Ruff Cuts

When a child's toy comes to life, we go to sleep.

You've heard of the Rizzler, but back in the 90s they had a secret program to create... The Gribbler

From the creator of Little Shop of Horrors, comes Gremli... I mean, Ghoulie... I mean, Critte... I mean... Munchies? Is Munchies taken?

It's all Rover.

Special guest Ryyudo joins us for a second dinosaur adventure, this time the newly restored Tammy and the T-Rex from Vinegar Syndrome with all the gore, sex and swearing that had been cut to make the film PG and try to market it.  

Whoopi Goldberg the computer and her 7 million dollar dinosaur headache - also Zippy the dog

Be reborn, young Skywalker; go get that war crime mommy you always wanted

Do you even jockey chicken?

Ilyon returns from vacation to take a nap watching a Disney Classic - The Ugly Dachshund.

Bennet Foddy's QWOP dick saves town from comic book character mayhem

Righteousness will win... Bitches.

Remember that cool cartoon about anthropomorphic animals with attitude? No, not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No, not Biker Mice from Mars. No, not Street Sharks...

Two himbos walk into a cat cafe and find murder, intrigue, feet tickling, romance, nutrigrain bars, vikings, and adult baby play. There's even a dog!

School's back for summer! Do you like dogs getting big heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter, Mark Harmon, underage drinking, Saturday morning specials, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and sexual harassment? Then do we have the movie for you! Is it the best 80s comedy you never saw???

Special guest, lovely Sid from the Bad Game Hall of Fame podcast joins us for our most requested movie. Dogs. Soldiers. War never changes. Unless it's a full moon.

Good boys deserve a treat and we gave ourselves an incredible indie comedy to enjoy.

It's wolves, but dark! Now airing season 5 on The CW

EZ Money director Dan T. Hall returns with a Old No. 587: The Great Train Robbery - which contains no robbery and 586 less dogs than promised.

Let us all salute and accept fate as the mariachi band plays its final song on the deck of the doomed ship Titanic. We'll follow that with a rap number from our #1 cop dog.

Special guest Ryyudo returns for a look at Belgian animation film ZOOks! Find out the horrible destructive power of nature, eat some Zong, grow up in the woods with some dogs and get eaten alive by vicious caterpillars. Do you want to die? 

Happy Holidays! As a special Christmas gift, Boyks and Ilyon have completed the Rite and finished the final Pup Star movie, just in time for Christmas.

Boyks goes in for some pre-venge against Ilyon with a doggy swap movie for Christmas. Chips, the omnipotent Christmas deity turns a fade-cut liberal Seattle-ite Christmas assassin into a dog to face divine punishment; spending time with her family during the holidays.

"I will stand by the first movie of this, I've seen it; it's good" - Boyks, 2024

Canadian activation in progress: log drivers, hairum scarum, house hippos, infinite hair, magic brushes, loons, transient ghosts, put it on your head - but not your mouth

Hit internet sensations are here! It's Spanky, the Pony That Hates and his good friend Dally, to ride him. Will they do anything else for 90 minutes? Of course not!

Boyks won't stop the cycle of violence. Time for an "improved" Little Bigfoot

The Halloween monsters are all going to sleep, but they awakened something frozen, something... worse. It's our first Christmas movie of the year!

At long last, the chosen one

It's Halloween and what's scarier than a good boy Chupacabra? The intersection of art and exploitation.

We're closing in on the end of spooky season and the end of the Howling series! This time, it's the "battle of ultimate evil" between vampire, werewolf, and boredom

Mario Van Peebles stars as bad dog werewolf cop in an 90s HBO special movie about cleaning the streets of werewolf smack. Oh. Boy.

Boyks and Ilyon become Watchers this week, starting off spooky season with a tried and true formula - Roger Corman, with a dash of Michael Ironside... And... Is that Corey Haim??

CW: Racism, sexual assault Special guest TheJewker joins us for a world-ending party about god, life, art, racism, immaturity, farts, dicks, asses, bad words, bath salts, and more total bullshit.

The Bigfoot weed would fix what's wrong with us.

"Down Dog is about a man who turned himself into a dildo and he's trying to... not let his ex-wife turn him into a pet dog and his life is very disorganized but his son needs him. So he's struggling." - Director Andres Dussan

Boyks and Ilyon are back from a rare trip to the theatre with a special fan request episode. Time to get Randy and yuck it up with Claptrap and friends in Borderlands.   Not laugh, yuck.   Why do you hate us?

Jut Monroe, undercover dog cop, here to prevent a $30 million theft of Nigerian email money from the CIA computer banks. Now that's EZ money.

It's a double feature of bad cartoon knock-offs, from a PS2 game cartoon movie to Japanese fake Disney animation, check out the garden of horrid delights Boyks has trapped Ilyon with this week.

Good boys Boyks and Ilyon bite into a new dog series with Underworld. The world is at war again, werewolves, vampires, twinks and Skrillex war in the streets. Can Kate Beckinsale wear tight enough pants to take them all down?

  We're 'Geeko'ing out about more live action Dragon Ball action. We cover all the pulse-pounding, chi-blasting, head sliding action as Goku meets the Great Gazoo and stops the apocalypse monkey. Dragon Ball!

Ilyon and Boyks rediscover the magic of Akira Toriyama by looking at the live action adaptation of Dragon Ball! Ilyon's pretty sure the president is a dog and that should count, so we'll see how far the adaptation strays from the source

Back from a very short work and injury hiatus, it's another episode of lost media! Boyks dug up another 70s made for TV movie special! You're Trapped in here with us and the dogs

Magic amulets, dog people, hot dog guns and (of course) a healthy dose of bare feet. Now that's a dog movie!

Ilyon and Boyks return for another dark comedy about feeding bodies to dogs - how does this keep happening?

Wilby Daniels returns with brother Moochie to commit dog crimes, shoot commercials, practice law, and get married. Guest host Kobuddy returns for the non-Tim Allen Shaggy Dog made for TV movie; The Return of the Shaggy Dog!

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to honour the life of big banker, embezzler, and landlord Wishbone, Boyks' old favourite, who we now must unfortunately END

Kuvo joins our hosts this week for the return of Robo-dog. Robo-dog's death and reanimation as a new entity - Mr. Sparky - raises serious ethical and philosophical implications. Do our memories define who we are? Can a machine have a soul? Do you think the kids dad just gets them every second weekend, or...? Find out the answer to at least one of these questions!

Join us this week in Roblox for Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat: The Case of the Giggle Geeks. What an easy name to market off of. Why not just use the fake name used in this Christian children's movie? Clowns Gone Wild? Jesus Christ

Merry Christmas! I know you asked for dog adventures with the Dogateers Timmy, but how would you like a Christmas movie with Dean Cain instead???? You were a bad kid, Timmy.

Special guest and Hokuto No Ken enjoyer Tie tuesday joins us for the 1995 live action adaptation. Why is Chris Penn here? Where is Ken's wife? Are we already dead? Is Jackal the best boy, or whippit Nosferatu? Time to find out!

And the incredibly confused podcast. We learn the lifecycle of clowns, how to prevent a heart attack (downing a full bottle of pills), what a snipe looks like, and absolutely nothing about a dog. How does this keep happening? Put a dog in your dog movies!