Chrissie, Sam & Browny

Can you have a chat with us without saying 'like'? We give it a go! Plus, what would you rate yourself?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favourite segment and yours...unload, tell us your unpopular opinion! Chrissie's giving us her stance on the ONLY thing you should be listening to music in your ears with, while Jack's got some thoughts on advertising. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's all about The Shortcut Queen today! We're taking a look back at the task Jack gave Chrissie at the beginning of the year, to 'serve a look.' Chrissie's swapping out the activewear and living up to the task!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're asking the big questions today...is Slipknot the Greatest Band? or have you followed in Chappel Roan's footsteps and changed your name? Plus, Chrissie walks us through her wearable speaker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome take a seat, we'll make you a coffee! We look back at the time Chrissie came home to an extremely messy house (particularly, the kitchen) and had to tell them a ridiculous threat to ensure it would never happen again, i.e She's going to a hotel! Plus, do you have to put up with any disgusting hygiene practices from someone you live with? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie's counting down the hours until 7pm tonight, because she's finally getting her Taylor fix with NEW content, a docu series look behind the curtain of her Era's Tour Show on Disney+. Plus, Can Amanda Seyfried really ask Sydney Sweeney if she's had work done?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The sad day has come, our last show on air for 2025 is today, so we're going out with a BANG! Been a longtime listener but never called? We've got something for you! Got a story about the best gift you've EVER given? We want to hear it! Plus, find out what Tom actually said to cause Jack's laughing fit, so stick around for that. 00:00 - Chrissie's is ditching Christmas 01:30 - Say G'Day - Are you ditching Christmas? 05:10 - The best gift we've EVER given 08:13 - What's yours?! 12:49 - Taylor said Mirrowball one of her top 5 songs, so let's play it! 14:46 - Chrissie's Quizzie 20:18 - Long time listener, first time caller? 24:51 - Chrissie's CorrespondenceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie's injury that was brewing yesterday has well and truly arrived today, so much so that she's brought in a cane with her. We find out how she got it, whether or not despite the ailment Mystic still has her visions and off the back of Emma Thompson being the darling that she is (and her role as Nanny McPhee), we want to know if you've ever had a Nanny that changed your life. 00:00 - Chrissie's Injury is still here 01:24 - Mystic Chrissie 05:02 - Emma Thompson as Nanny McPhee 08:14 - Have you had a Nanny that changed you're life? 12:35 - 'Swear at me Jacob Elordi' 17:07- Now Chrissie's got Donna worried about her injury 17:39 - Chrissie's Quizzie 21:06 - So how'd she get it? 24:18 - Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After In-n-Out have revealed they’re leaving ’67’ out of their ticketing system, we decided to collate a list of things we’re leaving in 2025. First up on the list is fake celebrity couples posing for PR or a new movie, Megan adds her husband to the list! Plus, it’s the last time this year to get your sweeping statement off your chest! 00:00 - We had Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch 01:11 - There's a new Taylor Trail-or 05:50 - In-n-out are getting rid of '67' next year... 09:06- So, what should we leave in 2025? 12:12 - We're still thinking about the food & cocktails 13:01 - Chrissie's Quizzie 18:49 - Swan's Sweeping Statements 21:45 - Get yours off your chest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack have decided that next year’s MET Gala has the BEST line up, with Beyonce, Nicole Kidman and Venus Williams joining Anna Wintour as co-chairs of the 2026 MET Gala. Plus, there’s some docos and trailers coming our way, starting tomorrow with Taylor Swift, and next march is Billie Eilish’s turn.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donna Hay has a new book, 'Sunshine, Lemons & Sea Salt' for us all to enjoy yet another of her marvellous creations. What started out as Jack admiring the lemons on her new book, turned into a chat about how Chrissie didn't know how to wee outside...Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re 3 more shows away from the end of the year for The Chrissie Swan Show and I think today, it’s starting to show, because we’ve got a BIIGGG case of the giggles. With the show coming to an end, we’ve got lots of things to do, so we’ve swapped out the journal for the to do list. Plus, we’re hoping the haters don’t come for us after we made a pretty BIIIGG statement about Tom Cruise vs Leonardo DiCaprio. 00:00 - Chrissie's making a mix-tape 01:55 - To Do List Tuesday 05:59 - Chrissie's hurt herself, how? She doesn't know! 09:24 - Ever had a Mysterious injury? 13:19 - LA has the worst fashion! 16:40 - Jack's lost the plot 18:00 - Chrissie's Quizzie 23:38 - Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch 25:32 - Now Tyra Banks has lost it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bout of appendicitis took Sarah out last year right before her carol hosting duties were set to commence, so this year she’s back with a vengeance and in the same dress, we love a savvy queen. Plus, we grill her dance moves after Jack noticed she had her ‘paws up’ last week with one of Gaga’s own dancers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barnaby Joyce has confirmed he’s moving to One Nation following weeks of speculation and we think it’s got something to do with the steak Pauline Hanson cooked for him on the sandwich press. So much so, Jack reckons we should all try it for lunch. Plus, we go through our uber rating and these two couldn’t be more different. 00:00 - It's hectic this week 00:59 - How busy is your week? 04:27 - Pauline pressed the Steak and it worked! 06:42- When did the meal work? 12:40 - We're all over the place 14:02 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:21 - What's your Top 5 Taylor songs? 22:00 - Our Uber Summary 26:19 - Chrissie's Chrissie LunchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Winslet has called out ‘terrifying’ cosmetic procedures, but Chrissie and Jack have differing opinions on this one. Plus, Martha Stewart has revealed her unconventional end-of-life plan…and we have some questions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night during a doom scroll session, Chrissie was convinced that a instagram story she saw had to be AI. Looking through her stories, she noticed fellow colleague and number one fan of the show, Gianluca on a FaceTime with his dad and girlfriend which is nothing out of the ordinary, but then a backflipping Benson Boone appeared. Spoiler, it wasn’t AI so we MUST chat about it. Plus, Kanye calls Kim’s Paris robbery experience was a hoax! 00:00 - Chrissie is LATE! 00:54 - Can you Guess Chrissie's Spotify wrapped genre? 05:56 - Gian got a FT from Benson! 09:20 - Did you get a famous facetime? 13:30 - Margot defends her Heathcliffe! 16:14 - Get ready for this throwback 18:06 - Chrissie's Quizzie 22:51 - Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch 25:20 - Ye says Kim K is a LIARSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good friend of the show, Rob Mills stopped in to tell us about his new upcoming gig, his love of Cricket and his newest hyperfixation, rallying the troops to get a fast train from Melbourne to Sydney organised so he can avoid the airport stress and reduce his door to door time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What started out as a chat about how a man got out of paying for his airport parking, turned into a full on pile on on people who are named Corey…the man who wouldn’t pay for his parking, Corey Worthington (Aussie Icon & Party Thrower) and Corey Gamble, Kris Jenner’s shady boyfriend. So, we opened up the phone lines to see whether it’s just us or whether all Corey’s really are naughty. Plus, can you change your kids birthday, if it’s too close to Xmas? 00:00 - IT'S HOT 01:20 - We're calling it...Corey's are NAUGHTY 03:46 - Do you know a Naughty Corey? 07:49 - Can you change your kids bday? 12:45 - Is it Spotify UnWrapped or Wrapped? 14:53 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:38 - Our Sweeping Statements 20:09 - What's your Sweeping Statement? 24:57 - Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch 26:56 - We're big Ricki-Lee Fans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The biggest case of the year, The Mushroom Lady, is something both Chrissie and Jack are OBSSESSED with. So when Stan’s doco series, ‘Revealed: Death Cap Murders’ started unpacking the woman behind the story, Chrissie and Jack were all over it. With the next instalments of the series headed our way on Sunday, we chatted to Director, Gil Marsden on what it was like to live in Gippsland for 12 months, what he deciphered from Erin’s demeanour in and out of the court room and what’s next for both Erin and the doco!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie shared a recent story which got her thinking, ‘How has it come to this?’ which Jack is absolutely horrified about. But Chrissie can’t be the only one who’s found themselves in the situation before..turns out Claire has had to use a plastic bag as a toilet and Kylie’s snuck wine in her kid’s water bottle to a school function. Plus, the real John Fox (not to be confused with Chrissie’s cat) does remember Chrissie! 00:00 - Boomers are the happiest generation 01:53 - Mystic Chrissie 06:17 - Rhys and Joel's Family Christmas 11:48 - Miley Cyrus is engaged! 16:24 - It's that time of year 17:34 - Chrissie's Quizzie 20:36 - Chrissie cannot believe it's come to this 24:07 - How has it come to this? 29:14 - Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch 31:25 - Passing judgement on Taylor SwiftSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie's Vice Principal at school was a strong, 'scary' man named John Fox. A teacher who she admired so much, she named her cat exactly that, John Fox, only ever to be referred to as his full name. We tracked down the real John Fox to one, see if he still remembers Chrissie and two, is it weird a former student named their pet after him?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s cat has a very specific name and it must be pronounced in full, John Fox. Now the name John Fox, we think is unusual for a cat, let alone a pet in general. So, we’ve decided to the get the thoughts of the masses, or rather whether anyone else has got another bonkers pet name for themselves. Plus, do we finally have the name of the next James Bond? Or is it just another rumour? 00:00 - Chrissie's switched up her morning routine 01:29 - What are we grateful for today? 05:11 - It's John Fox! 09:13 - Does your pet have a full or last name? 13:54 - Millie Bobby Brown's new name 18:00 - The OG Apple Alarm is triggering! 19:55 - Chrissie's Quizzie: We've got Gaga Tickets! 24:24 - Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch 27:22 - Put a Sockoli in it Barbara Broccoli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reality TV Fave, Cookbook King and Social Media Sunshine, Mr Khanh Ong is in the studio to bring everyone’s attention to little pots of heaven, Sensations Stock Pots! Plus, we find out what it’s like to be an influencer, if he saw an Irwin in real life at the Irwin Gala on the weekend and suss out what’s right or wrong with Khanh Ong in the kitchen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

American Influencer James Charles is in Australia at the moment, and after locals gave their recommendations, James headed to Bunnings in QLD to try a snag for himself and found the whole ordeal strange but a 10/10 Aussie experience. Just like James, is there something that our International visitors can’t quite get their heads around? Plus, it’s that time of year where those of us who have chionoandrohobia bunker up inside, turn the Hallmark Xmas movies off and avoid all mention of…Snowmen. Yes, there are people who are scared of snowmen. 00:00 - There were 20 boys at Chrissie's house... 02:25 - Say Gday 06:38 - A Bunnings Snag has blown Jack Charles away 09:52 - What's an Aussie thing that's blown your mind? 13:48 - Ed tells us how he feels about Taylor's engagement! 17:58 - The 20 boys caused some chaos 20:30 - Chrissie's Quizzie 25:13 - People have phobia's of...Snowmen 27:38 - Do you have an unusual phobia? 32:20 - Chrissie's Chrissie Lunch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Brother is in its final week, with the most recent evictee from the house being Holly. We chat to her about her relationship with Coco, whether or not she got special treatment in the house and what she really thinks about Colin’s farting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack brings us a jar opening hack that Chrissie’s sees right through, so decides it would be best if we ask you for the best home hack you’ve heard or tried and tested and let’s just say…we got more than we bargained for! Chrissie’s mum, Patti is back again with another one for ‘The Name Game’, can you guess who she’s talking about? 00:00 - Peg's going to high school! 02:12 - What's your best memory from Year 6? 07:32 - Jack's got a jar hack...but it does it work? 11:16 - What's your home hack? 16:25 - We've got new Ed! 17:59 - Chrissie's Quizzie 20:21 - It's The Name Game 22:58 - What Correspondence have we got this week? 27:06 - Chrissie's Favourite Things See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz seem to be feeling the fire on their romance rumours with yet another romantic stroll in Rome. Plus, closer to home, Lewis Capaldi has touched down on Aussie soil ahead of his upcoming tour and Chrissie’s got a message for all the fans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s found a video of a woman who went to the supermarket with her human baby and her fur baby in tow and upon arriving home with the shopping and the human baby still aside, she realised she’d forgotten her fur baby! Chrissie admitted she forgot her baby once, while Aaron literally folded up in the pram. Plus, Chrissie’s got a sweeping statement that’s sending someone to hell if you disagree. 00:00 - We've got our Aus Music shirts! 02:01 - Jack's fav aus songs (unheard by most) 07:54 - A woman left her baby behind! 11:45 - So, where'd you leave the baby? 15:31 - What's Jack's music t-shirt? 17:07 - Chrissie's Quizzie 20:03 - Don't mess with Chrissie's Sweeping Statement today 23:26 - What's yours? 27:31 - Chrissie's Favourite ThingsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Millie Bobby Brown has dished on the entertainment at her wedding revealing Raye sand a Frank Sinatra song and she and her husband Jake, performed a choreographed dance routine. Plus, Jessie J’s new album is almost here and if it’s anything like her listening party, we’re about to hear a lot more about her relationship with Channing Tatum.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were shocked to learn that JLo has been engaged 6 times, which means 6 rings, which also means what the heck has she done with all of those rings?! We debated whether or not the proposer or proposee has the right to the ring and what they should do with it if doesn’t work out and Chrissie & Jack have got debating views on this one. Plus, Chrissie’s going to take us through her random pile of screenshots, because well, why does she have so many? 00:00 - Chrissie's new $10 jacket 02:08 - Mystic Chrissie 05:41 - JLo's had 6 engagement rings...what has she done with them? 10:25 - What do you do with the engagement ring? 14:46 - Chrissies Favourite Things 17:03 - She's got new specsss 19:17 - Chrissies Quizzie 23:09 - Chrissie's unhinged, screenshot edition 26:55 - Do you have unhinged screenshots?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A decade after his sister Bindi walked away with the Dancing with the Stars US title, Robert has done it himself and with an injury no less.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

00:00 - Famous couples we forgot about,,, 04:13 - Good Charlotte on air part 1 08:42 - Good Charlotte on air part 2 12:49 - Clickbait - Chrissie's kids stole what?! 15:30 - Chrissie and Jack get psychic readings 21:55 - Thoughts on "Darl"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The lovely Dave Thornton joined us in the studio to chat about the Aussie accent, Scottish taxidermists and Dutch lineage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s been a little quiet lately and now we know why! Childish Gaminbo has revealed that during the middle of his most recent tour, he’s suffered a stroke and is urging us all to remember that we’ve got one life, so live it well. Plus, Kevin Spacey is homeless?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Schoolies is starting this week and while we’ve heard of toolies heading to Schoolies, we’ve never heard of Moolies! Moolies are the mums of the school kids who are spending a week celebrating their own triumph of their child finishing school…at the same place as their kids. We’re not sure about it so we need you to explain. Plus, Chrissie’s favourite things are back, which means we’re in for a full week of Chrissie telling us all about her very own Disneyland…aka Officeworks! (00:00) - Chrissie's new favourite saying (02:19) - Have you got a favourite quote? (06:35) - What's a Moolie? (11:00) - Are you a Moolie? Or a Toolie? (17:17) - Bennifer is back on (18:51) - Chrissie's Quizzie (23:36) - BOM Rebrands...it cost how much?! (29:58) - Chrissie's Favourite ThingsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack discuss what their weekend plans are and it seems like there’s not much on, but Chrissie says otherwise because her daughter Peg has decided she wants to rearrange her bedroom and Chrissie is beside herself with excitement. But, TODAY is THE day that we call our winner of our Watch & Win with Big Brother and we’re sending someone to the Gold Coast to see a live eviction for themselves. (00:00) - It's time to go... 01:40 - What's on for the weekend? 06:39 - Chrissie's FINALLY rearranging Peg's room 11:32 - Who's going to the GC for a Live Evicition? 14:12 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:29 - Chrissie's Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That’s right, we’ve got the OG voice of Big Brother, Mike Goldman in the house to give us an insight into what it was like to get the call up again and what his day to day looks like once he said yes. Plus, we test his knowledge on how well he can remember past BB housemates with a game we’re calling ‘Whose voice, Mike?’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s parasocial relationship with Jacob Elordi is being tested because a photo of his handwriting has been revealed and it’s just not it, he really should learn to write with his hands or renounce your pen license sir! Plus, Britney’s up to no good yet again and we’re concerned we’re on the verge of another Britney moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A discussion has erupted after Bruce from Big Brother had a conversation with fellow housemate Coco about where they look when they look at someone and we just had to go around and ask the office what the verdict is and safe to say some of the team shocked us! Plus, we need to know what you absolutely have to take to the grave? Is there a secret that absolutely can’t see the light off day? (00:00) Chrissie's late, but for a very good reason! (00:56) A code of secrets has been broken 05:24 - What secret are you taking to the grave? 10:45 - Watch & Win the last $1,000 with Big Brother! 13:51 - Do you look people in the pupils? 15:00 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:52 - We're sweeping 20:18 - What's your sweeping statement? 25:51 - Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patti Newton supposedly has got a new beau because she’s been papped, do we believe it though? Plus, Zach Bryan has announced he’s 2 months sober and we think it could be a good thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has made us laugh after she revealing just how nervous she was when speaking at the UN, but we’ve got some suggestions for how she really could have disarmed the audience. Plus, Chrissie knows that when she brings her chaotic stories to the studio, you only need 3 signatures for a psych admission. Luckily for her, she’s got 4 producers in her team at the ready for the story she brings to us today… (00:00) - Can we say 'Quiet Piggy' to everyone now? (01:47) - Mystic Chrissie's got new specs...are the visions clearer? (06:07) - Parasocial is the word of the year! (10:27) - Do you have a parasocial relationship? (15:41) - Give us the BB codeword! (16:51) - The ARIAs are starting (18:09) - Chrissie's Quizzie (21:53) - Does she need 3 signatures? (28:34) - The Name Game w Patti Swan (30:53) - Chrissie's Creatures Of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has spoken at the UN, but all we can fixate on is how nervous she was. Plus, Elon musk has fired back at Billie Eilish so let’s unpack that shall we?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.