    • Dec 2, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 163 EPISODES


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    Episode 155: Middle Earthly Possessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 56:16


    The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien Start of Book - Chapter 1 In this episode the Readers embark on an epic journey to the heart of darkness and the harrowing void of self reflection that is J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings trilogy! They also talk about The Rings of Power, repetitious literary themes, and all things concerning Hobbits . Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion    

    Episode 154: I'm Not That Hobbit Anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 83:52


    The Annotated Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien and Douglas A. Anderson Ch. 15 - End of the Book   No Admittance except on Book-Wrap Party Business! The Readers conclude the book with discussions of man-sized Ravens, Gandalf's missing staff, and how'd a lion end up on the cover?   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

    Episode 153: Share-A-Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 65:12


    The Annotated Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien and Douglas A. Anderson Ch. 10 - 14   In this episode Doug discusses his favorite artist from The Annotated The Hobbit, and delves into the idea of a strictly literal language, and Robb lays out a litany of reasons he doesn't like the The Hobbit films.  Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

    Episode 152: The Pre-Note

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2023 77:58


    The Annotated Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien and Douglas A. Anderson Ch. 7 - 9   In this episode the Readers chat about cardinal directions, the passage of time, and how tall a fictional bear-man should be.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

    Episode 151: It's All Gilbert and Sullivan Today!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2023 88:28


    The Annotated Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien and Douglas A. Anderson Ch. 3 - 6  In this episode of Death Readers Robb and Doug share their ‘walking' progress to mount doom! Doug has had enough with the songs despite the significance of music in Tolkien's creation myth, and Robb gushes about Golumn. Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

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    Episode 150: The Annotated Death Readers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2023 113:31


    The Annotated Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien and Douglas A. Anderson Beginning - Ch 2   Welcome to the 150th episode of Death Readers! Join us as we discuss the Annotated Hobbit and experience the first ever Annotated episode by a podcast called Death Readers.     Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada Pan Flute Loops by CarlosCarty

    Episode 149: Tolkien Geometry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 72:13


    The Children of Húrin by J.R.R. Tolkien Chapters 16 - End of Book In this episode the Readers give their final thoughts on the book,  both petty and insightful. Doug pitches a fan theory about Stephen Colbert's relationship with Tolkien, and Robb compares The Children of Húrin to Geometry.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

    Episode 148: …….whüt?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 75:53


    The Children of Húrin by J.R.R. Tolkien Chapters 9 - 15 In this episode the reader analyze the results of impulsive and rash behavior through the power of fiction AND struggle with Tolkenzien pronunciations.    Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

    Episode 147: Some sort of Antecedent

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2023 78:22


    The Children of Húrin by J.R.R. Tolkien Chapters 5 - 8 In this episode the Doug pitches the Children of Húrin movie and an ending we'll never see. Robb gets excited to try a new Text-To-Speech app.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

    Episode 146: You Live in a Boggy, Shitty Place Too

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 66:42


    The Children of Húrin by J.R.R. Tolkien Beginning of Book - Chapter 4 We begin our March to Mordor! In this episode Robb learns how to identify footnotes, Doug seduces Robb to the paperback-side, and we all learn how to pronounce fantasy nouns.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Perdona by Stereohada

    Episode 145: The Courtship of Clarice Starling

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2023 81:28


    Thomas Harris'   Hannibal Chapters 86 - End of Book It's the Hannibal Book-Wrap Party! Doug struggles to accept Clarice as Hannibal's love interest and Robb has opinions about time travel and popular scientists.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 144: Thank you Milk Master

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 67:02


    Thomas Harris'   Hannibal Chapters 69 - 85 In this episode The Readers discuss the notion of finite foreshadowing, pig milking, and Clarice Starling's slow decent into madness.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 143: Denouement Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 97:39


    Thomas Harris'   Hannibal Chapters 50/51 - 68 Robb and Doug tear down the pay-it-forward model of generosity. Doug discusses the progressive missteps in 90's professional wrestling and Robb tried to keep us on topic by changing his birthday like a character in the book. [to be fair the birthday was changed long before these chapters were read -R] Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 142: Oubliette of Despair

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 89:01


    Thomas Harris'   Hannibal Chapters 37 - 50/51 In this episode the readers make everyone uncomfortable by discussing a misunderstanding of the text. CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains conversations about child sexual abuse and a gross underestimating of Mason Verger's capacity for evil.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

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    Episode 141: Dasvidaniya G'nort

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 92:55


    Thomas Harris'   Hannibal Chapters 20 - 36 Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for the late Pazzi   In this episode the Readers HANG on every GUTSY word Harris used to describe the rise and FALL of inspector Pazzi.   #doyouseewhatididthere   What's that? Could it be? The long awaited return of a long lost “fan favorite” segment?     Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 140: “Do you Know What That Is?” “Don't Make Me Acknowledge That.”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 80:12


    Thomas Harris'   Hannibal Chapters 10 - 19   Robb struggles to explain his self-harm urges to Doug. The hosts briefly touch on Hannibal before eagerly discussing traveling to Italy. Be sure to stick around for “The Post-Show-Pre-Show Bullshitting Musical”   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 139: Look at Me, I'm not That Hard to Find!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 88:46


    Thomas Harris'   Hannibal Chapters 1 - 9 In this episode of Death Readers; Robb and Doug discuss Steven Spielberg's ‘Hook', English Folk-Tales, and occasionally - Hannibal. Is Hannibal toying with Starling for fun, or does he want to be captured? Is Mason Verger gross, or just disgusting? Can the Readers stay on topic? Find out on this episode of Death Readers!     Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 138: Take That Chuck Lorre

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 58:07


    Thomas Harris' The Silence of the Lambs chapters 46 - END   It's the Silence of the Lambs book wrap party! Robb asks tough question about Harris' exclusion of Gumb's first person accounts of formative trauma and whether or not Hannibal needed a previous relationship with Buffalo Bill to find him? Doug's impatience with short chapters finally ends… or does it?   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 137: Petering In

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2023 61:00


    Thomas Harris' The Silence of the Lambs chapters 36 - 45   In this episode Doug struggles with the shortness of chapters and pitches “Old Man Clarice”. Robb struggles with Doug. Should Doug eat his dog? Does Robb know who owns CBS?   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 136: Is This the Chapter About Breastfeeding?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 43:01


    The Silence of the Lambs chapters 24 - 35   In this episode of Death Readers: the Death Readers returns! After a prolonged absence (perhaps not as long as you expect) the Readers are back, but can they ever be the same? Robb insists he's recording and Doug appreciates Thomas Harris' capacity for empathy, his empthpacity, his capempathy…   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 135: Get Off My Back Scorpion!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 68:52


    The Silence of the Lambs chapters 12 - 23   The Readers delve into hot topics like presumptive offense, hypothetical idioms, and fables.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 134: Nunalingus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 93:11


    The Silence of the Lambs chapters 1 - 11 Robb and Doug dig into the strange meat of The Silence of the Lambs. We're introduced to Clarice Starling but all Robb interested in discovering exactly why Doug objects to eating people.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka  

    Episode 133: Bone, Teeth, and a Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 88:11


    Red Dragon chapters 42 - to the End It's the Red Dragon Book-Wrap Party! In this episode Doug revels in the book's last page thesis statement and Robb appreciated Will's brand of “Fu¢% You!”     Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 132: Yes, it was… a joke.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 66:15


    Red Dragon chapters 35 - 41 In this episode of Death Readers Doug is critical of the book's narrative turn and Robb fantasizes about getting out of jury duty. Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka  

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    Episode 131: I Don't Know How To Poker

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 65:54


    Red Dragon chapters 27 - 34 The Readers delve into a little more of Dolarhyde's past. We (finally) meet Reba. All the chess pieces are now in place. And what DO you call Housekeeping that happens at the end?   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka J.S. Bach Toccata & Fugue in D Minor by Kevin MacLeod

    Episode 130: A Sliding Scale on Severity

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 89:18


    Red Dragon chapters 17 - 26 Content Warning: Discussions of Child Abuse The Readers find themselves stunned by a trip into Francis Dolarhyde's harrowing past and surprised at the level of empathy Thomas Harris achieved. Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka    

    Episode 129: New Podcast, Who Dis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 47:26


    Red Dragon chapters 12-16 In this episode Robb and Doug discuss crime and criminals. Robb praises Thomas Harris' writing while Doug confesses he's begun watching Hannibal again.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 128: Respect the Author

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 40:51


    Red Dragon chapters 6 - 11 In this episode the Readers Doug makes an unclear point about police work early on and… it doesn't translate. Robb lectures about time and shares his insights into the present tense.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Aria From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

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    Episode 127: The Mushroom Farm of Our Friendship

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 87:35


    The Readers plumb the depths of their friendship while examining Thomas Harris' Red Dragon. How is it different than their beloved Hannibal TV show? Doug believes the book is littered with narrative booby-traps and Robb shares his love for the writing style. They both talk at length about their mothers.   Death Readers Theme by Matt Faubion Variatio 1a 1 Clav. From the Open Goldberg Variations by Kimiko Ishizaka

    Episode 126: Sinking into a Moras of Maleness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 86:15


    Goosebumps #17: Why I'm Afraid of Bees The Readers get buzzy finishing their Goosebumps trifecta. But what exactly is this book about? A boy becoming a bee? A young person experiencing a strange new bodily transformation? Perhaps a sexual awakening? Take a listen as we honey-comb through this book so you don't have to. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 124: Goosebumps, some of them stick with you

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 83:46


    Goosebumps #13: Piano Lessons Can be Murder In this episode of Death Readers we cast our gaze on the blood-soaked pages of Scholastic's horror imprint, Goosebumps. Robb shares his vendetta against the author and Doug starts talking about a different book entirely, before they finally get around to discussing Piano Lessons Can be Murder. Is it getting chilly in here or is it just the prospect of reading R.L. Stine? Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 125: We Weren't Scared

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 53:11


    Goosebumps book 15: You Can't Scare Me! The Readers dip their toes back into the muddy schlock of Goosebumps in the hopes of being scared but discover the real horrors were the pages they read along the way.   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 123: Step-Barbarian What Are You Doing?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 56:21


    The Halflings Gem: The Legend of Drizzt Book 6 Chapter 19 - End of Book   It's the Drizzt Do'Urden series wrap party! The Readers finish the final book in the series and reflect on the series' best moments. Not its worst, that's what the other 23 episodes were for. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 122: Butt Level

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 59:52


    The Halflings Gem: The Legend of Drizzt Book 6 Chapter 13 - 18   Cattie Brie flirts with Drizzt after watching her step-brother-lover almost die. The Readers discuss lycanthropy and how the evolving rules for summoning Guenhwyvar seem set in aether. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 121:Tasmanian Devil Face Cancer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 73:38


    The Halflings Gem: The Legend of Drizzt Book 6 Chapter 6 - Chapter 12 Ch 6 - 12 Death Readers Are Back! In their triumphant return the Readers wonder what the hell IS a Wererat, Delve into the intricacies of Tasmanian Devil Face Cancer, and Robb tunes out a whole chapter.  Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 120: A True Chaotician

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 55:52


    The Halflings Gem: The Legend of Drizzt Book 6 Prelude - Chapter 5  Has hell frozen over? Do the Readers have something nice to say about a Drizzt book? You've got to listen to know so download this episode now! Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 119: Raisins in Your Potato Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 64:46


    The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Chapters 19 - End It's the Streams of Silver book wrap party! In this episode the Readers prove you must touch a stove five times to confirm its hot. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 118: One Night With the Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 62:35


    The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Chapters 13 - 18 In this episode the Readers discuss who's hitting on Drizzt, getting ‘it' out of your system, and Entreri's smile… that damn smile. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 117: Three Hotdogs Ago

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 51:13


    The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Chapter 7 - 12 The Readers discuss Salvatore's take on nostalgia, women in fantasy fiction, and the return of the new word alert. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 116: Guenhwyvar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 92:24


    The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Start of Book - Chapter 6 In this episode the Readers discuss Drizzt unnatural love for his panther, Doug's reticence to call Salvatore's writings ‘bad', and Robb pronounces the cat's name correctly.   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 115: Gnomy HammerClaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 71:39


    The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Chapter 26 - End of Book It's the Crystal Shard book wrap party! How will the Readers feel about the series now that they've finished the book that started it all? Discussions range from analyzing who's the real protagonist of the book to Salvatore's stance on poor people's self worth vs self worth of the rich. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 114: Demon at the DMV

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 84:59


    The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Chapter 19 - Chapter 25 In a book with too many towers and ten-too-many towns, The Crystal Shard doesn't have enough adventure! The Readers discuss Salvatore's brief insights and inconsistencies between this book and the previous three. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 113: +1 to Grooming

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 80:34


    The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Part 2 - Chapter 18 The Readers explore the pros and cons of the Sex-Slave trope and question weather they would've liked Drizzt more had they read this book first.   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 112: One and Won

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 98:58


    The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Start of Book - (first) Epilogue   The Readers go back to the beginning and meet Drizzt again for the first time. Will the investment in the prequel books pay off or will Salvatore effectively sum them up in 3 pages?   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 111: Unreliable Author

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 88:06


    Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 20 - End of Book It's the book wrap party! Robb's had enough of Salvatore's Scott's-Ish Shite. Doug spends a lot of time telling Robb how to feel, Salvatore's edgelordship is revealed, and Robb thinks cutting a dogs leg off and eating it is “cruel”. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 110: More Viscous than a Duck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 67:38


    Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 14 - Part 5 The Readers discuss the Mooshie tragedy; and the  blind-warrior trope, liquid thickness, and difficulty reading battle scenes. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 109: College-Freshman-Drizzt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 41:20


    Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 08 - 13 Drizzt adapts to life on the surface and denounces the concept of Gods. Doug and Robb spar over how to pronounce ‘Sojourn'. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 108: Faerie Mason

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 96:44


    Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 01 - 07 In this episode of Death Readers Robb out-wonders a toddler. What's a Ranger? What's a paladin? What's a Panther? Leave it to Doug, with the assistance of Google, to have the answers!   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 107: I Want That Thudbutt Cheddar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 68:10


    Exile: The Legend of Drizzt Book 2 Chapter 19 - End of Book It's the book wrap party! Robb and Doug discuss the similarities between Exile's climax and Return of the Jedi and The Fellowship of the Ring. Who's comparison is more accurate?  You decide!   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

    Episode 106: Moosh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 48:51


    Exile: The Legend of Drizzt Book 2 Chapter 12 - 18   Robb affects terrible accents and Doug discusses the problem with roleplaying women. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

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    Episode 105: Svartlebleebs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 70:40


    Exile: The Legend of Drizzt Book 2 Chapter 6 - 11(Part 3) Back from a Memorial Day break Robb expresses his irritation with Salvatore's arch dialogue and Doug suspects these prequel books won't live up to the hype. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

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