Roll to Fail

Meet the cast of Roll to Fail! Join, Cors the grizzled ex-detective, Sonny the solar powered guardian of his people, and Shaks, a seven foot lizard from the homeworld of the Vesk who just wants to escape the warlike stereotype of the Veskarium.   This is an Ep0 introduction to the characters and does not contain any story plot, HOWEVER it is highly recommended you listen to this to get a little background on who they are, what their motivations are, and learn a little about the players themselves in the process!    

Adventure! Mayhem! Coffee machines... IN SPACE! Join the Roll to Fail players as they tackle their first foray into the Starfinder role playing system from Paizo. This is the first episode in a year(ish) long campaign arc entirely GM'd and homebrewed by Roll to Fail's own Callie! Join Cors the space-rat detective with a chip on his shoulder larger than he is, Sonny the solar-obsessed bodyguard with a heart of gold, and Shax part time ladder, part time 7 ft tall space lizard wizard. We're all a bunch of nerds with terrible rolling luck, come fail with us!   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

  Adventure! Mayhem! Assembly Oozes? Catch up with Cors, Shax and Sonny as they go to meet the Pirate Lord Ethoan Marr, investigate some missing weapons, and collectively fist a gelatinous cube. #squadgoals   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

Unplanned surgery! Goblin extermination! Questionable medical ethics! These things and more as we check in on Cors, Shax and Sonny as they carry out the bidding of Squirnk and DB-9 to prepare for the mission given to them by the vile Ethoan Marr. #Goblinsarepeopletoo Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

Space slingshots, rogue robots, and sparkly spaceships! All this and more! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com  

Plots are plotted, alliances are formed, handcuff keys are lost! All this and more! Stay tuned after this episode for a special sneak peak at Ep6. Design your own Critical Fail! From now until July 18th, submit your critical fails to @RolltoFailPod on Twitter, or at the RTF Facebook page. Write out a misfortune to befall our heroes in the categories of melee, ranged, or magic. We aim to use as many as we can in upcoming episodes! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Teaser Song "Wounded" by www.incomptech.com

A long time overdue, but the wait is over! Listen to the interview with Lauren about her character Lunaea, the 4th member of the crew! Episode 6 will be out July 2nd!   Design your own Critical Fail! Submit your critical fails to @RolltoFailPod on Twitter, or at the RTF Facebook page. Write out a misfortune to befall our heroes in the categories of melee, ranged, or magic. We aim to use as many as we can in upcoming episodes! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

Space stations are assaulted, friends are lost, the big bad cometh. All this and more on Episode 6 of RTF!   Stay tuned after this episode for a special sneak peak at Ep6. Design your own Critical Fail! From now until July 18th, submit your critical fails to @RolltoFailPod on Twitter, or at the RTF Facebook page. Write out a misfortune to befall our heroes in the categories of melee, ranged, or magic. We aim to use as many as we can in upcoming episodes! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Hollow Man Background "Dark Matter" www.tabletopaudio.com

Join Callie and Sean for a brief overview of the changes they made to starship combat to better suit the casts needs! Episode 7 featuring these changes will be airing next week!  

More friends are lost (sorry friends), the big bad walks forward a few steps, everybody runs in terror, and we try out some ship combat.  All this and more on Episode 7 of RTF! Design your own Critical Fail! From now until July 18th, submit your critical fails to @RolltoFailPod on Twitter, or at the RTF Facebook page. Write out a misfortune to befall our heroes in the categories of melee, ranged, or magic. We aim to use as many as we can in upcoming episodes! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Further Music/Ambience by www.tabletopaudio.com

What happens when two unhinged panda bears and an incompetent honey badger try to pull off the world's most daring heist at Honey Con 2018 in San Francisco? Join Parker as he GM's our first one session RPG, a departure from a current campaign that allows us to play a fun single episode game. This week it's Honey Heist by Grant Howitt! Design your own Critical Fail! From now until July 18th, submit your critical fails to @RolltoFailPod on Twitter, or at the RTF Facebook page. Write out a misfortune to befall our heroes in the categories of melee, ranged, or magic. We aim to use as many as we can in upcoming episodes! Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast:   GM - Parker Hans - Sean Lin - Jess Ethel - Callie Intro/Outro Song "Boss" by www.bensound.com    

Fantasy Sci-Fi Costco! Check in with the crew as they search Aktion for paint and turbo-encabulators.  Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

You know when you and your friends go out for a night of dancing and then wind up in police custody asking what the hell went wrong? The gang does. And it's all Cors' fault. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

Criminal trials, interviews, baby oil, we've got it all. Check in with the crew as they weave their way through the Akitonian justice system. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Intro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Outro Song "Volatile Reaction" by Incomptech  

Welcome to the first in a sub series we're calling Out of Character (OOC), where we sit about and bore you to death with our thoughts on different game systems, reminisce about old RPG tales, and generally just faff about for 30 minutes or so. This week we talk about our introductions to role playing, and some of our favorite moments from our past in gaming.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie   Intro/Outro: Sci-Fi by www.bensound.com 

We're picking right back up from the cliffhanger of Episode 10, so let's get right back into the action and see if Sonny escapes with his life, or more importantly, his mind.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Intro Song "Volatile Reaction" by Incomptech

Off to new places to explore, Callie descends into madness and emerges with a diabolical dungeon design, Vega has their first field mission with the crew, Sonny tries to speed-run the dungeon, Shaks makes a team name.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Button Song: "Prelude and Action" by www.incompetech.com

Halfway through a perilous trap and puzzle filled dungeon, the crew finds out that they aren't alone deep under the desert sands of Akiton.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Inline music from www.incompetech.com 

The second of our sub series where we sit about and talk about gaming, our memories around it, and a little discussion of the behind the scenes of the recent episodes. Full cast this week! Stay tuned after the show for information on how to enter our giveaway contest!     Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Intro/Outro: Sci-Fi by www.bensound.com 

The crew explores the Contemplative compound, learns more about Amaya, Nothing, and the Eden, argues with a shopkeeper, and fixes up the dungeon to repel an enemy force. Shaks takes a nap.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

Not too long ago, in the same exact galaxy, a grizzled Ysoki detective goes on one last job with his partner and wife Amaya, find and rescue an informant on the bustling Absalom Station. Tune in to find out more of Cors' backstory and what drives him as a character.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie     Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Elevator Muzak: www.incompetech.com

The crew sits back and watches as the cultists make their way through the diabolically retooled dungeon. Will Sonny be stuck as a door forever? Will the cultists notice Cors as the book? Will Vega finally snap and kill everyone else? WHO KNOWS. Let's find out!   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play! (Well, the rat, in Cors' case...)  With Callie off for the week, Jess rallies the rest of the Roll to Fail crew and gathers everyone round the virtual table where, true to form, we all cause shenanigans. We also answer fan questions and delve into the differences and similarities in character and player alike. Want to know more? Reach out to us and ask us anything! (within reason... debit card pins are off limits) Kreative Katz Kickstarter - RPG Alignment Pins Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... SONNY : A SOLARIAN STORY Earth is in turmoil, with resource scarcity heightening international tensions, humanity bands together to send a pair of colony ships deep into the unexplored stars. But who will shepherd such an undertaking.... Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Sonny - Parker GM - Callie   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Inline Music: www.incompetech.com Escape Pod Music: Gustav Holst ~ Neptune, The Mystic

This week the crew explores a cultist ship, traumatizes a friend, and explores a new thread. Tune in next week for Shaks' backstory episode!   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Interstitial Music by www.incompetech.com 

Come one! Come all! Have your burning questions answered! How did Shaks lose his eye? Where did he get so good at tech? What do Vesk feet look like? These answered and more, on this weeks Flashback episode.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Shaks - Chris GM - Callie       Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Interstitial Music by www.incompetech.com  Ambient Sounds by www.tabletopaudio.com  

Beep. A simple sound, but one capable of traumatizing an entire crew. This week the crew has a pajama party, orders some guns, and defuses a bomb. Happy Holidays!   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com

What's the right course of action when you are entering atmosphere without a ship? What about being chased by a 400 foot tall monster? And then what about a lunatic genius who may have a dark secret? All this and more, on this episode of RTF!   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Interstitial Music by www.incompetech.com  

Lunaea Moreh, intergalactic diva, ysoki cultural icon, trendsetter, slayer of fashion and foe alike. How did she get to where she is today? What about those B-Grade Holovids, and what's this about a stolen ship? This an more on TMZ, er... SPACE TMZ.   Lauren's Etsy! :https://www.etsy.com/shop/KreativeKatz   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com    

A massive earthquake hits the California coast. The cast of Roll to Fail is having a party, they must work together to survive not just the natural disaster, but something far more unnatural lurking in the shadows. We play ourselves! In a TTRPG! Even worse, we vote on each others attributes. End of the World is a TTRPG by Fantasy Flight Games, we're playing the Wrath of the Gods module. Episode 2 coming soon, if we survive Episode 1...   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast:   GM - Sean Parker - Parker Jess - Jess Callie - Callie Lauren - Lauren Sean - ChrisFish   Intro/Outro Song In the Pines ~ Lead Belly

Some guy in a cave tells you he made a virtual garden of eden and keeps trying to get you to put on a weird headset so he can show you. Do you put it on? The crew sure does. That and other questionable decisions on this weeks episode!   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: Cors - Sean GM - Callie Lunaea - Lauren Shaks - Chris Sonny - Parker Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Club Music by Punch_Deck Bandcamp Link Smooth Lovin by www.incompetech.com 

On an evening in January on Verces, a street wise kid named Vega  meets Mary Fields, together, they work to try to find a way to save the universe. On an evening in January on Verces, a street wise kid named Vega  meets Mary Fields, together, they work to try to find a way to save the universe.   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM - Callie Vega - Jess   Intro/Outro Song "Sci-Fi" by www.bensound.com Spacial Harvest by www.incompetech.com  Turin by www.filmstro.com  

The time is set, the cast is assembled, the GM's mic shits the bed. Do they falter? No! They record an OOC episode for that sweet sweet inside look at RPG's, Podcasting, and the Cast. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com 

What a lovely day, the course is set, the guns loaded, and the engine primed. The crew kicks up one hell of a dust cloud blasting across the wasteland to recover the still beating heart of their former ship. WITNESS THEM.   Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  Highway Star - Karoke Backing Track (plsnosue)

Callie catches up with your questions from last OOC, this time with a functioning mic. Interviewed by Jess, topics range from inspiration, writing, and GM'ing to upcoming projects and what Squirnk would do for work in our reality. If you like hearing about the "creative" process, this is the episode for you.     Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie Jess   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com 

The ominous things in the distance become ominous things up close. The gang gets a visit from an old friend. Marcus goes home to his family.   Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  647

Sean and Callie sit down to talk about GM'ing, and nearly instantly start off on a different tangent. Would you expect anything else? Minor spoilers for Ep 22.   Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie Sean   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com 

It's been a long time in the making, but they finally did it. The crew suits up in massive 140+ ton metal war machines and stomps across the wastes of Daimlako. Pigeons? No, they hunt a bigger beast, the one who holds the amulet in it's heart.   Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  Interstitial Music www.incompetech.com 

So, half of us were sick this week, and all of us are trash. So what better way to celebrate that by recording and releasing an unedited (almost) playthrough of Trashkin by Grant Howitt. Enjoy all the sniffs/coughs/sneezes/mistakes of a full pure unfiltered RTF experience. We're sorry. Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast:   Garbo - Parker Burger King - Sean Hershey - Lauren The Fox - Jess GM - Callie  

It's the crossover event of a lifetime, ExqueeriencePoints' very own Kelrick was coerced HAPPILY VOLUNTEERED to guest GM our foray into the oneshot of Skittershot by Jason Keeley! I'm not going to lie, it's a shit show, but it's *our* shit show. Part 2 to be released soon!   Come talk with us: Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Credits: Cast: GM: Kelrick of @exqueeriencepoints  Gazigaz: Parker Nako: Lauren Quonx: Sean Dakoyo: Callie

The three amulets obtained, the crew returns to Last Bastion a final time to plot their next moves. A particularly vicious hairball crashes the party and what has happened, happens. Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Intro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  Interstitial Music www.incompetech.com  Outro: "Orbit" Joshua Woodward

Sean, Jess, Parker and Callie sit down to talk about what the fuck happened in episode 23. If you haven't listened, go do it, we'll wait. We also talk about Strix, the next RTF arc, a new mini-arc, and answer some listener questions.   Come talk with us: Discord  /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Jess Parker Callie Sean   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com 

Where a cycle ends, a new beginning can be made. Vega grieves, Sonny keeps the spirits, Shaks phones home, Cors makes a deal, and Lunaea takes a long ride out into the wastes. What else is there to do but move forward?   Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  Intro: "Orbit" Joshua Woodward

Cors shoots his friends, Sonny gets vaporized, Shax gets a hug, Vega gets promoted, and Lunaea goes to hell.      Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren Chris Sean Callie Parker Jess   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com   

Sonny and Vega head to the Eden. Sonny absolves those that were lost, Vega follows a thread to it's conclusion.    Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast:   Callie Parker Jess   Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  Interstitial "Thunder Dreams" www.incompetech.com  

Lunaea captains the defense of the resistance HQ. Ysoki Fashionistas practice their rappelling skills, and Dagor pops a squat. We hope we never have to write those words again.    Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Lauren  Callie     Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com 

Squirnk opens a door. Cors receives a gift. Shaks obliterates some machinery. The penultimate episode, the end is nigh.   Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie Chris Sean     Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  Spatial Harvest and Unlight by www.incompetech.com   

All roads lead to the final boss. Vega turns it up to 11. Sonny explodes (again). Cors channels his inner Rocket Raccoon. Shaks flips the bird. Lunaea squads up. BOSS FIGHT!   Come talk with us: Discord Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod Reddit /r/RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie Chris Sean Lauren Jess Parker     Intro/Outro "Sci-fi" www.bensound.com  Brittle Rile, Dreams Become Real, Symmetry and Promises to Keep by www.incompetech.com 

It's happeningggg. Arc 2: Shadows of the Beanstalk. Sean GM's a new story using the eponymous setting. The first of a series of backstory episodes, meet Proxy an outdated construction bot that thinks he's haunted (because he is).   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Callie - Proxy/Geist   "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck

Lauren talks us through her character for the upcoming RTF: Shadows of the Beanstalk arc. Meet Phase, a cybernetic multi-limbed bounty hunter that has a newfound phobia of elevators. (It's not a phase mom!)   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Lauren - Phase   "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck

Parker debuts Solnechno, the retired clone roughneck with a new penchant for bank robbery. Learn just *how* many problems can be solved with a sledgehammer.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno   "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck

Jess walks us through the life of a former soldier with a penchant for leasing his body to questionably licensed cyberneticists. Meet Ellis, he's not flipping you off, his arms just malfunctioning.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Jess - Ellis   "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck  

Chris takes us on a tour through the creation of Jax, a top of the line Bioroid with a mysterious purpose and a quick trigger finger. The Voight-Kampff test got nothing on him. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Chris - Jax   "Organic to Synthetic" by Punch Deck

This week Chris, Sean and Callie take a brief journey through the basic rules of Shadows of the Beanstalk. Also Chris gleefully recounts his utter betrayal of Callie in a cooperative boardgame.   Come talk with us: Discord  /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Chris Callie Sean     As always much love to Punch Deck for the musi  

Out of beta and into the full release, episode 1 of our Shadows of the Beanstalk arc is here! Join the cast as they are tossed headlong into the neon dark of the cyberpunk hellscape Sean has crafted for them. The future is now.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy   "Organic to Synthetic" & "Sunrise Over Dystopia" by Punch Deck

This week Chris and Lauren got on mic to represent the cast in the off week and talk about literally whatever wanders into their minds. This is definitely not because Callie forgot to organize an episode this week ahead of time.   Come talk with us: Discord  /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Chris Lauren     As always much love to Punch Deck for the music

Seeking help from the mysterious "Baker" the group makes strides in recycling, meets a new member, and encounters a potentially vital new ally, or perhaps more aptly, a comrade.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy   "Organic to Synthetic" & "Sunrise Over Dystopia" by Punch Deck

Sean and Callie drive 900+ miles from mid CA to Seattle! They brought radios and recorded their increasingly deteriorating mental state during the marathon. Behold.    Come talk with us: Discord  /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean  Callie     As always much love to Punch Deck for the music

Boss fight? Boss Fight! The "team" comes startlingly close to showing such things as "camaraderie" "teamwork" and "aptitude". One things for sure, they're all definitely "accomplices" now.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic" & "Sunrise Over Dystopia" by Punch Deck

The "exciting" conclusion to the 900 miles recorded road trip, now in "Greatest" hits format. Listen to such treasures as Bridge Energy, Butt Cemetery, and the Tinseltown Bomber. We'll be back to our normal OOC topics next OOC!   Come talk with us: Discord  /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean  Callie     As always much love to Punch Deck for the music

For the record, a sledgehammer is not a valid surgical implement. Oh yeah and I guess the team does some stuff. Bangalore has a problem, Solnechno "fixes" a friend, autopsies are performed.    Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic"  by Punch Deck

Hale phone home, Phase gets a mission, Pr0xy buys cat food, Solnechno has a workplace performance evaluation. All these exciting things and more, so much more.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic"  by Punch Deck

The party splits up to better investigate leads on who or what is making the killer chips. Solnechno and Phase infiltrate a tower, and Pr0xy and Hale return to the scene of a crime.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic"  by Punch Deck

The investigation continues, new information is learned, Pr0xys vocabulator temporarily fails, new friends are made, and Callie finally realized why Sean insisted on setting his campaign in the Cyberpunk genre.     Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Jess - Ellis Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic"  by Punch Deck

The separate investigations continue, Phase and Hale split off to suss out answers to known questions, and find yet more questions in the process.    Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic"  by Punch Deck

Sonny and Pr0xy pull off the greatest heist in the last two or three days. What could go wrong when you combine small children, digital swords, gas leaks and military grade combat drones?   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic"  by Punch Deck

Parker and Callie debut the new side-series for RTF, Grug Problems, a primer to table top role playing games designed to take the uninitiated from curious to capable with some laughs along the way. Learn the basics of a d20 based system on our mutual adventurer with a hapless caveman that dreams of adventure.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Firebrand, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We're getting the band back together! The group reconvenes to discuss their side quests, Phase goes on a walk, Hale threatens a kid, and someone eats cyanide. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Sean - GM Parker - Solnechno Lauren - Phase Callie- Pr0xy Chris - Mr. Hale   "Organic to Synthetic"  by Punch Deck

This week Lauren, Parker and Callie play Witch House, a one page RPG by Grant Howitt! Lauren and Parker play bewitched children teaming up to murder the evil witch who has ensnared them. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Toad Parker - Cat   Come Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3526-come-play-with-me/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  It's 1912, the graduate class of Marigold University are about to receive their postings. Alonso and Aylin, two such students are poised to embark on an adventure to contain the Odd, strange energy brought to Earth and contained in powerful Artefacts. Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso   "Ascent to the Peak"  by Punch Deck  

Aylin and Alonso step off a too long series of travels and into Punta Arenas, a coastal Chilean city and final leg of the overland journey to Mt Terror. Here they will travel by boat to Antarctica, but rumors of a mysterious growth in the water piques their interest.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso   "Ascent to the Peak"  by Punch Deck

  The intrepid adventurers arrive at the coast, before them a megastructure made from metal coral, and within that, the Odd. Aylin tests out her axe, Alonso bridges the language barrier, Ursa eats way too much. All that and more on this weeks episode.   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso   "Ascent to the Peak"  by Punch Deck  

The first adventure is going... okay. If you consider a multi-segmented 20+ ft horror worm attacking the party okay. Combat! Heroics! Cast iron cookware!   Come talk with us: Discord /vsuMfQy Facebook at RolltoFailPod Twitter @RolltoFailPod Instagram @RolltoFailPod   Cast: Callie - GM Lauren - Aylin Parker - Alonso   "Ascent to the Peak"  by Punch Deck