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Classic million dollar cocktail2oz gin1 oz sweet vermouth 1/2 oz pineapple juice 1 large egg white 1 tsp grenadine Put all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake vigorously for 30 seconds, strain into a couple glass Even high-profile planned weddings go haywire! Mix a million dollar cocktail and hear how this over budgeted wedding goes off the tracks and ends up in a ditch!

Blue balls cocktail:1/2 oz peach schnapps1/4 oz sweet and sour mix1/2 oz blue curaçao 1/2 oz Malibu rum Splash of Sprite Mix all ingredients in shaper with ice, strain into shooter glass Mix a drink and hear why this couples' gag-worthy vows went viral! I think we just became relationship coaches during this episode!

Good manners cost just as much as bad manners do, no need to ever be a naughty guest!3/4 oz green chartreuse, chilled in freezer3/4 oz blanco tequilaCayenne pepper Pour chartreuse into sherry glass, top with tequila, sprinkle with cayenne pepper

Death in the Afternoon: We are a little salty over returning from vacation so death and dying is the topic today! 1 oz Absinthe 3-4 oz Dry champagne Pour champagne into a champagne flute, top with quality Absinthe for a cloudy medicinal and addictive cocktail

The Marry Me cocktail. 1 ounce Grand Marnier2 ounces rum Serve in old fashioned glass.The only instructions they're really giving us on this is put all the cocktail ingredients, all of them, all TWO of them, in the right order. Grand Marnier, and then rum. We're pretty sure no one's gonna give one shit what order those are in, but there you go. BTW if you're gonna marry us, we're gonna ask for more than that. I mean, top it with some champagne or something. Talk about low standards...

Crazy Ex Boyfriend: 1 oz X-rated fusion liquor 1 oz vanilla vodka 2 oz pineapple juice Pour in shot glass or over ice We don't know how these people keep getting invited to weddings! Many life lessons in this episode!

The Mocktail: Virgin cucumber gimlet 1.5 oz. Club soda 5 slices muddled cucumber 1 oz fresh lime juice 1 oz simple syrup Rolled cucumber slice for garnish Combine in Shaker with icePour over ice in rocks glassGarnish with a rolled cucumber slice Gen X, Gen Z, LMNOP? Who are these aliens and what are they doing to weddings? Put some vodka in the mocktail, take a listen and find out what we learned.

Filthy Dirty Martini mix in cocktail shaker with ice 3 oz gin 1 1/2 oz dry vermouth 2 dash orange bitters 1 oz olive, cornichon, cocktail onion brine pour into martini glass, garnish with olive, cornichon, cocktail onion You may rethink your beauty products after listening to this one!

Old fashioned : 1 sugar cube2 dash bitters 2 oz rye or bourbon Muddle sugar and bitters Add ice and rye or bourbonGarnish with orange twist We are throwing traditions out faster than your mom tossed her bouquet! Pour a drink with us and hear about old and new!

Gilligan's Island!3 oz orange juice3 oz cranberry juice1 oz coconut vodka1 oz peach schnappsCombine and mix, pour into Collins glass over ice‘Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of two idiots who thought it would be ‘fun' getting married on an island. Pour me another Captain!'

Hard Day At Work1 1/2 oz high quality gin 4 oz clementine juice 1 tsp simple syrup Combine gin and juice and syrup in a shaker with crushed ice, shake well, pour into tumbler, top with a splash of seltzer ‘A hard day at work in the wedding world brings circumstances you could never imagine, we never did! Bring on the bucket of ‘high quality' gin!!!

Lost in Laos:2oz dry gin2 oz coconut milk 1/2 oz green Chartreuse 3/4 oz lime juice 1/2 oz agave syrup 1 1/2 tsp turmeric 3 kaffir lime leaves Thai basil In shaker muddle lime juice, agave, chartreuse, turmeric and kaffir lime leaf. Add gin, coconut milk, ice. Shake and strain into Collins glass filled with ice, garnish with kaffir leaves down the side, top with Thai basil Get lost with us with this exotic cocktail and get the juice inside a special family wedding.

Wedding Cake Martini: 1.5 oz vanilla vodka .5 oz Malibu rum .5 oz pineapple juice splash grenadine Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and top with whipped creamStories of structures that are more tipsy than we are!

Sleazy BJ shot layer in a shot glass: .5 oz kahlua .5 oz baileys top with whipped cream Let's hope this wedding photo trend does NOT take off!!! Warning, you may not want to listen to this one with Grandma!

Jungle Juice!Pour into giant cooler full of ice:6 bottles of liquor of choice 3 large Hawaiian Punch and 2 large lemonade Gummy sour candy of choice Stir and pour into red solo cups 'Viral tik tok wedding stories have us ready to yak...along with the most popular cocktail videos'

Sabotage is:2 oz spiced rum .35 oz lime juice 5 oz cola More lime for garnish Pour rum and juice over ice in a high ball glass, add cola, garnish with lime slices 'Just when you think weddings cannot be hard enough, someone's gotta come along and make them even more drunkworthy'

Michelle and Jenny wrap up season one with a party and a live podcast!

White Trash SangriaStart with a bottle of Boone's Farm Wine.Add six mixed fruit cups.Add 3/4 cup vodka.Top with seltzer. Enjoy!

1 oz amaretto7 oz sweet and sour mix 7 oz orange juiceDash grenadine 1 oz southern comfort, peach flavor Pour all ingredients over ice in a Collins glass How the trials and tribulations of the logistics of weddings DRIVE us to drink on a regular basis

The Pisco Sour3 oz Pisco (South American brandy) 1 oz fresh lime juice 3/4 oz simple syrup 1 fresh egg white Dash bitters Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously, add ice and shake again for about ten seconds to froth egg white, strain into cocktail glass.The only thing that should be sour is this drink! Share a cocktail with us and be grateful!

How does putting a ring on it turn a princess into a lunatic? Pour a drink and mind your manners! The Raving Psycho 1 1/2 oz triple sec1 oz vodka 1 oz lemon juice 5 oz lemon lime soda Pour all over ice in highball glass.

The Toxic BitchRim edge of highball glass with lime juice and salt. Fill with ice.Add:1 oz vodka1 oz tequila 1 oz blue curaçao 1 oz mango juice 1 oz orange juice Top with lemon lime soda These 'ladies' may be our thirteenth reason ....make a toxic bitch but don't be one.

Michelle and Jenny take on a downright dangerous cocktail and dish out the saucy tales as usual!KILL ME NOW3 oz tequila3 oz 151 proof rum 3 oz vodka 3 oz gin 2 oz amaretto liquor Mix all in a hurricane glass.

The Dumpster Fire!Caterers Flame to please and the guests are DE-Lighted! Bring your fire extinguisher for this one! 1 oz gin (or vodka) 1/2 oz Cointreau 1/2 oz fresh lime juice Splash bitters Orange twist cut thick Fill a cocktail shaker with ice, add all ingredients except orange peel, strain into coupe (or cocktail) glass. Hold lit match above glass, pinch twist between fingers to express oil and light twist, put out in drink.

More stories and another delish cocktail!The Fortune Teller1 1/2 oz Blanca tequila 1 oz manzanilla sherry 1/2 oz Aveze 1/4 oz maraschino liquor , luxardo 1 tsp tarragon I twist lemon 1 sprig tarragon Stir over ice, strain neat, garnish with tarragon and lemon peel Sent from my iPhone

Jenny and Michelle have a fresh new drink and fresh new stories including some wedding tales of bodily fluids that will entertain and shock!The Signature Cocktail:Aunt RobertaEqual parts: GinVodkaBrandy Blackberry liquor Absinthe Mix in shaker with ice, strain Any glass will do, no one will care at that point haha

Jenny and Michelle are back with more wedding tales and a new signature cocktail!Heartbreaker 6 fresh whole raspberries 1 1/2 oz moonshine 1/2 oz fresh lime juice 1/2 oz agave 2 oz chilled Prosecco Champagne flute Muddle four raspberries in shaker, fill with ice, moonshine, lime juice, agave, cover and shake. Strain into champagne flute, top with Prosecco, garnish with raspberries

Michelle and Jenny are back with a new round of spicy stories and a new signature cocktail!Lost in Translation1 1/2 oz rye whiskey3/4 oz Falernum (velvet falernum)1/2 oz Amaro Montenegro1/4 oz Fernet Branca3/4 oz lime juice1/4 oz Demerara syrup2 dash bittersLime zest garnishDouble rocks glass.Combine all ingredients in shaker. Shake, strain over crushed ice, garnish with fresh lime zest

Michelle and Jenny are back with a new round of spicy stories and a new signature cocktail!Signature Cocktail Recipe: Frozen sunset (makes two) 1 cup frozen pineapple 1 1/2 cups ice 6 tbsp rum 6 tbsp agave 3 tbsp lime juice 1 cup frozen mango 1 cup frozen strawberries Fresh strawberry garnish Highball glass Mix 1/2 cup ice with pineapple, 2 tbsp rum and agave, and 1 tbsp in blender, blend till smooth and put in bowl in freezer. Do the same with 1/2 cup ice, mango, 2 tbsp rum and agave, 1 tbsp lime juice, Then again with strawberries , rum, agave, lemon juice. Divide pineapple mixture between two glasses. Carefully layer with mango mixture, then top with strawberry mixture. Garnish with fresh strawberry.

Michelle and Jenny are back with a new round of spicy stories and a new signature cocktail!The Traffic light .5 oz coconut rum .5 oz vodka .5 oz melon liquor 1oz cranberry juice .5 oz pineapple juice Fresh strawberry Hurricane glass Shot glass Put 3 ice cubes in hurricane glass. Gently add melon liquor without splashing it. Mix coconut rum and pineapple juice in shot glass. Gently pour over the back of a spoon onto melon. Mix vodka and cranberry juice together in shot glass, gently pour over the back of a spoon into thr glsss to layer. Garnish with strawberry

Jenny and Michelle are back with more wedding tales and a new signature cocktail!Pour a drink and join these two sassy soulmates as they expose the crazy world of weddings! Cake Baker and beauty maker taking each event one drink at a time!Signature Cocktail Recipe Butt Krak 1 cup Coke 1oz Kraken dark rum 1oz butterscotch schnapps Rocks glass Pour all ingredients over ice, stir gently

Jenny and Michelle are back with more wedding tales and a new signature cocktail!Pour a drink and join these two sassy soulmates as they expose the crazy world of weddings! Cake Baker and beauty maker taking each event one drink at a time!SIGNATURE COCKTAIL RECIPEThe Bette Blue 1.5 oz vodka .5 oz Aperol .25 oz velvet falernum 2 oz ugli fruit juice A few dashes peychaud's bitters orange peel Rocks glass Combine liquid ingredients in order over ice, garnish with orange peel

How Michelle and Jenny met -- and be careful not to piss off the photographer!SIGNATURE COCKTAIL RECIPEButterball 1oz butterscotch schnapps 1oz baileys Irish cream Shot glass Pour schnapps in shot glass. Gently pour baileys over the schnapps, over a a spoon, bowl side up, to layer it.