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Today special guest Kim joins Traci on the ‘puter to dive into the gonzo and do their lady-like best to blow Julian's mind. Plus, #1 fan Jerrod drops in to tell Julian a fun little tale. Looking to start your own podcast?Get 2 months FREE hosting with Libsyn and do it right!

This week we talk crazy weddings and crazier dildo laws.

This week we look back at some highlights from the last 100 episodes plus some stuff no one has ever heard. Looking to start your own podcast?Get 2 months FREE hosting with Libsyn and do it right!

Julian talks about his buddy who hits the beach by himself with many, many beers. Also, canned ham, and narcissists. Looking to start your own podcast?Get 2 months FREE hosting with Libsyn and do it right!

This week the BHTH crew have a solid chinwag about alien probings, paypigs, single game sports betting and The Great One, and Tracie asks the big question “Is eating cheating?”  Looking to start your own podcast?Get 2 months FREE hosting with Libsyn and do it right!

This week sees the crew talking weird habits and strange addictions, as well as classic game shows and Julian finally gets back out for a wild night at the strip club. links: dude who injects silicone into his dork ‘TATER SALAD! Looking to start your own podcast?Get 2 months FREE hosting with Libsyn and do it right!

This week we talk weird ASMR stuff, mondo-crazy sextoy designs (dragon feet? Really?) and Pat introduces a new game called “Pornstar, Wrestler, or Steven Seagal”. 

This week the crew has a nice chinwag about the high cost of travelling with pets, taking a cruise, wrong turns in America, and they tease their OnlyFans...

This week the crew talks dive bars and women who squirt. ‘Nuff said.

This week Julian and Traci sit down with Mistress Maxine Striker (@MaxineStriker) a professional Dominatrix in Toronto to talk some mad hot, bad-ass, and intense BDSM, wild kink, mixed martial arts, how to properly choke someone out, and whether Julian should pay to get Pat kicked in the balls. Please check out Maxine's OnlyFans for all her incredible content. And click here to find everything else you definitely need to engage with her!

This week Julian, Traci, and Pat wag the chin about cosplaying internet relationship maniacs, marrying a doll, and of course, feces (so much feces).

This week the gang talks letting it all hang out at the gym, the Olympics, and the timeless art of bartering for goods and services.

This week the crew talk getting old and staying horny. Plus, the NFL and Viagra.

This week they can't stop talking about how much money you can apparently make selling farts. Also, how dangerous it is. But also, how freaking lucrative it is. Selling farts.

This week we talk masturbation as a means to enlightenment (according to a lamppost), air frying, and the bewildering state of the price of a highball.

We're back! After a little break the gang is here and welcoming Traci Leigh to the show as a new co-host to keep Julian honest and on his toes. This week the gang talks about tattoos and how Tracie has used some of hers as an homage to her heroes and kinda how Julian did, too, in his own weird way.

This week the gang talks going for steaks, bull crap Hallmark holidays, the Welsh, and Julian tells a funny story about a not so romantic getaway to Niagara Falls.

Julian and Rymer and Pat talk driving in the big city and cabs vs Uber and bike lanes and fishing and hunting and feral hogs and crazy Chinese booze.

This week Julian, Rymer, and Pat discuss helicopter parents and letting kids be free and learn by horsing around and playing and doing stupid dumb stuff, and how all those condos they're knocking up are gonna make cities into some kinda Matrix-y ghost town world.

Julian and Rymer talk about how dealing with collection agents is a lot like the War on Terror. Also, old-time hockey in the here and now.

Julian and Rymer talk dogs and buying furniture that you never use because you don't want to ruin it. Also, Rymer gets ducked by the cops.

This week the gang has a nice little talk about having positive influences in your life. #DontSweatTheSmallStuff

Julian and Rymer talk the demise of cash money, gas station attendant side hustles, and where the hell is Doug Ford? Also, a Blue Jays post-mortem.

Julian and Producer Pat have a wide-ranging and mad-tangent filled conversation about everything from the death of cash to gorging on Swiss Chalet and a whole bunch of crazy crap in between.

Over a couple cold ones at The Thirsty Fox, Julian and a Producer Pat talk about pornos and whether it's worth it to try and make a living in it and how as a creator to cut through the noise that exists for all art these days and maybe in the end especially if you live sex and all that it's a better idea just to be an escort?

This week Julian and Pat chat about gambling and whether or not the fix is in regarding the MLB (but not for the reason one might think).

This week we're going back into the vault and brining you a classic when legendary Toronto escort Effie White joined the whole crew in the studio to talk shop (and crazy-ass dirty nonsense).

Julian tells Producer Pat about this gold digger his friend told him about and what it exactly it maybe that motivates them and what it could possibly mean when she says “she eats.”

Julian and Producer Pat sit down and have a cool little conversation about how attractive Olympic athletes are, forest fires, and then Julian regales Pat with a couple more of his Erotic Stories.

This week Julian parts the curtains and reveals us all with dome very true and very dirty stories right from the professional's mouth.

This week the guys talk about short movie stars, the great people of Newfoundland, and getting back to hitting the bar. Also, if you're new to the show why not check out a classic episode#35 Effie White Is In The House

This week Julian and Producer Pat have a light-hearted discussion on the frustrations of being a honey teenager looking for stroke material in a pre-internet world. Plus, they catch up on sports and strip clubs and Julian's tooth whitening experiment.

A nugget from the vault as we re-present to you: The Evolution Of The Lap Dance

This week with Julian on vacation Rymer and a Producer Pat have a nice little chinwag about the cool world of psychedelic drugs. Mushrooms, acid, and, of course, Star Trek.

This week Producer Pat is flying solo and talking about some classic porno films where he makes a case that they are much better (or at least much more interesting) and more legitimate works of art than people believe.

This week the gang talks legalizing narcotics, weird life hacks, and the soothing relaxation technique that is popping pimples.

This week we debut a fun new game: Is it a porno movie or a breakfast cereal?

This week with Rymer back from his vacation the dudes talk the Habs, beaches, and bad roommates.

Julian and Producer Pat discuss how the internet mega-porn hyper-world is affecting society's sex lives (note: these two yahoos have no credentials at all and therefore could quite possibly be talking out of their asses). Also, a bit of beach talk.

Julian and Producer Pat have a delightful chat about client grooming etiquette, how beautiful Quebec girls are, and that the Habs are circling the drain.

This week, while Rymer is enjoying a much needed vacation, Julian and Producer Pat sit down and talk hockey and the economy and busting your dick. Fun!

This week Julian and Rymer have a spirited discussion on the idea that ‘speed kills', not so much on the obvious very bad for you don't do it narcotic but all the other crazy ways it could

This week Julian and Rymer (who is not giving investment advice) chat about sports betting in Canada in this new future modern age.

This week the dudes get into it about getting educated: old school vs new school vs the school of hard knocks vs institutional learning vs life experience. And of course, learning how to eat pussy.

Julian and Rymer talk the good, the bad, and the strange of cunnilingus. And there's some other fun stuff too.

Julian and Rymer discuss social media (and general World Wide Web) douchebaggery and the best, most effective, healthy boozing habits.

Julian and Rymer have a good-spirited conversation about a range of topics from stadium beer prices to over-the-top facials to the techno-surveillance state.

The guys are back after a brief hiatus and decide to just vent a bit about their frustration with how things are these days. Like, c'mon, when the hell are the strippers coming back? Etcetera!

This week we're throwing back to another episode from a hot Summer day where the fellas talk about a very crazy bbq. 

This week we're throwing back to one of our earliest episodes “Kinky Is As Kinky Does” a crazy as hell accounting of one crazy elaborate kink.

Piggy backing off last week Julian and Rymer get back into talking about dirty ass nasty vacation destinations and a very savvy retirement plan. Plus, a Greek on how Greeks invented Greek-style.