Harry and Jake Speak Politely

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Jake and Harry do their best to be funny while speaking politely. For you! Central Indiana's thirty-seventh most charmingest podcast.

Harry Nelson and Jake Hellman


    • Aug 28, 2013 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    Episode 35 - Angel Drama with Bodie Shallenberger

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2013 61:22


    Dual citizen Bodie Shallenberger returns to talk baby weight, sweet sixteens, and Fab 5 his European adventure.

    Episode 34 - City Girls Shave Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2013 58:53


    Brian-Keith reutns to discuss broken glasses and women's prisons. Also Bernadette swoops in for a Harry and Jake Speak Poliltey Queer Eye For The Straight Guy Travel Interview.

    Episode 33 - The Sexy Martian with Edmund Frazee

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2013 66:22


    Edmund Frazee stops by to discuss the merits of nerdgasms, royal babies, and test out our newest segment, "Predictive Text."

    Episode 32 - Game Changer with Chris Charles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2013 76:08


    Our third alliteratively named guest in as many weeks Chris Charles returns to talk theme songs, Halloween episodes, and nosebleeds. Plus the triumphantish return of Google Google Guess Guess.

    Episode 31 - 24% with Steve Schuster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2013 52:32


    Steve Schuster returns to discuss rifle shooting, cross-country skiing, and Jake saves the episode.

    Episode 30 - Born on Canada Day with Grant Gordon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2013 62:30


    Our old friend Grant stops joins us as we talk about social media etiquette, super powers, and successfully compare baby North West to Game of Thrones.

    Episode 29 - All the World's Bodyguard with Dylan Schwab

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2013 58:16


    Dylan Schwab stops by the studio to talk celebrity babies, spoiler shaming, and defend tangible music.

    Episode 28 - 02x01

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2013 44:32


    Jake and Harry return for a summer of fun conversations you can tune out while you work.

    Episode 27 - Applause Breaks with Matt Griffin and Bernadette

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2013 78:55


    Live from New York it's... Harry and Jake Speak Politely? Nope. Not live. Recorded and edited. As usual. But Matt Griffin here! And so is Bernadette. And we're in New York.

    Episode 26 - Bigger than a Hockey Puck with Elias Glasch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2013 86:07


    LA phony Elias Glasch join Hary and Jake to talk celebrity sightings, giant candies, and what's too hot for America's Funniest Home Videos.

    Episode 25 - Special Turkey Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2012 82:08


    Harry and Jake are reuinted waste the occasion talking about Thanksgiving, TV shows, and English boy bands. They are also joined by two surpise guests!

    Episode 24: The Hand of Twelve

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2012 108:24


    Harry and Jake delay the inevitable.

    Episode 23 - "From Housewife to Pornstar: How To Fuck Your Way to The Top" with Alex and Dylan

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2012 60:55


    Pasts guests Dylan and Alex return together to talk about bikinis, The Sims, and body mods.

    Episode 23b - Harry and Jake Present: The Merkin Challenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2012 48:24


    Need more? Of this!? You poor thing. Here's something we've unfortunately decided to a call a "Bonersode."

    Episode 22 - The World is Ending with Nick Crow

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2012 68:04


    Nick Crow retuns to showcase his wacky characters, play a game, and we make a shocking announcment that will break your everloving heart.

    Episode 21: Mixtape Memories with Harry and Jake (Harry and Jake go to new lengths to audibly annoy you.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2012 69:11


    Harry and Jake go to new lengths to audibly annoy you. (iTunes Enhanced.)

    Episode 21E - Mixtape Memories with Harry and Jake Harry and Jake go to new lengths to audibly annoy you. (iTunes Enhanced.)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2012 69:11


    Harry and Jake go to new lengths to audibly annoy you. (iTunes Enhanced.)

    Episode 20 - Adult Babies with Brian-Keith

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2012 63:36


    Brian-Keith returns to sing songs and interrupt everyone.

    Episode 19b - Google Google Guess Guess Bronusode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2012 21:16


    This week's episode ran long so here is a game of Google Google Guess Guess picked up from the cutting room's filthy filthy floor.

    Episode 19 - #billyzane with Victor Gorgeous (Chuck)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2012 64:27


    Chuck Charles joins us to chat about Ashton Kutcher's future, compare Moonrise Kingdom to food, and say funny words. Also make sure to check out this week's special BRONUSODE for a cut session of Google Google Guess Guess.

    Episode 18 - Nip Slip with Harry and Jake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2012 66:53


    No guest this week as Harry and Jake talk celeb noodie pix, answer some questions and cough all over your stupid faces.

    Episode 17 - The First Amendment with Zachary Baiel

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2012 66:38


    Wabash archivist Zach Baiel stops by serve as new co-host, guest DJ, and pray for our future.

    Episode 16 - Bagglers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2012 52:07


    Harry and Jake discuss the internet vs. Mass Effect 3, try and figure out what makes Game of Thrones so awesome and chat with super special call-in guests.

    Episode 15 - Snaggletooth with Kelly Meyer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2012 69:56


    Superior human Kelly Meyer drops by to talk about drag queens, review movies and play a rousing game of Google Google Guess Guess.

    Episode 14 - "C" Words with Alex Lukens

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2012 56:43


    Panda-toucher Alex Lukens stops by to talk about candle flavors, check voicemails, and play the Internet's hottest new game "Google Google Guess Guess."

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    Episode 12 - Drinking Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2012 69:58


    No guest this week as Harry and Jake go unedited while trying to play their own drinking game. It turns out to be a hilarious mistake.

    Episode 11 - Hotdog Style with Steve Schuster

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2012 60:15


    Things get expectedly dark when friend of the show Steve joins us to eat Almond Joys, debut a new segment, and talk about cutting off our own dicks.

    Episode 10 - The Corporate Sonkey with Brian-Keith

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2012 63:33


    We celebrate our 10th episode alongside celebrity guest Brian-Keith with whom we discuss the nightmarish power of crystals, sacrilegious undergarments, and how not to pick up people at bars.

    Episode 9 - Cleaning Flashlights with Uncle John Cessna

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2012 48:10


    Our pal John Cessna swings by to talk about fatherhood, crockpots and creative uses for marital aids.

    Episode 8 - The Year of Bort with Jasmine Arial Bradley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2012 60:30


    Our guest Jasmine Arial Bradley yawns her way through this episode as we talk about life in other countries, the gallon challenge, and, for some reason, the band Everclear.

    Episode 7 - Our Calendar Knuckles with Harry and Jake

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2011 60:32


    We giggle away the last hour of 2011 guestless and discussing the end of the world, cancelled TV shows, and proper headphone etiquette. We also rank the year's top five best guests - featuring previously unheard (for good reason) clips from old episodes.

    Episode 6 - How the Grinch Stole the Holidays with Brigitte Malwin

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2011 62:13


    Christmas comes early when lady guest Brigitte Malwin stops by to talk about do-it-yourself embalming, Lindsay Lohan's boobs and help us rank our top ten television shows of 2011.

    Episode 5 - Viridian City with Bodie Shallenberger

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2011 53:52


    Our friend Bodie Shallenberger stops by to talk about robots, try out awful new segments, and laugh too much.

    Episode 4 - Here's the Thing with Dylan Schwab

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2011 55:57


    Former Co-Worker Dylan drops by to set a tone, talk baby bellies, and literally and metaphorically stink up the place.

    Episode 3 - Friend of the Show with Jeff Mather

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2011 59:42


    Jeff Mather joins the boys on their giggliest podcast yet to discuss his basement, his roommate and the pros and cons of hashtags.

    Episode 2 - Mormon Bigfoot with Nick Crow

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2011 54:29


    Jake and Harry are joined by Nick Crow to discuss facial hair, cryptozoology, and answer listener questions.

    Episode 1 - Hello, Elizabeth!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2011 69:48


    In this pilot episode Harry and Jake discuss the title of the podcast, their firm grip on current events and the ups and downs of being tall. They are very sorry.

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