The Y'allta Conference

Chris, Justin, and Mark talk about "individualism", the corrupt idea at the heart of western liberal democracy.

Chris, Justin, and Mark recap what was, potentially, the wildest week of 2024. 

All three boys are back in the saddle for a second week in a row to talk about Trump appointments and one very special boy, Joel Saladbar. 

With the help of a very special guest, the boys talk about the election and, naturally, it devolves from there. Enjoy folks! 

Your favorite boys argue over ghosts and finally learned what Kamala's race for neo-con endorsements was really all about. 

Death, AI, the Dem's total disregard for life, Harrison Ford, and lead refrigerators...everything is awful.

The boys discuss a little of everything, including sending all the Amish to Israel. 

Recorded on June 6th, this is the last of our unreleased episodes. Damn, y'all get 5 Ep in one day, this is recipe forbeginning to hate us, lol 

Originally recorded on June 15th, here's the 3rd installment of the dated takes episodes! I think we strongly condone violence in this one, but pretty sure we always do that? 

The second in our "old episode" run, originally recorded on June 30th, the takes just keep getting dated! 

This is the first in our "older episode" run coming out today. Originally recorded mere days after the failed doming of Trump. Enjoy these dated takes! 

The boys talk about the election, the Olympics, and shitty comic book characters. 

Justin and Mark talk about the Cheetos' potential running mates and the emotional toll we put on one another under capitalism. 

Justin and Mark discuss the third season of Clarkson's Farm. 

The lads discuss the 2024 elections, cynical boomers love of Designated Survivor, and if a politician in a stand your ground stand can be "stand your ground-ed" if they make threats. 

Justin and Mark discuss Boebert's "Trust the Science" Act as well as Justin's recent lackluster visit to Columbia University. 

Mark and Justin discuss a myriad of topics as well as make a special announcement. 

Mark and Justin discuss the magical thinking that makes the 50's nostalgic while forgetting about the tax rate as well as the favorite dogs and vehicles of the pigs. 

What does your truck say about your penis? Do those boobs make you a fascist? Can dat ass bring about communism? Mark and Justin do their best to navigate the landscape that is the human body and what your bits really say about your ideology. 

Justin and Mark discuss Heat 2, the 2022 novel written by Michael Mann and Meg Gardiner that looks be in the early stages of film development. Do we need a sequel to Heat? How the hell do you cast the movie? Can Mark name an idiot politician by merely hearing their voice? We answer these questions and more!

Here at the Y'allta Conference we're told all the time, "there's no way you spend an entire episode on tennis and other tennis adjacent sports"...well, we did it so take that, jerks!

The boys take a break from the bleak and discuss music, television, and film.

Mark and Justin focus heavily on the impedning election and then read a truly gross WaPo editorial written by a [literal] ghoul.

Mark and Justin discuss Zuck's beef, the New York Tunnels, and have a special confrontation about infidelity.

As the title suggests, Mark and Justin yell at clouds. Then they tackle the ISIS cough Israeli cough attack on Iran and make fun of the CIA's official podcast "The Langley Files".

The boys discuss a myriad of topics, from Haley's bonkers Civil War answer to Gaston Glock's hilarious assassanation attempt, before talking about every American politician's favorite 2nd place tax write-off: Ukraine.

Mark and Justin turn a 35sec Twitter ad into an hour of ag talk. Thanks Elon, you incredible moron.

Mark and Justin do their best to understand what a Vibecession is and why dudes rocking means having no friends.

No explanation necessary, folks, farmers with castle dotrine pretty much sums it up!

Well folks, 2023 has certainly beaten a lot of us up and here at the Y'allta Conference we were slapped around by life's backhand as well. But, we're back! Hopefully to delight of our listeners but if not, please let us know, we can take slaps better now, we're stronger-ish than we were before!

All the boys are back in town this week as we discuss SpaceX and Twitter's massive failures, the Pentagon Leaks, two of the 9/11 hijackers being CIA assets, Trump v DeSantis, and waterboarding Hilary Duff for inadvertantly inspiring Florida's "don't say gay" bill.

Recorded on Justin's birthday, the Y'allta Conference sets a new show precedent that any host who appears on mic on their birthday gets to set the topics. This is a good episode for weirdos and we'll leave it at that.

Mark and Justin celebrate The Y'allta Conference's one year anniversary!!

The fellas (sans Justin) discuss the fall of SVB and the reasons it failed as well as potential ramifications of the actions taken in the wake as well as potential future outcomes. They also touch on how it all could have been different.

Mark and Justin discuss the finer points of punishments deserved by the powers at the helm of our corporate overlords and then move on to a lively jaunt into the universe of Clarkson's Farm and the portrayal of farming through that lens

Got all hands on deck for this one! A little follow up on the East Palestine disaster followed by a lighter subject: the comic genius and creator of the iconic DilBeriTO and his recent comments that have him in hot water with a Ukrainian palate cleanser to finish.

This week the boys hold themselves accountable and issue a retraction/apology. Following that they round out the episode with a current events grab-bag and a discussion on the justifications for pessimism over optimism with some news of the farm world sprinkled in. Enjoy!

This week we start out with an electrifying recap of our WEATHER. (No, you're an old man!) Then the conversation ahem derails head first into the airborne toxic event happening in East Palestine Ohio where we discuss the potential fallout and who should be held accountable.

The Boys talk about a new possible pandemic from a familiar and oily source as well as a recent neo-nazi plot to invoke a race war.

Chris, Mark, and Nathan cover a literal smorgasbord of topics ranging from popular entertainment and the back and forth influence it has over the attitudes and opinions of the masses, racist white S. African expats, and the murder committed by the Memphis PD.

Mark, Chris, and Nathan embark on an exploration of modern day Ag-Economics 101 and ask 'how in the hell can anyone feasibly start a farm these days?' The answer MAY (not) surprise you!

Mark and Justin discuss the leftiness of Andor and then, deepening that discourse, delve into a critical analysis of Jean-Pierre Faye's horseshoe theory.

In this episode I force my non-sportsball co-hosts to catch up on the Trevor Bauer [who is a HUGE piece if shit] story and weigh in with their thoughts.

Mark and Justin discuss the weekend that was and deep dive into the world and politics of Welcome to Wrexham.

This week Nathan, Mark, and Justin talk about the polar vortex and the structural failure of multiple states. We also talk about the fascist threat lurking in the fields.

The gang is altogther for this special, 4 host, in-person extravaganza!

In the inaugural episode of our special series looking at the politics of superhero movies, Mark and Justin discuss Black Panther.

What a week, folks...

Mark and Justin ditch the script in favor of their mental health.

In keeping with the theme of torturing ourselves, we react to Kat Rosenfield's first, and we hope only, editorial for the National Review, entitled "Why I Keep Getting Mistaken for a Conservative".