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Scott tells the boys about his horrible history with water, Jon talks about his recent trip to South Korea, and the boy discuss death marching Pictured Rocks.
The boys discuss how impossible it is to get peace in this world, niche groupings, bullying, and what the hell are Visco girls?
The boys discuss pulling awesome athletic skills even though they’re old, how Scott has transformed from a guy who needed to do what he loves into a… Read more "Old Guy Skills, Love What You Do, and Public Toilet Madness"
The boys discuss being sick during the holidays, go in depth about the benefits of mechanical keyboards, and how advanced placement is no longer advanced.
The boys discuss why Jon can’t put candles in his windows, why Peloton has caused SJW outrage, and a dog’s near death experience.
The boys discuss how domesticated they’ve become in their fatherhood, Tronning someone in the face, and self-destructive behavior.
The boys discuss the documentary film, Tickled, as well as the advent of incels and the origins of Thanksgiving.
The boys discuss whether ignorance really is bliss, Paradise Lost, and tattoo etiquette.
The studio finally has doors, Jon has an epiphany regarding his future, Scott army crawls through his neighbor’s yard, and Guy puts his children through Lord of… Read more "We Have Doors, Epiphanies, and Shortcuts"
Jon is aghast at the officiating, Scott still can’t get anyone to hang his studio doors, and Guy attends parent-teacher conferences only to realize he’s stepped into… Read more "Bad Referees, Door Trouble, and Parent Teacher Hell"
Guy spent the weekend at a reptile show, Scott wonders what’s the right thing to do with a talented but troubled kid, and Jon noticed there was… Read more "Reptile Shows, Second Chances, and Gender Questions"
Jon can’t run as fast as a twelve-year-old girl, Scott thinks running for charity is BS, and Guy would rather drown than sing. Also, Ziplocking.
Scott quotes Frederick Beuchner (though he forgets there’s an N in the man’s name), Jon picks a bone with vegans, and Guy introduces the boys to Mike… Read more "Junk Food Vegans and Mike the Headless Chicken"
Jon catches a co-worker stuffing her face, Hugh Jackman is ruining Scott’s fantasies, and space warming is the new problem.
Scott can’t deal with how insulted he is by The Dark Crystal, Jon gets yelled at by adults, and spiders infiltrate Guy’s family life.
Jon continues his battle against nature and summons the spirit of Odin, Scott takes the extreme view on punishment, and Guy may be turning into a neat… Read more "Ant Protein, Lobotomize Me, and More House Adventures"
Scott deals with his crazy dogs in real time, Guy electrocutes himself, Jon questions fish flesh longevity, no one cares about anyone, and trees are bullshit.
Jon gets patted down at Ikea, the studio dogs have a strange habit, Guy has too many pets, and OCD controls Scott’s life.
Scott tries to support his stance that recycling is bad for the environment, Guy coins a new phrase, and Thanos gets punked.
Jon can’t understand Scott’s home decorating, Guy dreams of whale attacks, and guess what? You can clean your hands by barfing on them!
Jon recounts his vacation in OR, Scott thinks ‘expectation’ is a four-letter word, and winter is the mother of necessity.
Bacon takes a beating, zombie killers, and Scott thinks Adirondack chairs are BS.
Jon makes his case that soccer is better than football and Scott goes through the hell of home buying and selling.
Guy explains Chernobyl thongs and coins a new phrase, Scott lives life at ludicrous speed.
Scott yells at people on the streets, Jon battles nature, and the case is made the money, in fact, does buy happiness.
Scott drives far too fast, vermin drives cars, and Jon can’t understand the mall.
Scott tries a juice fast, Jon eats silk worms, Thanksgiving reimagined, and adventures in gardening.
Vulture Man got screwed and canceling plans is better than keeping them.