Roll to Fail is an actual play podcast featuring different RPG systems starring five friends who have no business behind the mic or rolling dice. Every two weeks we'll be releasing an episode of a given arc, each arc will consist of 10-30 episodes, after which we will switch to an entirely new syste…
The first adventure is going... okay. If you consider a multi-segmented 20+ ft horror worm attacking the party okay. Combat! Heroics! Cast iron cookware! Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso "Ascent to the Peak" by Punch Deck
The intrepid adventurers arrive at the coast, before them a megastructure made from metal coral, and within that, the Odd. Aylin tests out her axe, Alonso bridges the language barrier, Ursa eats way too much. All that and more on this weeks episode. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso "Ascent to the Peak" by Punch Deck
Aylin and Alonso step off a too long series of travels and into Punta Arenas, a coastal Chilean city and final leg of the overland journey to Mt Terror. Here they will travel by boat to Antarctica, but rumors of a mysterious growth in the water piques their interest. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso "Ascent to the Peak" by Punch Deck
It's 1912, the graduate class of Marigold University are about to receive their postings. Alonso and Aylin, two such students are poised to embark on an adventure to contain the Odd, strange energy brought to Earth and contained in powerful Artefacts. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso "Ascent to the Peak" by Punch Deck
This week Lauren, Parker and Callie play Witch House, a one page RPG by Grant Howitt! Lauren and Parker play bewitched children teaming up to murder the evil witch who has ensnared them. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Toad Parker - Cat Come Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3526-come-play-with-me/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
We're getting the band back together! The group reconvenes to discuss their side quests, Phase goes on a walk, Hale threatens a kid, and someone eats cyanide. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
Parker and Callie debut the new side-series for RTF, Grug Problems, a primer to table top role playing games designed to take the uninitiated from curious to capable with some laughs along the way. Learn the basics of a d20 based system on our mutual adventurer with a hapless caveman that dreams of adventure. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Firebrand, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Sonny and Pr0xy pull off the greatest heist in the last two or three days. What could go wrong when you combine small children, digital swords, gas leaks and military grade combat drones? Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
The separate investigations continue, Phase and Hale split off to suss out answers to known questions, and find yet more questions in the process. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
The investigation continues, new information is learned, Pr0xys vocabulator temporarily fails, new friends are made, and Callie finally realized why Sean insisted on setting his campaign in the Cyberpunk genre. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
The party splits up to better investigate leads on who or what is making the killer chips. Solnechno and Phase infiltrate a tower, and Pr0xy and Hale return to the scene of a crime. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
Hale phone home, Phase gets a mission, Pr0xy buys cat food, Solnechno has a workplace performance evaluation. All these exciting things and more, so much more. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
For the record, a sledgehammer is not a valid surgical implement. Oh yeah and I guess the team does some stuff. Bangalore has a problem, Solnechno "fixes" a friend, autopsies are performed. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
The "exciting" conclusion to the 900 miles recorded road trip, now in "Greatest" hits format. Listen to such treasures as Bridge Energy, Butt Cemetery, and the Tinseltown Bomber. We'll be back to our normal OOC topics next OOC! Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean Callie As always much love to Punch Deck for the music
Boss fight? Boss Fight! The "team" comes startlingly close to showing such things as "camaraderie" "teamwork" and "aptitude". One things for sure, they're all definitely "accomplices" now. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale "Organic to Synthetic" & "Sunrise Over Dystopia" by Punch Deck
Sean and Callie drive 900+ miles from mid CA to Seattle! They brought radios and recorded their increasingly deteriorating mental state during the marathon. Behold. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean Callie As always much love to Punch Deck for the music
Seeking help from the mysterious "Baker" the group makes strides in recycling, meets a new member, and encounters a potentially vital new ally, or perhaps more aptly, a comrade. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy "Organic to Synthetic" & "Sunrise Over Dystopia" by Punch Deck
This week Chris and Lauren got on mic to represent the cast in the off week and talk about literally whatever wanders into their minds. This is definitely not because Callie forgot to organize an episode this week ahead of time. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Chris Lauren As always much love to Punch Deck for the music
Out of beta and into the full release, episode 1 of our Shadows of the Beanstalk arc is here! Join the cast as they are tossed headlong into the neon dark of the cyberpunk hellscape Sean has crafted for them. The future is now. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy "Organic to Synthetic" & "Sunrise Over Dystopia" by Punch Deck
All roads lead to the final boss. Vega turns it up to 11. Sonny explodes (again). Cors channels his inner Rocket Raccoon. Shaks flips the bird. Lunaea squads up. BOSS FIGHT! Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie Chris Sean Lauren Jess Parker Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com Brittle Rile, Dreams Become Real, Symmetry and Promises to Keep by www.incompetech.com
This week Chris, Sean and Callie take a brief journey through the basic rules of Shadows of the Beanstalk. Also Chris gleefully recounts his utter betrayal of Callie in a cooperative boardgame. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Chris Callie Sean As always much love to Punch Deck for the musi
Squirnk opens a door. Cors receives a gift. Shaks obliterates some machinery. The penultimate episode, the end is nigh. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie Chris Sean Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com Spatial Harvest and Unlight by www.incompetech.com
Chris takes us on a tour through the creation of Jax, a top of the line Bioroid with a mysterious purpose and a quick trigger finger. The Voight-Kampff test got nothing on him. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Chris - Jax "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
Lunaea captains the defense of the resistance HQ. Ysoki Fashionistas practice their rappelling skills, and Dagor pops a squat. We hope we never have to write those words again. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Callie Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com
Jess walks us through the life of a former soldier with a penchant for leasing his body to questionably licensed cyberneticists. Meet Ellis, he's not flipping you off, his arms just malfunctioning. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Jess - Ellis "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
Sonny and Vega head to the Eden. Sonny absolves those that were lost, Vega follows a thread to it's conclusion. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie Parker Jess Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com Interstitial "Thunder Dreams" www.incompetech.com
Parker debuts Solnechno, the retired clone roughneck with a new penchant for bank robbery. Learn just *how* many problems can be solved with a sledgehammer. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
Lauren talks us through her character for the upcoming RTF: Shadows of the Beanstalk arc. Meet Phase, a cybernetic multi-limbed bounty hunter that has a newfound phobia of elevators. (It's not a phase mom!) Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Lauren - Phase "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
Cors shoots his friends, Sonny gets vaporized, Shax gets a hug, Vega gets promoted, and Lunaea goes to hell. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com
It's happeningggg. Arc 2: Shadows of the Beanstalk. Sean GM's a new story using the eponymous setting. The first of a series of backstory episodes, meet Proxy an outdated construction bot that thinks he's haunted (because he is). Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Sean - GM Callie - Proxy/Geist "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck
Where a cycle ends, a new beginning can be made. Vega grieves, Sonny keeps the spirits, Shaks phones home, Cors makes a deal, and Lunaea takes a long ride out into the wastes. What else is there to do but move forward? Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com Intro: "Orbit" Joshua Woodward
Sean, Jess, Parker and Callie sit down to talk about what the fuck happened in episode 23. If you haven't listened, go do it, we'll wait. We also talk about Strix, the next RTF arc, a new mini-arc, and answer some listener questions. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Jess Parker Callie Sean Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com
The three amulets obtained, the crew returns to Last Bastion a final time to plot their next moves. A particularly vicious hairball crashes the party and what has happened, happens. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess Intro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com Interstitial Music www.incompetech.com Outro: "Orbit" Joshua Woodward
It's the crossover event of a lifetime, ExqueeriencePoints' very own Kelrick was coerced HAPPILY VOLUNTEERED to guest GM our foray into the oneshot of Skittershot by Jason Keeley! I'm not going to lie, it's a shit show, but it's *our* shit show. Part 2 to be released soon! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM: Kelrick of @exqueeriencepoints Gazigaz: Parker Nako: Lauren Quonx: Sean Dakoyo: Callie
So, half of us were sick this week, and all of us are trash. So what better way to celebrate that by recording and releasing an unedited (almost) playthrough of Trashkin by Grant Howitt. Enjoy all the sniffs/coughs/sneezes/mistakes of a full pure unfiltered RTF experience. We're sorry. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Garbo - Parker Burger King - Sean Hershey - Lauren The Fox - Jess GM - Callie
It's been a long time in the making, but they finally did it. The crew suits up in massive 140+ ton metal war machines and stomps across the wastes of Daimlako. Pigeons? No, they hunt a bigger beast, the one who holds the amulet in it's heart. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com Interstitial Music www.incompetech.com
Sean and Callie sit down to talk about GM'ing, and nearly instantly start off on a different tangent. Would you expect anything else? Minor spoilers for Ep 22. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie Sean Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com
The ominous things in the distance become ominous things up close. The gang gets a visit from an old friend. Marcus goes home to his family. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com 647
Callie catches up with your questions from last OOC, this time with a functioning mic. Interviewed by Jess, topics range from inspiration, writing, and GM'ing to upcoming projects and what Squirnk would do for work in our reality. If you like hearing about the "creative" process, this is the episode for you. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Callie Jess Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com
What a lovely day, the course is set, the guns loaded, and the engine primed. The crew kicks up one hell of a dust cloud blasting across the wasteland to recover the still beating heart of their former ship. WITNESS THEM. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com Highway Star - Karoke Backing Track (plsnosue)
The time is set, the cast is assembled, the GM's mic shits the bed. Do they falter? No! They record an OOC episode for that sweet sweet inside look at RPG's, Podcasting, and the Cast. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com
On an evening in January on Verces, a street wise kid named Vega meets Mary Fields, together, they work to try to find a way to save the universe. On an evening in January on Verces, a street wise kid named Vega meets Mary Fields, together, they work to try to find a way to save the universe. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM - Callie Vega - Jess Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Spacial Harvest by www.incompetech.com Turin by www.filmstro.com
Some guy in a cave tells you he made a virtual garden of eden and keeps trying to get you to put on a weird headset so he can show you. Do you put it on? The crew sure does. That and other questionable decisions on this weeks episode! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Club Music by Punch_Deck Bandcamp Link Smooth Lovin by www.incompetech.com
A massive earthquake hits the California coast. The cast of Roll to Fail is having a party, they must work together to survive not just the natural disaster, but something far more unnatural lurking in the shadows. We play ourselves! In a TTRPG! Even worse, we vote on each others attributes. End of the World is a TTRPG by Fantasy Flight Games, we're playing the Wrath of the Gods module. Episode 2 coming soon, if we survive Episode 1... Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM - Sean Parker - Parker Jess - Jess Callie - Callie Lauren - Lauren Sean - ChrisFish Intro/Outro Song In the Pines ~ Lead Belly
Lunaea Moreh, intergalactic diva, ysoki cultural icon, trendsetter, slayer of fashion and foe alike. How did she get to where she is today? What about those B-Grade Holovids, and what's this about a stolen ship? This an more on TMZ, er... SPACE TMZ. Lauren's Etsy! :https://www.etsy.com/shop/KreativeKatz Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com
What's the right course of action when you are entering atmosphere without a ship? What about being chased by a 400 foot tall monster? And then what about a lunatic genius who may have a dark secret? All this and more, on this episode of RTF! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Interstitial Music by www.incompetech.com
Beep. A simple sound, but one capable of traumatizing an entire crew. This week the crew has a pajama party, orders some guns, and defuses a bomb. Happy Holidays! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com
Come one! Come all! Have your burning questions answered! How did Shaks lose his eye? Where did he get so good at tech? What do Vesk feet look like? These answered and more, on this weeks Flashback episode. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Shaks - Chris GM - Callie Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Interstitial Music by www.incompetech.com Ambient Sounds by www.tabletopaudio.com
This week the crew explores a cultist ship, traumatizes a friend, and explores a new thread. Tune in next week for Shaks' backstory episode! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Interstitial Music by www.incompetech.com
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... SONNY : A SOLARIAN STORY Earth is in turmoil, with resource scarcity heightening international tensions, humanity bands together to send a pair of colony ships deep into the unexplored stars. But who will shepherd such an undertaking.... Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Sonny - Parker GM - Callie Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Inline Music: www.incompetech.com Escape Pod Music: Gustav Holst ~ Neptune, The Mystic
When the cat's away, the mice will play! (Well, the rat, in Cors' case...) With Callie off for the week, Jess rallies the rest of the Roll to Fail crew and gathers everyone round the virtual table where, true to form, we all cause shenanigans. We also answer fan questions and delve into the differences and similarities in character and player alike. Want to know more? Reach out to us and ask us anything! (within reason... debit card pins are off limits) Kreative Katz Kickstarter - RPG Alignment Pins Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess