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In this short series, I go over my year-long project of watching The Cat in The Hat every day that lasted from 9/25/2019-9/25/2020 and all the mistakes that brought me there.For Part 1, I give a general recap of my year making "The Cat in The Hat Attacks" and play outtakes from my upcoming album "Music From a Motion Picture" coming out November 4th 2022!Want the full backlog of "The Cat in The Hat Attacks"? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for every episode! 

This is an UNLOCKED PATREON SHOW (show show show)Every day, Alan answers one question from a listener and gives out advice. This is a collection of clips from volume 1-10 (Vol 58 is out now!)For ALL the fun head over to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for daily and weekly programs!And follow us all over@10GallonMrAlan@DeadandMellow

This is a scathing review of my futile attempt at art in an attempt to turn it into higher art, while being manifested in arts lowest form. It's... A lot.For the good stuff go to Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttentionAnd Follow us all over!@10GallonMrAlan@DeadandMellow

Welcome to a special episode of "I Need Help! Please Help Me Now!" This program usually comes out every day over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention where Alan answers a listener-submitted question. Today we are joined by comedians Rob Crean and Gary Petersen to answer questions about car accidents, infant surgeries and romantic issues. If you enjoy this, come check out all the action over at www.Patreon.com/GiveMeAttentionFollow us all over!@RobCrean@ComedyGaryP@10GallonMrAlan@DeadandMellow

Wow! It's the very first episode of Super Best Friends Music Show!Dana, Joe & Alan are 3 of the very best friends and every week they take turns choosing a different album to discuss. It's a long-form love-fest for good music and good friends... best friends... SUPER best friends! Check it out wherever you get podcasts!This week, Alan kicks off the podcast by discussing one of his all-time favorite albums, Electric Warrior. They discuss the ego and beauty of Marc Bolan and that Alan somehow never noticed how horny this album is. This was most certainly not the first time all 3 of them sat down to talk. Follow us all over!@Organic.Music.Society@JoePalana@10GallonMrAlan@DeadandMellowPrince Buster - https://youtu.be/EZC6Ot1MLP0Red Army Choir - https://youtu.be/MNacQaHJqEsMarc Bolan Interview - https://youtu.be/ohlVo31fXag

Will and Alan are back at it again for a true sizzler of sizzling proportions. Last week, Will was replaced with a TR-08, now this week, the feud between the hosts begins to heat up as Alan takes editing the episode as an opportunity to seek vengeance upon Will for his perceived ill-will (damn, that was a good pun. It was honestly on accident.)They also answer a prompt and discuss vinyl records.Find even more fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttentionAnd Follow us All over!@MrWillMartin (

In this whole NEW Sizzle Sticks, we introduce a brand new co-host! That's right, I replaced Will with a drum machine! Happy April Fools EAT SH*T WILL Find even more fun over at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention Follow us all over! @10GallonMrAlan @MrWillMartin @DeadandMellow

WOW! The journey is over for these brothers & their motorcycle ways. Alan and Jim have now watched every episode of Sons of Anarchy and are here to recap the startling, 2 season long finale! We discuss Charlie Uncers screaming skull and how Jax fit an entire jet airliner up his butt! The crow flies straight one last time! Follow us everywhere! Twitch.Tv/Electr0Jesus Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention @10GallonMrAlan @Electr0Jesus @DeadandMellow

That's right! The show deemed "Too sizzlin" for the main stream is now here!* Will and Alan discuss bucket lists, The Bucket List, and apartment rentals in Alaska. *Let our scheduling mishap turn into a cliffhanger for the shocking finale of The Richard-Sons of Anarchy, coming next week! Follow us all over! @ChildlessFunDad @10GallonMrAlan @MrWillMartin @DeadandMellow

Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching Sons of Anarchy in it's entirety so you never have to! This week, they save you LOTS of time by reviewing the rest of season 5! They also discuss the curse of Michael J Fox, being hypnotized while being mooned & the story of Wolfcer. Find even MORE fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention & Twitch.Tv/Electr0jesus Follow us all over! @10GallonMrAlan @Electr0Jesus @DeadandMellow

Will and Alan come back to apologize for recording an episode too sizzling for the main feed (we looked at zillow listings in Alaska, watched The Bucket List trailer and talked about hopes & fears as longtime friends). To make up for what they've done, they discuss different zillow listings in Alaska and look at a map. Want the episode TOO SIZZLING for the main feed? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention Follow us all over! @10GallonMrAlan @MrWillMartin @DeadandMellow

Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching every episode of Sons of Anarchy to make sure nobody ever has to see this again. Today, we present you with the long-fabled LOST episode of Richard-Sons of Anarchy!!! What does that mean? It means our mics fucked up and we missed a week trying to figure it out and we ended up just using the room mic. So it kind of sounds like a crap. But it does cover episodes S4:E11-S5:E3.... The sons discuss the spoiling of Ope, they parody the pep boys (so we say for legal reasons), Clay being an illiterate genius who is 26 letters away from destroying the universe and some other plot points. Follow even more!! Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention Twitch.Tv/Electr0jesus @10GallonMrAlan @Electr0Jesus

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show. Today, the brothers discuss Season 4, Episodes 8-10 which naturally brings them to: the nature of Nasty Nates and Dirty P*P Boys, cars that turn into trucks that shoot people, Chips as KISS, Lady in The Water and Bruce Willis as a dog. Find even more fun at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention Follow us all over! @10GallonMrAlan Twitch.tv/electr0jesus

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show. Today, they discuss the first 7 episodes of season 4. They describe each episode in concise summaries that they absolutely thought of and did not find on the internet. They also discuss the dangers of car maintenance Follow even more fun at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention and Twitch.Tv/Electr0Jesus

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show. This week, hear what happens when the boys sat down to watch an entire season in a day after a brief stint of enjoying themselves. Follow even more fun at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention ! And even MORE fun at twitch.tv/electr0jesus

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss a whole group of episodes in a row, to save you the most time possible. Today, the boys ask questions like: who is that squirting? Who's that writing? They also meet Henry Rollins and his wildly racist, white separatist dad. And hey! Why is that incel crashing Peg Bundy's car?? Follow even more fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention

Alan and Will are back for Season 2 again! This week, they discuss (redacted), weight gain, Patriot rankings, and our horse ancestors! Join in for even more fun at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention Follow Alan @10GallonMrAlan and Will @ChildlessFunDad (IG) and @MrWillMartin (Twitter) And of course @DeadAndMellow

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss the first moment of joy as Chip (singular) decides to hang out with another club members old lady. This episode is sadly brought to you by "Pepp" Boys. Join more fun over at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss a whole group of episodes in a row, to save you the most time possible. They discuss the lineage of Lowell Plain Juniorson, his son Lowell Juniorson and HIS son 100% Turbo. They also discuss possible Doritos flavors. This Episode is brought to you by Pep Boys? Follow even more fun at Patreon.com/givemeattention

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss Sweetbutts, Aging and grace. Oh and Motorcycles!

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! In this episode, the boys discuss Peg Bundy's turtle love, Ron Perlman being a king in the sheets, but biting you like a turtle in the streets and of course, Ope owes someone a strawberry!

It's a brand new series from Give Me Attention or Give Me Death! Brothers Alan & Jimmy Richardson have decided to do you all a favor: They are watching the FX television series "Sons of Anarchy" and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch that show again. They are here to save you time and time is money so they are also saving you money and also a lot of time, time that they are wasting on this show. On this premiere episode, the boys watch Episode 1 of Season 1, an episode they remember in it's entirety for sure.

Welcome to one of our new series, 33 & Me! Alan sits with friends from all over to discuss the albums that hit so hard, it can change who you are. Today, Alan talks with Chicago-based comedian Whitney Chitwood, fresh off a tour for her album 'The Bakery Case,' to discuss one of her favorite albums, Brandi Carlile's "Bear Creek." And boy howdy, is this a geek-out from all parties.

The Sticks are sizzlin and the boys are bizzlin with the Season 2 premiere of Sizzle Sticks! What makes it Season 2? Who gives a shit? What makes this a show even?

Give Me Attention brings you a special imported program, Dennis Nelson's Book Nook. This episode features special guest, author, philanthropist and strip club owner, Mr. Miami. Dennis talks with Mr. Miami to discuss his first book, Precious Cock, a telling of his life story.

This is being posted one day late in response to the entertainment blackout protest of Tuesday June 2, 2020. It's being posted at 2 in the afternoon because we fucked up am/pm in the scheduler like champions. Alan and fellow binge-boy Josh Pick sit down for another episode of Netflix' History 101! This weeks subject is... The Space Race! Our boys actually discuss the subject this time. Mostly. And they look up the longest turd to ever come out of a person. THE ANSWERS WILL SHOCK YOU. Tune on in to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for Alans daily reaction podcasts while he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for year! And don't forget to pick up Alans new albums "Buttlegger: Vol 1 & 2" over at Deadandmellow.com today!

The triumphant return of nobodies favorite podcast! Alan Richardson and Josh Pick sit down to discuss Episode 1 of the new Netflix mini-series "History 101" This episode! These experts discuss History 101 for... Fast Food!   Tune on in to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for Alans daily reaction podcasts while he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for year! And don't forget to pick up Alans new albums "Buttlegger: Vol 1 & 2" over at Deadandmellow.com today!

Wow. Alan sits with comedian Jai Demeule to have themselves a watch-along to the LIVE FROM BROADWAY PRODUCTION "Shrek The Musical!" And boy howdy, does it deliver. Sit down, tune in and watch along!   Speaking of watching along, follow Alans journey as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for a year at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention

Hey! It's another mailbag episode! Alan answers voicemails left by our listeners, including why we had a 2 week hiatus and discusses his mental breakdown through this Shelter-in-Place.... which is included in the hiatus. Call in for the next Mailbag episode at 978-769-2051 Enjoy and thanks for downloading, listening & calling in. If you have the minute to spare, go ahead and leave us a review!   

The boys are have not left in their town! Will and Alan discuss Wild Wild subjects and try to get through an incredibly difficult conversation about coffee while being attacked by their greatest foe... the internet!  

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   WOW. Alan sat down with friends to watch the entirety of Tiger King in a row.  Amputate your arms, walk your legs off, kill your husband, get some fuckin dentures and euthanize some cubs, we've got discussing to do.

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day. Today, Alan sits down with comedian, musician, friend, missing twin/better half Angela Sawyer! They discuss living in small rooms and sleeping in funny beds.  Angela is an incredibly talented comedian, musician and artist who I respect very much and I was so happy to chat with her. Find everything else you could ever need about Angela on her website!  iluvkarlrahner.com

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day. Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to watch yet another Steven Seagal flick, Mercenary For Justice. A mess of a movie that even has characters wondering "why is Steven Seagal talking?" And yeah, you know it, it's a FondleRoy picture.   If you like the daily podcast, why not try 2? Go to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and follow Alans journey as he watches and records his reaction to The Cat in The Hat every day for a year!

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day. Today, Alan lifts the paywall from the final "Very Sad Tour" Tape: Sugarloaf. This episode was recorded in a room we both thought we might die in, although I admit I fell asleep pretty easy, at The Sugarloaf Motel in the middle of nowhere. (From Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention) Matt & I made one glaring error in judgement on tour, a night at The Sugarloaf Motel.  We wrap up the tour until then before we drive to our last main gig of the tour in Indianapolis and a string of smaller shows on our journey home. This is the last Very Sad Tour tape, it was the best summer I've ever had. Except this night. Sugarloaf!

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   Alan sits down with Co-Champion and comedy partner Matt Minigell! The boys haven't spoken in some time and they are aching for some stupidity. They catch up and answer questions about their hypothetical future and possible alternate realities.

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   Alan sits down with Boston comedians Tyler Swain & Logan O'Brien to catch up and ask random questions from Chuck Klostermans "50 Hypertheticals"   If you like the daily podcast, why not try 2? Go to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and follow Alans journey as he watches and records his reaction to The Cat in The Hat every day for a year!

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day. Alan sat down with traveling comedian William Conway and caught up in the months since they've seen each other and the years they never knew.   If you like the daily podcast, why not try 2? Go to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and follow Alans journey as he watches and records his reaction to The Cat in The Hat every day for a year!

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day. Alan sits down with Minnesota comic & podcaster Andy Mattfield to discuss the 2019 Nicolas Cage... movie? Kill Chain!  It's got action, violence, sex, intrigue, and a plot that took me 3 explanations to understand.

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   Will and Alan sit down at different times in the same moment to discuss absolutely nothing right up until they get into an uncharacteristically coherent conversation about the film Badlands.

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day. Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to discuss their final 2 Steven Seagal flicks in this Mega-Fan mini-series!   Today they briefly recap 'Flight of Fury,' a movie so bad that it didn't warrant an entire episode. They also dive into 'Out For a Kill' where we get to finally see Steven Seagal as an Archeologist who is told by a number of characters "you clearly know a lot about Chinese history."

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   Alan sits down with his good friend Carissa Johnson to discuss her journey in music: from Left Hand Blue to the Electric Party Convention, BMAs, winning the Rock N Roll Rumble and touring the country. They also discuss a handful of her songs from over the years.   Carissa Johnson on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/7zmodLiW0gCZ1ACtUjqvNb?si=cEEXWNITTpSrHBdCE1h-_w www.CarissaJohnsonMusic.com   intro/outro music - "7" live by Carissa Johnson & The Electric Party Convention Featured songs: You Lost You (Talk Talk Talk), So Far So Good (single), Fuel Heart (Only Roses).

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day. Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to discuss their second of 4 Steven Seagal flicks in this Mega-Fan mini-series!   Today they discuss Urban Justice, A Donny FondleRoy joint "co-starring" (?) Eddie Griffin and featuring cops so dirty, they don't even exactly tell you.

The boys are (not technically) back in town! Will is in LA, Alan is in Boston, but they're both stuck inside and ready to sizzle!

Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to discuss their first of 4 Steven Seagal flicks in this Mega-Fan mini-series! First up! The Straight-To-DVD flop, Shadow Man! A tale so confusing, they don't even bother really explaining any of it.

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   Today, Alan gives you some tips he's learned from working from home and answers questions left by listeners from our call-line!   Have a question or topic you want discussed on an episode? Call in at (978) 769-2051 and leave us a message!

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, I promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   Lets start with Day 2 of my Patreon account, where I have been watching The Cat in The Hat every day for a year. This one is a watch-along episode at the beginning of my journey. My, oh my, how times have changed. Here we go!

Hey Hey Hey! It's a story of kids growing up in a junkyard... surprise! It's problematic! Dan and Alan sat and suffered through the live-action film of Fat Albert to continue their adventure through good-TV-turned-shit-movies. Will the boys become super fans of Fat Albert? SPOILER BELOW!   no.