Chrissie, Sam & Browny

The 2026 FIFA World Cup was on this morning and Spain came out victorious beating Argentina 1 - 0 in extra time. But we know Chrissie and Jack don’t actually care about the sport, they were more interested in the half time entertainment! Turns out Madonna & Shakira said yes, but the mic was not on as we suspect lip syncing was at play.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s walked in the office today and was fully prepared to pack her bags and go, because not only did she tell us that she accidentally texted her CEO not once, not twice but three times AND a missed call…on a Sunday morning. Plus, there’s a story swirling that’s about one of Chrissie’s favourite things…a marketplace drama!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s been some footage released of a DoorDash driver arriving to a house delivery in an American suburb, and it’s a miracle the food made it to the door after you hear what happened. Plus, Ariana Grande has changed the lyrics of her song ‘Thank You Next’ in her latest show on tour and we think we know what it means.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s made a big call in today’s show and that is that Gracie Abrams’ new album ‘Daughter From Hell’ will be the one sweeping up the awards at next year’s Grammys! She’s given us a full run down of the album throughout the show and it’s your one task for the weekend. Plus, Chrissie got another Japan story she needs to get off her chest (literally)!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lenny Kravitz’ has appeared on the cover of the latest edition of Men’s Health and revealed that the reason we see him exclusively in Leather or Denim is because that’s exactly what he wears…ALL THE TIME! Plus, The Odyssey is finally in cinemas today and Jack’s made a big call…It may be the movie of the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie has come back from her 2nd trip to Japan and tells the story of what happened when she went to buy some snacks for the train at a Japanese Train Station. To make things worse, she’s brought in props just to show you *exactly* what happened. Plus, we’re BACK ready to get controversial with Sweeping Statements.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've been absolutely itching to get any info about Taylor and Travis' wedding recently. Thankfully we've now got insider information on what the wedding looked like!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we're discussing a quite 'explosive' issue that has been occurring at Taco Bell recently! Seems as though their lettuce is under scrutiny. Plus, when has your dog absolutely had your back? This brave pack of dogs have just saved a woman from an extremely scary situation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And we absolutely mean HEATED! He tried to burn his own photo in retaliation to being followed. Plus, Charlie XCX has come out and declared that we are now officially on an anti-marketing trend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been 10 days since the wedding and we have yet to see any photos of our queen! Chrissie definitely speaks for all the Swifties and Swiftocrats out there when she says that we feel left out. Plus we've discovered a new secret flavour of Diet Coke!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve come across the Actors on Actors interview between friends cast alum Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow and we’re obsessed. Chrissie reveals that given the chance to be anyone from the Friends cast, she would choose to be Lisa Kudrow. We reminisce over some of their fave moments which in some cases happen to be bloopers, which gets us wondering if we should release some of our won?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We say it often but Chrissie and Jack’s relationship is one that transcends both age and sexuality and with that age difference, comes a segment we love, Old Dog vs New Dog! One brings the other something they would like to educate them on, whether that be a person, the lore on a celeb story or even genre of music!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Despite getting very opinionated with Sweeping Statements each week, somehow we’ve still got more left to risk! Chrissie’s got strong thoughts on the best lollie in Aus, while Jack is passionate about toilet paper??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Bucket list guest for Chrissie was Jay Shetty and today we’re delving back into their conversation because it was just too good. And whilst the next two may be mates of the show, they’re always on our bucket list to chat to, it’s Sarah Abo and Sam Pang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allow us to add to your screen time with a run down of our current online obsessions and what’s showing up on our algorithm that SHOULD be showing up on yours!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning: make sure you’ve already had your lunch when you listen to this one, because it could get you squirming. We find out what weird and whacky things you’ve all eaten or perhaps what vitamins you’re talking to correct it! Plus, what’s the best hangover cure?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s too much to watch and listen to sometimes, so we’ve got a wrap up of our review of what Chrissie and Jack have consumed recently. Jack get’s honest with his review of ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, so does Chrissie with her thoughts of ‘Michael’ but together they both can agree of Kylie’s new doco. Plus, what happens when we use AI to turn our texts into a song??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack often coin Thursday the best day of the week… perhaps it’s because it’s one day out of the weekend or perhaps they’re just excited to get opinionated with their Sweeping Statements! So why not, look back at some of our most controversial this year?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucky for us, we get to speak to some pretty exciting people. So today, we thought we’d give you a mash up of some of our best chats with some of your fave people you see on the screen! Georgie Tunny stops by to tell us about her new book ‘Over To You’, Lisa Wilkinson’s got a new book for you too and Richard Marx gives us perhaps one of the best chats in a while!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love Chaotic Chrissie and today we’re bringing you some of her best moments. Chrissie tells us about her innocent injury that’s causing her a bit of grief. Plus, she’s found a new way of life that she thinks she can reaalllyy get around, do you think you get on board with the’NonnaMaxxing’ lifestyle?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When rumours swirled about Anok Yai peeing in her Met Gala jumpsuit, she had to jump in and set the story straight…it wasn’t her! So, we’re asking YOU what rumour have you heard about yourself? Plus, speaking of getting things wrong, has the Doc got it wrong before?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling it now, Sienna Spiro will be on everyone’s Must See Artist lists in a year (or less, tbh)! Fresh off her song in one of the biggest films of the year ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, Sienna and Chrissie sit down to chat about Tokyo, how Sienna’s parents inspired her music and her upcoming tour. Plus, we get Sienna’s opinion in ’Tight 5’ where she reveals she falls asleep to what??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having her old Chrissie & Jane pal, Jane Hall back on the show Chrissie has been reminiscing on their time together and what they used to have written on the whiteboard, back 14 years ago. But today, Chrissie’s gotten the last laugh with a joke that’s been running for just as long in their new segment ‘Don’t Laugh.’ Plus, Meghan Trainor has revealed A LOT about what’s been going on in her life recently and it’s got the girls giggling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jane admit they used to watch ‘Farmer Wants A Wife’ back in it’s old days but Chrissie’s jumped on board the new season and has brought us some very awkward audio that we all MUST enjoy. Plus, how has T-Pain been brought back into the spotlight by Doordash??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s recent episode of SBS’ ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ brought out some wild stories from Chrissie’s family tree and after Jane streamed the episode herself, she has some thoughts she wants to bring to our attention. Plus, what will Jane’s Sweeping Statement be??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re talking, Katie Price and in a surprise to everyone, that’s someone Jane knows! Katie has released a trailer for her upcoming doco that’s set to be released later on in the year. Plus, Daryl Braithwaite has announced that he won’t be touring anymore…which prompted Chrissie and Jane to relive the times they were in his presence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie put the call out when she knew Jane was coming back to the airwaves to play with her, that if anyone could remember some of the segments that they used to have on Chrissie & Jane to slide in and let them know. And as it turns out, some of you remember ‘How Very Dare You!’ which is exactly what they bring to you today. Plus, Jane’s got a Halls Crack.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Day 2 of The Chrissie Swan Show with Jane Hall and it’s safe to say, they’ve really hit their stride because today, we let them…sing like Nuns. After reminicising on their days of live radio, we’ve gotten some feedback to bring back an old segment of theirs back, singing modern songs like the voice of a nun. Plus, we found out Jane’s care factor on a few things.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hailey Bieber has pulled on her celeb clout and posed for Kim Kardashian’s new line of everyday cotton Skims, which reminded Chrissie that she used to have a bra line and somehow ended up as the model. Plus, Olivia Rodrigo has announced she’s pulled together an all gals line up for a new festival ‘Daisy Chains’.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meghan Markle has posted what Chrissie and Jane have deemed an ‘insufferable’ post, to which Chrissie then reveals that Meghan’s very own Netflix show made her throw a kitchen-aid attachment to the wall. Plus, Anne Hathaway has got some news for us all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Jack still living his best Euro Summer life for another week, Chrissie’s really called in the big guns this week and phoned in a friend, it’s Jane Hall! Seeing as they’ve had some time off, it’s only fair that Chrissie might need to bring Jane back up to speed because it turns out she may not know who Harry Styles is, hasn’t heard an Olivia Rodrigo tune and vows to never watch MAFS. Plus, Jane reveals what Aussie actor she made a pass at!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time to go…Dave Thornton! For the last time this week, Dave is still in the co-pilots seat and for his send off, we dedicate Chrissie’s Correspondence all to Dave and find out what you really thought of our guest host. Plus, with Dave no longer in the seat, Chrissie needs a new co-pilot…who could it be???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charli XCX has given us a taste of what her third single sounds like as she braced the most recent cover of Rolling Stone. Plus, with Jack away for a 2nd week, we reveal who our next guest host is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Thornton has stuck around for Thursdee on The Chrissie Swan Show, which means he’s got to get controversial…because it’s sweeping statement time! But before we let him be the shock jock he’s always wanted to be, Dave reveals a story from that time he was flown to Aspen Colorado to perform for an 80th Birthday of a Billionaire. Yes, you read that right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Footage has come to light of an uber delivery driver in Melbourne who erupted when he saw a Golden Retriever come to the door. Plus, has Harry Styles just given the best performance he ever has? We think maybe…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our co-host Dave Thornton is still here and we’re very glad because today she’s brought us a cracker of a story! Yesterday, Dave got the chance to jump on the Cheap Seats panel and turns out you bump into some pretty fancy people in the green room. None of them come fancier than our very own PM and Dave tells the story of their interaction, right down to the sledge he gave fellow comedian (and friend of the show) Dave Hughes! Plus, Jelly Roll & Bunny XO have filed for divorce and we want to know the deets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another day, another show which means Chrissie’s got some more Olivia Rodrigo content for us all and she’s given a challenge to her co-host this week and it’s a simple task…listen to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’… will he do it? Plus, we’re getting a new Shrek!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s quickly becoming a quickly thing, Chrissie coming in with a new gadget, creator or way of life that she’s been INFLUENCED by, thanks to her ever changing algorithm. Today, she’s excited with her new chopping board purchase and claims that will bring about a whole new sense of order to her life…watch this space. Plus, Chrissie’s given us her honest review of Olivia Rodrigo’s new album!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam Smith has given us a tease of what we can expect from their dulcet tones with a single announcement, ‘My Guy’ out June 24. Plus, Robert Irwin has teamed up with the lab collective to give us another iconic Aussie collaboration that is sure to make some of our tradies happy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie can’t remember the last time she watched something with a ball, but lucky for her, our new co-host this week, Dave Thornton has and did so a couple times over the weekend, watching both the Socceroos and New York Knicks get up! Plus, Tyra Banks is taking on a big new challenge in suing a giant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hollywood Jack is off tramping around Europe so we’ve called in a favour to one of Chrissie’s oldest mates, Dave Thornton and asked him to step into the co-pilot seat for the whole week! Chrissie and Dave take us through their weekends (and we ask how your’s were), Chrissie tells us a new ‘Today Years Old’ and Dave bring some sport into the mix!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s episode of SBS’ ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ Aired on Tuesday this week, so we thought we’d revisit what she found out about her family and heritage, turns out things got pretty emotional, but it wasn’t all tears! Plus, our mate and Jack’s stand in Funcle (Fun Uncle), Sam Pang is here to tell us about the glamorous life of a Star now that he’s dipped his toe into the acting world. We also put him to the test to find out his true colours when he meets the ‘Magic Buzzer’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.