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Saying the things you only think about in private but with much less shame. Hosted by Drama and FastFingerSlim. Call 402-7DAPPER with something wild for us to discuss.

The Dapper Dads


    • Jan 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 32m AVG DURATION
    • 185 EPISODES


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    Death Of The Dapper Dads: Part 1, Chapter 1, Sequence 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 151:03


    THE FINAL EPISODE! What do you even say at a time like this? It feels like we've already said it all  we just don't remember exactly what it was. We say some things in this episode also. Some of the usual and some sincere things for once. Thanks to everybody who ever listened to us regardless of how much and how often. We will never understand but and will always be proud even when we shouldn't be. We ask that you respect our privacy as we both disappear forever and never speak of this again. With love, The Dads   www.patreon.com/dapperdads the price went up but the entire Patreon catalog is still available!   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one spot and possibly new different stuff in the future?   www.twitter.com/dapperdads if you wanna stay up to date with whatever we remember to tweet   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast maybe stuff will be posted?   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast same as above, who knows   WE LOVE YA

    Michael McTallica

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 90:18


    EPISODE 176! #9 of the FINAL 10! We discuss drinking early, how we would kill someone, a female Slim, playing with a bunch of dogs, speaking in third person, ice cubes, a man that drives up and yells at you about stuff, twins and coke, not lasting long while cooking pizza, a lot of Michael McDonald, pee sink, the repercussions of eating burgers, the hit song Closing Time and much more.   GET ANY FINAL SUBMISSIONS IN ASAP! WE WANT TO HEAR THEM   www.patreon.com/dapperdads - still $5 until 1/1/21, get in there   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and tell us goodbye   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one sloppy pile   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Nutted In My Shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 89:09


    EPISODE 175! #8 of the FINAL 10! We discuss being suspects in each others deaths, edible underwear, having half a kid, causing a scene in an Olive Garden, the tv show Perfect Strangers, a little league game, horny goat weed, final jerks, making and finding a sex tape, a breakfast mac and cheese and much more   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN ASAP! WE'RE ALMOST DONE FOREVER!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads $5 UNTIL JANUARY 1ST! GET IN SOON!   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some last words   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one garbage dump   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Sympathy Pains

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 90:24


    EPISODE 174! #7 of the FINAL 10! We discuss putting the dog down, teeth, a world class freakout, hot foods, bong water, a creepy man, doing a driveby and guns in general, the Miser brothers, a Human Centipede scenario, going to the Trapt show, babies and much more.   GET IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS WHILE YOU CAN!!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is still poppin'   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything we've forgot to cover   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one shallow grave   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Edward Scissorhandjob

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 90:58


    EPISODE 173! #6 of the FINAL 10! There are some very weird and annoying audio issues in this one but we think for the most part it's still decent. We discuss The Chronicles of Narnia, old timey candy, bad Onlyfans, catchy songs, jerking together, waterparks, a retired doctor, swallowing food, Megadeth, a submission with a bunch of would you rathers and more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN WHILE YOU CAN!!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more nonsense   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something lovely before it's too late   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one wet thud   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    The Sequel No One Asked For

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 87:19


    EPISODE 172! #5 of the FINAL 10! We discuss Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Fuel energy drink, using dynamite, a confusing hat, being propositioned for a cigarette, a party in the balls, a detailed recap of Drama's return to the doctor, having nice dick days, still not wanting to smell farts, what game show we want to be on and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF HERE   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of this for some reason   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) while you still can   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else in one trash bag   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Wiping And Pulling Out Staples

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 92:05


    EPISODE 171! #4 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss yoga, standing on money to become taller, rockstars that should be dead, best way to do drugs, airing out horny texts post death, air bud, Victoria's Secret, coins, cigarette butts, sweaty men smells, missing birds, a husband with a special talent, gym floors and much more   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads to get the full scope   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) while you still can   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one mass grave   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Fucking A Murderer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 89:06


    EPISODE 170! #3 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss a Van Halen mashup, bumping into a dedicated fan in the future, Drama's new podcast, "updates" on Slim's "health", a dead parent party, being large horny, which one of us is the looks (and the brains), an intense workplace story, our roles in a heist and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN NOW OR NEVER BABY   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more good stuff while it lasts   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something before it's all gone   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one running garbage disposal   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    The Shattered Pelvis Spectacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 88:20


    EPISODE 169! #2 of the FINAL 10! We discuss the act of 69ing, a well lit butthole, some wifi issues, meetings with the devil, farts and crap, an intense recap of Slim's recent injury, Drama's dads hands, a submission test and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN BEFORE WE'RE DONE (WHICH IS SOON)   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is still poppin'   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something before we die (SOON)   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one wet pile   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com  

    The Most Motorboatistable

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 91:31


    EPISODE 168! #1 of the final 10 episodes! We discuss using your genie wish to see a friend's pain, being delicate in the butt, Onlyfans (again), no longer having the concept of time, shitty Walmart employees and shitting with Walmart employees, unusual lubricants, poor performances, first jerks and ejacts, a story from another podcast and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is still poppin'   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) while you still can   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one cold hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    BAZINGA

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 88:28


    EPISODE 167! WE HAVE A VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Listen to find out what it is. We also discuss recording in a different place again, a dad prank, campfire smells, smoking the wrong end of a cigarette, our love for The Big Bang Theory, breathing, how ventilated places actually need to be, washing your legs, Catdog, penis pumps, reality tv shows and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is the place to be   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) right now, we need it   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one steaming pile   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Bucketsexual

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 90:07


    EPISODE 166! We discuss soft pretzels, a Starbucks exchange, pretty fast food employees, restaurants where the workers are purposely mean to you, large hashbrowns, Slim's new toy, a recap of Drama's vacation including high mountain driving, a battle against the sun, the Smoky Mountains, a really cool bartender, some wild brats, an ocean adventure and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is where the cool stuff be at   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something for the love of god please   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one shallow grave   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    You Know What I Like The Most? Cake Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 92:40


    EPISODE 165! We discuss celebrity dick pics, spooky jerks, muff diving, thumbs, dating the female versions of ourselves, charley horses and hiccups, old crazy internet things, post nut pee streams, new wild rap lyrics, meeting real dads and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads go get it   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something already jeez   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one glory hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Hi

    East West Breasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 90:21


    EPISODE 164! We discuss man on man boning, a typical doctor visit, coffee lids, Mythbusters, Sublime WITH Rome, Fat Mike and his fat breasts, Gary Busey Pet Judge, Viking funerals, the 9 different types of boobs, Rubik's cubes, our McDonald's meal pitch, a Dairy Cream conspiracy and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you just can't get enough   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and tell us your secrets   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one hot pile   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    The Juiciest Hot Little Center Of Pink Ham

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 88:35


    EPISODE 163! We discuss us as Sims, napping, a tubing injury, party pizzas, jumping off a bridge, more about the giant check in the basement, our anger at Taco Bell, keeping your severed leg and eating it, hot hams, blowjob pranks, a dream with 21 Savage and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) because nobody does anymore   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one moist pile   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Go To The Basement And Get Some Paper

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 94:58


    EPISODE 162! We discuss celebrity smoking photos, extra big milk, a giant check, where to take the man you think might be your dad, a kilt guy, the confusing lyrics of Blinded By The Light, a time travel situation, jellyfish and peeing, Scott Ian, the perfect t-shirt, a nice cold Coors, some Kid Rock facts and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you wanna be cool   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) or you're not cool   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one hot hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com  

    Sucked Into A Black Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 90:30


    EPISODE 161! We discuss old rap lyrics, awkward store interactions, ordering donuts, mistaking the abuse we do to our bodies for COVID, forgetting an important piece of equipment, the cafeteria above us, a shared stomach experience, a very slippery dock, taking some time off from your kids, mini putt, a submission with 3 quick ones, being 20 in the 7th grade and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for the good stuff   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) already   www.thedapperdads.com for everything you didn't know you needed   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

    Hulk Heroin: The Taco Bellcast Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 86:59


    EPISODE 160! We hope you've always really wanted to hear two grown men get drunk and eat Taco Bell because then this episode is for you. We discuss a real rodeo scenario, finally ordering a bidet, hot dog debates, examining a junk drawer, a Hulu conundrum, deodorant and armpit issues, a submission about hats, how many buttchugs it takes, our personal ghosts of Christmas future and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads to wet your whistle   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) because it's been too long   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gross section   No one reads these obviously.

    Big Horny Fart Miracles

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 89:42


    EPISODE 159! We discuss true miracles, where the jerking happens, HJ's and what it would take to do them to each other, your second wife who is hot and stupid and inevitably bangs your son, cigarette umbrellas, when it's acceptable to hoot and holler, how phones ruined debates, old school texting, a pickle family, confusing questions and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you care about us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) because it's been too long   Leave a review or don't, it doesn't matter anymore   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one huge hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Does anyone read this?

    Wagglin' Tongue

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 87:44


    EPISODE 158! We discuss being sexual, our obsessions, fun phone pranks, egging things, a messy court case, noses on pumpkins, updog, mumu dresses, WAP, deathbeds, tying off, Taj Mahal, some random dreams, nu metal band updates and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something horny   Leave a review or don't it doesn't matter anymore   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one hot spot

    The Prophecy Of Foghorn Leghorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 95:21


    EPISODE 157! We discuss the lost hot noodle footage, having a baby at 93, the shenanigans of Motley Crue, selecting the perfect balls, traps from Saw movies, sunburns, the old man from the Six Flags commercials, the recap of our cabin weekend and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you really like us   Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something something   Leave us a review or don't. It doesn't matter anymore   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else blah blah blah

    Hot Dads: The 3 Year Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 83:28


    EPISODE 156! 3 YEARS! We made it by barely trying. We celebrate by attempting a stupid challenge. We also discuss ramen, eggs, doing drugs while making love, sketchy porn sites, switching our organs and much more. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with us this far.   *the video we keep referring to in the episode actually got messed up for the exact part where we perform the challenge so don't bother watching it   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for everything else you could dream of   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever   Leave a nice review or else   www.thedapperdads.com for the main things

    I'm Freaking Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 92:45


    EPISODE 155! We discuss the monster that controls this, Floor Is Lava, how many seconds long the podcast should be, drive-thru protocol, porn fans, a surprise gape, drinking pop, Smoke on the Water, a new rapper, peeing, nose hair trimming, Hot Pockets, eating burritos, the fat motorcycle twins and much more.   www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could ever need   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for all the extra goodness   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever floats your boat   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or don't, who cares   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Does anyone read any of this??

    Creature From The Ass Lagoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 91:46


    EPISODE 154! We discuss stuff that would kill previous generations, a police chase, words and accents, buffets, straws, recap of the dadsquad reunion, some vomit, angry drinking, finally experiencing pure ecstasy, squatty potty, returning pants, losing your virginity and more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you're cool   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) if you're cool   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts if you're cool   www.thedapperdads.com for everything cool   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Does anybody read this far??

    Blink 182's "I Had To Autoerotic Asphyxiate My TV On Christmas"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 89:11


    EPISODE 153! We discuss throwing food, reminiscing to when the world was normal, the super sun, the Dapper museum, our future, a large massage device, a big whoopsie live on the episode, our drive-in tour, missing concerts, dropkicks, performing surgery, Joe C, a reformed dadsquad, the origins of Spongebob and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for all the extra crap   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) or don't   Leave a 5 star review or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gaping hole   Does anyone read these? Anybody?

    V For Vendetta Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 90:15


    WE'RE BACK TOGETHER AND IT FEELS PRETTY REGULAR. In this historic episode 150 we discuss having to recreate the dungeon, curses, squirrels, being stopped by a cop, a new tv network, the loss of the monitor, Navy recruits, having sex while a plane crashes, picking up a grill, kids in bathrooms, the truth about JFK, a fun new money saving technique, armpit hair, teabags, fanny packs, crazy bread and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads the only place that won't let you down (maybe)   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) to celebrate our return   Leave a nice review or we'll hurt you   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one moist hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Does anyone read this??

    Before Croissan'wich / After Denny's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 86:59


    EPISODE 152! We discuss taint payments, gas station snacks, beer haters, eunuchs, BC/AD, drinking until you break your brain, fireworks, the new and improved super sun, dropping your child on their head, people with holes in their body causing beer to fall right thru, pizza toppings, chicken dumpling soup, Tesla the band, smearing and much more.   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything and everything   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for all the cool stuff   Leave a review on Apple Podcasts or don't, who cares at this point   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one wet hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspocast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Does anyone read any of this anymore? Poo poo boobie.

    Dickelgänger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 84:04


    EPISODE 151! We discuss funeral plans yet again, cherries, fast food fist fights, greasy shirts, spiciness, shirts vs. skins, large shorts, a submitted would you rather, 2 liters, diapers, loofas, a text about true family love, Father's Day and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads it's better over there   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one stupid place   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with dumb shit   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Does anyone read this anymore? Anyone?

    Shaken Baken Syndrome

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 85:30


    EPISODE 150! We discuss a recent split personality disorder, a Ray Romano clone, a big jar of spit, grandma broth and breasts, the Boss Baby, pressing the button, Shake and Bake, shaken baby syndrome, meth, Bad News Bears, foie gras, a new Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich, confusing microwave setting buttons, a large new product, a Drama lookalike and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads where the cool stuff is   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever   www.thedapperdads.com for everything   Does anyone still read this promo? Tell us if you do

    Feces/Scat/Poop: The Nasty Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 86:37


    EPISODE 149! We discuss chipmunks, Chippendales, carpeting, a big barf incident, soda machine issues, boobs vs. bewbs, pulling the plug, a colon cleanse update, a fun fact from a gas pump, dump comparisons, Bob the Scat Cleaner, trying to better your life but then missing your alarms, a brief but scary intermission, an email, the free Tootsie Pop Indiana wrapper and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads where all the better stuff is at   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything and everything please hurry   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one slimy spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Womb Stretch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 88:43


    EPISODE 148! We discuss GTAV tips, exploding wieners, Crocs, a colon cleanse, barfing and spitting, being in each others bodies in a fun way, Drama's accident, an interesting business card, more combo fast food locations, a greasy old shirt idea and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for so much more fun stuff   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and check in on us   Leave a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one sweaty spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com  

    The Taco Bellcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 91:39


    EPISODE 147! We discuss finding the perfect melon, big steaks, an almost exclusively olive sandwich, being extremely thirsty, upper deckers, owning a fast food franchise, several Taco Bell updates, on open marriage with condiments, a Willy Wonka crossover no one asked for, what people know you for, a new basketball move, some Jordan assumptions and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is poppin'   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with all this free time you have   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we'll jump you   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one stinky space   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Where Am I, What's Happening?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 89:38


    EPISODE 146! We discuss sweating, blumpkin logistics, Taco Bell, eating and drinking, meeting in person again, huffing stuff, powdered wigs, Cap'n Crunch, combo fast food places, breadsticks, Little Caesar's merch, a dog park incident, some fun movie quotes, a submission about the struggles of the podcast and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for more really neat stuff   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) please or we cry   Leave a 5 star rating with review or this all ends   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one nasty spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Thick Slink And Menacing Potato Head

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 86:32


    EPISODE 145! We discuss current horny levels, taking a direction with the podcast, our Candyman reboot, erotic Toy Story, window cleaning, thick cartoons, the worlds largest penises, an eagle transformation, another new movie pitch, Alex Jones updates, a specific spit shine and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for the real neat stuff   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with literally ANYTHING   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one sweaty spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instragram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    The Last Whap Of An Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 82:45


    EPISODE 144! We discuss more about the hit song You Can Call Me Al, cashing ass checks, returning a rare drink, being tall in public, festival breasts with the lactation incident, baby drugs, Dr. Drew, ejaculating inside yourself, an eccentric ass position, sunning your butthole, stupid ginger beer, being big browsers and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for even more of this malarky   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything you want   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or you hate us   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gaping hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Lil Van Down By The River

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 89:09


    EPISODE 143! We discuss news reporter personality, old woman riding, wearing wet clothes, Chris Farley, strokin', different paper cutters, ball trimming, becoming new and improved after quarantine, Wonderballs, researching grills and patio furniture, burger measurement, the big c-word, opening the church of Limp Bizkit and in a podcast first we lose one of the hosts and see if the other can handle the pressure. Who does what how? Listen and find out!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for even more goodies   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) you coward   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one damp spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    First Curses

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 87:37


    EPISODE 142! Still separated we discuss cartoon vampires, Frankenberry beef, a rare Kiss t-shirt, hair updates, the giant baby from Twitter, the hit song You Can Call Me Al, early swear words, dad/yacht rock, a fan submitted email, fallen Taco Bell soldiers, guilty pleasures and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need to fill your free time with more of us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something, you have the time   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts, you have the time   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one neat place   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Trainwrecks Of Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 98:04


    EPISODE 141! We discuss two dogs turning into 302 dogs, first cigarettes, swallowing food, Extreme Love, a burping fetish/Patreon, a jerking lesson submission, Slim's mean ol' lady, a whole bunch of would you rather questions, our Google search history and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with all the time you have now   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts unless you hate us   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gaping hole   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Hand Insanity

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 89:48


    EPISODE 140! As we turn out the lights and flip the sign in the dungeon to CLOSED we still manage to keep the show going for some reason. Despite the chaos and distance we manage to discuss final words to an ex, noodles, facial hair, a tiny demon, drinking hand sanitizer, Slim's general location, Tiger King, loud cars, a Scooby Doo breakdown, Billy Joel, some submissions and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is what the cool kids do   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) since you have so much free time   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts since you have free time   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one sopping spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Frun Freddy Frinkles

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 95:31


    EPISODE 139! We discuss foosball, hidden food, Nightmare Before Christmas and XXXmas, more long screams, the joys of paperwork, 100 Humans, ball cleaning, more wiping, a hot bottle of pee, one man's cold journey, open wounds, when siphoning goes wrong, Julia Fox drinking from an udder, Julie Stiles/Childs, Urethra Franklin and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you're cool   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) we know you have time now   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts since you have time now   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gross spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Edward Chili Dog Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 84:11


    EPISODE 138! We discuss some Maytag man confusion, the creation of a new religion, Danzig's new movie, crazy early internet, toe problems, Oregon Trail times, burrito cooking, the return of the asshole, Wild Wild West, years of life that don't matter, jerk off gel, some would you rathers, a bee costume or something, 17th of all and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you're a cool kid   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one moist area   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Fur Lined Spittoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 90:16


    EPISODE 137! We discuss fun words, mermaids, footjobs, ballbusting, bad baby names, flan, a marry/fornicate/kill, an email all the way from Australia, spittoons, the thrilling conclusion to the hotel humping story, sex things you don't do as an adult, a bar for dorks, how to cry and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for all the good stuff   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever the hell you want   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts RIGHT NOW   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one wet spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Asshole On A Plane

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 87:15


    EPISODE 136! We discuss our new robot, some feedback, having young boy fans, not using the restroom, Face/Off, Venn diagrams, our latest and greatest movie franchise idea, ugly people finding love, hotel humping, Spencer's Gifts, extensive coffee talk, the craziest naked outfit, breadstick conspiracy and much more.   WATCH OUR FIRST SKETCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5E7ZYYv02s   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you bad   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever seems neat   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one wet spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Testicle Toes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 87:40


    EPISODE 135! We discuss The Misfits, not dying in cars but also the perfect car death, a strip club at 4pm on a Saturday, Hall and Oates, old Onlyfans, a bag over the head, some would you rathers, what gives the Kool Aid Man life, handcuffs and much more.   WATCH OUR FIRST SKETCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5E7ZYYv02s   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you really love us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something wild   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts from any iPhone   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one wet spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Buttered Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2020 92:30


    EPISODE 134! We talk about our first sketch, an All Star Weekend celebrity sighting, tomatoes, the man smell in a car, Ted Nugent dodging the draft, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, why Santa isn't real, middle of the night sleepy snacking, a new Netflix pitch, some would you rathers and much more.   WATCH OUR FIRST SKETCH: https://youtu.be/F5E7ZYYv02s   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you love us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything wild   Leave a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Cryin' And Crankin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 87:54


    EPISODE 133! We talk about finding your real dad in a bar, Cracker Barrel, perfectly timed suicide, nips getting bigger, the vagina candle, hot wax, private part placement, a car crash, what video would be our last, little person cabbage criminals, 21 gun salutes, our prison stint and more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you like us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever the hell you want   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes PLEASE   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Mono E Romano: The Monitor Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 88:47


    EPISODE 132! We discuss vestibules, our fun runs, Valentine's Day, sneaking up and surprise snacking, a Final Destination/Fantasy sequel, high school pant choices, Slim's vomit adventure, Drama's stupid doctor visit, porn scenarios you don't want, writing movies or having them spoiled, what we want on our tombstone and other fun stuff.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you really like us   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something vestibule   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else and more   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Christ Is In The Slice

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 87:21


    EPISODE 131! We talk about staircases, how this is a leap year, making bread, posing for a magazine, horse love, porn categories we don't enjoy, driving into a mall, a flaming nine year old, who is the Daily Bugle boss, what's under Sway's hat, having a woman help you vote, alcoholic chili and more. This episode is sponsored by Ballsy. Use code DAPPER20 for 20% off at www.ballwash.com   Go to www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you wanna be cool   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something wild   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or else   www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

    Little John Silver's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 90:05


    EPISODE 130! We discuss what organs you can give away, confusing butts, late night drinking, pharmacy troubles, Gritty the mascot, big sausage pizza, soft bones, our recap of The Great Gatsby, clown fantasies, sending pictures to each other, various hot chips, trying to eat less, our anger about different types of bowls, having a third testicle, introvert tips and more.   This episode is sponsored by Ballsy. Use coupon code DAPPER20 for 20% off at www.ballwash.com   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more goodies   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes already please   www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could ever want   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    The Necessary Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 100:31


    EPISODE 129! We discuss spelling, the weather, mixing hot and cold together, littering, fun with cannons, branding your skin, a detailed movie recap, the life of Abe Lincoln, some submissions about the holidays, fornicate/marry/kill and more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you're a cool kid   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die   www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    Stealing Steaks On Your Lunch Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 94:07


    EPISODE 128! We discuss greeting cards, more about the WB frog, Captain Crunch, an impaired Spawn, little known rap facts, a Jason Alexander update, some old job memories, randomly remembering people, losing Facebook friends, having to stay the night in a haunted house to get money, the Osbornes tv show, biting the heads off doves and bats, suing people, Casper the Friendly Ghost and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of this   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something spicy   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one spot   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

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