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Are we screwed? Steph and Meg here trying to decipher the fresh hell we're all living in when it comes to sex, dating, and relationships. We'll be taking it a week at a time, getting down and dirty (sometimes with friends), trying to make figuring this out a little more fun. You can hop on our ship, but it's sinking too.

Dirty Blondes


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    078 | Steph & Koala Sitting in a Tree..

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 25:43


    Steph is finally back after a long hiatus in Koala-land. Tune in for a life update about her relationship with Koala, what caused the hiatus, and about their new business venture.She also talks their reptile babies, how they've dealt with arguments, and how they've become swolemates.

    077 | Cougar Catch Up

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 48:46


    Steph is joined by her Boozie Bestie, Desiree, this week. The cougars catch each other up on their lives and Desiree takes the wheel and asks Steph questions about her dating life with Koala. They discuss Steph and Koala's cooking habits, working out together, and if there are wedding bells in the future. Steph also breaks the news to Desiree that she is Koala's sugar mama and they also discuss Steph's toxic spying and sleuthing behaviors. The cougar's wrap up the episode with their thoughts on the overturn of Roe v. Wade.Check out Desiree's podcast & blog below:Break Bottles, Not Hearts  - Podcast | Blog

    076 | Doing It For The Plot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 19:34


    Steph is solo this week to give an update on her ongoing situationship with Koala. Lots has happened since the last update - Koala has moved in for the rest of the summer, met Steph's family, and the two might even take a vacation together. Steph also discusses what she thinks the future holds and trying to live in the moment regardless of what happens.

    075 | Sex Workers ft. John & Emily

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 56:43


    Steph is back from a little hiatus and she is joined by John and a new guest, Emily. Emily is an Human Resource professional who shares the top horror stories she's encountered on the job. Tune in to hear about a golden shower bandit, masturbating at work, losing your vibrator at work, and a family affair gone wrong in the work place. Emily also gives interview tips, advice on career paths and working in HR, and answers some juicy Dirty Truth questions.

    074 | Stealth Sex & Cumming Quick

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later May 19, 2022 13:30


    This week Steph answers listener questions for another round of Dear Dirty Blonde. She gives advice on feeling guilty about cumin too quickly and ways to last longer, what to do when you're 22 and never had a girlfriend, ways to have stealth sex when on a group vacation, and having a romantic interest in a friend who is getting divorced.Have a question? Need advice? Submit anonymously here.

    073 | Abort Mission

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later May 12, 2022 19:47


    This week Steph dives into the recent Roe v. Wade news. She shares her opinions about everything that's going on and what she thinks the government's real reasons are for wanting the change. Steph also shares that she is moving forward with a tubal ligation, her miscarriage experience, and why hookup culture is dead as we know it.

    072 | No Labels, Just Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 20:40


    Steph is solo this week with an update on her current fling, Koala. She also discusses some past guys who have reached out to her recently to test the waters and see if they can start things up again.During the Dear Dirty Blonde segment, she gives her opinion on whether to stay in a boring relationship or not, being in a relationship and having platonic friends of the same sex as your partner, and what to do if your partner breaks up with you and you still want a relationship.

    071 | Sex Party ft. Dustin Rybka

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 60:09


    This week, Steph is joined by Dustin Rybka, host of Sex Party podcast.  The duo discusses Dustin's life as a club promoter and how he got into podcasting, his dating life, swiping burnout, and pet peeves about dating apps. Dustin gives his opinion on body count and sleeping with someone on the first date, and if it really matters. Steph and Dustin also discuss how a lot of men are threatened by women and how growing up with sisters and strong women have impacted Dustin's way of thinking when it comes to respecting and dating women.Find Dustin here:Apple | Spotify | YouTube | Instagram

    070 | Child Free Life ft. Desiree Simone

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 56:49


    Steph is joined again by her Boozie Bestie, Desire Simone, from the Break Bottles, Not Hearts podcast. This week, Steph and Desiree talk about their decision to be child-free and what the deciding factors were that made them choose this path.Steph shares that she's interested in getting sterilized and Desiree shares her personal experience. The ladies also discuss selling your eggs, being shamed by men regarding their decision to not have kids, and being the friends you can talk shit about your kids to.

    069 | Trusting Your Gut & Dodging Bullets ft. Megan Gallagher

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 74:24


    Steph is joined by Megan Gallagher - 26 year old 2x TEDx speaker, 4x best selling author, camera host, blogger & mental health advocate. Tune in to hear honest conversations about: trusting your gut VS. fear-based thinkingdating one person at a time VS. multiple peoplestaying true to what you want VS. what society says Megan also explains the "Rapunzel effect" and the ladies talk about reframing your thought process, taking your ego out of it, and being glad things didn't work out with certain guys they dated.Steph also shares how a guy she dated robbed her and Megan discusses how psychics validated her intuition regarding a recent breakup. The ladies also discuss their love for therapy and share bits of wisdom from their therapists that resonated with them.Follow Megan here:https://www.meganwgallagher.comInstagram | Facebook | YouTube

    068 | I Think You're Dating a Hobosexual...

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 16:04


    Steph is solo again this week to discuss her crazy week. Tune in to hear about her recent trip to Dallas, an update on the guy she's seeing and why Desiree  (from Episode 64) thought he was a Hobosexual. Steph also discusses advice she gave an acquaintance recently about rushing into labels too quickly and a tip on how to communicate with your partner if you're feeling anxious.Check out Bijoux Indiscrets for 20% off with code DIRTY20

    067 | Dear the Girls & the Gays

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 63:18


    This week Steph is joined by her friends Angela, John, Josue, and Kenya to answer listener questions. The groups discusses open relationships, what to do if you don't like your friend's boyfriend,  how to handle finances with your spouse and so much more! If you would like your question featured on an episode, submit anonymously here. 

    066 | Am I a F*ckgirl?

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 19, 2022 15:34


    Steph was shacked up with someone's 21 year old son for 3 days, so that's why this episode was released 3 days late - whoops! Tune in to hear about how she lost contact with most of the outside world, helped her new boy toy with his economics homework, and her epiphany about possibly being a fuck girl.

    065 | Please STFU

    Play Episode Play 51 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 20:33


    This week, Steph shares some  clips from a new-ish dating podcast that's gone viral on TikTok called Good Bro, Bad Bro. She shares her opinions about some of the BS they're sharing with their listeners and debunks their views based on her personal experiences. Tune in to hear Steph's take on bad advice and lack of care from fellow content creators.**Dirty Blondes Podcast does not own the rights to the audio from Good Bro, Bad Bro Podcast. All audio was provided by public media available on TikTok. See links below for reference and full clips.**https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdUrwUqV/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdUhrMMo/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdUrwkJU/https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdUydgrd/https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdUhNCgH/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdUh8tXR/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdUhNAGy/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdUBk176/https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdUBujSW/

    064 | Two Cougars Walk into a Bar...

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 76:43


    New guest alert! Steph is joined by her new boozy bestie, Desiree Simone. Desiree is a fellow cougar and the hosts her own podcast: Break Bottles, Not Hearts. This week, Steph and Desiree discuss the cougar lifestyle. They cover everything from how they became a cougar, their expectations and preferences, and how they resisted the cougar lifestyle in the beginning. They also discuss thirst traps, rules on age & drink choice, sugar mama life, and so much more!Check out Desiree's podcast & blog below:Break Bottles, Not Hearts  - Podcast | Blog

    063 | Crazy, Stupid, Love

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 30:29


    This week, Steph gives an update on her dating life,  why she is currently experiencing swiping burnout, and why she was butthurt after her recent encounter with a Bumble interest. She talks about two old flings that try to start back up again now that they're both recently  single and why she won't be a Plan B for either of them. Steph also shares her opinion on why it's OK to be single and how Hollywood has romanticized toxic relationships. 

    062 | Touch Me, Tease Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 16:32


    The Fetish series is back! This week Steph discusses  the world of sensation play. She discusses ways to heighten and deprive all your senses, shares her personal experiences (one being with a Playgirl cover model), and what she wants to try. She also gives a quick recap on concept, safety, and aftercare.Previous Fetish Series Episodes:029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)039 | Tie Me Up - (Bondage)040 | Spank Me - (Discipline)044 | Pain is Pleasure - (Sadomasochism)048 | Daddy Knows Best - (DDLG)

    061 | nvm he text me..

    Play Episode Play 39 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 16:17


    Have you ever called your friend freaking out because someone hasn't text you back in hours? We've all been there! This week Steph discusses the common anxieties that go along with texting new matches from dating apps. She discusses her personal texting habits, why her ex was the reason for her anxiety, and her tips on what to do if you're feeling anxious yourself. 

    060 | Butt Really??

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 53:35


    John is back this week to discuss and debunk a Cosmo article called A Complete Beginner's Guide to Anal Sex. Steph and John talk through the article and discuss what they agree and disagree with, answer listener questions, and give some new tips, and opinions on topics they haven't discussed before.Check out the previous episodes in the Butt Stuff series:Ep 17 | Butt Stuff 101Ep 27 | Double Penetration (Recap)Ep 28 | Butt Stuff 201

    059 | Mercury Made Me Do It

    Play Episode Play 41 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 12:49


    Have you heard from an ex out of the blue recently? Well Mercury's in Gatorade again - so that's probably the reason why. This week, Steph discusses what happen during Mercury Retrograde and all the out-of -the-blue messages she's seen so far from guys in her past. Tune in to see how she rates the best and worst messages she's received why she doesn't typically respond unless she needs a laugh.

    Bonus: A Better Love w/ Dr. Greg

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2022 10:50


    Steph was recently a guest on A Better Love podcast with Dr. Greg. Tune in to hear them discuss sexual fantasy, arousal, and desire. https://www.abetterloveproject.orgA Better Love Podcast owns the rights to this audio

    058 | What A Sh*tastrophe!

    Play Episode Play 26 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 30:51


    John is back this week to hear all about Steph's latest butt stuff adventures! Steph gets into the Good, the Bad, and the Messy of 3 different stories she shares with John. Tune in to hear how Steph almost got pink eye (twice), the best position for eating ass to protect your lash extensions, and how she got injured by her Invisalign. Get caught up on the Butt Stuff series:Episode 017 | Butt Stuff 101Episode 027 | Double PenetrationEpisode 028 | Butt Stuff 201

    057 | Sugar Mama Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 12:35


    Have you ever had anyone ask you to be a sugar mama? Well, Steph sure has! This week she discusses the rising amount of guys asking her to be their sugar mama along with the different types of sugar babies she's encountered. She also gives some quick tips and shares some personal stories on her experiences.

    056 | Let's Get Intimate ft. Alana McKenzie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 63:46


    This week Steph is joined by dating and intimacy coach, Alana McKenzie! They discuss hookup culture and how physical intimacy has been prioritized over emotional intimacy, and why you should get rid of rules and the agenda when dating. Alana also discusses ways to be more emotionally intimate with partners and potential parters and she answers listener questions regarding communication during sex, how to critique your partner after sex, and how to find a quality FWB.

    055 | Ghosting, Gifting, & Golden Showers

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 17:53


    This week Steph answers more Dear Dirty Blonde questions that were submitted by listeners. She gives advice on being ghosted, what you should do if your boyfriend asks you to pee on camera, dealing with someone who only talks about themselves, and more! Tune in to hear her advice!

    054 | Not Just a Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 15:22


    This week Steph discusses different interactions with guys she's matched with on dating apps. She shares experiences about guys asking her for threesomes without even meeting face to face, telling her that sex will heal her sinus infection, and the general overtone of guys expecting sex because they view her as an object. Tune in to hear her opinion on these dating disasters!

    053 | That's Offensive ft. Deelz

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 55:22


    This week Steph is joined by a very special guest and fellow podcaster, Adelia aka Deelz! Deelz is in the top 2% of Only Fans and has her own podcast called That's OFfensive. Steph and Deelz have some honest conversations about overcoming eating disorders, bisexuality, toxic men, and so much more! Tune in to find out what Deelz hasn't tried in bed yet, the most random place she's masturbated, and how she handles negative feedback from Internet trolls.

    052 | Blood Lust

    Play Episode Play 33 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 21:50


    This week Steph discusses the taboo topic of period sex. She gives a crash course on periods and ovulation, answers listener questions on how to have successful period sex, and shares her own stories and experiences. Tune in for some tips and tricks to help you have great sex regardless of what time of the month it is!

    051 | Love is Temporary, Herpes is Forever

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 13:22


    This week, Steph gives an overview on the Herpes Simplex Virus. She discusses the differences between HSV-1 and HSV-2, how both can be spread, and what the symptoms are.Previous STD Series Episodes:045 | I Have the STD & All I Need is U046 | Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, & Syphilis, OH MY!

    050 | No Nut November

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 13:21


    This week Steph is back with another episode of Dear Dirty Blonde. This week Steph gives advice on sending an anti-ghost text, encourages a listener to shoot her shot, and shares ways to keep a conversation going on dating apps. She also her experience with men who can't cum from a blow job and some tips for a better blow job.

    049 | Same Shit, Different Dick

    Play Episode Play 38 sec Highlight Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 46:04


    This week Steph is joined by a "mystery" guest. They talk about his dating life, the difference between a fuck buddy and a friends with benefits, and how he was overthinking his current FWB. They also talk about how feeling jealous about a fuck buddy can give you a fall sense of love and how anxiety and jealously amplifies your lust for someone.

    048 | Daddy Knows Best

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 20:02


    The Fetish series is back! This week, Steph dives into the world of DDLG (aka Daddy Dom/Little Girl). She explains why DDLG isn't 'one size fits all,' how to start a DDLG relationship, and why people identify as a Little. Steph also discusses the taboo myths surrounding the DDLG community and the difference between Age Play and Regression Play.Previous Fetish Series Episodes:029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)039 | Tie Me Up - (Bondage)040 | Spank Me - (Discipline)044 | Pain is Pleasure - (Sadomasochism)

    047 | Degenerative Behavior

    Play Episode Play 36 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 23:52


    Has Steph met her match? Tune in to find out about the new guy she's seeing who's into open relationships and cuckolding and what he said to possibly give her some heart eyes. She talks about her change of heart regarding open relationships and the recent shift she's seen happening in the dating world. Steph finishes up the episode answering listener's questions regarding sliding in the DMs and trust issues in a long-distance relationship.

    046 | Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, & Syphilis, OH MY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 19:52


    This week Steph continues on with the STD series and discusses the different types of bacterial infections and their symptoms, treatments, and long term complications if not treated. She also shares her stories on how she contracted chlamydia twice and what not to say to someone if you're breaking the news that you have an STD.

    045 | I Have the STD & All I Need is U

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 26:51


    Steph is finally back from her birthday hiatus with a new mini-series about STDs! This week, Steph tackles why STDs are so stigmatized, the STD basics, and how STDs can be tested. She also explains why STDs are on the rise and how much they have increased in the last 6 years. (Hint: One STD has increased by 74%!) Steph also reveals that she recently got chlamydia and shares which celebrities have STDs along with some ridiculous myths we need to stop believing. 

    Dirty Blondes Turns 1!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 6:04


    Stay tuned for lots of fun stuff to come in year 2!

    044 | Pain is Pleasure

    Play Episode Play 32 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 23:19


    Alexa, play "S&M" by Rihanna. This week, Steph goes into more detail about sadomasochism. She covers different kinds of physical pain (everything from wax play to cock and ball torture), emotional pain, and aftercare. She also shares her personal experiences with masochism and why she likes to incorporate certain types of pain into her sex life.Previous Fetish Series Episodes:029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)039 | Tie Me Up - (Bondage)040 | Spank Me - (Discipline)

    043 | WTF, Texas?

    Play Episode Play 55 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 24:23


    Steph is back after a brief medical hiatus to discuss what the fuck is happening in Texas. Tune in to hear her two cents on the abortion law and how it may effect her in Florida and her possible journey on getting her tubes tied.

    042 | Love Bites

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 23:24


    Out with the old, in with the new. This week, Steph gives an update on her dating life. She discusses what happened with the open cuckold, situationship she was involved in and about a new guy she's dating who love to give her hickeys. She also talks about how she uses her anxiety to her advantage, the recent OnlyFans drama (and if she's going to start one), and the new Channing and Zoe romance.

    041 | How to Catch a MILF

    Play Episode Play 32 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 47:09


    Do you want to learn how to catch a MILF? This week, Steph shares some personal tips and tricks to land a MILF or Cougar. While her tips may not work for every MILF or Cougar - she shares her opinions on what's worked on her along with types of photos you should and shouldn't have in your bio, asking for Snapchat vs. their phone number, ways to plan a date, and conversation tips. And remember, fucking an older woman is a privilege, not a right - so just because we can fuck you, doesn't mean we will.

    040 | Spank Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 23:57


    This week, Steph does a deeper diver into the world of discipline.  Tune in to find out the difference between discipline and punishment along with the different kinds of punishment a sub can experience. She covers everything from golden showers and human furniture to orgasm denial. Steph also shares a real Dom's routines and rules with his sub wife to give a more realistic perspective on the subject.

    039 | Tie Me Up

    Play Episode Play 17 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 24:07


    This week Steph gives an introduction to the world of bondage. She covers all different types of bondage including suspension, mummification, Japanese bondage styles, sensory deprivation and everything in between. The episode is wrapped up with some warning regarding safety and a future guest announcement.Previous Fetish Series Episodes:029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)

    038 | Yes, Daddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 27:28


    The fetish series continue this with Steph focusing on Dom/sub (D/s) relationships. She explains the different types of relationships including DDLG & 1950's household, if D/s relationships are healthy, and who really has the power? She also discusses why you need to trust your gut and avoid fake Doms. Previous Fetish Series Episodes:029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)

    037 | Retired Hot Girl

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 24:20


    This week Steph gets candid about her brief hiatus last week, the future of the podcast, possibly starting an OnlyFans,  her Botox journey, and how her broken air conditioner is ruining her sex life.

    036 | If You Were the Trophy, I'd Lose the Race

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 26:18


    This week Steph discusses some of the men in comments sections on IG and TikTok, whether or not woman actually need a man, and questions why the conversation is never around men being "husband material".

    035 | Better Late Than Pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 26:15


    Steph is back with another episode of Dear Dirty Blonde. This week she answers questions about dating while dealing with alcoholism, finding men who don't want kids, and being a guest on a significant other's family vacation.  Tune in to hear her two cents on her listener's dating concerns.

    034 | MILF Tings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 32:38


    This week, Steph gives an update on her dating life as a MILF, an open situationship she's involved in, and making sex tapes. Tune in for all the juicy details on how she's enjoying her Hot Girl Summer.

    033 | Dear Dirty Blonde

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 27:34


    This week, Steph shares listeners questions they submitted regarding their dating lives and she gives her advice and two cents. Tune in to listen to her advice on dating younger, not feeling butterflies, and important conversations regarding kids and money.

    032 | Know Your Role(play)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 32:07


    Steph continues on with another episode in the Fetish series. This week's topic: identities and role-play. Tune in to listen to the different identities within the BDSM world and some tips on how to role-play successfully with your partner.

    031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 26:33


    Are you ready for BDSM 101? This week Steph continues on with the fetish series by explaining the basics of BSDM.  She covers BDSM contracts, the variations of D/s and sadomasochist relationships, and different types of safe words. 

    030 | Don't Call Her Daddy ft. Dante Brunelli

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later May 20, 2021 47:45


    This week, Steph is joined by TikTok star and podcast host, Dante Brunelli! The two discuss one of Dante's viral TikToks regarding the toxic advice of Call Her Daddy, openly communicating in the dating world, dating life in SLC, and knowing your worth.Don't forget to check out Dante's podcast, Know Your Worth, on Spotify. TikTok: danteslifeInstagram: dantesalb3

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