TWO PEAS IN A PODCAST

The famously funny TWO PEAS IN A PODCAST are here again with a good old fashioned chinwag about fame. No stranger to the bright lights, the boys reminisce about attempting to make it in the big time, other topics include pies and skateboarding. Enjoy.

What better time of year to 'talk shop' than at Christmas time! Put your coat on, make sure you've got sensible footwear because the peas are taking you to the shops to go shopping! Do you want to stop for a sandwich? I'm sorry you can't we've got a big day planned and I want to be home too late. Enjoy!

Two Peas in a Podcast are back! Welcome to the new mini series recorded over skype. We've called the series Two Peas in a Skypecast which doesn't really make sense. Over the next few weeks you can listen in on Tom Boston & Luke Binns skype their lives away. This week we catch up with each other and find out what we've been doing in our 6 month break. Enjoy!

Milkman attacked by goblin robber. Just one of the ridiculous headlines this week in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". Tom is back with 5 brand new things you never see in his classic feature "Things you never see". We also talk about the worlds biggest teabag, the wonderful world of sitting down with a sandwich and we discuss how we would survive if the radio studio started filling with various types of chocolate. Enjoy.

Oi! Criminals! Look out because Two Peas in a Podcast are setting up a crime detective agency this week and we will not stop until we solve all of the crime. "Binns' Pick of the News" is back with a look at a picnic that got a bit out of hand. Friend of the show and Pointless star Colin James joins us on the phone with some geography questions. And as if geography questions weren't enough Luke Binns takes his clothes off. Tweet us @wearethpeas to get involved in next weeks show.

Two Peas or not Two Peas? That is the question this week in Tom’s brand new feature! It’s not all pun and games though as ‘Boston on the Box’ is back with a review of the robot fighting TV show Robot Combat League. There’s a rat in the kitchen in everyone's favourite feature ‘Binns’ Pick of the News’. We also discuss Luke’s trip to Poland, if ducks actually know what is going on and prostitution. Enjoy!

Gnomes are once again the talking point on Two Peas in a Podcast as we are attempt to answer the age-old question "Is that gnome fishing?". "Boston on the Box" is back this week and Tom's got talent shows on the brain. "Binns' Pick of the News" gives us a war monkey death. We also talk about who would die first in a film, belvita breakfast biscuits and exploding frogs. Enjoy.

This week Tom tells a hilarious joke about a boy band and a satnav. Woman goes to her own funeral in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". We've also got Ray Winstone impressions, Luke causes a bit of a scene in a shop with a beer and Tom sort of steals a Kit Kat.

"If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject." The Peas put this theory to the test this week as Luke Binns attempts to melt not only your heart with flirting, but also the heart of his co-presenter Tom Boston. Horny sharks are in the news in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". Also this week, Tom gets locked in The Crystal Maze, Luke attempts to explain what a frogman is and we arrange a drug deal. Enjoy! For information on The Peas go to: www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk. Twitter: @wearethepeas Facebook: twopeasinapodcast.

If you give us chocolate we get a little bit giddy. Giddy and silly. This is more apparent in this episode of Two Peas in a Podcast than any other episode we have ever done. We just about manage to hold it together long enough to bring you all your favourite features including "Binns' Pick of the News", "Things that Tom's done", "Things you never see" and "The Facebook rant of the week". Enjoy our giddiest podcast yet.

Tom Boston & Lee Binns are back with yet another episode of Two Peas in a Podcast. We've got everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" looking at a dating website with a bit of a twist. The classic golden oldie "Boston on the Box" makes a cheeky comeback with a review of a TV show about chicken. We learn another thing that Tom has done in the aptly named feature "Things that Tom's done". PLUS we discuss random acts of kindness, mobile phone issues and we find out why the randy frog crossed the road.

We launch our brand new feature "Things that Tom has done" this week AND we've also got these things. 1) Everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" looks at a parrot that turned to crime. 2) Tom shares some strange facts that he found online. 3) We talk about a robot. Enjoy!

If you like crime, then you'll love this weeks crime-filled show. It's the crime and punishment special! Everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" reports on an owl that attacked a Scottish man and a goblin that attacked a Zimbabwean man. We get to grips with jury duty and the prospect of behaving in a courtroom. Also this week: Luke loses his phone, Tom loses his mind and we attempt to sort out fancy dress once and for all. Enjoy.

Tom brings back a classic this week with the spectacular return of "That's Ludacris". Donkey's are the hot topic in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". We discuss the snow CHAOS that has recently struck the country. We also talk about finding money, chivalry and green cake. Enjoy!

Life-long fan of Two Peas in a Podcast, Emily Tate, joins us this week for another fun filled show. It’s the inevitable return of cow news in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns' Pick of the News”. Tom decides to brew his own beer after a trip to Wilkinson's. We discuss the new Monopoly piece, Luke takes a salsa class and we delve into the world of wedgies.

We’re kicking off the new year in style with yet another fun filled episode of Two Peas in a Podcast. On the topic of kicking off, two oompa-loompa's don’t pick on someone there own size in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. It’s third time lucky for Tom’s not-so brand new feature “Things you never see.” A cat gets arrested in Brazil, Luke is defeated by pic n mix and Tom writes a song about cheese.

This week Tom pitches his unique idea for the Christmas special to Luke LIVE on the air. We also discuss which celebrities from history we would be. Everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News” looks at the vampire butterfly ghost. Tom brings back the classic feature “Things you never see”. We also talk about pies, frogs and unicorns. Enjoy!

This week, a love story. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy travels 8 months in a yacht to hunt down girl. All this nonsense and much more in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Tom’s innovate new feature “Things you never see” lists the things you never see. Luke gets caught up in some coach shenanigans, Tom gets set a challenge and we have a good all rant about Facebook. Enjoy!

Tom sings the songs from your favourite musicals this week in his brand new feature “Can you name that musical?” Luke reports on the donkey that ran in a local election in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Also this week, we get annoyed on a train, an Australian man nearly loses a leg and we talk arranged marriages. Remember to tweet the peas @wearethepeas with your comments! Enjoy!

The Peas are back with a brand new seizes! We're starting as we mean to go on with all of our regular features, comedy banter and general nonsense. "Binns' Pick of the News" is back with a bang! "Boston on the Box" is back with a bang! Luke's made some jingles with explosions in! Enjoy!

The best bits of The Peas on student radio, join us for some of the highlights of the third series of Two Peas in a Podcast. If you enjoy this “best of” episode, then why not listen back to all 21 episodes of series 3 available to download FREE on iTunes. www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk

Recorded on location in a coffee shop in Leeds city centre, join us for some of the highlights of the second series of Two Peas in a Podcast. If you enjoy this “best of” episode, then why not listen back to all 15 episodes of series 1 available to download FREE on iTunes. www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk

Recorded on location in a coffee shop in Leeds city centre, join us for some of the highlights of the very first series of Two Peas in a Podcast. If you enjoy this “best of” episode, then why not listen back to all 12 episodes of series 1 available to download FREE on iTunes. www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk

It's the final episode of series 4! We play a game of Mr & Mrs to see how well we really know each other. What would it be like to go back to the 1900's? Tom goes to Pizza Express, Luke goes to the doctors and we wave goodbye to Two Peas in a Podcast. Thanks to everyone who listens to the show! Hopefully we will be back soon!

That social network site gets the Two Peas in a Podcast treatment in this week's brand new feature "F**k Facebook". Everyone’s favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" reports on Australia's newest superhero Clampman. Tom goes bowling with some young children, Luke lives the life of luxury in a hotel and a cow falls into a tree.

Bears are in the spotlight this week in "Binns' Pick of the News" including a bear that robbed a sweet shop and the three bears that got pissed and trashed a log cabin. Tom complains about thrill seekers at theme parks, Luke helps out with the delicate matter of bollocks flapping around during exercise and a Kangaroo, Fox and Boar attempt a daring escape.

A horse on drugs is the hot topic in this week’s “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Plus we’ve got all the usual Two Peas in a Podcast nonsense you’ve come to know and love. We answer a few of your questions in “Can you help me peas?” Tom gets chatted up by a gay porn star, Luke shows off his special paintballing skills and we discuss life on Mars.

A cow is forced into a loveless marriage this week in "Binns' Pick of the News". We take another look at the Olympics and look back at Tom's "It's a knockout" style P.E lessons. Our brand new feature "Can you help me peas?" kicks off this week as we answer some people's agony aunt questions. To get your problems solved and be in with a chance of winning a FREE t-shirt send your problems to @wearethepeas on twitter, twopeasinapodcast on facebook or email twopeasinapodcast@hotmail.co.uk all entries MUST start with CAN YOU HELP ME PEAS?

We've gone olmypics CRAZY this week with a show packed to the brim of all things olympics. Luke takes a break from being excited about the olympics to bring you "Binns' Pick of the News". Tom goes to the cinema on his own, Luke learns a new phrase and THE OLYMPICS ARE HERE!

The Peas attempt quantum physics this week as we have a natter about the Higgs Boson particle. Mermaids are the hot topic in this weeks “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Tom’s brand new feature “Play Your Yards Right” gives Luke a chance to not win a speedboat. Luke’s gets a new haircut, Tom gets lost in the 1990’s and we discuss the joy of KFC gravy. Enjoy.

The Staffordshire Police get the Two Peas treatment this week in our brand new feature "Cops & Cobblers". Tom recounts his highs and lows of life in the Boys Brigade. A woman is let down by her satnav/ love of vodka, Brazilian murderers catch up on their reading and Luke tries to convince Tom that bears were kept in the centre of Leeds. Tweet us @wearethepeas. Facebook: Two Peas in a Podcast.

A stuffed badger that’s been transformed into a musical instrument is the main focus of “Binns’ Pick of the News” this week. We have a pun-off to see who can think of the best cow/pig puns. Tom has a breakdown and nearly leaves the country, Luke nearly runs over a dove and we have all the usual Two Peas in a Podcast nonsense that you’ve come to know and love. Enjoy! Tweet us @wearethepeas Facebook: twopeasinapodcast

Two tortoises file for divorce this week in "Binns' Pick of the News". Tom gives football an in-depth review in "Boston on the Box". We've got the origins of some well-known sayings in Tom's brand new feature "Why are you saying that?" Luke tries to chat up a reporter, Tom tries to score a goal and we "take it on the chin".

We’re back with a brand new series of Two Peas in a Podcast! We start as we mean to go on, talking about cheese in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. We discuss the highlights of the Queen’s Jubilee, The Peas go 3D and a rat jumps at a man’s throat. Enjoy!

We've reached FIFTY episodes of Two Peas in a Podcast! It's also the series finale! To celebrate this momentous occasion we've drafted in the lovable Chris Mundy, long term fan of the show, to help us celebrate in style. We've got Tom's brand new feature "I don't like Mundy's". Luke's got some more ridiculous news stories in "Binns' Pick of the News" including a story about a chicken on a football pitch. Plus we've got all the usual Two Peas banter you've come to know and love.

It's the penultimate show of the series! The All England Squid Championships hit the headlines this week in "Boston's Pick of the News". Luke's brand new feature "Rhymes against humanity" turns the tables on Tom and tests his music knowledge for a change. We discuss out of context smiley faces, robot prostitutes and we are joined in studio by James Wood. :(

A man forced to moonwalk at gunpoint by pirates in "Binns' Pick of the News". Plus we have all the usual Two Peas in a Podcast banter including Tom's moped mishaps, Luke's take on a cow that went to a drive-through, The Peas form a band and we discuss Tom's big head.

THE PEAS ARE BACK! Tom's brand new feature "THE LUKE BINNS CHEESEBURGER CHALLENGE" gives Luke the opportunity to win a FREE cheeseburger, but will the pressure get to him? Everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" is back with the unwelcome return of "Cow News". Other topics include humans vs. cheetahs, an old school report and Tom's cough.

Marmaggeddon! The New Zealand Marmite epidemic is this week’s hot topic in "Binns' Pick of the News". Tom's back from a recent trip to Poland with a barrel full of anecdotes. We talk about the Gladiators, the rules of urinals and a naked man goes up a tower. Keep in touch with the show @ www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk

Join us to celebrate 1 year of Two Peas in a Podcast with this special anniversary episode full of all the usual Two Peas banter! We talk about our experiences at the dentist, Luke's regular feature "Binns' Pick of the News" looks at all the latest chicken and midget news from around the world and Tom brings back a hugely popular feature from last week’s show. Tweet us @wearethepeas. Facebook Two Peas in a Podcast.

A YouTube video about cats gets the peas talking this week in Tom's brand new feature "You cat be serious?!" Luke's regular feature "Binns' Pick of the News" looks at a zombie grandmother in Africa. Other topics this week include: Pizza, Luke's face and hangovers.

Cow news is back and this time it's even more ridiculous! That's right the "Binns' Pick of the News" team have found even more cow related nonsense to report. Tom's brand new feature "Celebrity Big Breakfast" serves Luke some comedy gold (Possibly the worst feature of any series). A gnome performs for some drunk people, a rat steals a wallet and Luke goes to court for sexism.

We test out some dodgy chat up lines in honour of Valentine’s Day this week. "Binns' Pick of the News" is back and weirder than ever. Tom wears some knickers, Luke gets excited by a mermaid and the red hand gang run wild in the changing rooms.

Tom's been making jingles again in his brand new feature "There's a Yorkshire in New York". Luke tries out his Australian accent in his regular feature "Binns' Pick of the News". We discuss the Olympics, George Orwell's ideal pub and Luke's dad goes to Primark. Enjoy! Keep updated on twitter @wearethepeas or visit the website www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk

Luke Binns goes to the movies this week in our brand new feature "Binns to the movies recently?” Tom's back with his celebrity interviews and meets fan of the show Thierry Henry. There's all the usual shenanigans in "Binns' Pick of the News" including some out of control sheep. Luke sneezes and nearly dies, Tom goes back to 1940's Britain and a goblin enters the newsroom.

BBC's The One Show gets the Two Peas in a Podcast once over in Tom's feature "Boston on the Box". Luke's regular feature "Binns' Pick of the News" is back with an in-depth report on an octopus that pretends to be a fish. The Peas get to know each other over a few intimate questions. Tom falls in love with a girl in a coffee shop, we read out your shop name pun tweets and a cow wears a bra.

It's a new year and what better way to kick off the year than a look back at the events of 2011! Luke's got a whole heap of news in "Binns' Pick of the Years News". Tom spends almost half the episode getting mad about eggs. We visit the Arab Spring, discuss the end of the world and pick our favourite clips of the year! Keep updated @ www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk

It’s part two of the Christmas special and we are on location in Lapland! There’s an update on Buddy and Pedro the gay penguins in “Binns’ Pick of the Christmas News”. Tom’s brand new Christmas feature has something to do with Christmas cracker jokes. Some people steal some corn, Tom buys a devise for looking up girls skirts and Luke names his favourite types of stuffing. Merry Christmas to all the listeners and we’ll see you in the New Year!

It’s the first of two Christmas specials of Two Peas in a Podcast! Tom’s Christmas feature “Yule not believe this!” puts Luke's knowledge of all things festive to the test. “Binns’ Pick of the News” has got all the latest on pigs and cows. We discuss our favourite Christmas song, the mug competition winners are announced and a man called Scott goes to the South Pole.

What a show we’ve got for you this week! Everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News” has gone all festive as we hear about the Santa that ruined Christmas. Tom ponders life as a butcher, Frosty the Snowman kicks a police dog and Luke Binns fights the county combsman in the county combsman showdown.

Robots attempting Shakespeare, just one of the many subjects of this week's "Binns' Pick of the News". Tom is back with his brand new feature "Boston on the Big Screen" in which he plonks himself in a film. Luke goes for a pint on his own, we discuss who would make the best James Bond and Tom entertains the troops.