The Nick Vatterott Show

Nick Vatterott has never made it to one episode of The Nick Vatterott Show, who knows where he is? Maybe the comedy group Maria Wojciechowski and Abby Vatterott a.k.a. Abbaria know. Detective Rick Rick Rick investigates!

Three Words: Nick's not here. Casey James Salengo, Will Winner and some other guy are. Bank robbery.

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, so instead a former principal Grundy Grendleshaw of an Austin,Texas high school interviews his former student, comedian Trey Galyon about Texas, religion, gay marriage, abortion, frigg'n abortion? Really? Yep! And a baseball job you probably never knew existed!​

Welcome to the Nick Vatterott Show, Nick can't make it, he's out having dinner, so serving up the podcast this week is Don Lunch! Don is having lunch today with comedian Kara Buller, the two talk about lunch, confidence, pooping your pants, sex addiction, murderers, and roommate drama all over a nice hot plate of Lasagna Salad!

Nick Vatterott can't make the show this week, so taking over is Gill Angst, a man of over two emotions! He's with comedian Joe Kilgallon, today they are getting to what's offensive, what in the vague spectrum of political correctness is too far and not far at all, and how the extreme right and extreme left are essentially the same asshole.

Welcome to The Nick Vatterott Show, Nick couldn't make it this week so Guy Manadodossoiersoi is taking over. Guy has come out of a 17 year depression, and has found a new lease on life! He is enjoying life with comedians Liza Treyger and Sabrina Jalees. Today they will be discussing adult hood, sorta. Check out Sabrina and Liza's amazing series on You Tube: "How Many Questions"

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's out playing pinball. But what exactly is pinball? Geryll Levonsonlll talks to comedians Tim Warner, Chris Waelti and James Creelman who play on the 'Midnight Vultures' in the NYC Pinball League and get their thoughts on Ramps, Nudges, Modes, Knocks, Tilts, Multi-balls and Bill Paxon!

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's completely fed up with podcasts, so taking over this week is overzealous, long time podcast listener, first time podcast podder Augustus Bradshaw. Augustus asks every question every podcaster asks. His guest this week is the hilarious, one of a kind, Mr. Mike Dobbins! The two tackle such over asked podcast questions as "How did you get into stand up?", and "When did you know you were funny?" and "Is there an inherent truth that some aspect of honesty or realness must be bled into absolute absurdity in order for the ridiculous to be any sort of place of abstract substance?"

This week on the Nick Vatterott Show, Nick cannot make it, he's trying to find the person that stole his identity. So this week Marcus Monroe interviews Marcus Monroe. Or is it Marcus Monroe interviewing Marcus Monroe? Which one is the REAL Marcus Monroe? As we try to figure out which Marcus Monroe is the Andy Kaufman Award winning comedian from Wisconsin, we also talk about a comedian's catch phrase be just taking your set list out, the mating rituals of whales, eating danishes, putting holes in your ears, getting cabs in small towns, how nicknames work and most important of all; which one is the REAL MARCUS MONROE?!? Follow @NickVatterott @marcusmonroe and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's out learning how to podcast. So a mysterious man tries to record a podcast in a restaurant. But is he the last man on earth? Only most of the world knows!

This week Nick Vatterott can't make it, he's out having fun. So Bart tries to have fun with Mike Guild, Jake Hart, and James Creelman. The gang talks fun, dreams, dentists, the similarities between movie theme songs, plus a special performance by The Minnesota Twins, a two man band that performs in prisons all over U.S. and Canadian Territory prison system!

The year is 2024 and after a string of events that took place in 2014, comedians are no longer getting paid. Saul Barley interviews people who have championed not paying comedians including the producer of the show LaughZ, the head of business affairs at the comedy theater The Uptight Citizen's Corporation, a comic turned booker at some shitty comedy club, a casting agent from Saturday Night Live Streaming, a showbizness social internet guru and a starving broke poor comedian who has been unable to pay their bills with "great exposure".​

Nick is out watching football this week, so Hank Williams the 8th invited his Rowdy Friends Ethan White and Dan Enfield to talk Week 1, offensive mascots, odd rules in the NFL, how Teddy Roosevelt almost ended college football, the odd sex habbits of banana slugs and other football related topics!​

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's coming up with some convention to be the format for the podcast. So running the show this week is Bob Bernice: COMEDY POLICE. Bob is a real piece of poop, that loves to judge other people's comedy. So today he'll have on several comedians and tell them just what the the hell they're doing right, or god forbid, wrong in their act. Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott ONCE AGAIN cant make it his week. It's almost like that's the whole point of the show! This week Barbara Koontz takes over the show. She's a mid-west soccer mom (her kids don't play soccer, she does) who knows absolutely nothing about the conflict in the Middle East. So to get to the bottom of it she talks to comedians Benjy Susswein and Aaron Friedman. Benjy, who spend a year and a half in Israel, and Aaron, who spent his entire life as a Jew, break down the history of why everyone just can't get along while Barbara, who has never talked to anyone that wasn't a white like minded Christian, tries to formulate her very first world view! Follow @NickVatterott @thebestofbs @imaaronfriedman and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott couldn't make it this week. We're not even sure why, he didn't even give an excuse this time. Sitting in today is washed up NPR Spokes-Human; Baul Balamoniatarian. Today he and comedians Drew Michael and Will Miles discuss what is the overall end game to life, they get to the bottom of calculus, dimensions, the source field, and pointless emergency drills and delve into the age old secret of how to keep the brain from eating itself. Here's a hint: IT'S WHISTLING! ​ Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's at a wedding. So Bruce Barebutt, the ' Jack of all Trades that involve working out', is going to get to the bottom of weddings, talk about being raised in a dog crate vs fleeing Russia because of Jewish oppression, and discuss George Washington's Chamberpot with Liza Treyger and Megan Gailey. Follow @NickVatterott @gilttercheese @megangailey and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick can't make this weeks episode of 'The Nick Vatterott Show' because he's at home waiting for Time Warner. So his old neighbor Burt Curt who normally doesn't do ANYTHING, takes time out of doing nothing to do the podcast. This week he has fun with comedian Nate Craig! Nate and Burt talk run ins with the cops, the pretentiousness of Vimeo, the love of classic video games, the frustration of Steve Martin being awesome at everything, and those last moments right before you get catapulted into a hot tar wall!

Nick is running late, so intern Gary starts the show without him. Today Gary interviews comedian Michael Lehrer about strip clubs, regional colloquialisms, and explores the rap prowess of the super clique, WORLD WIDE PHONICS CREW!!! ​

Nick Vatterott couldn't join the podcast today, there wasn't enough chairs. So Donald McDonald takes charge to discuss the fascinating world of animal husbandry. His guests include comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Julia Johns, also a council that denounces eggs as chicken abortions, as well as a couple of experts on pig mating.​

A few weeks a guy by the name of Douglas Lee Koebrich messaged Nick Vatterott on Twitter, asking if he could do Nick's podcast. Nick had no idea who this guy was, so obviously he said, "Sure, why not" and invited him on the show. But you can't get on The Nick Vatterott Show without going through a screening process, I mean, who knows who this guy is? So Nick's personal screener for potential guests, Mr. Dowosti, sits down with Douglous Lee to find out who exactly he is, and why he wants to be on the show. ​ Follow @NickVatterott @NathanMacintosh and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

The Nick Vatterott Show, Nick can't make it this week, he's out relaxing, so talking about Leisure today is Bi-Polar Jonathan. Jonathan tries to contain his bi-polarness and talk about ventures in leisure, parallel thought in comedy, what makes people laugh, why do ugly people have confidence, and how to interpret an inspirational quote with comedians Sheng Wang and Alex Koll!

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's on an all expenses paid trip to beautiful Buenos Aires, so taking over is Cash Enprizes with his game show Cash and Prizes! Contestants this week are Nick Mullen and Carlos Valencia, who will be champion? Will game shows themselves lose? Will we all wind up in beautiful Buenos Aires? Press Play to Win!!!

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's out to lunch. So this week week Tony Pizza (formally of 3 Bros Pizza) will be talking pizza, puns, food and funs with comedians Nate Fernald and Adam Newman. Follow us at @nickvatterott and @standupnylabs

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's on assignment. So taking over the show is decorated broadcast journalist, Scoop Ping. This week Scoop gets "the scoop" on 'anger' with comedians Pat Dixon and Chris Laker. Scoop uses his objective journalism to interview Pat and Chris on what makes us angry, what role is plays in our relationships, how to control our anger at the idiots around us, and how anger on stage could give a joke life, or lead an entire comics's set to comedy death. ​

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's away finding himself. So this week we have Bud E. Tyme with his podcast "Buddy Time with Bud E. Tyme". This week he is joined by comedians Justy Dodge and Paul Hooper who let us in on the secret to Justy and Paul's amazing terrible friendship.

Nick Vatterott couldn't make it this week, he is away. So podcasting this week in his place is New York Stand Up staple Frank Italiano with his podcast What's Going on?. His guest this week was suppose to be Brad Steurnagel but he canceled. So taking his place is Fred "The Goose" Knockenbach, who started comedy with Frank Ilaliano, but the two havn't spoken for twenty years because... well, you'll just have to listen to find out,​ CUZ Old Water NEVER Dries! Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's lost his mind. So filling in is Dr. Don Drennan who will explore the innerworkings of the mind find out what is that makes us crazy, are we all inherently insane? What drives man into madness? And the age old psychological question, 'How can we all jump higher'? Exploring the brain with Dr. Drennan this week are comedians Kase Raso and Nathan Macintosh! Follow @NickVatterott @NathanMacintosh and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to Nathan's Podcast https://soundcloud.com/positive-anger and check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Welcome to The Nick Vatterott Show. Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, so filling in is Fred Up. Fred Up is completely FRED UP with everything, from kidding himself that tomorrow is the day he gets his shit together, to yelling at the guy on the cell phone who doesn't walk with his head on a swivel. Are you still reading this? For real? Like are you deciding whether or not this podcast is worth your time? Your precious time that you have, to read descriptions to podcasts? Fred Up is FRED UP with people like you! Just listen and love it. And if you hate it, great, Fred Up doesn't need people like you in his world anyway. ​

This week Nick Vatterott can't make it, he's on the road, so stepping in his an old College Buddy, interviewing old college buddy Jim Callahan. These two reminisce about an old college prank, that first move to the big city, fighting brain tumors, and the infinite wisdom of Daniel Tosh.

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's out getting a suggestion. In charge of the pod this week is the improvisational group THE WINDY PENDEJOS?! 'Windy members Bob Kulhan, Mica Sherman and the other guy perform a new improv form called 'Provcast,' where they mix in improvised scenes with a discussion of the highs and lows of improv performances, Del Close, impressions, people who cry improv class and Scooter Soccer.

Nick Vatterott couldn't make it this week, he's out doing grown up things. So child psychologist Dr. Peter Menowski is doing his podcast 'Child Talk' where he examines the childhoods of former children Nick Maritato and Steve O'Brien.

Nick Vatterott has gone AWOL, wearing his shoes and pants is Dr. Tim Smith, curator for The National Museum of Cryptozoology in Portland Maine. Not to be confused with the International Museum of Cryptozoology that's right across the street. Today Tim talks all things Cryptozoology with Ben Kissel and Marcus Parks! Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott is on sabbatical this week, stepping in is Pauly D, a trigonometry teacher who coaches the inter-mural high school practice football team. Pauly D devotes his entire life to vicariously living sports through his students to make up for his lifetime of failed athletic endeavors. This week he vicariously lives through comedians Jordan Carlos and Jay Nog!

Nick Vatterott is on retreat this week. So taking over is Xavier University Religion Analysis Teacher Mr. Bobbelyhead. On Mr. Bobbelyhead's "Godcast" he reconnects with former students, comedians Reid Faylor and Andrew Short, to help reinforce that the bible is to be taken literally, if one wants to stay on the righteous path.

Nick Vatterott couldn't record a podcast this week because Freelance Janitor Stan Manowski stole the equipment for 'The Nick Vatterott Show' and recorded his own podcast. He and his co-worker borrow the names Pork Dorkleson and Robert Dean from past episodes and record a podcast during their hour long smoke break at recent job. On it, these two wanna-be jokesters exhale discourse consisting of game shows, Mazda Days, Go-Pros, Austrailians, Villain Towns, medieval movies, body impressions, Is Google God, Wikipedia Fund Raising and general machine gun sound effects. Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott can't make this week's episode of The Nick Vatterott Show, so an unknown serial killer takes over podcast duties and talks about the things that make him want to kill including butting in line, Alcatraz and Starbucks. Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott is out of town this week so filling his big shoes is Nick Balloon! Jason Saenz and Robert Dean had a hard time paying rent, so they rented out a tent in their living room to Nick Balloon. Balloon runs this weeks podcast LIVE from the Tent!!! Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

With Nick Vatterott out of the country this week, human talker Robert Roberts takes over and displays his human talking skills in his show 'Portrait of Inspiration'. In this particular portrait, Robert human talks with comedian/singer/inspirations Amber Nelson and Matteo Lane! Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott is on leave this week so hosting this week is Derrick's Brother. Derrick's Brother asks comedians Anthony Devito and Josh Rabinowitz every annoying question that comedians get. Follow @NickVatterott @anthonydevito_ @Josh_Rabinowitz and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick, Josh and Anthony are performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott couldn't make it this week so Pork Dorkleson will be guest podcasting his show "Small Talk". This week Pork and TJ Miller talk about the weather. Follow @NickVatterott @nottjmiller and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick Vatterott is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott is on assignment this week so filling in is Sports Idiot Buster Ballz who will be running his sports show "I disagree with everything you say", the sports show where Buster disagrees with everything that you say. His guests are comedians and hosts of the immensely popular sports/comedy radio program 'Visitor's Locker Room'; Sean Flannery and CJ Sullivan. Follow @NickVatterott and @StandUpNYLabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick Vatterott is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott is out of the country for this third episode of The Nick Vatterott Show, so taking the reins this week is odd job connoisseur Todd DiMarco. Todd, a former mover, brings in his former moving co-workers, comedians Andy Haynes and Steve O'Brien. Together they share old work stories, smoke resin, take calls from disgruntled customers and expose the secret of plumbing all while squatting in an old woman's garage. Follow @NickVatterott @imandyhaynes @teamsubmarine and @standupnylabs. Use promo code VATTEROTT and www.StandUpNY.com for 2-for-1 tickets to Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Nick Vatterott couldn't make it this week so sitting in is 'Entertainer for Hire' Larry Blahblah. Larry's guests are comedians Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman, who help Larry figure out what exactly is showbizness, how to talk to women, and when exactly it's time to quit perusing one's dream of being in entertainment. Follow @nickvatterott @myqkaplan @profdork & @standupnylabs. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Nick and Myq are performing live. Check out all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com.

In this debut episode of 'The Nick Vatterott Show', Nick Vatterott has the day off so filling in is Conservative Shock Jock DJ 'Mad Dan' Danny Freeman drilling comedians Jared Logan and Nick Tuner on all things political, proving just how misinformed political talk radio can actually be.