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Rural leftist podcast hosted by three semi autonomous jackasses

The Y'allta Conference


    • Dec 16, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 28m AVG DURATION
    • 79 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Y'allta Conference

    Rock Hard for Rocket Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 95:12


    Chris, Justin, and Mark talk about "individualism", the corrupt idea at the heart of western liberal democracy.

    Slow News Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 91:01


    Chris, Justin, and Mark recap what was, potentially, the wildest week of 2024. 

    Salad Bar Thief

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 88:24


    All three boys are back in the saddle for a second week in a row to talk about Trump appointments and one very special boy, Joel Saladbar. 

    Y'allta Con Post Election Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 75:43


    With the help of a very special guest, the boys talk about the election and, naturally, it devolves from there. Enjoy folks! 

    You Can Always Imagine a Positive

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 77:04


    Your favorite boys argue over ghosts and finally learned what Kamala's race for neo-con endorsements was really all about. 

    Everything is Awful

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 75:32


    Death, AI, the Dem's total disregard for life, Harrison Ford, and lead refrigerators...everything is awful.

    World Pisstory

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 76:23


    The boys discuss a little of everything, including sending all the Amish to Israel. 

    Shapes, Sounds, People, Things, Empiricism

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 87:44


    Recorded on June 6th, this is the last of our unreleased episodes. Damn, y'all get 5 Ep in one day, this is recipe forbeginning to hate us, lol 

    No Thank You

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 60:07


    Originally recorded on June 15th, here's the 3rd installment of the dated takes episodes! I think we strongly condone violence in this one, but pretty sure we always do that? 

    Hungover Hangover

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 76:02


    The second in our "old episode" run, originally recorded on June 30th, the takes just keep getting dated! 

    You Give Aim a Bad Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 98:00


    This is the first in our "older episode" run coming out today. Originally recorded mere days after the failed doming of Trump. Enjoy these dated takes! 

    Coming in Second Last

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 69:25


    The boys talk about the election, the Olympics, and shitty comic book characters. 

    Nothing a White Pantsuit Can't Fix!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 110:27


    Justin and Mark talk about the Cheetos' potential running mates and the emotional toll we put on one another under capitalism. 

    Jezza's Adventures in Farming

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 109:02


    Justin and Mark discuss the third season of Clarkson's Farm. 

    Electoral Sutherland

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2024 73:41


    The lads discuss the 2024 elections, cynical boomers love of Designated Survivor, and if a politician in a stand your ground stand can be "stand your ground-ed" if they make threats. 

    Werewovles a' Plunder

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 73:22


    Justin and Mark discuss Boebert's "Trust the Science" Act as well as Justin's recent lackluster visit to Columbia University. 

    Not to Belabor the Point

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 94:52


    Mark and Justin discuss a myriad of topics as well as make a special announcement. 

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    Nothing Scarier than a 50's Malinois

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 78:49


    Mark and Justin discuss the magical thinking that makes the 50's nostalgic while forgetting about the tax rate as well as the favorite dogs and vehicles of the pigs. 

    Our Body Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 87:57


    What does your truck say about your penis? Do those boobs make you a fascist? Can dat ass bring about communism? Mark and Justin do their best to navigate the landscape that is the human body and what your bits really say about your ideology. 

    Somebody Stop that Mann

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 89:50


    Justin and Mark discuss Heat 2, the 2022 novel written by Michael Mann and Meg Gardiner that looks be in the early stages of film development. Do we need a sequel to Heat? How the hell do you cast the movie? Can Mark name an idiot politician by merely hearing their voice? We answer these questions and more!

    We've Got Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 100:07


    Here at the Y'allta Conference we're told all the time, "there's no way you spend an entire episode on tennis and other tennis adjacent sports"...well, we did it so take that, jerks!

    What Are You Jamming On?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 79:26


    The boys take a break from the bleak and discuss music, television, and film.

    Just Another Bag of Bones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 105:47


    Mark and Justin focus heavily on the impedning election and then read a truly gross WaPo editorial written by a [literal] ghoul.

    A Cloaking Robe of Elvenkind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 71:20


    Mark and Justin discuss Zuck's beef, the New York Tunnels, and have a special confrontation about infidelity.

    Old Men Yelling at Clouds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 99:44


    As the title suggests, Mark and Justin yell at clouds. Then they tackle the ISIS cough Israeli cough attack on Iran and make fun of the CIA's official podcast "The Langley Files".

    Who Needs a Safety?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024 92:55


    The boys discuss a myriad of topics, from Haley's bonkers Civil War answer to Gaston Glock's hilarious assassanation attempt, before talking about every American politician's favorite 2nd place tax write-off: Ukraine.

    Ag Sesh Via Elon's Shitty Ad Model

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2023 76:04


    Mark and Justin turn a 35sec Twitter ad into an hour of ag talk. Thanks Elon, you incredible moron.

    Vibecession with No Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2023 69:46


    Mark and Justin do their best to understand what a Vibecession is and why dudes rocking means having no friends.

    Farmers with Castle Doctrine

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 69:50


    No explanation necessary, folks, farmers with castle dotrine pretty much sums it up!

    We're Back!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 77:00


    Well folks, 2023 has certainly beaten a lot of us up and here at the Y'allta Conference we were slapped around by life's backhand as well. But, we're back! Hopefully to delight of our listeners but if not, please let us know, we can take slaps better now, we're stronger-ish than we were before!

    Waterboarding with Hilary Duff

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 104:14


    All the boys are back in town this week as we discuss SpaceX and Twitter's massive failures, the Pentagon Leaks, two of the 9/11 hijackers being CIA assets, Trump v DeSantis, and waterboarding Hilary Duff for inadvertantly inspiring Florida's "don't say gay" bill.

    Justin's Birthday Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 88:14


    Recorded on Justin's birthday, the Y'allta Conference sets a new show precedent that any host who appears on mic on their birthday gets to set the topics. This is a good episode for weirdos and we'll leave it at that.

    One Year Anniversary Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 101:06


    Mark and Justin celebrate The Y'allta Conference's one year anniversary!!

    The SVB Outbreak

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 76:59


    The fellas (sans Justin) discuss the fall of SVB and the reasons it failed as well as potential ramifications of the actions taken in the wake as well as potential future outcomes. They also touch on how it all could have been different.

    Through a Farmer Darkly

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 98:55


    Mark and Justin discuss the finer points of punishments deserved by the powers at the helm of our corporate overlords and then move on to a lively jaunt into the universe of Clarkson's Farm and the portrayal of farming through that lens

    DilBeriTO

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 70:06


    Got all hands on deck for this one! A little follow up on the East Palestine disaster followed by a lighter subject: the comic genius and creator of the iconic DilBeriTO and his recent comments that have him in hot water with a Ukrainian palate cleanser to finish.

    The Gang Gets Bada-BING'd

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 81:26


    This week the boys hold themselves accountable and issue a retraction/apology. Following that they round out the episode with a current events grab-bag and a discussion on the justifications for pessimism over optimism with some news of the farm world sprinkled in. Enjoy!

    EastPalestine & Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 91:20


    This week we start out with an electrifying recap of our WEATHER. (No, you're an old man!) Then the conversation ahem derails head first into the airborne toxic event happening in East Palestine Ohio where we discuss the potential fallout and who should be held accountable.

    A Bund in the Oven

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 62:54


    The Boys talk about a new possible pandemic from a familiar and oily source as well as a recent neo-nazi plot to invoke a race war.

    Innies and Outies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 117:17


    Chris, Mark, and Nathan cover a literal smorgasbord of topics ranging from popular entertainment and the back and forth influence it has over the attitudes and opinions of the masses, racist white S. African expats, and the murder committed by the Memphis PD.

    How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 94:01


    Mark, Chris, and Nathan embark on an exploration of modern day Ag-Economics 101 and ask 'how in the hell can anyone feasibly start a farm these days?' The answer MAY (not) surprise you!

    Bantha Shoe Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2023 112:51


    Mark and Justin discuss the leftiness of Andor and then, deepening that discourse, delve into a critical analysis of Jean-Pierre Faye's horseshoe theory.

    Trevor Bauer Signs 10yr Deal with the SVU Sex Crimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 108:48


    In this episode I force my non-sportsball co-hosts to catch up on the Trevor Bauer [who is a HUGE piece if shit] story and weigh in with their thoughts.

    Wrexham? Damn Near Killed 'Em!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 90:54


    Mark and Justin discuss the weekend that was and deep dive into the world and politics of Welcome to Wrexham.

    Polar Vortex and the Amish Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2022 87:26


    This week Nathan, Mark, and Justin talk about the polar vortex and the structural failure of multiple states. We also talk about the fascist threat lurking in the fields.

    Family Jewels

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 81:04


    The gang is altogther for this special, 4 host, in-person extravaganza!

    Are We the Baddies Ep 1: Black Panther

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 106:05


    In the inaugural episode of our special series looking at the politics of superhero movies, Mark and Justin discuss Black Panther.

    Black Skinhead

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 98:50


    What a week, folks...

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    Cerebral Fitness

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 115:58


    Mark and Justin ditch the script in favor of their mental health.

    Invite Me to Lunch and I'll Cum

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 111:12


    In keeping with the theme of torturing ourselves, we react to Kat Rosenfield's first, and we hope only, editorial for the National Review, entitled "Why I Keep Getting Mistaken for a Conservative".

    Miniseries Announcement! - 'Are We the Baddies?'

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 1:08


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