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A mum has gone viral after being told to pick up her son from school—because he had cheese and crackers in his lunchbox. Little George is a fussy eater, and that’s his go-to snack, but his new teacher banned it for not being “healthy enough.” Mum Rachael was fuming, arguing that cheese and crackers are better than nothing, and slammed the school’s snack rules as completely over the top.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Mailbag, our listener Tamara is begging for a Ricki-Lee & Jessica Mauboy reunion... and Ricki may just have some good news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned that kids can’t read analogue clocks anymore – one poor student even thought 9:58 was “9:8.” Then in a police interrogation, a suspect accidentally let one rip right as he was being charged… earning Priyanka Chopra’s old nickname “Farty Chopra” a comeback. Over in the Glossys: Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension has Colbert, Letterman and Fallon all up in arms, Reese Witherspoon does a killer Nicole Kidman impression, and Cardi B’s flogging CDs from a car boot with Gayle King. Oh, and Snoop Dogg says Stevie Wonder is the only artist he’d ever need, while Benson Boone’s cameraman got arrested for literally taking the piss in a Florida shop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glossys time! Taylor Swift is rumoured to be dropping a secret movie next month to go with her brand-new album. Meanwhile, Hollywood is buzzing—Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension has other late-night hosts like Letterman, Colbert and Fallon weighing in on censorship. Reese Witherspoon’s gone full Nicole Kidman in a spot-on impression, and Cardi B’s flogging CDs from the boot of a car with Gayle King riding shotgun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A teacher put his students to the test—read an analogue clock in three seconds for bonus marks. The result? Chaos. Half the class guessed wrong, mixing up the hands, shouting times like “10:5” and “9:8.” The clip’s gone viral and now everyone’s arguing: is telling time on an old-school clock becoming a lost skill in the TikTok age?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jimmy Kimmel’s comments about Charlie Kirk have reportedly gotten his show pulled off air indefinitely, and Donald Trump is claiming Jimmy Kimmel Live! is officially canceled. Meanwhile, Jerry from Ben & Jerry’s leaves the company, and it’s now just Ben’s Ice Cream. In the Glossy’s, Colin Farrell admits Margot Robbie turns him on. Justin Bieber bags a solo $10M Coachella deal and prays over his beard, and Travis Kelce is already spilling Swiftie wedding tea. We get obsessed with Trump’s state visit—Kate next to Trump at dinner? Camilla and Melania at the same table? The crowns, the jewels, the menu?! Plus, Kris Jenner’s MAC stunt goes viral, Elton John turns his kneecaps into jewellerySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh Szeps - Australian media personality drops in for a round of Quick Draw! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In todays Glossy’s, Queen Camilla reportedly shuns Princess Kate during a conversation with Melania outside Windsor Castle, while Colin Farrell shares a light-hearted story praising Margot Robbie and her kindness on set. Justin Bieber lands a $15 million Coachella deal and jokes about his beard growth on Instagram. Plus, Travis Kelce gives a glimpse into his wedding planning with Taylor Swift during a chat on his podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Joe explains who Charlie Kirk was and why everyone is losing their minds over his assassination. PLUS! Is Taylor Swift a sociopath? LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bloke in Kansas robbed a bank just to escape his wife, only to get sentenced to home confinement right back where he started. Meanwhile, a giant alligator in Florida caused chaos by strutting across an intersection like it owned the place. In the Glossy’s, Sabrina Carpenter teases her Coachella headline set, Lindsay Lohan Photoshops herself into her meals, Colin Farrell drops an F-bomb over Taytos, and Selena & Benny’s wedding sounds bougie as hell. We also heard the wildest racehorse names, ranked the craziest My Strange Addictions (yes, including eating ashes), and spun the Wednesday Wheel for a country edition of Povo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Glossy’s were busy! Sabrina Carpenter promised Coachella domination, Lindsay Lohan literally edited herself into her meals, Colin Farrell let an F-bomb fly over a Tayto sandwich, and Selena & Benny’s wedding plans sound fancier than a royal affair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kamala Harris says no thanks to AirPods, Ed Sheeran reveals plans for a posthumous album, and one Italian woman proves you don’t need a groom to have a wedding. Plus, in the Glossy’s, we’re talking Meryl and Marty rumours, Jake G surprises, Zayn on Wicked, YUNGBLUD spilling secrets, and a Bollywood star’s floral fine at Aussie customs. Oh, and wait ‘til you hear about the neighbour wars—someone needs to chill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Italian woman has officially tied the knot—with herself. Fitness trainer Laura Mesi threw a full wedding with 70 guests, a white gown, bridesmaids, and a three-tier cake, declaring she was done waiting around for men. The self-marriage isn’t legally binding, but she says it proves her happiness doesn’t depend on anyone else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kamala Harris has revealed why she’s still rocking the old-school wired headphones. On Colbert, she joked that AirPods aren’t secure enough, saying she’s sat through too many intel briefings to risk people eavesdropping on her train chats. Honestly, it’s giving FBI chic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What apps are you flat-out refusing to download? From Snapchat to sports betting, even Macca’s made the list. In Mailbag, we sifted through some wild listener messages before diving into the story of an ex-inmate turned influencer who says simple things like opening the fridge still blow his mind. The Glossy’s had wall-to-wall Emmy’s news — Colbert, Seth Rogen, a 15-year-old winner, and Taylor sneaking around at the NFL. Plus, the Vatican held a concert, the Olympics got a mention, and yep… another bright yellow dildo has hit an NFL field.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got nostalgic as today marks 25 years since the Sydney 2000 Olympics opening ceremony — from Vanessa Amorosi’s goosebump performance to Nikki Webster flying high at just 13.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget the grocery aisle: Aldi’s flogging Aston Martin F1 go-karts for 200 bucks, and now the betchmail is full of listeners daring us to race them. Should we put our money where our mouths are and hit the track once and for all?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got Albo rocking up in the wrong shirt to the wrong party, Glossy’s chaos with Ne-Yo’s four girlfriends (yes, four), Harry & Zoe sneaking out of JFK, and Joy spilling the tea on getting fired (twice!). Plus, Oasis hand out VIP spots while Gary Neville gets nosebleeds at the back, and we meet a Nonna who reckons coffee isn’t complete without a splash of limoncello at 10am. Oh — and we’ve got a chat with Sophie Ellis-Bextor you don’t want to miss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sat down with Sophie Ellis-Bextor and she was every bit the icon you’d hope for—warm, funny, and completely unfiltered. She opened up about balancing mum life with pop stardom, why she proudly called her album Perimenopop, and even joked about moving to Hungary for tax-free living with her five kids. Plus, we chatted Murder on the Dancefloor, Royal Otis, and the track she thinks you should play first.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor old Albo had himself a dress code disaster in the Solomon Islands. While every other leader showed up in coordinated navy polos, our PM strolled in rocking a bright pink Hawaiian number like he was ready for poolside cocktails. The moment he realised, he bolted for a quick-change and re-emerged in the right kit. Still—nothing says “leader of the Pacific” like looking like you’ve just been handed a Tommy Bahama gift card.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking Tinder weirdos (yes, even millionaires looking for “breeders”), a sad dinner showdown that somehow birthed a Midori trifle, and the wild story of Steve Jobs refusing to sign autographs… except when he actually did. Plus, in Glossy’s: Britney claps back, Rosie O’Donnell drags Ellen, Jeremy Clarkson loses his pants, and fresh tea on Taylor’s wedding plans. Oh, and Victoria Beckham’s finally letting Netflix in on the spice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Conrad Sewell dropped by with his brand-new single Walk On… but it wasn’t just the music making noise. He went head-to-head with Ricki in Quick Draw and pulled off the unthinkable: a clean sweep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A British aristocrat has hit Tinder with the least sexy pitch of all time: he’s after a “good breeder” to give him a son. Yep, at 79, Sir Benjamin Slade reckons his frozen swimmers and 1300-acre estate will seal the deal. The team’s got thoughts — from “slay ban” to “ew, Gilead vibes” — and Joel’s already half-considering the inheritance. Would you swipe right on that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From tuna on steak to dog food dinners, the sad meal comp has been wild — but today was next level. Isabella accidentally pitched us her “security board” (aka a DIY charcuterie board with corn kernels and cottage cheese), Phil served up a sardine omelette nobody asked for, and Christina went full chaotic auntie with a Midori trifle. In the end, we couldn’t pick, so two winners walked away with cash and Ufoods… and Joel’s still begging for that trifle recipe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Joe explains Donald Trump's alleged radio play in the Epstein files. PLUS! Why is Donald going to war with everyone...including his own country? LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got world records, fries gone wrong, and some seriously wild glossy goss. A Kiwi mum is running barefoot on LEGO (on purpose), while a cheapskate date is sending Venmo requests for half the chips. Teddy Swims is locked in for the NRL Grand Final, Taylor & Travis are celebrating steak, and Catherine Zeta-Jones is eyeing up the next generation of fans. Plus — elephants are literally hijacking sugar cane trucks in Thailand, a kid overheard way too much from his parents’ bedroom, and we play the most frustrating emoji game yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman’s gone viral after her date sent her a Venmo request for half the fries they shared — a whopping $3.25. She thought covering the tip was enough, but apparently, love isn’t free… and neither are chips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A New Zealand mum just set a Guinness World Record by sprinting 100 metres barefoot across 300 kilos of LEGO in under 25 seconds. Yep — the world’s most painful obstacle course now has a queen. And the best part? She did it as a bucket list dream after a major health scare.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off laughing at what 40-year-olds apparently get up to according to kids. Then it was snack time, because Woolies has officially made popcorn wild again with M&M, Mars Bar, and Snickers flavours for $5.50. Rachel McAdams is living our guilty pleasure dream, confessing she’ll still hit Maccas for a fish fillet and choc milkshake—pregnant or not. Yungblud’s VMAs tribute got roasted by The Darkness, Harry Styles was spotted lending Zoe Kravitz his shacket, and Louis Tomlinson reunited with Zayn for darts after a decade-long Twitter feud. Britney’s house may be chaos, that hectic bride serenaded her new husband Mariah-style at her wedding, and Mariah herself tried her best at a VMA afterparty—Busta Rhymes helping hand and all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Glossy’s are juicy today, betch. Harry Styles is out here lending Zoe Kravitz his famous shacket on the streets of New York, while Louis Tomlinson and Zayn shocked everyone with a pub dart sesh after years of bad blood. Meanwhile, Britney’s latest bathroom dance video has her friends seriously worried — and Yungblud’s VMA tribute is copping a brutal spray from a rock legend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Popcorn just levelled up, betch. We got into the new M&M popcorn drop at Woolies — and for $5.50, it’s basically begging to jump into your trolley. But that’s not all… Mars Bar and Snickers have joined the popcorn party too. Forget recess, this is a full-blown sugar stampede.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, betches! We’re diving headfirst into the VMAs chaos, where Mariah Carey finally scored her first Moon Person (took her 35 years but who’s counting?) and served up a performance medley that shook the arena. Meanwhile, a Coldplay kiss-cam queen has officially filed for divorce, a breakdancing US politician is protesting tax hikes one spin at a time, and Brooklyn Beckham is cooking pasta with straight-up seawater—bon appétit? Plus, Bieber crashes a pub, Travis cops a slap in Brazil, and Paul McCartney rocks out at Oasis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Glossy’s we’re talking Bieber on the shots, Kate Middleton switching back to brunette, and Paul McCartney rocking out at Oasis. But the real headline? Travis Kelce copping a full slap in the face during the Chiefs’ first game of the season in Brazil. Ouch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The woman from that viral Coldplay kiss cam moment has now officially filed for divorce, less than a month after the concert clip blew up online. But her soon-to-be ex-husband says the split was already a done deal—and to make things juicier, one of his ex-wives has chimed in, calling the whole thing karma. This marks divorce number three for him… yikes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s ep is a wild ride – we’ve got the most unhinged bride you’ve ever seen, the latest juice from the Glossy’s, and Travis Kelce’s mum oversharing about Taylor’s “aching uterus” in a very Boomer Facebook moment. Strap in, betch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, there are reports Liam and Noel Gallagher are the only ones with a free guest list on the Oasis reunion tour, while everyone else has to cough up for their plus-ones. Whoopi Goldberg’s London show is struggling so badly that tickets are being flogged at 90% off. Kate Middleton has gone blonde with a brand new look, and Sydney Sweeney’s record-breaking denim deal is still making headlines as she hits the Toronto Film Festival for her new film Christy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine marrying someone who turns the ceremony into a full-blown Vegas residency. This bride grabbed the mic, stormed down the aisle, and belted out a ballad like she was headlining the Coliseum – while her new husband stood there in sneakers, clinging to his phone like a hostage. Elvis lit up his lighter, the room looked like a conference centre, and the whole thing was so unhinged… we couldn’t look away.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got facts that will blow your tiny little minds – octopuses with three hearts, sharks older than trees, and yes, penguin pee frozen into Antarctic ice. Ricki and Tim are dropping the kind of trivia you’ll be bragging about at the pub. Then, Daniel Andrews has popped up in a very interesting spot, J-Lo has a fan losing it after she hit “follow,” and the Glossy’s are packed with Harry & Zoë hand-holding, Gaga’s mayhem, and Sabrina’s hair-pulling chaos. Plus, we’ll take you to Social’s Boot Camp – where Millennials get schooled on fonts, slang, and how not to embarrass yourself onlineSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Manu’s back in the studio and ready for another crack at Quick Draw... but history isn’t exactly on his side. Between teaching us how to actually say “charcuterie,” spilling behind-the-scenes MKR secrets, and confessing his guilty junk food pleasures, things get messy fast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Gen Z creator has gone viral for running a “millennial bootcamp,” exposing the dead giveaways that betray your age on social media. From fonts that “scream millennial,” to killing off boomerangs and background music on Insta stories, no one is safe. She even rewrites the rulebook on slang — slay is now sarcastic, “ate” means you’re hot, and if you’re not having a “kiki,” are you even living?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan Andrews has set off fireworks after being snapped at a Chinese military parade alongside Putin and Kim Jong Un. The former Vic Premier is now being blasted as a “traitor” for cozying up to Beijing, despite China being Victoria’s biggest trade partner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: The Neo-Nazi movement was in the spotlight during the weekend's March For Australia events. This week, Joe explains exactly who they are, what they stand for and why downplaying their rhetoric is the real danger to Australia. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.