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Ruff Cuts - Good Boys in Bad Movies - Friends Boyks and Ilyon sit down to rate the best dogs in the worst movies, so you don't have to.

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    • May 28, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 225 - Regrettably, Rover Dangerfield

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 60:12


    It's all Rover.

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    Episode 224 - Tammy and the T-Rex (Uncut Special Ryyudo Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 76:13


    Special guest Ryyudo joins us for a second dinosaur adventure, this time the newly restored Tammy and the T-Rex from Vinegar Syndrome with all the gore, sex and swearing that had been cut to make the film PG and try to market it.  

    Episode 223 - Theodore Rex

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 67:59


    Whoopi Goldberg the computer and her 7 million dollar dinosaur headache - also Zippy the dog

    Episode 222 - Watchers Reborn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 54:51


    Be reborn, young Skywalker; go get that war crime mommy you always wanted

    Episode 221 - A Minecraft Theatrical Experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 64:13


    Do you even jockey chicken?

    Episode 220 - The Ugly Dachshund (Chicken Jockey!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 46:23


    Ilyon returns from vacation to take a nap watching a Disney Classic - The Ugly Dachshund.

    Episode 219 - Big Bad (Camera Work) Beetleborgs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 66:04


    Bennet Foddy's QWOP dick saves town from comic book character mayhem

    Episode 218 - Curse of the Devil

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 63:44


    Righteousness will win... Bitches.

    Episode 217 - Road Rovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 58:50


    Remember that cool cartoon about anthropomorphic animals with attitude? No, not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No, not Biker Mice from Mars. No, not Street Sharks...

    Episode 216 - Psych 2: Lassie Come Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 55:03


    Two himbos walk into a cat cafe and find murder, intrigue, feet tickling, romance, nutrigrain bars, vikings, and adult baby play. There's even a dog!

    Episode 215 - Summer School

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 60:43


    School's back for summer! Do you like dogs getting big heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter, Mark Harmon, underage drinking, Saturday morning specials, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and sexual harassment? Then do we have the movie for you! Is it the best 80s comedy you never saw???

    Episode 214 - Dog Soldiers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 60:47


    Special guest, lovely Sid from the Bad Game Hall of Fame podcast joins us for our most requested movie. Dogs. Soldiers. War never changes. Unless it's a full moon.

    Episode 213 - Hundreds of Beavers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 54:54


    Good boys deserve a treat and we gave ourselves an incredible indie comedy to enjoy.

    Episode 212 - Dark Wolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 67:11


    It's wolves, but dark! Now airing season 5 on The CW

    Episode 211 - Train Enthusiast Hive Mind Real, Not Clickbait

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 54:43


    EZ Money director Dan T. Hall returns with a Old No. 587: The Great Train Robbery - which contains no robbery and 586 less dogs than promised.

    Episode 210 - Titanic, the Legend Goes On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 48:22


    Let us all salute and accept fate as the mariachi band plays its final song on the deck of the doomed ship Titanic. We'll follow that with a rap number from our #1 cop dog.

    Episode 209 - ZOOks-ing in the New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 71:34


    Special guest Ryyudo returns for a look at Belgian animation film ZOOks! Find out the horrible destructive power of nature, eat some Zong, grow up in the woods with some dogs and get eaten alive by vicious caterpillars. Do you want to die? 

    Episode 208 - A Very Airbud Chrismas To All (Puppy Star Christmas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 59:45


    Happy Holidays! As a special Christmas gift, Boyks and Ilyon have completed the Rite and finished the final Pup Star movie, just in time for Christmas.

    Ruff Cuts Episode 207 - An (Incel) Bulldog For Xmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 65:16


    Boyks goes in for some pre-venge against Ilyon with a doggy swap movie for Christmas. Chips, the omnipotent Christmas deity turns a fade-cut liberal Seattle-ite Christmas assassin into a dog to face divine punishment; spending time with her family during the holidays.

    Episode 206 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 52:16


    "I will stand by the first movie of this, I've seen it; it's good" - Boyks, 2024

    Episode 205 - The Peanut Butter Solution

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 65:35


    Canadian activation in progress: log drivers, hairum scarum, house hippos, infinite hair, magic brushes, loons, transient ghosts, put it on your head - but not your mouth

    Episode 204 - The Adventures of Dally and Spanky

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 52:31


    Hit internet sensations are here! It's Spanky, the Pony That Hates and his good friend Dally, to ride him. Will they do anything else for 90 minutes? Of course not!

    Ruff Cuts Episode 203 - Little Bigfoot 2 The Revenge Saga

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 64:56


    Boyks won't stop the cycle of violence. Time for an "improved" Little Bigfoot

    Episode 202 - Up on the Wooftop

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 61:32


    The Halloween monsters are all going to sleep, but they awakened something frozen, something... worse. It's our first Christmas movie of the year!

    Ruff Cuts Episode 201 - The Cop Dog Ghost Dog Hybrid We've Been Promising

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 69:57


    At long last, the chosen one

    Episode 200 - Guns of El Chupacabra

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 63:01


    It's Halloween and what's scarier than a good boy Chupacabra? The intersection of art and exploitation.

    Episode 199 - Howling VI

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 62:29


    We're closing in on the end of spooky season and the end of the Howling series! This time, it's the "battle of ultimate evil" between vampire, werewolf, and boredom

    Episode 198 - Full Eclipse

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 70:05


    Mario Van Peebles stars as bad dog werewolf cop in an 90s HBO special movie about cleaning the streets of werewolf smack. Oh. Boy.

    Episode 197 - Outside Experimental Combat Mammal (Watchers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 70:16


    Boyks and Ilyon become Watchers this week, starting off spooky season with a tried and true formula - Roger Corman, with a dash of Michael Ironside... And... Is that Corey Haim??

    Episode 196 - Sausage Party (CW)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 54:14


    CW: Racism, sexual assault Special guest TheJewker joins us for a world-ending party about god, life, art, racism, immaturity, farts, dicks, asses, bad words, bath salts, and more total bullshit.

    Episode 195 - Little Bigfoot, You Nasty

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 72:57


    The Bigfoot weed would fix what's wrong with us.

    Episode 194 - Down Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 54:16


    "Down Dog is about a man who turned himself into a dildo and he's trying to... not let his ex-wife turn him into a pet dog and his life is very disorganized but his son needs him. So he's struggling." - Director Andres Dussan

    Episode 193 - Borderlands

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 97:06


    Boyks and Ilyon are back from a rare trip to the theatre with a special fan request episode. Time to get Randy and yuck it up with Claptrap and friends in Borderlands.   Not laugh, yuck.   Why do you hate us?

    Episode 192 - EZ Money!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 60:28


    Jut Monroe, undercover dog cop, here to prevent a $30 million theft of Nigerian email money from the CIA computer banks. Now that's EZ money.

    Episode 191 - Boyks' Upturned Rake Emporium

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 71:57


    It's a double feature of bad cartoon knock-offs, from a PS2 game cartoon movie to Japanese fake Disney animation, check out the garden of horrid delights Boyks has trapped Ilyon with this week.

    Episode 190 - Underworld: Blood Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 65:13


    Good boys Boyks and Ilyon bite into a new dog series with Underworld. The world is at war again, werewolves, vampires, twinks and Skrillex war in the streets. Can Kate Beckinsale wear tight enough pants to take them all down?

    Episode 189 - Dragon Ball Evolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 79:37


      We're 'Geeko'ing out about more live action Dragon Ball action. We cover all the pulse-pounding, chi-blasting, head sliding action as Goku meets the Great Gazoo and stops the apocalypse monkey. Dragon Ball!

    Episode 188 - Dragon Ballz!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 58:19


    Ilyon and Boyks rediscover the magic of Akira Toriyama by looking at the live action adaptation of Dragon Ball! Ilyon's pretty sure the president is a dog and that should count, so we'll see how far the adaptation strays from the source

    Episode 187 - Trapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 60:58


    Back from a very short work and injury hiatus, it's another episode of lost media! Boyks dug up another 70s made for TV movie special! You're Trapped in here with us and the dogs

    Episode 186 - Sci-fi Hot Dog Gun (Nickelodeon's Rufus)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 61:40


    Magic amulets, dog people, hot dog guns and (of course) a healthy dose of bare feet. Now that's a dog movie!

    Episode 185 - Feeding Mr Baldwin Presented By Devolver Digital

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 62:21


    Ilyon and Boyks return for another dark comedy about feeding bodies to dogs - how does this keep happening?

    Episode 184 - The Return of Kobuddy (Shaggy Dog 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 68:24


    Wilby Daniels returns with brother Moochie to commit dog crimes, shoot commercials, practice law, and get married. Guest host Kobuddy returns for the non-Tim Allen Shaggy Dog made for TV movie; The Return of the Shaggy Dog!

    Episode 183 - Wishbone Dies Today

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 59:06


    Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to honour the life of big banker, embezzler, and landlord Wishbone, Boyks' old favourite, who we now must unfortunately END

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    Episode 182 - Robo-Kuvo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 53:59


    Kuvo joins our hosts this week for the return of Robo-dog. Robo-dog's death and reanimation as a new entity - Mr. Sparky - raises serious ethical and philosophical implications. Do our memories define who we are? Can a machine have a soul? Do you think the kids dad just gets them every second weekend, or...? Find out the answer to at least one of these questions!

    Episode 181 - Dr. Chuckles and the Case of the Too Long Name

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 60:00


    Join us this week in Roblox for Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat: The Case of the Giggle Geeks. What an easy name to market off of. Why not just use the fake name used in this Christian children's movie? Clowns Gone Wild? Jesus Christ

    Episode 180 - The Three Dogateers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 60:57


    Merry Christmas! I know you asked for dog adventures with the Dogateers Timmy, but how would you like a Christmas movie with Dean Cain instead???? You were a bad kid, Timmy.

    Episode 179 - Hokuto No Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 74:14


    Special guest and Hokuto No Ken enjoyer Tie tuesday joins us for the 1995 live action adaptation. Why is Chris Penn here? Where is Ken's wife? Are we already dead? Is Jackal the best boy, or whippit Nosferatu? Time to find out!

    Episode 178 - The Boy, the Dog and the Clown

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 55:32


    And the incredibly confused podcast. We learn the lifecycle of clowns, how to prevent a heart attack (downing a full bottle of pills), what a snipe looks like, and absolutely nothing about a dog. How does this keep happening? Put a dog in your dog movies!

    Episode 177 - Air Bud: World Pup

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2024 58:21


    Boyks dredges up a VHS tape from the depths of Disney hell and straps Ilyon down to learn the lore of the mysterious sixth Airbuddy. Get ready buddyheads, for the not-at-all exciting answer.  

    Episode 176 - Easter Bunny Puppy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 51:03


    There's no bunny, no puppy, and forget about Easter. It's another David DeCouteau masterpiece!

    Episode 175 - Nice Try, But R.A.D.A.R. Is A Mary Sue

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 58:03


    Boyks and Ilyon stumble across pirate gold sapphires dollar store glass beads in the form of R.A.D.A.R. the bionic dog. Pirates, cyborgs, mad scientists, and corrupt mayors abound and somehow it's all unwatchable. Time to walk the plank.

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