Podcast appearances and mentions of Jordan Carlos

American stand-up comedian

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Best podcasts about Jordan Carlos

Latest podcast episodes about Jordan Carlos

Fake the Nation
500. Are the Stay-at-home Sons Okay? (w/Justin Krebs and Jordan Carlos)

Fake the Nation

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 63:35


This week on Fake the Nation, comedian and host Negin Farsad celebrates her 500th episode of the show! She is joined by comedian/author Jordan Carlos and political strategist/author Justin Krebs. They discuss the continued reign of terror in Minneapolis as well as Republican defections that might signal a turning point for the administration. But don't worry, they venture into the lightness with the new fad of “stay at home sons” and how foreign films are finding more and more ways to earn Oscar nominations! Negin also shares some observations about these last several hundred episodes. She is so very grateful that you have tuned in over these many years. Support the show at patreon.com/neginfarsad Today's Sponsor is Qualia Life! Take control of your cellular health today. Go to https://qualialife.com/FAKE to get 50% off and save an extra 15% with the code FAKE. Follow everyone!@jordancarlosofficial + buy his book ChoreplayJustin wants you to join a Drinking Liberally chapter@NeginFarsadCheck out Negin's latest in Progressive Magazine on how to celebrate America's 250th! Rate Fake The Nation 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave us a review!Follow Negin Farsad on TwitterEmail Negin fakethenationpodcast@gmail.comHost - Negin FarsadProducer - Rob HeathTheme Music - Gaby AlterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil
Speed Dates: You Gotta Have A Carrot (w/ Jordan Carlos)

Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 33:21


On an all-new Speed Date episode, host Joel Kim Booster is joined by the hilarious and thoughtful Jordan Carlos (The Nightly Show, Everything's Trash, Adulting with Michelle Buteau) to discuss Jordan meeting his wife over The Civil War, learning ALL the love languages, and the theory behind Jordan's new book Choreplay: The Marriage-Saving Magic of Getting Your Head Out of Your Ass. He'll also give Joel some tips for success ahead of his forthcoming nuptials, and of course we get Jordan's answers to our classic Speed Date questions, leading to talk about LARPing romance and the great Rob Reiner. Catch Bad Dates live at SF Sketchfest, Sunday February 1st! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for full episodes. Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 3Jordan Carlos: Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Bad Dates ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sleeping with Celebrities
Jordan Carlos Lives in New York City and Drives an Actual Car

Sleeping with Celebrities

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2026 48:47


There are many transportation options in New York. It's not all subways and taxi cabs that cut in front of you and make you yell about how you're walking here like in that movie. There are also regular old cars, like the one comedian and writer Jordan Carlos has for getting around that city. He tells us in detail what that's like, what the sky tram to Roosevelt Island is like, and how complicated things can get with local transportation bureaucracy if you accidentally drop your phone on a railroad track. Jordan is the author of Choreplay: The Marriage-Saving Magic of Getting Your Head Out of Your Ass, which comes out next month, and he also shares with us the power of changing the toilet paper roll in making your relationship a successful one.Pre-order your copy of Choreplay: The Marriage-Saving Magic of Getting Your Head Out of Your Ass by Jordan Carlos at the bookstore, online or brick and mortar, of your choice.Hey Sleepy Heads, is there anyone whose voice you'd like to drift off to, or do you have suggestions on things we could do to aid your slumber?Email us at: sleepwithcelebs@maximumfun.org.Follow the Show on:Instagram @sleepwcelebsBluesky @sleepwithcelebsTikTok @SleepWithCelebsJohn is on Bluesky @JohnMoeJohn's acclaimed, best-selling memoir, The Hilarious World of Depression, is now available in paperback._________________________________________________________________________Join | Maximum FunIf you like one or more shows on MaxFun, and you value independent artists being able to do their thing, you're the perfect person to become a MaxFun monthly member.

Comedy Dynamics Daily
Jordan Carlos Loves Classic "Black Stuff"

Comedy Dynamics Daily

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2025 3:09


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Parenting is a Joke
Jordan Carlos is in The Simon & Garfunkel Phase of Parenting

Parenting is a Joke

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2025 43:05


Comedian Jordan Carlos joins Ophira Eisenberg to talk about parenting two kids with very different personalities—his 10-year-old daughter, a perfectionist baker supplied with Costco-sized vanilla extract, and his six-year-old son, who polices Halloween candy wrappers with post-it notes. Jordan shares how his daughter's three grandmothers got her hooked on baking, and how his son's sharp eye caught him sneaking Whoppers late at night. The conversation moves into the emotional leap from age eight to ten, the Simon & Garfunkel “Hello Darkness” phase, and balancing attention between siblings. Jordan also compares Black and White Thanksgivings—Dallas versus New Hampshire—while marveling at his in-laws' quiet avoidance of conflict. He tells a wild story about losing his wallet while paddle boating on Governor's Island, diving into the muck to retrieve it as his son scolded him for swearing. From babysitters drinking beer on the job to a childhood broken arm he let heal on its own out of fear of getting in trouble, Jordan reflects on rule-following, parenting negotiations, and the strange privileges kids have today. The episode ends with Jordan imagining how much more his kids might care about U.S. history if Taylor Swift told the story of Ellis Island.

Green Eggs and Dan
Jordan Carlos

Green Eggs and Dan

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 61:15


Comedian Jordan Carlos jumps in the studio with Dan this week. The besties pick apart Jordan's Brooklyn fridge, then debate everything from wines and loose meat sandwiches, to the Daddy tax and focaccia farts. (We keep it classy around here!) Want to be a sponsor? Learn about your ad choices at megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scam Goddess
Big Crime Energy w/ Jordan Carlos (Re-Release)

Scam Goddess

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 88:05


This week, Jordan Carlos joins us to discuss how, during the 1970s, the FBI hired Mel Weinberg, a career con man, to tackle some of Washington's biggest politicians. This story inspired the movie American Hustle! Laci and Jordan dive into growing up in Dallas near the same churches, driving a Ford, and the con of writing ad commercials. Plus, Late Night Talk Show Host John Oliver is scamming the scammers…Congress, that is. Stay schemin'! CON-gregation, make sure to catch Laci's new TV Show Scam Goddess, now on Freeform and Hulu! Follow on Instagram:Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspod  Laci Mosley: @divalaciJordan Carlos: @jordancarlosofficialResearch done by Kaelyn Brandt SOURCEShttps://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-news/last-week-tonight-john-oliver-recap-season-9-episode-7-congress-data-1335598/https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/06/obituaries/mel-weinberg-dead-abscam-informant.htmlhttps://www.nj.com/inside-jersey/2013/11/jersey_hustle_the_real-life_story_of_abscam.htmlhttps://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/abscamhttps://www.senate.gov/about/powers-procedures/expulsion/140HarrisonWilliams_expulsion.htm Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/scam.

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs
"Rhyme Me a River" w/ Jordan Carlos [Best-Of Episode]

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 20:10 Transcription Available


While we gear up for the new year, the Puzzler team is bringing back some of our favorite episodes from the past year of puzzling. Happy holidays, and we will see you soon for a very puzzlingly puzzling 2025! Hello, Puzzlers! Puzzling with us today: comedian Jordan Carlos! Join host A.J. Jacobs and his guests as they puzzle–and laugh–their way through new spins on old favorites, like anagrams and palindromes, as well as quirky originals such as “Ask Chat GPT” and audio rebuses. Subscribe to The Puzzler podcast wherever you get your podcasts! "The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs" is distributed by iHeartPodcasts and is a co-production with Neuhaus Ideas. Our executive producers are Neely Lohmann and Adam Neuhaus of Neuhaus Ideas, and Lindsay Hoffman of iHeart Podcasts. The show is produced by Jody Avirgan and Brittani Brown of Roulette Productions. Our Chief Puzzle Officer is Greg Pliska. Our associate producer is Andrea Schoenberg.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parent Footprint with Dr. Dan
Exactly Right Favorites: Jordan Carlos

Parent Footprint with Dr. Dan

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 69:24


Welcome to a new Exactly Right and Parent Footprint with Dr. Dan favorite: Jordan Carlos. Dr. Dan rewinds to June 22, 2023 to another favorite episode: Dr. Dan and special guest Jordan Carlos, co-host of Exactly Right's Adulting (with co-host Michelle Buteau). Dr. Dan and Jordan commiserate (and laugh) about #Dadlife, poop, what it means to be a hall of fame parent (maybe the next new parenting trend!?!), listening to our kids, and more. All new comments from Dr. Dan make this a great listen. Email your parenting questions to Dr. Dan podcast@drdanpeters.com (we might answer on a future episode).  Follow us @parentfootprintpodcast (Instagram, Facebook) and @drdanpeters (X). Learn about more podcasts @exactlyright on Instagram. Please listen, follow, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Please support our podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4bqTWJ2 For more information: www.exactlyrightmedia.com  www.drdanpeters.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs
"Do Y'all Speak Texan?" w/ Jordan Carlos

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 19:09 Transcription Available


Hello, Puzzlers! Puzzling with us today: comedian Jordan Carlos! Join host A.J. Jacobs and his guests as they puzzle–and laugh–their way through new spins on old favorites, like anagrams and palindromes, as well as quirky originals such as “Ask Chat GPT” and audio rebuses. Subscribe to The Puzzler podcast wherever you get your podcasts!  "The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs" is distributed by iHeartPodcasts and is a co-production with Neuhaus Ideas.  Our executive producers are Neely Lohmann and Adam Neuhaus of Neuhaus Ideas, and Lindsay Hoffman of iHeart Podcasts. The show is produced by Jody Avirgan and Brittani Brown of Roulette Productions.  Our Chief Puzzle Officer is Greg Pliska. Our associate producer is Andrea Schoenberg.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs
"Neologisms" w/ Jordan Carlos

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 19:03 Transcription Available


Hello, Puzzlers! Puzzling with us today: comedian Jordan Carlos! Join host A.J. Jacobs and his guests as they puzzle–and laugh–their way through new spins on old favorites, like anagrams and palindromes, as well as quirky originals such as “Ask Chat GPT” and audio rebuses. Subscribe to The Puzzler podcast wherever you get your podcasts!  "The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs" is distributed by iHeartPodcasts and is a co-production with Neuhaus Ideas.  Our executive producers are Neely Lohmann and Adam Neuhaus of Neuhaus Ideas, and Lindsay Hoffman of iHeart Podcasts. The show is produced by Jody Avirgan and Brittani Brown of Roulette Productions.  Our Chief Puzzle Officer is Greg Pliska. Our associate producer is Andrea Schoenberg.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs
"Rhyme Me a River" w/ Jordan Carlos

The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 18:07 Transcription Available


Hello, Puzzlers! Puzzling with us today: comedian Jordan Carlos! Join host A.J. Jacobs and his guests as they puzzle–and laugh–their way through new spins on old favorites, like anagrams and palindromes, as well as quirky originals such as “Ask Chat GPT” and audio rebuses. Subscribe to The Puzzler podcast wherever you get your podcasts!  "The Puzzler with A.J. Jacobs" is distributed by iHeartPodcasts and is a co-production with Neuhaus Ideas.  Our executive producers are Neely Lohmann and Adam Neuhaus of Neuhaus Ideas, and Lindsay Hoffman of iHeart Podcasts. The show is produced by Jody Avirgan and Brittani Brown of Roulette Productions.  Our Chief Puzzle Officer is Greg Pliska. Our associate producer is Andrea Schoenberg.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Writers Talking Shit
2 Writers Talking Shit with Comedian and Writer Jordan Carlos

2 Writers Talking Shit

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 60:08


Multi-hyphenate creator Jordan Carlos cracks the code to balancing it all, breaks down writing packet submissions for late-night TV, and talks about his upcoming book.

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
MFM Presents…Georgia Hardstark on Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 61:00 Very Popular


My Favorite Murder presents Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos on the Exactly Right network. Every Wednesday, along with a different comic, expert or celeb, they provide real life advice with a heaping portion of hilarity topped with a dollop of truth.  You're about to hear an episode from January 31, 2024 with Georgia Hardstark! While bonding over “vintage” grandma names, Jordan chimes in with names that could only come from the Mississippi Delta. Also, Michelle's twin toddlers test her anti-Goop parenting style and Georgia weighs in on the everlasting debate over keeping shoes on or off indoors. Jordan and Michelle are longtime best friends and comedians based in New York. You can find them doing Adulting live shows at The Bell House in Brooklyn or touring and performing standup all over the country. Past guests include Sarah Cooper, Roy Wood Jr., Joel Kim Booster, Tone Bell and more! Cue the airhorns! Follow Adulting on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. While you're there, don't forget to rate and review. Find them on Instagram @adultingthepod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Green Eggs and Dan
What'd Ya Eat w/ Jordan Carlos: Eat Your Words

Green Eggs and Dan

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 55:06


Dan is back with comedian Jordan Carlos for another "What'd Ya Eat," where they dive into the best unsung brunch foods, the south's hostility towards health, and the secret menu at Dunkin'. Thank you to this week's sponsor, Factor! Use code greeneggs50 at factormeals.com/greeneggs50 to get 50% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bad Behavior with Sterling Mulbry & Blair Peyton
S2 Ep4: “Sh*t Kids” with Jordan Carlos

Bad Behavior with Sterling Mulbry & Blair Peyton

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 41:24


This week on Bad Behavior: Comedian and Writer Jordan Carlos discusses the dark side of caffeine while Sterling deals with her crappy Wi-Fi. Then, Jordan plays a game of Heaven or Hell, inspired by his hit podcast with Michelle Buteau, “Adulting.” Plus, he'll share a morally ambiguous story about eavesdropping on a dysfunctional family at a fancy restaurant. Will Jordan be deemed good or bad? Leave a voice message or text your morally questionable story and YOU could be feature on Bad Behavior: (929) 390-1436 Connect with Bad Behavior: Instagram | TikTok | Sterling and Blair on Instagram | Sterling and Blair on TikTok Original music by HoliznaCC0, Ketsa, and Serge Quadrado. Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License.

Tell Me Everything
Petty Spaghetti with Jordan Carlos

Tell Me Everything

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 63:53


On this week's fabulous episode of “Tell Me Everything,” we have the one and only Jordan Carlos (Adulting)! This sweet gem of a man is bringing on three gorgeous pop culture pulls (and also some WILD gossip)! Jordan talks all about his “Sliding Doors” moment of almost getting cast in “The Last Black Man in San Francisco” when we talk about JONATHAN MAJORS. He also brings up BRANGELINA'S WINERY LAWSUIT and the potential (mugging) dangers around the APPLE VISION PRO! Buckle up, my babes! This one's a fun ride! If you like this show, don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Be sure to follow the show on Instagram: @tellliameverything And follow me (your host!) across all platforms: @liamgareau

Will You Accept This Rose?
"CASH MONEY GRAB!' w/ Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos

Will You Accept This Rose?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 90:32


NYC BABYYYYY!!  Arden is back in NYC with fan faves Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos!  Funky Cold Medina! Edwina as the moral compass! Fried Chicken Pool Parties! - Arden is BLOWN AWAY by the drone display that Joey and Jenn ignore!! - Seth can't believe how bad of a surfer Jenn is! - Jordan thinks Joey seems Poly!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Green Eggs and Dan
What'd Ya Eat w/ Jordan Carlos: "Get Out" the Lawry's Because Here Comes a Plot Twist

Green Eggs and Dan

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 53:26


In the first episode of the podcast's newest segment, "What'd Ya Eat?", Dan and comedian Jordan Carlos break down the rebranding of toothfish, how to get sat at a restaurant with a long wait, and why watching people banging adds to the ambiance of fine dining. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!
Spreading The News w/ Jordan Carlos

The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2024 55:28 Transcription Available


Lacey and Amber share their post-feast reflections, with Lacey contemplating a temporary break from mac n' cheese, while Amber gears up to get jacked at the gym. They rollout the spotlight for their wonderful and charming guest, Jordan Carlos. Jordan, confesses that he takes quizzes very serious and he's ready to win the one on his favorite topic, New York City History. After a friendly competition the trio take on some advice questions and voicemails that will surely help people get through the holiday season. Want your advice question answered on the show? Write to Amber&Lacey: AmberAndLaceyAdvice@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Michelle & Jordan Talk Their Toxic Traits! feat. Dan Ahdoot

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2023 63:04


This week Jordan and Michelle are joined by FOP (friend of the pod) comedian / actor / auth-uh / podcast host / beloved surrogate sibling, the multi-talented Dan Ahdoot. Dan's arrival prompts Jordan to shed his middle-child identity and lean into his other side (big brother feat. therapist cosplay), Dan shares his thoughts on radical honesty vs. finessed white lies (hear him out!!!), and Michelle takes a deep breath and asks: What is my toxic trait? The answer, tho!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Do I Tell My Parents I'm Not a Republican? feat. adrienne maree brown

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 59:16


This week, Michelle and Jordan welcome author / afro-futurist / pleasure activist / potentially Jordan's long-lost cuz, adrienne maree brown. Jordan gets into the 10 going on 49 of it all (his daughter's current Wednesday Addams phase), Michelle goes back to the origin of her party-host-super-powers, and adrienne shares tips for safely seeking sexual pleasure in group settings. BYO-Astroglide! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Put Your Penis In Your Pocket Book feat. Ms. Pat

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 44:34


This week, Adulting is giving heavy seen, felt, AND heard energy when Jordan and Michelle welcome comedy / acting / writing triple threat, Ms. Pat. Jordan accepts affirmations after courageously sharing his childhood journey from outie to innie, Michelle gives a refresher on karaoke night etiquette, and real talk—Ms. Pat speaks on what 31 years of marriage teaches and takes (honesty and therapists!!).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater? feat. Catherine Cohen

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 70:34


Adulting levels up in the game of self-care / self-compash aka self-compassion when Jordan and Michelle invite comedian / actress / poet / foot MASS-age aficionado, champion of drawing hot baths, and friend of the pod, Catherine Cohen. Michelle walks us through the layers of grief that follow being fired…by her toddler son, Jordan unlocks secrets of the glove compartment and melts Michelle's reality, and Catherine explains how to extend southern hospitality as guest rather than host—bet you didn't know she's also a Texan!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will You Accept This Rose?
"THE GOLDEN FLATCHULAR!" w/ Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos

Will You Accept This Rose?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 105:41 Transcription Available


New York All Stars Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos join Arden to break down "GOLDEN BACHELOR- WOMEN TELL ALL!" Meatballs! Jared Leto! Sandra's Fart-tacular! - Arden can't believe she is rooting for a Haunted Doll! - Seth thinks Gerry wants to carry Theresa around like Emmanuel Lewis! - Jordan knows that Butterflies Recognize! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
I Haven't Done "It" For a Whole Year... Am I Okay!? feat. Amber Ruffin

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 63:44


This week Michelle and Jordan bring it all the way home with writer, actor, host, Tony nominee, near and dear ground-breaker, Amber Ruffin. AIRHORN!!! Jordan reveals how he, a tired dad, transforms into the Black member of Steely Dan for parent teacher conferences, Michelle breaks down the pros and cons of relocating to Amsterdam, aka the ultimate safe space... sorta…and Amber shares tales from the writer's room—it's giving Montessori school meets Mad Men. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Wondery Presents: ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Talk Show

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 5:04


Cuddly as a cactus and charming as an eel, he's your new favorite snarky talk show host. Join The Grinch (and his faithful dog Max) each week as he rants against Christmas cheer and roasts celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire. Starring Saturday Night Live's James Austin Johnson as the notorious curmudgeon and broadcasting straight from Who-Ville, will The Grinch send these famous folks back down Mt. Crumpit, or will they soften his stance against Christmas and grow his heart three sizes? Grab your hot cocoa and cozy slippers and listen along to find out!Listen to ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Talk Show: Wondery.fm/GrinchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Are You Getty Ready Go?? feat. Franchesca Ramsey

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 60:12


This week, Jordan and Michelle pull up a boudoir chair for comedian/actress/activist/friend maker of old-timey stamps and indefatigable painter of walls, Franchesca Ramsey. Jordan relives the brief moment he was transported out of his body while in the bedroom, Michelle dons her myth-buster hat to advise a listener that textbook flirting is no match for chemistry, and Franchesca shares tried and true tips for crafting thoughtful thank you cards and classy clap backs. It's giving full-on Wes Anderson and we are here for it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Is It Okay to Take My BF to a Restaurant My Ex Intro'd Me To? feat. Tone Bell

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 51:42


Southern hospitality is being served with a shot and a beer as Michelle and Jordan go off the grid with Adulting's Lone Star correspondent / friend of the pod, comedian Tone Bell. Jordan recounts learning the hard way on what gifts to give his beloved (Telfars henceforth!!), Michelle suggests a great reason to leave the "college degree box" unchecked when looking for a partner (negative student loans!!), and Tone proposes a very rational plan for sharing public spaces with exes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will You Accept This Rose?
"PEPPER IN THE POT!" w/ Jordan Carlos and Carrie Berk

Will You Accept This Rose?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2023 100:05 Transcription Available


Comedian Jordan Carlos and author Carrie Berk join Arden to break down episode 4 of Bachelor in Paradise!!! Deep Sea Massages! Ralph's coffee! Poo Baby Books!- Arden thinks Olivia should go for John Henry!! - Jordan is new to BIP and thinks it is the most fun show ever!! - Carrie likes when a guy just goes for it and gives her a smooch on a date! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
My Friend is Marrying a Clone of Their Ex... How Do I Stop It?? feat. Nicole Byer

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 54:22


It's a lucky day because Jordan and Michelle are joined by comedian / Blacktress / esteemed show host / friend / maven of guest room etiquette, the one, the only, Nicole Byer [CUE AIRHORN!!!]. Jordan opens up about his Xbox addiction and subsequent intervention via second-floor window defenestration, Nicole shares her hilarious highlights from a visit to Amsterdam, and Michelle gently encourages a nostalgic listener to seek new, present-day experiences. It's a vibe, y'all!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Can I (A Man!) Make Male Friends Who Aren't Disgusting, Horrible, and Dumb? feat. E.R. Fightmaster

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 51:08


Jordan and Michelle invite writer/actor/and musician (Triple Threat!!) E.R. Fightmaster to hash it up and hash it out. Jordan presents his withering Ted Talk on Goldilocks: The First Documented Case of Karen-ing, E.R. rewinds to the origin of their vintage car fetish, and Michelle demonstrates how to beautifully stock a pantry with staples and surprises. It's a whole spice rack of fun!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Should Kids Be Out Here Calling Grown Ups by Their Govt Names? feat. Jes Tom

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 41:14


This week, Michelle and Jordan welcome hilarious comedian / writer / actor / friend / non-essential organ donor (JK), Jes Tom, to the pod. Jordan goes full-on Moth Story Hour and tells the tale of performing at one of NYC's historic armories, a “balloon party” at Paradiso has Michelle considering retirement in Amsterdam, and Jes explains why leaving Queens for Brooklyn has left them feeling like an expat returning to America. Insert earbuds!This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will You Accept This Rose?
"KIA FORTE-ING ME SOFTLY!" W/ Jordan Carlos and Karolena Theresa!

Will You Accept This Rose?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 90:28 Transcription Available


Two amazing new additions to the WYATR family Jordan Carlos and Karolena Theresa join Arden in person in NYC to discuss the BEST SHOW EVER- GOLDEN BACHELOR! Tears! Cat Stevens! Roberta!- Arden thinks Edith could be a Bond Girl!! - Jordan thinks Gery's hair got blown back by the April calendar! - Karolena wants Marina to SIT ON GARY'S LAP and get a little MESSY! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Does One Make A Choice? (Someone please choose for us!!) feat. Dominique Jackson

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 40:49


In this ep, Jordan + Michelle chop it up like a fresh shallot with model / actor / author / activist / ballroom royalty, and THE ICON, Dominique Jackson (POSE!!!!), for a very special convo about homecomings, ancestors, and opening up to the growth of others. This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Do You Tell a Bad Employee / Friend You Won't Be a Reference for Them? (*Butt puckers) feat. Devon Walker

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 38:00


Black with more Bell House BK love, Jordan and Michelle are joined by comedian / writer / actor / Texan / certified Aquarius, Devon Walker. Hold your merit badges as Jordan shares a wonder years moment from his days as a Boy Scout, Michelle highlights advantages of growing out of the nightlife (da club) and into refined adult socializing (day drinking), and as a recent New York transplant, Devon shares his take on The Big Apple and why NYC cops are different.This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Many Pairs of Shoes Should One Own? (All of Them!!!) feat. Hari Kondabolu

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 39:21


Michelle + Jordan parlay with comedian, writer, friend, and the unofficial Burrow President of Queens, Hari Kondabolu. Jordan reveals the agony of a "Jordan's Choice" moment while on vacation, Michelle emphasizes the importance of having your partner's back while both home and abroad, and Hari shares recent revelations of being a new parent—“cool dad” is a supporting role. This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
I Have Feelings For My Friend, Should I Stop Casually Seeing Them? feat. Scott Aukerman

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 39:43


Podcast royalty, aka Comedy! Bang! Bang!'s Scott Aukerman, joins Jordan and Michelle in front of the Bell House crowd. Michelle recounts a thoughtful birthday gift that backfired, Jordan itemizes the damage to his home (and ego!) after a playdate, and Scott reenacts his audition for a job at 1980's Disneyland. This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Do I Tell My Mother-In-Law Roommate She's Too Messy? feat. Sam Jay

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 45:31


Live at the Bell House BK (Where else?!), Michelle + Jordan catch all the way up with Emmy-nominated writer, comedian, producer, dear friend, and neighbor to somebody, Sam Jay. Jordan establishes the protocol for handling his kid's bath-time emergency (number one), Sam schools Michelle and Jordan with her masterful costume party skills, and Michelle sends an impromptu love note to NYC.This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Wondery Presents: The Big Flop

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 6:26


Every big moment starts with a big dream. But what happens when that big dream turns out to be an even bigger failure?Each week on Wondery's new podcast The Big Flop, host Misha Brown is joined by different comedians to chronicle some of the biggest failures and blunders in pop culture history. Each episode will have you thinking to yourself, why in the world did this get made?!This is just a preview of The Big Flop. You can listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or at: See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Do I Have to Reveal I Have a Kid on a First Date? (N'Yes!!) feat. Chloé Hilliard

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 43:58


This time around Jordan and Michelle welcome comedian / Black Lady Sketch Show producer / author / friend / emergency contact, Chloé Hilliard to the pod. Jordan stokes controversy for being able to pick a favorite Prince song (gasp!), Michelle shares her beginner's guide to furniture as an investment (You betta get in on that futon flip!), and Chloé shares BTS moments from her lengthy, inspiring career. This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Do I Keep Up With the Constant Texting!? (Hint: Don't!) feat. Mike Yard

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 40:13


Michelle and Jordan catch up at the Bell House stage with comedian / writer / friend Mike Yard. Jordan flawlessly impersonates his therapist while also sharing helpful tips, Mike transports the audience from St. Croix to East NY, and Michelle takes a minute when an audience question nearly breaks her.This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
How Do We Get It In...with No Babysitter??? feat. Sunita Mani

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 38:31


Back at the Bell House, Jordan and Michelle welcome actor / dancer / comedian, Sunita Mani! Jordan shares the one thought that saved him during a wild flight, Michelle details the finest moments of a well-earned baecation with husband, and Sunita relives the time she came out to her husband as a viral rap video dancer. #LoveWinsThis episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Did You Miss Us?? feat. Donwill

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 46:03


Adulting is all the way black from summer vacay, now with new episodes dropping Every. Single. Week!!! [AIRHORN!] On today's episode, Michelle and Jordan welcome one of their own: Adulting theme song composer, live show DJ, friend, emergency contact and brother, Donwill! Michelle recounts a day in the life as an NYC minivan driver, Donwill recalls a hilarious story from his former life as a substitute teacher, and Jordan gives up his secret for how he manages bedtime stories with his kids (edibles)—everyone wins! This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

High and Mighty
421: Fashion in your 40s (w/ Jordan Carlos & Michelle Buteau)

High and Mighty

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 64:25


Jordan Carlos & Michelle Buteau joins gabrus to talk about finding your style in your 40s. Check out gabrus' other podcast, Action Boyz.Check out 101 Places to Party Before You Die now streaming on MaxShout out to The Farmer's Dog for sponsoring this episode.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/mighty. Plus, you get FREE shipping! Advertise on High & Mighty via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Do I Have To Pretend To Care About My Friends' Kids? feat. Peppermint

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 47:55


LIVE and THRIVING at the Bell House, Jordan and Michelle welcome activist / Broadway star / Drag Race alum, PEPPERMINT!!! Michelle gives a lesson on air travel etiquette (rule #1: leave your sad pillow at home), Peppermint draws the line between dating and BS, aka the Brandy vs. Monica of it all, and Jordan gets inspired to celebrate his own body, for once, earning air horns in return. All these things and more, y'all!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bananas
Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Bananas

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 60:25


Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn't sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scam Goddess
The Smooth Talking Swindler of the 1920's w/ Michelle Buteau & Jordan Carlos

Scam Goddess

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 76:46


What's Poppin' Con-gregation? This week, comedians Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join us to discuss Victor Lustig, a con artist of the 1920's whose notorious for selling the Eiffel Tower, twice. Plus, a German photographer has rejected an award from the Sony World Photography Awards after winning with an AI-generated “photograph.” Stay Schemin'!Research by Kaelyn Brandt  SOURCES:https://www.cnn.com/style/article/ai-photo-win-sony-scli-intl/index.htmlhttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-smoothest-con-man-that-ever-lived-29861908/https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/man-who-sold-eiffel-tower-twice-180958370/https://www.newspapers.com/image/147064321/https://www.casino.org/blog/lustigs-money-machine-scam/

Ask Ronna
165 - The Straw That Broke the Camel Toe with Michelle Buteau & Jordan Carlos

Ask Ronna

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 73:44


Two things to start: a) (Bryan) has no business looking as good as he does today and b) Ronna came down with a case of COVID after visiting a Czech zoo. As unfortunate as the latter is, Ronna couldn't possibly miss this week's fabulous guests and she's happy to battle through the sniffles to chat with these two gems. Joining us in The Carriage House are the hosts of the hilarious podcast ADULTING, Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos! Michelle and Jordan help us give advice on an awkward situation of catching coworkers hooking up in the office and whether or not it's creepy for a dog walker to commission a painting of a client's dog who passed away. Plus, we get a follow-up from the Corinthians bride-to-be with a VERY unfortunate twist.  Only one more week to join the AR Social Club for May, and trust us when we say it's going to be a delight! arsocialclub.com Sponsors: Get convenient and affordable therapy with Better Help! Use the link betterhelp.com/ronna for 10% off your first month. Be kind to your mind! Help improve your happiness and well being with Headspace. Go to headspace.com/ronna30 for a FREE 30 day trial! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
MFM Presents: Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos - "When Should Your Boyfriend Give Up On His Rap Career? feat. Maeve Higgins"

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 52:01 Very Popular


My Favorite Murder presents the network premiere of Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos, Exactly Right's newest comedy podcast. On Adulting, Michelle and Jordan provide real life advice with a heaping portion of hilarity topped with a dollop of truth. Their conversations with comics, experts and celebs answer listeners' most complex questions like: "How much should you pay for a pillow?”, "How should I treat my one-night stand?" or "Should I get a pet turtle?"Listen and follow wherever you get your podcasts. You can hear every episode one week early on Amazon Music, or one week early and ad-free by subscribing to Wondery+ in the Wondery App. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.