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Kamala Harris says no thanks to AirPods, Ed Sheeran reveals plans for a posthumous album, and one Italian woman proves you don’t need a groom to have a wedding. Plus, in the Glossy’s, we’re talking Meryl and Marty rumours, Jake G surprises, Zayn on Wicked, YUNGBLUD spilling secrets, and a Bollywood star’s floral fine at Aussie customs. Oh, and wait ‘til you hear about the neighbour wars—someone needs to chill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Italian woman has officially tied the knot—with herself. Fitness trainer Laura Mesi threw a full wedding with 70 guests, a white gown, bridesmaids, and a three-tier cake, declaring she was done waiting around for men. The self-marriage isn’t legally binding, but she says it proves her happiness doesn’t depend on anyone else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kamala Harris has revealed why she’s still rocking the old-school wired headphones. On Colbert, she joked that AirPods aren’t secure enough, saying she’s sat through too many intel briefings to risk people eavesdropping on her train chats. Honestly, it’s giving FBI chic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What apps are you flat-out refusing to download? From Snapchat to sports betting, even Macca’s made the list. In Mailbag, we sifted through some wild listener messages before diving into the story of an ex-inmate turned influencer who says simple things like opening the fridge still blow his mind. The Glossy’s had wall-to-wall Emmy’s news — Colbert, Seth Rogen, a 15-year-old winner, and Taylor sneaking around at the NFL. Plus, the Vatican held a concert, the Olympics got a mention, and yep… another bright yellow dildo has hit an NFL field.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got nostalgic as today marks 25 years since the Sydney 2000 Olympics opening ceremony — from Vanessa Amorosi’s goosebump performance to Nikki Webster flying high at just 13.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget the grocery aisle: Aldi’s flogging Aston Martin F1 go-karts for 200 bucks, and now the betchmail is full of listeners daring us to race them. Should we put our money where our mouths are and hit the track once and for all?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got Albo rocking up in the wrong shirt to the wrong party, Glossy’s chaos with Ne-Yo’s four girlfriends (yes, four), Harry & Zoe sneaking out of JFK, and Joy spilling the tea on getting fired (twice!). Plus, Oasis hand out VIP spots while Gary Neville gets nosebleeds at the back, and we meet a Nonna who reckons coffee isn’t complete without a splash of limoncello at 10am. Oh — and we’ve got a chat with Sophie Ellis-Bextor you don’t want to miss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sat down with Sophie Ellis-Bextor and she was every bit the icon you’d hope for—warm, funny, and completely unfiltered. She opened up about balancing mum life with pop stardom, why she proudly called her album Perimenopop, and even joked about moving to Hungary for tax-free living with her five kids. Plus, we chatted Murder on the Dancefloor, Royal Otis, and the track she thinks you should play first.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor old Albo had himself a dress code disaster in the Solomon Islands. While every other leader showed up in coordinated navy polos, our PM strolled in rocking a bright pink Hawaiian number like he was ready for poolside cocktails. The moment he realised, he bolted for a quick-change and re-emerged in the right kit. Still—nothing says “leader of the Pacific” like looking like you’ve just been handed a Tommy Bahama gift card.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking Tinder weirdos (yes, even millionaires looking for “breeders”), a sad dinner showdown that somehow birthed a Midori trifle, and the wild story of Steve Jobs refusing to sign autographs… except when he actually did. Plus, in Glossy’s: Britney claps back, Rosie O’Donnell drags Ellen, Jeremy Clarkson loses his pants, and fresh tea on Taylor’s wedding plans. Oh, and Victoria Beckham’s finally letting Netflix in on the spice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Conrad Sewell dropped by with his brand-new single Walk On… but it wasn’t just the music making noise. He went head-to-head with Ricki in Quick Draw and pulled off the unthinkable: a clean sweep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A British aristocrat has hit Tinder with the least sexy pitch of all time: he’s after a “good breeder” to give him a son. Yep, at 79, Sir Benjamin Slade reckons his frozen swimmers and 1300-acre estate will seal the deal. The team’s got thoughts — from “slay ban” to “ew, Gilead vibes” — and Joel’s already half-considering the inheritance. Would you swipe right on that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From tuna on steak to dog food dinners, the sad meal comp has been wild — but today was next level. Isabella accidentally pitched us her “security board” (aka a DIY charcuterie board with corn kernels and cottage cheese), Phil served up a sardine omelette nobody asked for, and Christina went full chaotic auntie with a Midori trifle. In the end, we couldn’t pick, so two winners walked away with cash and Ufoods… and Joel’s still begging for that trifle recipe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Joe explains Donald Trump's alleged radio play in the Epstein files. PLUS! Why is Donald going to war with everyone...including his own country? LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got world records, fries gone wrong, and some seriously wild glossy goss. A Kiwi mum is running barefoot on LEGO (on purpose), while a cheapskate date is sending Venmo requests for half the chips. Teddy Swims is locked in for the NRL Grand Final, Taylor & Travis are celebrating steak, and Catherine Zeta-Jones is eyeing up the next generation of fans. Plus — elephants are literally hijacking sugar cane trucks in Thailand, a kid overheard way too much from his parents’ bedroom, and we play the most frustrating emoji game yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman’s gone viral after her date sent her a Venmo request for half the fries they shared — a whopping $3.25. She thought covering the tip was enough, but apparently, love isn’t free… and neither are chips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A New Zealand mum just set a Guinness World Record by sprinting 100 metres barefoot across 300 kilos of LEGO in under 25 seconds. Yep — the world’s most painful obstacle course now has a queen. And the best part? She did it as a bucket list dream after a major health scare.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off laughing at what 40-year-olds apparently get up to according to kids. Then it was snack time, because Woolies has officially made popcorn wild again with M&M, Mars Bar, and Snickers flavours for $5.50. Rachel McAdams is living our guilty pleasure dream, confessing she’ll still hit Maccas for a fish fillet and choc milkshake—pregnant or not. Yungblud’s VMAs tribute got roasted by The Darkness, Harry Styles was spotted lending Zoe Kravitz his shacket, and Louis Tomlinson reunited with Zayn for darts after a decade-long Twitter feud. Britney’s house may be chaos, that hectic bride serenaded her new husband Mariah-style at her wedding, and Mariah herself tried her best at a VMA afterparty—Busta Rhymes helping hand and all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Glossy’s are juicy today, betch. Harry Styles is out here lending Zoe Kravitz his famous shacket on the streets of New York, while Louis Tomlinson and Zayn shocked everyone with a pub dart sesh after years of bad blood. Meanwhile, Britney’s latest bathroom dance video has her friends seriously worried — and Yungblud’s VMA tribute is copping a brutal spray from a rock legend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Popcorn just levelled up, betch. We got into the new M&M popcorn drop at Woolies — and for $5.50, it’s basically begging to jump into your trolley. But that’s not all… Mars Bar and Snickers have joined the popcorn party too. Forget recess, this is a full-blown sugar stampede.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, betches! We’re diving headfirst into the VMAs chaos, where Mariah Carey finally scored her first Moon Person (took her 35 years but who’s counting?) and served up a performance medley that shook the arena. Meanwhile, a Coldplay kiss-cam queen has officially filed for divorce, a breakdancing US politician is protesting tax hikes one spin at a time, and Brooklyn Beckham is cooking pasta with straight-up seawater—bon appétit? Plus, Bieber crashes a pub, Travis cops a slap in Brazil, and Paul McCartney rocks out at Oasis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Glossy’s we’re talking Bieber on the shots, Kate Middleton switching back to brunette, and Paul McCartney rocking out at Oasis. But the real headline? Travis Kelce copping a full slap in the face during the Chiefs’ first game of the season in Brazil. Ouch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The woman from that viral Coldplay kiss cam moment has now officially filed for divorce, less than a month after the concert clip blew up online. But her soon-to-be ex-husband says the split was already a done deal—and to make things juicier, one of his ex-wives has chimed in, calling the whole thing karma. This marks divorce number three for him… yikes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s ep is a wild ride – we’ve got the most unhinged bride you’ve ever seen, the latest juice from the Glossy’s, and Travis Kelce’s mum oversharing about Taylor’s “aching uterus” in a very Boomer Facebook moment. Strap in, betch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, there are reports Liam and Noel Gallagher are the only ones with a free guest list on the Oasis reunion tour, while everyone else has to cough up for their plus-ones. Whoopi Goldberg’s London show is struggling so badly that tickets are being flogged at 90% off. Kate Middleton has gone blonde with a brand new look, and Sydney Sweeney’s record-breaking denim deal is still making headlines as she hits the Toronto Film Festival for her new film Christy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine marrying someone who turns the ceremony into a full-blown Vegas residency. This bride grabbed the mic, stormed down the aisle, and belted out a ballad like she was headlining the Coliseum – while her new husband stood there in sneakers, clinging to his phone like a hostage. Elvis lit up his lighter, the room looked like a conference centre, and the whole thing was so unhinged… we couldn’t look away.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got facts that will blow your tiny little minds – octopuses with three hearts, sharks older than trees, and yes, penguin pee frozen into Antarctic ice. Ricki and Tim are dropping the kind of trivia you’ll be bragging about at the pub. Then, Daniel Andrews has popped up in a very interesting spot, J-Lo has a fan losing it after she hit “follow,” and the Glossy’s are packed with Harry & Zoë hand-holding, Gaga’s mayhem, and Sabrina’s hair-pulling chaos. Plus, we’ll take you to Social’s Boot Camp – where Millennials get schooled on fonts, slang, and how not to embarrass yourself onlineSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Manu’s back in the studio and ready for another crack at Quick Draw... but history isn’t exactly on his side. Between teaching us how to actually say “charcuterie,” spilling behind-the-scenes MKR secrets, and confessing his guilty junk food pleasures, things get messy fast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Gen Z creator has gone viral for running a “millennial bootcamp,” exposing the dead giveaways that betray your age on social media. From fonts that “scream millennial,” to killing off boomerangs and background music on Insta stories, no one is safe. She even rewrites the rulebook on slang — slay is now sarcastic, “ate” means you’re hot, and if you’re not having a “kiki,” are you even living?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan Andrews has set off fireworks after being snapped at a Chinese military parade alongside Putin and Kim Jong Un. The former Vic Premier is now being blasted as a “traitor” for cozying up to Beijing, despite China being Victoria’s biggest trade partner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: The Neo-Nazi movement was in the spotlight during the weekend's March For Australia events. This week, Joe explains exactly who they are, what they stand for and why downplaying their rhetoric is the real danger to Australia. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Summer Heights High to the Aussie Rugby 7’s — the bullied red-haired kid is now bulldozing on the field. Across the pond, a 16-year-old is ditching Fortnite for ration books and living like it’s 1943. We’ve also got a breakup sandwich that’ll put you off carbs forever (yep, it involves feet), Taylor’s proposal scoop, Ethan Hawke dodging Titanic, Miley’s mum giving horrendous dating advice… and Adam — our caller of the year with the cleanest phone line we’ve ever heard, joining in for Insta Fame Game glory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael Jackson’s memorabilia is worth some serious coin, betch! From a basketball signed by MJ and Michael Jordan, to his sparkling Billie Jean glove, to the red Thriller jacket, the prices are wild. We played a little “guess the price” game and trust us, the numbers will blow your sequin socks off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked you what you’ve accidentally eaten, and the answers were pure nightmare fuel. One caller swallowed something meant for the tooth fairy, another mum accidentally sipped her own toenail, and a boyfriend unknowingly made himself a sandwich with bread that had been used in a very… niche way. Let’s just say you’ll never look at a loaf the same again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From mascots losing their heads to chopping boards that could kill your dinner party vibes — we covered it all today. Brad revealed Tim’s ancestry results and let’s just say… he’s more Irish than he ever knew and there’s even a Viking toe in the mix. Fifth Harmony shocked everyone with a surprise reunion, Taylor Swift smashed yet another record, and we asked the big one: where did he break up with you? Spoiler — Brisbane’s got some hot spots for heartbreak.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out Tim’s family tree isn’t as simple as he thought… Brad from Ancestry dropped some wild results live on air. We’re talking way more backgrounds than Tim ever imagined, a trait that proves he’s a true Viking, and even a link to Aussie history that blew all our minds. You’ve gotta hear what crime his ancestor committed to end up here — it’s so perfectly Tim.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The unthinkable has happened — Ed Sheeran’s long reign at the top of Spotify is over. A new track has officially stolen his crown, racking up over 5 billion streams to become the most played song in the world.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show was stacked, betch. We kicked off with the mum who stormed the ice mid-game, then got into the wildest socials update ever — Gina Liano told someone to shut up and Monica Lewinsky actually liked one of our reels (Joel still can’t believe it). The glossys had everything from Hughesy responding to his AFL injury, to Sydney Sweeney being linked with Scooter Braun, and Adam Sandler maybe getting an Oscar nod. But the headline stealer? A woman at Burning Man thought she had a stomach ache… turned out she was giving birth! Baby Aurora is here and thriving after one of the most chaotic deliveries ever. We wrapped it all with the scammer who faked heart attacks to get out of paying for dinner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

....on our socials of course! Gina Liano popped up telling someone to “please stop talking,” while Monica Lewinsky actually liked one of our reels (and Tim confessed he had her on his year 12 diary!).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked things off with Blackers traumatising his kids by showing them Mrs Doubtfire, only to realise it’s less about laughs and more about divorce. From there, the chat moved to kids’ sport, with Blackers proudly bragging about his son’s three trophies and a medal, including the all-important “player’s player.” Joel shared memories of pennants tennis with his mum heckling from the sidelines, while Ricki reminded us of her saxophone and netball days. Then we landed on a mum who stormed the ice at her son’s hockey match in full Birkenstocks to scream at the ref. Listeners chimed in too... Claire smashed out every netball position in one game, and nine-year-old Thomas told us how parents took “parents vs kids” way too seriously, bowling over five-year-olds like a demolition derby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex Warren hit the stage in Sydney but got totally thrown when the crowd shouted “hip hip hooray” after singing happy birthday to his guitarist — turns out Aussies have their own party rules. The world is buzzing over Taylor Swift and Travis’ engagement, with the New Zealand PM even trying to lure the wedding across the ditch, plus the couple’s first public appearance was at an NFL game featuring Melbourne’s own Archie Wilson. Things got serious for Hughesy after the AFL Legends match when he was rushed to hospital with broken ribs and a punctured lung. In the Glossys, Ellen DeGeneres is facing yet another workplace bullying claim. We also found out when’s the “best time” to do it depending on your age, and wrapped things up by sharing the lessons you never forget — from Wicked cast members busting out full routines on cruise ships to Joel reliving his glory days as a ball boy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The AFL’s Legends charity match at Marvel Stadium turned serious when Hughesy copped a massive hit from former West Coast Eagle Andrew Embley. He was rushed to hospital by his wife at 5am with five broken ribs and a punctured lung, landing him in intensive care. Blackers revealed he still hasn’t heard back from Hughesy’s texts, which he says is very unusual — and a bit worrying. What was meant to be a fun night of footy ended up with one of comedy’s biggest names on the sidelines.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.