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How would you have dealt with the seeing the Ax transmission followed by the invasion of the Yeerks right after?  How would you have used morphing to help a kid out who you know is being constantly bullied? Let's say you were visited by a mysterious alien, a Drode perhaps, and this alien wiped your memories of reading Animorphs. Would you start reading the series for the first time, as you are now? Why or why not?  This week’s Fanimail:  @LegoRats: https://twitter.com/LegoRats/status/1174025801228005376?s=09  R Felix Finch: https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=911685279217133&id=417173502001649  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

We’re back at it, folks! Time to get some book learning done now that that wretched TV series is behind us. We dig back into the written word in our discussion of Megamorphs #4: Back to Before on this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles!  We talk Drode, actually-kind-of-cool sci-fi tropes, time travel, and terrible endings in this return to form after a long hiatus from the book series. Glad to be back! Fanimail: Arjun Krishna: https://soundcloud.com/user-947395870/rachel-and-tobias Art from the song’s cover art: MeEmilee https://www.deviantart.com/meemilee/art/Animorphs-painting-Rachel-and-Tobias-563935653?fbclid=IwAR01S16IgCPmAr80lMJe5SRRXTag5_xuz7LfBZMUCaM79UUtlRSdF0ir6UQ  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/

WE ARE OFFICIALLY DONE WATCHING THE ANIMORPHS TV SERIES. Jarred’s soul is released from this prison as we discuss our thoughts on the series as a whole! We talk about our favorite moments, our least favorite moments, and everything in between. Mikael also peppers in some interesting television trivia! Fanimail this week is brought to you by tons of people from across the internet! Here are the links to the audience questions we gathered for this episode:  TWITTER: https://twitter.com/DorkBajir/status/1171876071634898944  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/p/B2SJXJUAmPw/ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/posts/904328109952850?  REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments/d40tj7/our_podcast_the_dorkbajir_chronicles_is_almost/ Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

Finally. The end has come. We are discussing the LAST episode of the TV series. EVER. We talk Changes: Part 3 this week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, the twenty-sixth and ultimate chapter in this television nightmare.  Jarred is joining us once again and will be here next week as well for our TV series wrap-up episode! This week’s Fanimail: @moviepollz: https://twitter.com/moviepollz/status/1081755796948434944?s=19  @Telluride128: https://twitter.com/Telluride128/status/1104158282304901121?s=19  54567Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

We’re back for more Changes! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, we talk about episode 25 of the Animorphs TV Series: Changes Part 2. In this episode, we find out more about the creepy dude taking photos in the forest and, not surprisingly, Ax is acting weird...ugh. This week’s Fanimail: @TheKingleMingle: https://twitter.com/TheKingleMingle/status/1154807903011971072?s=19  @justonemango: https://twitter.com/justonemango/status/1166818175423590401?s=19  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

Finally the crew is reunited! Mikael, Tessa, Brayden, and Jarred discuss episode 24 of the Animorphs TV series. This is the big one folks! We talk about the first of the three part series finale called “Changes.” Big surprise: nothing really changes.  This week’s Fanimail:  @WritingZard: https://twitter.com/WritingZard/status/1166774822262599680?s=19  @WritingZard: https://twitter.com/WritingZard/status/1167453846169219073?s=19  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

Brayden and Mikael are back for another episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles where they discuss the Animorphs TV series! This week they’ll be talking about episode 23, called “The Front.” We talk about cell phones with Yeerks in them, how to fail at morphing a bat, and Ax’s general awfulness, once again. Hope you’re ready to be seduced by Gustav’s great deals! This week’s Fanimail:  @KierinAndrews: https://twitter.com/Kierin_Andrews/status/1155660358947868672?s=19  @TheKingleMingle: https://twitter.com/TheKingleMingle/status/1163460673944379392?s=19  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

This time on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, Brayden and Mikael discuss Episode 22 of the Animorphs TV Series called “My Name is Erek.” Predictably, it is bad.  As if feeding his shoe an ice cream cone wasn’t bad enough, Ax has some top tier idiot plotlines in this one. We also witness the most 90s of 90s characters: Erek the Chee. Get ready for terrifying dog holograms and murdered motorists cause this episode has it all! This week’s Fanimail:  Toby: https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=884175055301489&id=417173502001649  @LegoRats: https://twitter.com/LegoRats/status/1163529618172915713?s=19  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

This week on The Speaking Tree, we dive back into Animorphs #40: The Hidden and try to piece together a better honeypot for our buzzworthy friend, Gafinilan! We answer the following questions: How would you do reconnaissance and approach Gafinilan’s house and how would you communicate with him at first? How would you use morphing to deal with missing a limb? How would you use a honey bee morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: Myriam RD: https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10162079660825052&id=725440051&ref=notif  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

Marco’s back, and he’s looking even shorter compared to the buff Andalite the gang meets in Animorphs #40: The Other! We talk bumblebees and Princely power moves this week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles. We talk about the politics of a potentially gay couple of Andalites as well as make fun of and poke at the usual stuff! This week’s Fanimail: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=881061712279490&id=417173502001649  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

We are once again joined by the esteemed patron Steam Driven, also known as Adam! With his help, we dive back in to Animorphs #39: The HIdden and answer the following questions: How would you have dealt with the buffa-human situation? How would you use morphing to take care of sick animals (a la Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic)? How would you use an African Cape Buffalo morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: Gwen Nicole: https://www.facebook.com/gwenalyn/posts/10156635955903250  @moviepollz: https://twitter.com/moviepollz/status/1142989245008818176?s=19  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, we read Animorphs #39: The Hidden, the one with the buffa-human! That’s right folks: get ready to question your morality in regards to giving sentience to non-sentient organisms, cause you’re in for a treat! Also we talk about Chapman’s weiner in this one. Just saying. This week’s Fanimail: @GwynLinisso: https://twitter.com/GwynLinisso/status/1154232734056951809  @TheKingleMingle: https://twitter.com/TheKingleMingle/status/1154807903011971072?s=19  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

This week we tackle the most alien of questions as we delve just a bit deeper into Animorphs #38: The Arrival on this episode of The Speaking Tree! We answer the following questions: If you were Jake, how would you have gotten Ax to infiltrate the assassination team? If you had to introduce an alien to Earth foods, how would you use morphing to show them the best of the best? How would you use a northern harrier morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @youreanthony: https://twitter.com/youreananthony/status/1091088900595085312?s=19  @ElgeneRosetta: https://twitter.com/ElgeneRosetta/status/1095459584720887808?s=19  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

We’re back for another Ax attack! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we read Animorphs #38: The Arrival, the Ax book where an Andalite team of assassins lands on Earth to kill Visser Three! Also, Ax gets horny for the first female Andalite he’s seen in years, although it’s all tinged with a bit of sexism (oops).  This week’s Fanimail: @PotatoToesies: https://twitter.com/PotatoToesies/status/1098018870294650881?s=19  @Kierin_Andrews: https://twitter.com/Kierin_Andrews/status/1149511233374044162  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

Jake’s on vacation and the gang is left to their own devices! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, we talk about what we would do if we were in the same position as the teenage rogues in Animorphs #37: The Weakness. Questions we answered this week:  How would you have dealt with not having Jake around during the Inspector’s visit? How would you use morphing to deal with hanging out with your group of friends but that one “integral” friend isn’t there?  How would you use a cheetah morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @the_slan: https://twitter.com/the_slan/status/1088967258985189377?s=19  @ElgeneRosetta: https://twitter.com/ElgeneRosetta/status/1140023033983373313  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

Finally back into some good ol’ Animorphs books! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we read Animorphs #37: The Weakness, the one where Rachel gets to be boss for once! Spoiler: she’s not as good as Jake.  This is also the one with the not-quite-an-Andalite, Sonic the Hedgehog alien that is apparently going to be a member of the Council of Thirteen for some reason. This week’s Fanimail: ‎Matthew Ferrantino: https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=775413209511008&id=417173502001649  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

We’re back for Part 3 of Face Off, the season-spanning trilogy that ends...well, pretty much how you’d expect something like this to end. We talk body twinning and basketball games on this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Thank god Jarred is back once again to save us from this nightmare. This week’s Fanimail: @tinioril: https://twitter.com/tinioril/status/1140729866666598400  Thomas Dendtler‎: https://www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/posts/844589835926678  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

Part 2, baby! We jump back into the epic trilogy that is the Animorphs TV series arc called Face Off. This is episode 20 of the first season and Part 3 is episode 1 of season 2. Hopefully that gives you a good indication of how terribly organized this series is. Part 2 brings us a continuation of the heat-hating Yeerks, the Big Basketball Game, and many more fairly inconsequential things. Yay. Per the norm, we are joined again by Jarred! This week’s Fanimail:  @Velawesome: https://twitter.com/Velawesome/status/1138392405797945345?s=19  Sionnach Duggan‎: https://www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/posts/849145718804423  Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs  You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir  Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/  Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/  Thanks for listening!

We’re back at it, folks: time to tackle yet another episode of the masterpiece that is the Animorphs TV Series. This time we talk about episode 19 called Face Off: Part 1. There are three parts to this arc and, not surprisingly, there aren’t really any face offs to speak of in the whole thing. This is also yet another showing of how terrible TV show Ax is. Oh also, Jarred will be joining us, as usual! This week’s Fanimail: @moviepollz: https://twitter.com/moviepollz/status/1127987722721820675 Sean Sprague: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10217477516077134 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We’re still chipping away at this block, people. Today we talk about the Animorphs TV series once again, this time about Episode 18: The Release, the one where the Kandrona is busted and Tom has a sore tummy because of it. Also, this is the one with the kind of badass teacher who has a weird understanding with Jake and the rest of the bandits. This week’s Fanimail: @wizardofflame: https://twitter.com/wizardofflame/status/1134349303546351616 @the_slan: https://twitter.com/the_slan/status/1128773481661915137 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We’re talking fishy sea creatures in our Speaking Tree episode about Animorphs #36, the Nartec expedition with creepy human being dolls. This week we answer the following questions: How would you have taken down the Sea Blade? How would you use morphing to get your crush to call you at all hours of the night? How would you use an orca morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: ‎Allee Etheridge: https://www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/posts/794666484252347 Sean Sprague: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10217776803319128&set=p.10217776803319128&type=3&theater Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We dive into another salty episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles where we discuss Animorphs #36: The Mutation, the book where they find an underwater race of creatures who...stuff...humans? We talk about the development (or lack thereof) of Jake’s character throughout the series, dumb YA parables, and how awesome it was when the one whale got sliced in half. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We dive back into Visser once again for this episode of The Speaking Tree! Brayden couldn’t take the heat so he’s away this week as Mikael and Tessa get real about some of the important plot points in this amazing side story. Questions we answered this week: In a world where Memory Dumps are a thing, how would you have hid the fact that you are trying to protect two humans from the invasion? How would you deal with your Host (and yourself) falling in love with another Host (and the Yeerk inside it)? How would you use a Yeerk morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @LegoRats: https://twitter.com/LegoRats/status/1042432889089150976?s=19 @moviepollz: https://twitter.com/moviepollz/status/1023858946845462528 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We’re back to discuss the Animorphs sidestory Visser one more time! Last week we went over the plot of the book and this week we discuss our thoughts on the story! We try to pick apart some of the political messages in the book and try to decide what we’re okay with and what we’re not. Spoiler alert: we don’t come to a conclusive answer. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

This week we talk about the infamous side story: Visser! This is the one where we learn the backstory of Visser One (the slug) and how her story intertwines with the Animorphs...in more ways than one. Since the plot in this book is thicc af, we split our discussion episode into two parts. In Part One we’ll go over the summary of the book and in Part Two (next week), we’ll jump into some more in depth discussion of particular aspects we enjoyed/disliked/wanted to dig deeper into. Then, as usual, we’ll have our Speaking Tree for Visser the following week. This week’s Fanimail: @spott3d: https://twitter.com/spott3d/status/1026610951175323648 @chullie: https://twitter.com/chulllie/status/1025836394986360832h Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

This week on the Speaking Tree we’re talking about Animorphs #35, the book where Marco almost gets strangled to death on national television and also Hanson was there. Here are our questions for this book: How would you do the banquet successfully? How would you use morphing to deal with your dad/mom dating someone new a few years after their SO (your other parent) died? How would you use a poodle morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? Also, as usual, we hear Brayden’s predictions for Visser, the book we’ll be talking about next week! This week’s Fanimail: https://twitter.com/Telluride128/status/1109651837135794176 https://twitter.com/PotatoToesies/status/1098018870294650881?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We’re back for another fabulous Marco book! This time on Dork-Bajir Chronicles, we talk about Animorphs #35: The Proposal, the book where Marco and the gang harass a TV personality so much that he tries to strangle a poodle on live television. Fantastic! We talk about squirrels with Nazi knives, bad French accents, and how Marco is the ideal male gamer. This week’s Fanimail: @dylstonee: https://twitter.com/dylstonee/status/1115303006784765955 Shanna: https://www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/videos/352548965341943/?comment_id=352551172008389&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

Welcome back to The Speaking Tree, the show where we take a deeper dive into the Animorphs universe! This week we’ll be talking about Animorphs #34: The Prophecy, the Cassie book where her brain gets inhabited by the ghost of Aldrea! We talk about: How would you have gotten the Yeerk fighter out from under the tree/Yeerk pool? How would you use morphing to erase a doodle you made on a piece of homework? How would you use a wolf morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @oldsongsplease: https://twitter.com/oldsongsplease/status/1094763690992254976?s=19 @drbankruptcy: https://twitter.com/DorkBajir/status/1063825394766413824?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

This week we read Animorphs #34: The Prophecy, the Cassie book where they leave Earth once again, this time with the ghost of Aldrea in Cassie’s head! We talk about the difference between “biology” and “science” and whether or not there actually is a difference, some serious OTP Alerts all around, and the ridiculousness of getting the Chee to cover for you every time you leave the planet. This week’s Fanimail: Ann-Marie: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=778210055897990&id=417173502001649 @EmeraldBixby: https://twitter.com/EmeraldBixby/status/1099511110896513025?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We’re back with another episode of The Speaking Tree, this time talking about Animorphs #33: The Illusion! Get ready for a deeper dive into the book where Tobias gets tortured and the gang saves him at the last second. Here are some of the things we covered this week: How would you have purposefully gotten caught by the Yeerks? How would you get out of getting caught smoking at school? How would you use an Andalite morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @hadjiDP: https://twitter.com/hadjiDP/status/1106917200139448321 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

Time for another Tobias book, finally! We discuss Animorphs #33: The Illusion on this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, the book were Tobias gets purposefully captured and tortured with his own memories! We talk school dances, what it takes to build a trusting relationship, and, of course, we have an OTP Alert. This week’s Fanimail: @dylstonee: https://twitter.com/dylstonee/status/1109112365507702784 @gaybonez:  https://twitter.com/gaybonez/status/1108851452028616704 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

Mikael is not here this week so it’s up to Tessa, Brayden, and Jarred to wade into the next episode in the Animorphs TV Series: “Not My Problem.” Incidentally, this is also the thought going through Mikael’s head. Get ready for some more Ellimist tomfoolery as Jake jumps back in time to a world where he never became an Animorph. Get ready for some bad twists! This week’s Fanimail: @LegoRats: https://twitter.com/LegoRats/status/1097540160286347264?s=19 @KierinAndrews: https://twitter.com/Kierin_Andrews/status/1098679409731608576?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We’re back for more punishment as we dig into Episode 16 of the Animorphs TV Series: “Tobias.” Ironically, this episode is not just about Tobias, despite the title. We delve into some classic bullying, some asinine Andalite antics, and some depressing teenage realities as we try to make sense of this seemingly pointless episode. This week’s Fanimail: Mae: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=695276217524708&id=417173502001649 @ElgeneRosetta: https://twitter.com/DorkBajir/status/1059524724907110400?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

It’s with heavy hearts that we once again revisit the Animorphs television series, picking up where we left off at episodes 14 and 15 titled “The Leader.” Once again, we’ve brought Jarred along for the ride and this time we force him to do all the summarizing so we don’t have to relive this any more than we have to. Stay tuned for discussion about something being so hot it feels cold (or vice versa?), Marco’s mom being Janice from Friends, and how useless Cassie and Rachel are at jumping tiny gaps. You can find more of Jarred’s stuff at www.collectivelegacy.org/2nerdsinabasement or on instagram at @vanillajayy This week’s Fanimail: @codemonkey85: https://twitter.com/codemonkey85/status/1092212831158702080?s=19 @moviepollz: https://twitter.com/moviepollz/status/1061764362912690176?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

This week on The Speaking Tree we talk more about Animorphs #32: The Separation! We SPLIT our attention into the following three questions: If you were the rest of the Animorphs, how would you have handled the split (after you understood what had happened) knowing that you needed to use one of the Rachels for the Anti-Morphing Ray mission? If you had a twin that was, like, the opposite version of you, how would you deal with that? How would you use a starfish morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @paulmichaeleary: https://twitter.com/paulmichaeleary/status/1050805089005375490?s=19 @typerwulfe: https://twitter.com/tygerwulfe/status/1043010048782266372?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we talk about Animorphs #32: The Separation, the Rachel book where she gets split in two and we have to endure a very stilted metaphor for struggling with your inner demons! Get ready for Mikael to hate on this because he really does. Brayden is pretty keen on it, though. Some would say this episode features “two sides of the same coin,” or some other cliche way of saying opposing views about a singular thing. KINDA LIKE THIS BOOK IS TRYING TO DO WITH RACHEL’S PERSONALITY. GET IT??? This week’s Fanmail: @MrBeckPlease: https://twitter.com/MrBeckPlease/status/1090078816784076801?s=19 @fontainepen: https://twitter.com/fontainepen/status/1087923178230419457?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We get in to some DEEP Nazi theorizing on this episode of The Speaking Tree where we discuss some questions we had after reading Animorphs #31: The Conspiracy last week! What would be a more effective way to protect Jake's father in this situation? How would you use morphing to help you deal with the death of a loved one? How would you use a peregrine falcon morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanmail: @Blerd_CGE: https://twitter.com/Blerd_CGE/status/1089381675660967936?s=19 @PrinceOfFresh: https://twitter.com/PrinceOfFresh/status/1087052085131177990?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We talk murder plots and drive-by failures this week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles as we jump into Animorphs #31: The Conspiracy, the one where Jakes great grandpa dies and all hell breaks loose! We go over the many issues we have with this book, whether it be the question of “is Tom a Nazi,” “why did Tom have to kill his dad,” or “why is Jake such a bad leader?” This week’s Fanimail: @the_slan: https://twitter.com/the_slan/status/1074876548761706498 @Tellurium124: https://twitter.com/Tellurium124/status/1087047400588496897?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

We talk some heavy time travel logic in this episode of The Speaking Tree, a Fanimorphs podcast about the rules and systems within the Animorphs universe! This week we take on a few hypothetical questions relating to Megamorphs #3: Elfangor’s Secret, the book we discussed last week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! This week we tackle the following situations: How would you have dealt with closing the time loop after Marco killed V4? How would you have used the Time Matrix AND morphing to improve your life? How would you use a warhorse/chimpanzee/hork-bajir morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: Freddy: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2282533825091285&set=p.2282533825091285&type=3&permPage=1 @codemonkey85: https://twitter.com/codemonkey85/status/1064238554937733121?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

This week we talk about the only time-travelling novel you’ll ever need to read: Megamorphs #3: Elfangor’s Secret! In this one, the Animorphs have slaves and Jake is a white supremacist...for a couple chapters. We dive into time travel logic nonsense, how we don’t know anything about history--like, at all--and how maybe probably this book could not have been released in 2018. This week’s Fanimail: @Kierin_Andrews: https://twitter.com/Kierin_Andrews/status/1065466033543225344?s=19 @moviepollz: https://twitter.com/moviepollz/status/1068641231968776192 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!

Welcome back to The Speaking Tree, the Dork-Bajir podcast that tries to right the wrongs of the Animorphs series while taking a bit of a deeper dive into the world that is the human resistance. Today we’re talking about Animorphs #30: The Reunion as we answer the following questions: What would be a more ideal plan to get Visser One and Visser Three to fight each other, potentially to the death? How would you use morphing to improve your shopping game? How would you use a cockroach morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @Blerd_CGE: https://twitter.com/Blerd_CGE/status/1037527346184704001 @drbankruptcy: https://twitter.com/Drbankruptcy/status/1025739747161985026 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/

Finally time for some more Marco mishaps! The Dork-Bajir Chronicles dives into Animorphs #30: The Reunion, the Marco book where he randomly bumps into his mom while skipping school. We talk about mall chase scenes, my poor Marco’s baby bones (his feelings), and the overuse of the phrase “the bright, clear line.” Seriously. Get a thesaurus. I implore you. I beseech you. I urge you. Get a thesaurus. This week’s Fanimail: @ElgeneRosetta: https://twitter.com/ElgeneRosetta/status/1069427223214604289 @rxdjenny: https://twitter.com/rxdjenny/status/1061780631842144256?s=19 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/

We’re back for more of The Speaking Tree! This time, as we look back on Animorphs #29: The Sickness, the book we talked about last week, we delve a bit deeper into the following questions: How would you extract a single Yeerk from the Yeerk Pool if you had to act completely on your own? How would you use morphing to get what you want out of a junior high school dance? How would you use an eel morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @Velawesome: https://twitter.com/Velawesome/status/1061098887258214401 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/

We talk random illnesses, brain surgery, and junior high dancing in this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles about Animorphs #29: The Sickness. Let’s hope you don’t let out a Technicolor yawn when listening to this episode because things get real. More than anything, we gush over the dance and everything involved with the dance. Sorry. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/

Join us for a special episode where we take your Animorphs and holiday related questions and spin them into a winter wonderland. Tune in to hear our answers to questions like: What do Yeerks give each other for Christmas? How would Ax behave at a holiday party? Are Hork-Bajir mortified by Christmas trees? Thanks for a great year and we hope to see and hear from you all long into the new year! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/

Welcome to our very first episode of The Speaking Tree, our off-week episode that dives into some hypothetical questions about the last book we read! In this case, we draw from Animorphs #28: The Decision and came up with the following questions: How do you approach the problem of two facilities that are Yeerk controlled but you don't know why they control them? How do you get unlimited TV and internet to a laptop you keep in the woods? How would you use a bull morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? We are joined by Adam Heap, also known as Steam Driven on Patreon, a loyal patron at the Andalite tier! To join the Animorphs discord server, click this link: https://discord.gg/YWEbQJ4 Check out Adam’s Youtube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE3J-nSM748QSH9v7PGnvRA Check out his Twitter here: www.twitter.com/thomasheap91 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/

Ruby, Holly and James with you for another naughty and rude show! Jamesplaining returns as we ask the questions 'how do you go from liking one person to another?' and 'what constitutes a bad decision?'. Our Tumblr inbox sets alight with listeners wanting to know how school formals go down... and whether we're going down during school formals.

Our third episode featuring monster legends from all over the world. There's some pretty messed up stuff in here so you've been warned (especially concerning sexual violence towards women). From the Japanese Kappa to the legendary Beast of Gevauden, if you're interested in myths and legends then you've come to the right place. Monster legends have been with humanity since the dawn of time. They've been used to keep people safe from real-life danger, as well as being used as a form to teach wisdom and life lessons, but also something more... So enjoy, here's Monster Legends 3. Don't forget to support the show by joining the Chroniclers Vault, or donating, we would really appreciate it. :) Also check us out on Tumblr, Twitter, or our Facebook page to keep up to date with all Cryptic Chronicles content as it's released! Our Tumblr and Twitter are a ghost town, but our Facebook page has a decent following, and there's even a Facebook group with over a thousand people in it. Come join in on the fun! Tim put in a lot of extra music in this ep so let us know what you think.

Something To Talk About.....Bob eats a Pot Noodle, Charles McGuire's 40th party, Dissecting the show, NADA, #Skelpernut, The Dounreay Experiment, The Braes Of Killiecrankie, Stephen the Kilnuckian, Little Scotland, Python Lee Jackson, We Have a Dream, Fitbaw songs, Tina Turner's best years, Led Zeppelin are disco music Ed Sheeran & the modern music industry, 8 Tracks, Sir Elton, Cocaine is a helluva drug, #DiddyFuck, Keanu the fireman, Dame Vera Lynn 100, Actual patched, Joan Crawford weirdo says Kirk Douglas, Uncensored opinion, West is Best, #MightyMickHargan, The Madness of Peter Howson, The Ties That Bind, Progression of an artist, The notorious second album, The Special Edition, Rubyworks Records, Our Tumblr is dead, Website coming soon, Stop Interrupting...

In Which Sir Blackwood and Dame Leslie handle the Sword of Lancelot and try to determine what is going on with the soap. Our Tumblr http://arthurian-mythia.tumblr.com/ Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancelot_and_Guinevere http://gms.greentreetv.com/p/lancelot-and-guinevere-1963-action.html New Arthurian Encyclopedia Book https://escanor.wordpress.com/2015/05/21/female-learning-and-literacy-in-the-middle-ages/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap#Early_history Comic Cover - http://arthurian-mythia.tumblr.com/post/150223380576/i-thought-i-put-this-up-gaze-upon-the-beauty-of Sound Effects Camelot, Camelot, It's Only a Model - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail Soap Commerical - Zest Soap Commercial from the 80s. Outragous French Accent - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail She's a Witch - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail Man Screaming - Wilhelm Scream Wha Wha Sound Effect - You Tube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtmI--F8Zmo Music Good to Go - Gunnar Olsen End Theme Monty Python Intermission Song - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

Our choice of the theme for This Episode was not a coincidence: We're starting a Patreon campaign, so Patronage in Shakespeare's time seemed appropriate.The Patreon page can be found HERE. You can set an automatic donation to the podcast with the release of each new episode. Thanks for everyone's past and future support!Good Tickle Brain Shakespeare Comics.The Life of Shakespeare: Copied From the Best Sources, Without Comment Great source of Shakespearean Primary Documents.Shakespeare as a Groom of the Chamber A good example of Shakespearean research and writing.Our Tumblr