Chrissie, Sam & Browny

Chrissie and Jack spent the weekend in different states than their usual hometowns in Victoria and boy do they think they’re rockstars! Even though they both spent time in different states, that’s the only thing their weekend’s shared in common, so they give us a timestamped run through of just how different their weekend’s were. Plus, why do people think it’s weird to sleep in the same bed as your friends? (00:00) - Catching flights, not feelings this weekend! (02:22) - Were you in a different state this weekend? (06:46) - There were three in the bed and the little one (aka Britney Spears) said... (10:56) - Do you share the bed with your mates? (16:55) - Big Brother, Watch & WIN (21:24) - Chrissie's Quizzie (26:22) - Chrissie and Jack's Timestamped Weekend (30:47) - Reality Wrap Up! (34:41) - Chrissie's Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justin Bieber has revealed on his recent twitch stream, that he’s had an accident on a one wheeled electric scooter and we’ve decided he’s too old to be doing that! Plus, we’ve got an update on Robert Irwin’s love life or may not?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

November is Aus Music Month and even though we’re a little fashionably late, we’re making sure you get your fix! Chrissie and Jack are giving you their top 5 Aussie songs that you may have forgotten about or just because you need to Aussify your playlist. Plus, it’s the day Our Shortcut Queen gives away the ultimate shortcut and decides which event she’s catering for! 00:00 - Is jack going to have enough time? 01:25 - What's on for the weekend? 04:14 - Chrissie's Aus Music Recommendations 08:19 - We've got a big AusPost bag of mail 13:30 - Big Brother Watch and Win 14:24 - Robyn's got a new song! 16:02 - Chrissie's Quizzie 18:58 - Screaming toddlers on flights...what do you do? 22:47 - Swan's Shortcut QueenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylie has appeared on Khloe’s podcast and they decided they’d play a little prank on their family members and let’s just say it doesn’t quite go to plan for all of them. Plus, the last episode of Healthy, Wealthy & Wise is gracing our screens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry to all the other states, but Chrissie has declared in her sweeping statement who she thinks the best state in Aus is where the sun shines, while Jack is sick of people saying something online and wants it to STOP. Plus, we’ve git more Big Brother to discuss and this time, we’re talking Pretty Privilege. (00:00) It's World Kindness Day (01:22) We want to spread the kindness! (06:03) - Queenslanders, this one's for you (09:25) - What's your unpopular opinion, we like to say Sweeping Statements here! (12:16) - Watch and Win with BBAU! (13:26) - Should we free the nip? (14:22) - Chrissie's Quizzie (17:36) - Did you know these two dated? (21:14) - Swan's Shortcut QueenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meryl Streep & Anne Hathaway are back in the office elevator and back together after we got a sneaky little teaser of what we can expect in the sequel of the movie. Plus, what’s the latest from Big Brother?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re off to a rocky start today thanks to a new ad from Bakers Delight about our upcoming Christmas (or Chrissie if you will) lunch, and yes for a good time head to the Nova Player App to secure a spot at the table! Plus, we’re teetering on the edge today, covering all the topics from vegetarianism to sexism and we’re doubling down on them! 00:09 - Do you want to come to Chrissie's Chrissy Lunch? 01:46 - Mystic is in the house! 05:57 - Jeff Goldbum said He's gone VEGO, Thanks to Wicked? 09:24 - But what do Vego's eat at Xmas? 14:28 - Chrissie's Clickbait #1 15:43 - Menulog is no longer...in Australia! 17:22 - Chrissie's Quizzie 21:32 - Big Brother's got a Sexist Bruce 26:58 - The Shortcut Queen is coming to YOUSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 2026 Grammy nominations are out and some of our faves got stiffed, some we’re not sure about and others we’re really rooting for because we can’t deal if they don’t (read: Billie Eilish!) Plus, there’s more goss from Kris’ 70th Birthday Bash!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Kim Kardashian has blamed 4 Psychics for being pathological liars after they all claimed she would pass the Bar in California, we decided to see what else the Psychics have gotten wrong for you and whether or not Chrissie or Jack will find love soon. Plus, Chrissie and Jack have stumbled across a video which says if you jump everyday for 60 seconds, if supposed to make the world of difference. 00:00 - Sleep needs Water's Marketing! 01:35 - We're vacuous & shallow with our gratitude today 05:20 - Kim K says her (4) psychics are pathological liars! 09:24 - When did the Psychic get it so wrong? 17:01 - Watch & Win with BBAU! 18:12 - Chrissie's 3 from 3 with ChatGPT's diagnosis 20:03 - Chrissie's Quizzie 25:03 - Will they do this for 21 days? 29:38 - The Shortcut Queen wants to give you the ULTIMATE shortcut!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phew! Yes, you read that right, after an online hoax of a death announcement Jackie Chan has confirmed he’s alive and well. Plus, Taylor Swift has revealed who will be standing beside her on her wedding day with Travis Kelce and in a shock (and major disappointment) to Chrissie, it won’t be her or Blake Lively! (00:00) Jackie is fine, Jack maybe not so much... (02:40) Taylor's Bride Squad announced (04:00) Sydney Sweeney is defending the biopic (06:10) Kelly Clarkson was told to get what surgery? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s chucked a sickie today (and no he’s sick, NOT hungover), so we called in the next best thing, another JC, Joel Creasey! Chrissie takes Joel through her favourite hobby with one of her best and most recent finds, Facebook Marketplace after he admits he’s never used it, not once, so we need your help in converting him on over to the dark side. And because these two never get to play together, they’ve got a LOT to discuss. (00:00) We've got a new JC today...Joel Creasey! (01:45) Say Gday: Who's more likely to, Joel or Chrissie? (06:21) Can Chrissie convert Joel to FB Marketplace? (13:11) We get your conversion help! (16:04) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (17:58) Chrissie's Quizzie (19:06) So Much to Discuss (23:43) Swan's Shortcut Queen (30:40) Chrissie's Clickbait #2See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Lawrence is a favourite of Chrissie’s and she’s devoured the Vanity Fair Lie Detector test J-Law has done with costar, Robert Pattinson. As a self proclaimed, reality TV lover, J-Law has revealed her honest opinions on the Kardashians this season. Plus, Ariana Grande has performed with a young super fan ahead of the ‘Wicked: For Good’ premiere. (00:00) J-Law is one of Chrissie's Faves (01:45) J-Law takes a lie detector test (02:50) Wicked: For Good is coming (04:35) Ariana gets a new little co-star See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nova’s very own, Mel Tracina is heading up the Big Brother host for the new and improved 2025 instalment! She’s seen the Big Brother house, met the new housemates and settled into the Gold Coast so we thought we’d check in and see what we can expect from this year’s season. Plus, Charli XCX and Gwyneth Paltrow have given us something new to talk about! (00:00) Big Brother returns to Channel 10! (05:15) Charli XCX & Gwyneth Paltrow, an offering (08:45) What's happening on Healthy, Wealthy & Wise this week? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack have decided that they both need to get back on Depop and sell (or buy)! So Chrissie takes us through her current listing and now we really know why she’s never got the time for anything else, because let’s just say there’s an essay for each description! Plus, Chrissie gives us a little run down on what’s happening on Healthy, Wealthy & Wise this week and how the Box of Death can get a little hairy. (00:00) We're feeling fine, and flirty & freaky...it's Friday! (01:40) Say Gday - what's your win or whinge? (06:00) Depop is taking up way too much of Chrissie's time (10:50) Swan's Something Special (14:05) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (20:15) Are we going to rate it or hate it? (21:00) Chrissie's Quizzie (24:15) Gyton Grantley's got some Healthy, Wealthy & Wise BTS for us (29:05) Chrissie's Correspondence (34:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole Kidman has had a night out in Nashville at Sabrina Carpenter’s concert and found herself in a sticky situation…in hand cuffs…for being too hot according to Sab Cap! Plus, Megan Markle is coming back to our screens in a little cameo role but we’re not sure if she’s going to be herself or if it will be a role! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s stumbled across something on the ‘Tiky Toky’ that she just had to bring to us all, which sparks the question of whether it’s happened to you, what does your pet bring home to you? Plus, Chrissie tells us throughout the show that her Sweeping Statement today might be a little spicy and potentially divisive…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

‘All is Fair’ dropped last night and the reviews are HARSH to say the least. So we decided to do the right thing and provide some worthy community PSAs for other things to avoid watching, first on Chrissie’s list is Netflix’s Monster series on the story behind Ed Gein and second on his list comes from her sister, don’t bother with the new Bruce Springsteen biopic. Plus, after a food court incident, we’re asking whether or not you talk to your food? (00:00) The Bday Gal is BACK (01:50) Mystic's got a Maree on her mind (05:30) Have you watched something recently and turned it off? (11:15) Swan's Something Special (13:55) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (18:50) Chrissie's Quizzie (22:18) Is it normal to speak to your food? (31:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katy Perry has teased new music coming out on November 6 and we’re hoping she’s taking us back to the OG Katy Perry and bringing the bangers we love. Plus, Sydney Sweeney has commented on that American Eagle campaign, and oddly so has Donald Trump! (00:00) Has she got bolt-ons? (00:45) Sydney Sweeney's spoken about that campaign (02:20) That's Sir David Beckham to you! (03:50) Katy Perry is giving us more...do we want it? (06:00) Jonathan Bailey is our 2025 Sexiest Man Alive See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah Abo is sticking around in the hot seat and because its Tuesday (the worst day of the week in our opinion), we’re teaching her how we do things on The Chrissie Swan Show with Gratatuesday and asking two things she’s grateful for. Plus, we bring back the date of Crocs and whether or not they’re chic and effective or if they’re overrated and could be replaced with slides. (00:00) oh hey Sarah Abo! (01:45) Do you like turbulence? (06:55) We're practising gratitude! (11:45) Swan's Something Special (14:15) Danika Mason vs Sarah: Morning Wars! (19:45) Chrissie's Quizzie (23:20) Crocks suck! Convince us otherwise (29:45) IMS - Do you know a male that needs to be diagnosed? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob Elordi has clearly been missing all of Jack’s DMs because he’s got a new girlfriend, sorry Jack. Plus, Charlie Sheen’s Netflix documentary took us through a lot of his life and he’s opened up even more to reveal his extra curricular activities, we’ll just say that. (00:00) Diddy seems to be enjoying prison... (01:40) Lily Allen has only fans? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s The Shortcut Queen’s Birthday, so we’ve given her the day off and got her and Jack’s Scorpio mate, Sarah Abo in the hot seat today! Jack & Sarah take us through their Super Bowl weekend, from the new Henne store opening to Oasis and then all the way through Derby day, we get the goss on what went down. (00:00) It's Chrissie's Bday, so we get a present, Sarah Abo! (02:10) Say Gday to Jack & Sarah! (06:00) The Weekend that was The Superbowl (for Jack & Sarah) (10:30) Chrissie's Something Special (13:45) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (18:45) Chrissie's Quizzie (22:35) Stop however many of the Superbowl weekend, Oasis! (26:30) Donald's had a rough flight (32:10) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's task for the weekend is to watch 'Dead Poets Society' because it turns out he hasn't seen it! Why are we talking about? Well Ethan Hawke revealed that Robin Williams didn't exactly follow the rules on set! (00:00) Jack has never seen 'Dead Poet's Society' (01:00) Robin Williams didn't ask permission! (02:50) We're talking flossing (04:30) Andy Cohen sat down on Call Her Daddy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With his new album, ‘All Night Days’ out and a tour of Down Under going on, we thought it would only be right to chat to Rob Thomas! We chatted nostalgia, what his secret to happiness is these days and perhaps the possibility of a cameo from another of Australia’s favourite Robs, Rob Mills! Plus, Chrissie’s giving an insight into her algorithm as she introduces us to Positively Cathy! (00:00 Chrissie could be in for a big weekend... (01:45) Say Gday - What's on for Halloween? (04:55) Rock n Roll Legend, Rob Thomas is here! (18:50) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (24:30) Chrissie's Quizzie (28:50) Who is Positively Cathy? (32:55) Chrissie's Correspondence (37:00) Chrissie's Mum vs Minis (39:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whilst it's no surprise (because we all love it) that The White Lotus is getting a season 4, something that is a great surprise to us all is that the next instalment is set to be filmed and framed in Paris and the French Rivera. (00:00) The White Lotus season 4 is coming, Oui Oui Edition! (01:45) Harry & Meghan got Booed (03:20) Yay, Katy a new idea! (05:08) Luigi Mangione says he's all good in jail, he's got Taylor & Charli XCX See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie has found out that a Queensland restaurant has been charging their patrons an extra fee for the privileged of chicken salt and she’s outraged, FURIOUS even. Plus it’s Thursday which not only is our favourite day of the week, but the day our spicy sweeping statements of the week are brought to light. (00:00) Brown is the colour of the moment, of 2025! (02:50) Chrissie is FURIOUS (05:15) Chrissie's self diagnosing herself...are you? (13:05) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (18:16) Chrissie's Quizzie (21:35) Swan's Sweeping Statements (25:40) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s haircut debacle from yesterday is still continuing, we’re living off Jack’s voice memo he sent to Producer Tom in the moment and it’s still funny, particularly the part where he described the smell ruminating from his new barber, so get ready to enjoy that throughout the show. Plus we’re feeling for the high schoolers today because it turns out that 9 schools taught their students the wrong type of history for their Ancient History exam GASP (00:00) Things are looking up for Jack! (01:55) Mystic is off today (07:15) Sussan Ley called out Albo, but we just love her voice. Whose voice do you love? (16:25) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (21:00) Chrissie's Quizzie (26:15) They didn't learn about Julius Caesar...so Chrissie teaches us a history lesson (33:40) Chrissie's Mum vs Minis (36:36) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robert Irwin allegedly has a new girlfriend from within the DWTS community and she’s 19, which reminded us how young Bob is…21! Plus, Bieber reckons that even thinking about a woman is cheating…that’s gonna cut a lot of us out! (00:00) Biebs has got a different view on cheating (02:20) What's a demi-sexual? (03:20) Robert Irwin has a new fling? Does Terri know? (05:50) Well SOMBR that didn't go to plan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George Clooney has been asked about his affiliation and relationship to Ghislaine Maxwell after a recent expose reveals they may have had an encounter after all. Plus, we go through the haps overnight including VogueWorld and Love Island Aus is BACK! (00:00) George is not happy (02:05) Patti swan said what about Prince Andrew (03:30) Love Island Australia is Back and it's GREAT BrainrotSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After months of waiting (and reminders from Chrissie’s countdown, Chrissie’s cookbook, The Shortcut Queen is finally out for us all to purchase and have in our hot little hands, as well as the 80 recipes she’s pulled together for us all to enjoy. Get yours from all the good (and bad ;)) bookstores now. Plus, The Golden Bachelor and Love Island Australia have given us some absolute nuggets overnight and we MUST unpack them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seven years after her latest album was released, Lily Allen’s new album ‘West End Girl’ has been released and whilst it may have been written in 10 days, it ain’t holding back! Plus, Chrissie admits she was wrong after Katy Perry hard launched her new beau who she said a few weeks back was just a hoax…turns out Jack had it right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A snuggly pic has been shared of Justin and his wife Hailey Bieber alongside her Kendall Jenner, cementing herself as the ultimate third wheel! Jack and Chrissie are all about being the third wheel, because it’s just like the supplementary numbers in Oz Lotto, you come in at the end and you leave at the start, just the way we like it! Plus, Pedro Pascal allegedly turned down People’s 2025 Sexiest Man Alive , which got us thinking who else should get the top job?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Reid, A.K.A Aerospace engineer, A.K.A Entrepreneur owner of the most perfect croissants courtesy of Lune joins us in studio to talk about her trajectory from desperately wanting to work and be apart of the F1 world, to being the reason for many pastry hungry lines across the country. Plus, we find out what her memoir, Destination Moon has instore for us all. (00:00) A Patisserie superstar, Kate Reid is in our midst! (02:30) How do you go from F1 to Croissants? (04:45) What's the right way to eat a Croissant? (07:45) What's Ms Lune's go-to Croissant? (11:05) 'Destination Moon' - What can we expect? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We found out last week that when producer Tom was talking about onion rings, he was saying ‘ung-yin’ instead of ‘uh-nyn’, so naturally Chrissie and Jack had to call him out, but is it wrong to call people out on their mispronunciations of words or should we be letting them go along with their days? Plus, Miss Lune, Kate Reid drops by to tell us all exactly how we should be eating a croissant and what the next menu item from Lune we must order immediately is! (00:00) We're on the precipice of the weekend! (03:00) Say Gday, with your best OP Shop find? (08:35) Should you correct someone who mispronounces their words? (17:20) Chrissie's Flex or Flop? (20:45) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (25:40) Chrissie's Quizzie (30:55) The woman behind the life changing Lune croissants, Kate Reid! (37:00) We're still on it, Alan says we can't call people out (42:20) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, it’s a big call we know, but with Season 7 of ‘The Kardashians’ premiering for us in Australia last night, we’re so excited already for what’s to come. Jack took Chrissie through his favourite moments to see if we can get Chrissie over the line in watching it…finally!! (00:00) Chrissie's gone too far... (03:15) Peg might be ready for 'The Kardashians' (05:05) Kim's idea of co-parents with Kanye (06:06) Kourtney made a V important fashion discovery See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jelly Roll is the man of the moment (at the moment) and he's opened up about how cheating on his wife, made them a better couple. Plus, Chrissie and Jack commit to watch the Victoria Beckham doco (or at least one ep) over the weekend after she's appeared on the 'Call Her Daddy' podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the best in the bizz, Dakota Johnson has revealed her major red flag...men wearing flip flops. Chrissie said hers is adults who play video games, whilst Jack's is when people love their dog too much...what's yours? Plus, it's sweeping statement time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emma Roberts (fun fact, Julia Roberts’ niece!) has uploaded a video showcasing her taking her dolls (yes, her doll) clothes to the dry cleaners for a bit of a spruce up. Plus a blast from the past as Ben Simmon's sister has spilled a bit on that time when her brother dated Kendall Jenner. (00:00) Kim K is 45! (02:05) An aussie TikToker has sledged Kendall Jenner (03:15) Taylor Swift x Backstreet Boys?! (04:50) Emma Robert's keeps her dolls all dolled up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Farts are always funny, especially when a fight about farts has been broadcasted across The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Despite it being a strange thing to fight over, we want to know whether it’s caused a riff between you and someone. Plus, 6 7 has come up a bit recently and Chrissie’s extremely confused about it all - What is it? What’s its origin? How do you use it? (00:00) Give us 3 adjectives to describe your mood! (03:10) Mystic Chrissie is cranky today (06:55) Fart Fights! (15:40) Chrissie's Flex or Flop (18:25) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (23:20) Chrissie's Quizzie (28:25) What is 6-7? (36:55) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen Bell has attempted to make a loving anniversary post to husband Dax Shepherd but what we assume was an attempt to be different than anniversary posts alike, is really not okay. Plus, one of our own has been thrown under the bus in front of President Trump by another of our own! (00:00) Let's talk about Kristen Bell's Tone Deaf Post (03:00) Such as awkward moment for Kevin Rudd! (05:40) But Trump was worried about the mirror See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After the premiere last night on Channel 9 and 9Now, The Golden Bachelor is the talk of the town and we ALL sat down last night and watched the whole damn thing. So, we thought why not get one of the contestants, Bianca Dye on for a chat to find out what life is like in front of the camera, when you’ve been the one behind before. Plus, a Tiktoker has complained about attending a SOMBR concert - what’s the worst concert you’ve even been to? (00:00) Everyone's watching The Golden Bachelor! (01:30) Gratatuesday, a reminder that life is GOOD (05:30) J-Law fed bin food to Edward Cullen (09:30) We've got a Bachie contestant in the studio, Bianca Dye (16:40) Chrissie's Flex or Flop? (19:15) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (23:15) Chrissie's Quizzie (26:30) SOMBR is in all sorts...a Tiktoker has slammed his concert (31:50) What's the worst concert you've ever been to? (35:36) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Appearing on SNL over the weekend, Sabrina Carpenter has clapped back at the rumours swirling around. Plus, Post Malone’s Limo driver has decided to sue him 5 years after the incident in question. (00:00) What?! There's a boy Kardashian... (01:35) Well, he and Black Chyna might be getting back together? (02:38) Sab Cap hosted and performed on SNL! (03:55) Post's limo drivers wants a piece of the pie See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dua Lipa and her fiancee Callum Turner have revealed they met whilst reading the same book, joking that they were ‘on the same page.’ With everyone meeting online these days thanks (or no thanks) to hinge, tinder and the like, we wanted to find out if there was still a cute story somewhere out there! Plus, ahead of The Golden Bachelor premiering tonight on Channel 9 and 9Now we’ve got Sam Armytage in the studio to dish on the goss that goes behind the mansion walls. (00:00) They saw each other AH (After hours!!) (02:00) Have you ever taken something you shouldn't have? (06:25) Does anyone have a 'meet cute' anymore? Dua Lip & Fiancee Callum Turner do! (13:00) Chrissie's, Flex or Flop? (16:30) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (23:05) Chrissie's Quizzie (26:20) Sam Armytage is HERE (37:35) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.