Kate, Tim & Marty

Ricki’s found the ultimate guide on how to rage-bait men and, surprise, Blackers didn’t cope well. We crack open the mailbag after our “douche de leche” clip went nuts online, with Ricki reading some of the sassiest comments she’s ever copped. Adults are now sucking on pacifiers (yep, that’s a thing), and Joel celebrated his birthday the only way he knows how — at the gym. Plus, what everyday items should you ditch? An influencer says TVs, microwaves and even downlights. And finally, the dictionary has added new words like “skibidi”… because apparently English wasn’t confusing enough already.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee dove headfirst into the comments section after our “douche de leche” video went viral — 13 million views and a gaggle of spicy opinions later, the internet had thoughts. Spanish speakers were offended, Chileans called it manjar, and one legend just applauded the confidence. Ricki defended herself with Google phonetics prep, but let’s be honest… it still wasn’t great. Then came Brendan’s cruise ship horror story involving cocktails, fire, melted shorts and his poor groin — absolute chaos. And to top it off, Ricki’s Taylor Swift Super Bowl theory just got major backing online, with Swifties linking sourdough bread, mascots and Easter eggs to Levi’s Stadium in 2026.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you’ve ever wanted to wind up a bloke for sport, Ricki’s found the ultimate cheat sheet. Forget hormones, forget logic, this is straight-up ragebait 101. Lines like “What sport would you play if you were athletic?” or “You look like you read with your finger” had the guys squirming in their seats. Joel copped it with a cheeky “pixie cut” sledge, Blackers defended his height with everything he had, and Ricki was living for every triggered reaction. It’s petty, it’s brutal, and it’s bloody hilarious.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we farewell Smallzy after a whopping 23 years on Australia’s top nights show, and he spills the tea on how ‘Smallzy’s Surgery’ got its name. Ricki’s cooked up a wild theory linking Taylor Swift to the 2026 Super Bowl, and you might just believe her. Someone’s flogging life-size cutouts of Joel online (and honestly, we have questions). We dig into the juicy new Kanye West documentary, and in the Glossys, Daniel Ricciardo’s looking a little more “dad bod” than “F1 bod.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know it's New Music Friday, but we didn't think we were going to get BRAND NEW music from our very own gorgeous girl! Listen to the FRESH new song right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift fans, brace yourselves — Ricki reckons she’s cracked the code. After binging the Kelce brothers’ podcast, she’s convinced Tay-Tay’s secretly gearing up for the 2026 Super Bowl. The “evidence”? NFL suddenly posting her everywhere, cryptic “47” mentions, and a cheeky Easter egg linking her tour stop to the big game’s stadium. Throw in a new album drop right before halftime and… well, Ricki’s ready to put money on it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor’s dropping Easter eggs and Tim’s acting like a Swiftie detective, Ricki’s found a video that sums up exactly how she orders at a restaurant, and we learn tomatoes are apparently bisexual… so what else is? In the Glossys, we’ve got stupid injuries—including the bloke with the world’s biggest peen hurting himself—and New York officially lets you call your dog family. Then, Jessica Mauboy swings by for Quick Draw and the Yass, Jessica energy is off the charts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica Mauboy pops in for Quick Draw, dishes on life as a new mum, writing While I Got Time just two months after giving birth, and why she needs grit and “stank face” in her music. There’s talk of a future Ricki-Lee–Jess arena tour, a jungle-rock Running Back, and a nail-biter Quick Draw match where Yass, Jessica is back in full force.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leo thinks he’s 32, Zoe Kravitz once destroyed Taylor Swift’s bathroom saving a pet snake, Liam Hemsworth might be engaged, and Rihanna’s rocking a $115 hoodie with $230k worth of diamonds — casual. Here are today's Glossys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you missed it, Taylor Swift finally broke her no-podcast rule and sat down for a two-hour chat with Travis and Jason Kelce and yep, Tim’s across all the Easter eggs. From the Statue of Liberty colour scheme to perfectly timed outfit changes, he’s cracked the Swift code like a pro. We even hear Taylor tell the moment she got her music back, and it’s pure goosebumps. Honestly, Tim could teach a uni course on Taylorology at this point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about Prime Minister Albanese’s confirmation that Australia will recognise Palestine as a state (with conditions) and what, if any, difference that will make to the people of Palestine or Israel. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re talking loo laws, betch because someone’s actually made a toilet for couples. Yes, a real-life version of that old 90s SNL skit. Then it’s pronunciation police time, as an influencer butchers “Dulce De Leche” so badly it should be illegal. In the Glossys, we’ve got Travis, Taylor, Tony Abbott, and Leo making headlines. We debate the true etiquette of hotel checkout times, celebrate Pamela Anderson’s new pickle brand, and finish with a wild “rocks off” story — a NASA intern literally stole pieces of the moon for a cheeky session.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve figured out the ultimate “you’re old” test — and it happens in hotels. If you’re still lining up at reception to check out, handing over your key like it’s 1998, it’s a dead giveaway. The rest of us just ghost the place — key in the room, express checkout, TV checkout, done. Even some housekeepers called in to say they’d prefer you tell them, but sorry, we’re keeping that extra hour of our day. So… are you a hotel ghoster or a front desk sticker?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Kelce is out here being the ultimate plus-one for Taylor Swift, but the real Swiftie moment is Google’s new orange confetti Easter egg. Meanwhile, Tony Abbott’s holding boom gates in a Sydney car park like some kind of parking vigilante, and Leonardo DiCaprio gets stopped and searched outside a party in Ibiza… yep, even Leo gets told “not tonight, mate.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift’s dropping a brand-new album in October, and we’ve already cleared our playlists. Ricki’s been busy critiquing how Tim and Joel walk after seeing a New Yorker roast strangers in the street. A student’s taken petty to bridal levels by making an entire wedding dress out of divorce papers. We ask: what did you do drunk that changed your life? — one listener’s answer was so wild it changed their entire sexuality. And Guy Sebastian pops in smelling incredible and spilling on his new album, old World Idol mates, and why his son might be the next big thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy Sebastian joined us in the studio smelling like a million bucks — literally, because his new fragrance is inspired by his dad (and thankfully not by talcum powder and Cascade Draught, which Chemist Warehouse once suggested). We talk about the sentimental story behind the scent, his new album 100 Times Around the Sun, and the big-name singers he roped in to make it sound like honey. Plus, Guy spills on hanging with Kelly Clarkson back in the World Idol days, almost quitting music to fish in Palm Beach, and why his 11-year-old son might be the next Sebastian to watchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snoop Dogg’s been locked in to headline the AFL Grand Final, and while we’re pumped, we’re also wondering if it’s time we saw an Aussie act take the stage again. Over in the celebrity world, J.Lo brushed off a giant cricket mid-performance like it was nothing (revenge body intact), Olivia Rodrigo’s sparked engagement rumours with a rock the size of a Tim Tam, and Cristiano Ronaldo’s fiancée is flaunting some serious bling of her own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show serves up some piping hot nuggets – and not just the Maccas kind. We kick off with the juiciest McDonald’s hacks you’ll wish you’d known years ago, before meeting a British woman who went overseas and acted like she was on a permanent episode of Border Security. Tim’s stuck in a loop thanks to the Morning Fresh jingle, Joel has a story so wild it’ll make you question your family tree, and Ricki dives into a 1913 relationship advice guide that proves chivalry might not be dead, but it was definitely… different.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bailey Smith and Tammy Hembrow are the hot new Aussie pairing, Emma Thompson revealed Donald Trump once tried to take her on a date, Jimmy Kimmel might be swapping Hollywood for Europe, and Beyoncé just spoiled her Cowboy Carter crew with Louis Vuitton luggage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve cracked the Macca’s code, betch. Forget paying $5.30 for three nuggets—order a McChicken patty for around $2–$3 and get even more chicken. Want a McFeast when it’s off the menu? Quarter Pounder + lettuce, tomato, and McChicken sauce = sorted. Our listeners are out here bringing their own cheese to save coin, and Ricki has issued an urgent PSA: stop what you’re doing and get the Big Arch immediately. She swears it’s so good it nearly brought her to tears.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our newsreader Michelle spills about the time she dated Patrick Brammall (yes, really). We jump in the time machine to 2007 and revisit Maxim’s “Most Unsexiest” list – spoiler, the glow-ups are real. In the Glossys, J-Lo cops a bizarre snub from Chanel. Plus, science now says having a bitch with your mates is actually good for your health… so technically, we’re all just doing self-care.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

According to new research from the University of California, bitching with your mates is basically therapy your body loves. When women vent to each other, it’s not just letting off steam – it actually lowers cortisol, reduces heart rate, and chills your whole system out. So next time you’re catching up for a gossip, just tell everyone you’re “biologically regulating.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our very own newsreader Michelle casually dropped the bomb that she went to her high school formal with Patrick Brammall. Yes — Colin From Accounts Patrick Brammall. Turns out teenage Patrick was an emo Catholic school boy in a choker, and Michelle was rocking the black hair and goth vibes from her acting circle days. They even ran into each other years later and shared that “should we get closure?” look. Now the big question: will Michelle be his date to the Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere… and can we all come as her plus-ones?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got robots doing cartwheels, cockatoos with 30 dance moves, and Karl Stefanovic getting grilled on his all-time favourite cohost. In the Glossys: Hamilton hits cinemas, Miley teases a Hannah comeback, Lizzo drops a cheeky track, and Karl plays a fiery round of Quick Draw. Also—public servants just lost their free flight upgrades (sorry, Albo).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karl Stefanovic came in hot for Quick Draw, but before we even got to the buzzer—Ricki-Lee put him on the spot with the ultimate Today Show question: Who’s your favourite cohost of all time? His answer? Chaotic. Unexpected. Possibly a career-ending move. Then we played Quick Draw and, look, Karl came to win… but was he too cocky too early? Get ready for some major ego, banter, and a shoutout to a very specific food court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about the lady that has been accused of being a Chinese spy in Canberra. Plus! Will we ever be invaded by China? LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back and ready to ruin your appetite — turns out Gen Z might be cancelling mushrooms, prawns, and vegan cheese (fair).Then it’s your calls about how your pets “departed”… yes, someone said insinkerator. Oasis fans break a beer record (of course they did), and we spin the Wednesday Wheel where Joel proves he absolutely cannot spell “algae.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys: The VMAs nominations are out! Katy Perry deals with a fainting fan on stage! Jamie-Lee Curtis has defended Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson's rumoured relationship The Howard Stern Show is set to be cancelled after 20 years on SiriusXM See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alright Gen Z, we need a word. A new survey's revealed the top 10 foods you're refusing to eat — and now they’re apparently at risk of going extinct.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coke, crypto, cult pop icons — it’s a chaotic one today, betch. We kicked off with the town in Mexico that’s so obsessed with Coca-Cola they’re putting it in baby bottles and religious ceremonies. Ricki’s still frothin’ over the Bitcoin guy who accidentally binned $1.5 billion (yes, with a B). Then, in the Glossys, Sir Ian McKellen can’t quite get Charli XCX’s pronouns right, Donald Trump’s going rogue on Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift (it’s giving retired Facebook dad energy), and Drake’s birthmark now has a muse. Plus, we asked Grok who’s famous and watching us — turns out Denzel might be frothin’ over Tim.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking one of the biggest stuff-ups in human history: a bloke in Wales has finally given up searching for a hard drive he accidentally chucked out with 8,000 Bitcoin on it. That’s more than a billion bucks in the bin. Ricki reckons she could’ve found it in 30 minutes, Joel’s still recovering from nearly losing his wedding ring, and Tim’s ready to launch a ride-share just to prove a point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Donald is back in the headlines after latching onto Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad — but not before asking if she’s a Republican. Once confirmed, he declared it the “hottest ad out there,” then turned around and absolutely roasted Taylor Swift, saying she was “booed out of the Super Bowl” and is “no longer hot.” Yep… the former president is beefing with a pop star over jeans. My. Jeans. Are. Blue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Ricki gives us all the goss from her glitzy Logies night—including a confetti-related autocue disaster and a very serious panty situation. Joel loses it over the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills heading to Melbourne (he’s already fluffing cushions for them), and we discover that Australia has a national skipping team?! Plus, we dive into your wild messages in Mailbag, check in on Orlando Bloom’s cheeky response to trolls, and Joel shares how he accidentally vacuumed up his engagement ring. Yes, really.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee had her Logies moment stolen thanks to a confetti bomb courtesy of Richard Marx’s performance. While trying to present live on stage with Manu, Ricki ended up squinting through stage fog and glitter-drenched autocues like she was decoding Morse code. Add a thick emergency panty mission, a gown that doubled as a red carpet speed bump, and some cheeky shoutouts from Hans and the Today team, and you've got the most glamorous hostage situation in Logies history. Throw in Jimmy Barnes, Yelena Dokic, some cheeky Pang, and a few sus snubs—this year’s Logies had it all… even if Idol didn’t win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes the thing you thought was super cool a decade ago just doesn't hold up as well as you would have thought. We're talking tattoo regrets! Maybe that cheap stick and poke wasn't such a great idea.... Plus, what's the fresh reason this man has had to make an awkward trip to the ER for?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Thurrrrrsday!! Today we're talking life-changing moments and showing some love to our four-legged animal mates. Rumour has it Katy Perry’s got a new flame (thanks Glossy), and we’re asking the big questions—like who should welcome the aliens? Our vote’s Oprah. Oh, and Sonia Kruger’s swinging by for Quickdraw. Let’s go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Tim asks Joe about Australia's social media ban and finds out how it will work and what the pros and cons are. Plus! Will Australia let 16-year-olds vote?! LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki’s had it—working out with her partner is officially off the table, and honestly, we get it. The team launched into the craziest celeb couples of all time (Tom Cruise and Cher still lives rent-free in our heads), then got into it with a wild new lawsuit involving Coldplay. Trump's swinging back at Stephen Colbert, and the Age Game returnsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dove headfirst into the craziest celeb couples—from Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson (yes, really) to Tom Cruise and Cher (what in the 80s fever dream?). There’s speculation around Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, and we took a detour through Angelina Jolie’s trampoline room and Kris Jenner’s $250K facelift.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back and firing with hot takes and questionable facts. Mario and Peach are not dating (awkies), Elon’s Tesla Diner is falling apart and apparently being bilingual makes you richer, smarter and hotter. We also found out millennials are officially the drunkest generation (cheers to that), Gen Z are sipping soda, and yes, there’s a real fish called an Assfish.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elon Musk’s brand-new Tesla diner is barely a week old and already making headlines—for all the wrong reasons. A woman copped a sunshade to the head while munching on her robot-delivered burger, and now she’s suing. No blood, but plenty of legal drama.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s official: after nearly 40 years of rumours, Nintendo has confirmed that Mario and Princess Peach are not an item. Just mates. And honestly? With Mario still living upstairs at his parents’ house in a shared room with Luigi, who can blame her? We deep into fictional crushes—from Mufasa’s BDE to Miss Piggy’s chaotic charm—and the horny hotline does not disappoint. One caller is hot for Mickey Mouse. Another? The fox from Zootopia. We’re not here to judge… but wow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.