Witch Theatre

This week we are practicing our German accents, lighting a bonfire, and celebrating with food and drink as we discuss Faust by Goethe! Witch Break: Walpurgis Night Music by Russell Beard

This week we are ignoring SOS signals, prepping the airlocks, and rigging up flame throwers as we watch Alien! Witch Breaks: Egg shaped crystals, Starseeds Tarot Deck: Universal Fantasy by Paolo Martinello Music by Russell Beard

This week we are painting our faces, foraging for raspberry root, and drawing sigils as we watch Hellbender! Witch Breaks: Death Card, Bones, Sigils, Grimoires Tarot Deck: Forager's Daughter by Jessica Lei Howard Music by Russell Beard

This week we are getting beauty treatments, protecting our necks, and taking anti aging potions as we watch Death Becomes Her! Witch Breaks: the number 7, altars, closed practices, candle colors, Ankh symbol, and beauty potions and rituals Tarot Deck: Shadowscapes Tarot Music by Russell Beard

This week we are avoiding the color red, holding our magic rocks, and staying out of the woods as we watch The Village! Witch Breaks: color association, chakras, and protective crystals Tarot Deck: Modern Witch Tarot by Lisa Sterle Music by Russell Beard

This week we are playing the age old drinking game, Never Have I Ever, but we make it witchy! Grab your drink and play along! Please drink responsibly. Music by Russell Beard

This week we are collecting gold coins, using ridiculous modes of transportation, and celebrating Ireland as we watch Leprechaun! Witch breaks: Coins/pentacles, Clovers, and the Fae Tarot deck: Tarot of the Mystic Spiral Music by Russell Beard

This week we are putting on school uniforms, practicing wine magic, and summoning deities as we watch the 1990's cult classic, The Craft! Witch breaks: Deity worship, elemental magic, glamours, nature magic, snakes Tarot deck: SpiritSong Tarot by Paulina Cassidy Music by Russell Beard

This week we are lighting our candle, building a magical home, and singing our hearts out as we watch Disney's Encanto! Witch breaks: Candle magic and tarot card representation. Tarot deck: Rider-Waite Tarot Music by Russell Beard

This week we are visiting an art gallery, fighting gentrification, and refusing to take candy from strangers as we cover the 2021 version of Candyman. Happy Black History Month! Witch breaks: Bees and the 5s in Tarot Tarot deck: Afro Avatar Tarot by Colored Afros Art Music by Russell Beard

This week we are time traveling, drinking white wine, and apparently riding a horse through Central Park as we watch Kate and Leopold! Witch breaks: Yoga and The Fool Featured Tarot Deck: The Tarot of Jane Austen Music by Russell Beard

This week we are grabbing our 3d glasses, putting on our mining gear, and plunging into the depths of My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) Music by Russell Beard

This week we are going back in time to walk on water, read as many books as possible, and dress up for the masquerade ball as we watch Ever After! Music by Russell Beard

This week we are adopting alpacas, testing the water supply, and putting away the box cutter as we delve into the Lovecraftian horror movie, Color Out of Space! Music by Russel Beard.

This week we are eating chocolate for breakfast, making midnight margaritas, and staying far away from love spells as we cover the 1990's cult classic, Practical Magic! Music by Russell Beard. Please drink responsibly.

This week we are hiding our trophies, unplugging all electrical devices, and checking the backs of our heads as we cover Malignant! Music by Russell Beard.

This week we are heading back to our hometowns, eating delicious Chinese food, and reminiscing with old friends as we wrap up Pennywise with IT: Chapter 2! Music by Russel Beard

This week we are staying inside when it rains, stretching our arms for a rock war, and facing out deepest fears as we cover IT Chapter 1! Music by Russell Beard

To wrap up this Spooktober and in our first minisode we are asking ourselves, out of the classic horror villains, “Who had the best death?” “What villain would you bang?”, and “Who would enjoy the Great British Baking Show?” See you in November! Music by Russell Beard

This week we are singing campfire songs, avoiding bunk beds, and practicing abstinence as we cover the original Friday the 13th!

This week we are staying out of the rain, ignoring balloons, and avoiding the sewers as we discuss the original IT miniseries! Music by Russell Beard

This week we are turning off our phones, coming home by curfew, and staying out of the garage as we cover the 90's classic slasher, Scream! Music by Russell Beard

This week we are saying no to babysitting, pulling out our bell bottoms, and sharpening our knitting needles as we throw it back to cover Halloween! Music by Russell Beard

This week we are chugging coffee, setting booby traps, and double checking our mattresses as we watch the 1980's classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! Music by Russell Beard

This week we are renting a creepy cabin, cueing the thunder and lighting, and dusting off our improv and creative writing skills. It’s time for Scare Me!

Tie your hair up in a ribbon, head to the library, and remember to not steal any chocolates because this week we are talking about the 1990’s classic, Matilda!

Don your red jumpsuit, head down the escalator, and avoid all the rabbits underfoot, it's time for part 2 of Us: Lupitas Revenge!

Grab any object that’s not meant to be a weapon, avoid the underground tunnels, and join hands with your neighbor (or don’t). It’s time for US part one!

Put on your ball gown, shove your feet into glass slippers, and wish as hard as you can because this week Vee and Kylie are covering Roger and Hammerstein’s Cinderella!

Pack your overnight bag, prepare your taxidermy, and get ready to drive deep into the woods to upper white class civilization because this week we are doing our best to not fall into the sunken place as we watch Get Out!

Call the Fashion Police! We're scrutinizing wardrobe, serving hot tea with Endora, and chasing pussy cats! It's time for more Bewitched!

Grab your flashlight and a trusty companion as we hike back into the Black Hills of Burkitsville and play the Blair Witch video game

Put your hair into a side pony, ready your acid wash jeans, and start drawing sigils on walls because this week Vee and Kylie wrap up a trifecta and cover Paranormal Activity 3!

Grab your most comfortable heels, prepare your husband’s dinner, and get ready to twitch your nose as we jump back into the world of Bewitched!

Hide your first born son, install plenty of cameras, and put your pans away because this week Vee and Kylie are covering Paranormal Activity 2

Merry Christmas! Bring your stockings (with or without the feet still inside) and your favorite spooky brew to enjoy while Vee and Kylie cover the cult classic "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas"

Prepare yourselves to time travel as Vee and Kylie mount their brooms and return to the 1960’s to discuss the next five episodes of Bewitched!

Ready your instant potions, light your talisman, and get prepared to hop on the bus as Vee and Kylie discuss the Disney Channel Original movie, Halloweentown!

Grab your video camera and close your bedroom door because this week Vee and Kylie are discussing the first Paranormal Activity!

Get ready to put on your best mod dress, cook a four course meal, and practice your nose twitch as we travel back in time to watch Bewitched! Vee and Kylie start their series and cover the first 5 episodes of the original Bewitched!

Art thou ready? Vee and Kylie art chopping wood for the hearth and possibly stealing children as they cross the mighty ocean and settle along the New England woods to discuss The Witch!

Grab your sun or moon pendant and prepare to fight the darkness as we open the closet door to Coventry in the Disney Channel Original Movie: Twitches!

Grab your sturdiest pair of shoes and a camera with a decent battery life because we're hiking into the world of The Blair Witch Project! Vee defends her all-time favorite horror movie and spouts a lot of trivia while Kylie drinks and tries not to think about the election and getting lost in the woods. She's not sure which situation is worse.

Get your broomsticks and vacuums ready to fly! This week Kylie and Vee are diving into the world of Hocus Pocus!