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a comedy & culture podcast where two preschool friends (@thegreasetrapqueen + @nickcurl) get reacquainted in their twenties. from working-in-retail fiascos to hometown horror stories to high school theater trauma to topical topics for today, 'two girls

clarae smith & nick curl


    • Sep 15, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 20m AVG DURATION
    • 92 EPISODES


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    79. did you know that there's a tunnel under burning man

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 73:56


    burning man, lana del rey's did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd, miscommunications. it's all here ⁠bonus episodes on patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠buy merch here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠nick's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠clarae's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the podcast instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠send in your own silly little stories here⁠⁠⁠

    tunnel burning man
    78. primal joy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 89:23


    we ask each other 18 conversation starters to create more depth & intimacy in our relationship courtesy of @drnevinhussion on instagram. we also discuss the Boygenius concert in Bend and why more people need to read Trust Exercise ⁠bonus episodes on patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠buy merch here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠nick's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠clarae's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the podcast instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠send in your own silly little stories here⁠⁠⁠

    bend primal boygenius trust exercise
    77. one foot in reality

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 62:18


    lizzo, the eras tour, boygenius, funny games ⁠bonus episodes on patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠buy merch here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠nick's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠clarae's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the podcast instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠send in your own silly little stories here⁠⁠⁠

    reality one foot
    76. dive in front of the bullet of the microaggression that was committed 5 years ago

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 60:33


    shroom trips, talking trees, colleen ballinger, my favorite murder, shiplap, suicidal ideation. we're so back ⁠bonus episodes on patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠buy merch here⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠nick's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠clarae's instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠the podcast instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠send in your own silly little stories here⁠⁠⁠

    dive front committed bullet years ago microaggressions
    75. exactlyyyy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2023 117:35


    recorded entirely in the car from Bend to Eugene. art, death, 9/11, ariana grande, drag race. bonus episodes on patreon!⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠buy merch here⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠nick's instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠clarae's instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠the podcast instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠send in your own silly little stories here⁠⁠

    bend
    74 1/2. the LGBTQ+S community (PREVIEW)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 5:07


    listen to the full episode on patreon

    community lgbtq
    74. this gay ape and skinny rat became fast friends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 138:15


    mental illness, tik tok etiquette, phobias, anti-trans legislation, this one is a blast for sure for sure ⁠support us on patreon!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠buy merch here⁠⁠ ⁠⁠nick's instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠clarae's instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠the podcast instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠send in your own silly little stories here⁠

    friends skinny
    73. painphobic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 83:55


    nick and clarae recount their harrowing 22 hour journey from Eugene to LA. they also discuss orphan attire support us on patreon!⁠ ⁠buy merch here⁠ ⁠nick's instagram⁠ ⁠clarae's instagram⁠ ⁠the podcast instagram⁠ ⁠send in your own silly little stories here

    72. cutting with a dull blade (feat. drew paterson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 71:19


    drew joins the girls for our final judgement on the gwenyth paltrow case, and other stuff bonus episodes on patreon ⁠buy merch here⁠ drew's instagram ⁠nick's instagram⁠ ⁠clarae's instagram⁠ ⁠the podcast instagram⁠

    cutting blade paterson dull
    71. clarzard the pilates princess

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2023 67:34


    portugal, lana del rey, sam smith, jk rowling, pilates. guess what they all have in common support us on patreon! buy merch here nick's instagram clarae's instagram the podcast instagram send in your own silly little stories here

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    70 1/2. mommy's on one of her online forums again (PREVIEW)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2023 4:32


    listen to the full episode on patreon

    online forums
    70. harry & meghan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 94:21


    specifically harry styles and meagan donovan support us on patreon! buy merch here nick's instagram clarae's instagram the podcast instagram send in your own silly little stories here

    harry meghan
    69. camp harlow (feat. dan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 91:07


    launchpad has requested your presence. dan joins the girlies to recount his and nick's experiences at the infamous overnight baptist camp in eugene, CAMP HARLOW. watch on youtube follow dan on instagram support us on patreon! buy merch here nick's instagram clarae's instagram the podcast instagram send in your own silly little stories here

    camp
    68. high, low, hero: 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 98:15


    if 2021 held us hostage 2022 detonated the vest support us on patreon! buy merch here nick's instagram clarae's instagram the podcast instagram send in your own silly little stories here

    hero high low
    67. Feminine And Gullible

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2023 76:19


    we review kim crawford's sauvignon blanc (and other stuff) support us on patreon merch instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    feminine gullible
    66. no les des agua

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 88:27


    nick and clarae become literal EMTs support us on patreon merch instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    agua
    65. bechdel test (clarae's version)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 74:31


    do two men ever talk about something together that's not stupid? support us on patreon merch instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    bechdel test
    64. laying horizontal staring at the postmates app and crying

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 75:47


    who hasn't been there support us on patreon merch instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    crying laying staring horizontal postmates app
    (PREVIEW) MIDNIGHTS WITH MEAGAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 4:47


    nick and meagan discuss Taylor Swift's 10th studio album, Midnights (and some other stuff) while clarae makes the arduous journey south to see her true loves listen to the full bonus episode on patreon follow meagan on instagram follow nick on instagram follow clarae on instagram

    taylor swift midnight
    63. volatile + hostile

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 78:12


    we quit our jobs support us on patreon merch instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    hostile volatile
    62. carcast/pretzelcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2022 90:40


    a story in two parts support us on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    carcast
    61. A CRAZY CHICK AND A GUY WITH LOW T

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 103:19


    deli meat, testosterone, white lotus AND MORE support us on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    chick
    60. drain flies in the bussy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 66:10


    food poisoning, WFH girlboss, renaissance, the rehearsal, laxatives, kings warriors magicians and lovers support us on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    flies wfh drain bussy
    59. god's favorite [BLEEEEP]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 79:25


    we solve the epstein question support us on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    ~PREVIEW~ 58 1/2. gay depressed eyepatch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 6:05


    listen to the full bonus episode on patreon

    depressed eyepatch
    58. shame

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 75:39


    SCOTUS, moving, internalized homophobia, the value of human life on a cosmic scale, forced quiche consumption, catholic guilt, private prisons, waterhole orgies, fathers' rights. donate to abortion funds support us on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    shame scotus
    57. nick's gay little rant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 104:29


    happy pride (may 28th) resources to support uvalde listen to the extended episode on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    rant
    ~PREVIEW~ 56 1/2. grabbing the electrical fence

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 4:54


    listen to the full episode on patreon

    fence electrical grabbing
    56. trapped in fairy world

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 98:59


    sparkle sparkle resources to support ukraine listen to the extended episode on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    trapped fairies
    55. the real art installation are the friends we made along the way

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 71:36


    giggle corner this week! resources to support ukraine buy tickets to clarae's show listen to the extended episode on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    friends along the way art installation real art
    54. i got my BBL as a bat mitvah gift (feat. madisyn brown)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 81:18


    anyone else missing april 1994... subscribe to madisyn's youtube channel follow madisyn on instagram resources to support ukraine listen to the extended episode on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    53. just vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 35:56


    head empty resources to support ukraine listen to the extended episode on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    vibes
    52. pacific r*mjob

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 115:58


    lol support us on patreon nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    pacific
    51. the twink and the waif

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 95:30


    non parlo italiano resources to support ukraine listen to the extended episode on patreon merch nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    twink waif
    50. finally

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 89:37


    aha sorry babes xx listen to the extended episode on patreon nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    49. McBreakUp

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 75:18


    the girlies dive into euphoria, jonbenet denialism, strangers spitting soda on each other, should you post pictures of your child on the internet (no), mitski listen to the extended episode on patreon nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    48. the great shoe war

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 66:19


    joe rogan, rihanna, whoopi goldberg all starred in this week's Euphoria episode listen to the extended episode on patreon nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    shoes euphoria
    47. a whore's journey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2022 75:07


    an M&M film listen to the extended episode on patreon nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    whore
    46. restigmatize mental illness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 76:33


    listen to the extended episode on patreon nick's instagram clarae's instagram podcast instagram send in your own crazy stories here

    mental illness
    two girls one braincell: 2022 trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 0:31


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    45. high, low, hero: 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 85:48


    a recap of a year that literally held us hostage listen to the extended episode on patreon buy merch here nick's instagram clarae's instagram the podcast instagram send in your own silly little stories here

    hero high low
    44. plehszer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 57:15


    we are so sorry for this episode lmfao listen to the extended episode on patreon buy merch here nick's instagram clarae's instagram the podcast instagram send in your own silly little stories here

    ~PREVIEW~ the siren's song's loudest at night

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 4:44


    listen to the full bonus episode on Patreon

    song siren loudest
    43. flattening of nuance by the neoliberal agenda

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 100:09


    girlies talk about things and realize stuff MERCH OUT NOW LINKS SUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO follow the pod on instagram nick's youtube clar's youtube you can follow nick everywhere @nickcurl clarae on instagram @thegreasetrapqueen and on twitter @clarsmitty send in your own insane stories at www.braincellgirls.com/contact

    nuance neoliberal flattening
    42. the culver city sewer rats (feat. lindseyrem)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 70:28


    do YOU have IBS????? listen to find out (it may be more common than you think) follow lindsey on instagram and youtube!!! MERCH OUT NOW LINKS SUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO follow the pod on instagram nick's youtube clar's youtube you can follow nick everywhere @nickcurl clarae on instagram @thegreasetrapqueen and on twitter @clarsmitty send in your own insane stories at www.braincellgirls.com/contact

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    41. typically mediocre filler content made by trendy douchebags

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 109:18


    I find it incredibly ironic as to how he whines about inequality between the sexes, yet he has the unbridled temerity to completely dominate the narration and shut out the female speaker. If he truly cared about gender equality, he would have allowed the female voice actor to speak throughout the entirety of the video, instead of bogarting it in the manner in which he did. Her voice was perfectly suited to the nature and theme of the video, and it sounded considerably more pleasant to the ear than his hideous caterwauling. Your voice causes my ears great discomfort. Also, thank you for mansplaining the whole series to us in such a condescending and didactic manner. Oh, what would we have done without the faux intellectualism and pontification of some basement dweller inc*l to smugly address the plebs in his ever dwindling audience? LINKS SUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO follow the pod on instagram nick's youtube clar's youtube you can follow nick everywhere @nickcurl clarae on instagram @thegreasetrapqueen and on twitter @clarsmitty send in your own insane stories at www.braincellgirls.com/contact

    mediocre filler trendy douchebags
    40. thanks fly bitch (the episode where we DESTROY barstool sports and dave portnoy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 119:17


    (not at all anxious about this getting us doxxed aha) LINKS business insider article tucker carlson interview SUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO follow the pod on instagram nick's youtube clar's youtube you can follow nick everywhere @nickcurl clarae on instagram @thegreasetrapqueen and on twitter @clarsmitty send in your own insane stories at www.braincellgirls.com/contact

    destroy bitch barstool sports dave portnoy
    39. understandably homophobic

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 77:27


    a deep dive into the homosexual agenda ~links~~ SUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO follow the pod on instagram @braincellgirls nick's youtube clar's youtube you can follow nick everywhere @nickcurl clarae on instagram @thegreasetrapqueen and on twitter @clarsmitty send in your own insane stories at www.braincellgirls.com/contact

    homophobic understandably
    38. if you're not living off the grid you're a fascist

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 50:36


    we don't make the rules SUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO follow the pod on instagram nick's youtube clar's youtube you can follow nick everywhere @nickcurl clarae on instagram @thegreasetrapqueen and on twitter @clarsmitty send in your own insane stories at www.braincellgirls.com/contact

    fascists off the grid living off
    37 1/2. we need to actually talk about something (clarae's version) (from the vault)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 22:31


    let's take it back to a simpler time, a darker time: august 2020 support the show on patreon xx

    vault
    37. lu forevver; a sexy concept (feat. luforevver)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 116:41


    there are two types of people: those who are on OnlyFans, and those who are not on OnlyFans follow Lu on instagram @luforevver and subscribe to her OnlyFans ~if you're into that sort of thing~~ SUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO   nick's youtube channel  clar's youtube channel  follow the pod on instagram you can follow nick everywhere @nickcurl clarae on instagram @thegreasetrapqueen and on twitter @clarsmitty send in your own insane stories at www.braincellgirls.com/contact

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