This Is Why We're Probably Single

We hear of Preston's days of growing up eating decade old chunk butter. Mark confesses some childhood crimes he committed - forgery, arson, and illegal chop shops. Preston spent his early 20's running around in circles sniffing Skittles. Mark and Preston predict their deaths. David shows up and talks about peanut butter for like 30 minutes. What's the most important part of a joke timing? We read this somewhere....or maybe it was an interview - "Shoe Goo!!" Music by Pete Ayres Band - "Even Without You". Episode 30 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on October 3, 2019.

Mark fantasizes about his XFL debut as fan-turned-4th-string-quarterback to throw a football over a mountain - with nachos. Preston really hates Chicago Country Blears fans and things anything else that tastes like Frosties or not the texture of soup - as long as they're at least 21 or have cocaine - but not both. Mark unveils another billion dollar idea - Unbuild-A-Bear! Preston changed the color of his shirt halfway through this podcast. "Oh high, bear" Music by Mikayla - "The Beginning". Episode 29 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on September 25, 2019.

Preston has already begun using Area 51 Day as a timeframe landmark. Mark comes across a homeless porno. Preston wore all his sister's clothes. Mark becomes a lawmaker - gives himself magic powers. Preston nails about 7.25 impersonations. If God existed, there would always be an empty seat next to Mark on the plane. We finally learn why Mark really loves Dairy Queen so much. Where did Preston come from? Where did Preston go? "Old School Cool" Music by Jon Hebert - "Flash In The Pan". Episode 28 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on September 18, 2019.

Preston doesn't know the difference between Al Bundy and Napoleon Dynamite's uncle. Mark doesn't know difference between Mafioso bosses and spaghetti. Mark tries to politely start a riot in the world's nicest airport. Preston learns something about himself after he is let down by the most handsome Swedish airport security question asker. Mark tried to kill Michael Jackson before it was cool. Preston takes a piece of metal out of his ass on the elevator. "Where did hamsters?" Music by Justin Trawick - "This is Love". Episode 27 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on June 30, 2019.

You can learn about a person based on their shoes they wear....especially when it's a size 11⅖. We learn that Mark knows f*ck all about music. Preston acknowledges that he has spent his entire life blaming things on a kid that Mark didn't have yet. Grand Smaster Mario Brothers. First up....Porky's! Music by Rory Sullivan - "I Know". Episode 26 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on April 9, 2019.

Mark and Preston had babysitters and there's nothing weird about that....NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT. Preston pre-orders his copy of Fork Knight video game to film himself play it for his next billion dollar idea. Mark makes a stand - polar bears need loving, but not kittens. What about the spa? Juno? Music by Delta Revelry - "The Comedown". Episode 25 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on February 27, 2019.

Mark and Preston are back due to popular demand by Mark and Preston. Preston couldn't figure out why his 1978 Camaro didn't have wifi. Mark harasses people with high-fives and finger-guns. Preston takes a selfie with Sugar Ray and Dean Cane? Mark one-ups Preston's one-ups. Goochie Goochie Goo Bruther! Music by Mark Farmer - "Let Go". Episode 24 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on February 21, 2019.

Mark and Preston are joined by special guest, Ben Lewis. Mark struggles to find the difference between bathroom etiquette and airplane etiquette. Preston cathartically discusses his life in "stall #3". Toilet seats, Georgian snow storms, Baton Rouge cab rides, Debbie Doughnuts (sometimes jelly filled). DUDE! - you said six inches. Music by Taylor Bell of Avondale - "Young At That Age". Episode 23 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on July 28, 2018.

Mark and Preston are warmly welcomed with the intellect (via accent) of the South African Brit Benjamin Hammant, worldly known for his 2014 home security motivational speech "Not On My Veranda!". Mark revisits his first love lost due to an embarrassing panpal faux pas. Preston learns what a penpal is. Booze parties and rugby pregame rituals! Hey Ray-Ray! Music by The Crooked Vines "Alive". Episode 22 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on July 14, 2018.

With their very first guest, TIWWPS virtuoso listener, Garland Hoover, Mark and Preston revisit the origin of 'This Is Why We're Probably Single'. Mark cock-blocked David Grohl. Yes, DAVID Grohl. Garland brings the best gift to the worst party. Preston tells the single best joke in the history of joke-telling. Not kidding....it was great. Really. Good job Preston. Keep 'em coming. Bottomless mimosa downsides, world traveling script writers behind "Mannequin: On the Move", Quantum Leap Rules, Wedding Gigs. IT'S F*CKING TICK TAC TOE! Music by Delta Revelry "Desperate Man". Episode 21 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on June 27, 2018.

Mark is forced to be the worst DJ ever. Preston remembered her from Moonstruck. Preston announces his kickstarter to write his novelization of 9 intertwined Jonathan Silverman pornos. They agree that there is more meat in a cow than a crawfish. Brave Little Toaster Music by Jon Hebert "Runaway Night". Episode 20 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on June 2, 2018.

Preston gets a new shirt for his collection of flammable uh-oh's and we learn he gets more Facebook birthday wishes than Mark does - and Preston is not on Facebook. Mark's grandmother is now on Facebook, and Tropic Thunder is now memorializing. Preston hates iPhone and we don't have a "Clue" why. "Tell me about this drink" Music by Mark Farmer "Here's To The Next One". Episode 19 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on May 29, 2018.

Mark and Preston are back for season two with more of what you love: us talking. We learned that the greatest sequel ever was Tecmo Superbowl and we're desperately awaiting Steven Spielberg long anticipated sequel mash-up "Indiana Jones and the Dark Crystal" Buddy Stump Music by Delta Revelry "Turn Me Loose". Episode 18 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on April 26, 2018.

Preston steals a custom license plate from a gift shop in Iraq for his collection. Mark had a fouresome in a CD store that was thwarted by employee of the month. Preston built up his CD collection from Blockbuster. From f*cking Blockbuster. Mark calls Dr Phil in about Preston's insane obsession for Dave Matthews, The Eagles, and the man himself, Stevie Nicks. They both fight dickholes in bars in the least manly ways. Purple Skittles Music by Delta Revelry "Dawg". Episode 17 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on April 18, 2017.

The boys learn that "See Something, Say Something" tranlates to "Grab stuf, Throw Stuff" to morons. Mark isn't into the whole "family double dare thing". Preston crashes a Hornpub party where an old woman hits on him. Preston scored a 900 on Skip-it! HOLY SHIT! April Fools Music by Joshua Paul "Ruins". Episode 16 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on April 2, 2017.

Mark can't make Maker's Mark holiday mark - must have heard about the rat tail. Preston would date an 8th grader for free Cheetos. Damon or Affleck, Hanks or Scolari, Estrada or the other guy from Wham? Honey Smacks - F*CK YEAH! Music by Kara Ali "Cheap Red Wine". Episode 15 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on March 5, 2017.

Episode 14: "Cancer Coffee Creamer" Mark talks about his favorite artist: Holland Oats. They get the most religious and political they've ever been and Preston hides behind the constitution in both aspects. Before they weren't kids, they were both pretty stupid kids when they were kids but now they growed ups. Man-bun. Music by Pete Ayres "Ordinary Friend". Episode 14 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 22, 2017.

Episode 13: "Sir, the Robe Ties in the Back" Preston gets physical and banned from a Dr's office all in one swift misunderstanding. Mark almost killed a woman with a plastic baby and finally admits that he's a Belieber. The movie Ghost is rebooted with Neil Patrick Harris as Sam Wheat and Patrick Swayze as Oda Mae Brown. Chya. Music by Justin Trawick "The Circus Life". Episode 13 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 16, 2017.

Episode 12: "Revenge of Dr Feel" Mark hates it when people wear flashlights. Preston reviews Yelp. Mark teaches Preston a cheaper way to get drunk - GARBAGE BEER! ...sorry not sorry Music by Mark Farmer "So Long". Episode 12 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 12, 2017.

Episode 11: "Our 5th Prime Number" Preston relives his first, worst, best, and only date. Chuck E Cheese's chicken lady's lazy eye haunts Mark. Preston learns how to write a check online and immediately unlearns it. Mark learns that Jerry Springer studies Pavlov. ...and twins Music by Avondale with Taylor Bell "A Wonderful Life". Episode 11 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 3, 2017.

Episode 10: "Every Circus Goat Has Its Day" At Sundance, Mark was an extra in The Revenant Part Deux: The Last Jedi. Preston reads an article's headline, and discovers that he doesn't want to live forever. Maw-maw has one more thing to add. Bacon & Koolaid. Music by Kenny Triche "Big River". Episode 10 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's House in Central City, New Orleans, LA on January 29, 2017.

Previous podcasts come to life for Preston. Mark continues his journey to get Preston to admit he loves The Eagles. Preston fights old men. Pickled eggs. Music by Marcus Brown "The World Is My Afro". Episode 9 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's House in Central City, New Orleans, LA on January 17, 2017.

Mark got lost and was forced to use a pay phone. Preston breaks the microphone. Flashing yellow lights is not a 4-way stop. Way too many menial day-to-day tasks send Mark and Preston into a rage. Worcestershire. Music by Mark Appleford "Lightnin'". Episode 8 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's House in Central City, New Orleans, LA on January 14, 2017.

Mark's childhood dream was being the center of entertainment while Preston's childhood dream was building entertainment centers. Preston learns about brunch. Mark has white-people problems that white-people don't even have. Butt wipes. Music by Rory Sullivan "I Know". Episode 7 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's House in Central City, New Orleans, LA on January 14, 2017.

We like movies. Preston hates cocoa nut water. Mark has a tiny Dennis Quaid inside him. Backpacksketball draws the line. Ryan Gosling lives in a trailer. Jonah Hill was a bear. Music by Mikayla "This One". Episode 6 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios in Central City, New Orleans, LA on December 16, 2016.

Preston bought an ugly sweater. Mark fails at trying to get Preston to say "oodalolly". Mark and Preston discuss Live Show etiquette. Music by Mark Farmer - "Apathy". Episode 5 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios in Central City, New Orleans, LA on December 12, 2016.

Preston hates virtual reality - and normal reality. Mark has more recurring dreams and cheated in college while Preston didn't. Stupid poopy movie connetion trivia game. Music by Ted Hefko - "Next Train". Episode 4 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios in Central City, New Orleans, LA on December 7, 2016.

This week we talk about Christmas movies, Mark's murderous dreams, and feature Will Vance & the Kinfolk's music. Episode 3 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios in Central City, New Orleans, LA on November 26, 2016.

This week we talk about music, Christmas traditions, and peeing your pants. Episode 2 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios in Central City, New Orleans, LA on November 18, 2016.

Episode 1 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios in Central City, New Orleans, LA on November 5, 2016.