Impatience is a Virtue

We're back! After an accidental almost four-month hiatus, we return to you with a new series of Impatience Is A Virtue and an episode on Netflix's The Ultimatum, a show Hilary watched very quickly deep in the summer and basically remembers.

Conclusion: they're not good.

This should have been the first episode.

Chances are anyone you personally know, is lying when they tell you they understand art.

It's no good.

Whey protein is industrial run off - from the making of cheese.

This episode is about teenagers. And also about the movie Spencer. Still not sure if Kristin Stewart is a good or bad actress, but maybe that's not up to us to decide.

Crafts are to be done and not shared; unless you are a child. Even then, it's a maybe.

Do women still wear golf skorts? Do you need knees to play golf? How good is Justin Rose? Or is he just friends with Niall Horan? All these questions and more answered in this week's episode.

Politics sucks... and so does everyone that places a large portion of their identity on it.

It's our 100th episode and, since we've apparently already let two anniversaries go by without noticing, we thought this was a milestone we might as well celebrate instead. And what better way to celebrate than with some boring facts about the number 100, a rant on Super Bowl halftime shows, and a recap quiz that mostly ended up being trivia about Hilary.

This episode is really just about personal growth.

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This week, we are re-releasing one of our favourite episodes, the very first bonus episode, Cats. Please enjoy hearing Hilary explain Cats the movie to TJ.

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In this episode, Hilary and TJ discuss gyms - the place, not the person. And, as it frequently does, it comes back to The Bachelorette.

In this episode... Hilary becomes shocked with TJ's behaviour at Costco.

In keeping with recent themes, here's another highly specific episode about board games.

Psychedelics... thats what it takes to create a musical.

Official opinion of the podcast: Settlers of Catan is way too long.

Canadian geese? Canada goose? Canada geese? Which is right? Who cares?

In this week's episode, after managing to record two weeks in a row like champs, Hilary and TJ discuss soup for a shockingly long time. Please don't tell us what Italian wedding soup actually is. We don't care.

Who is more annoying?  People that tell you about being vegan, or people that complain about vegans doing this... because the internet told them that it happens?  Seriously.  Doubling down on internet trends that have in no way affected your life is not what people should try and build their personality around.  I'm fairly sure it sums up the majority of society though.  Deep sigh.

Hilary and TJ are back after an unexpectedly long hiatus to discuss award shows. Awards shows. Award shows. Whatever.

In this episode, Hilary and TJ talk about documentaries. TJ still isn't over archeology though.

Hilary and TJ are back after an accidental one-week hiatus to barely talk about improv.

Fruit flies, house centipedes, spiders. These are a few of my favourite things.

In this episode, Hilary and TJ talk about a lot of things that are not strangers in public to start and then eventually get into the opinion poll Hilary made, called Strangers Things. TJ, we discover, is big into slow-moving museum tours. Who knew?

Hilary does a tarot card reading for TJ, which is an exceptional visual activity to include on a completely aural medium. Side note: we're witches now.

Hilary and TJ aren't even sure if Vaping is still a thing or not. That doesn't stop them from doing a whole episode about it. Also special shout out to the friend of the Pod: 'Nice Guy Reid'. Congratulations on the birth of your child.

In this episode, Hilary and TJ discuss good and bad rom-coms as well as Natalie Portman's acting portfolio.

Twilight was the worst series of books ever written... Or was it that other series that plagiarized Twilight???

Hilary and TJ discuss the merits of radio vs. streaming and also TJ's dad's tense relationship with Sirius satellite radio.

Hilary isn't afraid of clowns, and TJ basically doesn't believe anyone is.  How about dentists though?

In this episode, Hilary makes TJ do a quiz about Kidz Bop music. Related: Hilary and TJ come to the conclusion that Kidz Bop music should not exist.

Why would anyone want to take their kids to a grocery store?

In which TJ was actually right about salt lamps and then later demands a tarot card reading from Hilary. So stayed tuned for that bonus episode.

Hilary and TJ find out which children's movie is the greatest of all time. And who is getting paid for the awesomely original advertising ideas that make their way onto television?

In this episode, TJ and Hilary get very intense about scrunchies and group projects. Oh, and they also talk about backpacks.

This episode is about the basics of the basics.

Hilary and TJ discuss theme parks and, for a good chunk of time, Nicholas Cage. You know, as one does.

Hilary and TJ can't believe this topic even made its way into the bin. Who cares about this movie?

Hilary and TJ discuss the many times TJ has tried to sleep in, around, or near a train station and also the time Hilary held a pizza vertically against her body on a train in France.

More than a few technical difficulties in this one, eventually we talk about what a scam archeology is.  Wait, what was this episode about?

Hilary gives TJ an update on the Masked Singer and then explains her very complicated feelings about paying money to get scared.

Hilary and TJ discuss famous cults throughout the 20th century.  They catch up on some ever important happenings on this season of The Bachelor.  TJ makes his case for the Bachelor being a cult.  

Hilary and TJ discuss people who hated the final season of Game of Thrones. But mostly the final season of Game of Thrones. Again. And then, for a little bit, talk about The Masked Dancer, the weirdest show on TV.

TJ hates it went sports fans pretend they don't want to see people get hurt.  And sports radio.  He hates sports Radio.  Hilary can't even keep track of what the topic is.

The long awaited for episode just about kids.  Hilary seems to think they are fine.  TJ tells her why she is wrong.