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Things got spooky in the studio today as the gang went head-to-head in a pumpkin carving showdown – but only one jack-o’-legend could take the crown. We also sank our fangs into Heidi Klum’s Halloween looks over the years, from creepy to couture. And if that wasn’t scary enough, Blackers dropped a Prince Andrew fact so wild it’ll haunt your dreams. Trick or treat yourself to this Halloween special… if you dare.

Today was our annual Pumpkin Carving Contest. Our creations are revealed right now in this chat. Are we gonna go with the biggest album of the year, the biggest tour of the year or the biggest news story of the year? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one gave us all the feels. Thanks to our mates at Quest, we surprised listener Jennifer by reuniting her with her bestie Jaye after ten years apart. It all started with a sneaky quiz question about Jaye’s favourite wine, but turned into a full-blown emotional reunion right in our studio. There were tears, laughs, and a whole lot of rosé talk. From a Dove commercial in London to hugs in Sydney, these two proved real friendships never fade – they just age like French rosé.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blackers announced he’s hosting the 2025 ARIA Awards red carpet again, and we couldn’t be more excited for our man in the spotlight. We dove into Total Turnoffs with a hilarious list of hairstyles that, according to a “funny website” Joel found, are guaranteed to kill your chances in the dating world. Lil Jon has gone zen, releasing a meditative version of “Yeah!” that you need to hear to believe. We also asked, “What do you swear by?” and this couple blew our minds, claiming they got married at Hobbiton, with Frodo himself making a cameo. In the glossies, Heather Gay from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has hooked up with Captain Jason from Below Deck Down Under, and we can’t stop gossiping. Things got emotional when a man tried to bring an emotional support roast chicken through airport security, and yes, it got cleared. Finally, Angela Bishop joined us for Quick Draw and crushed it, proving she’s just as sharp on the game as she is hosting the ARIA red carpet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our queen of the red carpet, Angela Bishop, joined us to chat all things ARIAs, where she’ll be hosting the red carpet this year. She spilled stories about champagne with Oprah, an awkward run-in with Robbie Williams, and why George Clooney still makes her swoon. Then she faced off against Ricki in Quick Draw and totally held her own. Ange proves she’s just as iconic behind the mic as she is on the carpet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We could not believe this one. Heather Gay from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has reportedly hooked up with Captain Jason from Below Deck Down Under. Two worlds we never thought would collide! We’ve had both of them in this very studio on different days, and now they’re making waves together off-screen. Andy Cohen is going to absolutely lose it when he finds out about this Bravo crossover. Housewives supporting Housewives… and Below Deck captains, apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim’s hosting the bloody ARIAs again! Yep, Blackers is back for round two as the 2025 ARIA Awards host, this time teaming up with triple j’s Concetta Caristo. He’s also got Angela Bishop, Georgia Tunny and Latifa Tee holding it down on the red carpet. The show’s going live from 5pm AEDT, Wednesday November 19 on Paramount+, so you better believe he’s already practicing his “Good evening, Australia!” voice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Joe explains net zero, why climate change is actually a good thing and Barnaby Joyce is how old?! LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got chatting about the Brisbane school that taught the wrong topic for a Year 12 exam, and things we learned at school that somehow stuck with us, like how to spell disappear or how to sneak a semicolon into a text. Then we lost our minds over the first reviews for Wicked: For Good, with critics calling it life-changing, tear-jerking and pure musical magic. The Glossy’s were juicy today too, including Lily Allen’s fake Instagram accounts, Kim Kardashian’s “fashion emergency” involving Naomi Watts and lube, Travis Kelce’s tribute to Taylor, and Apple Martin officially stepping into the spotlight. Plus, one mum took teaching a lesson to the next level by sending her kid to school with a Ziploc bag of water instead of a bottle. Iconic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got chatting about the wild ways parents teach their kids a lesson, and this one took the cake. A mum got so sick of her kid losing water bottles that she sent him to school with a literal Ziploc bag of water. Genius or evil? We couldn’t decide.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked what you learned at school that you’ll never ever ever ever ever forget, and honestly... the answers were cooked. Ricki still remembers 3.14 etcetera, Joel can only say “can I go to the toilet?” in French, and Blackers had an English teacher named Mrs Language. Only on this show. Plus, we unpacked the chaos at Brisbane State High after they accidentally taught the wrong Roman emperor for an entire year. Augustus instead of Caesar? That’s one way to fail ancient history.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On todays show we opened up the phones to find out the secrets to staying young. Plus, Sydney’s new airport just had its first ever plane land. Kendall’s turning heads at the Annual Global Fashion Event in LA. Also Joel Jiving with drag royalty, Trinity the Tuck! It’s glamour, gossip and a good laugh!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off the week diving into the pettiest reasons people have broken up. A wild Mailbag reveal left everyone speechless, plus your chance to win a reunion with your loved. In the Glossys: Katy Perry and Justin are back in headlines, Chris Martin was spotted on a date with Sophie Turner, and Ed Sheeran joined the Spotify x FC Barcelona watch party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On todays show a wild bear strolls into a zoo to visit his furry cousins. Plus, we ask the big question: is it cool or cringe to wear a band T-shirt to their own concert? Plus we give away tickets to OASIS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z have officially come out with their opinions on black leggings — they're out. You know what's in though, Insta reels from flight attendants. Plus, Wil Anderson joins us for a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wil Anderson joins us to chat about his new 100% improvised show, "Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Wil?". Plus, he goes up against Joel in today's Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charles Leclerc got a strange request from a fan asking him to sign his tortilla. Shame the pen didn't work properly. Plus, Victoria Beckham appeared on the 'Call her Daddy' podcast and spoke about the time she wore a fake designer item!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Joe talks us through the beef between Kevin Rudd and Donald Trump! LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Wednesday and it's all happening today! Today's all about fashion and good looks. Panama's Beauty Queen representative has made a huge blunder by walking down the aisle after mishearing her country! Plus it wouldn't be a show about fashion without the one and only, Fashion Critical!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got the world's number one fashion designer commentator in studio today — Fashion Critical! Joel couldn't be more lucky as he's got an important question about his outfit choice for tonight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a fitting game for the wheel to land on for Fashion Critical. Let's see who's more in tune with the prices of some ridiculous fashion designer items.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting straight into it by finding out who everybody dislikes — although some of these callers are getting pretty aggressive.We move on to helicopter rescues and a class story about a woman who was spun like a spinning top. Hopefully she got something out of it though...Plus, Gisella Colletti joins us on today's game of Joel Jivin'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hopefully it wasn't anything like this poor old woman who got spun like absolute crazy! At least it sounds like she's getting some compensation for it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meghan Markle has been spotted rocking a Longchamp bag that displayed the initials of her royal title "D.S". Plus, Ryan Adams has said in a now deleted Insta post that Australia is the worst country ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off this week with a bit of a scare. Halloween is just around the corner and Tim's been busy prepping his safe house with a bit of inspo from Terror Swift - The scEras Tour. J-Lo's ex-husband has come out on instagram saying that she cheated on him — talk about drama. Plus, what's a word that you just can't say right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you love ChatGPT as much as Boris Johnson? He seems to love ChatGPT so much. He uses ChatGPT and AI for everything now. Just once more for good measure — ChatGPT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whoever is telling Australian celebs to have a big spoonful of Vegemite needs to stop! Plus J-Lo's ex-husband has come out with some scandalous accusations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We wrapped the week with chaos and laughs! From your wild childhood antics to celebs making us do ridiculous things — it got real. Pauline Hanson hit some shocking high notes, Meghan Markle made headlines (again), and New Music Friday dropped some massive tunes. Plus, we found out which celeb you’d most want to have a beer with — and crowned our Caller of the Week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s chaos today — people aren’t washing their hands, Joel’s brushing his teeth with hair gel, and we’re all feeling a little icky! In the Glossys: Britney’s new statement, Selena Gomez spilling Taylor Swift’s advice, and Teddy Swims bringing The Wiggles out in Sydney (yes, really). Plus the new wedding trend — Macca’s catering! And Quick Draw gets sporty with Adam Gilchrist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Joe talks us through what is next for Gaza. Plus! Tim teaches Joe a thing or two about Taylor Swift. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From tyrant bosses to science’s biggest mysteries (seriously, why are yawns contagious?), today’s show had it all. We spotted celebs at the traffic lights, unpacked Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s rumoured connection, and watched Robert Irwin’s emotional Dancing with the Stars moment. Plus, the Wednesday Wheel spun us into Spelling Bee chaos and Joel brought the heat in his showbiz round-up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From crash chaos to celebrity confessions — today’s show had everything. Taylor Swift’s new documentary has fans losing it, Alec Baldwin was caught in a bizarre crash story, and we unpacked the wild new AI music trend cloning Eminem’s voice. We also heard tales of animals literally flying into cars (yes, really), decoded the secret sounds of fistbumps, and wrapped it all up with a killer chat with Teddy Swims. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teddy Swims is here, baby! We caught up with him about his new song with Tones and I and David Guetta, and he spilled on how that collab actually came together. He also told us about his wild NRL Grand Final performance — yep, the TNT cover that had the whole country buzzing — and how he somehow pulled it off in a skirt. Teddy’s been loving life down under, showing off his new UV tattoos that glow under blacklight (he’s basically a walking rave), and he says Australia feels like home now. He’s manifesting a sold-out stadium tour next time he’s here… and we’re totally on board for that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the best day of the week! On Today's TGIM Show we discuss the Joan Rivers auction, open the Mailbag, get a further updated on the Hasselbeck VS O'Donnell Drama and ask have you ever pashed a politician, Katy Perry Style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking all things Joan Rivers, darling. Her estate is auctioning off more than 300 bits of her fabulous memorabilia, including her iconic shag wigs, voodoo dolls and even a Prince Andrew mug that definitely hasn’t aged well. The biggest ticket item? A Chanel bag that sold for over 20 grand. We love you, Joan — you’d absolutely approve of the chaos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bloke at the SCG has gone viral for smuggling a hip flask into the cricket inside his sandwich. Absolute genius. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, we finally unmasked the Bluey mystery voice, yep, it’s Dave McCormick, aka Bandit, and he gave us the lowdown on duck cakes, the movie, and why he keeps quiet at Bunnings. Then Joel stirred the pot on Entertainment Tonight after chatting with Rosie O’Donnell about her feud with Elizabeth Hasselbeck, and now the internet’s losing it while Joel just sits back laughing. We also had a speeding nan who thought highway 112 was the speed limit, plus Brooklyn Beckham and Roger Federer are apparently fighting over hot sauce, Adele and Gwen Stefani crashed Dua Lipa’s show, Drake’s defamation drama got tossed, and China’s traffic jam looked insane. Also, T-Pain got funky with Crocs boots inspired by his hit song Low. It’s a lot, but we’re here for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We made Entertainment Tonight, betch! Joel’s chat with Rosie O’Donnell at the Opera House blew up after she spilled fresh tea on her feud with Elizabeth Hasselbeck from The View. Rosie called the whole split-screen fight a setup, and Elizabeth fired back on Instagram begging her to “stop the lying.” Now Joel’s comment section is chaos, Americans are losing it, and we’re just sitting here loving every second.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had Aussie royalty in today the voice of Bandit from Bluey! Dave McCormack joined us for a chat about the Bluey movie, why no one ever believes it’s actually him at Woolies, and his messy attempt at making a duck cake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Hughes joins the studio for Quick Draw, still recovering from his brutal Legends AFL injury where he broke ribs and punctured a lung. Absolute madman, he powers through the game, cracking jokes and showing off his competitive streak despite still being in recovery mode. Rolling Stone dropped their 250 Greatest Songs of the 21st Century, featuring Frank Ocean, Britney, Radiohead, Kendrick, Robyn, Taylor Swift, The White Stripes, Beyoncé, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Missy Elliott taking the top spot. In political chaos, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller froze mid-sentence during a CNN interview, leaving the anchor completely baffled. In the Glossys: Jason Kelce gets roasted by Travis in a Taylor Swift lyric debate, Billie Eilish launches her custom UNO cards, Dolly Parton reassures fans she’s fine, Bruno Mars celebrates his birthday with a cheeky old-man edit, Leonardo DiCaprio gushes about meeting Stevie Wonder, and Joy Behar auctions off her clip-on earrings at 83.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hughesy played Quick Draw in the studio and reminded us why he’s a legend… and a casualty. While chasing glory on the AFL Legends field, he copped a brutal hit that broke ribs and punctured a lung, but still kicked a goal from 25 metres out. The man’s competitive streak clearly doesn’t take a day off even recovering from major injuries, he was straight back to cheeky banter and hand-eye reflexes in the Quick Draw showdown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman’s made a wild claim that she has David Bowie’s DNA after a one-night stand. She says she kept a tissue of his from the 70s and wants to use it to make a clone of him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.