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A super totally serious collection of 5-7 minute guided meditations to get you focused, centered, and mindful. Get your dose of pop culture, political, and sometimes ornithological commentary amidst a completely healing and downright hilarious few minutes of inner focus. Created by Greg Berman. Music, sound design, and mixing by Jason Halogen.

Greg Berman


    • Sep 2, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 7m AVG DURATION
    • 43 EPISODES

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    Greg's Guided Meditation XLIII: Free Verse Thinking

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 6:24


    Surrender your mind to the natural rhythm of free verse poetry, and let your consciousness be elevated by the cadence of life.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XLII: Facing Your Troubles

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 6:08


    Just remember the simple idea that you'll never be free of troubles, the key to life is finding the troubles you can live with.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XLI: From The Vault - 80's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 7:42


    For our triumphant return, this meditation was pulled from our vault and was originally recorded during the Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, California in 1984. 

    Greg's Guided Meditation XL: Your Inner Child

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 8:49


    Digging deep into your subconscious and engaging with your inner child is a remarkable way to gain clarity about who you are and what you truly think of yourself. 

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXIX: Expanding Our Reach

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 9:13


    It is time for us to share the transformative magic of our meditation practice with a wider audience. This wonderfully relaxing guided meditation is seamlessly optimized with commonly searched phrases on Google, allowing us to show up on more searches and attract more people around the world to this life-changing practice.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXVIII: Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 9:13


    Sometimes all you need to get over a particularly difficult situation is some simple advice from yourself, or from a trusted resource.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXVII: Conquering Beginnings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 8:26


    Starting anything can seem incredibly daunting, but with a simple acronym introduced in this meditation, you'll never worry about another beginning... or ending again.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXVI: You & The Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021


    Explore your relationship to the entire cosmos and ground yourself in the infinite opportunity of the universe.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXV: Dealing With Thoughts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 8:53


    Meditation is not the absence of thought, but the practice of being mindful of what those thoughts are and which ones are worth noting.

    Taylor's Guided Meditation XXIV: Unreleased Tension

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 6:42


    Let brilliant comedian, talented actress, & host of the Table Flipping Podcast Taylor Misiak guide you through your unreleased tension and help you melt away hidden stress. IG: @taylormisiak & @tableflippingpodcast ~ www.taylormisiak.com

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXIII: Meditation For Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 8:02


    Set up your canine friend with a set of headphones, give them some privacy, and let them clear their mind of their day-to-day struggles. 

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXII: Synchronicity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 10:06


    There are some moments in life that we spend years preparing for, but this very preparation can ruin the moment once it arrives. Take some time now to adjust your expectations.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXXI: Echo Ft. HVNNIBVL

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 7:22


    Sit back, close your eyes, and tune in to the very first LIVE guided meditation, performed in the heart of Los Angeles, with featured artist HVNNIBVL. ~ Instagram: @hvnnibvlmusic

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXX: A Time To Celebrate

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 9:17


    Celebration can be a deeply spiritual and relaxing experience, so let's all take a moment to celebrate a major recent victory for mankind.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXIX: A Dose Of Humor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 9:42


    When in need of some light in the looming darkness, a little humor goes a long way. 

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXVIII: The Great Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 6:55


    Connect to the timeless & powerful energy flowing throughout the universe that connects all living and non-living things.

    Ed's Guided Meditation XXVII: Drawing Meditation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 5:45


    Explore the depths of your mind with this innovative drawing exercise & meditation from our guest guru & comedian Ed Hill. Website: kingedhill.com ~ Twitter: @kingedhill ~ Instagram: @kingedhill  

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXVI: Seek Positivity

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 6:44


    In the toughest times, you must attempt to gather positive energy from all around you to help you stay strong on your journey.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXV: Inner Knowledge

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 7:15


    Tap into your inner knowledge and trust your intuition to present you with valuable options at life's biggest turns. 

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXIV: Confronting Age

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 8:33


    Demystifying your relationship with one of the most emotionally complex numbers in your life... your age.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXIII: Elusive Relaxation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 9:08


    Let's all take a moment to try and relax amidst all of these distractions and frustrating circumstances.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXII: Exploring Nonsense

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 8:01


    Prepare to be whisked away into a reality far from our own... or maybe not. It's all fun here! No judgement. Just meditation.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XXI: A Direct Address

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 7:31


    Pulling back the curtains to address you directly and reflect on our last few months together.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XX: Values

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 6:10


    Identify your value system and sort through the new truths that you have encountered in your recent experiences.

    Brittany's Guided Meditation XIX: Dealing With Frustration

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 5:38


    Join our very special guest, actress and model Brittany Benjamin, as she guides you through a soothing meditation about dealing with frustration and negative emotions. IG: @brittanybenjaminofficial

    Greg's Guided Meditation XVIII: Injustice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 7:16


    Examine your own personal relationship with injustice, and find within yourself the power to positively contribute to the ongoing fight to end systemic racial inequality. 

    Greg's Guided Meditation XVII: Who Are You?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 7:47


    Take a deep dive into who you are and what makes up your identity with a very special meditative exercise.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XVI: The Nature Of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 8:45


    Take a moment to let go of everything and just live in the moment in a place outside of time.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XV: Think Freely

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 7:35


    Your mind is a perfect place to test out new thoughts and ideas without judgement or fear.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XIV: A Different Perspective

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 7:36


    Take a walk in someone else's shoes and find understanding in a perspective that isn't your own.

    Eliza's Guided Meditation XIII: Third Eye Chakra

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 7:09


    Our very first guest meditation in the series. Take some time to examine your third eye chakra with the very talented Eliza Hayes Maher. Website: www.elizahayesmaher.com ~ Instagram: @elizahayesmaher

    Greg's Guided Meditation XII: Tending To Your Emotions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 7:27


    Take a walk through your Feelings Farm and tend to each emotion without judgement.

    Greg's Guided Meditation XI: Poetry of Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 5:41


    Discover the poetry in your life with this very special episode written entirely in Shakespearean Iambic Pentameter.

    Greg's Guided Meditation X: A Love Exploration

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 7:16


    It is by discovering more about what and how we love, that we can learn more about who we are.

    Greg's Guided Meditation IX: Mind & Body Separation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 6:26


    Let your mind soar to new heights, as your body slips deeper and deeper into total relaxation.

    Greg's Guided Meditation VIII: Checking In

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 5:47


    Check in with your body, and breathe healing energy into every inch of your mortal existence.

    Greg's Guided Meditation VII: Out At Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 6:34


    Take your mind out to sea, and wash away your worries with a gentle sea breeze.

    Greg's Guided Meditation VI: Personal Resilience

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 6:07


    Rediscover your sense of resilience and ground your reality in confidence.

    Greg's Guided Meditation V: Curiosity & Acceptance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 6:45


    Center yourself, and treat every wondering thought with curiosity & acceptance.

    Greg's Guided Meditation IV: Movie Magic Meditation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 6:30


    Activate your creativity and direct a mind movie that reveals your deepest fears and desires.

    Greg's Guided Meditation III: Isolation Meditation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 7:31


    Take charge of your life and own your isolation with this helpful guided meditation.

    Greg's Guided Meditation II: Total Body Relaxation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2020 6:50


    Relax your whole body, from head to toe, one breath at a time.

    Greg's Guided Meditation I: The Beginning

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2020 5:40


    Take 5 minutes out of your day and center yourself with this inaugural guided meditation performed by Greg Berman. 

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