The Daily Squanch

In our final episode of the season, The Daily Squanch discusses the Rick and Morty Season 4 finale, "Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jerri": Highlights: - Joseph has a surprise for Toby... - Strong finish for the season! Super funny, great story, and we actually had a Rickist philosophical moment. - Was this ending originally meant for season 3? - Is Morty outgrowing Rick? - The creators incorporated a whole new animation style for the fight. - All the arcs kinda came together again in the end, as opposed to the tangents of the rest of the season. - The Return of Dr. Wong! - Favorite Joke of the episode? - What's coming next season? - Anne Lane wrote this episode and KILLED IT! - When's next season coming? See you next time! All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch is joined by podcast extraordinaire Dan Rozel to discuss Rick and Morty Season 4, Episode 9 - Childrick of Mort. Highlights: - Joseph mixes up his Dan's. - If God's real, does Rick respect him? - Is this episode Unity-ish? Was it original? - Favorite jokes of the episode? - When did Summer get this into drug use? Does she need rehab? - Why didn't they just go home? - Was Jerry absolutely useless? - Brandon really likes Prince of Egypt. - Joseph comes for his dad like a spider monkey - Brandon holds strong opinions very loosely - Joseph doesn't know what Only Fans is..... - Can we predict anything from next weeks episode? - Roiland wants to do an episode a month. Do we want this? Will there be a quality drop? - Solar Opposites is American Dad to Rick and Morty's Family Guy. Everybody check out Dan's new podcast Trivial Matters! All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch is joined by screenwriter and warlock Andrew Urban to discuss Rick and Morty Season 4, Episode 8 - The Vat of Acid Episode. Highlights: - To go see porn in a theater: yay or nay? - Thoughts on the episode? Toby liked the jokes, Andrew likes the lesson - Did Rick have the idea for the Vat of Acid and just crafted a mission so he could do it? - Was this like the Heist episode? - Why is Morty such a dick when he gets a bit of power? - They did an UP! - Always be the second guy to suggest cannibalism, never the first. - Was the Jessica joke regressive? Did they invert it? - What did Morty do to the whales?!? - Andrew makes a fantastic philosophical point, and Toby and Brandon ruin it. All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch returns to discuss Rick and Morty Season 4, Episode 7 - ProMortyus. Highlights: - Dan trolls us so hard. We love you Dan! #TheMixerisGod - How does this episode stack up compared to the rest of the show? - That Twin Towers joke, bruh. - Toby didn't love a shit joke. We can't believe it either, folks. - What was the best Fart Joke in Rick and Morty? - Rick-cest, hehe - Which Loveness was the best Loveness? - How did Morty hit the brown note on the Harmonica? - Was Rick helpless here? - SECOND DAN TROLL!!! - Solar Opposites review: a really enjoyable ride. - Joseph is angry at COVID commercials. All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch discusses Rick and Morty Season 4's return with Episode 6 - Never Ricking Morty. Highlights: -Joseph just adored this episode. Loved it, you guys. Just a white hot rage of love. - Was this episode too self-referential? Yes. Yes it was. - Why did the writers take a steaming crap over fan expectations? - We talk the Harmon Story Circle. - Why does the narrative structure normally work for us? Why was this a miss when Interdimensional Cable and Morty's Mind Blowers were hits? - What is the moral that we can take home from this episode? All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

Hey all you cool cats and Rickens! In this episode, The Daily Squanch is back to talk about the trailer for the second half of Rick and Morty Season 4! Highlights: - Joseph's a small business owner now! And it's eating through his food. - Snowball's coming back! Woof! - Is Evil Morty coming back? We're definitely getting Evil Tammy. - Are we getting an Alien crossover episode? Either way, don't let it get within 6 feet of you. - Fuck it, let's talk about Coronavirus (CoronaviRicks?) - What do we hope will come from these last episodes of season 4? - How's social isolation going? - Jeff Loveness! Congrats on Ant Man! - Justin Roiland's got a new TV show! "This just sounds like Rick and Morty with extra steps." - In case you couldn't tell, this was HEAVILY redacted. All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch caps off the first half of Season 4 of Rick and Morty discussing episode 5: Rattlestar Ricklactica Highlights: - Time travel's surprisingly new territory for this show - Favorite joke of the episode? - Jesus Toby, stop rewatching the episode ON THE PODCAST - This B story was actually pretty great - How did Morty think his fake snake would work? - Joseph hasn't seen Terminator. SHAME HIM! - Snake Abradolf Lincler! - Shout out to Gabe, our new publicity agent. - Welcome to Twilight Zone. Here's my anger translator, Luther. - Was this the weakest season? - Shit gets real. - Favorite episodes of the season? - Does bleeping add to the comedy? - Everybody go see JoJo Rabbit - Thanks for the season, everyone! All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch is joined by our sound mixer Dan Day to discuss Rick and Morty Season 4, Episode 4 - Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty. Highlights: - Mixed thoughts on the episode. - What the fuck did the cat do? - What did the Truth Tortoise tell Morty? - Matthew Broderick has gone downhill in talking cats - We get it, Florida sucks. - Slut Dragons are funnier than we realized, especially when they're voiced by Ser Davos - Is this Dan Harmon shitting on Harmonquest fans? - Why did it take so long to get to the dragon sex? - SHADOW JACKER?!? - We discuss Donkey and Dragon sex from Shrek. - Dan liked the heist episode. Let's examine if he's wrong or not (he is). - We're happy the show is changing. - Top jokes of the episode. - Fuck whoever wrote these IMDB descriptions, I don't believe they're real - Brandon's dog could eat us all. All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch returns to discuss Rick and Morty Season 4, Episode 3: One Crew Over The Crewcoo's Morty. Highlights: - Joseph hated this episode SO MUCH. - Wow, Joseph really hated this episode. - Was this a "Family Guy" Rick and Morty? - Joseph goes on an amazing rant. Seriously, listeners, this is top three. - Does Elon Musk love playing himself? Why yes, he does. - We had an audio mishap in here. WE WERE HEISTED! - Joseph and Toby try to convince Brandon to give up on his dreams. - Yeah we were critical of this episode, but shout out to the writer! - Blackout Horny. It's a thing, look it up. All sounds from FreeSFX.com Art by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch returns to discuss Rick and Morty Season 4, Episode 2: The Old Man and the Seat. Highlights: - Was this a stupid storyline? Yes, but it's amazing - Why is Rick so defensive about his toilet? - Which is worse? A shit bomb or your head exploding from wasps? - Glooty-ootie-ooo! - Why has Brandon been slacking on the bad jokes? - What cringeworthy thing make you break up with someone immediately? - Holy exposition, Batman! - Why are shy poopers... shy? - Wow, Donald Glover had some DARK standup back in the day - Joseph has a passion for pissing from high places - Also wait... Joseph, do... do you not enjoy pooping? What's wrong with you? Who feels shame there? - Austin Colon and Rectal Clinic, give us free stuff! - Why was an office drone on that abandoned planet? - Jesus, Jerry is pathetic. - Heaven is consequence-free eating. That is all. - What can we expect from the rest of the season? All sounds from FreeSFX.comArt by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com. Sound Mixed by Dan Day.

In this episode, The Daily Squanch returns to discuss the first episode of Rick and Morty Season 4, Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat. Highlights: - We loved it! They're back, baby! - Is Akira the new acai? - Is it better to just roll with it? - That Aftercredits scene, though. - We don't like wasps. If you're a wasp listener of this podcast, fuck off. - Toby and Brandon have a special place in their hearts for Kirkland. - Joseph loves his Yawn more than his podcast. - Shout out to Jessica Gao for the She Hulk show! (twitter handle: @ChairmanGao) - Did Morty carve a crystal into his skull? - Holy shit, why do all our jokes suck? - Suicide Jokes........ how do we feel about them? - Joseph has never heard of Sherri Shepherd, you uncultured slut. - Toby's audio had some hiccups at the end, so.... sorry Toby. All sounds from FreeSFX.comArt by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com

In this episode, The Daily Squanch returns to discuss the season preview of Rick and Morty Season 4! Highlights: - Technical difficulties. Annoying beeps. - Renewal for 70 episodes. Good or Bad? - Mike McMahan is still awesome. - Joseph did NOT SEE something - What can we expect this season? - Our trailer breakdown breaks down real quick - THE RECTAL BEAST!?! - Everyone's seen Akira, Joseph - Where were Jerry and Beth? - What do we want to happen this season? - Who cares about Szechuan Sauce? It's all about that Curry Sauce! All sounds from FreeSFX.comArt by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com

In this episode, The Daily Squanch is joined by Julia Margolis to discuss the finale of Rick and Morty Season 3, The Rickchurian Mortydate. Highlights: - Joe really doesn't like this episode. - Yeah, we kinda take a crap on this episode, sorry guys. - What loose ends weren't tied up in this episode? - Brandon talks about attending the Talking Morty finale episode, Joseph feels like a prick. - TicketNovice: Real Tickets for Fake Events - Joke of the Episode? - When's Season 4 coming around? - TIWIDL: Today I Wish I Didn't Learn - What's the deal with the selfie with the president? - What other national embaressments are below the White House? - Top three episodes of the season? - Best seasons? - What's the family dynamic going to be? - Shout out to Bratislava!! - Bye everyone, thanks for a great season! Tune in soon to Behind the Curve, our newest podcast! All sounds from FreeSFX.comArt by Dan Brink. Check out his work at www.DanBrynk.com

The Daily Squanch is joined by two meth-heads (no we're not!) to discuss The ABCs of Beth. If you have any innocence left, you won't after this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Highlights: - Did this episode live up to our expectations? - Is Beth as smart as Rick? - What other psycho toys did Rick make for Beth? - With apologies to "Everything you Wanted to Know about Sex but Were Afraid to Ask" - Joseph doesn't know the difference between Eminem and M&Ms - We get very un-sexy. Like, if you were planning on masturbating today, do it BEFORE you listen. - What does Kiara have two of? The world may never know. - Did Beth leave? We'll find out like 18 episodes from now. - KEITH DAVID! Cover art by Dan Brink (check out his work at DanBrynk.com). "Bleep" sound effect is from SoundJay.com. All other sound effects are from FreeSFX.com.

This week, The Daily Squanch discusses Morty's Mindblowers. Highlights: - Joke of the episode: don't fuck with Squirrels! - How does this episode hold up against Interdimensional Cable? - Is Rick and Morty just Justin Roiland's revenge piece? (Yes) - AD: MRDR: The Assassination App for the Awkward and Anxious - What other memories did Rick remove from Morty? - AD: Misery Magazine: Solace through Schadenfreude - Has Rick ever erased his own memory? - What memories would we erase from ourselves? - AD: Brain Hurty LLC: Percussive Memory Alterations - Does Rick trust Summer? - Is next episode going to be great? Yes, yes it will

The Daily Squanch discusses Season 3, Episode 7: The Ricklantis Mixup. Make the Citadel Great Again! - Doctor Whom? - Society Apparently Kills your Dreams - Why didn't the citadel just build robots to build robots to do all the jobs? - Was Eyepatch Morty Rick C-137's original Morty? - Some Mortys are more equal than others - Jumping into a garbage chute doesn't solve anything. - UNBELIEVABLE TALES! - Doritos taste like freedom, Toby. Deal with it! (This podcast not sponsored by Doritos) - What is the central finite curve? We steal our answer from u/ Horsekicker. - Rick Cop/Morty Cop - Joe Kills the love of music - Shout out to @nerdswithvaginas on instagram. And shout out to nerds with vaginas in general. - The Rick is Too Damn High Party!! - What is Eyepatch Morty Planning? Cover art by Dan Brink (check out his work at danbrynk.com.) All sound effects are from Freesfx.com.

The Daily Squanch discusses Season 3, Episode 6: Rest and Ricklaxation. Highlights: - Is there a moral, and what is it? - Best Joke? (I got the car! I'm a piece of shit, but I got it!) - What are Rick and Morty's toxic qualities? - I GOT SHIT TO DO TODAY! - Joseph shares some work stories - We decide what each other's toxic-selves are (this goes on for a while, guys) - Charge your phones, kids, or you'll die of boredom - What is Jessica's relationship with morty

The Daily Squanch discusses Season 3, Episode 5: The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy. Rick and Jerry Episode! Highlights: - Toby has his legs wide for Ryan Ridley - Does Jerry still suck? - Why does Rick hate Jerry? - Morty's grow into Ricks so fast - Tit-growing Lasers. That's what its all about - Brandon ruins everything - Did Beth and Summer grow at all this episode? - Joseph needs a hug - RISOTTO GROUPON!! - Let's play with the Morphizer - Don't analyze an acid trip you fool - Next episode is gonna be great.

The Daily Squanch discusses Season 3, Episode 4: Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender. What a title. Highlights: - Was the best joke of the episode Israel or Murder? - Christian Slater = good actor who spent years in shit parts - Are good and evil absolute or are they arbitrary? Have fun pondering that y'all - Why did Dan Harmon hate this episode? - (Censored) - Who are the Vindicators based on? - The banality of evil is alive and well - Puns are the best - Will any episode hold up against the season premiere?

This week, The Daily Squanch is joined by Dan Rozel of "Post-Credits" to discuss Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 3, "Pickle Rick". Highlights: - Who cares if 9/11 was an inside job? - Is Danny Trejo still awesome? Yes, yes he is - Why was a British guy in charge of the Russian embassy? - Is Rick the servant or the master of his own mind? - Did Beth become her own person? - Where do Beth and Jerry end up? - How many ways does Rick have to kill people? - Does Charles Manson + Doctor Who equal Rick Sanchez? - Did anyone learn a lesson?

Today, The Daily Squanch is joined by Josh Rathburn to discuss Rick and Morty Season 3, Episode 2, "Rickmancing the Stone". What did it get right? What did it get wrong? Tune in to find out. Highlights: - How are Morty and Summer coping with divorce? - Joe and Josh are children. - Is Buckethead a pedophile? - Joe hasn't seen Star Wars and loses his nerd card. - Muscle memory puns make for good humor. - Futurama is a gut punch in the feel box (R.I.P.) - Was Mad Max: Fury Road a good film to parody? - Why was this episode so mean to Jerry? - Why isn't Beth a stronger character? - Why do we care about a glowing green rock? (Looking at you, Klaproth) Cover art by Dan Brink (check out his work at danbrynk.com). Sound effects are from Freesfx.com.

Today, The Daily Squanch discusses the Rick and Morty Season 3 Trailer. Only one more week until the premiere! Highlights: - What is in McDonalds? - Wherefore art thou, Pickle Rick? - Why is Rick hanging out with Jerry? - Why do fights happen at Chuck E. Cheese? - Who will be the celebrity guests this season? - Will Brandon be hunted down and murdered by Werner Herzog? - Are Rick and Morty covered in Nickelodeon slime? Cover art by Dan Brink (check out his work at danbrynk.com). Sound effects are from Freesfx.com.

Today, The Daily Squanch discussesThe Rickshank Rickdemption, the long awaited first episode of Rick and Morty season three. Highlights: - Is sleeping with yourself from another dimension sex or masturbation? - Joe hasn't seen Bambi or Friends - Brandon has psychic powers - Rick-Qaeda - Does "The Stranger" work? - Are we a Type 1 civilization? - Is the Galactic Government going Nazi? Cover art by Dan Brink (check out his work at danbrynk.com). Sound effects are from Freesfx.com.