Suspense Sports

Where have we been? Why are you still here? We've got the new season of the news has dropped. If you're new have some thick skin because it's rough. We've got middle aged white women, Mount Everest, Putin's Only Fans, pet rocks and the MLB lockout. So get buckled in because you'll finally enjoy life. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Sorry. It's been a wild last couple months. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Why would you want a description it's like seven minutes long. Thanks for listening and sorry about the rust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Well this was a dumpster fire but the LA Lakers over the Phoenix Suns even though I’ll be pulling for Phoenix in the series. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Yep I’m sorry. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Nebraska, corn, oranges, things you don’t say to someone, don’t get attacked by clouds. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Thanks for listening --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

A 16 minute rant off the top of my head that “can’t” possibly go wrong --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

I’m late to class but thanks for listening --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

How can you land yourself with the queen. Don’t eat Hemorrhoid cream. Baseball game postponed over really dumb reasoning. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to blink --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Bloods versus the Red Cross. Biden’s executive order that involves slip n slides. What happened to the Trix rabbit? The NBA’s great tank race. Some college student has mental breakdown because he didn’t know there was another college in his college. Well as always thanks for listening and don’t forget to blink. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

How one family made gender reveals even more deadly. Getting help for watching golf or tennis and the topic of the episode. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to blink --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

We’ll tell you what to do to get more eggs this Easter just in case your pet rabbit happens to be the Easter bunny. Also so more stuff but this is the important news. But thanks for listening and don’t forget to blink --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

We threw insults at multiple states so figure out if your state is on of them. Also a heartwarming story almost happened --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

What would happen if every game of the NCAA Tournament was based off of which schools mascot would win in a fight? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Who’s the best four mascots in the NCAA Tournament? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

What if every mascot in the NCAA tournament were to fight one another 1v1 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

What if all the mascots in the NCAA Tournament had to fight 1v1 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

What happens if every team’s mascot in the NCAA fought each other one on one based on the bracket? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

What if every mascot in the NCAA Tournament ends up having to fight 1v1. Who wins? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Thanks for listening the audio sucks and I’m sorry about that. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

The government knows you have $1.37 worth of change in your car and they need it. Could you survive if Neptune were to crash into the Earth? Thanks for listening if you enjoyed it go seek help but as always don’t forget to blink. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Don’t forget to blink and thanks for listening --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

What happens if college football never has the BCS and goes straight into the College Football Playoff? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Cant get too descriptive so waterbeds should make a comeback for your health. President Biden, Coca Cola and Mr. Potato Head. Also the title of the episode. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to blink. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Capris Suns and what is former President Ronald Reagan’s ghost doing now? Also, thanks for listening and don’t forget to blink. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Your new step Papa John’s Pizza isn’t weird. You are. Also, are seniors regretting their decision about enlisting into the Space Force? Also something about baseball but who cares. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

I can’t speak I swear. But thanks for listening --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Thanks for listening the last part was terrible I know. I tried it several times and just gave up. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Retirement home catches on fire. Residents complain it’s still too cold. We answer questions from viewers like you. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to blink. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

I name all of the presidents. You’re welcome. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

If you read the description for more insight, I’ve got two things for you. First, why? I told you what the episode is about. Second, tell me how tall would a bunny have to be for you to be afraid of it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Well I mean it’s in the title so there’s that. Unless someone took away your glasses then just listen. Thanks for listening to LMNOP News --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

How to response to spam callers. Do people like golf and the title of the episode. Thanks for listening --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Here’s a few words about the episode but we don’t want to give it all alway. Ohio hospital mixes up baby and janitor. Lucius returns. We answer questions from you the viewer and don’t forget to blink --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

There’s also something about big foot and Dennis Rodman so if you like that click on it I guess --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Do you really need a description or are you just being lazy with your ears? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Why are you going to the description to figure more out about the episode? Don’t you like news to be a surprise? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

I also have no idea how I dragged this out for five minutes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

As always thank you for tuning in! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

We did it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Everyone knows I love stupid things in sports and the NFC East in 2020 winning a playoff game would be incredibly stupid --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Yes --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

I would recommend a piece of paper or something to keep up with some of the stuff in the podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

It’s a sad but exciting day as only the bowl games are left and this is how I would have a top 10 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

I know it’s late I’m sorry --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Sorry if there’s wind in the background --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

I warned you --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Let’s see how bad I mess up this week --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Lost of quality tenth place teams this week --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support

Isnt college football great? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/suspensesports/support