Save It For the Show

Hey, it’s a random quarantine show! Eddie and I do a video call (forgive the quality, it’s corona time!) and catch up on life during this madness and talk about how we’re dealing with everything (over-drinking, over-eating, under-sexing). Plus someone ‘hacks’ and tries to blackmail me, audiobooks, gambling with your kids, i make ‘wrap’ videos now (which you can see at http://www.instagram.com/whatsindanswrap) and lots more. I hope you are staying safe and sane out there. Thanks for listening to our little show.

No, you aren’t seeing things! We did a show! It’s been nearly a year since we closed up shop, but over the holiday break, Eddie and I had to drop one in your feed to say hello. We catch up on what we’ve been up to this year, discuss ‘rethink the third drink’, anal fissures, a bit of a brushing mishap with my cats, I get stalked at Target, we discuss an amazing fan email about being ‘bladder shy’, a bluetooth speaker problem, pitting out and lots more. Stay in touch with the show by emailing me saveitfortheshow@gmail.com or @danthebeast on twitter and instagram. See you in 2021.

Well, here we are. The end of the road. It’s our final show and you are going to love it. Don’t worry - the majority is a normal show! We talk about rituals, the Fyre docs, Monster Jam and lots more. Plus of course we reflect on the show, what it’s meant to us, read lots of listener mail, voicemails and more. And even though the show is ending, we aren’t gone forever. The show will live on archive.org, the website will stay online and you can always email us - saveitfortheshow@gmail.com - or hit me on twitter.com/danthebeast. It’s been real guys. Thanks to you all for the support all these years. When we do something new, you’ll hear about it here first. See you soon!

Brace yourself! It’s our second to last show ever, and it’s an absolute doozie! We talk awful christmas presents and how toys have become science projects for parents or mini, fake unboxing bullshit for children. Plus awful ‘freemium’ games, my take on ‘Birdbox’, representation in movies (and why it matters), I have an ‘accident’ on an airplane, I find a new porn category and get busted, internet randos in the comment section and so much more. In two weeks we are recording what will be our last show (ever?). I want it to have as much listener and fan content as possible, so now’s your very last chance to send us that email or fire in that voicemail. Give us your good wishes, your good vibes, anything. Thank you! www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact or @siftshow on Twitter.

Well, I sure hope you are enjoying your holiday! For this week's show I ramble for 10 minutes about the holiday, discuss the news from our last episode about quitting the show, how to keep tabs on us in the future and more. Then kick back, relax and enjoy a fan favorite Episode 87 'Tender Bones' from March 2014. We'll see you in January. Be sure to tell all your friends you see during the holidays to listen. If the show gets enough new listeners, the orphanage will be saved! ------- Classic show notes: Eddie and I plan our 100th show and play around with our advertising a bit, I give a #tugitfortheshow update, talk about some good/bad Mormon videos for kids about bullying and masturbating, my thoughts on SXSW and the drunkfest it is, my sardine experience and how to eat chicken wings. Plus Eddie tells an epic Church’s chicken story, hobo/coed porn, my conservative political handyman, a woman wanting me to beat her kids, we try out some show SFX, daylight savings time, watching the original Wizard of Oz, playing mini golf and MegaStuf Oreos.

Holidays are in full force and we are feeling the spirit. We talk about me going to see Metallica and Jim Bruer, plus parade pooping, watching porn at Starbucks, choking during sex, karaoke, Eddie gets an accidentally racist smog check, Kevin Hart is an idiot, I get tricked by a hacker, fantasy football update, getting free food from companies and some major show news and an update for you guys. Thanks for listening. Classic show is up next for the holidays. See you guys in January.

The world's most relatable podcasts asks all the big questions like 'how do you wipe?' Plus I have a run-in with a hotel maid, a man dances with my wife, I act like an asshole on an red-eye flight and I get super bladder shy. And then I creep out Antoni from Queer Eye! Someone uses our merchandise as sex-cleanup! Being shamed for using a vibrator! Holy smokes. So many exclamation points. What a show. Tell a friend.

Relatable! I go see "Bohemian Rhapsody" with my wife and pull a dick move and (sorta) break the law. Plus comments on porno websites, I describe our best advice for holiday gift giving (Want, Need, Wear, Read), racist halloween costumes, a guy eating a banana slug, wondering when we’ll get cancer, Filipino music and so much more. Dig it.

We had a blast on the show this week talking about drugs, drinking, privacy, conspiracy theories and more. I go camping and ‘over do it’ on a bunch of levels (including a big accident), we discuss my dad’s “horn levels”, fantasize about the powerball lotto, ponder what makes our show special and a whole lot more. If you enjoy the show, leave us a review, tell a friend, eat some candy corn!

My wife goes on a ‘girls’ trip’ and I’m Mr. Mom for nearly a week! I’m a freaking hero! We discuss that plus how it’s 100% NOT a scary time out there for young men, I go deep and break down an Al B. Sure song, watching porn on a mobile phone, how cool ‘Screentime’ is on iOS, some tweets from Dan you might have missed, we talk about ‘pecker tracks’ what is a ‘number three’ and much more!

The world might be ending but your favorite podcast is here for you! We talk about the president’s mushroom wang, I get a new cat (her name is Lollie) and she’s full of maladies (which leads to us concepting a brilliant business you can steal), Eddie and I both have embarrassing and potentially ruinous experiences at home, I get into it on the train with someone (he started it), we discuss American candy, wearing hats, stolen valor and so much more. Hit up www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact with your questions. Thanks again for listening! Tell a friend. Shoutout to www.patreon.com/siftshow as well.

Very exciting show! I go see Bill Burr do standup and it’s great. I break that whole thing down plus we talk about urinal etiquette (including how to properly pee), Kanye West creative directing the YouPorn awards, pet scams online, shout out to the podcast “Things We Hate with Amanda and Daniel”, plus “Tweets From Dan You Might Have Missed," some Fantasy Football tips from our friend Josh and people love wanking in front of English Paul.  Hit up www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact with your questions. Thanks again for listening! Tell a friend. Shoutout to www.patreon.com/siftshow as well.

I start meditating and can’t stop talking about how much I love it and how it’s having all sorts of great side effects for my life. Plus I offer a blistering hot take on John Mccain, talk about my vacation to Seattle and Idaho, a little Fantasy Football, voicemails, questions and Hit up www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact with your own questions. Thanks again for listening! Tell a friend. Shoutout to www.patreon.com/siftshow as well.

It’s our 300th show extravaganza! We share lots of listener voicemails, questions and so much more. We discuss how much the show means to us plus our favorite moments and the future of the show. If you sent us a voicemail or a question that we didn’t play, fear not! We received so many good ones, we’re going to continue playing them for the next couple episodes. So keep them coming - www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Also - if you want to play in the 3rd annual Siftshow Fantasy Football League, make sure to email us asap: saveitfortheshow@gmail.com. Thanks again for listening! Tell a friend. Shoutout to www.patreon.com/siftshow as well.

As we near our 300th episode, we're getting a lot of emails and voicemails, and wanted to make sure people had extra time to send us their thoughts. So for this week's show, check out a repeat of our classic 100th episode. It's full of fun clips from some of our fave episodes, including Al B. Sure, Dan ‘The Beast’ Severin, the ‘Drunk Show’, my favorite clip of my dad and lots more. We'll be back on August 16th with our 300th episode, so be sure to get us in your notes a few days before that.  -------- Original show notes: 100th episode! Lots of behind the scenes info on our process, how we make the show, plus an oral history where we break down a bunch of clips from the past two years and our favorite and noteworthy episodes. We also answer a bunch of listener questions including what’s next for the show, where the t-shirts are and more. A huge and hearty thanks to you for listening to the show and your support. Share it with a friend.

As we prepare for the 300th episode, we urge all of you to send us in your questions, voicemails, everything. Let’s have an extravaganza! This week we talk about the achievement of doing 300 shows, pooping your pants in public, staring at a breast feeding woman, we go deep about our plans to get vasectomies, there’s an SOS emergency on the Next Door App and lots more. Go to www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact or email us at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com with what's on your mind!

It’s a holiday week so we are in a great mood and it shows! We talk about being on business travel (including working out in a hotel gym and terrifying someone), we ponder why on earth anyone would ever be a professional legal judge, a strip club story of a very unique dancer, being a struggling female country star, if the movie “Big” holds up, special shout out to our patreon.com/siftshow people (except one guy), getting a plea deal for being on ‘To Catch a Predator’ and so much more. We go down some rabbit holes on this one. Thanks for listening. Tell a friend on a road trip to listen to the show!

Father’s Day came and went, and Eddie and I are feeling the love. We discuss the fun and silly things we did. Plus we discuss Anthony Bourdain, hanging yourself, returning things to the store, selling drugs, Kim Jong Un’s poops, talking to your partner about trying ‘butt stuff’, choosing/regretting to get married and so much more. Thanks for listening!

NEW SHOW! Your boys are back in town and absolutely rocking it. Feels great to be back in the hot seat making jokes and telling stories. We talk about Eddie’s new baby (including umbilical cords, sex, being in heaven and watching people crank one out etc.), I have a ‘bird’ experience in Home Depot, a huge ‘live photo’ mishap, buying a diamond and a ton more stuff. Biggest change after a month off? Nothing. We are refreshed and happy, but we are going to move to a bi-weekly schedule. Keep the questions and comments coming: www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact We love you.

In our last classic show before Eddie and I return for a brand new episode next week, we go WAY back to March of 2013 when the show was just starting out. This is a fun one, and a bit of a turning point for the show, because it was one of the first episodes where I shared a personal and gross story that has become the hallmark of what we do. Which of course we have leaned into and that's now our bag. Thanks again for hanging in there during our vacation! We can't wait to get back in action next week. ------ Classic show notes: I loved this show. Eddie and I talk eating placenta, Paul Rudd, March Madness, “Team Moms”, I pick up a “Felt Rose”, my son getting the game ball, Will Sasso on Vine, Nathan for You, a new segment “What’s Getting Your Goat” and more.

Nothing like seeing what your parents are working with downstairs! For this week's classic episode I dig back to episode #126 - Dad Dick from January of 2015. It's a really fun one, I know you'll dig it.  ------------ Classic notes: One of my most favorite shows yet. Tons of funny in this one. Eddie and I discuss holiday drinking, he’s doing “Biggest Loser” at work, my father-in-law gifted me deodorant, I saw my dad’s dick (spoiler: it was pretty big), Eddie and I play Lazer Tag and bully a bunch of kids, I describe a “Bubbie Butt”, I give an update on my “yeard” (a beard I’m growing for an entire year), I share a filthy story about my dog and the toilet, our new sponsor “Nature Box”, I discuss my newfound enjoyment of “ASMR” and how it lead to a poor buying decision for my wife and more!

Digging out one of my favorite interviews from the past! This one is from Feb of 2014 and has me talking to Jon Hendren (notorious as @fart on Twitter) about all sorts of things. As we move through our month of May vacation, I thought some of you new listeners might enjoy an older interview episode. This show brought on a bunch of new fans, and was our most popular interview. Maybe we start having guests again? Let me know your thoughts. Enjoy and if you are a fan of Jon's and new to the show, thanks for checking us out. --------- Classic show notes: Jon Hendren (@fart) joins the show for lots of twitter talk including his own process, how badly brands use it and ‘weird twitter,’ Something Awful, how Jon finds the strangest shit on the internet, Aaron Carter’s horny level, Smashmouth, how he eats lots of sardines and some cat chat. Also we discuss my Tea Party Handyman, True Detective, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, our favorite TGIF show, the movie RAD and more.

Rejoice! Eddie had his kid! And baby Remy and his wife are doing just lovely. While Eddie is on paternity leave, the show is going to take a breather for the month of May as well. I am going to post some classic shows, maybe some solo bits, etc. But we're going to use this time to recharge our batteries and consider the direction of the show. It's been nearly 6 years and 300 episodes! And it's time to make sure we are as proud and as happy with what we're doing as ever. I urge you (whether you've been listening for 3 days or 3 years) to reach out to us. Let me know what you like about the show and what you don't what you wish we did more of, etc. Thanks for your support and listening! saveitfortheshow@gmail.com / www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact ------------------ Classic show notes: New show about my daughter Quinn’s birth, and all the fun, weird stuff that happened at the hospital. Plus I begin my quest to start a feud with local awful radio personalities Rob, Arnie and Dawn.

Eddie’s lovely wife is going to have a baby any day! We talk about that, giving birth and more. Plus a little on the Boy Scouts, Kanye West, and a huge fajita scam that blows my mind. A listener has some serious accusations against me and we get an update from our tea friend Geoff. It's a fun one, thanks for listening.

Eddie and I discuss how our show is super relatable to everyone! And what would happen if one day it wasn’t because we were famous and had a butler. I’m back on keto and pissed about it. Plus avoiding a sunburn and the three ways a man can go swimming, being a dad with a sport cart, I teach my kid some new bad words, some great voicemails, re-stealing your own property, pee stream logic, being an RA in a dorm is weird, why reading books is cool and oh so much more.

When was the last time you punched a friend? We discuss this plus my wife’s birthday (spoiler alert: I blow it), a terrible calamity befalls poor Eddie, we discuss how video games have given us terrible hero fantasies, why strippers don’t take ‘Square’, discuss the prison drug ‘jenkums’, when your legs ‘fall asleep’ on the toilet, shout out to our www.patreon.com/siftshow patrons, new sponsor www.mybcasino.ar and all sorts of more. Sidenote: we're pausing the video livestream of the show while we work out the studio. Thanks for listening!

After a week off, the show is back and we are rip-roaring and have a lot of weird and gross fun. This is a great episode, we had a blast recording it. I go on a tour of San Francisco (the homeless people! the startups!) and Los Angeles (the bidets!) and have an interaction with Paul from Roanoke, I get spooked while camping and wish I had a gun, I clarify whether or not I am ‘thirsty’, I have fun with a new advertiser www.mybcasino.ar (yes that’s a real URL), we contemplate doing a ‘listener census’, jerking off laying down in bed (cum-brellas!), plus the Tick, Aeon Flux and a bunch more.

Your best friends are back on their bullshit this week and couldn't do a show. We made a little intro to bring you one of my fave epsidodes ever, Ep197 - Red Wings. It's a hoot. New show next week. Thanks for hanging in their Sifties. ------ Original show notes  God damned Dads and Grads. We wax poetic about being a dad and Father’s Day plus Eddie and I go to a shooting range! Is Obama on Reddit? I wonder if I drink too much (probably), have we ever had a gay experience, do we get down with ‘red wings’, would we check out each other’s dicks at a urinal and so much more.

On this week’s show we discuss the ways a married man can hug other women, how strong ‘scent’ is tied to memory, the process of spending $10,000 to archive your brain for eternity, we debate the merits of ‘tasting your own seed’, when is the time to ‘rewipe,’ plus Dax Sheperd’s new podcast, Queer Eye and a lot more. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

Show is back and we’re feisty. I shit-talk women who wear hats and recap my SXSW adventures including my favorite lotion for Dan-Time, I meet actor Adam Pally and weird him out in a steam room, the cool Westworld activation that was there, my son is in a Spelling Bee again, ‘Morning Recovery’ is amazing, I inspire someone to have a baby and a whole lot more. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

Your favorite boys are working hard this week and couldn't make a show happen. We'll be back in action next week. Until then, enjoy this classic episode from a few years ago that's a really fun one. And if you are itching for some new Dan content, I interviewed my good friend Robert Duff (Duff The Psych) on his podcast "The Hardcore Self Help Podcast". Find it on iTunes or at https://www.duffthepsych.com/episode100/ ------ (Original Show Notes - Sept 2015) Flying out of John Wayne Airport, our Patreon.com/siftshow is up, sending listener’s our pubes, McTeacher’s night, ‘snow balling’, foot porn, the ‘butthole tree’, cascara fizz and lots more. Keep the questions coming!

We dive deep on sex dolls and all the minutiae surrounding them. Plus Hyrdoflasks are stupid, we find out ‘how Jewey I am’, I share some ‘tweets from Dan you might have missed’, some embarrassing stories, old gross jokes from when we were kids, sex advice and lots more. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

New goal: own a Jiffy Lube! I meet an interesting guy on an airplane who inspires me to want to own some serious lube. Plus we discuss how rad California is, I see a huge celebrity at the Soho House in LA, the podcast blows up and we hit #8 in Comedy on iTunes, a listener realizes he and I are the exact same person, conspiracy theories we believe in, sexts from your parents and lots more.  Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

I’ve finally become a man! I get balls deep inside my house and do all sorts of cool repair and project stuff. I discuss that plus an outing to Top Golf, why it’s a bad idea to follow porn stars on social media (and being totally overwhelmed by them sexually) and also forbidden porn from the middle east. Of course we dig into the gun debate a little bit and share a great story of late night tattoos. Thanks for listening! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

It’s a B Day V Day Show where we celebrate Valentine’s Day and my birthday! We discuss both of these joyous events in detail including having sex while under the weather and the two types of sex men have. Also, late night booty calls, sending a dick pic vs. butt pic and lots of listener questions. Really fun show this week. Thanks for listening! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

Eddie is colorblind. Which is the worst. We discuss that plus smoking cigarettes out of the long filter stick things. I have a harrowing late-night text experience including what it’s like being drunk on social media (not me, no way!). Eddie tells a great story about putting himself and his passions on full display at work. We also discuss ‘deep fake’ porn, the ridiculous ‘Lady Doritos’ (I have some great alternatives I bring up) and some Super Bowl and advertising chats. Send us in your Valentine’s Day stories and birthday wishes for me! Special shoutout to www.bzrkaudio.com. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

Eddie and I are weird friends! We discuss our dynamic and how the podcast effects our relationship. Plus we go DEEP on Chuck E. Cheese (tickets, drinking, business dorks, the music, animatronics, everything) and we also wonder what Trump’s hair routine is like, Steve Wynn being a creep, sad and crappy old malls, we ponder who still writes checks, getting a ‘viper’, drinking games and so much more. Thank you for listening. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch us live stream the show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

Eddie and I take our relationship to the next level and he gifts me his pants. We discuss this and why men don’t share clothes, the agony of kid’s trying out for sports, people who went crazy when they thought the world was going to end (and what they might have done), we discuss Stormy Daniels, all the recent porn star deaths and more. Plus a fissure update, we talk about doing ‘serious dancing’, a throwback discussion of ‘tastebuds on your dick’, and a whole lot more including an ironic Siftstory where we discuss doing a video of the show. Speaking of video, subscribe to our channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJLFjHonMisXSbtZIQmyRKQ And check out www.saveitfortheshow.com for info on merch, Patreon and more.

My garage is over run with vermin! We discuss the trials and tribulations of this, plus my likely heritage, a little bit about Aziz Ansari, I have a cry for help regarding anal fissures, lots of listeners questions and voicemails (send yours in at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com and www.saveitfortheshow.com) and so much more. Be sure to check out the live video and stream of the show on YouTube and our patreon.com/siftshow. Thanks for listening.

You know the show loves data, so we do a deep dive on all the incredible data in porn from 2017. It’s fascinating and you’re going to love it. And yes ’step’ porn is as big as you think. Plus, I’m getting in deep with a Starbucks barista (and making bad friends at Baja Fresh), I breakdown a special relationship I have with a listener (I don’t want to spoil it in the notes!) and lots more. We’re live streaming the show now so go to our website for more info.

The holiday was amazing and we are thrilled to be back! It's a hilarious episode marred by some technical difficulties. We talk about our new holiday tradition, Eddie’s family parties HARD, I go to an amusement park and allllll sorts of crazy shit happens, people who fall asleep listening to the show, bit of a book review, having a connected home and lots more. Again please note: Sadly for some reason my mic seems to be dying and was cutting in and out the entire show. I tried to splice in some audio from our video recording, but it’s not perfect. Seemed better to post it this way than nothing at all. We missed you guys too much. Major apologies guys, it’s getting sorted for next week.

Hope you all are enjoying your holiday! Here's a throwback episode full of great holiday cheer and frivolity from 2014. We'll be back in 2018 ready to make it our best and biggest year ever. Thanks for listening. ----------------- (Original show notes)  Final show of 2014, and it’s a great one! We discuss our Amazon Wishlist and the anal beads to great length. Lots of holiday talk like how stupid Christmas cards are, how great holiday parties are, the history of “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” how Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer is actually a terrible story. And most importantly we discuss our best show, best guest and a surprise guest (Eddie’s dad). Plus we discuss “The Interview” and my son needing a suppository to hilarious result. Thanks for another great year.

Shoutout to those celebrating Hanukkah and your ‘sabbath’ mode appliances. I live out a rock-star dream during karaoke which leads to some holiday ‘serious singing’ on the show! Plus a Fantasy Football update, the crazy story about the bullied kid Keaton, we wonder what Eddie and I should get for Xmas (including inappropriate gifts), getting a haircut, racial stereotypes and more. By the way - Eddie’s mic unplugged around the 57 minute mark without us knowing in case you wonder why he nearly disappears! Bush league! Sorry! Check out the store! Happy holidays. We love you.

I go on a big-time fishing man trip and talk about it at length, including listening to terrible music, being one with nature, playing cards and drinking like a fish. Plus some reviews, my ska trumpet days, hacked sex toys, a Fantasy Football update and lots lots more. Remember to check out the store on saveitfortheshow.com for holiday merch (we're making it as cheap as we can for the season).

We are full of fun and cheer. I recount being so hungover I want to die, plus lots of Thanksgiving chat including my wife being deathly ill, we explain what ‘Fieldsmas’ is and why you should do your own as well as ‘want/need/wear/read’ when it comes to presents. Plus we have brand new shirts! https://teespring.com/stores/sifts    We also talking using an ex's dildo and sending an embarrassing email to a co-worker. And be sure to check out www.songfinch.com to get a one-of-a-kind song made for someone this holiday!

It's a holiday week and we'd really like to give thanks to you all for listening, whether you've been a fan for days, or weeks, or months, or even for yeeeaaaars, cuz, we'll be there for you. (sorry) But jokes aside we really do appreciate everyone's support. So during this holiday week when you're with friends, let 'em know about your favorite comedy podcast and which episode is your fave. We'll be spending the holiday with our families and drinking 300 Coors Lights, so no new show. However I recorded a little intro to the very first time on Episode 25 five years ago when Eddie came on. We've come a long way! See you next week for a new show. ------- Original show notes: Keeping it in the family this week with special guest, my brother in law and my new neighbor Eddie. We talk about weekends, our kids and my first wet dream. Yes, that kind of wet dream. As if there's any other.

The holidays are coming and we are excited. We talk about being a shitty Thanksgiving chef, hiding gifts and bad things from your kids, plus some Louis CK chat (he’s trash), we fantasize about being politicians, trans-racial people, weird hygiene habits (finger nail clippings and hair etc.), we wonder if a sleazy browsing history is enough to put you in jail, we discuss if Eddie will circumcise his upcoming baby boy, update on my cat’s ball sack, booty girls on Instagram, egg nog is back on the menu and more! Special thanks to songfinch.com and bzrkaudio.com.

Hello new listeners! Yes - that's the title of the show. No - we aren't that weird. Thanks for checking us out. We start the show and I’m sad (but not really) because my cat is getting neutered so we contemplate giving away his nads to a fan, or better yet his cum (sorry), I go food shopping and my kid’s dreams are dashed, a crusty old man shames me, and listeners Brian and Catherine get shamed for listening to our show! Plus lots of great listener questions (www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact), Snickers is garbage (and food as a reward), we find out what the sex of Eddie’s baby will be, I fantasize that Eddie is my sex ‘corner man’, special shoutout to AIM (RIP) and lots more.

Social media has ruined everything! We discuss that a bit, plus some Trick or Treating talk, having Halloween on a Tuesday, Eddie’s office goes wild, shoutout to Dave Jackson for checking out our podcast on his podcast (https://podcastrodeoshow.wordpress.com/2017/11/01/save-it-for-the-show/). Plus listener ‘Red Folly' writes some long, weird and amazing erotic fan fiction on our subreddit about Eddie and me, we answer a lot of questions this week (www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact) and lot’s more. www.patreon.com/siftshow | store.saveitfortheshow.com.

Back and rocking. We talk a lot about Halloween (including my weird and bad costume, drinking and eating candy, talking to racists) plus Eddie has a big scare and has big news, being bad at doorbell ditching, discuss ‘weird food’ from the subreddit (and our new question is - what is a weird hygiene thing you do?), step-porn is still all the rage (including #tabitout), shoutout to listener Eric for the new show art, we talk a bit about Filipino letter F’s and I discuss my facial routine. The actual products I use on my old mug. Be sure to check out https://www.reddit.com/r/SaveItForTheShow/ | https://www.patreon.com/siftshow. Also I’m back on www.deadinsideshow.com. Dig it!

Hey everyone - bad news this week, we weren't able to record some new hot stuff. But fear not! I dug into the archives to pull out one of my fave shows that's a couple years old. Especially if you're a new listener, you'll like this one a lot. It was a popular one. We'll be back next week.  ------- Original show notes - Lots of funny kid stories on this one, including a filthy bath, my son gets a girlfriend, I win a baseball hat, fight a wolf, we talk about the dick size survey, enjoy munchpak.com and more. Walk-off song is “Paper Trails” by Joey Badass.