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A podcast about everything and nothing at all. Tackling topics that are thought provoking, fun, uncomfortable, and hilarious. The opportunity to share interesting conversation with interesting people about... pretty much nothing. Current events, pop culture, and the twisted rantings of a woman on…

A girl name Jess


    • Feb 15, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 31m AVG DURATION
    • 121 EPISODES


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    Go Eat Sh*t... I Don't Work Here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 39:08


    A belated Happy New Year with Crista! A couple odd news stories and a good catch up for 2023. Stuck in your favorite stores, winning the lottery, Jess may become a masseuse blogger now, and how to crush a childs dreams. 

    Fished This One Out Of The Toilet!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 34:46


    It's an odd news day with Tom! Happy new year! 

    Big Booty's, Hallmark Movies and the Mall!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 41:03


    We came back to bring you all of our Holiday cheer! We are back telling tales  about working at the mall at 3AM, shuttle drivers having seizures, Christmas music, and corny hallmark movies. OMG,  Happy Holidays!

    Beaver Pirate

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 57:35


    Criminal waxer, 60 year old chocolate, and Jamies fallen and he can't get up. 

    It's Season 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 55:10


    It's an odd news day!! Big Guy joins us for a fun episode. Cassowaries, pickles, novice meth cooks… what else could you ask for?

    OMG, We're Back B*tches!

    Play Episode Play 19 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 48:58


    Did you miss us? We only planned 2 weeks off, and it turned into 6 months! But, here we are... back to the nonsense!

    Muscle Up B*tches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 35:37


    If There Are Any Scientists Listening To This....

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 51:16


    The Note Said Show Me Your Tits!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 35:51


    Everybody And Their Dog Has Told You Already!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 45:44


    Put on your seat belt, Jess is full of Rage! 

    If I Were An Olympian…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 38:29


    We have a new guest! Erika is joining us to discuss our future Olympic dreams. 

    He Had Really Strong Pecs, I Don't Trust Him!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 38:54


    Crista is here to discuss #freebritney, Fireworks, Dogs, saving sex dolls, and trusting people with big muscles. 

    Bill Cosby Is Not Cliff Huxtable!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 38:01


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    Keep Your Crazy To Your Damn Self!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 32:00


    Big Butts Come With Big Thighs!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 46:30


    It's So Embarrassing, It Physically Hurts!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 34:45


    We have a new guest. Our friend Christy is here to discuss some people stuck in the past, odd news, and dealing with being terrified to return to a mask-less life. 

    Courtrooms, Possums and Bears, Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 29:19


    Robin is with us for a funny wild animal themed odd news day.

    Assault With A Meaty Weapon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 40:05


    Crista is here for a hilarious odd news day! We talk getting hit with logs of beef, sauce shortages stirring the pot in politics, and chicken McNuggets. 

    It’s All About The Benjamin’s B*tches!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 36:41


    It is Our 100th Episode!! Time to reflect, inspire and laugh out loud with our very own spiritual guru, Iris! 

    Polo Shirts & Hats With Horns... Swipe Right Jess!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 29:51


    John is here to discuss dating insurrectionists and what to not wear for your first dates, embezzlement charges from your old blockbuster videos and breaking and entering for your wedding. 

    Vaccine or Mountain Dew?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 33:38


    Stay Maternal Mother

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 34:47


    Mother joins us for an early Mothers Day episode.  We discuss drunk killer monkeys, finding a long lost daughter, and a very realistic scared straight DUI reenactment. Happy Mothers Day!

    I’m Cocked And Ready To Go!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 37:52


    Our new guest Angel is here!  We talk making a change after 20 years, a dressing room accident at Walmart  and getting an unexpected and illegal windfall. 

    Sir, You Need To Be Saged!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 37:15


    Swimming In The Sewer... With Robin

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 27:43


    Two MS-fits For The Price Of One!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 28:45


    Our new friend Sarah is here to discuss  MS awareness, and living with MS. If you can  help Sarah reach her goals for her MS walk go to: https://secure.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR;jsessionid=00000000.app30113a?px=11404086&fr_id=31480&pg=personal&NONCE_TOKEN=8D1D0A4901A8A1B9F98FDE8C4D24C108

    “Why Do You Call Me Creep??”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 31:52


    Rumspringa On Ice

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 37:33


    I’m Going Out...Who’s Going To Get Me Back In?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 30:21


    It’s a Fire!!!! Have a Seat.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 34:57


    Fatima....You In Danger Girl.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 29:25


    Canadian Baby Karen's....Wait What?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 30:53


    It's Not Mental Illness, It's Florida...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 26:48


    Gimme My Rolex and Keep Pushing!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 28:16


    If This Goes South...Mother Its Your Fault!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 29:49


    F*ck This Job, And F*ck You Too!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 34:53


    I Am Celine Dion God Damnit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 37:08


    It's The Best Of The Worst Year Ever. Happy New Year B*tches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 32:57


    Put On Your Diapers And Ugly Christmas Sweaters, We Are Going Caroling!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 30:20


    Suicide... By Gas Station Sushi?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 24:54


    You’ve Been Duped Stupid!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 32:48


    Are You Having A Good Time? Lord Knows I Am... Not!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 33:41


    Heart Attack On The Way To A Size 6 Bitches!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 23:47


    Hey Creep, Can You Give Me A Hand?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 37:52


    I Lost!! And I’m Staying!!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 37:24


    Give Me A Sliver of That Liver!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 33:25


    Can You Wear Those Lashes In Jail?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 28:15


    Get In Loser, We're Going Voting!

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 23:01


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