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Producer of the upcoming "Fyre and Yce Music Festival" Ivan Hütz describes how the Ukranian version of Fyre Music Festival was a total disaster. Featuring: Alex Collyard

Long time pals Andy Rowell and Alosha Robinson defend themselves after throwing a bag of poop at the Washington Monument. Featuring: Andy Rowell, Alosha Robinson

Official NFL Ball Greaser Chloe Lazpolopaz defends the greasing technique she used during the Bears/Eagles 2019 playoff game where she was blamed for greasing the ball too much and causing the Bears to lose. Featuring: Eric Persoon

Sleepy Jean comes clean about her problem falling asleep in public places. Featuring: Laura Petro

Comedian and Louis CK admirer Ham Dongler explains why he should be allowed to post his debut album, "Y'all Been Donglered" on SoundCloud even though the album is basically three minutes of stolen material from Louis CK's 2013 HBO special, "Oh My God" Featuring: Q

THE AUDIO IN THIS EPISODE IS VERY BAD. It's Christmas time! Baby Jesus has been stolen from a Cook County Community Center nativity scene in Chicago, Illinois. Five community members have been implicated in the crime and will plead their innocence on today's special Christmas episode of AOKOKAOKOKAA. The microphone sucks on this episode and I'm sorry for that. Featuring: Ian Erickson, Naomi Spungen, Lindsay Lucido, Meggie Gates, Zachary Grey Phelps

Little kid and winner of the "Who Wants To Be On Our Show?" contest Sammie Miller defends against allegations that she stole a cookie. Her sister and self proclaimed social media influencer Clairee Miller talks about stealing $33,000,000 through a fraudulent Facebook donation button. Their mother Dawn Miller sits in the room. Featuring: Jessica Misra, Lyn-z Harney, Grace Ehlinger

Hentai star and pop singer Kaguni Sama (Zachary Grey Phelps) argues against pornography censorship and tells us why she ISN'T a tool for mind control over American men. A hentai fan (Riley Ubben) who specializes in Pokemon porn speaks on behalf of the Hentai community in today's episode of AOKOKAOKOKAA. Featuring: Zachary Grey Phelps, Riley Ubben

A representative for the gaming company Blizzard Entertainment who requested to remain nameless (Zachary Grey Phelps) defends the company's newest game Diablo Immortal, which was made strictly for mobile devices. The game was announced at BlizzCon to boo's from fans who weren't happy about the switch from PC/console to strictly mobile gaming. The game creators fumbled over their unimpressive reveal and ended up insulting most of their customer base. This interview is the company's official statement on the incident. He also shows us some dope exclusives and how to play it. Featuring: Zachary Grey Phelps

Fix-it man and candle enthusiast Mortimer Gleason defends himself for stealing $400 worth of candles from Yankee Candle Company and planning to burn down the Fox Valley Mall with them on this week's episode of AOKOKAOKOKAA. Featuring: Lev Cantoral

Former pizza delivery man Matt Marcus attempts to defend his history with white nationalists and the pornographic reasons he lost his job in Maryland on this week's episode of AOKOKAOKOKAA. Featuring: Spencer Hawk

Chicago native and proud Cubs fan Rick Mahone has been accused of crimes against his home stadium Wrigley Field. For the next fifteen minutes, he will plead his case and convince us that he is innocent of these crimes and pure of character. Featuring: Lyn-Z Harney

Austin describes the show and why people should care about it.

Floridian concrete worker Ray Kasadillo apologizes for accidentally driving his truck through the 2017 Women's March on Washington. It's a humbling episode with a refreshingly polite man of no particular political view who can admit his mistakes. Featuring: Jeff Jones

HUGE GUESTS ALERT!!! Author and subtle maniac Carston Denfenden discusses why he enjoys branding his insignia on loved ones. He defends his desire to brand everyone in the world with his symbol, and plugs his new book, "Come Out From Behind Your Shadow." Then one half of the hip-hop super duo THE DOOBLEY BROTHERS stops by for an improvised performance to plug his new album. IT'S A PACKED SHOW!! Featuring: Alosha Robinson

Today marks the inauguration of 45th president of the United States Donald Trump, as well as the 45th time I couldn't find a guest. So I just play piano for fifteen minutes to lament this passing of power. Love you. Thanks for listening.

Musician, drunk asshole and alleged sex tape maker Dustin C.C. Train barely talks about his relationship with professional tennis player Serena Williams and where it took his career. He plays bass and we kind of hear from his new album. Featuring: Robert Jeremy Tutor

Drug peddler, concert goer, camelback fashionista, and activist Gray Flambe defends himself after being arrested for selling festival drugs at Standing Rock. This comes after a flurry of activity online attacked Flambe, saying that his incident distracted the public from what those people were trying to accomplish. This episode is sponsored by Grub Hub. Featuring: Robert Flanagan

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! For this year's Christmas special we've received the gift of interviewing the security guard who was caught masturbating in front of cheerleaders and fans at a Chargers/Raiders NFL game. He's not apologizing. Christmas music is played during his interview to make it less appalling. Enjoy! Featuring: Zachary Michael Cronbaugh

Best friend, and leader of a caucasian male group against Trump, Reid Overton joins the show to discuss our new president. It's a sloppy return for the boys after a long hiatus and three hours of burritos and Mike's Harder lemonades. Americana folk singer-song-writer-in-times-of-crisis NoName performs a song against Trump! We're back baby, and Trumps gonna pay. Featuring: Reid Overton

Alright OK I interviewed a man who has been fighting for our impoverished citizens under the name Peasant Man, but has only succeeded in being called Pheasant Man and treated like a pheasant. Also, a nice guy pays us a surprise visit! Featuring: Adam Strauss, Tyler Elliott

Lisa Lisa Lisa McDonald, the famous space pilot and Brazilian singing sensation, sits down to discuss her most recent show. It involves speaker tampons, unborn heroes, and a happy rendition of All I Want For Christmas Is You. Happy New Year! WE APOLOGIZE FOR MICROPHONE QUALITY. Featuring: Omaria Sanchez Pratt

DISCLAIMER: This is our most controversial episode yet. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. Today, I sit down with the most hated man of 2015 to assign closure to our first year at AOKOKAOKOKAA. No Jeff, no rules, and fucking shit tons of real talk and honesty. May God save the new year, and may we continue to save ourselves from the stars. Featuring: Miles Bonsignore

SPECIAL CALL-IN EPISODE! Our guests are our callers. We hear about girl issues from a shy man named timid Emmit, Tony Tony explains the benefits of men sitting while they pee, and a wannabe reality show personality named Clifford calls to audition for a different show. Co-hosted by Austin Mooney and Jeffrey Jones. Featuring: Zachary Michael, Anthony Johnson, Michael Neustrom

It's our first New York podcast! I'll be absent for the next week and Jeffery Jones of Ferris Bueler's Day Off and Amadeaus will be hosting the show. I show him the ropes and put him through the paces with Anthony Bourdain in this week's special training wheels episode. Meet Jeff! Featuring: Jeff Jones

Pro author and dream guest Alan Allen continues his discussion with Austin. Featuring: Anthony Johnson

Pro author and dream guest Alan Allen discusses his new book. Featuring: Anthony Jonnson

Nibbles, the first sentient children's puppet, helps adult male Damon van Robles through a difficult past of pants-pooping. This episode is sponsored by Drowsy's Cough Syrup. Featuring: Zach Cronbaugh, Zachary Grey Phelps

Heir to the Drowsy's Cough Syrup fortune, P.B. Drowsy, defends his behavior of trading cough syrup for adderall with a young boy named Dean. This episode is sponsored by Drowsy's Cough Syrup. Featuring: Nathan Miller, Riley Ubben, Zachary Gray Phelps.

Linda Belinda Dominguez complains that Tide detergent is burning her son's skin off to a Tide employee that she seems to know. Anti-human/eco-rights activist and apparent musician Skip Dunnigan plugs his album. Featuring: Emily Winkler, Michael Neustrom, Zachary Phelps

Critically acclaimed director Tommy Wiseau confronts race horse and son of TV's Mr. Ed, Ed Begley For The Win Jr. for permanently damaging his brain. Featuring: Zachary Gray Phelps, Ben Roller

A.I. Bill Cosby stutters, and white guy Fatty Pablo is boring. Featuring: Riley Ubben, Zachary Gray Phelps

Bobby Bucko Jr. reads his damn short story.

Macy Gray is all pilled up again.

Cactus Hanoi apologizes for his racist work emails.