Kate, Tim & Marty

We’re joined by Joel and his mum Jenny Creasey to chat about their new show, their chaotic time performing together and why Jenny once got in trouble for drinking on stage. Then the Creasey team takes on Ricki in Quick Draw, with Jenny absolutely smashing it after her first ever Sydney flat white.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to Alex Warren about the unexpected downside of singing your heart out on stage, after he admits he farts during performances. Plus, we investigate whether Ricki has ever had the same problem and discuss why plane farts are apparently the most liberating farts of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are talking about the wild ways people have been using ChatGPT, from getting medical insurance claims approved and hospital bills reduced to scoring refunds and even finding legal loopholes. Plus, one listener reveals her mum used AI to create a family photo with all her kids together, despite everyone living in different places.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off Wednesday with the Sydney ferry strike causing chaos, find out what it’s like to be a test passenger on a Jetstar flight and put Tim through another round of Tim’s Top Five. We chat about the things dads absolutely do not need for Father’s Day, get the latest TV recommendations from Bruce Isaacs and hear listeners reveal the hilariously lazy things happening in their homes. Plus, we get into the latest entertainment news, answer some very random questions from the kids and find out the weird and wonderful ways people are using ChatGPT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re inducting some very deserving new citizens into LazyTown, including one mum whose son went back to bed after she woke him up for uni, and a woman whose daughter bought a remote control for her Kindle so she never has to move her hands in bed. Plus, we debate whether office workers are really only productive for 2 hours and 53 minutes a day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father's Day is this weekend, so we hear the best dad advice you've ever been given, from surprisingly wise to completely cooked. We unpack the bizarre world of pheromone maxxing and ask what young people are doing that we simply don't understand. Michelle Obama sparks a big conversation after admitting she didn't miss her kids while they were at school, while a woman discovers her co-worker is actually the son she lost 30 years ago. Plus, we chat with Anthony Callea.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anthony Callea joined us to chat about his new Connection Tour, why he gets more nervous performing as he gets older and the special relationship he’s built with Australian Idol winner Harlan. We also heard about his plans to strip the tour back with acoustic performances, plenty of stories and even some looping. Then Anthony took on Ricki in a very competitive game of Sing, featuring songs about connection, and somehow came out on top.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We tried to understand some of the bizarre things young people are doing these days, starting with pheromone maxing, where apparently skipping showers is meant to make you more attractive. We also got our heads around the whole “talking stage” of relationships, where you can apparently sleep together without actually being boyfriend and girlfriend. Then listeners revealed the other slang and habits they just cannot understand, from being “zesty” and “selling” to sending each other photos of absolutely nothing on Snapchat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got emotional over Ricki’s Sydney Marathon story, then spoke to Phil Brent, who was the fastest person to complete the marathon dressed as a turtle. We got into some spectacular DIY fails, before opening the Proud Parent Hotline and hearing what Sydney parents are most proud of their kids for.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki got weirdly emotional watching the Sydney Marathon on Sunday, seeing thousands of people pushing themselves through something so difficult while complete strangers lined the streets cheering them on. Then she spotted my auntie on the course and watched her tracker as she smashed through the 16K and 36K marks, which absolutely sent me over the edge. We also got into the other random things that make us cry, from kids getting older to emotional Armageddon moments and wholesome Instagram reels.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim hear about the things listeners have tried to DIY, only for them to spectacularly DI-die. We hear from one bloke whose garden patch collapsed after refusing his father-in-law’s help, and another whose husband accidentally super-glued his own eye while trying to fix the roof lining of their Commodore. Ricki also reveals her mum once tried to super-glue her veneers back on after a rib-related incident, proving that some DIY jobs really should be left to the professionals.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked things off with the Sydney Marathon and asked what we absolutely needed to bring for a 42km run, before chatting to the Aussie founders who chased Harry Styles through New York to hand him their merch. We got into some wild listener stories, including where people have done it and the landmarks they’d happily get married at, while New Music Friday brought a stack of fresh tracks. Plus, we heard from a bloke who accidentally bought non-alcoholic gin and called the cops.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim hear from listeners about the weirdest places they’ve had sex after an Aussie man was arrested for allegedly doing it on a driveway in Bali. From a resort spa in the Maldives to behind the boat sheds at a Caribbean park, the callers are proving that sometimes the mood just takes over. The only takeaway is clear: get it done if you must, but maybe don’t pick a Bali driveway.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Aussie entrepreneurs spotted Harry Styles casually walking through New York and decided they had one shot to get their brand into his hands. After a quick wine-fuelled debate, they dropped everything and chased him for about a kilometre with a gift bag, eventually convincing Harry to take it. The best part? He was incredibly polite about the whole thing, even introducing himself before reluctantly accepting the merch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The King’s Guard surprised everyone with a very unexpected performance of Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5, before we found out which celebrities have actually written back to people who reached out to them. Callan Boys told Sydney where we should be eating, heard from a kid who couldn’t believe he was breastfed, and found out what made ordinary people accidental heroes. Plus, listeners revealed their biggest transport disasters, from dodgy U-turns to a plane having to turn around, and Leigh Sales joined Ricki and Tim to celebrate 30 years of Australian Story and take on Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim wanted to know which celebrities have actually written back to fans, and the stories got surprisingly wholesome. One listener revealed Georgie Parker gave her some beautiful advice when she was dreaming of becoming an actress, while another scored Anderson .Paak tickets and an invite to his after-party. Plus, Eminem shared a private note Dolly Parton had sent him, and we discovered that when Dolly was in Melbourne, she chose a KFC bucket under a tree over a fancy dinner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigh Sales joins Ricki and Tim to celebrate 30 years of Australian Story and reveals how much she’s been missing Dolly Parton, while Ricki discovers Leigh has interviewed almost everyone on her wish list. Then it’s time for Quick Draw, where Leigh comes out swinging and gets increasingly competitive before an absolutely chaotic final round. Tim somehow thinks his toilet habits are worth discussing on air, and Leigh walks away victorious after answering “Cluedo” before anyone else could blink.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim investigate why Australians suddenly sound completely ridiculous when they try to sing R&B songs in their natural accent. After deciding Missy Higgins is apparently the only Australian singer who can get away with it, Ricki takes on some of the biggest R&B hits, including Usher, Beyoncé and Boyz II Men.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim want to know the important stuff: how do you actually sleep? They discover some people sleep in PJs, some sleep completely nude, and one woman shares her bed with four sausage dogs, creating what sounds like the world's warmest slumber party. The callers then have to sing their answer to the tune of Sam Smith's How Do You Sleep?, leading to some very committed performances. Meanwhile, Tim reveals he sleeps in boxers with pockets, because apparently even bedtime needs storage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We investigate what really happens when you open an aeroplane door after a long-haul flight, and the answer involves "farty bum and bed breath." Listeners reveal the wildly overrated things they can't believe everyone loves, then tell us what their pets have eaten, including some truly cursed items. We also hear some spectacular dumb-dumb moments, including a woman who walked out of a shop without her baby, before Zan Rowe drops by to play Sing! and chat about the new season of Take 5.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zan Rowe joins Ricki and Tim to chat about the new season of Take 5, including what it's like getting huge stars like Sir Paul McCartney and Shania Twain to open up about the five songs that shaped their lives. Then things get competitive when Zan takes on Ricki in a game of Sing!, with songs from artists she's interviewed, including Missy Higgins, Paul McCartney, Lorde and the Spice Girls. Ricki also takes the opportunity to finally apologise to Zan for drunkenly screaming along to Coldplay at a concert, before revealing she later vomited in her husband's hat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you've ever wondered what it smells like when an aeroplane door opens after a long-haul flight, former ground crew worker Trish from Cronulla has the answer, and it's not pretty. She says the worst offenders are the Perth red-eye flights, which apparently arrive smelling like a combination of "farty bum and bed breath." Ricki and Tim investigate whether long-haul flights are just as bad, with Trish confirming that all the late-night wine, beer and beer burps definitely don't help. Tim is horrified, while Ricki presumably starts questioning every flight she's ever taken.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim discovers the woman behind the voice of Sydney Trains, while the Sydney Marathon finds itself at the centre of a spectacular clerical error involving the wrong Allianz Stadium. We hear some truly painful examples of people getting the fine print very, very wrong, including a travel agent who accidentally signed off an email with a rather unfortunate typo. There are also some classic parent panic stories about losing kids in public, plus Chris Hemsworth and Idris Elba apparently getting into a fight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim are back talking clerical errors, and this time there are some absolute beauties. The Sydney Marathon has accidentally put a German football stadium on its finisher's medal, while a Coles pricing glitch briefly turned $100 cases of booze into a very tempting $27 bargain. Listeners then reveal their own disasters, including an electrician who accidentally registered himself as an "electrical conractor" and a mum who managed to spell her daughter's name incorrectly on her birth certificate. But nothing beats Diana, who accidentally sent two elderly customers a letter thanking them for "bonking with Focus Travel."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim has discovered that the voice he’s heard announcing Sydney Trains for years is not Gretel Killeen, and he is absolutely devastated. Taylor Owynns is the actual voice behind the iconic announcements and reveals she’s been doing them for around 20 years, even having to call post offices to find out how to pronounce some tricky country town names. She explains how the announcements are recorded and why her voice was perfect for stitching all those little pieces together. And, naturally, Ricki and Tim couldn't let her leave without getting her to deliver a very special train announcement for them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki Webster joins us to celebrate 25 years of Strawberry Kisses, including a very sweet full-circle moment involving her daughter. We induct some seriously committed citizens into Lazy Town, then put Tim through the wringer with Tim’s Top 5. Two myna birds cause chaos and cuteness after being spotted riding a train, before we find out who absolutely cannot follow instructions when someone says, "don't bring anything."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki Webster is celebrating 25 years of Strawberry Kisses, and the nostalgia is hitting hard. She looks back on the 2000 Olympics, reveals Kylie Minogue, Tina Arena and John Farnham were some of her biggest inspirations, and talks about re-releasing the iconic song on vinyl. But the sweetest part is seeing her daughter now performing Strawberry Kisses alongside her, with Nikki admitting it was an emotional full-circle moment watching her take over. There was just one problem: the phone line was absolutely cooked, and Ricki and Tim are pretty sure Nikki wasn't hanging from the Olympic Stadium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists reckon doing absolutely nothing could actually help you live longer, which is fantastic news for the citizens of Lazy Town. Ricki and Tim hear from listeners who have taken laziness to elite levels, including sisters who used their younger siblings to do their chores without ever handing over the promised prizes. Then there’s Scott, who has cracked the ultimate lazy hack by sleeping on top of his bedding so he doesn't have to make the bed in the morning. Tim is ready to embrace the lifestyle, while Ricki is still traumatised by the idea of leaving food on the table after eating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A SpaceX rocket has turned up off Christmas Island, while Kelly Clarkson reveals the very unfortunate fine print that came with winning American Idol. We find out why men are "voicemaxxing" to impress dates, Callan Boys gives us the latest Sydney food intel, and Morgan Evans drops in as the new Australian Idol judge to take on Quick Draw. Plus, apparently we're all one bad contract away from discovering something we really should have read.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly Clarkson reveals she didn't realise winning American Idol came with the delightful bonus of having to make a movie, proving that sometimes you really should read the fine print. Ricki and Tim dive into other celebrity contract disasters before listeners share their own stories, including one woman who lost her licence because she missed a tiny detail about P-plate speeding rules. But the real nightmare belongs to Lauren's mum, who innocently drank a cup of "Ballerina Tea" without reading what it actually does, only to discover the hard way that it's basically a laxative in a teabag.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A SpaceX rocket has turned up just off the coast of Christmas Island, and the footage is so ridiculous it looks like AI. Ricki and Tim chat to Christmas Island’s tourism chair David Watchorn, who reveals the rocket actually landed pretty much exactly where it was meant to before being towed closer to the island for recovery. The locals are now heading out on boats to get a look, while David also tries to convince everyone that Christmas Island is worth a visit, with 150 million red crabs, jungle, coral reefs and the occasional rocket making an appearance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear about some absolutely brutal ways people have been dumped, proving there are apparently still people who think breaking up via text is too personal. There’s also a wild fish and chip shop story, Bruce Isaacs gives us his TV picks for the week, and Ricki discovers the one thing women apparently cannot stop doing to their partners. Dr Suzy Miller explains why certain songs get permanently lodged in our brains, before we hear about a woman who spent a whopping $35,000 on teeth that went horribly wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki has discovered the one thing women apparently cannot resist doing when walking behind their partners, and she needs to know she’s not alone. The phones light up as women confess to the same bizarre habit, while Tim is completely baffled until the answer is revealed. Soon, other women are piling on with their own versions, including one that involves a very unfortunate "card declined" situation. Ricki is finally able to relax knowing this is apparently a widespread condition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We debate the things we absolutely refuse to pay for, after a Northern Sydney fish and chip shop cops backlash for charging $28 for a large bag of wedges. We hear from listeners who won't pay for bottled water at restaurants, while one of us reveals they'd rather Uber into the city than pay for parking. Plus, the cost of living has everyone questioning what things are actually worth spending money on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What don’t you give a **** about? One guy has absolutely no interest in work meetings, while Jermaine and Ricki take on the Whisper Challenge with some questionable results. We find out which YouTube clips listeners can never resist, then Ricki reveals some of her weirdest ChatGPT conversations. Dogs can now officially witness weddings in the US, and we finish by hearing about listeners’ finest dumb dumb moments.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim reveal their go-to YouTube clips, from the iconic “Boom Boom Boom” woman and “I'm a Snake” to chaotic live performances and the Vines absolutely destroying the stage on Letterman. They also discover that some of their favourite internet moments have officially been inducted into the National Sound Archive, making their questionable YouTube habits culturally significant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From a cat secretly living in a five-star hotel during a cyclone to a man who regularly takes his birds on the train to visit the Opera House, Sydney's pet stories are next level. Ricki and Tim unpack America's growing obsession with taking pets everywhere, including the wild idea of letting dogs legally witness weddings. Plus, we hear about falcons flying in economy and the very complicated logistics of taking a cat on holiday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a post-Logies day, and Ricki has a very relatable wrap of the night after her hand started swelling and she had to call it early, proving she’s truly in her 40s era. We hear about an Aussie tourist taking on a litterer in Indonesia, then ask listeners about the weirdest times they’ve been attacked by animals after a fisherman copped it from an octopus, including one woman whose wart was nibbled off by a duck. Tim also reveals the childhood movie that absolutely terrified him, before Logie winner Ally Langdon calls in to celebrate her win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim want to know when you've had enough and actually told someone off, from angry drivers and litterers to a medical receptionist putting a rude patient in their place. They hear from a woman who got busted for walking her dogs on a school oval and a passenger who finally snapped after a fellow traveller took over his seat. Plus, Tim reveals the time he was told off by two elderly Paul McCartney fans for talking too much during the concert.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki and Tim unpack the wildest moments from the Logies, including Robert Irwin absolutely smashing his hosting debut and joining Peking Duck on stage after they successfully manifested it on the show. Ricki reveals the glamorous reality of the night, from the red carpet and fancy dinner to going home with swollen hands because she couldn't get her borrowed diamond rings off. Plus, she reveals just how hungover she was getting ready for the biggest night of Australian television.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki admits she's completely hooked on Embarrassing Bodies, while a new survey reveals Sydneysiders are spending more than $100 on a single date. It's New Music Friday with fresh tracks to add to your playlist, Peking Duck celebrate the release of their long awaited debut album, and Robert Irwin swings by to chat crocodiles, the Logies, and the surprise he's teasing for Sunday night's show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robert Irwin drops in fresh from catching crocodiles in Cape York and reveals how he's preparing for the biggest night of Australian TV. He spills on hosting the Logies, his Gold Logie nomination, why his body's already sore from rehearsals, and whether he'll join Peking Duck on stage. Plus, he settles the ultimate debate by revealing which Spice Girl he really is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.