Two Girls One Film Podcast

This week Amelia and Rose discuss Notting Hill, where a man with a floppy head falls in love with a robot which happens to have the longest lips in the world. We discuss plaques, possible death outcomes, Ronan Keating and other things that are and are not related to this film. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Yes that's right, Amelia & Rose are back! This time they are reviewing a film that pretty much was the story of Amelia's childhood, growing up in the mean streets of Tottenham, London. We talk about plastic couches, racist policemen and horny teenagers. We also discuss many things that have no relevance to this actual film, such as Coolio's gig at a student halls in Preston, to of course Wicki wciki Will Smith!

Candyman…Candyman…Candyman…no we can’t do it! Join Amelia & Rose as they discuss the architectural flaw Americans live with, and why they bloody love a good old Shakespeare quote. Why did Candyman want to kill so many black people? Why chop off an 8 yr olds peepee? Would you kiss a mouth full of bee’s, even if you were allergic? Tune in to the middle for a Candyman inspired hip hop track made by Rose.. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

WHAAATTSSAAAAP welcome to part 1 of Amelia & Rose's Halloween special! Listen to our interpretation of Scream, involving a three way homosexual relationship. Why did these kids love hearing the news of someones death? Why did the best friend have two twin beds in her room? We also ponder over whether Amelia's Dad is an actual killer (still not solved as of yet) and what kind of murderer we would be. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Thanks to a request from a listener and twitter poll, Amelia & Rose discuss Baz Lurhmann’s Moulin Rouge. We talk about Ewan’s character (which Amelia hates), Nicole’s story (which melia hates), the plot (which Amelia hates) the songs (which Amelia hates) and everything (which Amelia hates). 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

***SPOILERS*** This week Amelia & Rose discuss the film, 'Atomic Blonde'. Is Charlize Theron playing a robot spy? Is that sex scene believable? What is the big deal with the list? Is James McAvoy watching too much Fight Club? Will we remember this film next year? No. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

***SPOILERS***Amelia & Rose watch another recent movie, Girls Trip. They discuss the incredibly intricate plot, all the surprise twists and the general good feeling they experienced while watching monstrosity of a film. We talk about Will Smith's wife's skeletal face, plot holes and all the conflicting characters that this movie has birthed. We want our 2 hours back. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

***SPOILERS***Join Amelia & Rose as they discuss the uplifting and generally happy go lucky film that is Dunkirk. Turns out Amelia's Grandad was actually fighting in Dunkirk and also Omaha Beach, so she gets all the brownie points. We talk about the possibilities of the young child on the boat becoming a serial killer in later life (highly possible)and Harry Styles's presence at the end. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Thanks to a request from a listener (Kelli), Amelia & Rose discuss Braveheart. We talk about how much research and hard hitting historical facts were portrayed in the scenes. We also talk about how much of a serial killer William Wallace was, and compare him to other killers such as Attila The Hun & Chairman Mao. FREEEEEDDDOOMM. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

HOLD TIGHT! Amelia & Rose pay tribute to Roger Moore and review one of his most popular films, Spice World (James who?). SPICE UP YOUR LIFE is one of many mantras that is pumped throughout this film. We discuss the many guest appearances, the emotionless pregnant 'best friend', feminism and other questionable themes. What Spice girl would we be? Why was Meatloaf driving a bus? Would you dance to your own song you sang if it played in a club? Listen to find out more. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss the film, 'Dressed To Kill' with everyone's favourite transexual - Michael Caine! We talk about sexy gallery stalking, bad acting, and the (baaaad) representation of transexuals. We also talk about a previously suggested thriller film to watch - Cruising. This episode was part of our reward section on gofundme.com/twogirlsonefilm. Submit £35+ and like this, we will do a whole episode on your suggested film! 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss one of Amelia's favourite film's, The Big Lebowski. We talk facts, phallic references, life goals and ball buffering. MARK IT ZERO! 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Hello Droogs come join Amelia & Rose as we discuss Stanley Kubric's controversial film, A Clockwork Orange. Rose did her research this time and read the book just before podcasting. We discuss language, religious connotations and of course our favourite topic - PEODOPHILIA! We also talk about various facts you may not have known about the film and the book. Amelia comes clean about her crush with her media teacher and Rose gets on the topic of her homosexual American rabbit. Rose's Mum makes an appearence. A listener(Danii) requested we do A Clockwork Orange so here we go! 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

HEEEY YOUU GUYYYZZZZ Amelia & Rose discuss The Goonies. We talk about what it takes to be a Goonie (pick on fat people, make friends with mentally/physically disabled adults). We talk about the many interesting facts about this film and the actors involved. Rose has also visited the town where it was filmed, and even went to The Goonies museum. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose talk about Alan Partridge's second favourite film, Jurassic Park! We discuss Newman's death, Samuel Jackson's cigarettes, Jurassic Park meme's and so much more. What would we eat at the restaurant? Whose hotter - Richard or David Attenborough? Whats hiding under Laura Dern's fringe? Where the fuck did Sam Neill go after the 90's? Tune in to We've Got Mail at the end. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose talk about the most romantic film of all -The Fly (1987). We talk about what it means to become Brundlefly and the literal chip that he had on his shoulder. Would you let your ex-bf have a spare house key? Would you go back to a strangers house after he broke your lovers wrist in a bar arm wrestling match? Would you give birth to a maggot? What is wrong with these women portrayed in this film? Tune in to ’You’ve Got Mail’ at the end, and snippets from two guest stars that we call for questions about insects (no, we didn’t call David Attenborough). 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably. P.S. Amelia's mic didn't turn on during this rec. We've got it working for the next ep and all sound issues will be resolved. Thank you for your patience.

Amelia & Rose talk about The Witches Of Eastwick (the film). We talk about the perks of being in a non-monogamous relationship with the devil and the amount of absolute jerks that live in this town. We also talk about Cher’s missing nose and the fact that her husband’s death is mentioned it an awful lot of rap songs. Tune in to ’You’ve Got Mail’ at the end, where we read out a super special letter that a TV icon has sent us! 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably. Snippets of music by Cher & Eminem.

Amelia & Rose talk about 'Fight Club', a gripping documentary about soap and how it is manufactured. We talk hard hitting facts, we listen to a mix of Meatloaf and 30 Seconds To Mars. Who is who? What is what? Listen to Amelia's paranoia progress through this podcast(she's stoned). 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably. Music snippets by Meatloaf and 30 Seconds To Mars. Beginning music by The Pixies, ending music by The Eels.

Amelia & Rose discuss the meanings behind the film, Donnie Darko. We go beyond science in a way that Brian Cox AND Einstein will be in owe of. Honestly, the knowledge that you will be left with after hearing this podcast episode will make your brain expand in a way that you have never experienced. We talk about the soundtrack (of course), hard hitting facts, science crushes, children we love to hate and the 80's. Brian Cox if your listening to this podcast please get in touch. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose talk about everyone’s favourite film, Love Actaully. We discuss how women are portrayed (SO BAD), which house we would pick, Martine McCutcheon’s fat jokes, that weird dwarf kid, the fact that nobody cares about Liam Nelson and how this movie brought about pro-anna thinspiration. There is also a little snippet of Martines newest dance hit ‘Wheres My Fucking Coat”. Both Amelia and Rose rip this film into shreds, so if this is one of your favourite films please don’t listen. No, actually do listen. Maybe you’ll see the error of your ways. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose take on Quentin Tarantino’s classic, ‘Jackie Brown’. Rose grew up thinking Jackie’s a great role model, a point of view which changes drasticly by the end of this episode. We discuss Jackie Stalone’s career in fortune telling (yeh, Bwackie!)Did you know Craig David's 7 Days lyrics influenced the storyline? Amelia also compares Samuel’s head to that of a monkeys hairy skull from Indian Jones & the Temple Of Whatever. All jokes aside we do discuss the film intelligently (in some bits)add some snippets of the soundtrack(listen out for Bruce Willis). 'You've Got Mail Bag' where we read out you emails and comments is at the end of this episode - find out who is the pimp and who is the prostitute in this relationship. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably. Please note - London wasn't being bombed, it was just the night after Bonfire night so you will hear fireworks in the background.

Guest star Gary a.k.a Flav from Fighting Cock Podcast joins Amelia & Rose to discuss Ex Machina. We also talk about mythical creatures, bland homes, God, having sex with house hold appliances and our earliest memories. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!! Amelia & Rose discuss cult sleepover classic, The Craft, We ask questions such as...why was Nancy's mouth so gigantic? Were they all just cranky because they were on their period? What would we ask from Manon the spirit, gift-wise? We also discuss bullies, being a witch in real life, communicating with the fake dead and the fact that Amelia had never been to a sleepover. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably. Please note in this podcast episode we do talk about rape.

Amelia & Rose discuss Silence Of The Lambs. They also talk about rape prevention tactics and how sexy Buffalo Bill was. There is also a teeny tiny mail bag section at the end which gets abruptly cut off and will continue on the next podcast. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Special guest star Gary a.k.a. Flav from the popular Fighting Cock podcast join Amelia & Rose to discuss the cult classic, Jaws*. Listen to these idiots talk all about midgets, our mate Spielberg, how awesome sharks are and do a little bit of myth-busting. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably. *This was recorded in January but somehow got misplaced.

This week we are joined by our guest star Danny Augustine, an incredibly gifted visual and performing artist(he told us to say that last bit). We discuss ‘This Is England’, and talk about hard hitting topics such as RACISM, THE FALKLANDS , THE NORTH, DEAD BODIES and LENNY HENRY. This episode is full of spoilers. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Tom from My Dumb Friends Podcast suggest we watch and talk about Big Trouble In Little China. Little did we know it was and will always be the worst film ever made. Amelia & Rose discuss peodophile’s (as always), Mortal Combat, asshole customers and green-eyed ‘Chinese’ girls. A lot of the times we go off topic. Sorry for the sound quality, we will prop the mic on a more stable table next time. Send all hate mail to @tomdog on twitter. End song is Big Trouble In Little China by DJ Yoda feat. Action Bronson & Alice Russell. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss one of Amelia’s favourite film, Taxi Driver. We talk all things Travis, and realise that he’s not made of Driftwood after all. We ask questions such as, “Why does it always rain on him? Is it because he lied when he was 17?” Amelia talks about a painful memory involving an album, Our Price shop and a refund. Rose wishes this was Leon The Sequel. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose picked to discuss this film purely on the fact that Rose's Grandparents accidently went to see it at the cinema, and sat through the entire 3 hours. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss their favourite film, Ghost World along with the pains of art school, Halloween anger and the wrong ending to Ghost World with Seymour taking pills. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss Prince's movie, Purple Rain amongst other things(puppetry, domestic violence and small people). At one point Amelia loses control of her vagina. Music snippets from Prince's album, Purple Rain. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss the movie, E.T. amongst other things (drugs/diabetes/M&M's). Rose realises she has an E.T. collection mid-podcast. Music snippets from Michael Jackson's Someone In The Dark and Kitty Terry's 'E.T. Phone Home'. Also a snippet from the movie soundtrack by John Williams. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss Bridget Jones Diary with special guest star Tracy (Rose's Mum). Amelia and Tracy talk about important things like Gabrielle's eye patch and anal sex, while Rose slowly dies in a corner. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss the first Men In Black movie which stars the delicious Will Smith. We contemplate what it would be like, working as a Man In Black. Are we smart enough? Can Rose swim a length? Would you need that skill? We also realise that one simple sentence from a certain alien would have made this movie a whole lot shorter. Clue - "The galaxy is on my cats collar". 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose are back! This time we discuss Pretty In Pink in celebration of it's 30th Anniversary. We also discuss other key things, such as gay ex-boyfriends and Princess Di while a pug snores between us. What group would you chose at school? the smith lovers or the Duran Duran Dickheads? May we add - most of the stuff we say (about Molly Ringwald, etc) is made up. Please don't sue us. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Part 2 of our Valentines Special - Amelia & Rose discuss film favourite Harold And Maude. This film comes with a fantastic soundtrack from the great Cat Stevens and fabulous acting from Ruth Gordon. We discuss the surprise end of this film so If you haven’t already watched it yet then cut off your ears. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

This episode is our Valentines Day Special Part 1, where we discuss the film 10 Things I Hate About You while feeding each other strawberries and champagne. We talk about Dinner Plate Face, how Americans seem to age differently to us Brits and how awesome frat parties seem to be. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss the film, Rosemary's Baby. HAIL SATAN! 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose discuss Tank Girl and how incredibly mental it is. We talk about the 90's accessory factory, include some snippets from the soundtrack and those mental 'Donkey's'. We also get into an argument about what to call the underground, thrilling stuff. Short guest appearances from Dario and Tracy (Rose's Mum). 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

This episode we discuss Dirty Dancing and the army of Vagina's. Would you employ Patrick Swayze to decorate your home? Well we agreed that we would use him as a human paintbrush. Listen to find out more interesting interpretations of this film. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

This episode Amelia and Rose discuss the film Labyrinth, along with other semi-related topics. Also must make this clear - we do not think David Bowie is a nonce. We just think the Goblin King has some problems he may need to address. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

This episode we discuss Blade Runner with one guest star Dario, a world renound art champion and lover of this film. Who is a robot? Is that rape? Whats with the fucking unicorns? BONUS: The show was recorded during a very windy night to create a lovely atmosphere while we talk utter shit. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

This episode we watch and discuss When Harry Met Sally with two guest stars - Tracy (Roses Mum) and Jaq, Aussie and lover of all movies. The show was recorded during Guy Fawkes night, creating an atmosphere of danger and fear. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose watch Teen Wolf and discuss said film as well as other non-related topics. Cocktails are involved. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.

Amelia & Rose watch The Crow and discuss said film as well as other non-related topics. Cocktails are involved. 98% of facts we declare in the podcast are probably not true. Probably.