Louder Than Ever

WE’RE BACK! Kind of…   While LTE was fun, it was lacking in a lot of ways, and we knew we could do something better. It took a long time (over a year… sorry!) but we are so excited to finally be launching our brand new show, I Hate Your Love! We are really proud of what we created in Season 1 and we hope you love it as much as we do!NOTE: Future episodes will NOT be cross-posted to LTE, so make sure to Subscribe to IHYL so you can get your weekly dose of Hailey and Mary, and some real gross love stories! ----------------------------------------   Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE to I Hate Your Love to receive alerts every week when new episodes are live! If you love the show, kindly leave us a review on iTunes and share your favorite episodes with your friends and family! Sharing is caring!   We would LOVE to hear from you! Facebook: Facebook.com/HateYourLovePod Twitter:@HateYourLovePod Instagram: @HateYourLovePod Patreon: Patreon.com/HateYourLovePod Email: HateYourLovePod@gmail.com   The full stories of the Guests sampled on this preview can be heard on… Episode 01.09 - I Ghosted Him (Matt)Episode 01.08 - Life, Death, and the Importance of the US Transit System (Grace)Episode 01.02 - A Bunch of Fake Flowers in A Plastic Cup (Gigi)Episode 01.04 - Sucking Face Everywhere (Raven)   Hosts: Hailey E. & Mary D.   Executive Producers: Hailey E. & Mary D.   Editor: Hailey E.   Theme Music:Dani Barstad - @danibarstad   Logo: Jesse Barstad - @lazerwulv   ----------------------------------------   THANK YOU to all of you who were incredibly supportive and encouraging during LTE’s run! So many of you have been eagerly awaiting our return to the world of Podcasting, and we worked really hard to develop and deliver a show that would really be worthy of your enthusiasm! We hope you love IHYL - we made it for YOU. A very special thank you to our biggest fans - Our dads, “Sneezy” & “Wheezy,” Tamara (heyyyyyyy Tamaraaa!!) and Jim, who constantly checked in and asked when we would be back. The wait is finally over!

We recorded this episode in case of emergency... As it turns out, the emergency is that the computer that we rely on to do this show crapped out on us last week and we are not able to record new episodes for an undetermined amount of time because of it. We've had some time to think about it and we decided to release our emergency episode as the last episode of Louder Than Ever. We have really enjoyed doing this show but we feel like it was just a starter for us and we could produce something so much better, so we are going to take the time to figure that out and start producing it. We are so thankful for those of you who listened to LTE, encouraged us, laughed with us and came back week after week! You're troopers haha Please enjoy our final episode, This is the End.   Love, Hailey & Mary ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkil

There was so much Tinder to Takeover that we had to come back with a BONUS episode this week! In quite possibly the most NSFW episode of LTE to date, Matt and Mary go completely crazy with messages to Hailey's Tinder "matches." Hailey is now seriously considering becoming a nun after all... ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Tinder Takeover is BACK and so is Matt! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary sit down with Matt for the final Tinder Takeover adventure! As usual, hilarity ensues!... As well as a whole bunch of NSFW stuff. Enjoy! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about the Big Apple, NYC! Mary and Tuna have an upcoming trip so Hailey and Mary relive their previous experience in the city including making questionable magazine purchases, photographing random people and accidentally becoming part of a Broadway show! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Disney fans, this one's for you! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary do the lip reading challenge with Disney song lyrics in honor of the new live action Beauty and the Beast! Enjoy what was possibly Hailey's favorite and Mary's most frustrating episode of LTE to date!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

#LTEBeautySwap was... interesting. This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary recap their beauty routine swap experiment-- what they liked, a WHOLE LOT of what they didn't like, and what they learned. At the end of the day, do what makes you happy, folks! Also, please do not hit your face with an actual buttplug. Louder Than Ever does not endorse this act... Unless that's really what you're into. You do you, booboo! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Have we really been to the moon? Did aliens give us velcro? Did JFK really bang Marilyn Monroe? Is Donald Trump REALLY our President? This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary delve back into the crazy world of conspiracy theories! Join them down the rabbit hole and share your favorite conspiracy theories with them on Twitter @LTEPodcast.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Hailey and Mary are very excited to announce their first ever Facebook Live event is happening next Saturday, March 4th around noon, CST!! Join us for #LTEBeautySwap!  To commemorate the upcoming swap (and that excitement/horror that will ensue) this week Hailey and Mary talk about makeup and their sometimes funny, sometimes awful history with it. Hilarity ensues and it will be followed up by live video next week!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

The truth is out there!! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary delve into the world of conspiracy theories, starting with the Mandela Effect! Berenstein or Berenstain Bears? Was Sinbad ever a genie? Flintstones or Flinstones? All these and more! Tweet us your favorite conspiracy theories to @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Happy Valentine's Day, Louder Than Ever fans! Whether you LOVE Valentine's Day or HATE it, there's something for you in this episode! Join Hailey and Mary as they discuss Valentine's Days of the past and play a game with disgusting/delicious candy hearts. Share your Valentine's Day memories and tell us whether you love or hate it on Twitter! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary try playing {The And}-- a game that Hailey maybe wasted $2 on. You be the judge! Will they still be friends after getting this real? Who knows? (But, like, yeah... We need each other to get famous so...) ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about all of the things they don't know or can't do because they were spoiled brats who complained about their cleaning ladies... As a result, they're pretty useless adults who can't manage money and don't know how to properly clean their homes. Oops. Turns out you were right, mom!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Enjoy this BONUS Sneezy & Wheezy mini-episode! Hailey and Mary play another game with their dad's entitled "Did I Get Away with This?"  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary are joined by their amazing, hilarious dads, Sneezy and Wheezy! The apple does not fall far from the tree and you will clearly hear where Hailey and Mary get their humor from this week as the group reflects (trivia style) on some of their childhood traumas! Thanks for screwing us up JUST ENOUGH to make us funny, dads! We love you so much!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary share their best life advice with you! In their combined 50 years of life (ewww!) they have apparently only managed to learn 10 important lessons so take notes and then share your life lessons with us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

We are SO awkward. Like, every day. Join Hailey and Mary this week as they discuss the awkward side of life! Awkwardly avoiding talking to people, awkward bathroom encounters, awkward awkward awkward. Bonus points if you tell us how many times we say "awkward" in the episode! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Happy New Year LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary make their 2017 Predictions! Stakes are high-- Whoever makes the most accurate predictions wins a hand-made trophy next year! Hear what we think 2017 has in store for all of us and share your predictions with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Merry ACTUAL Christmas and Happy Holidays, LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary present their Christmas gift to you! The often referenced "cut episode" is finally here! Yes, it's different than any other LTE episode before it and yes, it may end up being the only one of its kind... So we hope that you enjoy it, have an excellent holiday, toast to our names and join us in the New Year! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary bring you into their Christmas traditions, memories both good and bad and once in a while Mary even allows Hailey to talk!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Hey dere! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary bring you back to the great state of Minnesota with Minnesota-isms! Learn how to properly use "Uff da," what "that's interesting" really means, how to properly execute the Minnesota offer and much more! You will sound like a reall Minnesotan in no time, you betcha!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast. Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, get a special behind the scenes look into how Hailey and Mary prep for a new episode!!! Ooooh! SPECIAL!!  Ok, actually the episode we really recorded pretty much sucked... but luckily our pre-episode "jibber jabber" turned out to be a roller coaster of laughs and yelling at each other which Hailey thought was super funny... So we hope you do too! Enjoy! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about crazy people! Mary shares more local crazy police reports, Hailey insists that you mind your own damn business and not ask people how much their hair costs and, oh yeah, don't grab anyone by the pussy.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Believe it or not, this is our version of a Thanksgiving Episode!  This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods (cranberries shaped like the can), what even the fuck Black Friday is about, and also prostitution. Just roll with it.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Join Hailey and Mary and special guest, Tuna, for the finale of this special two part (Not-So) Newlywed Game episode!  This week the pressure is on Tuna to match Mary as we wrap up the (Not-So) Newlywed Game! Learn about everyone's love for Gordan Ramsey, Tuna's hopes for a second wife and whether Mary is an optimist, pessimist or realist-- Share your opinion with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast!   **Disclaimer: After Episode 20 went live, we were asked several times if Tuna was intoxicated during the recording. He was not. That's just how he talks. LOL  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Turns out, you dont actually have to be newlyweds to play The Newlywed Game! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary are joined by Mary's husband, Tuna!! In this exciting two part edition, we test how well Mary will be able to TUNE in to Tuna's answers and learn some more fun facts about the two!  You wont want to miss this! Make sure you come back next Sunday for Part 2! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Happy Halloween!! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary celebrate their favorite holiday!! Join us as we discuss our favorite costumes, Hailey's serial killer neighbor, Mary's discomfort with AHS Hotel and Hocus Pocus Trivia!! Stay safe, get lots of candy, and DON'T be a clown! Clowns suck.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Look... Not every episode is going to be a winner! You might want to just skip this one... Or listen for the few snippets of gold scattered throughout the garbage!  This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary are all over the place-- Mary answers a listener's question about being interrupted at work when they listen to LTE, talk about their love for American Horror Story, and Hailey's ancestry-- plot twist! She's 1% South Asian! Thrilling stuff, really. Not really. Maybe. Probably not. We're sorry.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Teenagers are running wild! They are stealing their grandma's jewelry, dressing up as killer clowns and leaving condom wrappers in family bathrooms. The biggest problem is obviously the clowns, though.  Join Hailey and Mary this week as they talk about these hooligans and ruffians and MORE on Louder Than Ever! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

#TeamTrexler, rejoice! This week on Louder Than Ever, Trexler HIMSELF sits down with Hailey and Mary and agrees to their harassment! Hear his most embarrassing story in 3 words, his performance of "I'm a Little Teapot", how he feels about Swedish fish and more! Will he regret his decision? Who knows! Stick around to find out and make sure to share your response with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Why do people like so many stupid things?! I like none of them. This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey once again gives Mary full control of her Tinder profile! Will Mary swipe right on Prince Charming? Will she find the love of Hailey's life? Will she find ANYONE who has ANYTHING unique to say?! Or will she just put Hailey on the radar of a (suspected) terrorist/doomsday prepper? You'll have to listen to find out! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Mary came prepared and Hailey came with nothing! Let's just go with it and see what happens, shall we? ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Hips, Ass, Boobs & Bacon. Are There Onions in This? Most Smartest Podcast. These are just a few of the ideas we had when thinking of the name of this show! This week, Hailey and Mary review 13 Things We Almost Named Our Podcast. Join us as we review our brilliant and not highly questionable ideas and then tell us your favorite! Did we make the wrong decision? Should we have done more to Prop the Cleve?? ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Hailey and Mary recount their time at the Minnesota State Fair, 2016. Between the injuries, the food, the strange fellow-Minnesotans, the food, the time spent with Mary's eldest children, Mario and Puff, and THE FOOD this was certainly an experience... Please wear shoes at the fair, people. Please.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Disclaimer: Dad, Proceed with Caution... RAINBOWS AND GLITTER GALORE! Cher is Lord this week when Hailey and Mary are joined by their first ever (human) guest, Matthew! Join them as they talk about where they all fall on the Kinsey Scale, straight porn vs gay porn, what "straight thin but gay fat" means and quiz Matt on gay icons!  Find Matt on Instagram @MatthewSpalon and @mattylee8998! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary plead guilty to some unfortunate, weird and some would say even GROSS pleasures!  ASMR, Pimple Popping and reality TV are just a few of the things they confess to this week! ENJOY!  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary discuss all kids of firsts! First crushes, first kisses, first jobs AND first impressions of Hailey's Tinder matches from last week's Tinder Takeover! (Spoiler: They're mostly not great.) Are you #TeamTrexler? Let us know by Tweeting us @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

  Dating is tricky... How does one get a date these days? Or a goat?! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary try (unsuccessfully) to find the love of Hailey's life on Tinder, review Mary's past dating woes via journal entries, and try (semi-successfully?) to help a listener with his dating vs friendship fiasco.  ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

***SPOILER ALERT!*** IT'S HERE! We finally have the Harry Potter story we have been waiting for since we turned the last page of The Deathly Hallows!! ...Or do we?  Join Hailey and Mary as they discuss how they feel about Harry Potter and the Cursed Child-- the good, the bad and the WTF? Also, HP Trivia! Are you a true Potterhead? Find out this week on Louder Than Ever!   ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes.  You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary get nerdy! From Mary's angsty teenage diaries to Hailey's resolve to keep Pokemon names pure... Well, we're not exactly sure what all happened here but we hope you enjoy the ride nonetheless.  Also, shout out to our new buddies, Those Movie Guys! If you like us, you'll probably like them as well, so check out their show! #EyeCandy! ...or would it be #EarCandy? Both? You be the judge! We're not here to tell you how to live your lives. ----------------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Mistakes have been made. Many... Many mistakes. But luckily they've lead to stories for Hailey & Mary to share and for you to laugh at! Accidental drinking while driving, misguided Pokemon hunts, a hot tub pool and more from fan-favorite, Hailey's Dad! All this and more on this week's episode of Louder Than Ever! ------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would really appreciate it!  You can also Like our new page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Minnesota Pride runs DEEP in this episode of Louder Than Ever as Hailey & Mary discuss their favorite parts of being Minnesotan! We have a mall with its own zip code, we invented the juicy lucy, and we have a majestic AF State Capital... What's not to love?! Learn exciting things like where Fargo is actually located, what goes into making a proper tater tot hotdish, and how Hailey's grandma might have invented the child leash at The Great Minnesotan Get Together! Uff da! Join us on this first installment of our home-state pride! It's more than just shorts in the winter and goofy accents here, folks! You betcha! -------------------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back. You can also Like our new page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything toLouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Bewilderment is the name of the game and topic of discussion this week on Louder Than Ever! Hailey & Mary discuss the strange world we live in and many of the things that bewilder us including giraffes, chalk paint, penguin knees, peanut shells and racism. This episode is especially unique as we felt it was important to begin the episode by addressing this week's loss of Philando Castile in our home-state of Minnesota, and Alton Sterling in Louisiana. We also discuss our personal growth and realizations regarding the Black Lives Matter movement.  ----------------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes! We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary discuss lighthearted topics such as racism, politics, and divorce. Find out which Ivermorny houses we were sorted into, what our first fan letter said, and meet our first guest podcaster, Mary's 13 year old cat Cricket.   ----------------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Get to know your new favorite comedic duo In this inaugural episode of Louder Than Ever! Hailey and Mary test their knowledge about their favorite topics (themselves) to know once and for all who is the better best friend. Learn such fascinating tidbits as which of us has the BIGGEST crush on singer Mary Lambert; which of us got a little too much pleasure from watching Mister Rogers; plus Mary's dish ware collecting history and what Hailey wanted to be when she grew up! You'll laugh! You'll cry... And the probably regret some of the life choices that brought you here... But hey, this is just the first episode. Surely we'll improve... Surely. ----------------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back. You can also Like our new page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything** to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini **Please refrain from sending us dick pics unless you are prepared for the emotional trauma you'll be put through from the thorough and belittling review you will receive back.   ----------------------------- Thank you to everyone who supported, encouraged and helped us get this first episode out! Logo by Jesse Barstad Theme Music by Dani Barstad Production help from Brock Olson