Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions.
Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Could a hybrid chimp/human be born without sin? Is it possible for a large human (like The Mountain or The Rock) to intimidate a chimp in a show of dominance despite the chimp being stronger? Why has nobody tried using war gorillas? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Dare you heat up your leftovers with this haunted microwave?

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is being humble seen as a fool these days? Can a single insult change a person's destiny? What if the radio and TV are involved in gang stalking and directed conversation for me personally? What if the electronic harassment is stimulating you sexually? What can I do about this? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Do not play this out loud at your workplace or clareplace Full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What large dog guard breeds are big enough and strong enough to deal with a full-grown criminal? Could a chimp become president someday? What is the most racist animal? --- Check out Aaron's podcast Trillbilly Worker's Party Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Has anyone ever made a gun out of a sandwich? Why do I have the urge to drink blood? Would you divorce your spouse if they showed up one minute and forty-five seconds late to your anniversary dinner? --- Check out Dan's podcast Middlebrow Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I join a gang without the violence part? I want to be a part of something that's close like a family, but I don't know what exactly. Are Brazilian jiu-jitsu and the game chess conceptually the same? I've fallen in love with a gang member. What do I do now? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would I react if hit in the crotch? I'm 18, don't do sports, skinny German, and have never been hit before. How can a corpulent man be a good swordsman? How strong would a resisting inmate need to be to make the staff give up on strip searching him? --- Check out the Bad Hasbara podcast @ badhasbara.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the top reasons why wives cheat on their husbands? Has my husband asked for a second wife? ust wondering if any ladies would be interested in a 42 year old who has been oppressed by ex girlfriend and her goons last 11 years finally got rid off her and here single with last part of my love life hurt? --- Follow Megan on the web @ https://linktr.ee/meganbitchell Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Would you stay in the ghost house? Full episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I get stoned instead of drunk when taking the communion? How about hard stuff? Why do wine moms exist? Can drug consumption cause demon possession? --- Check out Riley's podcasts Trashfuture and No Gods No Mayors Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Should Christian men greet every man that comes to church with a holy kiss? How can you tell if your partner has witchcraft? I want to be Jewish but nobody will let me. Why? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Amazing things are happening on reels Get the full episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

INTRODUCING QUORATORS CYBER ERA (we will fix Clare's audio by next week don't worry) --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why should believers be interested in Satan? I don't believe I was involved with a narcissist I believe I was involved with a demon? Does anyone else understand what I mean? How can I make my family start using cold water over hot, with the exception of cooking? My pastor says hot water represents burning in Hell. --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Christmas has come early with this dreidel discussion Please support the show for the full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I am in love with my landlord's wife, can my landlord file an eviction for this reason? How can I become the CEO of Google? How can I join Satanism? I need success, money, and wealth. Is it possible to be rich in Satanism. --- Buy Will (and the rest of Chapo)'s comic book https://badegg.co/products/year-zero-1 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

We read the new york times for a full hour Full episode unlocked when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why am I and most men submissive to hot doms? Why do friendships between women seem so much louder than friendships between men? Why has using weed all day made me so skinny? I love it since it makes me look like a woman, but people comment and ask why you are so skinny. --- Listen to Hesse's podcast Seeking Derangements Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

While Clare is out of town Jeremy reads Craigslists Unlock the full episode when you support the show at patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why is every Caucasian race in the world our enemy? What is the Great Scientist Yakub's estimated I.Q.? As an Indian beta male how to enjoy MGTOW before parents force me into marriage? --- Follow Ben on YouTube @ https://www.youtube.com/@ShaqKatzner Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

To change Elmo back to normal pay us $5 at patreon.com/quorators it is the only way to change him back

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are Virgos good at fighting? I would like you to guide me in martial arts without any pretensions. How can I know if I am on equal footing with my opponent in a street fight in simple terms? If a car weighing 3,000 lbs had a bar on the roof, and a strongman was above the car, can he lift the entire car up off the ground (no part of the car still touching the ground) with his hands, even if it's around an inch or so, briefly? --- Follow Ryan on Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/ryanciecwisz/ Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it normal that my wife doesn't like me to shower? If I try, she grabs onto me, starts smelling and licking my armpits, and then moves down to smell my balls and between my butt cheeks, she says she's obsessed with how I smell when I'm sweaty. A STRONG PASTOR DEFEATED US IN BATTLE AND TURNED ME FROM SATANISM. Iam 26 can I get genuine Russian or amarican girl for marry --- Check out Casey's podcast "I Love You... But Your Music Sucks" Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

The band not the thing. Full episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Which is that country where boys and girls get freedom? My son just got 50 years in prison. Is he cooked? Why, does she do this? My mother makes me uncomfortable telling anyone we meet I am one of her "handsome sons". It is gross. She does it in front of women my age as well as if they even care. How do I explain that she is making me look stupid? --- Check out George's show Straightiolab Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Would you pay her 30,000? Unlock the full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What percentage of an 80-year-old can do 40 push-ups in a row? I know that most people here enjoy swimming without underwear. But I'm the opposite. What do you think of this? Can you be both strong and kind? --- Check out Claire's show Celebrity Memoir Book Club Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is touching feet allowed in Christianity? Why can't a man control the darkness in his heart? Yes or no does God basically command us to voluntarily confess to law enforcement after a crime committed serious or not? --- Follow Kath on social media @ https://www.instagram.com/kathbarbadoro/ Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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we are doing another live show in Brooklyn on June 22nd. it's our probably our last one for a while due to Clare moving to Los Angeles. it will be at the world famous Union Hall. come wish Clare well on her journey west https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1301400356499 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is shapeshifter discust asexuality? Has anyone had experience with using magic for conceiving a baby? What if 25% of my problems are skin on fire and 75% were systemic problems? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

This is by far the cleanest part of the episode. Please support the show for more @ patreon.com/quorators

we are doing another live show in Brooklyn on June 22nd. it's our probably our last one for a while due to Clare moving to Los Angeles. it will be at the world famous Union Hall. come wish Clare well on her journey west https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1301400356499 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I get fired if I put laxatives in my lunch and an employee steals my lunch (as he has been doing for over a month) and gets the runs from eating my lunch? My employer fired me because of my smell. All of my managers told me I'm an exceptional worker. Why does odor matter so much? My masseuse stays in the room while I get dressed. Does this mean anything? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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we are doing another live show in Brooklyn on June 22nd. it's our probably our last one for a while due to Clare moving to Los Angeles. it will be at the world famous Union Hall. come wish Clare well on her journey west https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1301400356499 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who is the stinkiest celebrity of all time? Can a 75yo unfit, untrained man of average built (avarage height a little overweight and Flappy) defend themselves again a 15yo boy (maybe a couple of years older but certainly a teenager) with a knife trying to rob them? Is it safe to try? Why does hatred make me feel better than love? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

For our very special 100th bonus episode we watch Venom 3 and everyone thinks its great Full episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can you pull over a cop? What if a country legalized penis torture? Would you ride a NYC subway without a gun to protect you from criminals/democrats? --- Listen to A.J.'s podcast @ https://www.worstpossible.world Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

In this clip we show clare Kratos on Quorators + get the episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is a crow a devilish bird? What do you think is the best weather for making love outdoors …for me tropical rain heavier at times and some thunders when we have our organism Can I somehow intentionally get schizophrenia? --- Watch Jack's movie Rap World (seriously go watch it, it's really terrific) on YouTube Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

We had to do one more they said. 59 minutes isnt a full podcast they said. For more of this lively discussion go to patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What do psychopaths think of dark empaths? Can the dead feel cremation? If a demon gifts me something, is that bad? I have been gifted many things from a demon and I am fearful those gifts allow the demon to be tied to me. --- Listen to Cameron's podcast @ https://www.youtube.com/PodcastAboutList Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Brandon Sutton from The Majority Report is on this entire freaking episode over at https://www.patreon.com

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What if trees could walk and talk? How would forests change? Will chimpanzees rip your face if you don't look at them just right? Bats' schlongs hang out when they are sleeping upside down. Why? --- Follow merritt on BlueSky @ https://bsky.app/profile/merrittk.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

this is maybe our most deranged bonus episode yet. like by a lot. but you should judge for yourself at https://www.patreon.com/quorators