The Average Minute

Average and Whip talk about dams for some reason. Super riveting

Average welcomes Elder Jon (Whip) Whipple on the to discuss his rich history with the Mormon church and shit went south in a hurry

Have you ever recorded a podcast with a million people? Welp, Average got high and thought it'd be a great idea to do a podcast.

Average and Moon Lion talk a little match play golf, conspiracies and delve into proper pronunciation of key Yiddish terms. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Moon Lion try to do a NOT golf podcast. Mrs Average thinks we should do a NOT podcast. She might be right

Average and Moon Lion recap the latest MGA tournament, Good and bad golf and discuss lucid dreaming. You'llhave to see where Keanu comes in.

Average and Moon Lion reunite to bring you the mediocrest episode in a long time. Average has a really good round, Moon Lion doesn't need lessons, and neither of us can figure out why it's bad to be patriotic

Average and Mrs. Average attempt to resurrect a once thought to be dead podcast. It goes exactly like you think it would. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Moondog start off strong but struggle to keep the show going later in the cast... kinda like most rounds of golf they play. It's fine.

Seriously, don't listen. But if you do, just know we're doing our best.

Average and Moondog kick off season two with a pretty typically mediocre podcast about the upcoming Bratish Open, what we did for the 4th, and what we're doing as a podcast moving forward. It's riveting...

Average, Moondog and Whip celebrate the 100th episode with guests! Mrs Average, S&S Pest Control, PJ Escobar, and "Good Morning Missy" converge on the podcast. Riveting audio ensues. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Moondog continue the riveting 99th episode by talking about the US Open and how did Bryson go from Douche to hero overnight. Meanwhile, what happened to Rory??? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Moondog recap the F.U. Open, talk staying patient, playing longer yardages and when do you know something is tainted --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Monndog preview the upcoming FU Open, talk about game improvement, podcast improvement and a host of other random topics --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Whip welcome a very special guest to the podcast... Mrs. Average! We get a whole new perspective on the MGA tournaments and try really hard to get sponsored by a bar appliance company. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Whip throw out the "golf podcast" format just a little bit. It's riveting. Everything from bath tub adventures with Average to hiding gummy worms. Eventually we get to some golf. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Whip discuss the Bastards and the utter fumbling of the ball by the "Vice Chapter Leader" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Whip recap the Battle at the Bridge, preview the Bastards and get off in the weeds about all kind of bullshit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Whip talk Battle at the Bridge, The Masters, and what do you do when your wife is caught holding hands with someone else in public... There's other stuff. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Whip may or may not have eaten gummies before this podcast. ALLEGEDLY. We talk about the latest MGA tournament, Whip starting a new job, Average's new go to tee shot, and cut it short due to lack of lifestyle topics --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Whip makes his return to the podcast in this riveting episode. It gets a little sideways --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and Robert Dinero recap the B'low Average Challenge, playing shitty golf, taking lessons, and did Joe Biden really get into an Uber at the airport? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and "Robert Dinero" Discuss this past weekend in Rocky Point, the latest in the MGA, building new weapons, ETC... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion discuss the latest in their golf world, Waste Management Open, Super Bowl, and WTF does it mean when she texts "K" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion discuss current MGA updates, talk lessons, club fitting and even get into dream interpretation. Its a weird mix. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion preview the upcoming 2024 MGA season, talk best leftovers, and float the idea of Average running for congress. Its a lot. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion try out new audio equipment, talk golf accessories, pet names and oh yeah, buying exercise equipment on Facebook. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion somehow manage to fill an hour scouring the internet and talking about basically nothing. Lesson learned: Don't invest in Iraqi Dinar. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

In the last episode of the year, Average and MoonLion welcome Scott Stafford (S&S Pest Control) in a last ditch effort to fill the un-fillable void where Whip should be. It works out in riveting fashion as per usual. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Second half of the video podcast experiment. For some reason we couldnt merge the two vidoes into one. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion try video and its about as awesome as you can imagine. Y'all'r welcome. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion recap the Southwest Valley Men's Club 2 day tournament and talk toilet seat etiquette. Checks out --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Wow, so much random. Everything from golf to hard drugs to stealing jokes and a racial slur history lesson. We're probably a golf podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

We're back! Well most of us. Average, Moondog and S & S Pest Control do our best to revive the podcast. It goes about as well as you'd expect --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Holy smokes... Bob MoonLion Mooney places 8th overall at MGAWC23 and yeah, we almost die. We've kinda recovered --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Totally supposed to be a Whip returns to the podcast episode but alas, he got tied up in an east coast rap battle for the ages --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion welcome Scott Stafford of S&S Pest control to the podcast and talk mediocre golf, pest control solutions, and really, really long farts --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion do their best to carry the podcast another week without Whip. We talk good rounds, bad rounds, lessons and getting old --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average and MoonLion recap oh so many things, including the full year of previous episodes. It's a lot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Full recap of the last MGA tournament of the season, a little World Championship preview and kind of a year in review. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Join Average, MoonLion, Whip and David for lunch and drinks after the Saturday practice round. It's like you're there with us. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average, MoonLion, and Whip try out the remote podcast again. At least it's not Average by himself again --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

With no Bob and no Jon, Average decides to be a radio DJ. Spoiler alert - it was a terrible idea. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average, Moon Lion and Whip try to do a way better job on this episode than the last one. It's probably fine --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Full recap of the Douche Bag Invitational and other BS. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Just Average and Moon Lion trying to get in some golf talk before the weekends tournament. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average, Moon Lion and Whip recount a shitshow Labor Day weekend, try to squeeze some golf talk in, and discuss important things like having a fast food restaurant in your house. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average, Moon Lion and Whip scrape the bottom of the barrel here trying to put content together. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average, Moon Lion and Whip discuss the latest MGA happenings, lessons and there may be an exclusive interview with #45 himself. Y'all'r welcome --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message

Average, Moondog and Whip really have nothing to talk about so.... hard drugs. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ken-johnson09/message